Hololive Global

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Gura Minecraft https://youtu.be/lOoEMQBAcEg
Moona Minecraft https://youtu.be/WWKaHArdee8
>>Teamup schedule!!!
EN https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1
ID https://teamup.com/ks7ncyrffrba6xj662

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>>30436339
>it's the chair doing the farty noises alright?
Doubt

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>>30436339
Bless my ears, zombo

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I like this chicken!

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>Gura can't get out of her chair
This is relevant to my interests.

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Chumsharts??

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Heheheh the shark sharted

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>farts

>She knows

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/27743017/chapters/68455760

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>huhuhuhu the shark sharted

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>>30436340
AME NO

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More like shart, amirite

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Chumbuds? More like CHUMBRAPS

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>that agonized moan
chumming

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>>30436321
Based. What race?

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>farty leather noises
sure thing sharty

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>it's the chair, i swear!
uhhh chumbraps?

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Cumsharts where you at?

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>hurts to stand

PREGNANCY CONFIRMED

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Gura......

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>Gura telling skitzos it’s her chair that makes the fart noise

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Gura please
People are going to have to explain what sharting is again now

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Just got here, how's guracraft going?

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what's with these sex noises

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I want Gura to fall into my lap!

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>>30436331
Gura, focus on your stream please

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Chumbraps, care to explain?

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She's so cute

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How does she know about the fart narrative? Is she THERE?

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Gentlemen. You're all, in some way or another, absolutely fantastic.

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RATE GURA'S MUSCLE SORENESS

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The hell are these shark noises...

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UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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lmaooooooo squeaky noises

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>>30436331
This is true

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UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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shartbuds hoocha

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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP

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>>30436340
holy shit. ame, your time travelling powers...

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GURA FARTING ON STREAM

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>>30436356
Mating press.

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Huhuhu shark sharted

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How many more weeks until some holo manages to build ANYTHING resembling Ina's strides towards improving the server.

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>gura farts
>no one gives a shit
>mori farts
>"holy shit she's the worst vtuber ever, graduation when?"

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>>30436339
ADHD narrative was right, I think she's on Adderall today

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>>30436104
I think a lot of deadbeats left around the time Mori antis and the Ayameposter were on the surge. Back then you could false flag as a deadbeat and everyone bought into it without any skepticism. It was hard to have decent conversations about Mori without getting shit on for no reason.

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gawr gura guerilla "minecraft" (17 minutes with no minecraft, aborted and privated)

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:0ffc8b9f239111acbde680950246d1f824ea3835&dn=gurilla%20minecraft

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>These noises

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Chickin?

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>tells us to masturbate
>making these noises
MESUGAKI

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Gura's screaming muscles.. uoh.

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The cunny is sore...

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This is going to be a very loosey goosey Gura stream isn’t it?

I wouldn’t have it any other way

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>>30436192
The western indie chuuba community is very close-knit, one of the /wvt/ favorites followed Kwappers out of nowhere and showed up in her chat last night (unlikely she could've found her outside of this place) and another is known to have used 4chan back in the day.

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>>30436339
Gura killed Nene aloe and many more so she can ride to the top

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>>30436356
Mating
Press

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Why does she do this

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GURA LIKES THEM DARK

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cum

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>DARK CHOCOLATE UUUUOOOOOOHHHHH
gura???

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>Anya indonesia jouzu'ed JOP
heh

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>>30436339
>new thread
>activate asuka wrestler protocol

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>>30436381
No and she doesn't work with 60 girls that definitely aren't there either

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Dark chocolate rules!

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Gura, have mercy on the manchildren or you're not going to have any fans left.

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EEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUGHHH
DARK CHOCOLATE?
EUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>30436356
thank you for your service

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>Enjoying this comfy Gura Minecraft stream while waiting for Calli's Bread Rap stream friends, where we at?

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>Gura came to Ame's ASMR so hard her hips are still shaking and twitching that she can't stand for days

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>White chocolate isn't real chocolate
based

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>Gura prefers dark

What do we do anons?

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>gura utterly destroying chat over not liking dark chocolate
BASED

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>>30436356
Thanks for the fics anon, looking forward to tomorrow's.

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>white chocolate

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>someone in chat said "I wish I was Gura's chair"
too fucking relatable bros...

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>>30436356
Based

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Gura is a lot cuter today.....

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>I LIKE BBC
BROS?!!

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Gura is a dark chocolate chad.

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Slept after the Takamori collab, was there anything interesting from Anya's donation stream?

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>Gura likes black dude

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Now listen here.
Haachama is currently missing, it's not just a matter of no streams for the week.
What does it mean? Did she forgot her charger? no. Is she in isolation? Probably, but not because of coff.

Now, some of you may recall this, a few weeks ago Haachama mentioned a meeting she had to take past midnight. Some rrats in the thread during that day involved discussions with Cover's insecurity branch to prepare for something, perhaps her return.

But why? Look at the bugmen, they have been noisy lately, there's also that donation she received from someone claiming to be from the Cartel. It's all weird and it's safe to assume Haachama is going to spill some blood soon.
Who's to blame? honestly, Kiara for firing her.

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This is Haachama-tier BGM.

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>>30436340
BASADO

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>>30436406
doing god's work

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>>30436426
ame...

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GURA LOVES CHOCOLATES LIKE ME SHES GONNA BE MY WAIFU

UUOOOOH

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>>30436356
God bless you anon

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can gura's sister speak good japanese? If she can she is already better than gura

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Based dark chocolate shark.

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>>30436440
Present!

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>Gura has good taste in chocolate
70% isn't dark enough for me, but thats still way more based than most people who consume pure milk sugar garbage. Going to the Hershey's factory was one of the most vile things I've ever done.

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>>30436399
Gura farts are cute. That is the difference.
Seethe if you must.

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>>30436356
It was me.

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>>30436406
thanks so much anon, my own archive seemed to have shit the bed.

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>Gura shitting on white "chocolate"
All the children in her chat on suicide watch.

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>>30436426
masterbait ame

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gura is brattier than usual today

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>dark chocolate
>has the same thoughts about ruby cacao as I do
You chumbuds are alright
t. teamate

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>>30436430
Sending messege

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>>30436416
Why do everyone that come here is fucked up in someway

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I think we can all agree that white chocolatefags get the rope

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massaging gura's sore legs...

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>>30436406
Thank you anon

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I bet Gura spent 30 minutes trying to go up and down the stairs given how weak her legs are

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>prefers dark chocolate

absolute patrician taste

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https://docs.google.com/forms/d/14IQM2w3_AazuJvIrczBIsqrT55sEhUWVGxtKPIqf5rE/edit

HERE IS THE POLL

If I get like 100 more votes I will redo it

Here are the results:
https://4chansurvey.wordpress.com/2020/12/09/4chan-hololive-survey/

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Ruby chocolate is real but it's not worth it. The taste is pretty much identical to chocolate with raspberry flavouring but "more natural"

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>>30436461
Good

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>>30436399
I mean Mori legit farted.

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cringe

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>>30436410
CHIKUN!

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Dark chocolate gives me headaches

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>>30436443
IM IN

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Here come the amerimutts

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Sasuga nigger onahole

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FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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>>30436440
Why would I enjoy watching a whore and a nigger?

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Gurandma....

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>>30436339
>Why of course I am a based Zomchad, however did you know?

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Based Gura exposing the confectionery industry like that hack they are.

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But everyone past 18 years of age prefers dark chocolate, Gura.
Oh right, your average chat age, I understand you had to clarify that.

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Dark chocolate tastes like shit, and you can get it for free by wiping your ass and eating the toilet paper afterwards

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>GAAH I'M SO OUT OF SHAPE I CAN'T GET UP
>ALSO I'M GOING TO SHOVE THIS CHOCOLATE DOWN MY THROAT
Gura...

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hey guys, it's me. Guay Gandalf. don't forget to stay hydrated, report and ignore doxxfaggots, point and laugh at schizos, but most importantly of all, love your oshi. Enjoy my stream and happy Holo Days. hoocha. ₕᵤhaʰᵃ

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>>30436356
Nice.

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Gura is 100% the type of girl who spreads her buttcheeks to push out a fat shit

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>>30436479
T___ ___y

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>>30436478
a good reminder of why we need more than one person working on it every single time. i've only blown one recording (brotein) and i was really lucky to have been able to grab the archive after it ended.

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>>30436356
nice job

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>>30436491
white "chocolate" isn't even chocolate. its pure sugar, milk, and cope

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>>30436440
>ayame avatarfag
im so confused. where's the bait?

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WHITIES BTFO'D us NIGGAS RUN THE WORLD! FIRST WE TAKE YO OSHI THEN WE TAKE YOU BITCH NIGGAZ

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>>30436350

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>Gura prefers BBC
This J narrative was true.. what the fuck..

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>>30436475
Doesn'r Hershey use spoiled milk on purpose? Even their milk chocolate is absolute shit.

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cumsharts...

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>>30436442
Because it don't have the coco bean thing

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Remember Jurgen?

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>>30436460
Bro....your pepelonis

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>>30436454
I also like big black chocolates

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yab

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>>30436399
>deadbraps trying to bring down other people's oshis
SASUGA

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>>30436406
Based, thank you anon.

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>>30436430
what are you on about, schizo?

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>>30436499
wtf? Why can I select multiple oshi?

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>>30436523
anon, your taste bud reps

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>>30436550
She doesn't

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>>30436491
But I like sweet things like I like my girls...

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>Deadbraps trying to deflect this hard.
Kind of hilarious.

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>>30436525
She just exercised, she's allowed to.

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>>30436526
Thanks Golly Gee

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>>30436499
Why do they hate Kiara so much?

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>4Head

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>>30436405
Given that we can run the thread when Mori's actually streaming much more then KFP does, I feel like Deadbeats tend to be part-timers in the thread instead of fully devoted, but it could just be bias on my part.

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>>30436540
Ayameposters have been trying to rehabilitate their image recently I've noticed.

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>>30436499
>Who is your Oshi
>Iofi 1
Iofi...

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Ollie haters, do you seethe when Gura uses 4head?

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Dark chocolate is for gays

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>>30436412
Fucking /fit/ holo WHEN?

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>all these underage tards trying to act like dark chocolate is a euphemism for black people and not just literally dark chocolate which does indeed taste far better
Zoomers out.

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>>30436526
thanks, gasping grasper

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>>30436399
Mori didn't just fart, she had diarrhea on stream.

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>4head
???

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>>30436406
I need to figure out how to make magnets for if you ever end up leaving us

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>>30436526
Thanks Gargling Goombas

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>>30436553
How many of them are rated Explicit?

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>>30436406
Holy fuck almost miss the peek

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>>30436540
Ayamefags are taking back their oshi from third worlders

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>>30436540
Smug whoreposter is a friend poster not a bait poster.

But still a whore.

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>>30436561
I pity the fools who missed it.

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>minecraft people
You know she wanted to say minecraft autists
She's on full rrat extermination mode tonight

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>>30436340
https://youtu.be/-3pzq5ytMko?t=1235
KILL HIM, GURA!

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>>30436443
I'm _in

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>>30436525
>>30436570
Isn't she thin?

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>>30436416
Don't forget Hololive sings is here. He's the only clipfaggot I don't have blocked.
>one of the /wvt/ favorites followed Kwappers out of nowhere and showed up in her chat last night
Who?

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What makes you go "Yab!"?

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>>30436526
thank you coca cola

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>>30436580
Dark chocolate is the best.

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>>30436550
Nope, I literally forgot until you said something.

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>>30436540
I like how one anon has trained two entire threads to hate on Ayame so badly that nobody can post anything positive about her anymore.

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>>30436546
Yes. It tastes similar to vomit. That's not even an exaggeration, that's their goal. PA is one of the worst state in the US.

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>>30436545
Kek

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>>30436582
>all these underage tards
Amerifats*

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>>30436526
thanks greedy grinner

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>>30436526
gracias gargantua

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>>30436582
that's just the average american poster

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>>30436489
Because its a place for damaged people to gather to discuss other damaged people, anon. The ones we talk about just happen to be famous, that's all.

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I'm glad Gura has this alternate bgm

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Amelia Watson is a whore.

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>>30436580
gurame wins again baybeee

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test

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>>30436356
>the guest is matsuri
ooh so we get different guests each time? Koopers...

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>>30436582
Does that frustrate you?

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>>30436602
Towa's bgm music

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>Randomly open the news
>They talk about "narratives" surrounding the Orange Man and the other guy.
>Close news

Anywhere I go, /hlgg/ follows me.

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>UUOOHHHHHHH
what did Guyra meant by this?

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>>30436399
Listen to the Mori footage https://files.catbox.moe/7bqshl.webm
Then listen to the gura footage https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
Tell me what's worse

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>>30436382
The rrats around here are getting more deranged and detached from reality by the minute.

