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30375130 No.30375130 [Reply] [Original]

Moonladies are the best

>> No.30376550

Fuck Lunarian!

>> No.30376705
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National Aeronautics and Space Administration 航空宇宙局 John F. Kennedy the Space Race 宇宙開発競争 the Apollo Space Program Nikita Khrushchev Lyndon B. Johnson Apollo 11 アポロ宇宙計画 アポロ11号 Michael Collins Cape Canaveral the Eagle Lunar Module 鷲 Buzz Aldrin the Eagle has landed 人への小さな一歩 Neil Armstrong the United States of America アメリカ合衆国 Death Impurity Life 死 不純

>> No.30376923

*unzips dick*
With pleasure!

>> No.30377142
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What if I told you the craters on the moon weren't created by 14 Billion year-old space debris, but rather the Lunarian Mortars?
The Lunarian Capital is known far and wide for being superior to Earth in almost every way, though being a few hundred thousand miles/kilometers away and led by two retards.
Despite the ancient age of the Earth and Moon, surely one would think they would be untouched in an almost orderly Solar System, but no. Not only has the Moon been defiled, but it has been a grave yard for nearly the entire Lunarian Army.
At this point, people will ask "how?" or "why?" and expect to get a full run down of the thing from the natives themselves, but no. They won't. Not only are the common "Cute Little Lunarian Bunny" citizens so uninformed to the point of retardation, but they are also lazy despite their constant slave-working by the Watatsuki sisters.
The only one who could have told the story is currently in Gensokyo and goes by the name "Reisen Udongein Inaba".
There is no way you'll ever get an answer from her, let alone find and acquire her assistance since leaving her allies to die when she escaped in the middle of the massacre. To this day, she still suffers from PTSD.

Starting from the beginning, there was once a time when all native Earthlings lived on Earth and all was fine. All until certain events took place, and a "not so small" group of people decided the Earth was becoming too "impure", so they came together to devise a plan to go elsewhere, and as we know, they went to the moon, and dubbed themselves Lunarians.
Nobody knows what happened between that time and now, but we do know of the recent events that have taken place. Like a certain "invasion" as they call it, that happened from 1969 - 1972, which marked the beginning of 6 "invasions" which took place. All we know is that two humans, yes, two /humans/, decided to go and plant a flag on the moon. A flag with 50 stars, and 13 stripes held up on a pole in the vast emptiness that is the surface of the moon and dark empty sky that is space. One could see this as claiming unmarked and unowned territory, and they would be right, however, they were met with unfriendly forces upon their arrival.
The unfriendly denizens of the moon looked more like humanized rabbits, and at a glance, would be seen as small, cute and harmless- until you saw they were carrying weapons. And charging. Right at you and the flag like a bunch of savages. For rather cute creatures, they were rather barbaric.
After planting the flag on the moon, the humans appeared to be dancing, and riding in some kind of contraption with four wheel-like structures attached to it whilst going back to the same location every now and then. Probably taking pictures or something.
After seeing something like that, surely the head Lunarians would think twice before attacking a possibly more advanced and possibly unknown species, but no. They went on and attacked like a bunch of fucking retards. And with that, is how it all began.
We know not what the "invasion" was like, but the Royal Cocksucking Sisters call it "The War", leading us to our topic, the first "Lunarian War"- in which they lost horrobly. Spoiler Alert.
The losses were grim.
For them of course.
The Lunarians lost such a large chunk of their army that "...there aren't many left..." -Yorihime Watatsuki. And that isn't the half of it. The two /humans/ who invaded left with nothing but small blemishes that'll go away in a week or two, as the Lunar Army lost <Thousands> of their soldiers. Yes you heard me right, <THOUSANDS>. The ENTIRE LUNARIAN ARMY against two friendly humans. TWO humans and they LOST! You're telling me that an entire force of the moon, over six arrivals by the same two humans in four (4) years and multiple flags, resulted the DEATHS of the MAJORITY of the LUNARIAN ARMY, much so to a point where their forces are cripped to a point to where they can take on Gensokyo, just barely, when four Gensokian denizens put a stop to a GODDESS OF HELL, a PURE incarnation of HATRED and a HELL FAIRY who managed to fucking terrorize them to a point of having to INVADE GENSOKYO, as well as TOTAL EVACUATION of the Moon, into ANOTHER realm which they didn't even know they had entered on their own will as a trap- and they couldn't even manage to so much as give two friendly, non hostile HUMANS a hard fight? Not to mention it took them fucking decades- DECADES to get rid of an UNGUARDED flag? WHAT! You afraid the Youkai in the shadows are gonna snatch your ankles if you get within 50 feet of the flag? You scared you'll turn to dust if you touch it? Go blind if you so much as glance at it? Grow the FUCK up.

>> No.30379135
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she's a very nice hu

>> No.30379652
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Do you think Eirin visits her moon daughters on holidays even as a wanted war criminal there?

>> No.30380328 [DELETED] 

Go back to /v/.

>> No.30383761

Ahh, I wanna make them impure!

>> No.30384023

They would have her back in an instant.

>> No.30392743
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Is Kaguya related to the other moon princesses or like, a whole different house or dynasty?

>> No.30398346

she visits them but only on the dark side of the moon and without the knowledge of moonbunnies

>> No.30432435

That's easy! Just stand next to them! They can't bare the sight of a human, let alone being near them!

>> No.30440284

Hugging the moodladies to corrupt them both physically and spiritually!

>> No.30494435

I want to suplex Yorihime.

>> No.30494584
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Lunarian fucks!

>> No.30494673

More like moonbitches

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>> No.30536448

>Moonladies are the best
On what metric?
You have 5 seconds to prove you aren't a Lunarian Spy trying to improve the opinion of the Lunar Capital on Earth for your own personal gain and future plans of subversion.

