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>early thread
>Teamup schedule!!!EN https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1ID https://teamup.com/ks7ncyrffrba6xj662
Giving Amelia a big hug, 30 seconds minimum
>Early thread
Apex is sleeper but I’ll watch because it’s Gura
breadbeats, baking now
So you guys think Lamy will attempt to chase the probe from start of the game?Only to realize it does nothing?
Ame loves Gura!
HEY MOONA
https://files.catbox.moe/bppn8d.mp4
hey gu
I haven't played an online fps game in years, can people easily join their rooms?
>>30426563wheres the festival collab?
>>30426594h
>>30424744pepelonied and souls-pilled
>>30426594Than
Watching Lamy be cute in Space while waiting for Ame and Gura's Apex collab friends, where we at?
I think Koopa is a better singer than Gura
I'm not going to be able to make it, buds. Please keep my little sister company.
we need more jp/en apex collabs
>>30426588what was itching?
Gawr Gyaru forever stuck at 25% accuracy for this coming APEX stream
here's anya's bgm, follow the themeIntro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHyf45PUGMgFun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d72MfVTecs8Chill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiEmx2LmkF0Ending https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwoZb8jo3fc
I have a confession to make to you, /hlgg/...I stopped watching Kiara and Mori over a week ago. I haven't felt this satisfied with my Hololive experience since EN debuted.I hope you all can find the courage to liberate and accept yourselves as well.
>>30426600>I haven't played an online fps game in years>Thinking game has anything but automated matchmakingYeah it shows
warm
Amelia's pre-chat mentioned something about a community post that she deleted last night. Does anyone have a screenshot of it?
>>30426585rrat god I kneel
Chickin!
>>30426622I’ll spam dumb shit in chat to replace your don’t worry anon
>>30425735>All those untranslated Japanese bits in Kiara's videos that will never get directly subbed. (Especially collabs.)
>>30426605Right there on Saturday for me. maybe high up depending on your timezone.
>>30426594gargonzola...
Hey, I see you are playing apex but you are only two, did you consider adding another holo to the collab?I've been thinking about Natsuiro Matsuri, I heard she's a pretty nice and sane girl.
>>30426616wait. Koopa is real?
There are sluts in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>30426574APEX PREDATOR
>>30426613I wanna watch Lamy at least until the sun explodes for the first time to see how she reacts to that, though based on how things went earlier might be several loops before she even gets to see that
I have a feeling Ame isn't going to be cuter than usual tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1JUBUAV4ng
>>30426594Guacamole...
>>30426584>Gura liked thisI think she sees all Enot's artworks, it didn't have the #
lamychama.....
>>30426642thanks found it now
>>30426594og
>>30426574Apex arc's only good when they speak a language I can understand their frustration and suffering in.This time the holos speak English. Me gusta mucho. I still want Ollie in there eventually to make everyone's ears bleed every time she gets ganked. EN's toxic trinity is best trinity.
>>30426650Ayame Amelia apex collab WHEN?
>>30426634
>>30426650I'm a slut for Amelia ONLY, don't get any funny ideas
>>30426585such... such narrative
>>30426650all me
>>30426623How come Aqua doesn't do some? She's always playing Apex
anon is cuter than usual today!
>tfw don't really want to watch the GurAme collab but want to post relevant stuff on the thread
>>30426630Must suck to have terminal shit taste
Early threads have proven to be successful when it comes to preventing 2hu casualties, but it comes with a high risk factor, the deletion of an overly early thread usually results in a panic frenzy that ends with the slaughter of innocent Onahole and 2hu threads
>>30426594Ganymedes...
>>30426634She was asking for technical support with her new pc that seems to be fucked up, there were a lot of different subthreads going on, check the archives shortly before the takamori collab started for the gist of it.
>>30426660She was really sad during HoTS.
Senpai. English. Initiative. Collab potential.Only Kiryu Coco could master all 4 requirements, but when EN needed her most...she vanished.
>>30426677>scented candle
>>30426616...she sang?
I actually think Gawr Gura has pretty decent accuracy, it's just her awareness and other factors that make her bad at games. She's gonna do way better than anyone thinks.I also thought she would be decent at Smash.
>>30426686she's already talking with ame. language barrier + autism, though.
How was Ame's HoTS stream, anything worth watching for someone that doesn't play? besides Ame being cuter than usual, I mean.
>>30426692don't worry about it, they like it like this.
>>30426630ogey
>>30426691Why are deadbraps like this?
Watching the A Way Out archive and god Mori was just gold in this >eating chips and drinking wine>lots of tsun>laundry bickering>perfect amount of yuribait
>>30426704Those damn stream snipers
>>30426585Sephirrath...
>>30426660I'll be sad if my computer didn't boot up too
>>30426706but I believe Haachama can SAVE THE WORLD
>>30426594At what point is this Glistening Globe going to pop?
>>30426704I would be too if I was playing HoTS
>>30426677>I HAVE A FIREPLACE SCENTED CANDLE GOING AND I KEEP THINKING ITS THE SMELL OF THE PC DYINGkek
>>30426692We cannot be held responsible if meido condemns the touhou threads to die at our hands.
>>30426600>people easily join their roomsAh I remember those. Pity it's all matchmaking now.
>>30426657>Nearly fell to death againI think she's gonna fly into sun
>>30426634Heh.
So how was the Takamori Way Out collab? Probably gonna watch regardless but I always like knowing what I've got to look forward to.
>>30426712Not on the streams I saw. did in one or two of the vocaroos, I think
>>30426725WHO IS TED MORI?
>>30426725>yuribaitgood to know now I can avoid it
>>30426706She's preparing a big holoEN collab with all the girls, introducing them to that ARK game
>>30426585One day a naive rrat deserving of this will be posted.
>>30426731Haachama will save the world from being saved
I want to give Ame a hug...
>>30426742That or step out of the ship without her suit on and suffocate...
>>30426711You got something against scented candles?
>>30426706<span class="sjis">bitch...[/spoiler]
>watching knoife loli stream>she watches Ame's watchalongs
I haven't watched an Apex stream since Aqua spammed it so much I stopped watching her for awhile. But here we are. Just not Ark next, please Gura.
>>30426712Someone dexed her yesterday and it's Mariah Carey
Please be nice to my cute friend Amelia, she's not feeling as cute as usual today.
Lamy is finally in space.
>>30426706Coco and Ollie collab will happen before Coco with EN
Gurame bros, status report?Ready to see the best duo again? I just hope Ame won't be too rough with Gura, who's probably pretty bad at the game
>>30426750honestly i'll allow it
This guy real?
>buy prebuilt>seller ships it poorly >it arrives brokenI'd be sad too
Liked it better as a sketch
>Ayame is a japanese nationalist that hates white people>wtf i hate her>Reine is an indonesian nationalist that hates white people>basedExplain this.
>>30426627It's fucking crazy how fucking good the ID2 BGMs and desgins are. Cover really knocked it out of the park with this Gen.
>>30426677>buy a prebuilt>have to disassemble and play around with components anywayyou get what you fucking deserve
If Ame send back her new pc, realistically how long would it take? Also how bad is ibuypower customer services?
>You come home from work>"Hey, how was your day?">Gura's in the kitchen making cream of potato soup>There's holes in the garden where some potatoes used to be>gardening equipment scattered everywhere outside>she's beaming at you proudly while she cooks food she grew herself>"you have to try these apples, they're delicious">you take one, it's incredibly fresh and juicy>you kiss her then head upstairs to change>her soft singing follows you upstairs>come back down, the soups done>chat about your day while enjoying cream of potato
>>30426654kill yourself you empty shell of a person
Would you fuck a zombie?
>>30426718She was not cuter than usual. Her new prebuilt PC doesn't work and she was tired, frustrated and ended it early.
>>30426745Very good
Predictions for this Apex stream?I think that Gura isnt going to kill a single person and always be the first to die. She seems to have 0 awareness to anything that isnt directly infront of her. Also Amelia will not rage but will try to comfort Gura when she gets pouty for losing alot.
Ina was cuter than usual today..
>>30426783The only ones that hate Ayame are mikoniggers
>>30426696I'm glad their collab went well and inspired so much cute art. I hope they'll do another sometime.
>>30426779I hope ame is more toxic than usual
>>30426750How can we make Cover lose permissions for Ark?
>>30426706I FUCKING MISS THIS BITCH
>>30426778idk check the credits
>>30426630Whatever makes you happy man.I myself dropped Mori and Gura
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh70V8FcWioVery cute, Ame
>>30426793s-sugoi
>>30426725Just like with Gurame, this game is the perfect vehicle to show off just how much chemistry those two actually have when they're just able to chill and have fun. It kind of makes me wish those 2 collabed more often. Despite everything they actually don't have all that many streams together.
>>30426778Yeah, this is him.
>>30426725SHE LIKES THE JEW NOSEhttps://twitter.com/_yagaru/status/1336349179711430656
>>30426594gu is japanese slang for pussy
>>30426594glorified gibbon
>>30426529I just wanna have a gf like Gura.Honestly, I think if men were more honest about their desires, everyone would want a gf like her deep down.
>>30426802Disagree. Ame is comfortable enough to rage at Gura, and retards will lose their shit.
>>30426802I predict Gura saying something like "Sorry for being so bad Ame" and Ame reponding with "eh it's ok, don't worry"
>>30426783I like Ayame
>>30426783i can bully Reine with moneyayame doesnt even stream
>>30426784Pity they wasted Pochi on some indog who hates being on a global internet instead of her sheltered upper class house.
Is Outer Wilds the kind of game I should play on my own first before watching someone else play it?
>apex bros get a chance to play with ame and guraI'm happy for you...
>>30426796Fair enough, that shit is frustrating. Hope her warranty (assuming the company she got the prebuilt from had one) is still valid
I missed Ame's mobashit so I skimmed through her video and she sounds low energy and sad the whole time
>>30426706I miss this bitch like you wouldn't believe...
>>30426795no I just want to hear her scream
>>30426802Gura is going to follow Ame around like a lost puppy so I think she'll be able to overcome her awareness issues through Ame basically controlling her movement.
>>30426745A lot of fun. It's a different brand of chemistry from the Ame/Gura one but all the right amounts. They clearly had a blast playing it and there were a lot of funny bits.
Bros. I never play any battle royal type game beforeWhat is it that makes the holos play Apex all the time? is it good?
>>30426677Reading the eventual horror in her emoticons is hilarious but watching her HotS and seeing the aftermath only makes me feel bad lol. Hopefully playing with Gura can lift her mood up again.
Daggerbros I already miss her...
>>30426802They will FUCK
>>30426823is that part of the humor behind Yagoo?
>>30426784I'm too scared of being hyped for EN Gen2. If I get too hyped, this is the moment Yagoo makes a mistake.
>>30426841yes
>>30426786She bought the prebuilt for the 3080 you dingus. Good luck trying to buy just the 3080 from a non-scalper
>>30426781niceshe would look better with a smile
>>30426594gg
>>30426857HOT
>>30426802Ame will still feel like shit
>>30426767Gura doesn't play many shooters and tends not to revisit games she doesn't love, I'd be (unpleasantly) surprised if she came back after this
>>30426630I have long since stopped watching Gura and Ina.
>>30426795Ollie isnt the first time I considered it
>>30426750ARK looks like the fake video games they put in TV shows for normalfags.
