Hi, this is my first time here. Nothing on the front page has anything to do with Japan.

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Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:40:28 2009 No.3022947 [Reply] [Original]

Hi, this is my first time here.

Nothing on the front page has anything to do with Japan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:41:28 2009 No.3022953 That's because this is an otaku board. Now leave.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:41:28 2009 No.3022954 Welcome This board has nothing to do with Japan

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:41:28 2009 No.3022958 Thank you captain obvious

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:43:28 2009 No.3022970 Cool. Now go back to gaia.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:43:28 2009 No.3022975 Thanks for contributing. Now kindly leave.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:43:28 2009 No.3022976 File: 11 KB, 266x224, jigglypuff_pissedoff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3022947 >amazed_clefairy.png >clefairy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:43:28 2009 No.3022978 You guys aren't very warm. I bet people say your hands are cold all of them time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:43:28 2009 No.3022980 >>3022953 Otaku board wtf?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:44:28 2009 No.3022982 Well you're welcome to make a thread about something like that, but I don't think you'll get many replies. Oh, and don't take all the sages personally. We just don't want to bump your thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:44:28 2009 No.3022986 >>3022978 You expect us to greet you kindly when you create a shitty thread like this? /jp/ is already bad enough right now. Don't make it worse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:45:28 2009 No.3022992 >>3022947 Get the fuck back to /a/. It seems someone over there is trying to start shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:45:28 2009 No.3022998 >>3022978 /jp/-ers are raging. Please watch warmly until it is done.

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:46:28 2009 No.3023001

>>3022978
Hmm, people are pretty wary of newcomers here. You should take some time to figure out exactly what kind of threads we make here, and try to fit in.
Then if you like the kind of stuff we talk about, you can make threads of your own about them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:46:28 2009 No.3023003 >>3022992 It probably is. Just ignore all the /a/ posters and they'll get bored and leave.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:46:28 2009 No.3023004 Oh my God you guys use sage so much Not even /v/ sages this hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:47:28 2009 No.3023008 >>3023004 >Not even /v/ sages this hard. Go back there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:47:28 2009 No.3023009 OP IS A FAGGOT

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:47:28 2009 No.3023013 >>3023004 Because sage obviously mean we hate you. Well, I suppose we wouldn't want to make you dissapointed now would we?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:47:28 2009 No.3023014 OP, /jp/ is full of RAGErs and trolls. Don't worry about them and enjoy your stay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:48:28 2009 No.3023020 >>3023004 That's because /v/ is shit and nothing will save it. Sage is a nice way of telling people to get the fuck out/help them without bumping their shitty thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:48:28 2009 No.3023022 >>3023004 Because your post was shit, and we wanted to tell you without bumping the thread. Now leave.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:48:28 2009 No.3023024 Welcome to /jp/, land of the sage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:48:28 2009 No.3023025 >>3023004 Like I said, sage doesn't automatically equate to OMG RAGE GTFO. We all know you can just bump the thread whenever you want to, so we don't bother unless we really feel the thread is worth discussing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:48:28 2009 No.3023026 >>3023004 Do we even care about what /v/ does?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:49:28 2009 No.3023027 >>3023004 Please don't be offended. We just don't want to bump this topic.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:49:28 2009 No.3023030 >>3023013 I post on /v/ with a tripcode and constantly troll and even I don't get this much hate here. You guys are pretty mad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:50:28 2009 No.3023035 Wow i thought the 100 sage thread would make it before but my eyes have finally seen the thread that will make it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:50:28 2009 No.3023036 >>3023004 Clearly you have no idea what sage does. It is used to not bump a thread. That is all. It's not some epic /b/ attack.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:50:28 2009 No.3023042 >>3023030 Resident /jp/ troll here. We sure are. It's a really fun place to stir up shit.

