/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

sup /jp/
this is your daily waiting-for-GM-thread

when will he be back ( if ever)?
how many choices will he post before he gets laked again?
will anon ever escape the SDM?

for those who have missed some some YWUIG-threads
http://bloodyshovel.oddwebsite.com/Ehs%20folder/YWUIG.html

[Anonymous No.]

brb, 7 minutes max

[Anonymous No.]

He's playing D&D and eating soup again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>305594
Isn't that achieve out-dated?

[Anonymous No.]

1 PM CST, so he says, give or take a couple hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>306263
EST i ment

[Anonymous No.]

>>306256

And tutoring a loli. Fuck, I want his life.

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

>>306251
It's incorrect, we chose Remain silent on that question and the last action is not added. (which was Greetings, Miss Sakuya)

[Anonymous No.]

>>306284
lol wow kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

We are STILL FUCKED, you know that right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>306296

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

>>306295
Hello, Mr. Dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

>>306313
Hello, Mr. Dumbass of Austria

ITT: Anonymous translates into Dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306251
Uh, actually it isn't. I just forgot to change the version #.

[Anonymous No.]

Hope we get more updates than 1 or 2 this time

[Anonymous No.]

We should load. Sakuya hates us, we're constantly pissing off Flandre and we've gotten them to call us Mr. Dumbass.
...But then we would ave to re-take several days worth of choices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306347

We have no continues, and saves don't work in the /jp/ version. So whatever happens, happens. Our best chance is to survive the day and lay low until we learn magic from Patchy (if she teaches us, she said "Maybe")

[Anonymous No.]

>>306347
Dude, we lost all of are saves, they found out we were using a pirated copy. And we have no more continues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306358
Wait, so when GM asked us if we wanted to save, it was... Fake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>306364

He was joking and just telling us he would be back later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306367
we fall for this every time ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>306347
I don't think Sakuya exactly HATES us.
Doesn't like us, sure, and gains enjoyment from seeing us suffer in our bad situation, but not actual HATE.

If she did, I don't think she would have stepped in when we made the mistake of calling Flandre a beautiful "girl" and just let us go the way of poor Mr. Bear.

So long as we mind our behavior around her, and don't touch her kitchen again, there's no reason we can't at least remain civil.

[Anonymous No.]

Anonymous is masochistic and only enjoys GM threads because he wants to see how many scenarios GM can think up where we die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306388

Exactly. That's also the reason we love Flandre. We crave our death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306388
More like we like to see how many scenarios GM can come up with where we DON'T die, despite making every conceivable bad and flat-out suicidal choice we can make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306399
And the fact that she is a all powerful loli who Anon would DIE to be able to fuck her. We all know Anon is a Pedo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306358
I think we should elope with China, train our asses off, and become Cho-Anonymous. Only then can we defeat the moon people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306388
but...but we avoided the pad choise

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

GM-Flan is an exaggerated version of her canon self. She's shows pretty normal behaviour for an 495 yo imprisoned loli. You can talk to her normally without fear of being killed. She doesn't destroy her toys because she naps, but because it's an "accident", like in the one doujin where she fights Meiling to visit to Marisa...

[Anonymous No.]

>>306427

Cho-Marisa works because she's already powerful. Putting muscles on a normal human just makes him a bouncer, not an all powerful death machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306435
For first time. At next choice we asked Flandre why Sakuya pads. Soon she'll tell Sakuya that Mr. Dumbass asked why she pads, and then we're dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306447
Canon-Flan destroys fucking COMETS just because she can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306447
Officially, Flandre is also insane though. Which is another reason why she's locked in the basement. She's fucking crazy and doesn't know how to control her special ability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306427
I MUST DEFEAT THE MOON PEOPLE
NO ANONYMOUS, YOU ARE THE MOON PEOPLE
AND THEN ANONYMOUS WAS A LUNARIAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>306460

Actually, she was locked in the basement because Remi was afraid of her natural power. Being locked in there made her a crazy, childish hermit. Basically, it's all Remi's fault because she didn't spend time with her and let her out more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306479
Actually,
>Because of her unstable personality and incredible destructive power, her sister has had her locked up in the basement for nearly 500 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306442
We're already getting +10 on Diplomacy checks, by training we can seduce the lake and become the deadliest in Gensokyo.

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

>>306491
Every child has an unstable personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306479
>>306491

I still don't get it. People (or youkai) don't just become crazy for no reason, short of a mental disorder. Something had to cause it. Like, I dunno, 495 years of isolation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306516
[x] You're the scariest

[Anonymous No.]

