Monster girl thread

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Monster girl thread Anonymous Wed Dec 16 07:58:24 2020 No.30790846 [Reply] [Original]

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h (embed)
Content Aggregator: https://anubis.moe/
Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk
Sabbath Grimoire Scans: https://imgur.com/a/CATcaGk
Fanart Galleries: https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc
Mega Archive: https://mega.nz/folder/b7QSFbIQ#G3K9UO01viIkxUrQBlwx5A

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 07:59:11 2020 No.30790874 File: 93 KB, 600x847, 1424337253520.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30790846 A FUCKING FISH???

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 07:59:51 2020 No.30790893 Fuck 2hu. Twenty fucking single digit threads spotted while browsing the catalog for /mgt/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 08:00:30 2020 No.30790902 >>30790846 Aw fuck i missed a (embed)

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 08:00:32 2020 No.30790904 >>30790893 But we need to know which 2hus milk would make the best cheese!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 08:06:16 2020 No.30791043 File: 137 KB, 540x800, 1480120772452.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30790902 Nevermind that

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 08:06:46 2020 No.30791066 File: 140 KB, 1000x1000, Gazer_EoG-_MsXUAEy9r9_SoldierBurger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gazer sees your ____

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 08:07:21 2020 No.30791083 >>30791066 Hours logged into CK2

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 08:30:59 2020 No.30791816 File: 120 KB, 1103x1400, hzuElcPj_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30790904 I wanna make cheese out of lilim milk

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 08:35:11 2020 No.30791934 >>30791066 Photoshopped collection of double eyed gazers and cyclopes

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 08:39:24 2020 No.30792041 File: 148 KB, 985x806, Sahuagin87.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30790874 I will now pleasure myself with this fish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 08:45:01 2020 No.30792195 File: 1.89 MB, 1200x1074, A_na_ta_by_blankscanvas-db2q058.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30791816 I want a lilim to feed me her milk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 08:49:24 2020 No.30792308 File: 987 KB, 716x872, 1391561413589.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Deruderu

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 08:51:37 2020 No.30792378 File: 1.71 MB, 1488x2070, 64802922_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30790846

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 08:51:57 2020 No.30792389 File: 947 KB, 874x1200, 84681493_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30792308 Fear boner.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 08:55:40 2020 No.30792509 >>30791066 Tax fraud.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 09:11:04 2020 No.30793021 File: 373 KB, 810x1080, __tatara_kogasa_touhou_drawn_by_rizento__2fe0c6c11d8da9a4ba42a1a35643a745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mgs reactions to being honked honked

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 09:14:12 2020 No.30793117 File: 256 KB, 1900x1700, Gazer891a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30793021 Nah. They just get smugger.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 09:16:21 2020 No.30793192 >>30793021 https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4233499

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 09:17:53 2020 No.30793225 >>30793192 that artist does good ss

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 09:21:08 2020 No.30793300 >>30793225 I don't watch that shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 09:25:07 2020 No.30793418 >>30793300 Its okay anon you guys with shit taste are allowed to have your own opinion too

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 09:25:21 2020 No.30793422 File: 795 KB, 3000x3489, 1479752541830.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30793021 Rape.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 09:25:44 2020 No.30793430 >>30793300 well you sir are swine and not my nigga.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 09:26:11 2020 No.30793447 >>30793021 Rape

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 09:26:32 2020 No.30793461 >ftw no sexy ww2 ghost nurse who died at sea

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 09:28:18 2020 No.30793515 >>30793225 >>30793418 A shit fetish for low-test effeminate males with mental issues.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 09:30:32 2020 No.30793590 >>30793515 Yeah, maledomfags have some issues, but hey, some one else's fetish isn't for me to judge. Unless it's NTR

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 09:35:02 2020 No.30793737 File: 345 KB, 1075x683, 86333871_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 09:36:16 2020 No.30793767 File: 407 KB, 1300x1706, 1540301342844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30793515 Where do you think you are? This is a burning house and you're telling us the coffee is too hot for you? You deserve to be age regressed and tenderly loved.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 09:37:51 2020 No.30793819 >>30793737 >There are different races in his headcanon lol cuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 09:38:06 2020 No.30793830 >>30793515 >>30793737 Fuck off retards

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 09:39:29 2020 No.30793879 >>30793737 That actually made me laugh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 09:44:21 2020 No.30794007 >>30793737 Is the Wight dating Samuel L. Jackson?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 09:48:55 2020 No.30794137 >>30794007 Because people at /monster/ can't pull their heads out of politics and aren't as rigid and dogmatic in separating real life from fantasy as this place is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 09:51:07 2020 No.30794199 >>30793737 I recognize the inspiration for this picture.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 09:56:31 2020 No.30794363 >>30793737 This is quite possibly the funniest piece of gift art I've ever received.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 09:58:03 2020 No.30794406 File: 250 KB, 1000x1732, 1604238888992.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 09:58:43 2020 No.30794428 File: 37 KB, 548x422, 1608130723358.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30794199 >>30793737 This is the inspiration for art work(Forgive me).

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:01:05 2020 No.30794504 >>30794428 why is he dressed like a ninja?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:02:54 2020 No.30794553 >>30794007 >Wightfag is Samuel L. Jackson I fucking knew it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:03:23 2020 No.30794569 >>30794504 I don't know, I found it two months ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:03:56 2020 No.30794586 >>30794428 I have so many questions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:04:15 2020 No.30794593 >>30794504 Canadian ninja.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:11:53 2020 No.30794797 >>30794553 I thought he was married to Miia?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:12:04 2020 No.30794802 File: 60 KB, 631x434, C4C81F73-A8DB-4BF6-9BD3-CC3597327929.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30793737 Got a chuckle out of me

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:14:07 2020 No.30794871 >>30794504 >Hey hey let's go kenka suru >Taisetsu no mono protect my balls!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:15:04 2020 No.30794895 >>30794797 >Wightfag is also Miia fag How deep is this rabbithole?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:15:09 2020 No.30794897 >>30794428 huh was expecting it to be an int meme

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:15:28 2020 No.30794909 File: 466 KB, 1430x2048, C77iODxH_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30791934 Devious

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:18:14 2020 No.30794986 >>30794909 Looks like a ghoul.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:18:27 2020 No.30794993 File: 185 KB, 980x1371, 222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30793515 that's just like your opinion man

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:19:21 2020 No.30795016 >>30794909 10/10. I just hope the bicorn doesn't find my collection of bipedal goth unicorns

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:19:49 2020 No.30795025 >>30794895 Nah, there were few pics with Samuel L. Jackson and Miia

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:20:25 2020 No.30795040 >>30794895 The answer is clear. Samuel Jackson, in his desire to not be a haremfag, has split his sentience in two in order to both be married to a wight woman and to a snake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:20:58 2020 No.30795056 File: 145 KB, 1400x1930, pRUBYv1P_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to keep your snakes warm and heavily pregnant

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:21:03 2020 No.30795062 >>30795025 I know, I was just making a joke. A bad one apparently, since you didn't seem to get it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:22:30 2020 No.30795093 >>30795062 Anon Samuel L. Jackson is a famous millionaire, why would he post on /jp/s /mgt/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:22:49 2020 No.30795099 File: 992 KB, 1280x1541, Tumblr_oiox1uOg3v1vxgw0io7_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30795056 I don't get a choice on that issue.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:23:02 2020 No.30795107 File: 1.36 MB, 1911x1848, 1608001249977.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:27:30 2020 No.30795238 >>30795093 Why would he not?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:28:23 2020 No.30795263 >>30795093 Isn't he a moefag?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:28:30 2020 No.30795266 File: 865 KB, 1500x1154, 55ac2c8b01a2b2d0342b8b3160f99dc0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oink

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:30:09 2020 No.30795315 >>30795266 >Pig faced fat balding man's only nemesis

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:32:50 2020 No.30795393 >>30795266 A mighty WAAAGH indeed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:33:45 2020 No.30795419 >>30795107 This is a ploy, a clever ploy!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:38:36 2020 No.30795552 >>30795419 Don't be mofuphobic! Get in the bed!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:43:40 2020 No.30795672 File: 711 KB, 1376x2408, dexfags.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30790846 I'm not afraid of minotaurs, or any big monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:43:50 2020 No.30795677 >>30795552 She does look very warm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:45:05 2020 No.30795714 File: 257 KB, 2048x2039, 147_D5HduN1U4AEIHpF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:45:42 2020 No.30795736 File: 884 KB, 1080x1080, sketchbook___mothman_by_candra_deajiiz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:47:45 2020 No.30795790 File: 137 KB, 1280x1147, spider.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30795714 Bigger

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:50:18 2020 No.30795856 File: 1.34 MB, 2563x2373, 1593267927181.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] drowning yourself in mofu

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 10:53:32 2020 No.30795951 File: 323 KB, 1280x1839, 13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pregnant mofu

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:04:09 2020 No.30796222 >>30795951 Anon she's got no tail

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:06:21 2020 No.30796272 >>30795790 Damn, Black Maria looks like THAT?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:06:35 2020 No.30796282 >>30796222 Details details!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:14:33 2020 No.30796492 >you wake up in a future where somehow mge became mainstream and balderized

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:16:26 2020 No.30796554 >>30796492 Well at least I got chicken

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:21:05 2020 No.30796684 >>30796492 >balderized They're all bald now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:22:42 2020 No.30796721 >>30796684 It's a bald future Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:26:33 2020 No.30796826 >>30796492 As long as it's actually good, H-doujins will suffice. >>30796684 I would still go out with a bald monstergirl, only the ones with animal ears would look weirder.

Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:26:50 2020 No.30796834

>>30796492

While MGE isn't mainstream, it already suffers from people trying to "fix" it. Removing rape, adding monsterboys, adding violence and murder because HFY, removing/ageing up the Sabbath, and random 40k crossovers.