>Ame got a prebuilt and avoided the hellish GPU market>3080 is fucking busted
>Crashing into water planetAt least it's not mist one
>>30426841Definitely, its basically a puzzle centered around exploration. You see someone explore, you know the solution.
>>30426835Just because Ame feels like she can be more open with her doesn't mean it would be good to rage at her though.You don't rage at friends who you invite to play games with you which they don't know much about and are bad at / new to. That's just being a dick.
>>30426750if it gets her back....i will be happy...
>>30426841Yeah definitely. Exploring and piecing together the mysteries bit by bit are kind of the entire game. If you watch somebody else do it there's not gonna be much left for you
>>30426783Where does this Ayame rat come from, redpill me
>>30426784>Pochi tuber wasted on an Indog instead of a guaranteed hit like 6th Gen or EN Gen 2.
>>30426846https://files.catbox.moe/dhwlez.webm
>>30426718I'm gonna watch it because it's sufficiently vidya. Whether she wins or loses it'll still be interesting. Much better than some flavor of the month like fall guys where if you've seen them lose once then you've already seen what the rest of the stream will be like. Holos aren't dudebros who spice things up by nicknaming the stage traps (ie big yeetus), so they do need to be princess carried by whatever they're playing.Ollie is the exception. Zombi doesn't play games. She is THE GAME.
>>30426783Reine should have built her fanbase first before going full Indonesian sieg heil 1488 live on stream. What a dumbass.
>>30426841It's a 1 time deal, if you watch someone play it first it's 100% ruined for you.
>>30426880She's about to get thrown off the planet too
>>30426783>dommy mommy that abuses you for not denigrating your tongue with her filthy monkey languageReine has figured out the digital equivalent to making your sub lick your ass and lo and behold, subs are into it.
>>30426820In terms of 1v1 collabs they've only had 4 in the past 3 months: Mori's music release party in the first week, 2 MC collabs, and A Way Out.
What do you think Ollie's back smells like?
>>30426859You're pronouncing it wrong, anon.
>Confused anime girl noises at gravity plating>Then gets teleportedlmao
>>30426815
>>30426771>>30426660Did we watch the same HotS stream? Ame is definitely cuter than usual today. Maybe not by a lot, but definitely by a little.
>>30426802Ame is in a bad mood but cunny will cheer her up, they'll just mess around and shoot the shit and have a good time. You fags need to spend more time playing games you hate with people you like, it's difficult to be in a bad mood as long as you're having fun with each other.
Anyone else hoping Ina becomes a mama? Even if it's a non-Holo?
>>30426802Gura mentioned that she plays Payday 2...Not that it makes a difference or anything tho
>>30426860as good as they are at casting talents, I doubt they can top this gen, so I'm not really hyped
>>30426594thank you great gazoo
Do not look at Pop on Rocks
>>30426837>>30426890The only good part is that more people are aware of Pochi and she even got a boost for her own vubter.
Reminder that even Nyanners has a higher sub than *me
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>>30426788Typically how these things work is that they send you a new one no questions asked, and give you a set number of weeks to ship the old one back to them. If you don't ship the old one back, they charge you for the replacement. But as long as you eventually get the old one back to them, your replacement can come the day you call, free of charge.
>>30426783You are a seanigger
>>30426854Apex is the most popular br in japan, as I understand it, also they have permissions and Ame was already addicted to it before joining Hololive.
>>30426574It makes for some pretty funny Ame salt
>>30426897Gura makes me spicy inside
>>30426919shit
>>30426927>Did we watch the same HotS stream? No one watched the HotS stream.
>Kusotori has done more collabs with other Hololive Gen than anyone in Hololive
>>30426820I expect we'll see a lot more Takamori collabs in the gap between Mori quitting scythe swinging lessons and Kiara moving to Australia. Maybe even 1-2 offcollabs
>>30426936chikin...
>>30426856I'm half way though the donation reading and I already miss her.
>>30426941>>30426942Thumbnailmind
what did she mean by this
I unmembered to Ina after she made us vote for the next supergiant games game only to put in bullshit like whatever the hell she streamed today. Why even put up a vote if it didn't even matter? Literally worse than Mori saying shit and not going through with it.
Hey teammates, It's been a while. I missed you
>>30426875wtf she's here
UUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHhttps://youtu.be/unWJqyEne-s
>>30426962And can you blame them?
>>30426927She was cute but not more than usual.She wasn't visibly frustrated either though. Maybe internally, but I've seen Ame get visibly frustrated many times and that wasn't it. She was trying her best and ended it at a good time.
>>30426916
>>30426830Some men want a gf like Ame, others want a GF like Polka. Hell I'm sure if men were really honest you'd see a few admit they want a GF like Lamy.
>>30426837>>30426890They're saving 774 for the big gens.
>>30426895who does this sound like and why does my brain think its korone towards the end
>>30426839>i can bully Reine with money
>>30426985>Chumcucks>Chadslel gigacope
>>30426744Kinda unbased Ame. You were in the right calling him a retard.
>>30426980she knows exactly what she's doing
>>30426981ogey
>>30426942>the cute little sharkThese two are so cute.
>>30426854It and CoD are the only fun ones, though I think its also down to the sci fi setting and character designs
>>30426966>polyglot charisma machine and staunch hololive fangirl bridges the language/culture gap to show off her idols to the worldShe's the hero we always needed.
>>30426797>>30426853>It's a different brand of chemistry from the Ame/Gura one but all the right amountsGood, that's what I was hoping for. Having just seen Gura/Ame play through it I was worried it would feel too samey, but really this game is less about the game itself and more about the dynamic of the ones playing it.
I wish I had a Rushia girlfriend.
Which girl forgot to update?
>>30426784Too bad they wasted the effort on confirmed impure whores...
>>30426744Come on the guy apologised
Reine just made me think about it, but can Youtube do region-locked streaming like Twitch can?
>>30426981I'd understand unmembering when a holo talked about going creative in minecraft like Ame or Kiara, but you seem excessive
>>30426889Enough people here have said it here that I've chosen to believe it is true. The narrative is consistent with her behavior and attitude.
>>30426830Anon if you want a Gura gf so badly then go find one. Complaining about it here isnt going to solve anything. At least if you go and look you'll have a chance of finding someone you like, even if its not necessarily what you were looking for when you started searching. Gura gf isnt going to be thrown onto your lap.
>>30426795>Would you fuck a zombie?Id rather have a real dullahan
>>30426937Heads up that Pochi will be playing Crash 2 tomorrow. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORLLn179gqA
I hate Apex but I need my Gura fix.
They are getting sniped, aren't they?
>>30426883She's not going to be a massive bitch. But I expect her to tease her a few times.>haha my team is traaash~or something
>>30427004>vTuber>muslimBut I guess it's a good joke.
>>30426866>buy a prebuilt for the 3080>the 3080 doesn't workeven better
>>30426916Waterlily shower gel.
>>30427029yes
>>30426646Your archive reps.
>>30427041modded CoC dullahan best girl
>>30427048All me.
>>30427048Nah, ame is good about hiding her queues in this type of stuff.
>>30426706>MY FINAL MESSAGE>STOP THE CHINESE>GOODBYE
>>30426916rotten flesh
Gurame? Amesame Time!
>>30426718Honestly, not really. She wasn't much cuter than usual too.
>>30427054Who's taking the blame for this?
>>304268906th Gen is not guaranteed.Nene...
>>30427028>apologies>continues to say stupid shit
>>30427028Fuck you Number 1 Shartmate, you should read the post before commenting
>>30427028>1080p 60fps with a 1060Not happening
>>30427082Mori
>>30427048I'm trying. I just want to be on their team.
They're running late tonight
>>30426941>apexI sleep
THEY'RE LATE BY 1 FEMTOSECOND I'M GONNA COMPLAIN ON TWITTER.
>>30427054You know the 380?
THEY'RE LATE
>>30426937So why did Pochi even became a vTuber?Sounds like a waste of her time.
>>30427082right now she claims the delivery guy dropped it on the ground too hard
>>30427054the delivery guy dropped it.I'm so fucking mad, that nigger basically canned the Cyberpunk streams.
>>30426860>cast singers>not gamers>not streamthots>not fresh talent>western divasI'm taking refuge in the id2 bunker before the inevitable fallout. Bitch turkey can go full sieg hiel for all I care. Better smug ranting I a language I can't understand than a vicious catfight and full on female bullying in a language I can.Gonna buy more id2 stock when it dips on the cusp of en2, then ride the surge after hololive gets shattered by yabe on yabe combat.
Why do I watch Gura? Never on time for schedules, never on time for streams. Kill me
>>30427082The mailman anti that calls her a whore
This is just sad.
Reminder not to backseat Ame on her just budding relationship with GuraShe knows how to handle that herself, don't tell her what to do to Gura etc.
>>30427082the seller, they should know better to ship sensitive electronics without sturdy as fuck packaging. If you aren't comfortable dropping your package from 4~5 feet high, then you're cheaping out.
>>30426802ame will YELL at gura and gura will CRY
>>30427105What the fuck is wrong with American deliverymen? Are they always in a fucking hurry or something? I hear about this kind of shit a lot.
How do we solve the >Matsuri>Suisei>Rushia>Reddit dragon>Gen5>Mori>Unityproblem?
>>30427006Still seething, SEAnig?
>>30427082The mailman who dropped it
>>30427094>>30427097>>30427100Gura didn't get off yet.
>>30427109Seems like you like being frustrated.
>>30427105>>30427106>>30427123>the delivery guy was a nijinigger
>Amelia sleepsonWAKE UP AME
>>30426890there's always VSingers
I jst wk up, did I miss anything in the last nine hours?
GurAme APEX collab Watson POV https://youtu.be/uh70V8FcWioGurAme APEX collab Gura POV https://youtu.be/-3pzq5ytMko>>Teamup schedule!!!EN https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1ID https://teamup.com/ks7ncyrffrba6xj662
>>30427090Jesus, it's impressive that there isn't anything between the 37fps and 71fps figures here. Didn't this game begin development when the 1060 was relevant?
>>30427109>Never on time for schedules, never on time for streams.That's how she made you fall in love with her.
>>30426627>second onefixed and reuploaded, hehI don't know if anyone here except for one or two people even noticed, but there was a major flaw in the "fun" bgm, the kind of flaw that makes people who are at least somewhat musically inclined wanna rip their ears off. the solo synth was a semitone offIt played through the entirety of anya's debut.
>>30427124graduation
>Tornado passes her by again>Doesn't enter teleporter right i front of her
>>30427094What could have caused the delay?
>>30427105100% chance the delivery guy's skin color is a very dark brown
I think Aki Rosenthal is a good girl and one of my favorite holos, like easily in my top 3
>>30427124>problemI'm ok thanks.
i cant stop thinking about ollie. ollie is really the best holo to debut since pekora
>>30426981>she made us voteWhat are you, a communist?
>>30427133>Niji's are sabotaging ENs success
>>30427103Why not? She's having fun with friends and making money while pleasing fans.
>>30427028This nigga knows she also has to run a 2D rig, a streaming application and who knows how much extra software in the back, right?
>>30427120>CAM ON AME YOU NEED TO TOUNGE HER HARDER WTF ARE YOU DOING?
>>30427119>various artists Even soundcloud artists with 20k followers get their own page.
Apexchads, you will carry your oshi, right anon?
>>30427124Simple, sex...
>>30427124go back
>>30427109I love her even more.