>> No.30542036

we gave you the neet princess

>> No.30547902

Earth isn't a trash can, you retards. Find another place to dispose your garbage.

>> No.30547962

I want to pollute their pure Lunarian genetics!

>> No.30549102

it literally is tho?

>> No.30555112
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Yes but that's our trash! And unlike human trash, the NEET princess won't ever disappear

>> No.30556402
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Oh no! Hecatia replaced all of Yorihime's clothes with weird t-shirts!

>> No.30559727
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she is like a trash bag.. supposed to keep the actual trash contained for a long time

>> No.30573011

Fitting! Yorihime lost after all! Multiple times!

>> No.30578748
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too many peaches

>> No.30579113

I want to corrupt Lunarians into cock obsessed cum sluts.

>> No.30579920

erin is the only good moonie.

>> No.30596521

even worse.
she consumes and doesn't produce anything. with mokou to tag along, they both destroy and consume more than they produce.

>> No.30599154

sounds like your average neets

>> No.30602114

Yorihime ran away from a clown fairy. A fucking clown fairy.

>> No.30603450
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she angered millions

>> No.30613848

Yes, but those two have no fucking expiration date.
At least Mokou tries to help humans, Kaguya does nothing at all!

>> No.30643380

how embarrassing!

>> No.30643788

does anyone unironically like these two?

>> No.30644250

I shitpost about them alot but I do. Slightly. Hated but respect where respect is due.

>> No.30644332

Someone that powerful is scared of a little clown cunny. Truly embarrassing.

>> No.30647353

I do.

>> No.30650280

only secondaries would hate em

>> No.30650937

Matter of taste really, only worse hu is Sanae in my book, Sanae beign only 2hu i really hate and moonsluts beign mediocre like 50% of 2hus.

>> No.30651903

why do you hate Sanae, anon?

>> No.30661908

he's a Sakuya or a Reimufag

>> No.30662069
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What would her game be about?

>> No.30664575
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About her and the rest of the moonies being annihilated by astronauts.

>> No.30664977
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How the fuck did that happen anyway? Aren't the hime sisters supposed to be stronger than Yukari? Are Armstrong und Buzz really that powerful ?

>> No.30665072

Lunarians are just that weak

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>> No.30667569

Strap a Clownpiece to yourself and watch those Lunarians squirm!

>> No.30668008
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Remi won this time

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>> No.30707709
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she keeps living rent free in everyone's head

>> No.30709580

More like everyone lives rent-free in her head, she's gotta keep those gods somewhere.

>> No.30710322

I'm impressed of her memory skills.
How does one remember that many gods?

>> No.30710599
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Erin was a good teacher.

And the belt too

>> No.30719730
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The Watatsuki sisters are fine, but Sagume is the best moonlady.

>> No.30746916

>Sagume is the best moonlady.
I guess.
There's still Seiran and Ringo for contenders though. The bunnies that haven't been seen yet as well.
I find myself liking Ringo over the others, there's something about her that just tells you she knows how to take it easy.

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is that so? maybe you're just into plump~y 2hus

>> No.30763530
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Never Forgive, Never Forget!
Apollo 13 Mission [*]
Moonies deserve deathcamps, and watatsuki sisters deserve to be made into sex slaves of All Mankind!!!

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Moonfags will learn what happens when you fuck with mankind. These sluts can only beat up little girls and old grannies.

>> No.30764881

No. Between Reisen, Seiran, and Ringo; Ringo takes it.
Chatting and making dango seems easier than pounding mochi, serving Eirin's eternal neet and dealing with Tewi on top of Reisen's baggage.

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>> No.30769723

Dumbass, THEY ARE the humanity. You are like a neanderthal threatening a helicopter.

>> No.30784922

Yes, and two humans beat several helicopters. With their bare hands. And planted a flag in the very same territory those helis reigned over.

>> No.30789854

what flag? lol

>> No.30791395
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They're supposed to be overpowered, as the leaders of an advanced ancient alien civilization of magic. And even they lose sometimes, like in LoLK.

>> No.30791577

Lunarians fear Clownpiece the most.

>> No.30804443

Are you stupid? Lunarians could literally BLOW UP A F*@&ing STAR WITH A BOW. If they wanted to fight earth, they would just glass entire surface of earth. If you think that killing people by infecting them with impurity is some kind of "victory" over someone, then you really are stupid.

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have you thanked the lunarians yet today for not scraping humanity off the face of the earth?

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it would be an honor to die by her blade

>> No.30833833

Reminder that a large majority of the Lunarian Army got dusted by two unarmed humans who arrived several times to the Lunar surface.

>> No.30833901

nice headcanon, anon

>> No.30838088

It's canon, tho

>> No.30839008
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Giant Astrounaut and Midget Moonie

>> No.30844018
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are there seasons on moon?

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the lunarians are trying a new method to raise morale

>> No.30846285

By dressing up as Kunoichi.

>> No.30846350

The uniform is impractical.

>> No.30869506

I only agree on the standing of present metal.
That much reflection will not only blow their cover, but does not guarantee safety.

>> No.30913084

How should I know?

>> No.30932263
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don't act like a dummy

>> No.30933959

Lunarians are stupid, their uniform for the moon rabbits is a skirt and a blazer

>> No.30936121

Watatsuki Taimamiko

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Watatsuki retards are war criminals and should be hanged!!!

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All this "earth fuck yeah!" shitposting is gross!.

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>> No.31034090

good post
shit post

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>> No.31035077

Imagine having trouble against a fairy of all things.

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Moonie-lovers are not welcome on /jp/. Also fuck Watatsukis in the ass!

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>> No.31045111

Lunarian spies. Begone!

>> No.31067900

I refuse!