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Gomenasai /jp/, my name is Ken-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, God Hand)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

>> No.3040104

Kimonos look so comfy. Like a silk bathrobe.

>> No.3040106
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Good luck!

>> No.3040108

>Gomenasai /jp/
You are excused.

>> No.3040110

Someone should fix '27 year old in highschool'

>> No.3040114

>>3040088
>>I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

So? I have been doing the same thing with a portable minigun.

>> No.3040115

>>3040104
It's a hakama, dumbass.

>> No.3040120
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3040120

Reported, Saged, Hidden.

>> No.3040124

...Why do we play along with copypasta again?

>> No.3040127

>>3040124
because we have nothing better to do?

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>>3040088

>27 year old
>High School

>> No.3040143

>>3040124
/jp/ - Boredom

>> No.3040159

I feel you man

The Katana is underpowered in the D20 system

>> No.3040163

>>3040115
It's a yukata you fucking idiot.

>> No.3040188

so a katana is steel that can cut through steel... mhm, keep telling yourself that.

>> No.3040198

So, Ken-sama is wearing a kimono, hakama or yukata?

I don't know what the shit anymore.

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