>>306479
Wow, if this is canon then it sheds a whole different light on my perception of the Touhou universe. Actually it's kind of sad and depressing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306516
It's not.

>>306460 and >>306491 are the official reasons why Flandre is locked in the basement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306504
Flandre was unstable to begin with, so she got locked up. Which was a great short-term solution, except for the part where she's had no real mental or social development in 495 years, so she's just as unstable now as she was then, with possibly more power from age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306528

Then explain how she got crazy in the first place. See:

>>306504

[Anonymous No.]

>>306491
>>306460
>she's locked in the basement

she doesn't mind that at all?

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

>>306540
I'd say.

Image your 5yo child (lol i know) with the power to destroy the world. Not knowing the consequences and having the mentality of a 5yo, that child would use that power (maybe even unintentionally) to kill/destroy if angered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306546
Flandre is a good girl.
Good girls stay where they are told to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306540

You can't because ZUN doesn't. We're all dancing around plot holes here. Just wait, it might be answered eventually (if ZUN ever uses Flandre in a game ever again ;_;).

[Anonymous No.]

>>306540
She was born with a severe mental disorder, perhaps thanks to her power? I A schizophrenic lived next door to my house for awhile (until he committed suicide), and that certainly wasn't thanks to being locked up in a basement.

[Anonymous No.]

I still hope that this time anon dies.

Then we will unlock the Sikieiki/Komachi route
, which is also the gateway to a Yuyuko/Youmu/Prismrivers route

delicious Prismriver orgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>306540
You'd be crazy too if you were able to see the 'eyes' of every single object in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306577

y helo there, Shiki.

[Anonymous No.]

Anonymous
Level 1 Commoner
9 STR
9 CON
10 DEX
12 INT
8 WIS
14 CHA


Feats:
Proficiency (Knife)

((Class Skills(Special): Cooking, Diplomacy, Bluff, Use Rope, Knowledge(Local), Listen, Handle Animal))
Skills:

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

>>306577
glasses would fix that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306590
>9 STR

THE STRONGEST

[Anonymous No.]

There isn't a specific reason of why Flandre is crazy, the same there isn't a specific reason of why Yuka is crazy

they are considered crazy because they can do horrible things and doesn't afraid of anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>306590

>12 INT
>8 WIS

So, we're somewhat smart, but have no common sense? Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306624
Except that Yuka isn't crazy. She is surprisingly sane. She's just a bad mofo and likes to prove it by fighting any and everyone in her way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306590
>>306633
Doesn't it sum Anon up perfectly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>306590

>Upon level up, turn class to Chef

Fix'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>306633
Just look at our actions in YWUIG

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

"Girl?" Her face becomes utterly bland, and her hand goes out in less than a second to grab you by the neck of the dress. "You know, I'm 495 years old." She says, and lifts you up near effortlessly; it feels like she's choking you. "Sister gives me a birthday party every year. There's candy at it, you know." The vampire drops you right into your seat, and you gasp, feeling at your throat. You couldn't breathe for a second there. "You know, I think I might be getting ti-"
"Mistress Flandre... Your request." Came a slightly amused voice from the stairs, bringing down two small platters with what appears to be a single dish-
Fried eggs. Huh. Maybe it's a subtle reminder that she didn't forget.
"Oh? YAAAY!" Flandre seems to forget about you, jumping over to grab both plates. Sakuya is looking over at you amusedly with a raised eyebrow at your current attire.
[ ] "Hello!"
[ ] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
[ ] "Hiya Sakuya!"
[ ] "Hey, Flandre, I get a plate too, right?"
[ ] Remain silent
[ ] Scream
[ ] Attempt to flee
[X] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

NEXT POST GOES HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>306664

Yes. We Remained Silent there. In the next portion we said that, though, which is probably worse, since there Flandre specifically told us to say "Hello".

[Anonymous No.]

>>306664
[ ] "Hello!" was the correct answer... but we messed it up again:(

[Anonymous No.]

>>306682
Flandre didn't seem to care, she just made us eat Sakuya's eggs before answering Remilia's summons. If memory serves, we're going to see Patchy right now.

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

>>306710
GM returned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>306705 :(
This is why this shit sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306730
No it's not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306664
Refresh the page.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys need to get laid....