>>	MANkoto !/uhtKOHuio Thu Jul 30 02:51:28 2009 No.3023044 Good morning.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:51:28 2009 No.3023045 >>3023027 >>3023025 Everyone is saying they're doing it because they hate me though. :c

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:51:28 2009 No.3023046 >>3023030 Because most of this board is getting tired of people like you and the incredible amount of /b/ullshit tonight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:51:28 2009 No.3023048 >>3023004 Read >>3022908 This board is super slow. Even if I dont bump it it will still be in page1.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:51:28 2009 No.3023049 >>3023030 Yes, but it's a good thing though, seeing how we do it JUST for YOU. You should be happy, to get this special serving of sage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:51:28 2009 No.3023050 >>3023030 Geez, you don't seem to be reading what I'm saying at all. sage != hate by default None of my sages were because I'm angry at you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:51:28 2009 No.3023053 >>3023045 Not everyone, stop being so self-conscious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:52:28 2009 No.3023056 why would you complain about people using sage when your thread is not worth being bumped in the first place? get out

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:53:16 2009 No.3023063 >>3023058 u so funny and randum

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:53:28 2009 No.3023058 >>3023046 /b/ullshit LOL I GET IT, it has /b/ in it, like the /b/ for the Random board.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:53:28 2009 No.3023060 >>3023045 lol, not everyone. If someone says it outright in his post, then he does. But don't just look at sage in the e-mail field and immediately assume everyone here hates you. It takes a while to get used to, but you'll manage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:54:12 2009 No.3023076 >>3023068 Moe. The op is moe.

>>	MANkoto !/uhtKOHuio Thu Jul 30 02:54:28 2009 No.3023067 >>3023058 :D

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:54:28 2009 No.3023068 File: 201 KB, 344x324, Kirby_crying.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3023050 >>3023053 I'm so flustered though. I'm not used to people doing sage this way and there is so much of it and so many mixed opinions. :c

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:55:28 2009 No.3023081 >>3023068 Obligatory lurk moar.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:55:28 2009 No.3023082 Hey OP, stop bumping your shitty thread. Also, proxy reporting this thread. Enjoy your ban.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:55:28 2009 No.3023085 （；ﾟ Дﾟ）ℳℴℯ❤ >>3023068 is ℳℴℯ❤

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:55:28 2009 No.3023086 File: 13 KB, 317x367, baw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3023082

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:55:41 2009 No.3023080 Hey OP, stop bumping your shitty thread. Also, proxy reporting this thread. Enjoy your ban.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:56:28 2009 No.3023089 This girl I know that I only talk to online asked me if I wanted to go watch a movie with her. What should I do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:57:28 2009 No.3023094 >>3023089 Rape her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:57:28 2009 No.3023095 >>3023086 Oh, so it's Bawson samefriending the whole board with the intent of trolling. I see.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:57:28 2009 No.3023096 File: 25 KB, 300x300, 1223992862186.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bumping for lulz

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:58:28 2009 No.3023103 >>3023081 I thought the best way to meet /jp/ was to confront them directly and ask related questions. :c

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:58:28 2009 No.3023110 >>3023096 >lulz Jesus, get out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:59:28 2009 No.3023114 >>3023103 For a troll, you're kinda cute. You can stay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 02:59:28 2009 No.3023120 >>3023068 >>3023103 See >>3023081. Lurking a board long enough to be able to read the atmosphere and know what is and is not acceptable is always good advice to follow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:00:28 2009 No.3023122 >>3023089 How do you know her? Do you live in the same city or something?

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:00:28 2009 No.3023126

>>3023068
Most of us use sage for the sole reason of not bumping threads, and we know that's what sage was made for. We are also a pretty relaxed community, finding pleasure in things like doing nothing and sipping tea. However, well, trolling is what all cool kids do, so a lot of people on /jp/ have started doing such a thing too.

Still, since you're a /v/irgin, you know pretty well what trolls are. Nevermind.

Most of the angry posts in this thread are from our special breed of trolls. Just try to not feel offended by them.

fdshfk
I hope you go back to /v/ feeling happy that you learned a new thing. May you wisely use the "sage" feature on your future trollings.

See you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:00:28 2009 No.3023127 >>3023103 More like the laziest way. Spend some time lurking, don't expect us to hand-feed you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:00:28 2009 No.3023128 >>3023114 Well, it's definitely more harmless than our other trolls, so I agree.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:01:28 2009 No.3023135 >>3023110 u mad?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:02:28 2009 No.3023137 >>3023122 It was a lousy attempt to derail the thread, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:03:28 2009 No.3023144 >>3023126 >our special breed of trolls I lol'd. It's basically true.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:03:28 2009 No.3023147 Should I get a special trip for /jp/ for trolling? Do the trolls here do that too?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:04:28 2009 No.3023150 >>3023126 The thing is I don't even think the troll is from our board. Everytime some /a/ faggots start up shit about us in /a/, /jp/ will be bombarded by them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:04:28 2009 No.3023154 >>3023137 You're supposed to make something up you faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:05:28 2009 No.3023167 File: 9 KB, 215x205, gastly_notamused.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3023068 >Kirby_crying.png >Kirby I'm beginning to think you're doing this on purpose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:06:28 2009 No.3023174 >>3023110 Sorry, my name ain't jesus