Not sure what it is, but MGE attracts a really strange crowd of critics.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:30:31 2020 No.30796918 >>30796834 >and random 40k crossovers. Let's be fair. EVERYTHING gets random 40k crossovers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:31:46 2020 No.30796955 >>30796918 I just saw Buzz Lightyear as a SPEHHS MAHREEN the other day...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:31:49 2020 No.30796958 File: 213 KB, 791x389, 1568425647538.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30796492 >balderized

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:32:26 2020 No.30796978 >>30796826 Bald Elves?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:33:21 2020 No.30797000 >>30796955 Necron lich/wight when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:34:08 2020 No.30797015 >>30796834 >removing/ageing up the Sabbath I don't have an issue with this one personally.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:34:27 2020 No.30797023 >>30796918 >but random things plus 40k on google to see this holy shit its like mlp

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:35:08 2020 No.30797037 >>30797015 Probably because your mind has been cucked by a lifetime of brainwashing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:35:49 2020 No.30797057 File: 1.03 MB, 1157x1637, 82827455_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30795856

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:36:09 2020 No.30797066 File: 276 KB, 701x1200, qcYtlCPI_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30796978 Now that I think about it, I wouldn't mind a bald P'orc. >>30797000 Have an Automaton.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:37:11 2020 No.30797097 >>30797023 people who like 40k a lot are indistinguishable from people who like mlp a lot if you don't know the exact details of the thing they're interested in They look and act exactly the same and have identical degrees of crippling autism.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:37:41 2020 No.30797110 >>30797023 Oh god, I remember when fucking everything got a MLP version or crossover. Dark days.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:38:03 2020 No.30797119 >>30795266 Is it weird that I want p'orcs for maledom and green orcs for femdom?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:38:15 2020 No.30797128 >>30797066 Final mission of Winter Assault intensifies

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:38:43 2020 No.30797146 >>30797066 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:38:56 2020 No.30797152 >>30797037 Ironic you say that for the faction that canonically brainwashes its male members to be pedophiles, lol.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:40:48 2020 No.30797214 >>30797152 >brainwashes its male members to be pedophiles you don't need to do much brainwashing

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:42:18 2020 No.30797254 >>30796918 something I find off for is as prolific as 40k , I've never seen a show ever make a reference to it.

Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:42:33 2020 No.30797266
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>>30797152
Ever read world guide 3? Only the Extremist sabbath actually forces it. Everyone else joins (or earns their way in if we are talking the Sorcerer or Medical sabbaths) willingly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:43:15 2020 No.30797279 File: 191 KB, 1057x922, all that salt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30793737 Holy shit, this picture is basically destroying /monster/ right now. Let's start a raid!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:43:44 2020 No.30797300 >>30797266 No, I didn't read the loliguide book.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:45:25 2020 No.30797344 File: 3.41 MB, 3000x3200, Psychiatric help.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30797279 >did /jp/ organize this Schizophrenia is a hell of a drug

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:45:30 2020 No.30797348 >>30797279 Fuck off and stop trying to attract more shitposters

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:46:07 2020 No.30797366 >>30797279 Didn't they get nuked?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:47:05 2020 No.30797385 >>30797366 So did the japs, didn't stop them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:47:34 2020 No.30797393 File: 3.10 MB, 1720x2828, 86280871_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:47:49 2020 No.30797398 >>30797279 i though that place went down after that one aussie went postal and posted the livestream there

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:48:01 2020 No.30797407 File: 176 KB, 900x1200, orc25.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30795315 They're gonna return that man to the tribe!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:48:51 2020 No.30797429 >>30797279 >website rivalries yeah I've never really jumped on that bandwagon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:49:11 2020 No.30797438 >>30797279 Hey buddy I think you got the wrong website, resetera is down the corridor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:49:40 2020 No.30797453 >>30797279 Where is /monster/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:49:54 2020 No.30797461 >>30795315 >nemesis Is that what orcs their call true love?

Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:50:13 2020 No.30797470
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>>30797366
>>30797398
After cripplechan went down, a whole bunch of successor sites cropped up.
The original board was resurrected a few months later, but it's basically a ghost town

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:50:25 2020 No.30797479 >>30797398 /mosnter/ is alive on smuglo . li now. They are hilarious schizos that needs to be bullied.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:50:31 2020 No.30797483 >>30795951 Who's the artist?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:50:38 2020 No.30797487 >>30797344 He needs to know so he can epic troll us

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:50:42 2020 No.30797491 >>30797300 I'd recommend reading it. There's a lot of content there that isn't loli-related, namely everything related to the different magical systems and magical items.

Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:51:26 2020 No.30797509

>>30797366
Most of the places on old 8 had bunkers set up before the hosting service / the feds (depending on which version of the story you believe, given Jim got dragged in front of Congress I'm inclined to believe the later were involved.) temporarily shut it down. Most of the old stuff did end up salvaged, but everyone saw Jim as unreliable and stuck to their bunkers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:51:34 2020 No.30797514 File: 35 KB, 400x137, PnHnH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30797479 I don't like to bully or be bullied

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:52:59 2020 No.30797541 >>30797491 I'm good, I dislike the entire concept that the entire magical side of MGE is intrinsically tied into lolis.

Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:53:48 2020 No.30797567
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>Hellhound finds out you have a tongue fetish
A lot more face lickings are now in store for you. Get ready for lots of warm, sticky, slimy hellhound spit and steamy, hot hellhound breath!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:54:40 2020 No.30797589 >>30795672 Underrated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 11:58:55 2020 No.30797673 File: 668 KB, 1400x2000, Lich.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30797541 Lichs and Dark mages come to mind as non-loli magic heavy races.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:04:17 2020 No.30797815 >>30797673 Liches are lolis, lol. And dark mages strike me as less magey and more witchy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:04:36 2020 No.30797823 File: 109 KB, 520x390, C8E2B07A-E95F-49C6-8992-9DA43C7AEC79.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How comfy are arachne sheets?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:05:23 2020 No.30797842 >>30797815 >Liches are lolis, lol. I take that back, she's just petite. Must be the undead loli poster getting in my head

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:07:30 2020 No.30797899 >>30797823 They're silk dude, silk!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:08:26 2020 No.30797921 >>30797673 In my opinion, Lich and Dark Mage lolis are cuter than the loli-only magic races.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:19:45 2020 No.30798183 Which loli MG would be the biggest squirter?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:21:13 2020 No.30798222 File: 285 KB, 718x671, swordlim.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is her sword a rare drop?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:22:19 2020 No.30798248 . Nothing quite like ojous writhing in pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:24:53 2020 No.30798295 >>30797567 I want to engage in aggressive scent marking with them

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:26:32 2020 No.30798320 >>30793737 Why do blacks always feel the need to bring up their race, Is that really all that makes up their identity? Even when anonymous they just can't resist

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:26:42 2020 No.30798323 >>30798183 Jubs, water elementals

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:27:40 2020 No.30798346 >>30798320 ok I laughed

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:27:47 2020 No.30798349 >>30795107 *an excuse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:29:54 2020 No.30798392 >>30798320 This. Greenman OC or nothing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:30:05 2020 No.30798395 >>30798320 Size is inversely proportional to squirt volume, so any of the smaller ones.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:30:41 2020 No.30798410 >>30797479 the "bullying" always amounts to posting blacked or ntr from what I've seen, not sure what anyone here would get out of that

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:31:15 2020 No.30798424 >>30798183 Size is inversely proportional to squirt volume, so any of the smaller ones.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:35:00 2020 No.30798500 File: 356 KB, 2122x2619, 62252639_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] *secretes

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:35:37 2020 No.30798518 >>30798500 what secretes does she hav

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:36:19 2020 No.30798539 >>30798320 >What is self inserting

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:36:31 2020 No.30798547 File: 59 KB, 150x150, 1605212733280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Joobjoober

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:38:23 2020 No.30798588 >>30798539 I don't know, but it sounds lewd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:38:58 2020 No.30798608 >>30798547 i'll take one of their gooey daughters

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:40:16 2020 No.30798643 >>30798539 Autofellatio.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:41:20 2020 No.30798659 >>30798608 No one can beat the C U double-N Y.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:41:44 2020 No.30798666 >>30798539 >Hey hey its a "wight" get it. Because im black lol and its pronounced white >Did I mention im black, huh did I? Western and Jap artists rarely do this and when they do they get mocked. They get mocked because it's annoying

Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:42:19 2020 No.30798682
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>>30798295
Lots of scent marking gonna go on in bed with one. You'll come out smelling like hotdog every damn day, and every whore is gonna know it from a mile away. Keep those nasty sluts away from her one and only man! You.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:43:46 2020 No.30798720 >>30798666 That kinda sounds like your own ideas about it man. Dude seems like he's just getting art for a fantasy, as waifufags do. Nothing to do with annoying folk unless they want to annoy themselves.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:44:17 2020 No.30798727 >>30798410 https://imgur.com/a/KNkJ2Oy

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:44:44 2020 No.30798736 >>30798320 >His money >His waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:45:31 2020 No.30798759 File: 719 KB, 1500x1100, EpRfOXPUUAALPJk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:47:18 2020 No.30798803 File: 69 KB, 1209x673, GranblueFes2020-Event-AR-Screenshots-7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:47:19 2020 No.30798804 >>30797673 I had a lich commission declined because the artist thought they looked too close to lolis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:47:59 2020 No.30798812 >>30798804 Why are you commissioning a blind artist?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:48:03 2020 No.30798814 >>30798804 I had a wight commission declined because the artist thought they were furry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:48:09 2020 No.30798818 >>30798727 >multiple dicks no way fag

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:49:16 2020 No.30798846 >>30798814 Did they ever explain why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:49:54 2020 No.30798870 >>30798814 >wight >thought they were furry. What in the cinnamon toast fuck? Is it the claws?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:50:49 2020 No.30798893 Fuck off jesus fuck. This is the only fucking place on this website where race isn't shoehorned into fucking everything. Drop the conversation already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:51:21 2020 No.30798907 >>30798846 >>30798870 So apparently the wight claws, the ethereal shit around the arms? They thought it was fur. Hence, furry.

Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:51:55 2020 No.30798922
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Help. Shanghaied by vampirate and her undead crew. Forced to be the communal wight maker for the zombies (see cumpump) and the blood bag for her viciousness. How do I escape these endless seas?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:52:20 2020 No.30798926 >>30798893 the "conversation" was literally about someone shoehorning their race into everything you absolute retard

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:52:25 2020 No.30798929 >>30798893 Your post is the only one in the past 5 minutes still talking about it so how about you shut the fuck up

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:53:23 2020 No.30798963 >>30798666 Eh what’s wrong with a black guy being into wights plus what if a dark skin girl becomes a zombie then a wight? It’s a mge species not a race

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:54:09 2020 No.30798985 File: 485 KB, 1270x2048, EotCk4CXMAAdNYP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:55:43 2020 No.30799028 File: 42 KB, 331x599, 19D3012F-9186-4784-B42C-95791892B557.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I miss the dynasty warriors games. Imagine fighting strong monstergirls and taking on the one your forces are running away from

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:55:43 2020 No.30799029 >>30798922 >How do I escape these endless seas? Only way is to build a homebase port for them and being the mayor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:56:05 2020 No.30799039 File: 548 KB, 1500x1500, Lich Kid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30798804 Was the artist Australian or something? I have seen a grand total of one loli lich out there and she isn't lewd at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:56:38 2020 No.30799056 File: 423 KB, 1222x1498, k2vLkopo_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30798922 Just be a better cumpump/bloodbag, then you'll get promoted to communal husband!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:56:42 2020 No.30799058 >>30798922 jerk it over the side of the ship until a kraken takes notice. Sure, you'll have other problems at that point, but you won't have to worry about being trapped on the boat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:56:58 2020 No.30799062 >>30798926 I don't think it's shoehorning when it's commissions he paid for.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:57:23 2020 No.30799070 >>30798804 Try not commissioning from fags

