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3036927 No.3036927 [Reply] [Original]

Anyone got the lyrics for Happy Maria? I bet it's some creepy shit.

>> No.3036933

Breeding power.

>> No.3036935

>>3036933
You're gonna piss in fire.

>> No.3036940

>>3036927
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sKv0LqgoXU

>> No.3036944

I've heard some bad engrish before but not even these rune stones or goat sacrifices can help me translate this.

>> No.3036946

>>3036940
Thanks. And just as I thought, it's freakin messed up.

>> No.3036965

>>3036946
those aren't the real lyrics and i'm sure the real ones are just as fucked up

>> No.3036968

>>3036946
You took that seriously? Here are the actual lyrics:

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5726919

>> No.3036984
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>> No.3036995

>>3036984
That's the real lyrics?

Shit, the joke lyrics made more sense.

>> No.3036999

It sounds a lot cooler without the actual translation

>> No.3037015

>>3036995
At least it makes slightly more sense that the UBW chant.

>> No.3037025

Oh gods, the fragmented english, it burns.

>> No.3037028

>>3037015
Hey fuck you, I, for one, love being the bone of a sword.

>> No.3037031

>>3037015
You don't understand UBW? Rtard

>> No.3037044

>>3037015
I'm never going to hold anything because it doesn't exist muckrard

>> No.3037050

>>3037015

UBW chant makes perfect sense though.

>> No.3037061

>>3037015

UBW is mostly adequate english, other than "I am the bone of my sword", which probably just means "My bones are made of swords".

>> No.3037064

>>3037050
My body is made of swords.
Iron is my blood, and glass is my heart.
I have overcome countless battlefields undefeated,
Without once retreating,
Nor once being understood.
Always alone, intoxicated with victory on the hill of swords.
Therefore, there is no meaning to that life.
Perhaps this body is nothing but a sword itself.


I guess it does make sense.

>> No.3037065

You tell your mother she's bad engrish when you wipe your dick on off her beard.

>> No.3037070

Maria will grow up to be such a healthy slut like her Mother.
Still, she looks so hot... why wait.

>> No.3037095
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>>3037064
That is not the chant we all know and love.

>> No.3037097

>>3037064

Actually, the poem in japanese is in third person.

His body is made out of swords
His blood is of iron and his heart of glass
He survived through countless battles
Not even once retreating
Not even once being understood
He was always alone
Intoxicated with victory in a hill of swords
Thus, his life has no meaning
That body was certainly made out of swords

>> No.3037105

>>3037015
>I am the bone of my sword
He created swords with his own mana, so he is the 'core' of his swords
>Steel is my body
Check out his ass
> and Fire is my blood
He's tsundere for Shirou
>I have created over a thousand blades
He created over a thousand blades
>Unknown to death
Stuck in the grail
>nor known to life
He's some sort of NEET
>have withstood great pain to create many weapons
Tracing hurts like fuck
>Yet, those hands will never hold anything
Everyone dies and he's all alone
>So as I pray, Unlimited blade works!
He prays for an unlimited amount of blades.

>> No.3037125

>>3037105

Man, now it all makes sense. Thank you kind Anonymous!

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