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I was searching through the Bible for the testaments that Maria mentioned, and I came across red text.

Does this mean they are the absolute truth? I'm confused by the text.

>> No.3070763

Jesus is a witch.

>> No.3070772

the writer of the book is a witch

>> No.3070775

That never happened.

>> No.3070777

>>3070763
Was.

>> No.3070787
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3070787

Useless...It's all useless...

>> No.3070790

>>3070763
Jesus doesn't exist.

>> No.3070792

But how do you know she is a witch?

>> No.3070794

>>3070790
You can't prove it, it's a devil's proof.

>> No.3070802

Red text is the word of God

>> No.3070807

Beato is Jesus

>> No.3070808

Uu- God "exists", uuu!

>> No.3070809

>>3070794
Damn, that's a great argument against atheistfags.

>> No.3070814

>>3070807
Oh fuck

>> No.3070815
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3070815

>>3070794
>devil's proof

>> No.3070823
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>>3070755
I don't know what you're talking about, but Maria is the absolute truth.

>> No.3070837

>>3070809
Turn the chessboard around again.

>> No.3070858

>>3070837
I can't.

>> No.3070867

>>3070837
you can't prove jesus exists

>> No.3070871

Umineko really reminded me of Christfags with the whole "It's a devil's proof, you can't prove it doesn't exist, and of course the burden of proof isn't on me."

>> No.3070875

>>3070794
It's not, analytical math approved.

>> No.3070877

>>3070867
Oh, I see now. Unless there documents or something like that.

>> No.3070880

>>3070809
Ask a priest to say it in red.
THEY CAN'T

>> No.3070882

>>3070794
You're using the argument of the devil! You're a sinner!

>> No.3070916

>>3070880
FFFFFFFF

>> No.3070935

UUU UU jesus "exists"

>> No.3070937

>>3070935
see
>>3070808

>> No.3070943

>>3070877
the document's could still be fake.
devil's proof

>> No.3070951

>>3070877
Just like Islam, Judaism, etc.

>> No.3070956

>>3070877
That's not proof of anything in the slightest

>> No.3070959
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3070959

RAWR!

It's all useless anyway!

>> No.3070960

Suddenly, it all makes sense.

Ryukishi got the idea for red text while researching the bible for all the references.

>> No.3070961

>>3070943
Fair enough.

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3070963

>>3070837
You can't prove that WE exist.

>> No.3070967

>>3070956
>>3070951
Yes, yes, I get it now.

>> No.3070969

Holy shit someone archive this thread

>> No.3070972

>>3070871
Glad I'm not the only one who thought that. Although the argument is much more humorous when it involves small bombs in Halloween candy rather than religion.

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3070974

>>3070963
This guy would like a word with you.

>> No.3070975

>>3070877
Like any other religion in existence, if you were to consider that as proof, you would have to accept the existence of multiple gods, which result in a multiple contradiction, leaving you in the start, hence any kind of that sort of proof is actually considered one.

>> No.3070977

>>3070963
who would want to prove that shit like you exists? ಠ_ಠ

>> No.3070987

Without love, hope, and faith, it cannot be seen.

>> No.3070989

>>3070975
And that's not even taking into account the fact that they can be fake.

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>>3070969
Really?

>> No.3070991

>>3070972
IF I HEAR ABOUT THOSE FUCKING BOMBS ONE MORE TIME

>> No.3070995

>>3070974
Most /jp/ relevant mathematician I can think of.

>> No.3071002

Jesus was history's first great warlock. He invented the red text of truth. His process of turning water into wine evolved into the alchemy Beatrice used to create a mountain of gold. His greatest sorcery was his own revival, a feat magi are still trying to reproduce.

>> No.3071006

I believe in Jesus, he will take me to the golden land

>> No.3071007

You can prove that the bible is full of shit.
That counts as proof for the bible being unreliable, so we can safely assume that everything that's in it is nonsense.
Since the bible is the only 'proof' of god's existence, I proved that god doesn't exist.
/umineko

>> No.3071015

>>3070991
then how would you explain all those crimes?

