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So /jp/ I was recently looking through my wardrobe and I realized I could do with a makeover. I spoke with Rin and she agreed while blushing and looking away as she sat naked at her bed... what's up with that?

Then I asked Sakura and she turned Saber into a dark solder of evil while murdering people and masturbating to me... then agreed. What's up with that?

Then I fought dark Saber, while asking her, and she agreed while pleading me to kill her as I drove a sword into her chest. She agreed while she was dieing and said she loved me... what's up with that?

So basically this is what I'm thinking.

- Go ALL red and black. Try some nice accessories and stuff and throw in some bling I'd assume.

- Since my hair's already red I was thinking of bleaching it and coming it back a bit.

- Get a tan. I think I'd look good with a tan.

So what do you think?

>> No.303181
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303181

You're on the right track.

N-not that I care or anything.

>> No.303188

Can you shut the fuck up with these unfunny rp threads.

>> No.303192

>>303181

Why would you say something if you didn't care?

Are you hiding something?

>> No.303196
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Bleach your hair, get a tan, and for god's sakes, pierce your ears, you look like a commoner.

>> No.303203

Non GM RP threads are the gonorrhea killing /jp/

>> No.303204

Personally, I think you'd look ridiculous.

>> No.303206

>>303162
Get a robe and wizard hat, not only are they fashionable, they are a must for any true mage.

>> No.303210

Non-GM RP threads are the gonorrhea killing /jp/

>> No.303211

...Faker.

>> No.303212

>>303196

Thanks Gilgamesh. I guess you're not as much a king of Douchebags as I thought you were.

>> No.303216

You need to build some muscles shirou. You're too scrawny.

>> No.303219
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HAY GAIZ I FUCKED RIN OVER AND OVER SHIT WAS SO CASH

THANKS /jp/

>> No.303221

>>303204

Oh is that so eh? Well then what kinds style do YOU think I should get?

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>>303192

I don't like red hair, alright?! It brings back bad memories...

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>>303221

Austere colors are en vogue this season, perhaps include a cross to profess your faith. By the way, this curry is excellent, Emiya.

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>>303248

Thanks Kotomine. I put my heart into every dish!

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>>303300

Can I have some?

>> No.303312

>>303248
KOTOMINE YOU'RE ALIVE?!

>> No.303330
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You need to upgrade on more than just looks, Shirou. Personally, I think you should make your own catchphrase, something people will remember you by. I recommend that it start with "I am the bone of my sword."

>> No.303340

>>303312

Pancakes and Hot Chocolate.

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>>303303

Here you go Miss Ceil. Have a nice day.

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>>303303
No, but you can have some curry-jack

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Maybe you should add a mask.

>> No.303367

>>303303

Shouldn't you be asking random truckers to suppress Roa in your ass or something?

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>> No.303369

>>303210
/jp/ was killed long ago

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I'm thinking you need a mask.

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>> No.303395
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Maybe you should try a mask.

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>>303384

You call that a mask? THIS is a mask.

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>>303330

ALRIGHT! This'll totally be the next epic work of poetry the world has seen!

What rhymes with "bladder"?

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>> No.303424

sage for tripfaggot

>> No.303425

>>303420
gladder

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>>303420
Hm, "Splatter", "Platter".

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>>303424
Welcome to /jp/ no one gives a shit, gb2/a/ or kill yourself, either is fine.

>> No.303439

>>303420
sadder

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>>303420

cancer

>> No.303444

>>303420

Nanner?

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>>303425

Alright this is what I got.

I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unknown to death.
Nor known to life.
Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
Yet, those hands will never hold anything.
So as I pray, "Unlimited Blade Works."
I then stabbed him in the bladder.
At which point I was gladder!

>> No.303492

>>303477

People are... Not equal.

Those who are born fleet of foot...

Those who are born beautiful...

Those whose parents are poor...

Those who have weak bodies...

Birth, growth and talent, all humans...

Are different!

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>>303492

You will NOT steal my catchphrase.

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CurryButt, you fail.

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>> No.303545
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How's this for a catchphrase?

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>>303545

I have a servant to protect me. Saber?

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>>303586

I make no guarantees about protecting assholes. Or nutbladders.

>> No.303602

Hey shirou, I killed someone and he didnt die.

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>>303602
I had NOTHING to do with it.

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Since the pictures of miss Ceil have stopped let's continue!

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>>303630

Zenshin!

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>> No.303656

>>303630
Why is your arm detached from your body?

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>> No.303665

>>303634
who's that random person on the far left?

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>>303642

MASTER ASIA!!!

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>>303656

DON'T ASK! THAT'S JUST HOW IT IS!

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>>303665

Just a random bystander who snuck into the picture.

>> No.303804

Proof that /jp/ is massively inferior to /a/

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