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How big is your penis /jp/

>> No.3026904

16

>> No.3026930

Am I gay if my attention was instantly drawn to the dick in that picture instead of the girl?

>> No.3026947
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3026947

Time to post some PROMOTIONS?

>> No.3026950

Two inches tall when erect.

>> No.3026960

>>3026930
It's one hell of a dick.

>> No.3026983

5inches. Is that average? Or is that small? I still care, you know

>> No.3026985

>>3026930

There's a girl in the picture?

>> No.3026989

Six inches.

>> No.3026991

one inch FROM THE GROUND LOL

>> No.3027004

>>3026991
So, you're a midget?

>> No.3027021

>>3026989
i love traps.

>> No.3027027

>>3027004
i'm a midget FROM THE GROUND LOL

>> No.3027028

>>3026983
5 inches here also. It's a bit below average, which is closer to 5 1/2 or 6 i believe

>> No.3027037

Big enough

>> No.3027046

too big, makes sex uncomfortable for most girls

>> No.3027048

>>3026991
You really shouldn't squat like that, it's bad on your knees.

>> No.3027060

6,7 inch

>> No.3027063

>>3027028
I've never held a measuring stick or tape up to it, but I'd say mine's about the same. That thing is like her shoulder length, goddamn.

>> No.3027066
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3027066

fits perfect

>> No.3027078

6 and 1/3 inches

>> No.3027084

6 1/2 last time I measured.

>> No.3027086

>>3027027
Now you're just confusing me.

>> No.3027094
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>> No.3027107

Never measured it before but 6 inches maybe? Is that average? All I know is it's difficult to tuck, making my trapping obvious.

>> No.3027118

Why all the infatuation with Mikan? Golden darkness is way hotter.

>> No.3027121

>>3027021
You and me both.

>> No.3027132

>>3027046

Feeling inferior?

>> No.3027136

I want your dick in my ass
I want to suck it and swallow the sperm

can we make it happen?

>> No.3027145

>>3027118
Mikan is one of my favourite lolis man.

>> No.3027152

I don't have one anymore. It was 6 inches.

>> No.3027158
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>> No.3027162

>>3027136
www.craigslist.com

>> No.3027164
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3027164

Those two are hotter anyway. Left girl can't wait for some penis, the right is a slut in the making.

>> No.3027177

>>3027145
Golden Darkness has thigh belts.

>> No.3027180

>>3027164

I thought all girls were sluts in the making.

>> No.3027185
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>> No.3027191

>>3026889
>>3027066
>>3027164
I fucking love Ishikei. He needs to do more stuff.

>> No.3027221
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>>3027191
Now with 100% more male rape. To show the feminists the joy of rape.

>> No.3027234

>>3027221
HOT DAMN

More importantly, where did his nipples go?

>> No.3027258

>>3027234
censored.

>> No.3027272

>>3027177
Yea but Mikan is like 11, and an imouto.

>> No.3027282

OVER 9,000 inches long.

>> No.3027297

Well I guess I was wrong about only females attention whoring. Sage this shit.

>> No.3027304

>>3027297
Seconded. Guys are mentioning their gender in every single fucking post they make.

>> No.3027311

6 1/2 inches, but you can't ignore my girth.

>> No.3027346

>>3027191
I donno, the last couple of releases had too much sameface compared to the older Nise works. Might be a different artist though, not sure how the circle is organized.

>> No.3027360

19,8 cm

>> No.3027371

>>3027304
>>3027297
( ´_ゝ`)

>> No.3027385

>>3027297
>>3027304
Obvious trolls. At least learn to use sage correctly, faggots.

>> No.3027394

My penis is so long that if I stretched it out on a keyboard it would go from A to Z.

>> No.3027399

>>3027385
>At least learn to use sage correctly

I believe you are the troll, sir. No need to be so butthurt because your penis is so small.

>> No.3027402

>>3027394
So 3 or so cm?

>> No.3027405

4.8 inches. I hate you guys

>> No.3027406

>>3027297
Men think with their penises. The bigger one wins always.

>> No.3027409

>>3027385
how do i sagee

>> No.3027419

>How big is your penis /jp/

How the hell is this related to /jp/? Go back to /b/ if you want to discuss penises.

>> No.3027421

7 inches.

>> No.3027426

>>3027297
>>3027304
These guys have a point. I'd love to see the rage that would commence if there was a "what size are your breasts?" thread.