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>>30436526
>>30436571
>>30436583
>>30436590
>>30436605
>>30436615
>>30436616
>>>/r/eddit

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>>30436582
mutt's law

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>>30436356
Fucking delivered

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>>30436340
All the ogey kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better rrat, better rrat, outrun my gun

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>>30436356
https://pastebin.com/X3mhsCeh
What could this mean?

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>>30436516
WHAT WAS THAT MY FELLOW ZOMRADE? I'M A BIT HARD OF HEARING LATELY

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>>30436634
Rrats are everywhere anon

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>>30436582
americucks are obsessed with that kind of stuff

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>>30436426
She really trains her teamates well, huh

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>>30436582
just ignore the mutts anon

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>>30436611
>>30436620
I fucking hate what fetishfags have done to my country. I just want to talk about milk chocolate in piece.

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>>30436586
when (if?) my job starts sending me back on the road again, my ability to record will be severely diminished. about 25-30% of the recordings i make i start during work.

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>>30436526
thanks Gucci Gang

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>>30436406
what did I miss? is this just 17 minutes of Gura trying to get minecraft working?

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>>30436340
Super Hololive Massacre RPG stream when?

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>>30436526
grazie guerrilla gamer

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>>30436582
>I NEED VOMIT IN MY CHAWKLET OR ELSE IT DON'T TASTE LIKE NO CHOCOLATE.
That's them.

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ALL THE LAPIS

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Reminder that Gura kicked Haachama out of the server for daring to build close to "The Superior Aryan Species of EN Streamers" (as she put it)

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Imagine having sex, right now!

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Just caught up with the streams today. I feel so bad for Ame, she was excited to show off her pc.. Maybe because I love her so much but when she has a bad day I feel like shit too.

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>>30436499
>someone's oshi is Iofi

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>>30436582
burgers are obsessed with BBC

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>>30436580
And women. So of course she likes it.

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>>30436339
>not even 30 K
its over chumfuks, Jay killed your oshi

[Anonymous No.]

So... How much of Nobuhime's character is apparent in Polka? Does it seem like both are just characters, or is it clear that she's being genuine, at least somewhat?

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Mori is excited for when she quits teaching

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>>30436608
Has he even showed ever since he got caught on /pol/? I feel like half the Ayameposts after that is just others larping as him

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>>30436661
yes, and some chatting.

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>>30436669
w-whoa...dude...

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>>30436544
Where's that song from?

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>>30436630
Day 26 is going to be golden god I can't wait

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>>30436669
With who though?

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>>30436656
Final solution! With Amelia!

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>HEY DO YOU KNOW WHAT FIBERGLASS IS?
Gura I don't want to hear the rest of this story

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>>30436669
IT FEELS NICE BUT WHY IS SHE LIMP AND DEAD

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Gura.......

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>>30436637
Obviously Gura's was for the fans

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>>30436526
I thank thee Guy of Gisborne.

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Does anyone have a vod for the just privated Gura stream where she had to reset

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>>30436611
>>30436620
>>30436653
>>30436643
>>30436672
>>30436655
Go back

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>>30436535
I think I was the one that posted that one. Glad we can cover for each other.

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Twappi

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>Handling fiberglass insulation barehanded

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>>30436670
Hope it all gets sorted out

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>>30436399
Anonchama there's something fundamentally wrong with your analogy that's exposing you as a newfag but I'm sure one day you'll figure it out.

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>>30436656
It's all projection anyways

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She's fucking right about fibreglass, touching it is pure hell. But how does she know? I only know because I renovated a house with my dad.

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>>30436604
>Who?
Nina. It's interesting because her YT channel doesn't appear to be public but it was almost certainly her posting in Kwappi's chat, and the following on twitter is legit.

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Why would Gura use fiberglass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436604
Nianinin

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>>30436544
Remember when you work for KFP you aren't just family you are Kiara's property.

[Anonymous No.]

How does Gura know the smell of formaldehyde and the feel of fiberglass on her hands? Did she help her dad with building a house or something?

[Anonymous No.]

The Watson school of storytelling

[Anonymous No.]

My little HVAC tech Gura is so clumsy around the insulation.

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>>30436666
/pol/ka no!

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Did Gura just say she owned a hitachi vibrator?

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>>30436596
I'm disappointed by the retarded who commented on it

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>>30436339
https://youtu.be/MY4dIU8SWW4
ZOMCHAD WW@

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>>30436670
Me too anon, she seemed like she needed a hug. I'm glad she was much happier in the Apex stream.

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>>30436702
good work!

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>>30436677
none of us speak japanese bitch, how are we supposed to know?

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>fiber glass
what the fuck is wrong with our autistic daughter

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gura knows about fiberglass? SHE KNOWS ABOUT INSULATION INSTALLATION??? WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S MY SHIT RIGHT THERE

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry Gura, I missed Ame's HOTS so I'm going to indulge myself in Ame's sultry voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436701
lmao cuck

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>>30436678
>Mori draw streams
God the comfort would be too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura has been playing with asbestos
oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436499
>Deadbeats are dead last
Not enough! 25 deadbeats is 24 too many!

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Everyday Kiara is one step closer to turning Mori to the Idol she was meant to be

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>>30436700
Scroll up you lazy brat.

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>>30436665
what did he mean by this?

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>>30436526
Thank You Global General

[Anonymous No.]

http://poal.me/prj8hc
http://poal.me/prj8hc
http://poal.me/prj8hc
http://poal.me/prj8hc

[Anonymous No.]

Does Gura have a day job?

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>>30436669
SEX WITH PORUKA!!!!

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POG, SIMP, BRUH, POG, SIMP, BRUH, POG, SIMP, BRUH, POG SIMP BRUH!!!!!!
HOLY FUCK YOU KEEP SAYING THE SAME GODDAMN THING EVERY MINUTE!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!
HOLOLIVE IS BEING RUINED! RUINED!! THIS SHIT IS DRIVING ME INSANE, ITS DRIVING ME NUTS!! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BOARD!! GO BACK PLEASE!!! YOU FUCKING UNDERAGE NIGGERS!!!!!
GO BACK TO FUCKING TWITCH, REDDIT, FUCKING 9GAG, YOU'RE SHITTING UP EVERY SINGLE THREAD SINCE THE DAY STARTED!!!!!!!!!!
pog simp bruh pogsimpbruhPOGSIMPBRUH!!!!! IT FUCKING ECHOS ALL DAY!!! FUCKING SEANIGGERS AND UNDERAGE!!!!
I'D RATHER FUCKING MUDSLIMES WOULD INVADE MY HOMETOWN EN MASSE AND FUCKING BEHEAD ME AND MY FAMILY IN THE GODDAMN STREETS THAN SIT HERE AND DEAL WITH THIS FUCKING SHIT!!!!!
I'VE FINALLY BROKEN FREE AND HAVE GOTTEN SICK AND TIRED OF THIS SLOW COOKED FUCKING INVASION!!! NIGGERS, CHINKS, TRANNIES, MUDSLIMES, SEANIGGERS, UNDERAGE, ZOOMERS, THEY'RE ALL FUCKING KILLING AND RAPING /JP/'S COPRSE HOLY FUCK!!
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!

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>gura read my chat message about angel hair
holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436625
Lmao took me a minute to realize what she was supposed to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436671
Poll guy probably felt bad for her and rigged it. I'll watch her sometimes because I also feel bad.

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>>30436722
Isn't that for your back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436709
Im pretty sure everyone here felt fiberglass at least once

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436686
Warframe. Song is called we all lift together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436719
She buries rrats

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436701
It's funny how fucking upset they got over a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

peekaboo - https://files.catbox.moe/oc3y2a.mp4
was gonna upload the full vod, but another anon got it

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436750
congrats, you finally made it

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436659
G-Word Gang

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436651
Damn is this real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436572
Jealous that she actually knows Japanese and get to hang out with and fuck their favorite Holos

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436716
I want to be Kiara's property

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436544
Fuck off Corpus scum

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436741
Cute bimbo reaper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436712
>>30436715
Wow. That's pretty based. Her containment abilities are top-notch to surf this shithole and still remain seiso and comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436278
wait. this was the tranny?
https://vocaroo.com/1mVWroqCoFSq
https://vocaroo.com/18MUAqTlCgpj
https://vocaroo.com/1iLfmtddEIoL
https://vocaroo.com/1ix1CYrH0Y6Q

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436709
>>30436719
Good ol' farmer girl, pls andastand.

She's
>changed a car tire
>planted a garden
>taken care of animals at a shelter
And now apparently helped with some form of construction.

Absolutely based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436745
I like my chocolate like I like my girls. Brown and sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436526
Thank you Grey Goomba

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436749
Nose...

[Anonymous No.]

I know the horror of it so well. My entire arm was itching for weeks when the fiberglass inside an LMG barrel bag shattered and I handled it barehanded because I didn't know what fiberglass was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436749
Itchy nose...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436756
I fucking hate that shit. Even just being in the same room as a pile of that shit would bother me.
>t. used to do house construction shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436716
Never once regretted it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436780
Yea

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436780
why did you save those

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436676
Please andastand, there is a YT bug that only affects Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436771
Based chicken clucking the entirety of /hlg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436750
narrative bros???

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436749
Pog

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436719
she lives in Florida, construction is big there, plus they have to rebuild everyone's house every year after hurricane season

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436788
what the hell is barrel bag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436788
jesus christ anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436657
If you're the archive-anon I always see here, have you figured out a reliable script or something to schedule recordings? I'm guessing by what you just said that's a no. I pretty much just have to be at the ready and start manually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436780
No, people are just deaf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436788
jarhead-kun...

[Anonymous No.]

>tiny elves scrub for dark secrets

Did Gura just prove the RRATS on the RFA streams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436604
>Don't forget Hololive sings is here. He's the only clipfaggot I don't have blocked.
Ever since I got the unarchiveds from here they've audiopilled me from literally every other clip channel. I noticed that Hololive Sings tended to have the same quality as this place; him namedropping makes sense, in retrospect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436800
Anon is her boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>talking about YABs

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436499
do you make this polls during Mori hours, like 5 or so hours from now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436769
I don't think so

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436406
How do you personally record these vids? Using a program?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436778
I don't think she post anything but she was in the chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436807
build better houses

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436499
Are the new girls there at all or am I just blind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436817
No because nothing was deleted from those videos.

[Anonymous No.]

Why hasn't Pikamee moved to Indonesia and bought a harem of cunny?

[Anonymous No.]

So, is festival and chicken going to have sex in their off collab?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436780
Thats not even the same person as the other Kana ones

[Anonymous No.]

GURA BUILT HER HOUSE WITH HER OWN TWO HANDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436499
Did you post this poll on both prime timezones and on both weekdays and each weekend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436807
Wait, she really does?
But...but I live in Florida...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436749
PogO

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436809
A bag. For barrels. specifically of the LMG variety

[Anonymous No.]

>8 gunpowder
what a farm

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436800
Anon is Jay...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436820
All me

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436836
She can't afford two airline seats please understand

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/salieri09/status/1335610763621199874
Goddamn Mori gets so many good outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436780
I never watched Kana before because I thought she's just some lewdtuber. Kawaii uwu in retrospect, is still marginally better than lewdtubers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436669
SWEATY SEX WITH POLKA AND CLOWNPIECE

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436840
Yes, the only real question is if they do it before or after the collab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436724
GOD HER LAUGH IS THE CURE TO CANCER

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436840
Most likely

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436845
she could be your next door neighbor
imagine...

[Anonymous No.]

>Kiara has TNT?
>...That could be dangerous

Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436526
my gratitude, alliteration of the letter g

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436840
I think Kiara is too much of a stacey for festival. She's more into grooming her prey.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do most collabs get so few superchats? That seems consistent with everyone in hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436604
>>30436712
>>30436715
>>30436778
I just noted literal dog (not Korosan) is following her too now, interesting.

>>30436826
She did, I rewatched with her name selected with UTCFilter and she was there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436719
>formaldehyde
High school biology.
>fiberglass
Some kind of home repair or improvement. We know from her saying that her feet go numb during the winter she doesn't have the best heating, could have been an attempt to fix the situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436749
bruh sound effect bruh bruh ayo the pizza here *falls down stairs and bonk noise followed by bass boosted explosion* then it go fart fart fart bruh THIS IS A CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC *tornado siren noises* water ice salt ay* *vine boom noise* 21 21 21 21 anywhere you go hold up bru

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436820
yes i am. i also sent her that UOHHH super chat in japanese... i think she likes me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436841
>>30436780
https://vocaroo.com/13CiRaYULHl3

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436840
Oh absolutely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436499
>/hlgg/ actually watches kiara streams and gets used to her
>/hlg/ are clipwatchers and happily believe all the narratives and hearsay
It was already obvious this was the case but it's good to have numbers behind it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436765
nothing wrong with uploading for redundancy
always good to have another in case the first one goes down

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436859
Before and after. And if we're very very lucky, also during.

