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3055735 No.3055735 [Reply] [Original]

If Rider was my servant, things would be a lot different around here.

I wouldn't be a virgin ;_;

>> No.3055748

You'd still be a virgin. A dead virgin.

Unless she decided to shove one of her spikes up your ass. Then you wouldn't be a virgin...

>> No.3055753

I wanna do her sisters, same time

>> No.3055765

she`d get rid of you just like Caster got rid of her faggot first master.

>> No.3055770

Unless you use an artifact that belonged to a hero, which you can't really, you summon someone close to you in personality. Enjoy your ronery Servant.

>> No.3055774

>>3055748
She wouldn't kill a master who was kind to her and she took a liking to.

>> No.3055790

>>3055753

Her sisters make her look positively benign

>> No.3055791

>>3055770
We'd get someone like Grigori Rasputin.

>> No.3055815

>>3055791
Fuck yes, damn near unkillable servant.

>> No.3055822
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3055822

If I was a Kamen Rider things would be a lot different around here

>> No.3055833

>>3055770
>enjoy ronery servant
Excellent, neither of us will be virgins anymore then!

>> No.3055846

I did an alignment test. Turns out I'm true neutral. Would I get EMIYA?

>>3055765
Yeah, who was that guy, anyway? And why did Caster off him again?

>> No.3055852

>>3055833
Too bad it'll most likely be a guy.

>> No.3055858

>>3055846
Sexual Harassment.
Paid the price.

>> No.3055859

>>3055846

Because he treated her like shit, she was a magician way superior to him. so to compensate he was a fucking dick to her, and kept talking down to her etc. Clearly caster wasn't gonna put up with that

>> No.3055867

>>3055791
Rasputin was in for it for the bitches, /jp/ is much more likely to get someone like Robinson Crusoe.

>> No.3055921

>>3055846
>>3055846
According to wiki, could also get Lara Croft, Lucy Westenra, and Han Solo.

The slutty vampire sounds awesome.
Between her and Lara Croft.

>> No.3055933

>>3055921

Fuck that, I want Han Solo. His np would be the Millennium Falcon. We'd win the grail war in less than twelve parsecs.

>> No.3055939

>>3055933
Screw the war, I want "mana transfer"

>> No.3055945

>>3055939

So you'd use your command seal to make her excalibur some landscape, then "replenish her mana"?

Not a bad idea

>> No.3055942

>>3055939

Dear god no

>> No.3056426

Rider is Nasu's favorite character.

How does this make you feel?

>> No.3056430

>>3056426
Apathetic.

>> No.3056434

>>3056426
Don't know his reasoning, doubt it's for the same reasons as mine.

>> No.3056437

>>3056426

Mr.Satan is Akira Toriyama's favorite character, true story

How does this make you feel?

>> No.3056446

>>3056434
He thinks she's the hottest.

>> No.3056453

>>3056437
>>3056426
They have good taste

>> No.3056458

>>3056446
Then we agree.

>> No.3056474

I'll bet Nasu has all sorts of porn written up about Rider that we'll never see. It's a shame.

>> No.3056496

>>3056437
But Mr Satan is fucking awesome

>> No.3056491

>>3056474
Suddenly:
Every Rider Doujin ever has been written by Nasu and he just asked other people to draw it among with other shit they do.
And everyone who doesn't go through him and tries to write an original Rider story mysteriously disappears from the doujin world.

>> No.3056507

I'll bet Akira Toriyama has all sorts of porn written up about Mr. Satan that we'll never see. It's a shame.

>> No.3056511

MY PEOPLE MY PEOPLE
IF YOUR LOOKIN FOR PROTECTION
YOUR RUNNIN IN THE WRONG DIRECTION

>> No.3056537

Yeah, you're right anon. Dead people can't be virgins. Because you're classified as DEAD instead.

>> No.3056547

>>3056537
Command spell: "Have sex with me, Rider."

Fucking ensues. Death follows, or perhaps occurs during the act.

>> No.3056624

I would command Rider not to turn to anyone else for mana and to just act like a normal human. She'll only have one way left to replenish her mana.

>> No.3056652

>>3056624
Killing you and getting a new master.

>> No.3056700

>>3056652
exactly, and I'll hug her as she runs those stakes through me stomach and tell her it's ok and pat her on the back as I slowly cough up my insides and go limp

>> No.3056721

>>3056700
And killing you would give her an orgasm..

Congratulations, you just pleased her more by dying than you would have by making love to her.

>> No.3057717

>>3056721
And I'll return as a ronery servant

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