>> No.3027430

>>3027406
>Stupid men think with their penises

Fix'd. Also, women don't think period. Even stupid men have you beat there.

>> No.3027431

>>3027419
says the guy with the small penis

>> No.3027432

Should I start a thread about vaginas? For the sake of equality.

>> No.3027439

big

>> No.3027440

>>3027431
Cool "NO U" bro. Go back to /b/.

>>3027406
>BAWWW MY EX BOYFRIEND DUMPED ME SO ALL MEN ARE STUPID CHAUVANIST PIGS

>> No.3027445

>>3027432
No. "Equality" would be having an equal ratio of penis-to-vagina threads as there are male-to-females on /jp/.

You do the math.

>> No.3027446

>>3027432
I'm not sure "How big is your vagina?" is a great thread idea, but then again neither was this thread.

>> No.3027448

7 1/2. Mind you I'm also 6'11 an weigh 340 lbs.

Actaully it looks kind of small unless you compare it to another

>> No.3027449
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>>3027431
I don't even have one.

>> No.3027452

>>3027445
Error. Cannot divide by zero.

>> No.3027455
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3027455

>>3027432
Yeah I think I'm gonna leave while I'm ahead...

>> No.3027461

>>3027446
It would be "how deep is your vagina?" or "list every random item you have jammed into your vagina" thread.

>> No.3027463

>ALL MEN ARE STUPID CHAUVANIST PIGS

But they are. When i see a hot girl i think oh god i want to fuck her. Every Men thinks so, it is in our Nature that got programmed into us by birth to ensure humankinds survival.

>> No.3027464

Awful thread. Why are you guys even replying to this?

Reported.

>> No.3027468
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3027468

Not to gloat, but it is pretty huge. Pic related, it's me.

>> No.3027470

>>3027432

Do a thread about breast size.

Something tells me that all of our /jp/ females are as flat as an airstrip.

>> No.3027490

>>3027463
No. You are either a feminist troll (most likely) or a retard.

Real men are in complete control over their hormones. The only people who don't believe this are ignorant man-hating bulldykes and underage b& males.

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>>3026889

...the hell?

>> No.3027495

>>3027470
>Something tells me that all of our /jp/ females are as flat as an airstrip.
Wrong, out of the three I know only one of them is flat.

>> No.3027500

>>3027470
Once i put my chips away and find a fitting picture.

>> No.3027501

>>3027470
>implying that fatasses have small breasts

Even you know better than that.

>> No.3027505
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>>3027463
Nice English bro.

Also it seems like /jp/ is becoming the new /r9k/. What a shame.

>> No.3027506

>>3027495
>implying you know women on /jp/ IRL
oh wow

>> No.3027509

>>3027470
I feel that I should, but I have never started a thread irrelevant to /jp/ and I won't change my ways. But hijacking a shitty thread like this is fine with me.

>/jp/ females are as flat as an airstrip.
I am. Even my little sister who hit puberty a while ago has bigger breasts than I do.

>> No.3027514

>>3027509
That's because you're a man, bro.

>> No.3027516

>>3027506
Of course I don't know them IRL, silly.

>> No.3027523
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>> No.3027526

>>3027514
No, I just used to look like one.

>> No.3027531

>>3027509
>hurr durr everyone else is attention whoring so I might as well do it too

Get the fuck off my board. You and the rest of the retards in this thread.

>> No.3027532

>>3027470
>Something tells me that all of our /jp/ females are as flat as an airstrip.

That's a good thing right, to bad every female on /jp/ is fat as a whale and 3D.

>> No.3027536

>>3027509
How does it feel being inferior to big-breasted women like myself? And no, I'm not fat.

You're probably dumber than a brick too.

>> No.3027537

>>3027509
FFFFFFF NO GIRLS ON /JP/, ATTENTION WHORE GTFO GB2/KITCHEN/

>> No.3027547

All this is pretty entertaining at 3am and reminds me of how lonely I am.

>> No.3027549

>>3027532
Hi, underweight femanon here. Food is expensive, and I spend too much time doing other things, so I often neglect eating. I only had breakfast yesterday.

>> No.3027552

>>3027509
>>3027537
Same faggot.

>> No.3027563

10/10

>> No.3027564
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>>3026889

>> No.3027566

I fucking love flat chests.

>> No.3027579

>>3027552
No

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>>3027536

>> No.3027588

>>3027566
Hey, me too!