[Anonymous No.]

GURA SHILLING SWISS MISS

based

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436840
they will wrestle

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436499
Also why did you put Holo JP's names as moon? Think of the EOPs anon. Hlg knows english anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>I got a funny story of what happened...
>what was i talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436719
She's a farmer girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436871
They have less chance of getting noticed so they don’t want to SC

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436871
because they're too focused on each other so they have less chances of reading akas duh

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436840
Why do people call her Festival?

[Anonymous No.]

gura is funnier than usual today

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is more ADHD than usual today

[Anonymous No.]

>Swiss Miss chocolate
I'll try it out. I hope it tastes better than Hershey's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436845
>>30436863
I mean the alarm that gone off in her RFA stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436840
Imagine if they start the stream out of breath.

[Anonymous No.]

How do people go into bed with hot liquids?
One spill and that's your entire blanket/sheets ruined.
Not only that but the burn that could come from it would be disastrous

[Anonymous No.]

giri giri ai

ikenai borderliiiiiiiine

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436896
Avocado anon....

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436871
They don't react them (usually)

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436889
>SWISS MISS
More like SWISS PISS

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436824
https://github.com/abayochocoball/hollow_memories

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436894
Because if you don't know your oshi's name in kana then she's not your oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436902
Anon your nihongo reps...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436822
This was posted in different times of the time, multiple times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436871
Superchats aren't going to get acknowledged in collabs. Well, assuming it isn't a Mori collab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436669
>>30436857
I WANT TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH POLKA AND CLOWNPIECE SO BADLY BROS. I WANT TWO CLOWNS SLOBBERING ON MY COCK AS THEY HONK HONK MY BALLS. AHHHHHH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE BROS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436909
just dont spill it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436741
Jokes on Kiara Calli is just one of Calliope Mori's many personalities she has developed over the eons she has been alive.

>Mori a tomboy wigger rapper
>Callie a seiso cute girly girl
>Cal Mori an alcoholic cowboy from Texas
>Cali an aspiring English Anime Dub VA
>Calliope an MCR loving emo girl

These are just the personalities we know of.

[Anonymous No.]

Polkabros, what does Poka's membership look like for an EOP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436896
finish that anya, onegai

[Anonymous No.]

>coffee with swiss miss
Holy shit Gura is actually a genius

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436895
My ADHD shark can’t be this cute

[Anonymous No.]

Every time Gura has a funny story it turns out to be something fucking yab as hell

[Anonymous No.]

Nooo Gura that's my secret!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436889
Sam O'Nella collab when

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436829
lol just buy a new one
t. American

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436456
If you're a fatefag or like type moon in general, sure, if not, I don't think I saw much else mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436909
Just put it on a bedside table and don't drink it over your sheets

[Anonymous No.]

Polka Oruka?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436854
>I wanted to have Pizza in the bath
DO SHARKS REALLY?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436916
But I want to see how my HoloENs compare to JPs. How do you expect me to read these charts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436911
I miss Avocado poster...

[Anonymous No.]

>swiss piss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxbmvud_SvQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436863
Gura...right next to me......wow..........

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436870
What did she say

[Anonymous No.]

>bath pizza
Gura what

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436902
Your 日本語 reps...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436749
POG NOSE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436902
She holds a festival once a year where she gropes all the holos in public

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436913
swiss miss instant piss fuck those little packets

[Anonymous No.]

>eating pizza in a bath

Does Gura really

[Anonymous No.]

Gura took a bath UUUUOOOOHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>pizza in the bath
T o T

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436902
jesus sometimes i forget the nihongo level of this place

[Anonymous No.]

Does mori know the only reason we hate her and blame her for everything is that we know she can take it and its just friendly banter and nothing malicious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436902
anon, your reps...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436929
forgot nori-sensei

[Anonymous No.]

ATTENTION!

Eating pizza in the bath is fucking weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436873
I know formaldehyde smell from my high school anatomy class, we used to dissect old cat corpses from animal shelters. They came in bags marinated in the stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436670
>>30436670
>>30436705
She has all the right to be mad

Prebuilt companies ALWAYS have absolutely aids return processes. She's probably going to have to go out and buy new packaging shit, lug it over to a fedex, then wait five months for the refund to actually go through.

Meaning she just has to fork over another 2 grand for another PC while waiting for the refund for the first one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436914
gracias

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436896

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436909
Just don't spill it

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura eats pizza in the bathtub
I LOVE THIS DUMB SHARK

[Anonymous No.]

>Pizza on the bath
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[Anonymous No.]

>eating in the bath
What the fuck same-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>drinking hot chocolate
>eating candy
>pizza in the fucking bath tub
What happened to eating healthy gura? it lasted like 2 days lmao

small fatty shark!

[Anonymous No.]

Sleeping with Okayu!

[Anonymous No.]

The attention span of this shark...

[Anonymous No.]

Pizza in the bath... kinda hot Gura ngl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436840
yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436950
orunai

[Anonymous No.]

But why?

[Anonymous No.]

that ueehhh sounded familiar...

[Anonymous No.]

do burgers really?

[Anonymous No.]

>pizza in the bath
???????????????????

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436456
she streamed at 60fps with mostly no lag

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436928
>>30436980
That's just an accident waiting to happen...

[Anonymous No.]

>you guys don't even have bath pizza
shake my head to be honest family

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436889
>>30436913
>>30436940
The fuck is that?

[Anonymous No.]

PIZZA PIZZA
>gura is a little caesars chad
based...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436749
Good one anon, now where's the vocaroo?

[Anonymous No.]

What's wrong with this little retard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436989
>small fatty
Mmmm...

[Anonymous No.]

She's a true mesugaki

[Anonymous No.]

>eating pizza in the bath
Fucking chad as fuck. Robert Baratheon would do this.

[Anonymous No.]

she's a fucking weirdo

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436955
Something something Holostars EN

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436774
Degenerate clone fingers typed this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>Pizza in the bath
Based Gura following in her paisen's footsteps.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet Gura has cheese pizza

[Anonymous No.]

Wow people are already drawing TakaMori A Way Out art.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura..........

[Anonymous No.]

gura's pizza bathwater...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura
eating anchovie pizza
in the bathtub

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436905
Don't bother, all american chocolates have vomit chemicals in them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436829
They sink into the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>I don't wanna say what kind it was you guys will make fun of me

[Anonymous No.]

I'm kinda impressed with how Gura live her life

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436649
Amelia doing tests on a roommate from another timeline maybe? it seems the past three logs have been from her so i'm wondering if tomorrow's paizuri is gonna come with an extra dosage of LORE

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck Gura

[Anonymous No.]

Do americans really?

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura is a slob
Chumbubs???

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436950
Polka Oruyo!

[Anonymous No.]

>and I ate it
??????????????

[Anonymous No.]

GURA!?

[Anonymous No.]

Absolutely fucking sickening

[Anonymous No.]

gura no stop

[Anonymous No.]

GURA EATS BATH PIZZA

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436973
Anon I always forget Nori-sensei...

[Anonymous No.]

UOOOOOOOH GURA'S BATHWATER PIZZA

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437023
eating gura's bathwater pizza!

[Anonymous No.]

GURACHAMA

[Anonymous No.]

BRUH

[Anonymous No.]

JESAS GURA

[Anonymous No.]

The pepeloni in the bath

[Anonymous No.]

Gura made a sploosh in the bathtub

[Anonymous No.]

>Limited edition Gura Pizza-Infused Bath Water

[Anonymous No.]

>Eating pizza in the bath
>eating WET SOGGY pizza
???

[Anonymous No.]

>she ate it
This fucking mesugaki

[Anonymous No.]

I FUCKING knew she would eat the water pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>She ate it.
Gurachama....

[Anonymous No.]

UOHHH GURA BATH WATER PIZZA UOHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

THE PEPELONI
I TAKE IT OFF IN THE BATH

[Anonymous No.]

This is absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>Bath water pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>eating bath pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437019
I fucking miss this bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>It fell in the bath
>It went kasploosh
>I watched it
>I picked it up
>And I ate it

[Anonymous No.]

>Shark eats soapy soggy pizza

What the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436840
Always remember that everything is about sex. If a holo mentions her brother, it's a sex partner. If its a friend, it's a sex partner. If she seems happy, it means she had sex. If she is sad, she didnt have sex, but then she had double sex. If a holo is going to the toilet, shes actually going to have quick sex. If she went on a date with another holo, they actually went to have sex. If she fails on a puzzle in a game, its because she is having sex right now and is being distracted. Table smash? Not a fist but it's her hitting the table, because she's having sex. Did she oversleep a stream? Sex. She was having sex and couldnt stop. If she starts a guerilla stream it's because she's having sex right now, but wants to be risky with viewers. Whenever a holo takes a break, its not because shes tired. You know why she takes a break from streaming? To have SEX. Whenever a holo talks about her family, shes actually talking about her sex roleplay she had. The story of a journey with her mother or father? Sex roleplay. She actually had sex. Whenever she laughs, cries or sneezes, whenever she peko pekos or thanks someone during a collab, whenever she gets big numbers or is being bullied she's actually having SEX at that very moment. Not only that, but everything is actually a keyword for sex. Thanks for the aka supa = thank you for the sex
Im tired this week = im tired from the sex, but ill have more sex
Im planning a collab = Im planning to have sex
Oh sorry, that was just my family in the background = oh im having SEX right now
Thank you for all the support everyone = thanks for all the sex im having right now.
It all revolves around sex. All holos, every single one, have sex every day, every hour, every moment. Every single narrative, every single noise she lets out is because of sex. The sex she is having. All holos read these threads and theyre here right now. All while having sex. They keep having technical difficulties because they have so much sex, it fries electronics in their room. Theres so much sex happening in their room that the sex waves cause Youtube datacenter to malfunction. Every yab moment is because they cant stop having sex to think straight.

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly, I'd eat a Gura bathwater pizza too.

[Anonymous No.]

This is why I love Gura solo MC streams. It has funny zatsudans like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436840
I predict they'll both be unsure if the other is comfortable with being touched, so it'll be awkward and nothing will happen. Can't wait!

[Anonymous No.]

EATING GURA'S BATH WATER SEASONED PIZZA
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>Eating bathwater pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>Soggy pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436989
It's okay if in moderation anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436929
>>Cali an aspiring English Anime Dub VA
You know what i can't tell if that made up?

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

based

Gura is a real American

[Anonymous No.]

WTF GURA?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.]

GURA'S BATHWATER FLAVORED PIZZA
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>bathwater soaked pizza

That's fucking hot_______.

[Anonymous No.]

>Eating pizza submerged in bathwater full of your own filth
GURACHAMA?!??!?!?!?!?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>YOU WILL NEVER EAT GURA DIP PIZZA
Guys I'm not feeling so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436957
>1:47:57 Ninaninin Ah yes fish in the inventory
Might have commented elsewhere, that's just the first one I came across.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437037
I love her and her terrible habits

[Anonymous No.]

shark.....

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think I want a bath with Gura anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>The pizza dripped into the bath water, mixing with Gura’s cunny juices and her dirty scent
>AND SHE ATE IT

FUCK!!!!! uuuOOOOHHHHN

[Anonymous No.]

GURA BATHWATER

[Anonymous No.]

I want to eat soggy Gura bathwater pizza!

[Anonymous No.]

PEPELONI?

[Anonymous No.]

God imagine eating pizza soaked in loli bath water holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437020
why does Kiara have bigger tits than Mori

[Anonymous No.]

Gura that´s fucking nasty

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436678
Ah nice, I'd love some more drawing streams, I assume she laid off on them because of all the animation shit.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is wrong with this shark

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT TO EAT GURA BATHWATER FLAVORED PIZZA

[Anonymous No.]

>Pizza with Gura's bath water

Yum

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura sucks air through teeth
What's wrong with her?

[Anonymous No.]

id rather take a bath in a tub of grease rather than eat a bath water pizza

[Anonymous No.]

Would you eat that pizza?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436940
I completely forgot about him, he hasn't uploaded in ages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEP2utHYZ2s

[Anonymous No.]

ADD BATHWATER PIZZA TO THE LIST

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436813
i'm pretty close to a reliable workflow, but rescheduled streams are still a problem. tonight would have been a huge problem for my best design concept, because she never published the URL and started streaming way faster than anything i'd have been able to find without polling youtube.com so fast i'd get banned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436934
I do that pretty often.

[Anonymous No.]

Gooruh...

[Anonymous No.]

gross

[Anonymous No.]

Gurachama...

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura bathwater pizza
would you eat it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437087
Someone SC this to her.

[Anonymous No.]

thats fucking vile gura

[Anonymous No.]