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 12:57:23 2020 No.30799072 Not all foxes are good, remember that: >https://youtu.be/av2OdrtGcuo

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:00:19 2020 No.30799136 File: 1.69 MB, 3283x4165, 1565532008383.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30799072 >SCP Fuck that shit. RPC Master Race.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:04:22 2020 No.30799257 >>30799136 Remote Procedural Call? I agree computer foxes like Ran are best

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:04:23 2020 No.30799259 File: 2.42 MB, 1920x1339, 86339162_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:04:27 2020 No.30799261 >>30799136 every RPC article is like the "screams at 500 decibels" parody SCP article and pretending they're any better than the trash that SCP has become is delusional.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:08:07 2020 No.30799393 File: 584 KB, 1125x1500, aka6-717473-Silk_and_steel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:08:14 2020 No.30799396 >>30799261 >screams at 500 decibels parody SCP article which one is that? (saged for offtopic)

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:09:23 2020 No.30799434 >>30799396 https://i.imgur.com/YzdzXNf.png

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:10:49 2020 No.30799471 >>30799434 nice, thanks

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:13:37 2020 No.30799559 File: 2.96 MB, 1800x2400, laureen_commission_by_yensh_de6ksqn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:15:58 2020 No.30799627 >>30799559 Is that Charizard?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:16:33 2020 No.30799644 File: 733 KB, 1079x1311, 1607806035615.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Allowing common monsters access to magic was a mistake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:16:54 2020 No.30799659 >>30799559 What kind of mutant charizard is that!?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:19:42 2020 No.30799722 File: 1.49 MB, 1800x1824, EpW-j1sU0AAu0Fd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Under new management

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:20:23 2020 No.30799734 >>30798720 >>30798736 >>30798963 >>30799062 Thanks, NIDF!

Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:21:05 2020 No.30799748
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>>30793737
This may be my autism, but I think this joke would work better with something like an anubis or pharaoh, since the kind of skin tone MGE hellhounds have doesn't exist in humans IRL

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:22:12 2020 No.30799773 >>30799722 I'm going to save that Pharaoh!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:25:59 2020 No.30799869 >>30797438 this is resetera now, didn't you get the memo?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:28:27 2020 No.30799935 >>30798963 >dark skin girl You're one of those fags that identifies 2d brown skinned girls as black aren't you

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:29:02 2020 No.30799945 >>30799748 It would have made more since if the black guy was holding hands with a human woman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:30:39 2020 No.30799975 >>30798929 Yes I see lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:30:44 2020 No.30799978 File: 292 KB, 1902x2048, EpOzdtNXcAk-I0z.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:31:15 2020 No.30799993 >>30799722 The pharaoh was released on the servant boy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:34:49 2020 No.30800073 MORE FLUFF

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:35:09 2020 No.30800083 >>30799434 Link's dead

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:35:24 2020 No.30800086 >>30799748 It works with literally every monstergirl because they are all monsters, which is a different race than humans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:35:40 2020 No.30800091 File: 82 KB, 494x498, flagmander.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30799935 Not him but it depends on the woman, some are legit black women. so it really just boils down to occasionally playing the race game

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:35:50 2020 No.30800096 >>30800083 just google screams at 500 decibels

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:40:20 2020 No.30800184 >>30800083 Works just fine for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:41:02 2020 No.30800199 File: 148 KB, 862x512, five more minutes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30800073 Sure. Kinda weirded out by Ratafag but still.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:41:14 2020 No.30800203 >>30797279 neck yourself bollocks

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:42:35 2020 No.30800226 >be a part of a super hero team >get raped by the villain team's side for being the only male member while they beat up the others It's not fair, I should get beaten up by a lamia tail, scratched by harpy talons, and kicked from behind a centaur

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:42:53 2020 No.30800236 >>30800096 Still nothing

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:44:13 2020 No.30800258 >>30800236 it's the first three image results what the fuck are you talking about

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:45:08 2020 No.30800267 >>30800199 We need art of Ratas doing undercover reporting in various disguises.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:48:04 2020 No.30800328 >>30799935 I didn’t say black did i? My point was that he was bitching about someone being into wight because my white on black but a wight theoretically could have the skin color of a pharaoh

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:48:09 2020 No.30800332 File: 185 KB, 1158x819, 1461447286045.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh god, the mofu and lims teamed up!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:48:22 2020 No.30800336 >>30800226 Shoulda put up more of a fight

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:49:35 2020 No.30800370 >>30800091 Yeah when she looks ugly as shit you can be sure is one

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:52:28 2020 No.30800423 >>30800370 I honestly didn't meant it that way

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:53:01 2020 No.30800430 All white boys salty af because because superior black men are posted lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:53:49 2020 No.30800450 Can’t we stop talking about this

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:54:52 2020 No.30800471 >>30800450 come back in a hour or so and post something to talk about it'll be easier to take the edge off then

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:55:07 2020 No.30800479 File: 288 KB, 1486x2500, EiaN_qhWAAA7Y8b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:56:26 2020 No.30800499 File: 184 KB, 942x1033, 0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder what non magical learning is like for hakutaku?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 13:57:47 2020 No.30800522 I really liked that Wight story Magus anon just did.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:00:38 2020 No.30800578 >>30800522 It was pretty wholesome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:05:11 2020 No.30800653 >>30800522 It was great

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:05:55 2020 No.30800673 >>30800336 I can't, they were all stronger than me. Now I'm going to have to marry them and make children with them

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:08:26 2020 No.30800725 If I'm correct KC said that world guides and encyclopedias are written by the wandering scholar and he gets some things wrong or he over exaggerates facts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:09:15 2020 No.30800744 >>30800725 Yeah. The things that are true are the things you like and the parts he exaggerates are the ones you dislike.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:10:12 2020 No.30800774 File: 234 KB, 1200x1694, e52112_6907375.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30800673 >marry them and make children with them Congrats now they'll be too busy with the children to ever do anything evil again. You've saved the world anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:11:52 2020 No.30800810 >>30800744 Thanks, I remember seeing it somewhere but couldn't find it again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:14:11 2020 No.30800869 File: 2.13 MB, 350x500, 69645756.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:14:26 2020 No.30800875 File: 242 KB, 1280x860, 1600068676809.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like thick glasses

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:15:12 2020 No.30800888 >>30800499 It'd be like a horny version of Diogenes. Ergo, useless.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:15:42 2020 No.30800902 >>30800875 Dorky henchwomen are the cutest

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:16:07 2020 No.30800920 >>30800673 >I can't You shouldn't be on a superhero team with that attitude

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:16:19 2020 No.30800925 >>30799722 Apophis is lame. Because what's fun about a conquered Pharaoh if you didn't tame her like that yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:17:01 2020 No.30800942 >>30800258 I mean I still got nothing man. I don't see it anywhere.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:17:32 2020 No.30800951 >>30800875 Xenogears died for this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:18:44 2020 No.30800988 What's your favorite bodytype?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:18:46 2020 No.30800991 >>30800888 Is diogenes useless to begin with? the dude sounds like a compleat douche

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:19:31 2020 No.30801015 >>30800988 bbw

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:19:49 2020 No.30801020 >>30800988 mature with decent balace between tits and ass

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:19:53 2020 No.30801024 >>30800875 I like thick cunny flaps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:20:36 2020 No.30801040 >>30800988 Don't have one

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:20:41 2020 No.30801044 File: 3.31 MB, 4500x4500, 1606868683098.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30800988 Buff

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:21:17 2020 No.30801056 File: 429 KB, 723x1000, Kraken_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30800988

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:21:22 2020 No.30801058 >>30800988 Flat chested loli.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:21:25 2020 No.30801059 >>30800988 Venus

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:22:44 2020 No.30801088 >>30800988 Ignore the tats. Don't like em. https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3386565

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:23:05 2020 No.30801101 >>30797483 Yukibuster-z. Draws lots of great fox waifu. https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=2697420

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:24:09 2020 No.30801128 File: 303 KB, 1035x1187, 1547565285276.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30800988 mombod

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:24:10 2020 No.30801129 File: 130 KB, 778x1185, F880A80F-7C8F-4F2F-BC08-3E6E8E085614.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30800988 Short Good tits and a really good ass

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:24:16 2020 No.30801132 >>30800991 >Complete douche >Missing the point of Cynicism entirely

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:24:54 2020 No.30801150 >>30800988 Lean and lithe, no bulkiness, but still big titty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:27:24 2020 No.30801216 >>30801132 I guess I don't like that style of thinking

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:28:37 2020 No.30801247 File: 930 KB, 663x902, nerdusa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30800875 I like 'em thick with thick glasses.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:28:48 2020 No.30801251 File: 888 KB, 1544x1585, 1603434973218.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30800988 this. i'm a goblin-slut who goes into alleys to be picked up by goblins and gets gang-fucked by them for free.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:28:54 2020 No.30801255 >>30800988 I don't know its name. The one guys like kunaboto, donaught etc do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:29:01 2020 No.30801262 File: 1.18 MB, 3472x3508, 1607307748554.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh, maid, what big hands you have!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:29:52 2020 No.30801288 File: 1.00 MB, 1145x2494, 003_002_003_Ch01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30800988 Big

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:31:07 2020 No.30801308 File: 691 KB, 900x1200, Petite Cat Girl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30800988 Petite

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:32:14 2020 No.30801336 File: 1.53 MB, 1188x2203, 1590042874484.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like girls with curvy, fertile bodies who wear heavy blouses and long skirts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:32:29 2020 No.30801342 >>30800988 Anything between >>30801288 and >>30801308

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:32:42 2020 No.30801345 >>30801288 >>30801308 The difference of mankind

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:33:30 2020 No.30801371 >>30800988 This >>30801288

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:33:39 2020 No.30801376 File: 963 KB, 1200x1600, W 1-2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30800988 I like buxom but thin. Curvy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:34:03 2020 No.30801385 >>30800725 Only the first world guide was written by the scholar. WGII was written by Saphirette (elementalist-turned-Dark-Matter), and WGIII was written by Runya Runya (narcoleptic Baphomet).

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:34:29 2020 No.30801395 File: 992 KB, 3188x2500, EpRlO5QUwAAd7hx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30800988

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:35:26 2020 No.30801423 File: 322 KB, 2217x1024, 1608064706194.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:37:23 2020 No.30801473 File: 829 KB, 1312x2000, 75213486_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30800988 I love the body types where you can appreciate them even they're covered.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:42:42 2020 No.30801606 File: 25 KB, 360x450, Werewolf_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] keep it simple

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:46:31 2020 No.30801682 File: 1001 KB, 1600x1282, 77550355_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30801606

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:49:39 2020 No.30801749 >>30801606 Hobo.

Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:50:11 2020 No.30801759
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Would clingy monsters get aroused at the thought of some other women fucking their husband but unlike the Bicorn who finds it hot, it fills them with a mix of anger and arousal that makes them want to fuck him hard in order to engrain into his body that they are the only woman that he needs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:52:09 2020 No.30801795 >>30801682 a hungry wolf

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:54:51 2020 No.30801850 File: 383 KB, 2300x1900, wolfie.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30801606 yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:57:04 2020 No.30801916 >>30801850 >like last year Sluuuut

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:58:34 2020 No.30801957 >>30801850 >Men hate women with six pack abs It's not nice to lie

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:59:27 2020 No.30801981 >>30801850 what is it with baal and his thisty virgin elves?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:13:30 2020 No.30802368 File: 1.67 MB, 3508x2480, 1590709971820.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30801981 Art imitates reality. Elves are just naturally thirsty eternal virgins, and will do anything on the off chance of getting dick

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:14:15 2020 No.30802384 >>30801850 I love women with hairy pits and six-pack abs

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:15:42 2020 No.30802423 File: 730 KB, 2300x1900, succ bb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30801981 Nobody likes thirsty threehugers, also humans are the real monsters

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:19:35 2020 No.30802528 If I find a single lamia taking a bath in a lake can I still escape?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:28:38 2020 No.30802802 >>30802423 I like them

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:29:53 2020 No.30802842 >>30802528 Depends if it's you or her taking the bath. If you're on land, you have a chance to escape, if you're bathing, you're fucked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:30:57 2020 No.30802873 >>30799259 I prefer the pale loli version, thank you very much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:32:21 2020 No.30802915 Is it possible for a fox girl to also be a cat girl?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:32:31 2020 No.30802922 >>30801759 Most likely, if the Shirohebi addendum is any indication.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:33:24 2020 No.30802940 >>30801850 post the first panel you coward

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:33:55 2020 No.30802956 >>30801981 Subverting the stereotype in porn where elves are constantly lusted after.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:34:25 2020 No.30802974 >>30802915 Only a cat alien.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:34:43 2020 No.30802977 >>30802842 >Anon is taking a bath in a lake >Hears a splash but blows it off >Gets attacked by a water lamia. >

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:35:53 2020 No.30803007 File: 125 KB, 1024x1694, commission_53_ochimusha_by_blazingpumpkin_ddw6iw6-fullview.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:36:40 2020 No.30803030 File: 515 KB, 803x1200, Jinko_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30795672 Speed of a feline, skill of a Hinezumi, size and strenght of a Minotaur.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:38:12 2020 No.30803072 >>30802842 what if im fishing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:38:36 2020 No.30803088 >>30803007 Sashiko.... how many times must I tell you? The was has been over for centuries, there is no need to patrol the outside, come back to bed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:41:39 2020 No.30803173 >>30803088 If you don't reel her back soon she might conquer all of Zipangu to keep you safe Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:42:09 2020 No.30803194 >>30803030 Manticore has all these, PLUS they can fly and have a built in needle gun thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:43:30 2020 No.30803236 >>30803072 Depends on the distance. If you're on the other side of the lake, you have time to get away. If you're close, she's already noticed you before you did.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:44:01 2020 No.30803248 File: 288 KB, 941x889, 1502994241687.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30800988 Loli pears

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:44:26 2020 No.30803263 File: 326 KB, 780x680, 5sJsgPIZ_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30803248

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:44:39 2020 No.30803274 >>30802940 should I?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:45:12 2020 No.30803290 >>30803072 what are you fishing with?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:45:28 2020 No.30803296 >>30803274 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:47:16 2020 No.30803342 >>30803290 dynamite

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:47:29 2020 No.30803347 >>30800988 puppi cunni type.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:50:02 2020 No.30803431 >>30803296 but the hammer...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:51:20 2020 No.30803464 >>30803431 nothing explicit shown

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:52:24 2020 No.30803486 File: 45 KB, 468x545, rata.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30800267

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:52:37 2020 No.30803494 >>30803464 but the hammer...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:54:38 2020 No.30803547 >>30803464 >>30803494 I don’t know what it its but if you think you’ll get banned posting it don’t do it

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:54:40 2020 No.30803549 File: 367 KB, 1958x1900, Eo3moPgWMAATsqD.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30803494 TWICE AS BRIGHT HALF AS LONG

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:55:22 2020 No.30803565 >>30803486 This makes me think of the "Guy looking through the hay and sees Kenshiro" gif

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:55:44 2020 No.30803580 File: 286 KB, 800x800, ClipboardImage.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:56:17 2020 No.30803588 >>30803549 I can see her pubes

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:57:03 2020 No.30803615 >>30803549 HOLY BASED

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:01:13 2020 No.30803762 >>30803549 Hot

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:03:01 2020 No.30803825 >>30803549 >Elves mad (x27)

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:03:21 2020 No.30803832 >nerdshire,nerdlim,nerdhound and lolich playing a tabletop role-playing game

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:04:53 2020 No.30803879 >>30803832 Not gonna lie, I think it'd be quite comfy to play DnD with my waifufriends and our waifus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:08:03 2020 No.30803979 File: 80 KB, 808x900, cf890de46bfeb630e843bc5ba8653b5ccc2092b4_s2_n2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look at this completely normal Order nun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:08:51 2020 No.30804012 File: 1.62 MB, 1659x2400, 1476031347418.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30800988

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:09:33 2020 No.30804033 >>30803879 >>30803879 >DnD both dungeons and dragons are normal everyday things to mgs it would be like playing a game of offices and managers

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:10:44 2020 No.30804076 >>30804033 They played DnD in Goblin Slayer. It's cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:10:58 2020 No.30804088 >>30804033 It's about the roleplay and the character interactions, dummy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:11:04 2020 No.30804093 >>30803979 I didn’t know nuns could float

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:12:07 2020 No.30804128 >>30803979 Good, I need someone to hear my confession and purge me of all my sinful thoughts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:13:47 2020 No.30804177 >>30803979 what is she sitting on?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:14:16 2020 No.30804200 File: 1.03 MB, 1170x2552, retarded dragongirls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30804088 >roleplay and the character interactions

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:14:28 2020 No.30804206 File: 890 KB, 1200x899, 58156512_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:14:37 2020 No.30804209 >>30804033 Science fiction RPGs exist too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:16:49 2020 No.30804283 File: 386 KB, 650x1000, __imaizumi_kagerou_sekibanki_and_wakasagihime_touhou_drawn_by_wool_miwol__fe470baa52400878c24be2b7e739b98d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30804209 is there an RPG about office politics though?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:18:19 2020 No.30804334 >>30803979 I adore those impractical boots.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:19:00 2020 No.30804366 >>30804200 That just sounds like a case of having shit friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:20:41 2020 No.30804416 >>30803263 There are certainly times when "japanese dress with nothing under it" is a nice outfit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:21:09 2020 No.30804432 >>30804416 isnt that traditionally how they are suppose to be worn?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:22:21 2020 No.30804478 File: 92 KB, 720x808, EpOYOvdW4Awl0vW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:23:47 2020 No.30804525 >>30804478 >"Out of my way snake, I'm looking for shouts"

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:26:02 2020 No.30804599 >>30801288 >>30801395 >>30804012 Is it wrong to want an elf harem with girls that look like this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:27:10 2020 No.30804640 >>30804599 It's fine as long as you can satisfy all of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:27:46 2020 No.30804661 >>30804478 I wanted to clear out the dungeon out of treasures, not my wallet with child support payments

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:28:09 2020 No.30804676 >>30804640 no i'd probably do one and then fall asleep.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:29:27 2020 No.30804714 >>30804599 Be careful, they may see you as a child.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:30:07 2020 No.30804739 >>30804640 How many is too many?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:32:22 2020 No.30804823 >>30804599 Not at all, that's what elves look like if you can convince them to eat a diet rich in red meat and dairy instead of the hippy pseudo-vegan thing they often do. It's their true natural state.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:40:03 2020 No.30805077 File: 523 KB, 1690x2612, 86334199_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:49:09 2020 No.30805384 >>30801262 Slimes are better with big hands.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:53:18 2020 No.30805630 >>30804640 You become a incubus as you fuck your mg partner/s so stamina isn’t a issue

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:54:55 2020 No.30805722 >>30805630 it is on lunatic difficulty

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:57:30 2020 No.30805839 File: 527 KB, 827x1200, 1608155727167.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 17:00:16 2020 No.30805965 File: 984 KB, 3049x4116, 84231567_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 17:00:55 2020 No.30805989 File: 105 KB, 792x1216, 1579107408889.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Haha, how could you lose to a demon? That's kinda pathetic if you ask me, haha. I'd totally never lose to one haha

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 17:01:03 2020 No.30805995 >>30804640 What if you can't even satisfy one?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 17:06:07 2020 No.30806133 >>30805989 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIsrQWlw6Ew

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 17:08:14 2020 No.30806203 File: 572 KB, 3500x4000, 85035553_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 17:09:20 2020 No.30806235 >>30805989 >Tags:Instant Loss(male)

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 17:11:40 2020 No.30806311 >>30805989 I wish to parley with a demon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 17:15:19 2020 No.30806437 >>30798682 I genuinely like your posts stinky hellhound breath anon. It sounds strange, but your descriptions are kinda hot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 17:17:41 2020 No.30806514 >>30805995 git gud

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 17:19:54 2020 No.30806595 >>30806514 how?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 17:21:15 2020 No.30806642 >>30806595 Become a incubus

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 17:21:34 2020 No.30806657 >>30806595 climb korin's tower

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 17:21:36 2020 No.30806658 File: 941 KB, 1138x1484, 720345_sucaciic_hellhound-commission.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://pastebin.com/rdcds51r Hellhound thing. Centered around (female) chastity. Totally not inspired by pic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 17:22:06 2020 No.30806673 >>30806595 Smoke crack.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 17:22:54 2020 No.30806694 >>30803549 I want to bury my face in that Wolf's hairy pits and snatch until my face reeks of her feminine odors.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 17:27:36 2020 No.30806795 >>30806437 It just makes sense to me. A fire-elemental type girl is just likely to have an abnormally hot body, and thus, hot, heavy breath

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 17:28:17 2020 No.30806818 >>30806658 Nailed the hellhound character, kinda reminds me of Revy in a way. Good and very cool story

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 17:38:33 2020 No.30807113 what if a guy for some insane reason wants to be alone and unhappy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 17:39:54 2020 No.30807160 >>30807113 Depression makes you want to be unhappy, and desire to be left alone so you can suffer more. Just by typing this, I've aroused a bogey to nearly raping the screen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 17:40:46 2020 No.30807183 cupids have an arrow for that

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 17:41:03 2020 No.30807196 >>30807160 I'm now imagining boogies reading r9k posts like its porn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 17:42:18 2020 No.30807231 >>30807113 tough shit, he is getting a cute gf whether he wants to or now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 17:44:58 2020 No.30807307 File: 1.50 MB, 2560x2160, 1608156613379.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30807231

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Anonymous Wed Dec 16 18:02:11 2020 No.30807861