I dare you to deny the small bombs or be silent forever!! *cracklecrackle*

>> No.3071024

>>3071007
>>>/rs/God exists.

>> No.3071027

>>3071024
tee hee hee

>> No.3071028

>>3070974

Since when the fuck did he know what he was talking about? Soul in the pineal gland and all that shit. Idiot.

>> No.3071035

>>3070975
The contradiction proving technique has always been my favorite in analytical math and physics.

>> No.3071036
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>>3071024
CAN'T SAY IT IN RED, CAN YOU?

>> No.3071039

TIPS: Grimoire
>In short, a grimoire is that upon which a magical compendium is written down and transmitted to later generations.

>It is said that today, the most famous grimoire in the world has history of over 2000 years, is currently still in circulation, and continues to acquire new alliance members even now.

>It is forbidden to speak the true name of that grimoire, and it is simply called "Book".


Of note: The origin of the word "bible" is in the Greek for "book".

>> No.3071048

>>3071024
God what?

>> No.3071049

>>3071015
BUT

I MEAN, SMALL BOMBS? ARE YOU SERIOUS?

>> No.3071051

>>3071039
2000 years eh...

>> No.3071054

>>3071015
>When the six were killed in the chapel, the culprit was inside the chapel!
Why would the culprit need small bombs if they could just gouge their stomaches out directly?

Occam's Razor, bitch.

>> No.3071055

>>3071039
Yeah so?

>> No.3071057

>>3071028
I forget the name of this logical fallacy

>> No.3071060

>>3071057

>I don't know what logic is.

>> No.3071064

>>3071028
Soul is unimportant if there is no conscience of the state of living.

>> No.3071069

>>3071054
Occam's razor is silly and you should feel silly for using it seriously.

>> No.3071076

>>3071039
>It is forbidden to speak the true name
what is the true name of it? o3o

>> No.3071077

>>3071049
Battler's only option at the moment, even Beato laughed at it, let it go, it's not like Lambda said it was true.

>>3071054
Occam's is not a proving technique. Just shows the correct decision to take between a set of options based on probability.

>> No.3071085

>>3071077
I guess...

>> No.3071090
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>>3071069
You're defending small bombs and I'm the silly one?

>> No.3071105

>>3071054
because they got tired of gouging people after the garden shed scene.

having people gulp down some small bombs and seeing how they explode inside of them is a lot funnier, don't you think?

>> No.3071111

>>3071090
The "small bombs" thing is just Battler shoving the burden of proof onto Beatrice. The more red she uses to deny his theories, the closer he gets to the truth.

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>> No.3071118

>>3071105
But then again, nobody ever said anything about the insides of the bodies being burned. I'm assuming a bomb inside them would burn their flesh, at least a bit, right?

>> No.3071122

>>3071118
Why the hell would they check out the insides of the bodies?

>> No.3071130

>>3071122
I'm not saying they checked, but it'd be pretty obvious.

>> No.3071137

>>3071118
"small bombs" just refers to the concept of the death, not the mechanism, that's why it sounds so ridiculous.

>> No.3071143

>>3071137
Huh, I see.

>> No.3071145

>>3071118
meh. they were too stuffed with candy to see anything.
also; the devil's proof. you can't prove the burns weren't there.

>> No.3071153

>>3071137
That said, they could be nanomachines and still achieve the same result, the mechanism DOESN'T matter, that why even if Battler refused to explain the mechanism itself, Beato couldn't counterattack.

>> No.3071156

>>3071145
Goddamn it.

It's all useless indeed.

>> No.3071178

>>3071076
Its use has been forbidden for so long that it has been forgotten.

Alternately, since it is a compendium of many lesser 'books', perhaps it has no true name of its own.

>> No.3071180

>>3071145
Not really, you have to think as if you were a Laplace demon faking ignorance and assume there's only ONE OBSERVED quantum state.

>> No.3071199

>>3070755
I went away for dinner and this is what I return to?

...I'm all for the Second (or is it Third?) Coming of Jesus-Beatrice.

>> No.3071215

>>3071180
wait, no, it's the opposite of that, or isn't it?