She's a shark, of course she'll prefer to eat her food underwater.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, fes up. All you. You don't have to drop your names, and you definitely shouldn't. How powerful is fucking 300ips?
Are you involved in the vtuber community, and if so, what do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>that giggle

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436892
CMON MAN

[Anonymous No.]

HOW POOR WAS GURA! THIS IS THE KIND OF STUFF POOR PEOPLE DO!

t. poorfag

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck???

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436902
sorry everyone else for spoon feeding

matsuri is japanese for festival

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking new the story was going to go there and I still wasn’t ready

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT PIZZA DIPPED IN GURA'S BATH WATER
UOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE FUCKING DOINGNGG, why am I getting hard from hearing this

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436737
Deathcultist-san, please. Save it for Mori's next big yab.

[Anonymous No.]

i would kill to eat Gura's bathwater pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437020
Puffy chicken nipples

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437109
I would drink the water. All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you eat wet pizza without gagging? Wet bread products of any kind are disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>Soggy pizza
That's a crime to good cuisine

[Anonymous No.]

>>30435933
https://files.catbox.moe/z4yru0.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame special sauce is her saliva
>Gura special sauce is her bathwater

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436795
nah just searched vocaroo in the archives

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437109
I guarantee that Chumguts guy is already editing a soggy pizza picture

[Anonymous No.]

Gura about to sell gamer shark bath pizza

[Anonymous No.]

GUYS IT'S NOT WEIRD
ATLANTIS IS LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT ALL TIMES
THEY ONLY HAVE SOGGY PIZZA

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436831
I didn't see them, but it might be because of how new they are and have no memberships open yet.

[Anonymous No.]

VITALLY IMPORTANT QUESTION ANONS!!!

Would you eat soggy bathtub pizza of it was marinated with Gura's dirty bathwater?

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna drink Gura's pizza bathwater

[Anonymous No.]

This stream is great

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck this, I'm getting drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437080
Or the type who burn off the fat and not show it

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437123
I would pay for it, yes

[Anonymous No.]

Gura what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

La Gura Americana...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437109
In a fucking second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437123
absofuckinglutely

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436989
Well at the very least her RFA streams proved she's definitely not a fatty. Waaaay too much stamina and flexibility.

[Anonymous No.]

peeza in the bath water . . .
Gura . . . I kneel to you my liege.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437036
No, but thats just me
t. American

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437020
Kiara specifically requested this artist to draw this scene during the stream because she knew she was watching. God damn..

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437106
she aight white boy

[Anonymous No.]

would you eat gura's bathwater pizza?

[Anonymous No.]

>another stealing from ame stream
sigh...

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura will never ask you to explode

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436677
To answer the question you need to go back to her roommate's roommate's videos. She did play up as more of a character in her hime live streams sometimes, but over all she seems to be the same character across all three incarnations. Look up her other dead channel on youtube and watch the claw machine game video and compare it with polka's. They are 1 to 1 in voice and delivery. Now add to the fact that Kiara mentions that Polka seems to be in character all the time even off streams.

I let you be the judge of how genuine she is to her real personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437156
I'd eat a whole pie, and I fucking hate pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>pronounces borrow as boh-ruh
Is that a Canadian accent?

[Anonymous No.]

Pictured: Gura during bath time

[Anonymous No.]

This may be one of the weirdest fucking things a HoloEN girl has said yet, and there's an entire archive of weird shit each of them have said, especially Watson. I have never once heard of anybody eating pizza while taking a bath. That's absolutely vile.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't lie guys you'd eat gura bath water pizza and ask for seconds

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436824
i use atd to schedule a really gross shell script that runs:

youtube-dlc -q --write-thumbnail --write-description --hls-use-mpegts --no-part --cookies /path/to/my/exported/cookies.txt "(stream URL)"

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437122
>someone actually did it

[Anonymous No.]

UOHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437109
I would kill someone for that pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437093
Based

[Anonymous No.]

Would you eat Gura's bathwater pizza?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437066
away!

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura baits fan art constantly
>Talks about pizza in bath

Bros??

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436526
Thanks Gambit Goblina

[Anonymous No.]

>i feel good... i feel real good...
UOHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437109
Anyone that wouldn't eat Gura bathwater pizza doesn't belong in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop leaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437128
I'm involved with an indie. Nothing significant though. I just make their thumbnails and wake her the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>feels so good
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437109
absolutelyUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437122
>>30437196
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>you now realize there will be art created of Gura in the bath NAKED eating pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436882
I suppose, anyway here's a MEGA archive of that VOD if anyone prefers that

https://mega.nz/file/rPRlGCQZ#LHs5CQDaTCV9sMHGzOH0QsvZId3PKutxg98D-z17gMQ

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura bathwater pizza
you absolute madlad

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437174
I love how upfront Kiara is

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437128
Anon outside of major events and holidays I have never seen threads so fast they consistently hit post limit without getting bumped off the board. The sustained power here is unprecedented.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437192
but can this still compete with marine and the butt thing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437157
of course theres a relevant image

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437109
I bet it would go really well with some Amelia nugget sauce

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436934
Sugar and coffee is disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama is taking notes right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437208
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437200
I can't believe she did that. Fucking disgusting...
Yes I would without thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

she wouldn't say what kind of pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437128
I haven't debuted yet, but when I do /jp/ will be arguing over whether or not I'm here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437178
I'm a chumbud but fuck no.

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly I'd probably do the same as Gura, I don't want to waste pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>vegan pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>vegan bathwater pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437232
HAYAI!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437191
how did you find this

[Anonymous No.]

>GURA IS FAT NARRATIVE
LET'S FUCKING G-UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>vegan pizza
Jesas I'm more disgusted with this than soapy pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437232
based

[Anonymous No.]

>It tasted like pizza with a little bit of uh..

OF CUNNY JUICE??? FUCK!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>Bathwater pizza

[Anonymous No.]

?????????

[Anonymous No.]

>Vegan pizza

Amerian I fucking swear...

[Anonymous No.]

>vegan meatlovers pizza

[Anonymous No.]

Another story, chumbuds...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437232
h-hayai!

[Anonymous No.]

>It was a VEGAN pizza
>It was a vegan MEATLOVER'S pizza
This shit just keeps getting weirder

[Anonymous No.]

I live in a country that mainly uses showers instead of bathtubs so I'm not really familiar with them, but wouldn't the bathwater pizza have soap in it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437223
>>30437019

[Anonymous No.]

Gura that's not how it fucking works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437101
something.. something.. native american legend

[Anonymous No.]

>vegan meatlover pizza
Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>Vegan meatlovers
????

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS A VEGAN MEAT LOVER

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437237
anonchama?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437232
h-hayai

[Anonymous No.]

Bros, can vegans eat meat?

[Anonymous No.]

>vegan meatlovers bathwater pizza
Gura why

[Anonymous No.]

>vegan pepeloni

[Anonymous No.]

Don't fucking lie, you faggots. You would absolutely eat her soggy bathwater soaked pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437208
>it's a Melt-fag
I am shocked, I tell you, shocked.

[Anonymous No.]

ah, the peppeloni

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437232
Jesus, nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437237
Vegan MEATLOVERS pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>vegan meatlovers pizza

[Anonymous No.]

Ah, the vegan pepeloni!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437128
300 ips every hour of the day * 1:10 to 1:20 lurkers, anon. There are unironically millions of people who visit these threads over the course of a month. We run this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>Vegan meatlovers bathwater pizza
GURACHAMA?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437232
sasuga

[Anonymous No.]

The most disgusting part of this story is that Gura eats vegan pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>you'll never french kiss Gura after she ate a bath pizza

[Anonymous No.]

Which Holo will be the first to turn an ASMR stream into a surprise NTR stream?
https://twitter.com/LunarAmiya/status/1336479869878882307?s=19

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437145
it was a vegan pizza, getting it wet probably improved the texture

[Anonymous No.]

>vegan meatlover's bathwater pizza

[Anonymous No.]

OH NO NO NO DOMINO'S BROS

[Anonymous No.]

>Vegan meatlover pizza
Samechama

[Anonymous No.]

Guras vegan pepeloni bathwater pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>vegan pepeloni

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437232
Based

[Anonymous No.]

How did Gooruh fix MC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437232
How're you this fast?

[Anonymous No.]

This girl.... I fucking love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437109
Realistically speak, probably yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437208
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437281
Why is that shocking?

[Anonymous No.]

>gura is not vegan
>ordered a vegan meatlover pizza just because it's so weird she wanted to try it
I fucking love this shark.

[Anonymous No.]

>vegan cheese meatlovers pizza
>that she was eating in the bath
>that fell in the bath
>that she ate anyway
wtf am I listening to
how do I find a gf like this

[Anonymous No.]

This story is getting a bit more off every passing minute...

[Anonymous No.]

>Vegan meat lover's pizza
Wanna tell me how that EVEN FUCKING WORKS

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is doxxing herself..

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437109
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Here’s my narrative, judge it my fellow rrats.

Gura loves to bait fan art, like feet for example. She is suing this bath water story to get fan art of her sitting naked in a bathtub

[Anonymous No.]

she's just making this up as she goes along

[Anonymous No.]

>vegan food

[Anonymous No.]

Vegan meatlover's pizza... do americans really?

[Anonymous No.]

>vegan meatlovers
whats the fucking point

[Anonymous No.]

>Vegan Meatlovers Bathwater Pizza
?????????

[Anonymous No.]

VEGAN MEATLOVERS
Seriously wtf is wrong with this retard?????

[Anonymous No.]

>Vegan meat lovers

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437232
HAYAI!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437109
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone who wouldn't soak in a hot bath and eat pizza is a complete niggerfaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

why is she like this just have a normal diet for fucks sake

[Anonymous No.]

You know the pepeloni ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437232
denkyu denkyu

[Anonymous No.]

DaVinci's Pizza? The fuck, is she in my town?

Seattle bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437232
You need to revise this to be Vegan Meatlovers

[Anonymous No.]

>vegan pizza
why did she stop eating vegan again? wasn't good for her health or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436934
>>30437117
Holy fuck I'm doing that tomorrow. Is it good?

[Anonymous No.]

she unironically needs to go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436950
ポルカ終わるよ

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437232
Nice RTA. Did you clock your time?

[Anonymous No.]

>Vegan meat lovers pizza
That sounds made up

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437273
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437216
She even baited it out
>There wasn't any soap or anything!
>Just the water!
>And me~

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437148
fake and gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437208
>FGO youtuber I follow
Huh I didn't see this coming. Well Meltlilith is his waifu so he must have a thing for flat chests.

[Anonymous No.]

THE VEGAN PEPELONI

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437006
Instant hot chocolate mix, pretty common in America

[Anonymous No.]

>soggy vegan pizza

i don't want to hear more pizza stories..

[Anonymous No.]

Did Ame find out what her PC problem was, if so, did she share what the issue was?
I'm a bit curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437325
yada yada she knows exactly what she's doing yada

[Anonymous No.]

Her retarded water pizza story and the increasing levels of weirdness remind me a lot of the pizzas in odd places pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

It's the Pizza for you and me

[Anonymous No.]

UUUOOOOOOOOOHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>Complain about how Gura was only doing collabs on multiple days and skipping solo streams unlike some of her genmates in the thread yesterday
>She does a gorilla minecraft stream as soon as the week starts

S....shes here?

[Anonymous No.]

What does Gamer Girl Gura bath water taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE THIS RETARDED SHARK

[Anonymous No.]

Vegan pepeloni cheese pan pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437324
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437220
Considering the artist is Mamaloni, they most likely would have drawn even if Kiara didn't ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437290
https://files.catbox.moe/8i6n32.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Ah yes, the Vegan Pepeloni but without the pepeloni! She orders it with the pepeloni but she picks this up! AWAY!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Vegans stop eating meat not because they don't like the taste of meat .
t.Vegetarian

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437232
I missed you coupon-anon. Good to see you got some inspiration back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437109
I'd kill a hundred men for it, maybe more

[Anonymous No.]

Soggy Gura Bathwater Vegan Meatlover Pizza UUUUUOOOOOHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>Allergic to regular pizza
>Have to get dumb vegan pizza
>Eat the meatlover's a lot
I feel so close to her bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437342
Can't be picky if you're poor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437364
GPU busted

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437342
She literally just eats random shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437286
Away!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437350
it exists....but no idea why

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437273
Ina taking the initiative and Ame being all flustered is a good dynamic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437368
At this point they are all here...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437109
there's nothing i'd rather eat than gura's bathwater pizza, anon. nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437208
that meme has a kym page

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436678
>>30436735
>>30437104
In her past life she loved drawing big tiddies

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437232
Coupon-anon you're alive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437360
No wonder i never seen that because i'm no there

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437273
I love you InAme poster

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe she likes the vegan pizza without the vegetables then she eats the pan pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437368
>Random anon called her schedule drop perfectly
>She addressed the shart narrative

Bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437380
This bothers me, so here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437262
No, because you normally take a shower before the bath. So no soap. Unless you want to have a bubble bath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437380

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437232
her bangs look like they spell "CUTE"

[Anonymous No.]