There's a monster-exclusive app on the MagiTech Phone where it displays a list of men in the user monster's area and it shows their status of whether or not they're ready to be raped and claimed or they're already claimed.
For bicorns, there's a setting where you see whether a claimed man can have an extra wife or not.
Each man registered has a profile written based on the input from recorded surveillance of their browser histories, activities, conversations, cock length, power level, how resisting they get during a possible rape and such.
Once a monster chooses a man to have a husband, she is given the man's personal information, and will be mailed things like house keys, as well as items to make him weak and exposed for sex, and tips on successfully claiming a man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 18:03:40 2020 No.30807917 File: 1.11 MB, 1290x1900, 1608159513084.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Foxes in swimsuits.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 18:06:46 2020 No.30808033 >>30807861 Shit, I knew there was a catch in that discounted rent and welcome package for new MGC citizens

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 18:10:22 2020 No.30808193 File: 216 KB, 1416x1003, EpSxycZVEAAfeMI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 18:12:05 2020 No.30808256 >>30800988 Honestly, tall/flat is slept on. Not pancake tier, just a slender frame that isn't too overproportioned. That is, if the monster is regal. A nice lithe, svelte body type for a proper lady.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 18:16:07 2020 No.30808428 File: 591 KB, 734x864, C1E0F836-EF8F-47BE-B774-44321379D3F7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30808256 Only on the condition that you don’t skip hips. That is non-negotiable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 18:17:41 2020 No.30808486 >>30807196 Bogies posting on /r9k/ would be the crimgiest shit, yet both sides would eat it with a spoon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 18:19:56 2020 No.30808552 File: 528 KB, 1280x1657, 1549371549524.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here's your elf waifu bro

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 18:20:26 2020 No.30808564 >>30808256 That might be best referred to as tallsmall. It's hard to strike the balance with that one since all of the pieces have to come together just right, it kinda makes sense you don't see it as often.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 18:20:45 2020 No.30808578 >>30808552 Nah, mine has more MEAT to it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 18:22:28 2020 No.30808636 >>30808552 Will she protect me against the Rat Women?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 18:23:15 2020 No.30808656 File: 310 KB, 750x1200, DCn2-z8UAAAt706.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30808564 A pity, that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 18:28:00 2020 No.30808785 >>30806235 That's the idea

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 18:28:35 2020 No.30808805 File: 369 KB, 866x1209, tumblr_p7hkge0JFj1riajy3o1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 18:32:42 2020 No.30808913 >when hellhound wife has to explain to you thats just how heckpups establish dominance with each other

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 18:36:21 2020 No.30809013 >>30808656 Those are nice legs.

Anonymous Wed Dec 16 18:36:30 2020 No.30809018

>>30807861
>find gremlin hacker and beg her to edit your profile to show that you're much more strong and resisting than you actually are
>she charged a hefty fee, but you got what you wanted
>you head to bed that night with the peace of mind that you won't be hunted as an easy target
>unbeknownst to you, she set your readouts to almost comically high levels
>all the most rough and tumble MGs are talking and wondering who the new badass in town is
>salamanders and lizards are triple checking their gear, hinezumis are deep in meditation preparing for the fight of their life
>early that morning while you sleep your door is kicked in by an ogre gang leader
>your pelvis doesn't stay intact past the first thrust

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 18:44:17 2020 No.30809260 >>30803832 Is nerdbird too nerdy for them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 18:46:39 2020 No.30809317 >>30803072 I’ve caught a snake on accident while fishing, you’re fucked

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 18:50:34 2020 No.30809425 File: 286 KB, 1920x1080, EWjHMEcUEAAac15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 18:51:30 2020 No.30809445 Forced cunnilingus is an effective way of asserting dominance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 18:57:44 2020 No.30809640 File: 312 KB, 1654x2048, 1581203182263.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh boy I wonder what I got for Christmas this year, I wonder if it's shoggoth slime again

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 19:01:23 2020 No.30809749 >>30806658 Thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 19:02:03 2020 No.30809769 >>30809640 Monsters probably mail themselves to lonely men every Christmas.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 19:05:50 2020 No.30809888 >>30809769 Nyaamazon and URS drivers must be slammed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 19:05:58 2020 No.30809897 >>30809769 Instead of a luxury bath towel it's an ittan momen in disguise. You can still use her as a luxury bath towel though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 19:06:31 2020 No.30809915 >>30809888 >Mail order siberian jinko bride.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 19:10:37 2020 No.30810035 >>30809915 But I ordered a kiki...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 19:12:08 2020 No.30810089 >>30810035 >Hello tiny mastah. I am cute Kiki da? I will be cleaning house now!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 19:12:52 2020 No.30810125 >>30810035 You have strong russian wife now. Sit back and relax while she makes you hearty meal. You'll need it for the evening.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 19:15:42 2020 No.30810223 >>30809640 So what did you get for Shoggy? >>30810035 I can take the Jinko if you don't want her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 19:20:56 2020 No.30810366 >>30809915 This seems like a really convenient way to distribute slimes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 19:25:15 2020 No.30810487 >>30810366 Just how heavy would a slime delivered in that way be?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 19:27:11 2020 No.30810544 >>30810487 You can cut off most of the mass, especially for cored slimes, I'd imagine. Probably about as much as a jar of pasta sauce. Delivering cursed items would also be fun, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 19:35:06 2020 No.30810865 >>30807307 this is my fetish

Anonymous Wed Dec 16 19:41:52 2020 No.30811177

I bet monsters would have so much fun if they a lasso of truth.
>demons and succubi lasso men and force them to explain in very lewd details what they want to do to monsters while the monsters masturbate to their verbalized form of desires to fuck them

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 19:49:30 2020 No.30811484 File: 335 KB, 1269x1096, 85854813_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 19:50:07 2020 No.30811504 >>30810544 >Get a delivery >It's a your Nure maid >The packaging has some notable weight and a disclaimer that the maid company takes no responsibility should you smile at the contents.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 19:55:14 2020 No.30811685 File: 246 KB, 763x608, da canon snek anatomy updated by some anon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 20:05:41 2020 No.30812100 File: 94 KB, 994x1600, ded.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 20:08:24 2020 No.30812220 >>30812100 So small but so thick. How do they do it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 20:10:48 2020 No.30812326 >>30812220 >>30812100 >>30808564 >>30808656 The duality of man

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 20:12:02 2020 No.30812373 File: 1.16 MB, 1500x1298, 86324732_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DRINK

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 20:15:57 2020 No.30812525 >>30812373 But I don't like alcohol

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 20:16:59 2020 No.30812573 File: 65 KB, 613x623, 1525230434924.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30812525 >"Sorry, what was that?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 20:19:26 2020 No.30812667 >>30812525 At least she takes it better than when you tell a holstaur you don't like milk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 20:23:04 2020 No.30812783 >>30812573 Alcohol is bad for you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 20:23:46 2020 No.30812814 >>30812373 If I become a pugilist and serve Dionysus, does that make me punch drunk?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 20:25:26 2020 No.30812869 >>30812667 As a powerlifter, holstaur wife is required to make GOMAD + SS easier.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 20:26:56 2020 No.30812922 File: 143 KB, 799x1200, ba6f1fed1533200d68bcc63bd25588af.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 20:28:33 2020 No.30812969 File: 221 KB, 1112x1000, 1426116961443.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30812326 >TFW you like both I swear, if I just liked loli I'd be able to appreciate everything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 20:32:30 2020 No.30813092 File: 755 KB, 4969x3200, slumber1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30812969 Not enough floof.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 20:33:46 2020 No.30813130 >>30812922 if you saw mg irl you would ran.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 20:35:23 2020 No.30813182 >>30813130 duh, 3dpd

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 20:35:34 2020 No.30813186 >>30808805 Put that magical girl down! Where did you even find her!? We're in the middle of a nice date, and you have to go and ruin it with your stupid corruption fetish. I can't take you anywhere!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 20:36:53 2020 No.30813236 >>30813092 There is never enough floof, but fortunately it can be added.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 20:41:44 2020 No.30813406 File: 3.83 MB, 2850x4093, 1608168943640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 20:48:55 2020 No.30813649 File: 452 KB, 1000x1000, 1608169222593.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 20:54:08 2020 No.30813836 File: 143 KB, 1038x2048, clockgirl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 20:55:37 2020 No.30813882 File: 670 KB, 1400x865, 1596996171368.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30812969 >if I just liked loli You might yet gain that taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 21:00:09 2020 No.30814057 File: 421 KB, 1371x2048, 1608169284375.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 21:36:09 2020 No.30815381 File: 1.84 MB, 1300x1632, 79367705_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ded

Anonymous Wed Dec 16 21:38:37 2020 No.30815458

What I wish for Christmas is a lamia wife.
A loving companion to journey through life.
Through the days and long nights, through every joy and... minor fights.
Every kiss, every hug.
And with her prodding tail she tries to bug.
And through time when our ages old.
Our love to one another is always bold.
I grow tire of going alone in life.
All I wish for this Christmas is a loving lamia wife.

That is all. Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 21:39:46 2020 No.30815490 File: 160 KB, 733x839, ss+(2020-11-18+at+10.06.51).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30815381 ded

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 21:43:03 2020 No.30815590 File: 866 KB, 3333x5000, scathach_lamia_com.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30815458

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 21:47:50 2020 No.30815762 File: 284 KB, 491x800, Dark Priest1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30815381 >>30815490 Alive

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 21:48:24 2020 No.30815783 >>30800774 only for about 12 years, then its time to take the kids on conquests

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 21:48:52 2020 No.30815802 File: 1.80 MB, 2480x1748, wight jeans comm1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30815762 DED

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 21:53:58 2020 No.30815991 File: 2.65 MB, 2894x4093, EpU6ho0U8AEA3tS.jfif.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lions?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 21:54:18 2020 No.30816005 File: 282 KB, 1500x2000, En1BKDmVgAEq5rh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30815762

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 21:54:52 2020 No.30816045 >>30803486 That's a cat with a gun

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 21:57:54 2020 No.30816160 >>30815991 Loins

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 22:00:21 2020 No.30816247 File: 877 KB, 1500x844, 84910485_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 22:04:17 2020 No.30816378 File: 793 KB, 845x1050, 1562296147734.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30815590 Weird skin is a requirement for me Like this is the color a Shirohebi should be

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 22:05:53 2020 No.30816445 >>30812783 You're bad for you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 22:08:16 2020 No.30816541 File: 506 KB, 999x846, 1553917145518.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Big girls too pure to know what snu-snu means.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 22:08:47 2020 No.30816555 >>30816541 >eh, eh....oneesan didn't say what I do after this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 22:12:25 2020 No.30816716 File: 805 KB, 1065x1610, EaGC2BuXkAQBFwe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30816445

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 22:13:51 2020 No.30816768 >>30816716 Grelia is such a delicious little PoC.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 22:15:23 2020 No.30816850 >>30816768 Piece of Cunny?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 22:17:18 2020 No.30816922 >>30816541 You know what they say bout big girls? Big hearts

