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3067055 No.3067055 [Reply] [Original]

Sometimes I turn my computer chair away from me and lay on my bed. I look over at it and pretend that a girl is sitting there who loves me, but I just can't see her because of the high back of the chair. I lay on my bed and tell her to come over, and talk to her. But she never responds, she never shows herself. I make a deal with her; when I fall asleep she will come to lay with me. I fall asleep, wondering if I will ever feel her touch in my waking hours.

>> No.3067060
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3067060

You sure you're okay there, Anon?

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3067062

Fascinating.

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Sometimes when a mosquito finds its way into my room on a warm night, like tonight, I deliberately take off my shirt, hold still without moving a muscle and patiently wait for it to bite me. I then close my eyes and proceed to imagine that it's Remilia sinking her little fangs into my skin and satisfy her appetite by sucking my blood. The feeling lasts for a mere few seconds, but during that time I'm happy that I can please my mistress.

>> No.3067077

Make a contract with her for fame and gold. Offer her your family in return.

>> No.3067080

;_; sad

>> No.3067100

>>3067073
I don't think you have a shirt, enjoy your bare chest.

>> No.3067130

>>3067055
Really?

I can feel Mammon's presence in my room right now, and when we talk I can hear her voice pretty clearly.

>> No.3067153

I wish I could imagine someone else is with me.
The only person I can talk to when I'm alone is myself and my caustic personality.

>> No.3067172

>>3067073

Enjoy your myriad of diseases.

Alone.

>> No.3067197

So, where does pissing on the floor fit into your story?

>> No.3067249

>>3067197
So that Eientei pic is associated with pissing on the floor now? Why am I not surprised.

>> No.3067427

You guys used to be all about ronery threads. I'm disappoint.

>> No.3067462

>>3067427
What are you saying? That people willingly stopped making ronery threads? Brush up on your /jp/ history, son.

>> No.3067476

There is one ronery thread below this thread.
Learn 2 lurk faggot.

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