Also, why the fuck are you chatting about this wierd shit? This is japan/general, where are all the discussions about picking up girls in Shibuya etc? Come on people let's get our act together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>306769 You guys need to get laid....
OH WOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>306769

Your about 24 threads too late to be even thinking about trolling. Die in a fire.

[GARdian No.]

>>306776
>>306780

Yet he's right.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>306790

>GARdian

I refuse to rage over such obvious /a/ bullshit. And by "he's right", you mean "I'm right", don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>306769
This is why we can't have nice things

[Anonymous No.]

>>306765
>>306765

what ?

when did this happen ?

why was I not informed of this ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>306790
>>306769
Hi there slowpokes, if you don't like the threads simply avoid them. You can't do anything about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>306811
It happened yesterday, at around 10:00 EST

[Anonymous No.]

>>306811

After GM got back from eating soup, playing D&D with Nasu and tutoring a little girl, he did a few more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306826

You're here too.

/arguement

[GARdian No.]

>>306806

No, just get a grip, this kind of thing is pathetic. You could be out picking up, drinking with buddies etc... Yet you play a game of pretend here on /jp/. You probably even convince yourself there is a sense of 'community' to this place too...

[Anonymous No.]

don't feed the troll

he is on /jp/ too, so him saying we are pathetic for liking the GM treads is laughable

[Anonymous No.]

>>306826
>You could be out picking up, drinking with buddies etc
>where are all the discussions about picking up girls in Shibuya etc

obvious troll is obvious

[Anonymous No.]

>GARdian

No one in /jp/ uses GAR. That's /a/ bullshit, along with their shonen. Kindly GTFO.

[Anonymous No.]

>And this?
GM counted. "Great" was the winrar. PS: This will be a short thread before GM has to sleep.
Flandre frowned, pretending to be hurt. "Why, Mr. Dumbass, do you like her cooking more than -mine-?"
[ ] "No."
[ ] "Yes."
[ ] "Maybe."
[ ] "I didn't try it."
[ ] "Didn't Sakuya make that too?"
[ ] Remain silent, eat
[X] "No."

[Anonymous No.]

>When was this?
Sakuya nods. "Hello... Mr. Dumbass." There is a wry smile on her face as she replies, and it possible even she is attempting to poorly conceal a giggle at your new name.
Shit, you hope nobody tells China or Keine about this.
"Flandre, your sister would like to see you after you are done with... Mr Dumbass. Come alone. Without Mr. Dumbass." Sakuya states, attempting to repeat the insulting name as long as she can get away with it before turning to leave. Damn you, you cold bitch. But hey, that means you'll be free from the torment of the dress. It is very itchy.
You raise a bite of the egg to your mouth and hesitantly take a bite at Flandre's excited urging; no way to refuse. It needs more pepper.
"So, how is Sakuya's cooking?" Flandre inquires, leaning over and tilting her head up at you in an attempt to be adorable.
[ ] "It's fine."
[ ] "Great! Can I have more?"
[ ] "It's alright."
[ ] "Needs more pepper."
[ ] "Horrible."
[ ] "Did you know she wears padding?"
[ ] Remain silent, eat
[ ] Scream
[ ] Flee

[Anonymous No.]

>And this?
"Okay. That's good. Because if you didn't, I'd have to make you taste it again to test. Umm, you had some, right? Right." Flandre doesn't seem to realize you never had anything she offered to you, and when you finish the eggs, she dashes away, leaving you without another word to see her sister.
Some manners.
You're tired, and you want out of this dress.
[ ] Take off the dress
[ ] Sleep
[ ] See China
[ ] See Patchouli
[ ] Find Sakuya
[ ] Eavesdrop on Flandre and Remilia
[ ] Try to escape
[X] See Patchouli

DID WE HAD A SECOND THREAD YESTERDAY?

[Anonymous No.]

>>306870

You're kidding, right? If anon really said this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>306878
>>306870
We're lucky Flandre didn't understand the true meaning of this sentence

[Anonymous No.]

>>306878
Yeah. It's all in the archive. You might have to refresh the page to get your browser to update to the latest version.

[Comrade General No.]

>>306870
>>306872
>>306881

read >>306824 you... you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>306824
We also learned the D&D game was a badass tabletop version of Baldur's Gate and GM plays Edwin and Imoen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306891
Oops. I missed an entry in my archive.

[Anonymous No.]