>>30426860/tg/ gen please
>>30427123it's worse than usual due to holiday rush, but yes, deliveryboys don't give a fuck what happens to your package
>>30427133I fucking knew it, never tell me to get off my meds again 'hlgg/!
>>30427105>>30427106Did she say who the vendor was? Some vendors have really good packaging, others not so good.
>>30427103Every other jp artist was doing it.
>>30427103She does it for fun. Are you forgetting she's a degenerate otaku as well? She's an unrepentant shotacon who's explicitly said she wants young boys to discover the H-versions of Ane Naru Mono and corrupt them.
>>30427090>1070Tican I play it
>>30427119Okay, I'm gonna confess I didnt listen to Hinotori
Let's go doods!
>>30427123I've heard that they're expected to work faster than is actually possible without really rushing things.
>>30427123yeah, these days they usually don't even knock or ring the doorbell because it's too much time
Amelia is gonna get choppy frames and start sobbing about her GPU
youtube does it again
Waachama...
>>30427152good boy~
The update was huge, btw. At least a 20 minute download.
>>30426981she's better without you tbf
>>30426574I want her to anger ame so badly. Just one well placed "are you frustrated" please.
>>30426966Thats why she is called the leech queen
>>30427090Maybe low settings would help, but at that point it'd probably look pretty ugly. plus this chart isn't taking into account the performance debuff from streaming.>>30427144They seem to not be listing stuff that's not like... the most recent generation for it's price point, if you had the rest of the rtx 10 and 20 series in there it wouldn't be so sudden.
um... it's so quiet... where are they?
>6k waiting immediately into 3k alright I belibe now
>>30427202God I hope one of them forgot and we get a zatsudan instead
First time watching Lamy but watching her bumble around in outer wilds is comfy as fuck
>>30427106>>30427105Whatever the delivery guy did, unless he fucking jumped on the package full force it went through a hundred times worse in shipping.
Hi friends!
>>30427177Arcadum holostar when
>>30426588I can't lewd this dumb rabbit.
>>30427138Breastfed mongolian warriors
>>30427187>ywn be a shota who gets corrupted by pochi senseiWhy even live?
Amelia is live but Gura isnt??
Ame and Gura died
It seems we meet again, Teamates. Funny how that worksWe chumbuds are once again in your care.
>>30427161He's a literal retard, so no.
>>30427090>Cyberpunk currently has DRM that is only active for reviewers and is known to reduce performance. https://twitter.com/GamersNexus/status/1336066826233651202
>>30427225Friend!!
>>30427225Wife!
>waiting for Gross Ghoul Ch. hololive-EN
>>30427225HI FRIEND!
>Ame doesn't tweet her own Apex stream link>Ame retweets Gura's Apex stream linkNarrative?
>>30427225Hello friend!
>>30427225Enemy...
>>30427223Same here, I like her "wawawawa" whenever something new happens
>>30426855What happened during hots?
>>30427215discord sex
>>30427231koober milkies.......
>>30427187God I want to be a little boy again and let hentai mommy corrupt and groom me
>>30427123>>30427105While a shitty deliveryman is always a possibility, as someone who used to work in shipping, >>30427121 is probably pretty close to the mark. People tend to pack like idiots and then blame the delivery guys when things go to shit because they couldn't into proper packaging.
>>30427105>It's not my fault, the delivery mechanics are bugged!
Why does Gura not have a unity twitter banner? I've never seen the rrats give a proper explanation to this.
>>30426605Do we know if it's going to be on Festival channel? I remember hearing that from the chikim
GURA WHERE ARE YOU?!
I request Chumchad pics
I'm queuing when they do because it's the closest I'll ever get to a FFM threesome with Gura and Ame
>>30427224I have seen security cam footage of shit like that happening, or delivery guys slamming it on the ground, dropping it then kicking it to the doorstep, etc.
Garbodor Garchomp...
We're back in business, brothers. Let's hit the JACKPOT!
>>30427248lazy gf
>>30427224This, the packaging is very sturdy unless she bought it from some chink vendor.
i almost forgot all about gura and ame's stream today. if i hadn't clicked youtube and saw the thumbnail... oh nononono
>>30427038Does this idolization of vtuber personas to this degree weird anyone else out? Sounds like a bunch of anons have just given up on finding a gf ever because of how much they love their oshi.
>>30427149it's her first time in space, let alone on this world. She has to learn it all by seeing it in action for the first time.
>>30427226If HolostarsEN were hardcore /tg/ it just might work
>>30427225What are the chances that one of this posts is actually her?
>>30427105>>30427121How is her delivery packaged anyway?Assuming everything was already built in and is protected by her new PC case, then a bit of a shake or rough handling shouldn't break anything inside, unless everything was just packed with a cardboard box.Last time I bought an entire PC it came in a wooden box with styrofoam packed in for more impact resistance.
GURA IS LIVE!
Amelia Watson experiments on, poisons, burns and overdoses her fans on concoction when they meet up with her. And I wouldn't have it any other way.
How many warm up games will they have?
Wait what if they play duos.........
gura...
>>30426750If it ends after 66 minutes and they never play it again after that, I will watch it.
>>30426944Hopefully this.I don't really care about cp77, but I just want Ame to cheer up.
>>30427119You fucking rat, that's not the official uploadIt's still less than Ame's though
>>30427248Was too lazy to make her own and probs just woke up
Does this bgm sound more like a 1060 or 3080?
>>30427224I know that, but retards will say it had to be the delivery guy and not improper packaging if anything
You can only ban one game from all holos forever>Apex>ARK>MinecraftWhich one?
>>30427150She said it was broken, not stolen..
>>30427265Yeah that's a fair point, shipping an entire PC without adequate protection is retarded but also something I can see a company doing in order to save money.
>>30427259>151.5 cmIMAGINE
It's being delayed because Ame is having a panic attack about her PC troubles and Gura is trying to calm down her girlfriend.
>>30427003
>>30427311Ark
RRAT RRAT RRATWAKEY WAKEY GURA
Ame Waiting Lobby:7k pplStart of the video:3k pplGura waiting lobby:13k pplStart of the video:7k pplYEP, yt bug kills all the lobby watchers
>>30427311muse dash
>>30427311Pretty fucking easy, ARK
>>30427225I don't think I want to be "just friends" anymore...
>>30427311>ARK
>>30426677i think i'm retarded, i'm a member but i can't find her posts??
>>30427225i like how fbk avatarfags turned from doomposting to niceposting.
>>30427311Minecraft
>>30427311ARK and it's not even close
>>30427265I don't know if anyone saved the screenshot from a couple of hours ago when it happened but Ame said she was standing by the door when the delivery man came and she could hear him drop the package, with all the parts and metal inside rattling
>>30427225
How long until Ame unleashes her inner gremlin and yells at Gura for not helping her or for dying
>>30427311ARK.
im going schizo, brosgive me your wholesome rrat
>>30427286jokes on you I gave up long time ago before hololive existed
>>30427311ARK
>>30427311I've literally never watched even a clip of ARK.
>>30427187>tfw too old for Pochi-sensei and only 23
>>30427272
>>30427311ARK easy
>>30427311ARK, fucking obviously
>>30427225Hi fucking friends. https://streamable.com/h2nvbo
>>30426981Permissions need to be acquired in advance. She probably had Enma send out the email for permissions to Supergiant a few days back and filled this week's schedule with stuff she got permissions for before she even made the SG vote.
>>30427311Ark, no question.
>>30427248She just tweeted. I bet she held the stream up to find the artist who drew her thumbnail illustration.
>>30427187Goddamn that's hot. Has Pochi made any h doujins lately?
>>30427294anon it's just Ame coping it probably wasnt the delivery man
>>30427311Undoubtedly ark fuck that piece of shit
>>30427225Romans!
I'm so excited for all the toxic gremlin jokes
>>30427138Ame got destroyed by the mailman and Ina cried on stream because of the game she played. We are all Lewis on this thread
>>30427311ARK, no hesitation.
>>30427311>ARKThat can of worms should never be opened, you gotta trust us in this one
>>30427311ark
>Gura>FPSgonna be a LOOOOOONG stream...
>>30427286I gave up on ever finding another gf long before I found Hololive and started loving my oshi, but Hololive and my oshi have definitely made it easier.
>>30427144They started development before 1060 showed up and they always made the claim it would be next-gen.>>304271882060 is close to 1070ti. Maybe.>>30427242You have to note Ame will be streaming too, we don't know how much the DRM actually tanks performance. Even if the final release removes the DRM, don't expect nearly double the framerates all of a sudden.
>>30427311Ark you fucking tool
>>30427340Jesus
>>30427311Ark.Easy choice.
>>30427311ARK easily. Aki and Polka's love for it is killing me.
>>30427335She nuked it after she knew she was fucked and gave up
>>30427311Apex
>>30427215Everyone watching Lamy enjoying the pure feeling of explorationIf she doesn't drop it within first three loops she's going to get hooked an suffer with everyone else
>>30427286No.
what server will they likely be in?
Ame is taking her time... maybe she's mad at us
>>30427294Depends on where she bought it
>>30427335She deleted it once she was finished troubleshooting.
>>30427038But I literally don't know how to get one ;_;
>>30427311Everything except ARK
>>30427231>>30427259>>30427316>tfw no /fit/k/ck/v/m/ shortstack wife and mother of my childrenF-Fug...
>>30427311Apex by far, ARK is annoying but the craze is over. I want my wife Matsuri back.
>>30427311minecraft
>>30427328Already done, nigger
You think they'll play the Train Game or regular Battle Royale?
>>30427340then that's on the packaging side not the delivery
Ame!
>>30427225Fubuki's smile is too dangerous
Ame how long do we have to listen to this for...
>>30427340>Ame said she was standing by the door when the delivery man came and she could hear him drop the package, with all the parts and metal inside rattlingGood lord
>>30427348You should watch Aki's stream from last night.She was playing cool space music for it too.
>>30427335Exclusive content for those who were up helping her with her pc 11ish hours ago.
>>30427242Good to know
>>30427242fucking whatwhy would they make their game look worse for reviewers
>>30427417until you complete
>>30427383or a really short one
>>30427367You're fucking retarded. She took it out of the box, took out the packing foam, and turned it on. It's supposed to work. It didn't. Not her fault.
>>30427038>go find oneWAY harder than that, anon
Ame is later than usual today...
>>30427340I will find this man
>>30427358Not for supergiant games. She didn't ask for Hades either. There's an entire site page dedicated to streaming that says any of their shit is ok to stream monetized.
>>30427264Imagine recreating the scenes from the doujinmuh dick
How was loli dagger? didn't bother to watch her because her debut looks underwhelming
IT'S GURAME TIME
>>30426575Mori LOVE
It feels good to see them on-screen together again.
Gururura
>>30427311ARK for sure.
I hope Ame's in a better mood now.
So Ame is using her old pc?
>>30427344Jordan Lindsay was not mauled to death by 3 tiger sharks in front of her mother.It was actually just Gura
>>30427405
Gura's voice, it's been too long.....
Coincidence or Malice?
>makes bgm to gura>she never uses it
How will Gura do?
>>30427336For some reason, we can't stay rude around here for long. Holo Love is a powerful cleansing force.
I see Ame made Gura her healslut already
Was it FedEx or UPS? We must figure out who the Nijiniggers are!
>>30427405That's because she's my shortstack wife and mother to my children, and they will be breastfed until they're 8, chubby, and sharp.