>> No.3071224

tiny explosives

>> No.3071234

mini bombies

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>>3071224
I thought we were done with this.

>> No.3071301

>>3071215
If Virgilia said Rokkenjima was some sort of Schrodinger's cat experiment then it's the opposite, there's no Laplace demon, modern quantum mechanics has proven so.

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>>3071199
Oooooooh BEATORICHE

>> No.3071316

>>3071307
I miss the cool pope. The new one is boring.

>> No.3071334

>>3071316
Agreed.

>> No.3071368

>>3071316
He'll be dead soon. JP II only lasted as long as he did because of his awesomeness.

He's just a placeholder between the awesome popes. They almost always do that when an awesome pope dies, and they need a quick replacement.

>> No.3071378

>>3071316
What if I told you the old pope died in a locked room with 2 white circles around his eyes.
It was not a natural death and he had the only key of the door. Alle the windows were unopened.

>> No.3071379

>>>/rs/2D_girls_exist_in_reality

>> No.3071388

>>3071378
And he had a magic circle carved in his back.

>> No.3071391

>>3071379
Of course, in reality as 2D characters.

>> No.3071399

>>>/rs/God_does_not_exist

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>>3071378
>>3071388
A witch did it

>> No.3071416

>>3071391
>>>/rs/2D_girls_exist_in_reality_as_living_beings

>> No.3071429

>>3071416
I'm pretty sure physics or some other science can prove that wrong.

>> No.3071449

>>3071378
Repeat it: The windows were locked.

>> No.3071452

>>3071429
>>>/rs/2D_girls_exist_in_reality_as_3D_girls_who_look_and_act_like_2D_anime_girls

>> No.3071476

>>3071452
Yes, but I fail to understand what this /rs/2D thing is.

>> No.3071493

>>3071007

Actually, as a purely historical document the Bible is fairly accurate.

>> No.3071496

The argument of whether 2D objects can exist in 3D space comes down to whether space is is discrete or continuous.

>> No.3071514

>>3071493
When it comes down to important facts, it's accurate, but everything inbetween is just fantasy.

Umineko is the Bible. Cut away the crap and you'll find valuable information. The hard part is figuring out what's crap and what isn't.

>> No.3071517

OLD TESTAMENT VN

MAKE THIS HAPPEN

>> No.3071527

>>3071496
How can you argue over that? It's discrete, again, quantum mechanism proved so. So no 2D objects, but >>3071452 does say they exist as 3D, a most disturbing thing to imagine if you comprehend the implications of that.

>> No.3071535

>>3071517
Or even better. Jesus VN where he tries to show the existance of God to a jewish version of Battler.

>> No.3071542

>>3071527
It'd be worse than people using those anime masks. Creepy as fuck.

>> No.3071561

>>3071493
as a historian, I can tell you it's not really accurate, It's mostly mythology till the time of Joshiyahu.

>> No.3071582

>>3071542
Creepy as fuck indeed

>> No.3071597

>>3071527
And fuck, it's mechanics, not mechanism, I'm too hungry.

>> No.3071603

>>3071517

Fighting, political intrigue, rape, incest, magic. It sounds like a winner to me.

>> No.3071674

>>3071561
Well, you're a historian, so you must be correct.

>> No.3071690

>>3071674
Can he prove he's a historian?

>> No.3071729

>>3071690
Yes, why do you even ask?

>> No.3071733

>>3071729
For the sake of asking, of course.

>> No.3071734

>>3071690
>>3071729
He can't.

>> No.3071735

>>3071734

It's a Devil's Proof

>> No.3071762

>>3071734
>>3071735
Think about it, it's not.
You must have misunderstand the meaning of a devil's proof.

>> No.3071785

>>3071762
He can't prove it.

>> No.3071855

>>3071785
I said THINK, you're not even trying

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3071888

It's all connected now...
He and Billy Mays went back in time to write the bible, waiting for people to find this...
Billy Mays is not dead...
It was all to show us that the bible is a lie... Even if most intellegent people know that already...

>> No.3071910

no opposite, red txt=jesus talking

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