Declining

[Anonymous No.]

There are people here who would unironically not eat pizza dipped in guras bathwater.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437232
THAT WAS FAST

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437287
>300 autistic screamers decide the fate of the much larger community.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437273
yabai indeed. Go on

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437344
It's pretty chocolatey, so yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437324
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437178
I might if there was no soap. In fact I probably would

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437273
My priestess, my detective...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura... You dig a hole and you put tnt in that hole...

[Anonymous No.]

oh right she doesn't eat dairy now it makes sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437364
GPU is dead, probably happened during shipping since the company tested it.

[Anonymous No.]

>That is indeed a hole
UOOOOH THE PIZZA TOUCHED HER HOLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437366
>Gura has a pizza shelf

[Anonymous No.]

I'm afraid she's going to burn her house down with that flint

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437364
GPU is fried

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437390
good to know cover takes 100% of their talents' SC

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437342
People respond differently to Vegan diets; some get good results, others feel like shit during it.
Also depends on how much supplementation you're doing to get your other essential nutrients

[Anonymous No.]

Gura bathwater pizza... uoooh

[Anonymous No.]

We could actually get Gura pizza bath water, remember, she's friends with Belle Delphine

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437441
Wasn't it a 3080? That fucking blows if it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437421
yes this thread works as a high-volume anonymous influencer

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437273
AMESAME IS FUCKING OVER

[Anonymous No.]

>It's real

[Anonymous No.]

is it still vegan if its a bathwater pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437410

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437418
Of course i would eat that pizz..
>Vegan shit
Nope.. pass

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437273
>you will never be forcefully taken by a nude Ina

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437294
>Your Oshi
>What you'd do if she did an NTR stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437384
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437367
Gurame Pizza Delivery watchalong when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437377
And now she lives off McDonald's burgers. Weird how time can change people

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437232
Basado

[Anonymous No.]

Ummm touhoubros???

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437368
>>30437398
>>30437407
She dropped her future plans for karaoke and asmr earlier

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437273
Why do chinks love these two so much

[Anonymous No.]

CHEEEEKIBREEEEKI

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437273
sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

Cyka

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437313
His oshi is a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437421
Only the prevalent rrats, the ones that stick, matter. J*y lost steam because literally no one that mattered did anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437262
Most Americans shower, bathtubs are just for relaxing, she said no soap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437449
Who would be sent to jail

[Anonymous No.]

NOT THE RUSSIANS GURA

[Anonymous No.]

>hate gura on debut
>become full schizo because she hit 1mil first
>watch ring fit stream
>all i want to do is lick the sharks thighs and fuck her
>now can't stop watching
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>gamer girl pizza bath water
The b*ll* d*lphin* arc comes to a conclusion

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437321
Basically while vegans and vegetarians want to feel morally superior by not eating meat, only the most truly insane of them don't acknowledge that meat fucking rocks and tastes good. So there's an entire industry of fake meat made out of plants and other ingredients in order to act as a pale imitiation of the true glory of meat. They put a bunch of this fake meat on top of a pizza along with cheese made from onions or nuts or some shit and call it a Vegan Meat Lover's Pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437221
To be fair that's partially because /jp/'s other activity is so low.

[Anonymous No.]

How was the A Way Out stream? Was it anywhere near as kino as Gura and Ame's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437457
Of course it's real... you ever walk into a whole foods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437356
You're not wrong...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437343
They any good? I usually go for Zeke's if it's available.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura gonna say cyka blat!?

[Anonymous No.]

She was this close to saying blyat

[Anonymous No.]

No cyka blyat gura?

[Anonymous No.]

going after our boy huh
https://twitter.com/pavoliareine/status/1336535944334254085

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437401
Well she has to relate to her characters somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

RUSSIANS BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437273
Imagine the suction marks that will be left after the deed's done

[Anonymous No.]

bros HoloRU when
i don't even speak russian, I just want girls to get vodka and shout on csgo

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437470
Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>Literally pepeloni without da pepeloni

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437486
I'm way more okay with the russians than with the SEAniggers and spics

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437494
A different kind of kino. Worth checking out.

[Anonymous No.]

Russian bros btfo

[Anonymous No.]

GURAAAA STOP JUMPING ON TILLED SOIL AAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437414
Good. Just a few more months and only the true chumbuds will remain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437504
That mean "Fucking bitch" right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437419
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437494

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437495
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437465
Ame
Live execution of NTRfags

[Anonymous No.]

When do we get a peanut butter burger pic but with soggy bathwater pizza instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437475
Thematic overlap. Detective + the eldritch horror she is investigating, but the EH is a cute girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437457
Ah, the planet pepeloni

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437353
she master baited

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437492
I can understand wanting to be cruelty free but you shouldn't talk about it because no one gives a fuck about what you're eating.

[Anonymous No.]

Peesa peeza

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437470
>That random Kaguya

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437475
twitter handle in the filename

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437470
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

I like Russians, I'm glad I can call them allies when it comes to loving Gura

[Anonymous No.]

JWU, how were Ina's, Ame's and Amesame's streams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437457
Of course it is, Things like BeyondMeat and Impossible foods exist, some people don't want to eat meat and is not because of the taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437288
It is so all the richness of the cunny gets preserved with the hint of vegetables inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437482
Sakura is kirei

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437414
Youtube bug retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437540
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437443
No, as in she stopped because she was poor before this, anonchama.

[Anonymous No.]

>superchat comes by
>"Gura is a shark so the entire ocean is her bathwater"
WHO HERE GOING TO THE BEACH

[Anonymous No.]

>chumbuds will defend vegan pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437483
the whole bbc tranny thing pretty much ended that rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437449
So fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437325
>"That's the only reason I started the stream guys. To tell my pizza bathwater story."
she just said this, kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437421
the JPs lurk 5ch so why wouldn't the ENs keep tabs on this mongolian basket weaving thread? Especially when this place is leaked to secondary sites after only MINUTES of any noteworthy narratives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437457
>Planet pepperoni
So we're eating planets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437514
Volcanogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437470
holy cringe, kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437468
Considering how she talked on stream about feeling faint just getting out of bed sometimes, I wouldn't be surprised if it was for health reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get grossed out too easily but for some reason this bath water pizza story makes me want to fucking vomit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437499
They're okay but I would go for Zekes over them just sayian

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437527
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437543
Meant for
>>30437479

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437465
Mori
Pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437465
>Ina
>Kill myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437449
That's nice

[Anonymous No.]

Sharkitect

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437342
>wasn't good for her health or something?
Almost certainly, given other stories she's told about her health.

[Anonymous No.]

For me? It's Dr. Oetkers

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura can pick up accents and language pronunciation perfectly
>she still only knows English
I hope she actually bothers to learn something someday because she has the talent to learn well. Yes I saw the duolingo clip, she obviously doesn't actually speak Swedish or French.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437503
>Mori collab ends up being only way to force Reine to speak english for entire stream
Our boy does it again

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437387
Dip it in some bathwater next

[Anonymous No.]

>people ITT thinking bath tube is only for cleaning
plebs

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437562
vegan pizza is alright, I don't know why people get all weird about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437294
She's been doing it for months, you're exposing yourself Amiya

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437562
i want to believe they aren't mentally stunted troglodytes

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437565
She’s a degen, but cute and funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437414
Why the fuck would you expect a gorilla stream that she had to restart to have the usual numbers though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437465
Ina
Kill myself

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw gura bgm

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437562
leave her alone, she said she didn't know why she bought it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437548
>Ina's
Sad tako/10
>Ame's
Down Ame/10
>Amesame
One more game/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437548
i only really watched APEX which felt more like a zatsudan with FPS gameplay behind it but they seemed to be enjoying each others company

from what others were saying, ina's stream was very comfy

[Anonymous No.]

which one of you?

[Anonymous No.]

>Watching Sword SC reading
Wow, she is better than Zombie and Turkey....

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437465
>Gura
>Masturbate furiously

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437548
>couldn't watch Ina's stream, was stuck in a meeting
>Ame was kinda bummed because the wagies scuffed and broke her new rig
>her mood improved after playing with Gura and potentially getting banned from Apex for collusion

[Anonymous No.]

it looks like a vagina gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437576
you're imagining that it's your own bathwater, and not gura's

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437588
From the top rope!
They make a good mozzarella

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437465
Haachama
I'm a suffering, thinking man

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437465
Gura
My reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437470
absolutely awful

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437608
>Sad tako
Oh no wah happen?

[Anonymous No.]

Good to hear Russians are on the shark side

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437592
Maybe I will. Maybe I'll pretend it's Gura's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437492
I'm not even a vegetarian and I think most meat tastes fucking gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437605
my IQ is dropping by the second

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436533
TMT

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437470
this really hits like some /bant/ hypernationalism shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437548
Like ina? Watch her stream it's top grade ina material

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437465
Gura
I'd stop watching holo

[Anonymous No.]

KURISIMASU
KARAOKE

[Anonymous No.]

>CHRISTMAS KARAOKE

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437548
Ina's was really good, even if the game she was playing was kind of eh (tons of plot holes for starters, even Ina noticed one)

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437465
Kiara
Crack one off if it's with another Holo

[Anonymous No.]

CHRISTMAS KARAOKE CONFIRMED!

[Anonymous No.]

CHRISTMANS KARAOKE CONFIRMED LETS GOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437637
AWAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437465
Ina
I don't know what that is

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437589
Shark was born with natural talent but is too shark brained to take advantage of it. I doubt she'll ever even follow through on her JP reps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437564
5ch coming in clutch with counter-rrats. You love to see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437414
>30k view
>10k likes
yep, still bug, there is no way gura have more than 12k viewer

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437488
UUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

CHRISTMAS KARAOKE
>CHRISTMAS KARAOKE
CHRISTMAS KARAOKE
>CHRISTMAS KARAOKE
CHRISTMAS KARAOKE
>CHRISTMAS KARAOKE
CHRISTMAS KARAOKE
>CHRISTMAS KARAOKE
CHRISTMAS KARAOKE
>CHRISTMAS KARAOKE

[Anonymous No.]

>Christmas karaoke coming

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437470
CLAP CLAP

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437465
Kiara
Given there's a high probability it would involve another woman .... Enjoy it immensely

[Anonymous No.]

CHRISTMAS KARAOKE

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437414
It's a guerilla stream + everyone is on the decline because of the bug. Pretty good for a late night guerilla anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437637
making some gura pizza!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437654
This is the first pepeloni reference that made me laugh out loud. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437494
gurame was a modern day cozy stream. takamori has the energy of a 2013 co-op playthrough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437026
Not with a proper foundation they don't. Unless the soil is absolute shit, you can build a strong house/building/structure anywhere. But that makes construction expensive, which is why people don't normally do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437414
Embarrassing. Last night pekora got 40k even without moona

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437465
Gura
Watch Ina instead

[Anonymous No.]

Gura how the FUCK is Joy to the World a Christmas song

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437618
You have good taste and are not a zashu.

[Anonymous No.]

>Jerimiah was a bullfrog
Boomershark...

[Anonymous No.]

Shork brain...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437623
I like their mushroom one the best
>From the top rope!
Your coupon, anon chama

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437655
She invites her boyfriend to the stream and has chat listen to them having sex.

[Anonymous No.]

I love this shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437527
I swear I saw someone make this same post here word for word, is Walfie dare I say... here?

[Anonymous No.]

The ultimate boomer anthem...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437470
now THIS is podracing

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437449
hayai!
why is bloop in a bubble is he's already in the water?

[Anonymous No.]

>an anon hours earlier confirmed Christmas karaoke

Did anyone see that post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437465
Mori
stop watching holos and go full /r9k/ mode i'd assume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436950
Oru Yo!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437656
Nah, she will, the pressure is there daily for her to do her reps now.

[Anonymous No.]

GURA PICKED MY SONG SUGGESTION FROM THE MEMBERS DISCUSSION

[Anonymous No.]

