/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Kanon was standing alone in the garden looking at the moon.
"It is time already....I need to live up to my clan's name...Sasuke-kun i will avenge you".
He headed straight to the guest house confident that he will finally take down Battler Ushiromiya.

But Battler sensed something.He rushed out of Guesthouse and met Kanon face to face.

"Kanon...what is this feeling inside me?"
"It is soul of great hero Naruto Uzumaki...The one who killed my little brother!"

In that moment Kanon thrown shuriken(TL note:shuriken means ninja star) at Battler.However spirit of Naruto awakened and Battler swiftly dodged danger.

"Hmph this will be interesting....BATTLER UZUMAKI!!!"

Battler heard faint voice inside his head.
"Battler-san...it is me Naruto Uzumaki!My soul was sealed inside you by great magician Kinzo Goldsmith-sama.Now you must protect yourself with my powers!"
"But what can i do...?"
"Use the power of Nine Tail Fox!Just concentrate and find strength inside you!"

Just then Kanon dashed towards Battler with grin on his face.
Suddenly great aura blasted from Battler and one tail started to form around his back.

"No way...!Nine tailed fox!" Kanon shouted.

[Anonymous No.]

>Kanon
>Grin
No.

[Anonymous No.]

What.

[Anonymous No.]

"Battler-kun!!"
Jessica jumped into middle of the fight.

Jessica quickly ran to Battler.
"Battler-kun!!I heard voice inside my head!!It looks like i am descendant of great medical ninja Sakura!"
"I understand Jessica...It looks like we must combine our powers and defeat this KISAMA".

Kanon was smiling.
".....Furniture SHARINGAN".
Suddenly a giant chair appeared in the sky and started to pursuit Battler.
But Battler already started to understand the concept of his power.
He raised his hand and screamed.
"RASENGAAAAAAAAAN OMEGA X".

The two powerful attacks collided.
"Hmph it looks like the spirit of Naruto Uzumaki has fully awakened!!"
"I understand now!!My life goal...NO...my existence is to eliminate you once and for all!!"
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Battler's Rasengan Omega X fired a giant beam that smoked great chair.

[(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ !DQN/aQg2wY No.]

Thanks for spoiling EP5, jerk.

[Weeabro !!D3M3J/5tlLa No.]

>Kanon
>Sasuke
Why did it take me so long to see the resemblance?

[Anonymous No.]

DO NOT WANT!

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[None !..3NackuV6 No.]

No.

[Anonymous No.]

"Battler-kun let me heal your wounds!"
"No Jessica..this...is...my..WAY OF NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

The final duel is about to begin!!
Battler quickly made hand sign based on his Naruto insticts and yelled at top of his lungs.
"KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU"(TL note:It means "Thousand of clone shadows attack").
But Kanon was quicker.
He yelled "FIREBALL NA JUTSU"(TL note:"FIreball attack") and detroyed every single clone.
That's when second tail started to appear behind Battler.

"This is sugoi" Kanon laughed like a madman.

Kanon and Battler dashed through middle of rose garden.
Kanon knew that second tail Battler is quite dangerous so he knew he had to use THAT.

"BATTLER-KUN!" Jessica screamed.

Kanon kicked Battler in face sending him high into the sky.

"Now is my chance!"
"...GREAT ARMCHAIR SHARINGAN".
Amazing armchair made of gold appeard above Battler.

[Anonymous No.]

Who the fuck is Sasuke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3075858
Ninjas exist, Battler. TRY AND DENY IT!

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, I'm gonna be sasskay, ok?

"Man, I'm so ronery" I think cooly to myself.

I head to my bedroom (which is where I keep my laptop, of course) Hmm, wonder what's on YouPorn today?

So I'm like, going on my porno and stuff, when GUESS WHAT HAPPENS?!!

OH MY GOD MY SISTER COMES INTO THE ROOM

I can't believe that I, sasskay, would be caught masturbating by my sister :O

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"Nani!?"(TL note: nani means "What the hell is this?!")