>>30427187>i've read asuka bai as a 14 year oldfuck
holy fug why are the characters so ugly in this game
That was 12 minutes of loading I could've made a bowl of ramen with...
>>30427311ARK. This is not a question, APEX is fun and MC has endless possibilities for them to do.
im the real clown now, awake at 2 am waiting for these girls to be ten minute late
>>30427340I'm sure bouncing around in the back of a trailer does far more damage than dropping it on a doormat.
>0 damage gura winIm calling it
>>30427311Apex, no question.
We are eating good today brothers
>>30427413it's all three, honestly>The seller for not packaging fragile things to hell and back>The delivery man for not gently placing down packages>Ame for being too autistic to open the door and receive it personally
>>30427432game is so buggy they dont want any video fotage to be shown apart from their own clips
Focusing on Gura's pov to see what funny dumb shit she does
>>30427439Well yea its not easy, but what are your chances if you dont go look?
gura a cute
>>30427264thank god i exist in the same timeline as pochi mommy
ame seems cuter than she was on the last stream...
>>30427286In my defense I had already given up before Gura
Ame is cuter than usual again.. She loves talking with Gura..
>>30427311I ban /hlgg/
>they were 12 minutes late because they were queueing for dead as fuck duos without the sniper boost
>>30426630I've dropped Ame and Kiara and my sleep has increased tremendously
>>30427476Attractive characters are problematic
Bros help me please!I watched Lamy to help pass the deadhours but now I think I'm becoming a mommyfag
>>30427437anon the box had worse shit during the shipping that just that it was probably broke before it entered the man's hands to drop it Ame's pain was rigged from the start
>>30427146two rrats say she asked the track maker for a cursed version, intentionally came in late, and intentionally bombed her high notes singing
>>30427447Daggercoin is on the rise. Donation stream was mostly in english. She talked a lot about weeb shit and she has good taste.
>Bang Galore and LifelineThis is going to be fun
>>30427500gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute
>>30427311But if you ban Ark our girl Ark Rosenthal will be very sad
>>30427311Minecraft obviouslyIt has mods at least and is even still in development
>>30427470Lucky guy. Make sure you get some of those milkies for yourself so you can become a Mongolian wrestler.
WHERE WE DROPPING WATSON
>>30427476Western game, what did you expect?
>>30427269i think she just picks fan arts that she likes.
>>30427432It doesn't make it look worse, just run worse.The reason for the DRM is to control leaks.
>>30427432It's an unintentional side effect of something they're doing to prevent leaks. I don't think it's really worth it, but at the very least, reputable benchmarkers have noticed and are waiting anyway, remember most outlets are rating the game with the technical stuff being weighted quite lowly.
>>30427311Ark til I die
Ame seems happier than she was earlier
There's like a second delay in the audio in their two streamsI feel like I'm looking into a fucking void or something, please tasukete
>>30427432They didn't, the people who put the numbers out early did it on purpose because they wanted the clicks. CDPR explicitly told them not to release performance data early because it'll be void.
>>30427392>>30427400>>30427426Got it, thanks. They were hilarious but painful to even see screenshots of...poor Ame...
>5>5 monthsSOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME A POWER OUTAGE. 5ch jpg
>>30427340Well like I said, the deliveryman is a possibility too. But like >>30427224 said, the actual shipping process puts a package through way more than human hands ever do. If stuff's rattling, it was probably already dislodged. I should admit that I'm biased; I've had to deal with a lot of customers who blame the delivery guy because they'd rather shoot the literal messenger than consider the larger process.
>>30427311Apex. Ark at least led to some fun interactions. I can't remember anything of worth coming out of Apex save for Matuli being BTFO by TG.
>has it been what, 5 months?
>>30427286no, i forgot about all that shit like a decade ago. i like hololive a lot better.
>the delay was because they were waiting to queue>took longer than expected because dead shit gameKek
So they played APEX together in July.
>>30427540Discord sex
>>30427457Why wouldn't she be happy while playing with Gura?
why is watsons internet still shit?
>>30427123You gotta try working at one of those warehouses. Nine times out of ten they're in a rush because the work environment/demands they be. They try to squeeze as much productivity as possible, and when people bust their asses to meet that productivity, the bar rises. Eventually you get to the point where the only way to meet the demands is to cut corners. That's the sort of environment that encouraged me to get my degree.
What if Ame gets salty and yells at Gura?
>>30427518The yakuza goons are already on their way since they don't see a matching viewer to donation IP.
Holy hell, everyone fucking hates ARK... is it that bad?
>streams aren't syncedYAB
Is gura even decent at apex or is this gonna be ame carrying for the stream?
>>30427540That makes me happy
gooruh your apex reps...
>Gura never played the game beforeShouldn't Ame run her through the tutorial first?
>it's been 5 monthsCHUMBUDS?!
Don't let Matsuri see this stream...
>>30427522I'd rather read the Arkham Editions.
>>30427038Are you telling him to become a predator? Don't do thatAn actual gura GF is illegal bro
>>30427522AO chan is the superior book.
Panic shark the stream.
these characters are so fucking pozzed. i'm never playing this game. only for you, gura... only for you.
>Gura already screamingKino. Kino.
>few minutes in>gura already screaming
>>30427518She does that. Welcome to the cult.
>>30427405>>30427316Being this lewd should be illegal. I think she legit has a breeding and lactation fetish. Do you think she will keep up the GFE or stop it?
I hope Gura gets a beefy computer at some point
Dammit teammates, your oshi has infected my oshi with this kusoge.
>>30427555duo queue always takes a while, everyone plays trios
>>30427518unless you understand moonrune, i have no idea how you guys can watch jp streams
>>30427555It's because duo queues are dead. If they ran trios queue, it would've popped quickly.
>>30427405[chair clattering]
DUDE APEX POG
>that screamcute
>>30427562She lives in a communist state
>>30427264>that hand
Gura screams are carrying this game...
>>30427038but... its illegal....
>>30427615This is true
Kusa
Good lord they're already getting sniped hard
>>30427571Go look up Ark gameplay on youtube.
>>30427124>we>problemSounds like it's you, maybe try killing yourself and see if that fixes it
why dont they play a good fps instead like black ops 2
ame you need to reload...
They didn't even practice...she literally started playing RIGHT NOW...why!?!?
>>30427517Sure, but it was most likely damaged in shipping.
>Ame abandons Gura>Gura immediately dies
I blame Ame for picking this shit game.
>>30427483Give me your favorite Polka picture, Anon.
Gura...
>>30427606No worries, this could lead to Titanfall 2 with both of these guys
>>30427618Thats the drawing hand
>>30427051>He doesn't know
>>30427476American company game, please understand. Beauty bad, gore and violence very good pew pew.
They're not very good at this
Did Gura even try practice mode lmao
>>30427627I blame Gura viewers
Ame is a bad teammate...
>they're already dead
The FIRST Warmup..
Gura, your bitrate....
>>30427585Arkham Editions? Never heard of them.
>>30427340I work in post systemIf dropping it made these noises the package was already fuckedTry being gentle with packages when you have to fill whole containers full of them in short time for example, and that's discounting car transport where shit falls on top of other shit and other shit in this vein
And they're dead.Btw, Gura's feed is behind Ame's for me.
Why is every character in apex a minority?
Regular BGM onegai
>12 minutes late to queue for dead as fuck duos without the sniper boost only to instantly die
>>30427627It doesn't help that they fucking hotdropped.
>>30427562Internet providers are monopolies please understand
>>30427635I like to see Gura lose her Apex virginity, even if it's Apex.
Morning motherfuckers
gargle...
CHUMBUDS BTFO
>she forgot chumbuds
>Ame forgot Gura's fanbasecumbuds...
>>30427659why do you care?
>>30427579They have played before though. Apex was the first thing they played together after first meeting
>ame doesn't even know what gura's fans are calledNarratives?
PROTECT OUR QUEEN
AME DIDN'T KNOW WHAT CHUMBUDDIES ARE CALLED?? I FEEL BETRAYED.
>Ame forgot Gura's fan name
>>30427632Haha, very funny post, anon. Enjoy this (You).
>>30427609you're on /jp/ retard
>Protect your queen
OKAY I'M OPENING MY APEX RIGHT NOW
Well? Are you gonna protect Gura at Ame's request?
>>30427619her shriek before she died made my dick feel a certain kind of way.
>Ray0 already senting out his Apex friend request
My Queeeeeeeeeeeeeen *slurp* *slurp*
WHO IS RAY
Well? Will you protect our queens?
>>30427518You don't become a mommyfag. At most you go back to being one.
>Don't you want to protect your queen?Deploying simps! Chumbuddy out!
I wanna watch GurAme but Lamy's stream is too comfy and I don't want to leave :(
>>30427649yes, gura's audience, known for their obsession with horror games, rhythm games, and FOTM FPS.
Reminder that Ina wants to live in a 2 story cylinder castle with a glass ceiling to the clear night sky and white walls so she could draw all around it!CUTE!!!
>Ame didn't know what Chumbuds are called
Chumbuds, Ame doesn't even know who you guys are...
>>30427671i hate this bitch!
>>30427476this anon is right >>30427516you have to make them look like shit or you will get bad press.
PLEASE LET US WIN
>>30427659To piss off faggots like you.
>>30427645Does Moona got full batshit during Ramadan?
>ame doesnt know what chumbudies areYOU GUYS TOLD ME AME WAS THE FRIEND OF HOLOEN
Damn my stream lagged a bit. What was the challenge Ame mentioned?
>8 days nofapI survived all the lewd noises
>>30427615Doubt it. She's probably just being a greedy Jew who doesn't want to upgrade anything.
>>30427659sjw devs
you already hear Ame chumchads get to work
>Protect usI swear to god please don't make me reinstall this game
>>30427602She strikes me as rather Mori-ish, as someone with traditionally masculine interests who probably hasn't had her femininity appreciated much and is enjoying the newfound attention. Plus she genuinely seems like she's having a lot of fun with everything and seems quite sincere, not putting on an act. I'd say it'll be kept up with because it's what she likes.
GETTING ON RIGHT NOW. MUST PROTECT GURA!!!
>>30427644Doubtful, Ame complains of motion sickness with Titanfall 2. And she doesn't care for the Titan gameplay.
>>30427562(((American))) (((Internet Service Providers)))
god I love this christmas bgm
>>30427671coco dont look
>>30427615Unironically this. But I'm still watching her pov so I can see her princess carry shark. I'd normally watch gura but as a gamer, seeing her be awful at games is 900% triggering. I barely made it through superliminal while shouting at the screen. Truly a horrifying experience.
SHE GOES FAST
>have you played many FPS Gura>she ask the person that trashed her at FPSBitch...
>>30427659It's 2020
Ray0... don't take Gura too...
>>30427659because white men are cancelled. gaming is now for women and minorities. or at least the majority of developers are,
>>30427659Because they weren't good enough to be Pilots instead
Chumbuds.....
>>30427721Anon, she already upgraded it. It did nothing.
>>30427716To protect them if we get in a match.
I'll die for you my queens. Then again I'd do anything to die.
>>30427709Ina is so nice.
>>30427622It's illegal that I don't have my Mori gf yet.
>>30427678Characters are ugly and it seems like pandering to those who dislike what is cute in the world. It's a gross game.
>>30427659(you)
>>30427609There's a live translator a lot of the time. Though I've only seen Watame have one with any real speed so far.