Wait I thought Christians don't celebrate Christmas

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/ZjIQZ8BfRok
What's happenin with clowny today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437574
Her current diet doesn't seem as healthy though. But I'm no nutritionist so I wouldn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437350

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437671
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437526
Nacho mom is a good cunnycrafter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437577
>tfw I live outside the city and only ever get Zeke's when my friends are hosting shit
>tfw pandemic means my friends are never hosting shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437694
Or an anon saw the post and copied it word for word thinking nobody would notice

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437628
Edith Finch is a sad walking sim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437628
Only heard this secondhand but, Edith Finch can be surprisingly good at pulling your heartstrings especially if you're close to your family like Ina is

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437562
I had a vegan mcrib once, it was alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437618
Even with her terrible setup nerf, she's actually pretty comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437676

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437716
I eat that!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437556
There's no way it's still bugged. That would imply Gura "really" has >60k viewers. Which is not fucking true

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437628
lewis...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437605
It's very comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437565
i was so happy to hear that. i think she's finally figuring out that we're here to hear her talk first, and only to watch some game second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437668
>>30437650
>Kiarafags are cucks
KFP...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437457
is america even real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437678
>Gura how the FUCK is Joy to the World a Christmas song
Its literally about the birth of Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>It's from the 70's or something
Oh boy, there goes the "boomer xD" spam again

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437706
...IT'S THEIR FUCKING RELIGIOUS HOLIDAY, OF COURSE THEY FUCKING CELEBRATE IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437670
>40k Peko Minecraft
Yeah something is afoot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437676
Peko declining... she used to get 50k solo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437618
She's really good, but your enjoyment of her is going to be highly dependent on how much you can appreciate her /jp/core tastes in games and anime. There were more than a few people in the thread who were annoyed that she spent so much time talking about Fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437678
Christians would tell you it is

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized Joseph posting died for good
UUUOOOHHHH cunny flavoured pizza

[Anonymous No.]

CHRISTMAS KARAOKE DECEMBER 19
>CHRISTMAS KARAOKE DECEMBER 19
CHRISTMAS KARAOKE DECEMBER 19
>CHRISTMAS KARAOKE DECEMBER 19
CHRISTMAS KARAOKE DECEMBER 19
>CHRISTMAS KARAOKE DECEMBER 19
CHRISTMAS KARAOKE DECEMBER 19
>CHRISTMAS KARAOKE DECEMBER 19

[Anonymous No.]

Gimmie,gimme Jay love
Gimme, gimme Jay love
Gimme, gimme Jay love
Gimme, gimme Jay love when he's gone
When he's gone
Gimme, gimme Jay love
Gimme, gimme Jay love
Gimme, gimme Jay love
Gimme, gimme Jay love when he's gone
When he's gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437721
Most likely this, yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437733
Her bug wasn’t that big, it bugged out 3k viewers when it started after pre-chat ended, that means it’s around 34-35k which seems reasonable

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437706
The fuck is this sentence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437743
She's Christian

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437743
But it's about a bullfrog who drinks wine

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437722
and probably the best in its genre at that

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437743
Gura was talking about this Joy to the world
https://youtu.be/7dMIMJqDq0s

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437733
Gura usually gets 60k viewers for minecraft streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437716
>Meatless meat lover's
If it's meatless, then it's not a meatlovers

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437704
Nice suggestion anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437686
Do you have enough swords, king of chokers

[Anonymous No.]

Do any holos like sonic?
Which one would most likely play a sonic game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437465
Mori
I unironically have NTR fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437741
Like boss like employee

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437691
how is that ntr

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437756
>I just realized Joseph posting died for good
Wait, what happened

[Anonymous No.]

>Can't eat pizza because I've been on keto for months
>Everyone's talking about eating delicious pizza
Fuck the vegan trend where's my no-carb pizza?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437674
Florida is sink hole territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437706
i'm not even gonna call you chama you're just retarded

[Anonymous No.]

http://poal.me/f7xo4c
http://poal.me/f7xo4c
http://poal.me/f7xo4c
http://poal.me/f7xo4c
Show me your refined dedicated taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437574
she's probably just anemic a lot of girls are can't think of any other reason she could pass out so easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437457
>Non-GMO
To the trash this goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437694
here, you do the work of comparing the timestamps
>>30423913

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437347
pol...

[Anonymous No.]

>Billion dollar company
>Can't even have a functional live viewer counter

This shit sucks being a fucking numberfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437716
>>30437742
I've eaten this. It was shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437742
What the fuck is it even made out of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437465
>Mori
>pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437778
do doxxbraps really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437749
Bro, i'm full weeb VNfag, imagine if she plays ToToNo

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437784
Ame go to bed, you wouldn't understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437706
This has to be bait of some fashion

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437781
Mori and she absolutely knows all of Shadow's lines

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cookies would sell to the moon

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437457
>>30437742
Don't knock it until you try it.
I'm not vegan but I eat tons of different vegan foods due to health reasons and they taste good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437706
Are you actually retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437742
No...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437807
mushrooms and nuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437670
ah yes, the famous bug that only affects gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437771
>>30437716
They really should just call it a Meathater's Pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437784
Gotta look elsewhere for the dream of vTuber sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436878
SHE'S definitely here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437788
He shined too brightly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437706
here's your (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437465
Kiara
If it's a fellow KFP bro I would cry tears of joy for the guy. If not, I dont know...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437706
>Christ-ians
>Christ-mas
Did you think that was a coincidence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437700
you can call it a leak if the rest of the info is true. it's a lot more specific than what she said.
>>30433972

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437807
cardboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437414
Hololive is finished. Back to watching Twitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437781
My broke ass would drop akas for whoever plays SA2B no cap

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437741
its on the contract anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437470
Am I a faggot for actually laughing at this? This is straight-up from this cesspit but mockingly mimicks the reddit format. I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436930
Best value for the buck compared with any other holo. Just the ASMR alone is worth it. And you don't really need to understand any Japanese to enjoy the ASMR. Although some basic knowledge of Japanese phrases might give you that omg I cna't sleep now feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437742
>Haha dumb americans eating meat
>Haha dumb americans not eating meat
WHAT DO YOU FUCKING PEOPLE WANT FROM US
AAAAHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437628
The whole family won so many Darwin awards

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437775
I'm not a hardcore Fatefag but this is REALLY cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437618
She definitely showed her strengths in that stream. Shame she won't be able to fully utilize it to it's fullest because permission bullshit will prevent her from streaming gacha. I could see her easily doing something like FBK's solo radio show once she starts getting more support; just her being a dork about weeb shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437789
make a parmesan cheese based crust. shits good

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437836
Fair enough anon, thank you for going back and finding it

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437823
No I said it affected Peko too because her solo minecrafts were much higher prebug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437781
Has Mori talked about Sonic at all? I feel like she'd be the most likely to play the Adventure games.
A Shadow the Hedgehog playthrough with Mori would be peak cringekino

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437503
Weren't people speculating she was an 'old fan' of Mori because she said she'd 'always been a fan' of her music considering her relatively short career

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437788
It had a decline and stopped being funny after some fag blabbed by tweeting to him, so it died naturally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437788
Someone breached containment and the joke died

[Anonymous No.]

Which holo will be playing cyberpunk this Thursday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437706
you are from the amazon or what

[Anonymous No.]

who has the best holo EN feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>people claim there is a youtube bug
>it was actually just youtube artificially inflating its stream numbers to make it look bigger and compete with other streaming platforms
>some pajeet fucked up and now they can't fix the inflation so we're seeing the real numbers

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437830
>If it's a fellow KFP bro I would cry tears of joy for the guy
What if it was the anti that's behind every Kiara rrat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437846
Who cares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437741
>His oshi isn't a lesbian

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437826
Wow, ok unsubbed, not shilling anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, Joergen still doesn't have his own paddock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437826
KANA YOU BITCH STOP TRYING TO LEECH OFF OF MY DAUGHTERWIFE

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437816

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437846
There is literally no point. The US lives rent free in the entire world's head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437836
she just said it wont be on christmas...........

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437788
it peaked at the gurenn lagann OC, but then Joseph saw it and the meme died swiftly after

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437618
Her "hmmmhh" makes my sword hardddd

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437817
I've had some good vegan "chicken" and "beef" patties that tasted really close to the real thing. vegan pizza crust will never not taste like cardboard to me though

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437781
Pretty sure Korone will play the classic games

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437826
>ITS REAL

[Anonymous No.]

Did Gura find out Mori cut down her tree?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437870
Juicy rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437770
this one was unscheduled, and it's her second stream of the attempt, on a URL that she never tweeted. i'd have no trouble believing her viewers are down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437770
Uh, no. It's usually in the mid 40s

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, i'm madly in love with Ollie. as soon as i heard her cute voice and laugh i was hooked, her crazy personality which is supposed to be off-putting to me is strangely attractive when it applies to Ollie. I want to hear more of her in fact i am madly addicted to Ollie. i cannot stop having dreams about driving out to the beach with Ollie, having a picnic under a tree and taking her to the movies. I wake up in the middle of the night sweating. i imagine her skin is extremely soft as she constantly uses lotion to keep it from getting crusty.... even if she's Cold and wet and dirty, she looks mighty purdy...

I keep thinking about my Corpse Oshi... i'm going crazy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437815
>>30437858
I would love to hear her sing sonic songs

[Anonymous No.]

Where is the tweet for Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437742
>>30437457
The no one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437593
>dalton trumbo
>warpedorangemanface.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437618
My narrative is that Risu saw the threads complaining about her only speaking Indo and advised her to use more English and JP.

[Anonymous No.]

Mazda3 hatchback premium trim is looking good. 2019 used with low miles is around $22k USD. The only thing that worries me is the ride quality. I'm coming from 2005 Celica so I want something that has a comfy ride. Someone mentioned the Hyundai Veloster N is a pretty fun hot hatch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437873
I hate that I know you as a regular poster now and agree with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437742
I'm not sure if that is pepeloni...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437706
Dayum, what kinda stupid are you?

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit, she called minecraft autists wizards. 30 y.o. Virgins btfo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437882
Imagine flipping the plate in her hand

[Anonymous No.]

I just woke up, how much progress has Gura made in Minecraft?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437867
Obviously Gura, but Ina is a pretty good contender.

[Anonymous No.]

>minecraft wizards
JUST CALL THEM WHAT THEY ARE
AUTISTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437743
Gura was talking about the boomer song

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437769
>>30437766
TIL the bullfrog song wasn't called "jeremiah was a bullfrog"

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437826
Unsubbed, I played along with the sister thing but not anymore. Fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437873
>He unironically buys into yuri pandering

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437826
Kind of crinch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437846
Haha dumb americans

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436340

[Anonymous No.]

These JPbros are alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437826
If people actually believe those two are the same person they seriously need to get their ears checked

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437905
Same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437826
who do you think shills her streams here?

[Anonymous No.]

>the BGM
fuck.. my blain is meltying guys yamete kudastop...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437905
Take this
https://streamable.com/f61j5u

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437905
She has a necromancer boyfriend anon....

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437865
None. It's too broken to play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437851
I hope she can get just as obsessed about new things

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437873
More like oishii

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437905
cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437865
Korone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437846
Haha dumb americans.
t. american

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437906
They made a fucking press release.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437802
Well at least YT sort of makes money now so Google can't use the excuse anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437749
I barely even know what Fate is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437775
Unlimited cunny works

[Anonymous No.]

why are there so many more russians lately. I know one of you speaks vodka, explain!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437890
I'm more of a texture-based taster so a lack of taste isn't really an issue for me but I can see how it could be for others.

[Anonymous No.]

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437906
Not JP = irrelevant

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437823
Are you blind? Almost all Holos are affected.

[Anonymous No.]

IM SO STUPID I WAS WATCHING THE CREEPER FARM VOD INSTEAD OF THE ACTUAL STREAM NO WONDER I KEPT GETTING DEJA VU

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437913
Who in the fuck wants to appeal ID public when 95% of your chat it''s on EN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437846
please andastand third worlders need to feel superior somehow

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437865
None since Ame's computer is busted and she's the only one who's scheduled it

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437922
>tfw a 30 year old autistic virgin that never got into Minecraft
where did this meme come from

[Anonymous No.]

bros wtf what if the horse dies

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437943
God tier pun

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437846
>yuros
>SA spics
>SEAniggers
Implying you should give two fucks about any of them. Daily reminder eating pizza in a bath is king shit and most of them probably don't even have own one due to the size. Showers only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437871
I would cry tears of despair and my heart would shatter a million pieces..

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437788
Josephposting peaked with the TTGL edit. It can only go downhill from here so it's best to put an end to it while it's still at its high.

[Anonymous No.]

You got yer ticket to Holofest 2nd?

Imagine if you did

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437906
Anon, 1 million is a consolation prize now. The top three spots are already taken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437950
>The really throaty laughs she does sometimes
I want to be friends with Ollie

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437871
Ill travel to Japan and blow his head off

[Anonymous No.]

>Moona has her Buba
>He is more annoying than the original
BUBA

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437950
Thanks I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit.. when Gura mentioned 2nd fes, the chat just went "2nd gen?" "what's that?" "is it free on youtube". Jesas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437858
By the sound of things she was a playstation kid, so probably nothing before heroes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437983
>what if the horse dies
I guess it would die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437980
better wait for any potentials yabaio in the game and bugs to be patched

[Anonymous No.]

>did you get your tickets?
Gura stop telling people to contract the virus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437974
anonchama....