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:06:28 2009 No.3023175 >>3023147 That would indeed be the gentleman's way of trolling, so yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:06:28 2009 No.3023177 >>3023154 Excuse my French. What I meant was; we used to go to the same school.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:06:28 2009 No.3023179 >>3023167 Sure but not to actually upset people. D: I try to make it obviously wrong so people know it was done on purpose. c:

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:07:28 2009 No.3023182 >>3023147 That's easy modo. Trolling people without using a reputation is where it's at.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:07:28 2009 No.3023183 >>3023147 Only if you're good at trolling, otherwise it'll just make it far easier to ignore and disregard your every post.

>>	SAEG SAEG Thu Jul 30 03:08:11 2009 No.3023179,1 SAEG TO INFINITHURR XD

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:09:28 2009 No.3023193 >>3023179 I'm not sure. All it takes is one misnamed image for a lesser person to spam and derail the thread with reaction images.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:09:28 2009 No.3023195 >>3023175 >>3023182 >>3023183 I wouldn't be able to think of a name anyway. I am no good at things like that. :c But I just can't troll as anonymous either. It feels so rude. Like you don't even give them a chance...

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:10:28 2009 No.3023199

>>3023147
Resident trollfag here again. I personally don't use one, but some do. Listen to >>3023183 . If you're the type that likes subtle trolling, you might want to go with a tripcode. If you're the type of troll that spews /b/ shit to quickly enrage everyone in a thread, you're better off staying Anonymous.

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:10:28 2009 No.3023201

Here is a sample of what low level trolls always do.

Hi guys, I am from /a/ and I just play Katawa Shoujo. Any other VNs you can recommend? I play Umineko and Rance but it is shit compare to the masterpiece that is Katawa Shoujo. ^_^
Also, Hanako is so kawaii and mooeeeeeee.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:12:28 2009 No.3023213 >>3023195 /jp/ is already easy as fuck to troll, you should try some other board if you'd like a challenge.

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:13:28 2009 No.3023224

>>3023201
I have played KS but I like Lilly best, even if Hanako seems like she needs the love more.

At least if I go with Lilly, Hanako gets another friend as well. It is a win-win situation, I think. C:

And I would never say "kawaii." Or go "^_^." That is just silly, I think.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:13:28 2009 No.3023226 >>3023201 I don't even consider those to be trolls. I think they are a lesser form... maybe a kobold or something like that.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:14:28 2009 No.3023231 >>3023201 >I play Umineko and Rance but it is shit compare to the masterpiece that is Katawa Shoujo. ^_^ Too much, you need to make them doubt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:14:28 2009 No.3023232 File: 34 KB, 504x375, 6a00d8341bf68b53ef01156fb855cc970c-800wi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I didn't expect to ever see a trolling advice thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:14:28 2009 No.3023233 >>3023213 >>3023199 What if I namefag and -not- troll? c:

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:14:28 2009 No.3023235 File: 39 KB, 720x480, 63e32c99f53fa8e83b2f56f05672adb1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3023228

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:16:28 2009 No.3023246

>>3023224
>>3023226
>>3023231
Well yeah what I meant was this is what the typical low level trolls do nowadays. I mean this is /jp/ we are talking about, all thread get replies regardless if they are troll or not. Troll think they are great with such low level trolling when they get replies.

What they fail to realize is that /jp/ is slow as fuck and it is not comiket season thus all thread get reply to. But they will think that they succeed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:17:28 2009 No.3023249 >>3023213 I would suggest /tg/ but they are about as easy as /jp/ nowadays. /o/ and /c/ are easy too. Only ones I can think of for a possible challenge are /e/, /h/ and /u/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:17:28 2009 No.3023250 Most tripfags have retired from excessive trolling, anyway. We could use another tripfag troll other than Arc.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:17:28 2009 No.3023253 >>3023233 Then we'll probably just starting hating you over time. Unless you somehow manage to avoid that, I mean, it's not like we'll guaranteedly hate you...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:18:28 2009 No.3023258 >>3023246 makes sense

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:18:28 2009 No.3023261

>>3023213
True, but /jp/ is still very fun to troll thanks to the sheer amount of responses and the level of rage that you can stir up.