>>30427602Probably tone it down a bit but still do it sometimes only>Yeah, I kinda got a bit too into it I'll admit. I kinda lose control when I'm enjoying myself. I'm not sure how heavily I'll lean into it in the future. I just got so carried away having so much fun so it was really for me like a BFE. Is this what it feels like to be in love?https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/34619471/#q34623376
>>30427659>Caustic
>>30427712She did last time, and not in a fun way.
>>30427704Gura's audience are zoomer memelords, let's be real anon
Ame doesn't give a single shit about Gura...
>>30427133This is true.
>Gura played csgo beforeof all games... why? she seems like she'd be a cawadooty zoomer
>>30426529I can't believe ame doesn't care about hololove I'm unsubscribing same with gura after that incident I'm done
why are all girls childish?
>the nipples
>avocado8769
Gura is actually Global elite and is at Faceit level 10 in cs.
>>30427753ok you can stop watching :)
I want to protect Ame and Gura and be rewarded with a lick of their feet...
Looks like AmeSame isn't as strong as you guys said it was.
>>30427641tough choice
is the address still: 147.135.30.215:29594 kinda lonely
Ame loves streaming with Gura so much, she forgets that she's streaming..
watson doesn't know i existt. chumbuddy
>>30427733yeah its good.bells are underused in music
>>30427562ISPs carve up the country and say that only they will provide there. Because they have no viable competition, they can fuck you over as much as you want and you can either take it or have no internet.
>>30427719enjoy having prostate cancer, anon
>gura's feet touch the ground>immediately starts shoutingIs this the entire stream?
CHUMCHADS WHERE ARE YOUREPORT IN TO PROTECT YOUR QUEEN
these characters look fucking キモい
>Ah.. the nipples>The WHAT?>Oh.. uh, hydrofarms..
>>30427659"minority"
LOL
>>30427719>3 months nofapWeak
>already protectedThat was so damn fast
NOW THIS IS APEX
>>30427659>>>/pol/>>>/v/you're lost you should be asking this question in your containment
I wanna play Apex together with Aqua
>>30427768CSGO has usually been played at least once by girls with a steam account
>>30427700Ted's friend.
>this is bannable behaviour btw
Fucking simps
Noooo don't feed the sandbaggers
THE SHRIMP SQUAD ASSEMBLES
>Hey, thats pretty good.
>simp squads protecting ame and gura
HAPPY HOLO DAYS
>its already workingOh fuck right off.
god please just queue for trios the entire population of duos is just going to be stream snipers
heythat's pretty good
If only Ame can be this sandbagged
I have a suspicion this might be against the rules ame
I'M JOINING APEX RIGHT NOW FUCK
>they found simps alreadylel
>It actually workedWhat the fuck
Hey, that's pretty GOOD.
Everything's been lewded :(
>>30427659because it makes idiots seethe
You WILL protect your Oshi against other players in Apex, CORRECT?
Duo queues is so dead it's literally all Teamates and Chumbuds
They're going to get banned by Respawn for colluding with enemy teams.
Shark team six on point
>>30427659It's fine. White men got the actual good game, titanfall. Shitskins and women got this.
>>30427671I FUCKING MISS THIS BITCH
>>30427709>tfw you will never watch the night sky with Ina by your side...
>>30427709I hope she manages. She deserves it
HEYYY, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD
They'll get reported and be banned
>stream simpingoh lawd I am laffin
isnt this bannable? lol
>>30427622>>30427587
>>30427739when? as HER?
>>30427577>Gura>being good at anything besides rhythm games
>>30427771
>>30427782I'll take the first three or five or ten then.
Guess they're doing viewer games
this is gonna be a bad day isn't it
>they are both banned after this streamame...
>>30427618It's a 3D model that tracks the fingers so it's a bit janky occasionally.
Gura sounds cuter than usual today.
>>30427847perfect
>ame can't tell the difference between enemies and the chumbuddiesI DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE
>>30427786So does this confirm Watson lives in the boonies?
>teaming is a bannable offense in BRs>join the game and protect us, simpso-okay?
>>30427840>>30427824>>30427808>>30427847>>30427850Can they get graduated for this?
Teaming is against the rules. Watch Ame get banned live on stream.
>>30427752It's illegal for my dad to be this cute
>>30427733I always love when Ame leaves the BGM on over shooters, the juxtaposition is always great.
Are you doing your job to protect your queens?
>>30427847>>30427850Nijis are ENROUTE
>>30427803I would too, just so I can hear her make cute noises.
>>30427659>this guy must be joking>check stream
Are they gonna get banned for this?
>>30427852... A Way Out
>>30427873Nobody is gonna do shit lmao. They're playing unranked duos.
>>30427864This is the best possible outcome
>simps already deadChumbuddies...
>>30427451Sorallope Tokinori?
Those guys are gonna get reported for sniping and banned now
>>30427819>The entire server is either protecting Gura and Ame or trying to kill them
This is already a train wreck and I'm loving it.
>>30427873Graduated from Apex yes.
Is this even allowed?
I hope they get banned, fuck this game.
>>30427659They are mercenaries or some shit, the white man in-verse are in charge of everything and are paying this fuckers to kill themselves
>I can't breathe
Ame is gonna get banned from Apex and then use it as an excuse to play more hots
apex autists...
>>30427850>>30427847>>30427884what are they doing...
Is this banneable? I was about to log in rumao
>>30427847>>30427847Good I hope they don't play APEX again.
>>30427124?I don't see Kiara on the list.
>>30426594greasy gouda...
>>30427871No, if she lives in an apartment even if in the city, it's sometimes the same thing.
>>30427286i've given up on romance years ago now i've given up on companionship in general but atleast i have ame
>>30427873Classic chickenshit
>30427659>Mirage,Caustic,3+White women,The robots>"Minority"Abayo Nigger nobody gives a fuck about you and Im taking this shit bait to dunk on your stupid ass because it feels good
>>30427878yeah I don't like it in MC much, but they make her FPS streams a lot more watchable.
>>30427873Graduated from the Apex servers, yeah.
>>30427756Watame has one real translator and five fake translators
>>30427888We only do our /fit/ and /rhythm/ reps
kobe...
>>30427348Not even mikoboat?
COBY
>>30427856I wish their where more rhythm shooter games
THE GAME ISNT THIS HARD GURA
>KOBE this fucking zoomer
>Gura and Ame get banned on stream
>>30427871No it confirms she lives in America.
>>30427907Are you a snitch?
>>30427847Not if EVERYONE is in on it
>They didn't train once and just dropped right inThis is going to be rough
Gura... your abilities...
I prefer Amelia but I think it's a good idea to watch Gura's POV for the numbers. Increasing the numbers for Gura is the best way to make those faggot Nousagi and their shitty oshi KNEEL.
>>30427866Her cold/coof is gone.
>>30427873lol no though it would be sad if they get banned.
>how goods your shot, how goods your shot nerd?>okay pretty good, pretty good..Fucking kek
>>30427916No don't want them to graduate I was legit scared>>30427922>>30427895ok who cares then this is funny
>>30427852Ame got annihilated in a shoot out in A Way Out, it was kino.
>>30427925I had no idea that was ARK
They will be banned thanks to streamsnipers
>0 damage
>>30427709Is it weird that the first thought that came to my mind when she said that was this image of me building a art studio for her in our backyard after we married and purchased our first home together?
>>30427615She lives in a shitty capitalist country with no rights for the people, only companies
>>30427348>He hasn't seen om3ctw
Kobe..... I miss him man......
>>30427850>>30427847What did they do? I don't know much about apex
>>30427884>unranked duoswho gives a shit
>Gura>Apex PredatorPick one
>gura and ame cheat and get protection>still die in 5 minutesoutstanding
>>30427851Petite women are not that common in my country...
>>30426594padre to you, gundam
>>30427874isn't it a team game like CS:GO?
>>30427871Maybe? I live just 2 miles from a major highway and the most Verizon lets me have is 3mps, you can't ever pay them for higher. But 2 miles back on that highway another ISP covers, so maybe the solution for Ame really would just be moving.
Back from work.How's the shark and detective this stream, anons?
>>30427941>not watching both
Here’s the narrative>ame and Gura hate this dog shit game, they are baiting people into teaming so they can get perma banned and have a perma excuse for not playing
>>30427659To make people pay for Caustic.
>>30427954>capitalistNot for a while
Is it me or is gura super hyper around ame compared with ina.
The silver lining if they got banned from playing this game is no more Apex streams
>ApexGood night /hlgg/, see you tomorrow.
>>30427951ˢʰᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵏˢʰᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵏˢʰᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵏ
this game fucking sucks but i'll always watch my oshi
>>30427780Man this youtube bug is really the golden age for retarded numberfags.
what an awful game to stream in duo, especially since you can tell gura doesn't like it that much
>>30427861hmm hmm
>>30427904They're queuing in a dead queue so the lobby is all viewers, and some are protecting them.
>amelia gets a friend request from "AmeliaWatsonAnti" and blocks them>gura just ignores the request on her screenInteresting how they handle these things differently
>>30427888Chumchads don't play Apex
>>30427933REMINDERUNITY
>>30427957I sure don't
Girl goes to doctor. Says she's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says she feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Polka is in town tonight. Go and see her. That should pick you up." Girl bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Polka.”
Ollie love!
>>30427286Fuckoff newfag
>>30427931>zoomerThat meme is old as fuck, gramps.
>>30427971They're literally cheating, it's pretty funny
>>30427901I'm okay with that desu but I'm trash so what do I know
Lamy's kinda cute bois
Watson..why are you hotdropping with a fresh player? That's an instant wipe...
>>30427971Streamsniper galore
>>30427971Gura is horrifically bad. It's great!
I think Gura STINKS!
>Ame's gonna get banned live onstreamB-b-based
So did they fix the view bug?
>>30427878why do people coom over BGM? it's mindnumbing after hearing the same 10 second loop for 30 minutes
>>30427956its against the rules to get enemies to be on your side, people have gotten banned for this before in other games, probably apex tooits an unfair advantage because nobody else can do it
I can feel ame seetheing through the screen
>>30427951She's doing the rare Apex Legends pacifist playthrough.
>>30427929Do you mean like this?
>0 dmgThe humiliation will continue until Gura's self confidence becomes a thing of the past
Ame circling Gura's 0 damage with her mouse fucking killed me
>>30427935No? I don't even know in which server are they playing
>>30427956Working together with other teams is against the rules and they had a whole squad protecting them.
Is Gura's stream hitching a lot for anyone else?
>>30427978Then they're based.
>>30427971Ame's not a very good teacher, and Gura doesn't have the hang of things yet.Still fun tho.
>>30428015Imagine the smell...
>70K views total from both for Apexnot bad not bad
Wouldn't it be great if this was the end of the apex arc
>>30427970She just moved right before starting Hololive.
>>30427983>Not watching LamyShe's enjoying the game from looks of it
>>30426944LOOOOOOOOOOOOL hell no. My brother purchased one through them and they said that we were on the hook for return shipping. ALSO he said it would take them AT LEAST a month to go through and check the computer out to see what was wrong. They are awful and I'm never buying through them.
>>30428015Stop posting while playing, Ame.
>Hey anon, this game is fun! *plays like shit*>Wow, pewpewpew ₕᵤhaʰᵃha *misses all the shots*>What is this item? It's mine now! *steals good weapon/equipment*>What, they're shooting us! Oh no! *panicks and just runs and doesn't cover you*>Thank you anon, I had fun! *makes you lose every game*Would you still love her?