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 22:18:17 2020 No.30816968 >>30816850 Indeedily-doodily!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 22:18:18 2020 No.30816970 >>30816555 that was kind of a shitty copeout in konosoba,

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 22:18:40 2020 No.30816989 >>30816922 They have big boobs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 22:20:16 2020 No.30817066 File: 589 KB, 2000x2800, Eoj8p3TXIAAUEq1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30816922

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 22:21:06 2020 No.30817102 >>30816922 Shogs have three hearts to love you with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 22:22:00 2020 No.30817157 >>30816922 Big guts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 22:22:03 2020 No.30817161 >>30816378 Does feel odd to call them "white snakes" when they're all the way white.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 22:23:49 2020 No.30817271 File: 3.29 MB, 4961x7016, 51bcc1_6948832.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do kunoichi clans take human girls to become ninjas

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 22:24:51 2020 No.30817325 >>30817271 Gotta keep traditions alive somehow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 22:28:19 2020 No.30817480 File: 252 KB, 1387x1188, 20201216_192717_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's it mean when she says this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 22:28:20 2020 No.30817481 >>30817066 6' vs 5'11" right there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 22:30:08 2020 No.30817574 >tfw a nacha will never give you a look of absolute disgust, but her eyes are still heart-pupilling

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 22:35:25 2020 No.30817812 >be adventurer >put all your points into raising your crit chance >get beat by a monster because all of your other stats suck >she taunts you about being easy prey, but she isn't so smug nine months later when she's carrying around septuplets

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 22:45:25 2020 No.30818185 File: 343 KB, 1167x1200, XureakD6jNg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30809915 Delivery mixup, the Rata brought an Oni instead

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 22:45:51 2020 No.30818200 File: 322 KB, 800x600, pack.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30817812 Unless that ends up boosting her smug levels instead.

Anonymous Wed Dec 16 22:49:13 2020 No.30818341

>Get snatched by a sandworm as you're just walking along.
>She's a sweet girl, decide to marry her.
>She's happy as can be.
>Sex is sticky.
>you sticky dicky.
>Have kids.
>Become an incubus
>mamanobama matches your life span to hers.
>Live together for centuries
>Getting old.
>your're a wrinkly old fuck.
>notice wife's auxiliary insides are more mucusy than they used to be.
>wake up one day.
>wife isn't moving.
>she passed while you were sleeping.
>oh shit.
>realize you're trapped miles beneath the earth inside a dead sandworm.
>Starve to death.
>Spend the rest of eternity undisturbed inside your wife's corpse that is also your tomb.
>fossilize and become an eternal testiment to your shared love.
Happy end.

Man why are sandworms so versatile? Truly they are best girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 22:53:44 2020 No.30818523 >>30816716 What does Grelia-chan's butthole taste like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 22:56:14 2020 No.30818619 File: 142 KB, 1031x1440, Mucus Toad Palette Swap finished.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 22:57:32 2020 No.30818679 >>30818523 Lavender and rubbing alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 22:59:35 2020 No.30818788 >>30818523 really really strong coffee

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 22:59:38 2020 No.30818791 How horny can bear girls get after hibernation? https://twitter.com/ghost_lewds/status/1339400956262244354?s=19 Only linking cause lewd

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 22:59:54 2020 No.30818808 >>30813836 Go back to newgrounds creep. Ww prefer girls with human faces.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 23:01:05 2020 No.30818868 >>30818791 I like a speedy plot

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 23:16:04 2020 No.30819536 File: 256 KB, 1392x922, kejourou sakura blossoms.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Dec 16 23:25:02 2020 No.30819905

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, even if the wife is getting stir-crazy, walking nude around the house is NOT what she should be doing. If she does it too much she could get used to it and forget to put clothes on the next time she can head out

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 23:27:47 2020 No.30820007 >>30819905 Or has guests over

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 23:29:34 2020 No.30820073 File: 852 KB, 2197x2160, gkqUkg2d_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Slow, tantric lovemaking with a massive ushi who has you pinned against a wall with her pedipalps.

Anonymous Wed Dec 16 23:30:13 2020 No.30820102

>>30820007
>Muscle pharaoh has gone so stir crazy that she's walking nude at all times since she needn't bother with dressing up to go out.
>Finally get some guests over
>Oh? Why are you staring so slackjawed? Have you been so deprived my majesty that its blinding you once more?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 23:39:10 2020 No.30820386 >>30819905 What if I become a nudist to assert my dominance?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 23:40:23 2020 No.30820421 >>30820386 You will either desensitize or accidentally give your daughters a complex. Your wife(ves) will also probably try to make more kids than normal with you

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 23:42:45 2020 No.30820507 >>30820421 >Your wife(ves) will also probably try to make more kids than normal with you I'm ok with this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 23:45:55 2020 No.30820625 >>30820507 >You and your nude, pregnant wives in the house. Returning to society will certainly be something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 23:55:36 2020 No.30820913 File: 597 KB, 706x901, 1505181744140.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How long would it take for your maid to rape you if you try to awkwardly romance her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 23:57:10 2020 No.30820954 >>30808428 I need an angry welsh cat girl.

Anonymous Thu Dec 17 00:06:59 2020 No.30821237

>>30808256
There's a picture that floats around /pol/ that outlines the differences between the 50's esque ideal of a woman, and how "pretty" yet vapid and dysgenic she is, compared to a "plain" but intelligent woman, who's built for pounding strong sons into her with sturdy childbirthing hips and a decent bit of fat

It's pretty interesting. Weak thin women beget weak, thin sons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 00:07:56 2020 No.30821269 >>30819905 I don't have to worry about that, she usually wears my clothes after all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 00:08:55 2020 No.30821306 File: 152 KB, 1180x1576, Kikimora22.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30820913 5 minutes till she tells you that she just wants to stay master and servant. Then she pulls your pants down so she can properly take care of her master

Anonymous Thu Dec 17 00:10:59 2020 No.30821390

>>30820913
>"Hm, how should I show my kiki that I care about her?"
>"I know! I'll do something nice for her!"
>"Master, I'm ho-... Did you clean the house by yourself."
>about to proudly tell her you did it all for her, until you suddenly remember kikis like doing housework
>she sees your panicked expression, rolls her eyes, and takes you by the hand to the bedroom

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 00:12:37 2020 No.30821454 >>30816922 They have big feet

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 00:23:45 2020 No.30821841 File: 283 KB, 1382x2048, Scottish Cat girl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30820954 All outta welsh cats, I got scottish folds tho

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 00:50:33 2020 No.30822759 File: 166 KB, 1080x513, 20181009_000730.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's been getting too cold lately. I need some help staying warm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 01:00:47 2020 No.30823074 File: 2.43 MB, 1748x2480, 58172DDD-C0D7-4F0F-B916-842CAF51220D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The big bad ancient evil said she’ll let me rule the kingdom with her if I betray my party members, should I do it ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 01:13:48 2020 No.30823582 >>30823074 Always

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 01:18:14 2020 No.30823753 >>30821841 MINGE.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 01:20:52 2020 No.30823848 Pettan fish

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 01:23:27 2020 No.30823919 File: 1.10 MB, 2828x4000, Em5N-BhVQAAWJ4m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30823848

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 01:36:50 2020 No.30824348 >>30823919 Smol

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 01:40:09 2020 No.30824457 >>30817574 >Nacha throws insults while cuddling

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 01:52:17 2020 No.30824870 >>30824348 very smol

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 02:05:05 2020 No.30825333 >>30820073 I don't understand her but damn she soft, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 02:05:26 2020 No.30825349 File: 714 KB, 1500x1500, 20201216_230509.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mad catz

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 02:08:29 2020 No.30825453 >>30825349 >original picture has cat intensely focusing on the biting and ignores you >MG picture has her looking at you I-it's nice to be the center of attention...

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 02:13:47 2020 No.30825601 >>30824457 >she tells you you cuddle like a little bitch That's it, she's getting the shit snuggled out of her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 02:40:25 2020 No.30826313 File: 422 KB, 750x1000, 1608190825393.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30825349 My cat would never do that!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 02:46:04 2020 No.30826493 >>30826313 The only proper way to treat a leaf.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 02:49:24 2020 No.30826599 File: 4 KB, 121x100, what biters get.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30826313 Based. This is the only thing biters get.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 02:55:43 2020 No.30826742 >>30826599 Ball gags are the best, aren't they?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 02:57:10 2020 No.30826779 >>30826742 Oh, unbelievably.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 03:00:05 2020 No.30826843 >>30807861 What if I'm a dominant male? What should I expect?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 03:02:09 2020 No.30826904 >>30826843 Turtles

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 03:18:44 2020 No.30827330 File: 1.17 MB, 953x1100, ratatoskr04.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Ratas always smell a tad bit like hazelnut

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 03:26:38 2020 No.30827523 File: 1.13 MB, 953x1100, ratatoskr-butt2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30827330

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 03:27:20 2020 No.30827549 >>30827523 Why?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 03:39:01 2020 No.30827817 >>30827549 Sheeeeeit

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 03:40:58 2020 No.30827883 File: 380 KB, 800x717, 1457269571867.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A-well now, everybody's heard about the bird About the bird, the bird, bird bird bird

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 03:54:07 2020 No.30828254 File: 258 KB, 757x743, 82012034_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30826843 sorry dude, this is a submissive mans world

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 04:49:13 2020 No.30829848 >>30827883 I mean, coomer bird is hot but I don't think my other wives would appreciate that much of a dick hog.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 05:11:31 2020 No.30830353 File: 565 KB, 677x1000, 1504266639727.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Desperate virgin summons a Unicorn!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 05:26:23 2020 No.30830742 File: 1.34 MB, 2000x2200, 1598286789218.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Longing for warmer temps.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 05:27:20 2020 No.30830761 >>30830742 I'm looking forward to winter proper. Just apply antifreeze to your Slime.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 06:50:24 2020 No.30832566 File: 1.13 MB, 1000x1412, 77203745_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Love slimes

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 07:08:57 2020 No.30833064 >>30832566 make me bitch

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 07:22:29 2020 No.30833394 >>30833064 That's really not something you should say to that particular slime

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 07:24:23 2020 No.30833436 File: 851 KB, 2119x2925, gPbUuizN_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30833064 Sure, she can make you her bitch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 08:14:04 2020 No.30834920 File: 460 KB, 1008x1129, 1535298112862.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30822759 I want a big Yeti to scoop me up and shove me under her sweater for forced cuddles

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 08:16:14 2020 No.30834999 >>30827523 >hazelnut with chocolate

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 08:17:21 2020 No.30835035 >>30822759 I can't...I can't breathe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 08:18:38 2020 No.30835077 >>30827523 I will now fuck squirrels.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 08:19:24 2020 No.30835115 Sex cats