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437905
>

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437846
Why are you arguing with people who live in mud huts, this is an American website. Its our website, 3rd worlders can get fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437926
what? oh, i guess you're right. she is playing minecraft. i was listening to her talk.

[Anonymous No.]

So many membered chumbuddies don't know about hololive 2nd fes. I bet these people only know Gura and Amelia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437826
>based and blackpilled
crinch and unsubbed

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437846
Thirdworlders let us live rent free in their heads (not like it would cost much with their useless currencies)

[Anonymous No.]

>tennis ball is still there
Ame has accepted that it's a tennis racket now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438004
Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437826
Is she talking about how people here were saying her past life was Sk*ttycat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437945
it's an early rrat that stuck because no one listened to either girl
>>30437991
don't they cost money

[Anonymous No.]

Mouth cunny T o T

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437940
Thank you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437981
>never got into Minecraft
What about Terraria?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437826
>"gura onegai... your sister is streaming..." poster is actually Kana herself
How did I not see this coming

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437999
It's not a dog on moona stream....

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437816
>>30437882
Don't mind if I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437974
you're falling for the time loop hard anonchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437950
auuhhh.... her cute cackling brings peace to my tormented soul.... oh how i love this corpse...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437999
EN Buba x ID Buba collab when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437905
Based zomrade

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437968
Gura has happily recognised Russians multiple times in the last few weeks, she's tried to say their greetings and various words. The same thing would happen with spics if she said spanish words

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438015
Unfortunately most of the people that watch HoloEN don't even know about the rest of the Holo's
>Sora? Who's that?

[Anonymous No.]

Where does the gura boomer meme come from? She's 22.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437926
What's progress? She's talking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438015
>I bet these people only know Gura and Amelia.
More like they only know Gura. This is why she's the most popular after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438038
was kind of boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437926
Idk I watch for her amazing voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438002
The perks of being an mpvfag

[Anonymous No.]

Narrativebros, why does Moona have a baby crying on stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438028
Is she though? I'll watch her streams if she's really Skits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438054
from zoomers

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437788
>>30437756
what am I supposed to do with my jospeh pics? just delete them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437974
retardchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437716
>plant based
no thanks, i don't want to become a woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437873
Still don't believe this rrat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437936
Miko hates men even more than Kiara but because she's a cute JP no one minds it

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438015
Yeah, also HERfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438067
MILF

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437976
Reine...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437950
NECROMANCY ISN'T REAL
UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438067
She pooped a baby from all the burgers she ate.

[Anonymous No.]

>reorganize my sh-- stuff
IT'S H

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437967
if you enjoy it, all the more power to you, especially if you are eating it for health reasons

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436950
https://files.catbox.moe/48o9s3.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437926
Progress in what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437905
After much deliberation I've decided that the zombie is very good and I love her, I'm going to marry her. I will become the leader of Holostars EN and bring her to the US where I will get her a green card and we will perform Bob Fosse and Gwen Verdon dance routines and kiss under a flickering streetlamp in the rain while confessing that for years we've been fantasizing about being together. She'll grab onto my chest and say "I'm just cold right now." and I'll make a joke by starting to recite a standard wedding vows speech but she'll join in and about halfway through we'll be earnestly saying our vows to eachother. This will culminate in the Zoombie saying "I do" and I'll awkwardly hug her really right and say "I do too." The scene will end with a highly chroeographed dance routine set to the song Cut To The Feeling by Carly Rae Jepsen. Multiple background dancers on bicycles with light up wheels and calculated rain with strobe lights to freeze the droplets midair will be involved. The final move will be Ollie jumping into my arms from a death spiral position and we'll kiss as the stage lights go down. The stagehands will try to separate us behind the curtain during a set change but we'll be so in love that our lips will be locked for at least a few minutes, this will force the crew to call a brief intermission and begin thanking supachats while they prepare the next setpieces and give us our time together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437800
She posted that like several hours earlier so she's not here

[Anonymous No.]

>Likes Huskies
God I love those good bois like you wouldn't believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437906
Isn't Gura the only one they made a fucking press release about?

[Anonymous No.]

>huskies
Ugh, they never shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

Wowowowowowow

[Anonymous No.]

Huskybois wy@

[Anonymous No.]

What breed is Korone?

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAHHH SHE GETS BETTER EVERYDAY
I LOVE YOU GURA! T u T

[Anonymous No.]

bar bura

[Anonymous No.]

Gura doesn't like black dogs...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437775
The things we can't obtain are the most beautiful ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437945
Mori could drop a vocaroo here and people would call her a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438072
Always hold onto old memes as an archive of the past. Historical relics. It's great for a trip down memory lane someday in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>Likes Huskies

Fuck Wazoo yeah

[Anonymous No.]

I HAVE A HUSKY LATER LOSERSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437574
>>30437796
Do you think Gura had abnormally heavy/prolonged menstrual bleeding? it would certainly explain why she has orthostatic hypotension symptoms (fainting when changing positions) due to chronic anemia

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura is a doggo poster

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438093
>>30438094
duality

[Anonymous No.]

Can anyone guess how hard it'll be to make an add-on or user script to let us go to channels in chat integrated into UI?
Similar to this site: https://gotochannel.err.tokyo/#

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438082
kek

[Anonymous No.]

gura's wet legs...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438054
Boomer is a state of mind

[Anonymous No.]

UOHHH LICKING WATER OFF GURA'S THIGHS

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438067
It's Pekora

[Anonymous No.]

SHE'S WET

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438067
Shes babysitting for Gura

[Anonymous No.]

This shark is gonna make me drink

[Anonymous No.]

gura is wet right now

[Anonymous No.]

>Wet leg
UUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>gura talks with her hands
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438029
Yeah, like 100 bucks if you want both days.

[Anonymous No.]

BRACE
THE THREAD IS GOING HYPERSPEED

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's legs are wet RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

Gura confirmed dogfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>i like corgi butt
You just know

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437844
Thanks man. Gonna go and join and do some ASMR reps

[Anonymous No.]

SHE'S WET UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438072
just bury them in your external hard drive and go through the folder in a year or two for nostalgia

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436818
His stuff still has an added noise floor. I'm guessing he's using some loopback recording that has filters.

[Anonymous No.]

Dog breeds that Gura likes:
>Huskies
>Samoyeds
>Shiba Inu
>Dalmations
>Golden Retrievers
>Corgis

Honorary mention:
>Corgi butt bread

[Anonymous No.]

I actually hate this faggot so much
https://twitter.com/WooHooLad/status/1336528592813973505

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438093
>>30438094
Duality of man

[Anonymous No.]

i want to be the water she just spilled

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438093
>>30438094
The duality of man

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438101
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438078

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438111
oh yea? prove it!

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe Gura wet herself on stream again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438101
Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438067
It should be obvious, good hunter. You're watching the Moon(a) Presence, after all..

[Anonymous No.]

She isn't going to dry up all the water she just spilled on herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437870
A dangerous Rrat

[Anonymous No.]

drawfags please help us...

[Anonymous No.]

>likes corgi butt
/hlg/ bros ww@??

[Anonymous No.]

Has she mentioned anything about the Shion birthday message?

[Anonymous No.]

DOG BUTS GET GURA WET

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438085
OOCHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437950
God Dammit

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437287
I literally saw the video of that one literally who thot chuuba getting fucked posted on twitter as "vtuber drama" hours after it was posted in these threads, its a month old video that nobody cared about til then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438090
>carly rae jepsen
>not corpse grindin man from Harley Poe

you are UNWORTHY.

[Anonymous No.]

>only mentioned medium/large breeds except for corgies
Uh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438067
Her family seen last night Ina stream and are trying to get a speedrun any% with the infant leaving it in care of moona focused on minecraft

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437905
Another crazy zomrade

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438142
>>30438143
White girls love ___ ____

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438054
she is 9000 though

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438151
he has small balls lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438015
To be fair I don't think it's come up in any EN stream I watched

[Anonymous No.]

>I love lathering myself in peanut butter and getting fucked by Huskies


Uhhhh Gura? That's not family friendly...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438151
Quit posting this fuckhead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438152
>>30438154
chumbud hivemind

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438180
We've already known for months she's a size queen.

[Anonymous No.]

JOE MAMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438067
It's kosher for there to be children in the background of South, Southeast Asian streamers. They're still reproducing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438015
Very likely. Gura has a massive audience that doesn't seem to move beyond her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438152
>>30438154
The duality of manmind

[Anonymous No.]

>brain went to PUDDI
PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI GIGA PUDDI

[Anonymous No.]

J O E

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437890
>>30437967
I used to be vegetarian and in my experience the trick with fake meat is to avoid anything that tries to make it the centerpiece. It's at its best in something like chili where the spices and other ingredients help disguise it better.

[Anonymous No.]

UUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

Ina_ is best EN

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438050
>>30437968
I remember one pre-chat was literally 90% Russians I’m not even kidding, they are surprisingly active in her fanbase

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437974
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437628
It hit Ina particularly hard due to the nature of the walking simulator but if you aren't close to family it's just a story of Darwin Awards and mental illnesses.

[Anonymous No.]

Surprised Ame didn't tweet about the problems with her new PC. As an "influencer" she really shouldn't be buying this stuff through the same paths as normie consumers anyway. If she literally just put out a thread asking for recommendations for prebuilt PC companies with 3080s/3090s I'm sure a few would show up in her replies and even expedite delivery/jump her to the top of the line. Fubuki had a whole conversation with Sharp on her twitter a couple months ago so it's not exactly unprecedented.
Though I guess Ame has the problem of feeling bad about shilling for stuff while simultaneously having a poorfag mentality.

[Anonymous No.]

First Ted, now Joe
Too many yabs...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437111
This makes me feel better about my Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

Joe Rogen!

[Anonymous No.]

When will Gura stop playing around and finally show HER true form?

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura mocking the dox faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>Cyberpunk spoilers

No one is happy, that's the spoiler

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437826
Pretty audacious if true, but I respect that. It's fucking hard to get noticed so it's hard to hold it against her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437846
The U.S lives rent free in the heads of Spics and Euros the same way Mori lives rent free in /hlgg/'s head

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437950
best laugh in hololive hands down

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438116
Not related to huskies whatsoever but this image just reminded me that I really want to have sex with Okayu

[Anonymous No.]

I don't expect anything from this place and they still manage to disappoint me, I go away for a few hours and I give it a quick look and it's all the same, and I think it will continue to be that way for a loooong time but who knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438204
This is true

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438151
every time you post one of his tweets I like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436950
Poltato Omurice

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438193
>>30438198

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438216
Kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437890
>>30437817
I'am all for variety but I'm not buying meat replacements for twice the price

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437845
It looks like something that would have been made back in the good old days of /jp/ honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437788
>>30437756
/hlg/fag here, who the fuck is joseph and why should i give a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438173
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437412
I thought some anon had read this, but it was just Haadchama. Someone should get to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438229
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>Is Cyberpunk going to live up to everyone's expectations?
>I feel really bad for the developers, supposedly it's really buggy, they must be really stressed right now
>I wanted to play it but I don't think my PC can handle it

kek, Gura has seen the clips floating around of the shitshow

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438222
I was talking to a dude who is swearing up an down that the day 1 patch will fix all the issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438210
breaking out of a poorfag mentality is unironically difficult

[Anonymous No.]

....i thought she said she's gonna talk about a different three-letter j word....

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438216
After you suck my dick dry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438213
You just know someone has mentioned vtubers to Joe at some point, just not on-air yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438210
Oh yeah, wouldn't be surprised if she got several brands just itching for a chance to hop on the Hololive EN train

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437735
Lewis...
You were headed places...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438244
Go back dogfucker

[Anonymous No.]

What are her stats, typing, and movepool?

[Anonymous No.]

Ame won't be able to play Cyberpunk now that her 3080 broke.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438244
Go back or lurk more

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame's gonna play it? I hope so.
;-;

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438067
No baby! https://streamable.com/3qqeb8

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438216
She already did, you can't see it because of your HERfag glasses

[Anonymous No.]

I need more menhera tv reine edits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438173
Not publically but she probably had sweaty discord sex with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438229
We need more holo girls with breeding bodies

[Anonymous No.]

>upgrading PC soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438184
Yes! i am crazy. KUREIJI OLLIE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438210
They should have tried the coco approach. Try to appeal to a company and have them send you free shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438054
No she isn't

[Anonymous No.]

now that's a weird way to pronounce "putty".

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438244
Do your pekora clip reps dogfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437906
They waited until the 2 holos they actually wanted to reach 1 million got it so they could continue to pretend Gura didn't reach it first.
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1325716088508743680

[Anonymous No.]

Gura confirmed upgrading her PC eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438255
i'm getting FO 76 vibes from this shit

[Anonymous No.]

What are the odds of Ame actually streaming Cyberpunk tomorrow at 23 FPS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438180
Small dogs are little shits.