So, how is Sakuya's cooking?" Flandre inquires, leaning over and tilting her head up at you in an attempt to be adorable.
[ ] "It's fine."
[ ] "Great! Can I have more?"
[ ] "It's alright."
[ ] "Needs more pepper."
[ ] "Horrible."
[ ] "Did you know she wears padding?"
[ ] Remain silent, eat
[ ] Scream
[ ] Flee
[X] "Did you know she wears padding?"
GM counted. "Great" was the winrar. PS: This will be a short thread before GM has to sleep.

Wait... did GM change our answer so we didn't die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>306914
He made a reply where Anon aksed about pads, but we didn't die. Flandre doesn't care about pad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306908
Also that Gensokyo Man is female.
HOW COULD ANON FORGET THIS REVELATION

[Anonymous No.]

>>306914
I missed an entry. And forgot to remove that sentence. Probably thanks to the fact that I was on the verge of passing out thanks to a severe lack of sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306932
He/she denies it, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306927
On that note, if someone could link me to the archived thread on 4chanarchive so that I can add it, that'd be great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306932
>>306936

No girls on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306936
He/she also identifies his/her self with "Totally Not Gensokyo Man".

[Anonymous No.]

>>306927
Two entries, actually. We remained silent when Sakuya showed up, and only sad "Greetings, Miss Sakuya" once Flandre introduced us and told us to say hello.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306927
Two entries, actually. We remained silent when Sakuya showed up, and only said "Greetings, Miss Sakuya" once Flandre introduced us and told us to say hello.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306955
Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306932

Your forgetting the most shocking revelation of all.

>Alice Margatroid

>-Totally not Gensokyo Man

[Anonymous No.]

Someone turn this into a VN,NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>306978

Already being done. We need good artists, and a music director. Also, any help with writing/expanding the different routes is good.

http://anontouhouvnproject.makeforum.org/

[Anonymous No.]

>>306973
Rebuttal: GM already said s/he was no longer being that tripfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306978
In the works

[Anonymous No.]

>>306978
(Pic related)

[Anonymous No.]

>>306988

So... we hired KribyM or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>306993

No, but... good idea. Someone go bug him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306993

I think Walfas is a pretty cool guy. eh draws simplistic art and doesn't afraid of fanbase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>306988
(Cirno is not actually this gigantic. That was just for testing purposes)

[Anonymous No.]

>>306996
>bug him
>him

Some of us are still trying to believe ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>306988
>Attack

[Anonymous No.]

>>306993

>hired

So, where's the money for this payroll going to magically appear from?

[Anonymous No.]

On the wrong computer. Will post next thread in 15 minutes on main computer.
- Totally Not Gensokyo Man

[Anonymous No.]

>>306983
Also, it would be great if this could be more like actual visual novel, and not choose-your-own-adventure-book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>307034

Namekian minutes ?

[Anonymous No.]

That's weird. I remember "Did you know she wears padding?" winning and Flan getting annoyed about Anon not answering her question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>307036

But... I loved those ;_;

Anyways, there will be a canon route, and many different side routes. However, some can be achieved in more than one way.

[Comrade General No.]

>>307042
That's how it went, I still have the thread saved on my hd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>307049

Actually, it's shaping up to have 2 canon endings, one if anon remains human, and one if anon becomes a youkai through "some" means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>307049

Actually, it's shaping up to have 2 canon endings, based around one major decision/effect. One if anon remains human, and one if anon becomes a youkai through "some" means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>307049

Actually, it's shaping up to have 2 canon endings, one for each of the two routes, based around one major decision/effect. One if anon remains human, and one if anon becomes a youkai through "some" means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>307049

Actually, it's shaping up to have 2 canon endings, one for each of the two scenerios, based around one major decision/effect. One if anon remains human, and one if anon becomes a youkai through "some" means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>307070
Kinda like Far Side and Near Side routes from Tsukihime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>307075 canon endings
LOLWUT?
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>307075
Kinda like Far Side and Near Side routes from Tsukihime? (God damnit, stop deleting your post.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>307078

Sorry, there's no way I could have put it. I'm assuming staying human is canon, since that's the way most of the VN has gone so far.

[Anonymous No.]

Internet sign: Chocolate Rain

[Anonymous No.]

>>307083

I kept deleting because I knew I would get a reaction like

>>307078

There's no other way I could have put it.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a feeling that the VN project will fail. Or remain unfinished till 2012.

[Anonymous No.]

>>307111

Fuck, another Duke Nukem Forever.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh... Make that one more hour.
FUCK YOU, HEROES OF MIGHT AND MAGIC 2!
- Totally Not Gensokyo Man

[Anonymous No.]

