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Maybe I'm missing something but... who's Battlers mom?

>> No.3071751

Asumu, she died though

>> No.3071753
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>> No.3071757


dat face

>> No.3071755

Not Asumu.

You can close your thread now.

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>You can close your thread now.

>> No.3071760

That's it?

oh ok.

>> No.3071769

No wait, that can't be it.

Think /jp/, come up with something even if it's only speculation.

>> No.3071784

But that would precisely that, speculation. You asked for an answer that details the truth.

>> No.3071788


>> No.3071792

Inb4 7th Expansion pulls a MINDFUCK and its Beato

>> No.3071796

Just pretend I asked for speculation.

>> No.3071800

She had a miscarriage

Oh fuck

>> No.3071805



>> No.3071815


Holy shit.

>> No.3071840


If someone posts with an anime picture I'm going to assume they've only watched the anime.

But yeah if Kyrie isn't Battlers mom I'm going to be surprised, I mean just look at him and Ange together, it seems obvious

>> No.3071847

Beato is Ange's mother too.

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OP here, in fact, I haven't watched the anime. I just felt like posting with that one.

>> No.3071857

You mean the first Beato, current Beato is Battler's sister.

>> No.3071859

The most obvious case in the mystery novel is always not it.
Just wait for ep5, we are getting a new character anyway.

>> No.3071863

The most obvious person would be Kyrie but since everyone would see that coming, it can't be her

>> No.3071870

My brain is hurting again.
What the fuck

>> No.3071876

First Beatrice would be older than 70. How the hell could she have given birth 18 years ago?

>> No.3071881

You have no proof for your claim other than the specious reasoning that "IT'S SO OBVIOUS, IT MUST BE FAKE."

No one else in the story has been foreshadowed to be Battler's actual mother, so unless Ryuukishi decides to make an answer out of nothing, it'll probably be Kyrie.

>> No.3071885

Rudolf found out about the Kuwadorian and Beato, not wasting a single minute in tapping that ass. Kinzo later uncovered the whole thing and was meant to kill him in the first episode, thus the mysterious line "I'll probably be killed tonight".

>> No.3071887

The shipwrecked Rika is Batora's mother

>> No.3071892

If I remember correctly, a 80 years old lady gave birth to a healthy child a few months ago. It's HIGHLY unlikely but not impossible.

>> No.3071894

Sounds possible.

>> No.3071919

But no matter how much we discuss, we'll get a "power of love" ending up our asses.

>> No.3071927

don' you believe in the power of love?

>> No.3071942

Kyrie and Asumu's due dates being the same, and then Kyrie having a miscarriage is way too strange...and too obvious. It'll be interesting to see what Ryukishi has planned.

>> No.3071951

Genji is Battler's mom.

>> No.3071958

This is probably it.

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♥♥Power of Love♥♥

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>> No.3071991

Which menopause dickgirl is the dad then?

>> No.3072008

would explain why Battler and Ronove are such bros

>> No.3072019

Battler is the incestuous offspring of Kinzo and Rosa

>> No.3072028


>> No.3072025
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Kinzo, Nanjo and Genji are secretly gay.

>> No.3072065

Kinzo is probably Battler from the future.

>> No.3072068

He's his own grandfather

>> No.3072076

The timeline in the last chapter is fucked already so I wouldn't be surprised.

>> No.3072082

Battler is Fry

Beato is Bender just trolling humans.

>> No.3072097

Where's zoidburg in all this?

>> No.3072099


I tremble with anticipation for Beatrice to tell Battler to bite her shiny magic ass.

>> No.3072114

Nanjo, of course. thats why he sucks so hard at determining how long Kinzo has to live and why we can't be sure if he's judging the victim's deaths correctly.

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>> No.3072151

Hoho how do you know Kyrie miscarriage? Let alone being on the same day that battler was supposed to be born?

Did she tell that to Battler? Does it say anything anywhere close in the game? Of course, that one scene where she fought the furniture. Oh wait.... THAT NEVER HAPPEN! AHAHAHAHA

>> No.3072326

somebody mind telling me, so is the 5th installment the last game?

>> No.3072337


Extremely doubtful, Higurashi was 8 arcs divided into 4 question arcs and 4 answer arcs.

Umineko 5 is its first answer arc

>> No.3072350

so then we can probably except a crapload more installments? I wonder how they're going to keep it interesting.