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 08:21:25 2020 No.30835207 >>30834920 Yancy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 08:22:09 2020 No.30835239 File: 111 KB, 405x882, 83a8ad7b5698defcb8cfbea126ea5b78c99f9a8c70bd4f1f71ac32bf090955aa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Y-your orders, sir...?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 08:22:27 2020 No.30835248 >>30835035 That's the key. Breathe!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 08:23:27 2020 No.30835284 >>30835239 Rum cocoa and garlic bread! We're watching Voyage of Time tonight!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 08:28:16 2020 No.30835412 >>30835035 >I can't...I can't breed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 08:28:52 2020 No.30835423 >>30835035 I'm typing one handed so my other hand doesn't shitpost, pls don't use words that trigger me

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 08:30:53 2020 No.30835506 >>30834999 Nutella

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 08:31:30 2020 No.30835525 >>30835239 I instruct her to switch into the micro bikini uniform.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 08:38:19 2020 No.30835716 >>30835239 Execute ordah sixty nine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 08:39:58 2020 No.30835769 >>30835716 Have you apologized to George today?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 08:47:57 2020 No.30836054 >>30835239 Well, we're going to hook you up with a trainer and a new diet regime to bulk you up. A muscle maid will be needed. We're also going to be testing your snuggling capabilities.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 09:26:44 2020 No.30837242 File: 67 KB, 630x900, 630px-A_cat_is_fine_too.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30835115

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 09:33:30 2020 No.30837438 File: 199 KB, 910x1200, POWERADE barometz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 09:34:20 2020 No.30837461 >>30835239 Put a proper uniform on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 09:35:28 2020 No.30837491 >>30833064 >What are you gonna do, slime me? -Quote from slimed man

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 09:35:59 2020 No.30837513 File: 561 KB, 2315x3274, 20201115_205702.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 09:45:32 2020 No.30837780 >>30837513 Who makes these sweaters and why do they look so good?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 09:48:18 2020 No.30837862 >>30837780 It the extremists new super weapon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 09:49:59 2020 No.30837911 >>30835239 one (1) pizza

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 09:50:29 2020 No.30837923 File: 807 KB, 2480x3508, Epbeh8rU8AE0yih.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 10:03:36 2020 No.30838269 >>30835239 Complete today's cleaning using only half of an a press.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 10:06:37 2020 No.30838334 File: 205 KB, 1764x2510, ded.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 10:08:21 2020 No.30838375 >>30838334 Can't talk, watching videos about No One Lives Forever

Anonymous Thu Dec 17 10:12:15 2020 No.30838459

>>30838269
>Note that we can't actually transport a soldier beetle to outside of it's native forest, they actually get stuck at the tree line
>So, if your dream was to bring all the soldier beetles together for one big jamboree, I'm sorry, but it's not gonna happen

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 10:12:25 2020 No.30838465 File: 69 KB, 680x1015, 4ca.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 10:13:48 2020 No.30838499 >>30838465 For breeding.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 10:16:29 2020 No.30838568 >>30838459 I don't get it

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 10:17:55 2020 No.30838596 File: 335 KB, 850x760, WwQQuiy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30838568

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 10:20:02 2020 No.30838640 >>30838459 lel

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 10:30:27 2020 No.30838870 File: 576 KB, 1200x1800, index.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 10:34:30 2020 No.30838985 >>30838870 I wish there was more MGE cosplays I wish there was a lot more lewd MGE cosplays.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 10:35:50 2020 No.30839030 >>30838870 The third dimension and its consequences have been a disaster for the population of 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 10:36:40 2020 No.30839053 File: 262 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30838985 Me too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 10:37:35 2020 No.30839076 File: 1.27 MB, 1062x1505, __original_drawn_by_chicken_chickenx__be075bbc5c752fa1176118363a5280dc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would you do encountering this situation?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 10:38:16 2020 No.30839095 File: 105 KB, 1131x800, 79807812_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 10:39:35 2020 No.30839126 >>30839076 Tell her to quit struggling, we'll only get more tangled up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 10:41:05 2020 No.30839166 I want a centaur to cosplay as Quiet from MGS5!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 10:42:48 2020 No.30839218 File: 779 KB, 1433x1013, tiny fox.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 10:46:03 2020 No.30839301 >>30839166 You've seen the video of Quiet and D-horse haven't you

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 10:50:22 2020 No.30839434 >>30838985 I wish there was cosplay jav.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 10:51:33 2020 No.30839469 File: 177 KB, 1240x1754, Ei3FjeNWAAM62TV.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 10:55:04 2020 No.30839552 File: 16 KB, 500x500, 1441586137521.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30839166 I want an MGE Phantom to cosplay as Skullface.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 10:56:08 2020 No.30839576 >>30839552 Such a lust for dick... Who? WHO?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 10:58:50 2020 No.30839640 File: 416 KB, 1260x1880, 1606866828753-min.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 11:01:31 2020 No.30839727 File: 104 KB, 325x241, 1579906834470.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30839301 yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 11:07:09 2020 No.30839888 File: 450 KB, 819x1210, __demon_original_and_1_more_drawn_by_halphelt__790e45cc45af314ec21d231f2047af64.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 11:07:58 2020 No.30839911 >>30838269 >kiki enters a parallel universe >shog comes back

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 11:09:37 2020 No.30839949 File: 788 KB, 1000x1600, 35859f3460bf8f766040f22e6da0b8375b3d874c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30839911

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 11:10:18 2020 No.30839964 >>30838985 i usually dont care for cosplay since they usually low effort and look cheap, I can respect when cosplayers put effort and hard work into like that rach cosplayer that literally build a fiberglass spider half.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 11:12:16 2020 No.30840014 >>30839949 They fussed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 11:13:01 2020 No.30840030 >>30839911 Event horizon is more fun that way

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 11:14:30 2020 No.30840073 File: 513 KB, 3000x2111, CmtO5FUVUAArEge.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30839964 This one?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 11:15:35 2020 No.30840093 >>30840073 Cursed as fuck.

Anonymous Thu Dec 17 11:16:03 2020 No.30840108

>>30830353
Imagine the blushing and awkward fumbling followed days strait of rutting like animals once both of them discover the joys of sex.

>>30837513
Why is snakeskin so aesthetic? Why are sweaters so erocute?

>>30839076
Pull out a lighter, flick it, and pray I don't burn anything unintended.

>>30840014
Fused. Kiki-Chan did all the fussing, but she's mellowed out a bit now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 11:16:19 2020 No.30840115 >>30837923 She eventually drops the mask and inflicts multiple status effects on (You) too

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 11:17:25 2020 No.30840141 File: 96 KB, 819x917, Eo56lkVUYAETYbG.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 11:20:03 2020 No.30840202 File: 308 KB, 762x1442, 1599117737776.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30839911 What would she turn into in a parallel universe where she's the mistress?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 11:24:20 2020 No.30840300 File: 185 KB, 1707x2048, ee33be04cf909251ca93150fd601fe6e7e22034fr1-1707-2048v2_uhq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"I now know why you cry, but it is something I can never do

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 11:30:12 2020 No.30840417 File: 330 KB, 2099x1967, WightMeido.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30840202

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 11:34:59 2020 No.30840534 >>30840417 >Wight lost a bet against anon and now has to work at a maid cafe how long until she snaps and drains someone

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 11:35:15 2020 No.30840543 File: 1.22 MB, 2171x1704, EpYTjdKU0AAT8ZM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 11:37:23 2020 No.30840600 File: 152 KB, 1072x1500, 1608222875141.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 11:40:16 2020 No.30840707 >>30840534 The first person who doesn't tips.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 11:45:56 2020 No.30840881 >>30840707 >don't tip, she sees it as an insult to the quality of her service, you get drained >give her a tip, she's insulted that you would think a noble undead like her needs such a paltry sum, you get drained there's no way to win

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 11:48:10 2020 No.30840950 File: 70 KB, 500x500, I've heard that humans like handholding anon, do you want to try it.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 11:49:14 2020 No.30840974 >>30840881 >have negative energy resist ring on >just look innocently at her while she tantrums

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 11:55:18 2020 No.30841132 >>30840881 >Anon gets drained and came everywhere >passes out >he gets picked up by a passerby Succ good end

Anonymous Thu Dec 17 11:55:36 2020 No.30841143

>>30840534
If she's married, Anon's getting it when she gets home. If she's not married, the first man to genuinely flirt with the waitress gets it. I cant imagine taking orders is much worse than court bullshit and keeping your cool is (generally) a skill you'd expect of a noble. She's cute so she still wouldn't last a day, just not for the reason implied.

Be adorable if she learns to enjoy it and secretly begins cosplaying for her husband, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 12:01:39 2020 No.30841292 >>30840534 Undead get offended if you pick the deadly mushrooms out of your meal

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 12:05:10 2020 No.30841371 >>30841292 This is how people get drained either by a Vampire's fangs or a Wight's claws It probably makes Dragon Zombies go into a rampage too

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 12:14:15 2020 No.30841595 >>30841371 Dragon zombies wouldn't be so bad, just handfeed them the mushrooms and they'll settle down.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 12:17:52 2020 No.30841665 >>30841371 Honestly undead probably cherish having a living husband for however long that lasts. It’s an uncommon thing in undead lands after all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 12:21:20 2020 No.30841737 >>30841665 With the exception of maybe, and even that's a maybe, wisps, this checks out. There's plenty of time to be dead together, but there's only so long one can enjoy a husband while he's alive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 12:29:33 2020 No.30841933 >>30803549 Hairy is Hell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 12:36:51 2020 No.30842130 What’s the difference between type and family

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 12:39:10 2020 No.30842195 File: 320 KB, 591x648, mermaid_rape.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 12:40:53 2020 No.30842236 >>30842195 I mean, it do be like that

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 12:40:56 2020 No.30842237 >>30842195 Clearly fake news since the mermaid didn't marry him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 12:41:25 2020 No.30842254 >>30842195 Those damn gangs of mermaid delinquents.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 12:45:43 2020 No.30842393 >>30842130 Type is a broader category than family.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 12:46:23 2020 No.30842411 File: 1.79 MB, 2013x2992, 86364237_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 12:50:24 2020 No.30842517 File: 301 KB, 797x1100, C699D4C0-44BB-4222-9BC7-87D6E75C69A1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember that the best way to travel through amonzoness territory unmolested is by being already married to an amonzoness

Anonymous Thu Dec 17 12:53:08 2020 No.30842609

>Try to commission an artist
>We agree on how it should look and how much it's gonna cost
>Ask the artist to invoice me
>They disappear off the face of the earth
This is the second time this has happened to me. Why do they always disappear when I'm about to pay them? I just want some fucking Salamander art damnit!