;_;

GM, you are such a cocktease

[Anonymous No.]

>>307133
Well... At least you're telling us that you'll be late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>307133

GET BACK TO WORK, WE'RE NOT NOT PAYING YOU TO PLAY VIDEYA.

[Anonymous No.]

inb4 Gm is so absorbed in his/her game he/she forget the time and makes this 1 hour 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>307133

7 minutes = 5 hours

1 hour = 42.8751 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>307133

7 namekian minutes = 5 hours

1 namekian hour = 42.8751 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>307144
... See, this is what happens when you cut my salary. And don't make rule 34 of Edwin. Now, if you'd like to tell me how to raep the sixth stage of the original HoMM2 campaign... Well then, I'll be faster.
- Totally Not Gensokyo Man

[Anonymous No.]

which class are you using ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>307226
Sixth one forces you to play Sorceress for Roland.
It's the one where there are sea barbarians, yellow knights and some necromancer guy are all trying to rape you at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>And don't make rule 34 of Edwin

Of that guy? Wait, so you are really a girl, Gensokyo Man?

[Anonymous No.]

I have trouble believing GM is actually GW, considering his/her nerdyness.

[Anonymous No.]

This mission consists of consecutive battles for all your heroes. There are no recruitment points here. The key is to *save* units. On higher difficulty levels it’s best to repeat a battle each time you think the losses are too great. Make use of all of your assets here.

At first each hero will have to defeat the nearby garrison’s defendants. You want to minimize your losses here. Everyone will meet in the center of the map, where Biara is hiding. It doesn’t matter which hero you use to attack the city, every one of them will have his turn here. When you win, you’ll be teleported to a one-way path to Demon Lord’s castle.


There’s a castle at the end of the road – spot the mana regeneration point nearby. The situation is the same as before, all of your heroes will fight in this one. Focus on destroying the magical barrier using the catapults or any other means necessary

The last series of battles is of course against the Demon Lord himself. Try to finish him off as soon as possible, as he has some powerful massive damage destructive spells. This time you don’t have to save your units, as it’s the last battle you’ll fight in the campaign. Isabel is free, hazza for you.

but doing so will take ages, so instead, post the next YWUIG tread and play another time

[Anonymous No.]

>>307193
Stop playing MM and play Fallout like I told you to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>307247
>>307255

GM is ZONE. He always disappears for long periods of time at random moments, and everyone immediately assumes he died and have the reason why. And when he is here with us, we all assume he is a girl, and he goes along with it somewhat because it helps his image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>307237
Shoot magic at them until they die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>307247
Actually, yes.
I thought it was kind of obvious considering my maudlin style, but.
And the accent is fucking badass.
>>307268
I think that's HoMM1.
I'm doing HoMM2, and this isn't near the end; The 10th stage is the final.
- Totally Not Gensokyo Man

[Anonymous No.]

Either that or he's gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>307279

FUCK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>307284
Another best plot twist ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>307284

Can we sex you up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>307284
rule34 on GM

[Anonymous No.]

>>307295
>>307296

Should have seen that coming.

>>307279

Ah fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>307295
>>307296
No, you'll have to settle for Keine caving.
Or China.

[Anonymous No.]

are those 2 our only remaining choices ?

[Mr. Lake No.]

>>307339
there is always another choice, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>307339

Everyone still is. Many of them won't be swayed by flattery and diplomacy though, hence why we are learning magic from Patchy (who also falls in that category).

[Anonymous No.]

>>307339
No, those are just your primary activated paths.
- Totally Not Gensokyo Man

[Anonymous No.]

>>307284
My world just came crashing down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>307349
we need to sleep or that lake catches us off guard

[Anonymous No.]

according to the spellcard rules, we can't be killed by danmaku, please keep this in mind

once anon manages to shoot something that even closely resembles a pattern, he will go danmaku on everything he sees

[Anonymous No.]

>>307360

Our world shatters daily, it seems. First when we thought GM died. Then when we found out he used to be a tripfag. Then when we thought he died again, from chewing gum. Now when he's going along with the girl thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>307365

People can still die with spellcard rules, especially weak anon such as us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>307284

I somehow belive this anon. I mean, I belive he`s totally not gensokyo man.

[Anonymous No.]

You will die a ronrey death

[Anonymous No.]

>>307365
but what falls in to the category of spell cards now. it seams like any attack being cast is called a spell card, even if it was used before the invention of them or an innate ability of the youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>307379

I mean, everyone can become a Gensokyo Man.