You're a bunch of pedophiles I don't blame Ame for forgetting your name all that matters is her woman not you idiots
>>30427947I'd laugh if they got banned too. It'd probably make /hlgg/'s resident /v/tards happy too since Watson would never be able to stream it again.
>>30427981Everyone is more chill with Ina. Ame and Gura are a high energy combo.
>>30428001IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH JABRONI
>>30427954>say capitalism>describe corporatism
I fucking love these two
>>30427971Gura is bad at FPS, but still fun
>imagine playing a shitty battle royaleYou zoomers are a funny little creature. Traditional Team Deathmatch is better in every aspect. Mainly that you actually get to play the game.
>>30427978If they get banned from Apex nothing is lost.
>>30428027As long as no one is a bitch they'll be fine
>>30427988Free shitposting
>>30428020>>30428030Ahh yeah didn't catch that since I was also watching Lamy
Jesus Christ, how many people are sniping in these games?
GET FRAG'D
>eliminated PEKOkek
why stream Apex? they could've just play CoD zombies or something
that luck wtf
SHE GOT EM
I can't believe Ame and Gura killed Pekora
>Gura eliminated shark-chan
>>30427980is this implying Biden is a lefty? KEK
>>30427941Rent free
Why can't Ame keep the bgm off or at the very least, turned down
DID SHARK-CHAN JUST DIVE ON GURA'S GRENADE LOL
I thought they played this with Ina as a teambuilding exercise, how is Gura so helplessly bad?
>GURA GOT A KILL. APOLOGIZE.
Ame should become the simp slayer. It would be pretty funny.
>>30427971Amelia developed the ability to summon a Shrimp Support Squadron (SSS) at will. Gura is trying her best.
>That random ass Gura grenade
>>30428046no
>>30428003Kill yourself you retarded sack of garbage
>killed oneAPEX PREDATOR BEGINS NOW
SHE KILLED A CHUMBUD
>Gura kills Shark-ChanShrimp gets what he deserved
Is Goorah winning yet?
>>30427995Ame always blocks every request.
>>30427971cuter than usual today
>no ame/gura collab for a month>we finally get one>they are playing apexthey are gonna die in repetition for the whole stream...
>>30427993I'm conflicted in regard to Polka's fennec thing. It seems like the rest of the design was already enough, but the tail is quite fluffy.
>>30428050I'm fine with that.
They're doing good now!
>>30428046Yes because TF|2 is better anyways
>gura killing that guy with grenadewoah
>>30428031It's youtube
>>30428007Maybe in zoomer time
>All these simpsIts pretty hilarious
>>30428046yes
they're going to get banned...
literally all these motherfuckers just straight sniping and simping lmao
>>30428046Yes, who the hell wouldn’t?
>>30428065its free and was FOTM early this year
This is like being friendly in tf2....
>>30428020I'd actually love to see them get banned on stream for teaming. It would unironically be the most entertaining thibg to come out of this stream. Imagine their reaction when they once again meet the consequences of their own actions.
>>30427931Kobe's been dead for a long time. Zoomers don't even know who he is.
>>30428050I care about the girl behind the avatar
>>30427995Ame blocks all incoming friends requests
I want them to play super nintendo games so bad
>>30428046it's fine as long as i can >rape
Holy kek
>>30428043Seeing Lamy react to each new discovery is hella cute
>>30427286You know where you are right?
GET THEM BANNED.
>I don't know if they were friendly, but...
>that rain of ammo/itemsFuckin lol
This is as ridiculous as Forsen's PUBG stream savers.
>>30428052Still seething SEAdog?
>the only ones they can kill are the ones who don't shoot back because they want to team up
>>30428068Ame doesn't think things through too well
>>30428083It was a handful of games like 5 months ago lol
>>30428059I just want to protect my oshi do you know the server ?
>the entire fucking match is people just following them
>>30427993
>>30428046for ever
Even Gura is worried about getting banned.
>>30427659>minoritySweetie you need to look at global demographics.
>>30427952it'd be weird if you didn't desu
>ame streams apex by herself, gets streamsniped and killed instantly>ame streams apex with gura, gets teamed by streamsnipers who help them get gearreally makes you think
>killing her simpsGargoyla...
This is fucking hilarious, but I hope nothing happens.
>>30427996>he doesn't play the same games as his OshiNo wonder Ame forgot you fags.
>>30428054>Say X>Describe XI don't see your pointDo you think kids aren't humans or something
>>30428046I'd tell her to get the fuck out
>>30428126ogey
>>30428050yes
>>30428102She's winning my heart
you asked for it ame...
Jesus fuck they're not even playing the game.
>Ame plays Apex>ends up with maybe one or two players recognising her>Gura plays Apex>the entire lobby is stream sniping simps who bow before herTruly Gura is the XQC of hololive
>>30428041Maybe she should move to the OC all my homies there have crazy speeds
Is this a getting banned RTA?
>>30427757BlessedThis could have gone so wrong but it went very right
>encouraging teaming on stream
Wait, it's all simps?
>>30428065See>>30427991
>>30428018I don't coom over it but I don't really mind it either.
>>30428046losing like that sounds more fun then winning by playing sweaty
Good fucking lord
>>30428057Nothing beats the thrill of scrambling for survival, anon. Death match is great, but crawling out of the crab bucket is a whole new experience.
This is actually fucking hilarious kek
>>30428046obviously
>>30428127>a long timeIt was just a few months ago
how is that cheating thoughthey're not receiving anything in exchange
>>30428161God I just want to make Ina happy bros.
Holy fucking shit
My god all these simps...
OMG
>>30428068Need permissions, pls andastand
I do hope they get banned so they stop playing this shit game.
Bros are they actually gonna get banned?
>the entire fucking server is simping them
Fuck that is that the gura protection squad
>>30428012>>30428008>>30428088I'm incredulous, this is hilarious.>>30428034>>30428105Sounds par for the course. I'm happy with this.
kek
>>30427659because watching white people fight each other for survival in arena would be unethical.
>that army behind them
>This armySugoi
>Gura's a blue goblin
Alright chumbuds, I kneel, Gurame is the superior shipt.KFP
Will GurAme have a mass execution of teamates and chumbuds?
>>30428054>t-that wasn't real capitalism
>>30428068Oh god I'd love a AmeSame CoD Zombie collab
>>30427463
>Gura being followed by 20 playersReminds me of Overlord
>>30428054HIV vs AIDS
>the entire fucking lobby is white knightsHoly fuck
Yeah, they are for sure getting banned for this.
>loot goblin
>>30428046I do this to people all the time why would I be mad
>>30428114Thanks. It really wants me to watch her play Apex on 144p
>half the fucking server is simpsCan't make this shit up.
Am I a concernfag for being worried that these guys fucking around and following them are gonna get them in trouble?
banned live on stream lets go
it's a fucking army
>Amelia is such a toxic gamer she gets her own viewers banned from games
kek this stream
Were people even playing duos before these two went into it?
if they get banned, are they gonna play a different game or are they just going to end the stream
>>30428038Why do people keep assuming the bug is halving the views? That would mean Pekora had a top viewpoint of 84k on a normal Minecraft stream which makes no sense
>>30428194>I, too, love to look at loading screens for the majority of my online time
>You will never fight other anons to the death on Gura and Ame's orders
>>30428040yes
Wew lads I thought /hlg/ was fluent in 日本語。Turns out they were a bunch of posers.
Holy shit, play normally please
>open stream>Gura only has 25k viewers>close stream
>>30428046I already jump shipped to the sword since at least the anon during her streams are chill.
>Ame tells Mori Deadbeats are the best>can't even remember Chumbuds' nameTHE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE
>>30428132Ame said she wants to play DKC2 so I hope she does that soon
>>30428077a large number of americans are retarded please understand
I cant believe Ame is a griefer.
kek this shit is ridiculous
>>30428124>this yearAnon...
My sides!!! They're going to get banned LOL.
>Ame hangs around Gura.>SHE goes back into the depths of her heart.What did she mean by this?
Look all the simps Jesus
Holy shit Ame alone didn't have nearly this many snipersI guess these are all Gura kids
This is just turning into a fucking social game, isn't it?
How many fucking snipers!??!?!
>>30428132same this game sucks
This is fucking ridiculous
the problem is no one plays duos really, so it's only people streamsniping
>>30428168rrat
How the fuck are there so many
I'm not feeling this one fellas
>>30428046yes absolutely and then we could go play something good that we actually like
>>30428165Wrong way around. Not all humans are kids.
>>30428125I always kill friendlies
Why big game companies make good characters anymore? All the characters in OW suck, and all the characters in Apex are even worse.
They basically created their own social server jesus christ
Is it really this fucking easy to stream snipe? They have a simp squad half a dozen squad 2 mnutes in
>>30428205Botan plays CoD tho
>Chumbuds, Teamates! I don't want to get banned, so please face the wall.
I wonder how takos would behave if Ina was playing too
>Literally cheating live and not giving a fuck Why are these two so based?
Now this is podracing?
>>30427678>>30427714>>30427800how do you fellow niggers?
>>30427841>titanfalldead game
>>30428198It's gonna be a year now....
shitty game turned into kino
You SEE THIS SHIT? This is why I hate you EN fuckers.
>>30428290play TF2
>>30428157She actually kills the snipers more often than not.
>>30428205Cover already has CoD/Activision perms.
>>30428108[x]touch fluffy tail
>>30428197"unsportsmanlike behavior"
What if the Apex devs are Gura fans instead, so surprisingly they do not get banned
>>30428234One of the holos should play Overlord
ok this turned dumb very fast
can they get banned for collusion or something?
>>30428200the feeling's mutualhttps://streamable.com/apfqd0
This is fucking weird having a server full of simps
>>30428106you got a collab watch-a-long coming up later this week at least.
Are you guys concernfagging? Can you really get banned in this game as a streamer for playing a fucking CASUAL game with viewers? What the fuck happened to multiplayer gaming?
That Gura scream...Why are her screams so tantalizing?
Surely Ame knows duos are dead queues right?Surely she's doing this on purpose right?
WE. SIMP. TOGETHER. STRONG.
>>30427873>Hololive gets APEX permissions pulledGood
this is actually hilarious, I tought this game was shit anons, what happened
I think I'll go do my reps
Why doesn't Amelia collab with Kiara and Mori in any way? She just collab with Gura and InaNarrative?
This is fucking outstanding.
>>3042825690% of /hlg/ are ESL SEAmonkes who can barely speak english, much less japanese.
>Half the lobby are Teamates and Chumbuds
They really asking for a ban lmao
>>30428271it's also because no one plays duos
Don't worry, Nijichads are on the case.
>>30427602She will absolutely keep it up, if not double down on it. She already openly talked about mommy/gf "asmr" to come.
>>30428157Makes me think of the early Fall Guys streams. There were 20 people just waiting at the finish line for Watame to pass. While Pekora was being molested so much she couldn't make to half way into the course.
>>30428298Exactly the same, let's be real.
>>30428296Different publishers between different games. JP copyright law is autistic
>>30428290Tracer and Ana are fun
Playing with redditor attention whores is fucking cringe.I'm out.
/hlg/ is writing a mail to EA so they can ban Gura and Ame
WARCRIMES WITH HOLOS
EXECUTED ON A LIVE STREAM
now THIS is kino
>>30428290I'll rub my dick raw to OW characters. The rest suck though.