"GOLDEN ARMCHAIR BLASTTTTTTTTT"

Will Battler endure this attack?!

Battler slowly opened his eyes.
He saw George taking GOLDEN ARMCHAIR BLAST on himself.

"B..a.ttler-kun...It appears that i am great ninja Sai from the past..Cough...Cough.."

"George-kun!!"

"Don' worry Battler-kun...Just believe in yourself...Oka..cough y?"

"sob..sob...I WILL BELIEVE IN MYSELF!!!BELIEVE IT GEORGE!!"

"Arigato ... Battler-kun..." George crashed the ground

"UAHHHHHHH I WILL NOT FROGIVE YOU KANON!"

Third tail appeard.

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"The time has come Battler Uzumaki,you will perish!"

Battler felt rage.Great rage.
He started to chant without even thiking.

" I am the bone of my power
Air is my body and Typhoon is my blood
I have created over a thousand storms
Unknown to life, nor known to death
Through the centuries, I have withstood great pain to create many breezes for you
Yet the hands I speak of will never hold anything ever again
So as I pray to you, I pray, give me Unlimited WIND Works!"

WILL THIS BE THE END OF KANON?

Battler raised his hand and wind butterflies appeard everywhere.

"Battler..."
"Naruto?!"
"After this attack my soul will dissapear."
"...I understand...so this is goodbye?"
"Yes..you..were...my only friend"

UOAHHHHH

"SPIRIT BUTTERFLY OF WIND ZETTA X"

A tremendous blue butterfly rushed at Kanon.

"No..usoda!!This cannot end like this!!Damn you NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...."

But there was no Kanon.Only pile of ash.

"Goodbye....Battler-san"

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>>3075864
Battler would try to deny Narutos bad plot.

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Battler was standing at balcony looking in the sky.

"Onii-chan!Onii-chan!"(TL note:Onii-chan means "Big bro chan")

Little Agne rushed toward Battler.

"What's the matter Agne?"

"Could you give me piggy back ride?"

"Sure!"

After few minutes Battler felt pain in the back"

"Agn.....e?Bluagh"

There was knife in Battler's back.

"I Itachi Uchicha can control minds.Agne was just tool."

"Wh...at...but Naruto!!"

"HAAHAHAHAH Die Battler"

"So...that's how it ends...my way of ninja..UNGHHHHHHH"

---THE END---

[Anonymous No.]

Everything exists until it's proven that it doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

I just saw this thread on /a/.
I almost raged, but then I took it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

Fascinating.

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>>3075922

[Anonymous No.]

Ahahaha, oh wow.

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>3075874
>"So...that's how it ends...my way of ninja..UNGHHHHHHH"

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

*sip*

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/rs/This_thread_sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>3075994
>>>/rs/Not_everything_in_red_is_true.

[Anonymous No.]

For some reason I thought that this would be some delicious Kanon/Battler.

Fuck you, OP.

[Anonymous of Germany !WvzhzxDiIQ No.]

>>3076000
>>>/rs/everything_said_in_red_is_a_lie

Now explain this.

[None !..3NackuV6 No.]

>>3076015
>>3076000
>>3075994
Stop abusing red text

[Anonymous No.]

>>3076032
fuck you, you abuse it too, goddamn

[Anonymous No.]

I love it

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

>ZUN!barVIVIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>3076032
THOS FANGS, JUST LOOK AT THOSE FANGS

My penis is already hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>3076015 was false.
>>3076000 was true.

Explain this:
>>>/rs/This_sentence_is_a_lie.

[None !..3NackuV6 No.]

>>3076155
I see no fangs here. I am disapoint

[Anonymous No.]

This Thread is now about swimming

[Anonymous No.]

anyone who doesn't sage these piece of shit threads should be fucking banned.

go back to /a/, poolshmer or wherever the fuck you came from

reported for spamming

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