[Anonymous No.]

pooti

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438252
I like how she talks so vaguely some stuff when she already has an opinion on it and it slowly comes out

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438103
Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438229
I love this fat cat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438252
<span class="sjis">EAR PUNCH CAR JACK[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437983
it would be extremely painful

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438244
of course an hlgfag appears the moment dogs are the topic

[Anonymous No.]

>Poody
>Not putty
Gura, your pronunciation reps...

[Anonymous No.]

Puttychads rise up

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438292
unlikely

[Anonymous No.]

This is beyond boomer.

[Anonymous No.]

I've never heard it pronounced like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438268
Interesting that she doesn't look at her schedule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438292
1%

[Anonymous No.]

Silly cooni??

[Anonymous No.]

gura applied silly putty to newspapers before the switch from petroleum to onions-based ink.

[Anonymous No.]

PUDDI PUDDI

[Anonymous No.]

What is this putty pronunciation, sounds like some kind of great lakes accent

[Anonymous No.]

>Silly Putty is old

They still sell it Gura... it's not all fortnite dances and tik toks...

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, Gura is making me feel old...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438255
It'll be an interesting release either way. If it runs like shit on a 3080 then pc gaming is fucking dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437905
>>30438090
I swear to god. I'll get to the bottom of zomrade demographic soon. You people sound like a mix of teamates and deadbeats.
>falseflaggers
>spammers
>Insane pasta
>Inane single-word responses

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437846
America lives rent free in yuropeans heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438285
Cope, nutsacki. Trinity wins, peko loses

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura mentioning something from before my time for once
I don't feel so old now

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is Silly Putty

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438301
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438291
Tbh fallout 76 is a pretty ok game now

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438319
her accent is all over the place, but i think this is just a mispronunciation.

[Anonymous No.]

>why is my brain so scattered?
>it's a really bad feeling
i know gura, i know..........

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438292
Most likely going to be LA Noire instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438291
No I don't think it's that bad. FO was literally day after day, week after week of shitshows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436902
man EN really has spoiled you fags

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438325
It's cuh-razy posting, you never know what you're gonna get.

[Anonymous No.]

Ame chama...
Her new computer dying is the best thing that could happen to her
https://arch-img.b4k.co/v/1607313657814.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438292
From the looks of the bugs i will be surprised if she stream it more than once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438151
>He/Him/She/Her
huh?????????????

[Anonymous No.]

She's so young but calls herself a boomer... but I'm a lot older than her. What does this make me...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura managed to play with silly putty without ever hearing its name said out loud

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438244
He's some some twitterfag who always seems to reply positively to all the Holo girls' tweets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436902
retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438306
>>30438311
Hahah... Who the fuck pronounce it like that. Hahah....

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438113
Please don't bait the period tracking autists with this post. Of course we wouldn't have a clue about her period. Jesas.

[Anonymous No.]

>27 usd aka
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437871
Do everything in my power to find him and kill his entire family as well as him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438342
Good

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438325
sorry i haven't been on /HLG/ in a while, I typed that shit out myself. but yeah i love every hololive member.


been busy trying to fix my v-tuber model

[Anonymous No.]

>pc fund
>2000 rupees
>$27

[Anonymous No.]

>₹
What fucking fantasy currency is this?

[Anonymous No.]

Silly Putty was fidget cube shit before they made that. It was for ADHD kids to keep their brains busy so they don't set fire to the curtains or interrupt class.

[Anonymous No.]

>impromptu ukulele
holy based

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438144
Welcome to clown world bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436902
anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437950
she is on cocaine

[Anonymous No.]

LIVE MUSIC TIME OH FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>SUDDENTLY A CONCERT
Kino stream

[Anonymous No.]

but we WANT to hear you scream Gura

[Anonymous No.]

Does Gura come across as actual ADHD or is my autism going too far

[Anonymous No.]

UKELELE G-GUYS IM NOT GOING TO FUCKING SURVIVE THIS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438354

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame wants to play RDR2 after LA Noire.
She's never gonna handle it's slower pace and length but man some fun moments could come out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438101
Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438356
It's either a jab at retards who put their pronouns in bio or him being cheeky cuz he's a dude with a female avatar

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438356
Gay but not tranny (yet) probably

[Anonymous No.]

KINO INCOMING

[Anonymous No.]

>35 smackaroons

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438354
JESAS

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438366
Maybe she can buy some stickers or a custom spacebar.

[Anonymous No.]

Why did she mute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438377
pajeet.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438377
poo in the loo

[Anonymous No.]

LIVE UKE HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.]

No thoughts, head empty

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura does all these 30+ things
>HURR DURR she's 22 because some trannies said so

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438216
She needs to absorb Shion and Aqua first before she can become Super Perfect Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438354
>43 gig day 1 update
>Still buggy as hell
That's some bethesda tier incompetence right there.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh my god we're getting live ukelele

[Anonymous No.]

MOONAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>₹
is that the pokemon currency

Can she buy TM 28 with it

[Anonymous No.]

Big boy..

[Anonymous No.]

She's talking about me.

[Anonymous No.]

Ukelele!

[Anonymous No.]

BIG BOI

[Anonymous No.]

Karaoke yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438117
I'm looking at the HTML right now for an individual chat message and I don't see any references to a user id, only a chat message id. The menu on the right for block/report must have the user id stored somewhere but its likely in javascript.
Checking the network tab, there is a "clientId" field on the message objects sent back from the get_live_chat endpoint. it doesn't seem to look like a channel id, typing it into the url like a channel id returns an error.
The live chat api might have resources to look up a channel based on this "clientId" but I'm too lazy to look through it. Either way, making another API call for every chat message to get channel information seems unfeasible.
Very difficult, at least from my 5 minutes of investigation

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438394
definitely actual ADHD, yes

[Anonymous No.]

To the people who called me a dumbass for calling Guras bgm on sunday a ukulele: get fucked idiot

[Anonymous No.]

Post the first pic of your oshi that you saved.

[Anonymous No.]

gura is SO CUTE that they give her ukuleles FOR FREE

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436753
I didn't. The one iofi guy isn't even a member

[Anonymous No.]

Gura playing one ukulele with her hands and the other ukulele with her feet...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438397
Ohhhhhhhh FUCK why does Ame do everything I want Gura to do? Jesus I can't wait for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437974
God I love this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437733
>There's no way it's still bugged.
as long as youtube does not say its fixed it ain't fixed you retard

[Anonymous No.]

Gura showing us her big boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438354
I'm so glad I don't give a shit about this game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438424
I googled it, it's rupees, so monopoly money

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438417
Nothing she does is 30+ you underage retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438417
I'm 22... and I relate to a lot of her interests. except for bath pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438440

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438417
And we have 31,000+ listening and watching

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438424
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438244
It's /v/ fellating their e-celebs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438417
I thought I was 19 but I must be 40 then

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436844
Yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>30437974
Anonchama....

[Anonymous No.]

>zatsudan disguised as a Minecraft stream
Perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438417
More because she got doxed you idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>30436771
Kiara used to be their favorite even calling her an honorary HoloJP.
From what I've seen shit went downhill starting with the PekoraKiara collab.

[Anonymous No.]

Ame quick, turn the stream off

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438394
>>30438438
She acts like regular woman.

[Anonymous No.]

This fucking brat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438440

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438354
I have a friend who has been looking forward to this for years and I may need to put him on suicide watch because of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438424

[Anonymous No.]

>This is my stream I'll do what I want
FBK 2.0

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438360
oh that faggot with the jiren edit, good

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438440

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438420
It's the standard AAA industry move now.

[Anonymous No.]

>this isn't really a minecraft stream, it's a zatsudan disguised as a minecraft stream, but it's my stream I do what I want ha ha ha
Holy fuck I love this girl

[Anonymous No.]

This goddamn sharkbrain is firing off wildly

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE YOU GURA! T u T

[Anonymous No.]

Mfw all those Alas for Gura new pc fund... Anya someone please save her from her PC that can only play visual novels...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

AHHHHHHHHHH GURA I KNEEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438440

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT A TREAT T u T

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438440

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438397
I just hope she can handle it. She doesn't really seem capable of completing long campaigns like some other holos such as Korone are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438440
it's Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>The word "superchat" left her lips and Gura instantly lost 1.5k viewers

that was S W I F T

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438325
Teamates and deadbeats are two sides of same coin so it doesn't surprise me they converged on the zoombie

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438417
im 21 and i played with silly putty as a kid
so how old does that make you? faggot

[Anonymous No.]

ever since the other day with botan ive been noticing a big influx of russian posters, what gives?

[Anonymous No.]

CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

are you playing the ukelele along with her, /hlgg/?

[Anonymous No.]

holy fuck i am going to die this is so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438417
there's a room tour where she clearly sounds like a teen and has like a 2012 iMac as her computer
She's not 30 dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438440

[Anonymous No.]

bros...we don't deserve gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438440

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438440

[Anonymous No.]

wtf Gura can actually play it that's crazy

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE YOU GURA!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

T o T

[Anonymous No.]

Absolutely

Kino

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura singing
My ears have been blessed

[Anonymous No.]

>>30438354
Gotta balance things out somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

MY HEART IS MELTING. OH GOD.

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God Gura is so cute

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>>30438440

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>>30437710
She is releasing a set of short shit post videos in celebration of Yagoo's Bday. There may be 4 more to go. Either that or she's gone totally nuts.

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>KINO
KINO

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GONNA UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I LOVE YOU GURA

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Oh fuck bros I might gosling

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>having clouds of negative thoughts
>ukulele gura
>suddenly the road ahead is bright

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I feel nothing as usual

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>>30438440

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my heart...i'm not going to make it

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>>30438354
You're joking. You HAVE to be kidding. This is gonna be worse that FO76 on launch.

God the fallout is gonna suck.

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>figuring out how to play her BGM on ukelele live on stream
HOLY FUCK SHE'S SO CUTE AND TALENTED

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Is there anything this shark cannot do?

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>>30438397
I don't even feel like RDR2 was that slow paced it's just that it kept fucking going

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My soul is healed

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>I have a girlfriend
NANI

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Gura heals me in ways I didn't know were possible

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>>30438455
>>30438457
>>30438468
>>30438473
>>30438504
>>30438509
None of you faggots has ever played with silly putty and she was "doxxed" by literal schizo trannies

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I see people baiting for doxxposts, so I'm tapping out of these threads for tonight. Goodnight chumbuds, the Apex collab was fun with you all.

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Do we actually deserve Gura? I’m serious

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Oh Gura...

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>>30438440

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>>30438354
You got the car jacking clip?

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>>30438474
Bullshit

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>luv Ame
>luv Ukulele streams
>Gura whips out her own
TeaMates I want to get along with the Chumbuds but I feel attacked right now. Someone call me a faggot so I can get over it.

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Ah yes, C7

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>>30438526
Both very believable and not mutually exclusive.

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Cute

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BANJO UOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

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BUT I WANT THE BANJO

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something something white girl ukulele

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>>30438548
fuck no

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>>30438440
Can you guess which?

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How hard it is to play ukulele compared to guitar?

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>>30438420

This is without the patch, we won't truly know till the game is out, that could also be a high level enemy.

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>can't name chords
>but can play by sound
is she a savant

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>>30438440

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Gooruh....

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>>30438440

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>>30438440

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>She's just accidentally musically gifted

What a great accident.

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>>30438548
We really don't... but I'm going to treasure her while she's here.

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>>30438546
>None of you faggots has ever played with silly putty
But I have

>and she was "doxxed" by literal schizo trannies
Yeah fuck the doxxfags but they were still right, idiot

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>>30438548
No. The gods took pity on us when they made her.

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>>30438505
by posters you mean here or SC donations? because i'm pretty sure i remember she had russians (and a bunch of other nationalities) translating in her streams in the beginning

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>>30438440

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>>30438420
Reminder there's going to be a follow up immediately after and I doubt it'll be less than 20gb

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This is making me want to buy an acoustic...

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>>30438440

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>>30438548
we don't

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>>30438354
streaming this disaster at launch would have been a great opportunity for entertainment and views

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>>30438548
2020 was shit as compensation for Gura existing

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>>30438485
>mfw rubles and rupees are basically equal value

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>>30438520
Sasuga Ultimate Lucky Detective...

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>>30438544
Girlfriend, wife and kids

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GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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>5ch was right
Kek

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>>30438542
All the holding of buttons to do stuff triggers the shit out of ADHD'ers.

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>>30438440

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>>30438546
>None of you faggots has ever played with silly putty
Yes I have you fucker

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>>30438548
Nope

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>>30438557
>not being both

gurame is the true path

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I LOVE YOU, GURA!!!

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>>30438440

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>>30438440

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>>30438585
sorry, i meant chatters in streams. maybe its just some sort of bias

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>>30438440

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She's teasing us with the ukelele concert... Fucking brat...