Yes Gura, kill him
KILL HIM
>>30428338>Narrative?look at a map of timezones
>>30428341>half
>executions live on streamWHAT THE FUCK
Ame just made gura commit a war crime
JUST EXECUTING HIM HOLY SHIT, COLD BLOODED
>pull the trigger, Gura
Public execution stream
ABAYO GURAME
Are JOPs seething about the stream
I'm just here to watch them get banned lmao.
>everyone lining up to be killed by gura
>>30428266What csgo had its peek this year cuz of covid.i think this was the same
They're 100% getting banned for this shit lmao
FUCKING WAR CRIME
kek now this is a kino stream
hope they get banned
Okay everyone, face the wall.
>>30428115https://youtu.be/VIgHVlb151c
>>30428254
What's happening? Are they just fooling around?
This match is fuckin great
>I want you to aim at his head and pull the triggerhot
This is funny as fuck lol
>>30428197it's not and they can't get banned anyway since they're youtube VIPs and have battle passes
Pull the trigger, Gura.
>>30428353Good!
I have a confession to makethe Sister Trinity >> NA Trinity>https://twitter.com/bbbbungle/status/1336413324997701641
This is basically Forsen's PUGB games, except all simps instead of snipers.
>lining up to be fucking executed
>>30428290blame you know who
I can feel some drama coming after this lol
im getting flashbacks to killing friendlies in tf2 servers.... always felt good
>>30428331I blame e-sport faggotry
Holy Christ, Ame instructing Gura how to execute a man is not what I expected tonight.
>>30428294Only because it's duos. If they played the standard trios then it would be almost impossible to get into their game.
>>30428338timezones, also Ame played Halo:CE with Mori wdym
>Amelia teaching Gura how to euthanize her fans
they can be banned for this, right? if it's anything like pubg with teaming
Does Lamy know English?
Ame does realize this could get her account perma banned right?
zulul
they would really enjoy halo custom games if they got like 8 holos to play together
>You will never be a part of the AmeSame death cult
>pull out your guns>whip em out>show us your dicks
>>30427800>posting this in /jp/you fuckers really need your own board... this is embarrassing.
>>30428384DEW IT
This shit reminds me of those tf2 game that somehow devolves into a friendly taunt fest
They will get banned for this.
APEX PREDATOR
>don't just die pull out your gunsee they want it fair
>>30428342Why would they be banned? I don't play shitpex
>>30428336Towa nooo.
WTF i love cunny dagger after watching her donation stream now
I hope someone is recording this because this sure as fuck is getting privated as soon as the stream ends.
On today's episode of HoloEN: Ame and Gura commit war crimes
I want to be executed by Ame!
>>30428385Ame jokingly asked for people to protect them, and now half the fucking server is following them as friendlies.
>Aryan girl instructing another girl to execute a minority in front of nearly 40k peopleyab
This is fucking amazing I love it
>>30428155everything is a minority that isn't a white american male
>>30428413No, go back
>>30428416Imagine how mad she will beGura doesn't care but Ame was actually trying to rank lmao
>>30428338Anon, did you not watch the KiarAme chess streams?
>implying this dead game even has moderators anymoreits gonna be mad max out there
>>30428341Try all. No one plays duos.
>>30428353tell them to hurry up
>>30428398Kek
>>30428256はい , and?
what i'm even watching
>>30428348you build your own audience
>>30428294Nobody plays Duos
>xqc/forsen snipers try their best to kill him>amegura snipers try their best to help themIs this a twitch/youtube thing or a boy/girl thing?
This game has vehicles?
shit now I want any of the girls to play Dark Souls and summon their fans
>>30428404you bastard. i hope you got taunt killed.
>>30428338Did you forget about the chess with Kiara?
>>30428331>What the fuck happened to multiplayer gaming?Streamers.
>>30427123Deliveryman here. Your house is one of 200 places I go in a day. Yes, I'm in a fucking hurry. But I have yet to deliver a PC that is audibly rattling, that's just piss poor packing.
Amelia Watson introducing the art of executing enemies in times of war to her cute friend who has never taken a life before!
>1.5k donation for guraMust be nice being rich and stupid
Any anon here playing with the Holos?
Is this really the gurame stream we wanted...?
Abayo apex permissions
>>30428411further proof rrats dont actually watch streams
>>30428254But I'm a deadbeat, we already do that without being asked to.
>>30428353they truly are the anti thread
>>30428331I dont know about Apex but I pretty sure I remember hearing about people getting banned in Fortnite for this shit. Still hilarious though
>>30427800based
>>30428368that shit is fucking creepy
Amelia trying to stop herself from laughing is cute. Is this the power of duoing in FPS games with cunny.
>>30428194No it isn't. It's called FFA.
>>30428417VAVE 2 ZULUL
>>30428385Amelia made a half joke of "Haha if you see someone shooting at us shoot at them chumbuds!" The entire lobby has thus been invaded by whiteknights
This is actually disgusting
>>30427712She got a lot of hate that time
>>30428465yes
>>30428477Yes I love it
/hlg/ dogfuckers GET OUT
>>30428416She's not thinking clearly at the moment.
>>30428465They just added them in the recent update, along with this new map
>>30427757God damn, we don't deserve her.
Should I go for it? I don't want to see them play Apex again.
>>30428477no. this is fucking boring as hell. stupid watson using her pussy pass to conjure up simps.
>>30428437THERE'S BLOOD TO BE SHED
>>30428441i am recording but not watching because i'm still at work
>you guys can play like normal>waitwaitwait don't play like normal yetHoly kek
>>30428290I want Zarya to bench-press me.
the fuck are these 2 retards doing
>>30428353kek you're gonna catch a lot of people who don't even bother to check with this
>only enjoy Ame in collabsWhat am I, some sort of 0.5 teamate?
I like how the entire map is just simps killing each other just to have the opportunity to simp
>>30428484uoh
>>30428331You can but I'm not concerned. I don't think they will but I'd laugh if they did.
this is far better than a regular apex stream
>don't allow private servers>shit up your game with HARDCORE e-sports faggotry>ban people for having funYeah, I don't think this semen slurping """game""" is for me. Glad the girls are enjoying it though.
>>30428473>who has never taken a life beforeGura has taken lives. She just doesn't shoot them
Gura fucking SUCKS
I may have done something teammates wouldn't like..
>>30428507Fuck off
>>30428338Because Kiara and Mori aren't interesting
>>30428262>DKC2Ame monkey noises soon?https://streamable.com/2f1l59https://streamable.com/8aqulihttps://streamable.com/tvcgep
>>30428468That is always fucking garbage.The redditors come in and drop overpowered gear and attention whore with meme names. Garbage garbage garbage.
>>30428484lmao did he really
>>30428507based
Gura is surprisingly accurate at aiming single shots
>>30428046Where's my fucking burger?
>>30428507It's a temp ban, they're gonna be back
>>30428260I mean, Ame has been in Gura's chat.
>>30428466Ame's snipers usually try and kill her, so this is a special occasion because of gura
This fucking stream lmao
>alright gura hold them off>OkeydOwNeD
>>30428468Malcolm Reynolds would put an end to that pretty quickly
>>30428464Is duos seriously a separate queue? In other BRs queuing with 2 just queues you into normal lobbies with either 1 less player or your 3rd covered by matchmaking.
>>30428472I wasn't trying to explicitly blame the deliveryman, more the conditions and expectations that they have to work around. My bad.
Ame expected to get gangbang again. She didn't understand chumbuds took protecting Gura so seriously.
>>30428507kill yourself
>>30428507Yes
>>30426470https://youtu.be/jWApyeNRYIw
>>30428507faggot
>>30428507No you fucking autist
>japs are sperging in gura's chatout of all the fucking games, THIS is the one with the japanese autists?
This would be a gurame collab that would be even better than a way out You cannot refute this
Who has the most stinky panties right now? Gura or Ame?
>>30428474That's new taiwanese dollars, about 50 USD
>>30428507Doing the lord's work, anon.
Lamy forgot how to use her jetpack...
>>30428507Hanging yourself? Yeah, you should go for it.
Imagine how quickly Matsuri, RBC, or Aqua would come running to fill in the 3rd.
>>30428477hell the fuck no it wasnt but it somehow is funny as hell
>>30428466gura thing, ame alone gets absolutely destroyed
>ame blocking all the friend request
>>30428474Do you understand currency?
>>30428046Of course, she is more important and Ive played games with plenty of people who suck at the game we're playing. Id play as much as she wants, even if she never improves.Also that was a cute post anon
>these games with the rings they're very popularBoomer shark
>another guraame stream ruined by retarded fanssee yall at the Die Hard stream
Holy shit, they're inviting Jay
>>30426529>Gura executing friendlies THEY SENT IN THE SUPERS
Why the fuck is Gura censoring her screen?
>>30428563Gura is nopan.
>>30428382Dave Chappelle is a zoomer
>help>get blocked
>>30428507do it just to see ame rage
>>30428303Gura can single handedly revive it
>>30428507Kill yourself
How did this many teamates and chumbuddies get in the same lobby at the same time
>>30428474retardchama...
>>30428507If you want to be an honorary Nijinigger.
>>30428531You larping again?
>>30428256why u say this exactly?
>>30428303>still better than this lame cashgrab>titanfall 3 is comingHow does it feel to be a fad?
>>30428057TDM and CTF. And a little FFA to unwind afterwards.
>>30428568but then we wouldn't have this kino
>>30428466They want to protect Gura not Ame tho
>>30428507It's for the greater good
>>30428468>Summoned Warrior of Sunlight YES MY FEETQUEEN>Invaded by Dark Spirit Malcom Reynolds.Oh it would be a sight to behold alright.
>>30428507Fuck off, retard.
>>30428507don't be an idiot
>>30428290What are you talking about? D.Va and Mercy are great for porn.
Finally trios so the lobby isn't all snipers.
>>30428590Chummate power
>1 Friends in ApexJay?
>>30428507Sure, just make sure to grab some lube for your boyfriend afterwards sweaty ;)
>>30428525>semen slurping """game"""kek I miss you /v/
why are cumbuds trying to get them banned
>triosstream saved
MrDamm is so fucking lucky
Are people not liking this? It's way more entertaining than regular Apex stream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr07fqVYgFY
>>30428525All games are like this now a days, you said it>no private servers.
>>30428290OW is only good for porn
>>30428562capcom...
>>30428562ahem
>>30428507You're retarded, they would only get a temp ban anyways.
>>30428338antichama at least do your research first
>>30428624Ame
>>30428507HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>asianhooker69kek
>asianhooker69
>GurururaWell bros, how good are your username skills? We gotta show Gyaru Laguna how cool we are!
>>30428611Has a Holo ever gotten banned from a game on stream? I don't know what kind of repercussions that would have
>>30428466When Watson streams on her own her snipers usually try to destroy her and she gets angry.
Reminder Bloodhound is some non-binary bullshit gender so Ame literally just instructed Gura to execute a tranny on stream.
>>30428590Its pretty easy to streamsnipe standard apex and this variant is basically a graveyard.
>>30428550There's a separate duos queue which they were going in. If they queue in the standard queue they'll get grouped with a random.
>>30428563>Gura>panties
BLESSED BY ANOTHER AME AND GURA STREAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr07fqVYgFY good discussion
>>30428562God this game was such fucking kino.