Anonymous Thu Dec 17 12:54:39 2020 No.30842647

>>30842517
I don't need protection. The earth quakes where I walk. I will sail this river all the way to the sea where I will build a new ship and conquer the Americas. I will marry my own daughter to found the purest dynasty the world has ever known.
I am the Wrath of God. Who is with me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 12:55:11 2020 No.30842656 >>30842517 Being married to an Amazoness kind of prevents you from travels, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 12:57:49 2020 No.30842722 >>30842609 If I knew how to draw I would provide such a thing for free, Salamanders are nice

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 12:57:52 2020 No.30842724 >>30842517 Its a fucking nature trail i just want go on a morning jog not fight 7 feet rapist with an exhibition fetish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 12:59:03 2020 No.30842755 File: 439 KB, 1264x2048, EQi79fFW4AcH0UK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30842517 But I already have a wife.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 12:59:28 2020 No.30842771 >>30842517 What if I hired the nice lizard girl to guide me before going there. But she keeps having me go through all the dangerous parts for some reason. I'm sure it's nothing to worry about.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 12:59:47 2020 No.30842784 >>30842724 You inna woods now

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 13:01:13 2020 No.30842823 >>30842195 Mermaid is code word for dolphin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 13:02:30 2020 No.30842850 >>30842823 Manatee*

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 13:03:28 2020 No.30842875 >>30842254 Everyone talks shit about dolphins, but dolphins can't make you get lost if you're on a boat. Fucking fishtits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 13:04:25 2020 No.30842903 >>30842237 He was able to turn the tables and exhaust them before escaping. It looks like it was a close call though, look how drained his face looks.

Anonymous Thu Dec 17 13:07:32 2020 No.30842971
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>>30842823
>>30842850
>>To make sense of mermaid sightings some people have pointed out that the vagina of female sea cows is very similar to that of a human female.The suggestion is that sailors may have had sex with manatees, and perhaps to cover up this act of bestiality, they may have claimed they had intercourse with a mermaid

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 13:15:30 2020 No.30843172 >>30842971 Imagine crashing your ship to get at that prime manatee puss.

Anonymous Thu Dec 17 13:18:52 2020 No.30843282

>>30842971
>to cover up this act of bestiality
How the hell is that supposed to work? Your crew mates see you fucking a goddamn sea cow and then you convince them it was actually a sexy mermaid? Or if they didn't see you doing it, then why bother trying to lie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 13:20:03 2020 No.30843307 >>30843282 They know nut they're following the bro code.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 13:20:33 2020 No.30843320 >>30843282 Anon, your crewmates have been at sea without women as long as you have. You're all in on it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 13:22:26 2020 No.30843359 >>30842517 Hiring a mamono bodyguard but then pay her in actual currency(coin) when the job is done.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 13:22:28 2020 No.30843360 >>30843320 Look man, it's either the mermaids or I'm making someone a goddamn alp tonight

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 13:23:26 2020 No.30843376 >>30843320 >crew catches a manatee and takes it as their shared fuckhole >manatee monsterizes from the constant mana supply GOOD END

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 13:26:42 2020 No.30843445 File: 537 KB, 186x180, 1608229213840.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 13:29:14 2020 No.30843495 >>30806658 Nice! Good to see you sticking with it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 13:29:26 2020 No.30843500 >>30842237 You don’t know that

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 13:30:30 2020 No.30843529 >>30842195 >portals open up in Florida >people don’t notice a difference for several months

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 13:32:53 2020 No.30843579 >>30843529 You know somethings wrong when the locals hear about extremely sexually aggressive monstergirls and just assume the sorority did drugs that friday or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 13:33:27 2020 No.30843590 File: 244 KB, 750x1059, 1608229670014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 13:37:06 2020 No.30843676 >>30843376 That's not a good end. Which one is her husband? It can't be all of them!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 13:39:23 2020 No.30843726 >>30843579 >I hear Rob got fucked by some weird gator girl >So? That happens to him at least once a month. >No no, this one is- Yknow, never mind.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 13:41:53 2020 No.30843783 You know what mersharks need? A nemesis. Sadistic asshole rapist merdolphins when? BEEG sadistic asshole rapist merorcas when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 13:44:08 2020 No.30843830 >>30843783 Oneesan whales when

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 13:44:38 2020 No.30843844 File: 874 KB, 1203x1920, 1598130468783.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30843783 Orca girls are completely unrepresented and I take that as a personal affront.

Anonymous Thu Dec 17 13:47:00 2020 No.30843896

>>30842724
>monster cities have tons of funding for parks programs
>vast expanses of beautiful forests, mountains, deserts, and rivers to explore
>it's all a lie and the city makes a killing off selling "hunting permits" to single monsters
>park rangers only protect humans if the offending monster is a "poacher" who didn't pay her fee
>gift shops full of wedding paraphernalia and maps to scenic raping vistas

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 13:54:07 2020 No.30844052 File: 461 KB, 701x1540, EdPW2D4UwAEP4tR.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 13:55:16 2020 No.30844084 >>30843783 why are dolphins so rapey?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 13:55:59 2020 No.30844108 >>30843844 I want to ask her why they call her "killer" whale

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 13:56:23 2020 No.30844123 File: 489 KB, 592x1000, 61761d1d4c531e0662c1f9238596fb36.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30841371 Don't worry. We have special maid uniforms to assure good service.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 13:59:19 2020 No.30844208 >>30844108 Obviously because of that bod, bro.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 13:59:49 2020 No.30844222 >>30843579 Would this cause the Lilim in charge of the invasion to get depressed at being ignored?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 14:00:10 2020 No.30844235 >>30843844 There's that 2B render someone did where she's a mer-orca

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 14:00:37 2020 No.30844247 >>30844123 But how can they wait on you if they can't move?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 14:00:54 2020 No.30844255 >>30843896 Can I hunt monsters in these parks?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 14:01:44 2020 No.30844275 >>30844108 Its shortened from 'virgin-killer' whale.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 14:02:06 2020 No.30844287 >>30844222 I now can't stop imagining a lilim entering the portals and about to give a grand speech insisting their surrender only to get a gator thrown at her

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 14:02:16 2020 No.30844290 >>30844247 Don't need to move in order to wait. In fact, not being able to move makes waiting mandatory.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 14:03:21 2020 No.30844314 >>30844222 >We have come to claim your world! >WHAT >ARE YOU DOING >IN MY SWAMP

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 14:04:19 2020 No.30844340 File: 307 KB, 1311x1464, boxtie cooking.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30844247 Very skillfully.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 14:06:00 2020 No.30844380 >>30844290 But if there's nobody to bring customers their food, then nobody will come and the restaurant will shut down.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 14:08:02 2020 No.30844437 File: 60 KB, 2795x2435, Desirable_Traits_in_Women.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30821237 Hey I found it if any one gave a shit. It's like, troll v vampire or something. I find it interesting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 14:08:35 2020 No.30844449 >>30844380 The waiter is the food and everyone cums in that restaurant. Are confusing that role with the trusser who ties the girls up and takes orders and payments? That's a surprisingly common mistake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 14:09:28 2020 No.30844477 >>30844287 Imagine her lizard women guards get ambushed and tied up by confused swamp people

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 14:11:05 2020 No.30844514 >Reading Ane Naru Mono Being the uncle is suffering

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 14:13:51 2020 No.30844590 File: 15 KB, 186x199, 9F938508-AC15-44FE-80D9-27DD998D3CEE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30844449 Oh, it’s just you again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 14:14:46 2020 No.30844610 File: 313 KB, 1240x2400, 1608232282642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Dec 17 14:15:42 2020 No.30844635

>>30844514
That's what you get when you pursue icky actual incest. The correct move is pseudo-incest role play with a being that's not remotely human but can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

>>30844590
I know who you're talking about but no, actually; I just couldn't help indulging in some word play and it went that direction.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 14:17:04 2020 No.30844662 File: 220 KB, 1798x2048, D-BRLv4UwAEiXYw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fat demon ass

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 14:19:26 2020 No.30844725 File: 214 KB, 1140x1422, unamused_ran_by_paragora_dcgfb71.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30844590 You're replying to someone else. I'm the advocate for fox shibari.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 14:20:59 2020 No.30844777 File: 660 KB, 1200x1572, c562cee4fe701cebf16e44cc2a0cb329.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Into what species should a miko be turned? Hard mode: no sneks of any kind

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 14:22:46 2020 No.30844824 >>30844777 Fox

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 14:24:47 2020 No.30844887 >>30844777 >You can't even enter the correct answer on hard mode This game is shit. Anyway, kitsune is second best. I'd like to see some kind of monk hinezumi, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 14:25:24 2020 No.30844905 File: 1.27 MB, 1400x1400, Evil snake2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30844777 Lamia

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 14:27:34 2020 No.30844952 File: 635 KB, 921x1000, 1490284560764.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30844777

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 14:28:50 2020 No.30844982 >>30844905 This Lamia seems familiar.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 14:35:21 2020 No.30845121 >>30807307 >ywn have a mantis gf with a bad case of resting bitch face

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 14:39:17 2020 No.30845207 >>30844514 Don’t worry that little bitch will be healed by the literal bitch

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 14:40:09 2020 No.30845228 File: 113 KB, 600x650, Centaur181.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 14:47:47 2020 No.30845375 >>30845228 Boobs not big enough for centaurs

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 14:48:51 2020 No.30845397 File: 45 KB, 680x748, plant daughteru3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 14:52:15 2020 No.30845474 >>30844777 Do Dragons count as Snek in this scenario?

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>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 14:56:38 2020 No.30845561 How likely is it to get raped if you go through the contested territory of a Amazoness tribe and Ocelomeh tribe?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 14:56:53 2020 No.30845566 >>30845474 No

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 14:59:04 2020 No.30845617 >>30845561 >Both tribes spot him >Both tribes try to claim him >Anon sparks a new territorial war

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 15:03:59 2020 No.30845741 >>30845566 Okay good because I'm gonna swerve and say Slime.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 15:04:53 2020 No.30845757 >>30845617 >Neighboring Orc tribe joins in because it sounds like a good scrap.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 15:05:42 2020 No.30845779 >>30845121 >resting bitch face what?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 15:06:17 2020 No.30845786 >>30845617 >>30845757 I really want to be that anon now

Anonymous Thu Dec 17 15:13:27 2020 No.30845924

>>30845786
>Sadly Anon was not going to be wived by any of them if you do. Sadly he disappeared from the world from mysterious circumstances.
>One Witness, an unusualy large Large Mouse had this to say
>"Yes-yes, Anon just vanish. He was never-not taken to under city. No strange rat-things here! Do not believe man-things tale-lies!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 15:14:31 2020 No.30845948 >>30845779 It's a condition in which one's face makes them look like they're in a pissy mood even completely blank (at rest). It's most commonly seen on middle-aged human women and anubises of all ages.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 15:21:11 2020 No.30846092 File: 1.29 MB, 1613x2161, dC4fafV4_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ywn be kidnapped by zipangese villagers wanting to offer "exotic foreigner" to appease an evil ryu

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 15:22:11 2020 No.30846115 >>30844662 >girl approaches popular musician >he thinks she's just another groupie that wants her tits signed >it was actually a demon concealing the rest of her contract written on every last inch of skin under her clothes many such cases

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