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Wedding-hous threadWho do you want to marry anon?
>>30542179None. In all these years I've never wanted to marry a Touhou. If I were thrown into Gensokyo and I were stuck there for the rest of my life I would head to Mokou because she canonically helps humans lost in Gensokyo, then see where it goes from there. Probably play some games with the fairies down by the lake from time to time, end up with some girl in the human village. That's about it.
>>30542963so, Banki then?
>>30542179Sakuya!!!>>30542963Want Anon!Want as in "I would marry them" not "I want to marry them, but realistically speaking..." Fear is but an obstacle!
Marry and have 5 kids with.
My beloved Sakuya-san.
>>30542179Is that the first image of wedding Saki?
>>30573946I'm like 90% sure, yes
Remember: if youre marrying a touhou, you must invite /jp/ to the wedding.Said that, I want to marry Kanako
Shinki for sure. Imagine.
My children would be lunarian royals and I'd have my very own Eirin as a mom.
>>30581129>you must invite /jp/ to the wedding.why?
I want to flip the world over with Seija.
>>30641217don't exclude me pls
>>30542179I want to marry Kagerou.
Only my true love.
I would marry Yuuka.
>>30781334>BothYou can only have one wife, or you will have neither.
>>30542179Can /jp/ afford a big wedding for their 2hu tho?
>>30801094>Can /jp/ afford a big wedding for their 2hu tho?That's what ponzi schemes and money laundering is for.
>>30662514I mean, some of you are cool.
Yuugi just can't believe that anyone would want to marry a dumb, big ogre such as herself...She's now one of the happiest girls on earth!!
Jokes on you, I'm gonna make almost every 2hu into my concubine and then have a massive fuck fest for weeks until my cock falls off, thus becoming a new 2hu.
>>30608187Shinki comes with a bonus.
I will marry Yoshika and also hang out with Seiga as a bonus!
>>30547255I suppose. I'm already in love with this silly trickster who loves video games so marrying a touhou isn't what I want. I would if I were stuck in gensokyo with no way home I suppose but that's different.
>>30842350Which touhou is this?
You wouldn't marry an umbrella
>>30888864The cute one.
>>30800881I will do as I please
>>30918209Then you shall have neither.
>>30542179My wife, Komachi!Unfortunately her dress was a little too small!
>>30889300You would think that, but in fact--
>>30542179I love Junko!
>>30961285will you still marry Junko if you know the life of all your children are forfeit?
>>30542963What if Mokou fell in love with youWould you abandon her?
I want to make Gappy happy and be happy with GappyI wish there was more wholesome wedding art with her
>>30542179alice with no doubt
I need a divorce
>>31055975There is some but it is few
>>31055975It's a challenge, but not an impossible challenge.
>>31093330Don't believe what others say.You made a good choice anon.