>>30428525>You can't have funnnn REEEE>games are sportssss>you have to play like we tell you tooomodern gaming
Guys. I'm not sure if I need to take my meds or is Mori streaming at much earlier times to avoid her usual gachikois?You know, the creeper ones. I haven't seen Funny Feeling and Headtaker lately.
Modern games suck ass and this is why. Companies wanting absolute control so they kill people with MTX and eSports.
>>30428507Holy based, go for it.
>>30428507Kill yourself nijifaggot
>>30428630It's /hlg/ dogfuckers seething
>Ame hates apex, but Gura was so excited to play she couldn’t turn it down>Ame decides that they will literally break the rules of the game so they can get perma banned after the stream>Now they can stop playing this dogshit game forever Why is anyone mad? This is based
>>30428437It's match rigging basically
>>30428630I think people are just worried that they're gonna get fucked over by the game's ToS
>we never have to watch Ame play Apex again after this stream>she'll just play Valorant insteadI'm not sure if their impending bans are a good thing or a bad thing.
>>30428630Just some gameplayfags and dogfuckers seething, it's fun.
>>30428531post?
>>30428368did this actually happen? shit i need to pay attention more.
>>30428600Nice.
>>30428484>gtnigger
>>30428561Apex is no joke to them>>30428525How else is your game going to be popular among the kids?
>>30428562This game is the most kino collaborative effort among any two people on the planet, it's a shame it isn't used as collab bait more often
>>30428590No one plays duos
>>30428507take my (you)
Mr Damm: ???
>>30428630/hlg/ dogfukers seething.
>>30428630I'm loving it. They're having fun. That's all that matters
>>30428663>everyone who correctly finds gura boring must love doguh huh
>>30428538Yeah I noticed this during L4D, people were joking about her using an aimbot.
>>30428659Maybe she just wants a better sleep cycle?
never played APEX before. whats the winning condition of the game?
>>30428338>>>/jp/?task=search2&search_filename=1596486179483.png>>30195676>>30195707Braindead Brazilian piece of shit, go get kidnapped and ransomed for drug money.
>>30428625thought that was from /sp/
>>30428660overwatch killed gaming
>>30428507THINK OF AME AND GURA
>>30428664>>Ame hates apexWhat?
>>30428670>zhes playing Valorant?>activate ze chink ban
>>30428396Kiara...
>>30428561>Listeners shouldn't bother them!>Because it is not customizable, it is treated as out to gather and play casually with other players participating, but this time the sniper is bad.At least they're not going after Gura and Ame
any dumpster divers? do the JPs have any idea what's going on?
>>30428582Settings menus can cause yabs. Sometimes they contain information you don't want shown. Also, Ame had some stuff leak awhile ago because of a single frame when she switched from borderless to fullscreen. She's just being safe.
>>30428468>Mori plays Dark souls>Hundreds of Deadbeats with the name Thanatos attempt to get in
>>30428664based 4D chess-master watson
>>30428659She is streaming much earlier than usual, though I really doubt that's the reason.
What's with this bitrate? 1080p looks like shit.
>>30428701Last team alive wins
>>30428561JP fucking LOVES the shit out of BRs.
>>30428702HUEHUEHUEHUE
Ohhhhh this might be the first time I can't watch Gura's POV. It's fucking painful bros...
>>30428701Just be the last team standing.
>>30428507if you actually cared for them, you wouldn't do this
>Lamy's sugoing at the gameCan't wait for Ina stream
Ame...
pro gamer Amelia Watson
>>30428507KFP hereDo it. They are whores
>professional apex player ame
>I don't want to be close to this filthy janitor peasantsHoly shit Gura
WAACHAMA!?
>>30428630Yeah it's way more fun cause of how chaotic and silly it is
>>30428694Fuck dogs, get it right
>>30428701Battle royale, be the last squad left standing.
>>30428687Makes sense why their thread is so slow. They're all here.
>>30428514Muscle girl chuba when?
>>30428699Gura is definitely using an aimbot.
>>30428507Do it, then kill yourself
ame...
Why dont they invite Enma-chan to be their third member for full party game?
Amelia please
>>30428507based, no cheating
Watson fucking retarded amelia
>>30428630I'm having a good fuckin time
>>30428701Be the last man (or team) standing
Their 3rd doesn't know.............
>>30428561Sperging about what? The teaming? Or just the fact that she's playing Apex?
bruh
Watson? More like Deadson
>>30428694Yes
Controversial opinion, MW2 was the 'apex' of FPS. Why? Because everything was so broken. Top fun.
>>30428630As far as I'm concerned Apex is a collab-only game. I dont mind watching if it's a collab
Dude Ame is so pissed off but trying to hide it
kek ame
>>30428701Last team standing wins, game constantly shrinks the field to force encounters and limit resources
>>30428701Be the last team standing.
>>30428748EnMa actually has a job, unlike these chuubas
>>30428198That is a long time for zoomers
The guy left ...
Bros... Amelia is kinda dumb isnt she?...
>>30428748ina...
>>30428703it is, /v/ermin are the ultimate newfags
>>30428748This is some great ENMA fanart, damn
>>30427522he's not wrong
>2 left
>>30428776mw2 was actually a fun video game though
>>30428714more like>streams on PC>gets game literally ruined my fucking hacking invaders
>The random leftToxic...
>>30428731Why are chickenfags like this?
>>30428791How new are you?
>>30428718She's forcing me to wake up early now.
>>30428507Only report Ame, not Gura.
Damm-kun...
>>30428748she's busy having sex
>>30428702Kek
>>30428791well she is a woman
>>30428743Yeah just like she's definitely using perfectly-calibrated undetectable real-time autotune with no compression lmaoMeds
Gura just roasted her
>>30428748Because she'd carry them (again)
>>30428791Yes but also I love her
>>30428694no, but all dogfuckers hate gura
>>30428659She did the same all last week, I think it's just her japanese lessons getting in the way. also I'm pretty sure headtaker was in the manga stream. that said, I'd be pretty happy if they fucked off.
>Accidental disconnectionAme...
Ame and Gura are so sociable and comfortable with each other
>>30428659Probably got her hours reduced at scythe-swinging lessons since she'll be leaving them soon.
>Caustic HATES V chuuba
These two are so bad but cute
>>30428731Stop false flagging
>imagine getting into a game with ame and gura only to leave half way through.
>>30428776It was fine for its time, but Titanfall 1 is basically that but better.
>>30428707She realized it's just a shittier stripped down version of Titanfall 2 after actually playing it
>>30428778She's cranky after pulling an all nighter trying to salvage a lemon.
>>30428535Why is this so arousing? I'm not even a big Flare fan usually but this has me rock fucking hard.
>>30428805>>30428731
>>30428731>>30428805t.deadbeatst. deadbeat
Why not invite Towa, Aqua, Roboco, Festival and Astel to join the sever and play with them?Are they still asleep?
>>30427800of course it's a sheepfag
>>30428748Probably busy
>>30428718It's for her Japanese lessons She just streams right after work
>>30428683I'm really happy she noticed us.
>>30428702anao...
>>30428776Even more controversial take shooters were never good
>>30428646I always use very simple names like Dave, Bob, etc. It's in case I get good at whatever game it is and I can be the "Greg" of the server. It's all for the stupid joke.
>>30428776Pre nerf Akimbo model 1337 ....
>>30428778she's so mad she's literally about to graduate
>>30428561They want to see samechan play the game they like, not get NTR'd by redditors
>>30428702OHNONONONO
I wonder if I'll finish updating Apex before this stream ends. I want to pretend to be friendly and then shoot them both dead in front of 50k viewers.My cell signal at this truck stop is kind of sketchy.
>not even playing the game, just playing bumpercarscute!
kek, the third guy left>fucking noobs, why do I get them everytime
Gura scream too strong.
>>30428777>Gura needs floaties, you see me I don't need no floaties I got TWO BIG ONES
>>30428731tenchou would fire you for saying this
>>30428838>They're speaking english>Curse their souls to eternal damnation and punishment from Allah and leave
>>30428659Good. Earlier for me in the PST zone.
>>30428838Probably from /hlg/
Can't they play need for speed underground 2?
Apex pro-player sperging on twitter about the streamsniping oh nonononono
>>30428660Nah, normal gamers usually end up leaving and servers are either filled with buddies that want to play by their own rules or run by admins who ban people for being souring their mood or their killstreaks.
>>30428838He heard Gura talking and got creeped out
>>30428838>completely ignore you>fuck off to stupid spots>fucking commits suicide 5 minutes inYea, I'd leave too
>>30428256What happened this time?
>>30428638Mori getting cucked from actually using the sword and the rocket launcher were the saddest parts of that stream
>>30428715>>30428842>>30428664Chance for Astel collab = 0%good
>>30428864have you realized yet that you are just a normal stream sniper?
This is like an ARK stream, but on Apex.
>>30428848Ame said she wants to do her reps before collabing with RBC again or doing one with Aqua
>>30428819I believe gura is actually hiding her techie power level. Every problem she's ever had was pre-planned and executed perfectly. She even has her own custom autotune setup and aimbot, handcrafted from scratch. She wants to learn to code? I think she already knows how.
Anyone have the stream where Towa made Kanata cry?
>>30428776I was the faggot running around on Favela and Skidrow marathon/tac knifing you fucks
>>30427641
>>30428659She streams after getting home from 'scythe swinging'.She's doing fewer later streams because she has time commitments she handles in the evenings. She's settled into a schedule of getting vtuber stuff out of the way after getting home and spending the evening being productive rather than having vtubing randomly interject for an hour in the middle of her productive time.
>>30428892Why just go on 4chan and lie about things
>>30428046I would eat the burger
>Just fucking around with the vehicles >45k viewers for fucking Apex
>>30428892screenshot?
>Still no Worms collab>Still no Metal Slug collab>Still no Terraria collab
>>30428838Probably a Niji or from /hlg/
>>30428568Who?
>>30428132Super mario world would be amazing. Its 2d too so I bet it would be easier spacially wise.
>>30428776sprinting with akimbo G18 made retards screech in autistic agony like I've never seen before
>>30428864woah dude ur a true badass
>>30428880Yeah, but Tenchou fires us if we beat her in Mario Kart too, so it's not much of a threat.
GURA ASKS QUESTIONS AND THEN DOESN'T LISTEN TO THE ANSWER
>>30428666Iguess that makes sense, but it's not like it's a tournament or a serious game.Retarded shit.
>>30428776Yeah it was so broken it caused me to drop CoD presently and play better shit like BF instead, "good times"
>>30428440Any highlights?
>You just loot for 10 minutes and then die to the first squad you seeAt least she admits it.
>>30428702fucking exposed nigga get the fuck out of here KEK
>>30428916This is true
>I will snipe em dont worry
>>30428892who?
>image board>can still post imagessugoi
>loot for 10 minutes>then die to the first squad you seeAme summing up Apex nicely
>>30428864but there's no way to know which servers they are on, i dont even know how the hell people managed to get in their game
>>30428670It's a temp ban anyway
>misses all shots point blank with a shotgunisn't ame supposed to be good?
I love you, Gura! You're so cute with Ame!
I love you Gura!
real exciting stream guys...
I love my dorky Priestess!!
>>30428864>Trucker anon is stream snipping
i love you, gura and ame!
>>30428892>source: my ass
I love you, Amelia!
I LOVE YOU GURA!