>> No.3027589

>>3027566
Me too, and I'm a lesbian.

>> No.3027595

>>3027531

Sure is fujoshi rage in here.

>>3027549

Do eat something. I don't want anymore of our /jp/ friends dying on me.

>> No.3027601

>>3027595

Anymore? Who died?

>> No.3027602

Wow, this thread is terrible shit. Where is the janitor when you need him? Fucker is only around to delete trivial things and is always away when shitty threads like this go on.

>> No.3027611

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>> No.3027613

>>3027595
Don't worry, I'll promise to eat more food from now on.

>> No.3027614

>>3027601
Original ZUN tripfag

>> No.3027615

>>3027602
Well, it IS pretty late.

>> No.3027624

>>3027614

The guy from Singapore? I wondered why he hadn't posted in a while.

>> No.3027620

Your rage amused and entertained me. Want me to delete the Thread?

>> No.3027627

>>3027615
It's only 12:19 AM over here. Just woke up at two hours ago.

But still, we need a second janitor that's awake during this time. This is ridiculous.

>> No.3027633

>>3027627
If I was a mod, things would be different around here.

>> No.3027653

>>3027633
Tatarin~

>> No.3027654

>>3027633
I'd probably be a shitty mod. I'd ban people for using /b/ slang or reaction images or creating shit threads like this.

>> No.3027658

>>3027624
brah, i saw a post by him just a few hours ago. new tripcode.

>> No.3027658,1 [INTERNAL] 

Bampu pantsu

>> No.3027658,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,1
Why did you do that? /jp/ ghost board does not need a thread like this. The pictures posted are an eyesore, and this thread in general is giving me a headache. I don't even understand why someone made this thread in a first place, it's /b/ material.

>> No.3027658,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,2
>The pictures posted are an eyesore
Screw you, Nise is awesome.

Are you a woman?

>> No.3027658,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,3
>Are you a woman?
Why are you even asking? Gender shouldn't matter here.

>> No.3027658,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,4
It doesn't. Just curious.

You're a lesbian, aren't you?

>> No.3027658,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,5
>You're a lesbian, aren't you?
Yes. How did you guess?

>> No.3027658,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,6
Everyone on /jp/ loves penises, except for lesbians.

>> No.3027658,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,7
I hate penises and vaginas.

>> No.3027658,9 [INTERNAL] 

14cm huehuehua.

Well, I don't use it to pleasure women anyway.

>> No.3027658,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,9
Average depth of vagina is 3 to 5 inches (7.62-12.7 cm) when unaroused, and 5 to 7 inches (12.7-17.78 cm) when aroused. So yours is big enough.

>> No.3027658,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,10
No, no.

What I meant was, I don't participate in 3D relationships in the first place.

>> No.3027658,12 [INTERNAL] 

Small, very small.

Not like I'll ever need it.

>> No.3027658,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,10
Forgot to mention that it can stretch more than that, but it becomes painful for most women.
>>3027658,11
I see. Well, maybe someone else wants to know about these interesting things.

>> No.3027658,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,13
You can tell me, since I don't mind learning while browsing /jp/ or the ghostboard.

Who knows, maybe it'll come in handy in the future.

>> No.3027658,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,10

Hmm. Mine is 8 inches. Is that a bad thing then? Well, it doesn't really matter in any case.

>> No.3027658,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,15
It's not necessarily a bad thing. There are even 12 inch "toys" for women. Some people enjoy the pain, I guess. And it's not like you have to jam it in all the way.

>> No.3027658,17 [INTERNAL] 

My penis is so long that if I stretched it out on a keyboard it would go from A to Z on a Dvorak keyboard not really, it's just 7 inches long

That's a hypothetical penis, of course. As you all know, I'm a flat chested girl.

>> No.3027658,18 [INTERNAL] 

I hate this thread.
>>3027658,17
Put your dick away Jones. No matter how big it is, I don't want it.

>> No.3027658,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,18
Not even if Jones was a trap?

>> No.3027658,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,17
>As you all know, I'm a flat chested girl.
Indeed.

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/8109/paintchat090725bajc.png

>> No.3027658,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,19
That's a really good question. If Jones was a trap, I think I would want it. Maybe.

>> No.3027658,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,21
How can you hate penises and like traps?

>> No.3027658,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,22
Even I don't always understand myself. I blame /d/. That board has changed me a lot. Sometimes I see pictures that disgust and arouse me at the same time.