-Totally not Gensokyo Man

[Anonymous No.]

WAIT WAIT WAIT
BACK THIS SHIT UP
GM IS A CHICK THAT ROLE PLAYED AN ALICE TRIPFAG?

AND YOU FUCKERS ARE BITCHING?

[Comrade General No.]

Anonymous waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were lolis in SDM. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to self conscious were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Anonymous was an eroge player for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the visual novels and he said to dad "I want to be in a visual novel daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY LOLIS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the Scarlet Devil Mansion he knew there were lolis.
"This is Gensokyo Man" the radio crackered. "You must prepare the meals!"
So Anonymous gotted his friyng pan and light the stove.
"HE GOING TO FOOD POISON US" said Remilia
"I will blade at him" said Sakuya and she fired the knife missiles. Anonymous scramble egged at her and tried to compliment her. But then the kitchen blew up and they were trapped and not able to eat.
"No! I must feed the lolis" he shouted
The radio said "No, Anonymous. You are the lolis"
And then Anonymous wore a silly hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>307386

Only a matter of time before this happened. GM, get a trip, or even use Alice again.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

Oh lawl, Keine path is still active? That's awe-
But there's also China...
GYARRRRGHHH DECISIONS

[Anonymous No.]

so we didn't get an alice route because it would have been a GM route?

[Anonymous No.]

>>307398

GM once said they'll meet
Maybe we can have both?
And they both like Cirno too
We can mix our three primaries, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>307408

Yes. And GM couldn't handle writing a first person perspective sex scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>307391
>>307391

I second that idea

[Anonymous No.]

GM... it's been an hour... unless

>>307177

is right. Then we're fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

> first person perspective sex scene.
we need one. nao.

Anon get to it.

[Anonymous No.]

will there be a wriggle route ?

delicious reverse trap

[Anonymous No.]

>>307412
More likely we will be forced into a difficult situation where we are required to choose one girl, closing off the others as possibilities forever.

A harem end would be nice, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>307412

Don`t try it. Women haet multiplayer.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey GM, can we still get to Sakuya route, or did we totally ruin our chances with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>307471
We haven't been exacting tripping her flags as much as pissing on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>307383
>And then Anonymous wore a Little Pink Dress.

Fixed for Accuracy

[Anonymous No.]

>>307471
Why would we want Sakuya? We need to learn magic from Patchy, get China to leave the mansion to join our party, storm Eintei for the Houri Elixir, possibly befriend either Reisen or Eirin, travel to the Moriya Shrine, learn whatever we can from Kanako about lakes, and then head back to the SDM for the final epic battle against that motherfucking lake.

Then we all head to Alice's place for tea and an orgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>307588
YOU FOOL! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

[Alice Margatroid !!k66EGoRouzG No.]

>>307391
Sigh. Alright.
Happy?
PS: Sakuya route is still recoverable, although it'd be very hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>307588


fine, and now for the tread, please

[Anonymous No.]

Gensokyo Man got banned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>307588
More like momentarily satisfied.

Happiness comes in the form of new threads.

[Anonymous No.]

Also, could someone please link me to the full-thread-achives of the last 3 or 4 threads? I missed two items in my archive, and need to add the two (The response to "padding" and the one where we choose the "greetings miss sakuya" option)

[Anonymous No.]

>>307623


please be a troll

[Kaguya Houraisan !NPjWSW9EXI No.]

Activating Tripfaggotry

[Anonymous No.]

>>307588

How can we be sure that you ARE the REAL Gensokyo man?

lolilluminaticonspiracytheories

[Anonymous No.]

>>307647
Female hitler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>307638
its hitler

IN DISGUISE

[Anonymous No.]

>>307651
I'd hit it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>307647
>>307651
Godwin's law. Now shut the fuck up same fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>307568
Because Sakuya makes your PENIS hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>307657
Actually, the first post wasn't me.

>>307628
ANYONE? Please? I really want to correct it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>307691

Dunno lol
Look around on doesntexist

[Anonymous No.]

So... uh...

where's the latest archive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>308930
http://bloodyshovel.oddwebsite.com/Ehs%20folder/YWUIG.html
latest thread 26

[Anonymous No.]

>>308954

hrmm... guess we're missing Thread 27, but thanks!
Mine stopped at 24.

[Anonymous No.]

>>308971
thread 27 still exists >>307664

[Anonymous No.]

>>308993

ah!

all is well.