>> No.3027658,24 [INTERNAL] 

>disgust and arouse me at the same time
My fetish.

>> No.3027658,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,23
Welcome to every good trap image ever.

>> No.3027658,26 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,20
Jones is sort of cute.

>> No.3027658,27 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,26
And he's so cool too.

>> No.3027658,28 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,27
No he isn't.
He thinks hoopdog sucks.

>> No.3027658,29 [INTERNAL] 

Jones, did you just delete the OP's pic?

You monster.

>> No.3027658,30 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,28
He does? All respect has been lost.

>> No.3027658,31 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,30

He's also got a circumcised dick. My respect for Jones has fallen sharply today.

>> No.3027658,32 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,29
Why would anyone do that?
Here, it was in my cache. Have fun iqdbing it or whatever.

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/7607/1249019257774s.jpg

>> No.3027658,33 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,29
The person who deleted that ugly picture is awesome.

>> No.3027658,34 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,33
Seconded, I was getting paranoid of my sistermother entering the room to see that pic in my browser.
One more year till I move out. :/

>> No.3027658,35 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,34
Sistermother? Is this one of those awkward oedipal family situations?

>> No.3027658,36 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,34
Who are you? You didn't italicize the I's, you aren't the backwards-bro that I know!

>> No.3027658,37 [INTERNAL] 

It's not like it matters anyways, but:
>>3027658,35
No I just forgot to put the "/" between the words because 1
It'd be impossible without a time machine anyways.
>>3027658,36
I check for the italization of Is just before pressing submit but 1 So I forgot to.
__________________________________________
[1]: I was late to a family reunion.

>> No.3027658,38 [INTERNAL] 

That dick was just too ugly. I'm glad it's gone.

>> No.3027658,39 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,38
You only like pretty dicks?

>> No.3027658,40 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,38
Seconded. It's still a bad thread, though.

>> No.3027658,41 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,39
It used to be the case that if you googled my full name, image search would come up with a dick with a bow tied around it.

>> No.3027658,42 [INTERNAL] 

Ishikei, making you gay since... always

>> No.3027658,43 [INTERNAL] 

What happened to the OP picture?

>> No.3027658,44 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,43
It was deleted, obviously.

>> No.3027658,46 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,44
Don't images stay on Easymodo even after they're deleted by the janitor on 4chan?

>> No.3027658,48 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,45
I did. It might have been too much, but I was trying to read the archive while there was a little girl around.

>> No.3027658,49 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,48
Learn to adblock images.

>> No.3027658,51 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,50
So you liked looking at that dick?

>> No.3027658,52 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,49
>>3027658,50
Mea culpa. It won't happen again.

>> No.3027658,54 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,51
It was a nice looking dick.

>> No.3027658,55 [INTERNAL] 

you know the goatman?
i created him

>> No.3027658,56 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,55
goatman?
img382.imageshack.us/img382/3676/1169738334746fj5.jpg

>> No.3027658,57 [INTERNAL] 

Time to sleep, good night everyone.

>> No.3027658,58 [INTERNAL] 

As much as I don't agree with anyone deleting images from the archive, that error.png is pretty appropriate for the OP's post.

>> No.3027658,59 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,58
I'm not sure what just happened to my tripcode there.

Testing.

>> No.3027658,60 [INTERNAL] 

Your board can't handle unicode in tripcodes anymore, apparently.

>> No.3027658,61 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,60
Fixed, sorry about that.

>> No.3027658,62 [INTERNAL] 

7 in
It doesn't really matter because I'm never going to have sex.

>> No.3027658,63 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,62
Anon, what is sex?

>> No.3027658,64 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,63
It's whether you are male or female.

>> No.3027658,65 [INTERNAL] 

Hey Eksopl, if you see this, is there any way you can make asian characters searchable on the archive?

>> No.3027658,66 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,65
I just checked and they already are.

>> No.3027658,67 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,66
Really? It doesn't seem to work for me.
http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/3481/28126559.jpg

>> No.3027658,68 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,67
I think I know what's with that.

It does the same with English: http://i27.tinypic.com/zssinb.png

Full words and phrases in Japanese work fine: http://i26.tinypic.com/2r78uqd.png

>> No.3027658,69 [INTERNAL] 

>>3027658,68
Oh, I was searching for two-word compounds like 漢字, but I guess there's a 3-letter minimum limit. Cheers.

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