>>3023195
You don't really need a name. Since this is a trolling advice thread:

- Pick ANY Touhou character and make a thread about how much they suck. In case you didn't know, Touhou is a popular vidya game series in /jp/.

- Go into a thread where people are discussing a visual novel, find a random post where someone is commenting on a particular scene, and vehemently disagree with them. You don't have to know what they're talking about.

- Mention tripfags. Seriously. This board has a tripfag circlejerk thing going on frequently. Insult one of them and you'll get most of the rest angry too.

- Make threads like this.

- Ask /jp/ what their favorite anime/video game is.

- Spam /b/ shit

>>	Swabbs Thu Jul 30 03:19:28 2009 No.3023265 How is this guys? I promise not to troll as long as I don't have a tripcode. That is my code. c:

>>	MANkoto !/uhtKOHuio Thu Jul 30 03:19:28 2009 No.3023267 >>3023249 >/u/ Nah, /u/ is probably even easier than /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:20:28 2009 No.3023274 >>3023199 I don't think having a trip has anything to do with how subtle you are. I mean, just look at ISM/IB/GWoD.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:20:28 2009 No.3023275 >>3023261 I forgot to mention, these examples are just easy trolls. Setting up something more elaborate is always more challenging and satisfying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:21:28 2009 No.3023278 >>3023261 You get responses but seriously if you think you can make /jp/ rage think again.

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:22:28 2009 No.3023288
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I have noticed that there is a significant correlation between outside temperature, trolling and namefag hatred. As the outside temperature increases, the trolling increases and as trolling increases, the namefag hatred increases.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:22:28 2009 No.3023290 File: 14 KB, 256x270, CDi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3023278 >implying that /jp/ isn't incredibly easy to enrage

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:24:28 2009 No.3023302 >>3023290 I don't know. If you want to make /jp/ rage, best bet is to withheld VN translation, censor HCG and stuff. I doubt many of us care about the /a/ invasion and trolling.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:24:28 2009 No.3023305 Study the /jp/ tripfags. Find out what they really like and they'll go batshit whenever you disagree with them. White Len is probably the easiest when it comes to that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:24:28 2009 No.3023306 >>3023288 Your data makes no sense.Why would /jp/ be influenced by anything outside our basements?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:24:28 2009 No.3023308 >>3023290 You're a very poor troll.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:27:28 2009 No.3023328 >>3023290 You really are a lowlevel after all, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:27:28 2009 No.3023330 >>3023308 But, I wasn't trolling. I was stating a simple fact. Shit, you got pissed off and I wasn't even trying.

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:27:28 2009 No.3023335

>Pick ANY Touhou character and make a thread about how much they suck. In case you didn't know, Touhou is a popular vidya game series in /jp/.

>Go into a thread where people are discussing a visual novel, find a random post where someone is commenting on a particular scene, and vehemently disagree with them. You don't have to know what they're talking about.

>Mention tripfags. Seriously. This board has a tripfag circlejerk thing going on frequently. Insult one of them and you'll get most of the rest angry too.

>Make threads like this.

>Ask /jp/ what their favorite anime/video game is.

>Spam /b/ shit

All of these are good but don't forget:
- Spam /a/ or /v/ shit.
- Post Bawson
- Say anything bad about Meltyblood
- sage CONSTANTLY

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:29:28 2009 No.3023346 >>3023330 These simple 'u mad' trolls... Seriously, at least put some effort into it.

>>	Swabbs Thu Jul 30 03:29:28 2009 No.3023347 I wasn't expecting so many replies. This seemed like such a slow board at first, but I guess that is deceiving! it is actually quite active! :O

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:29:28 2009 No.3023350 >>3023308 >>3023328 At least change your IP before you samefag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:29:28 2009 No.3023352 >>3023330 There's your mistake then. He isn't pissed off at all. People see troll threads, reply to them, or go "meh". And since everybody posts with sage there's no easy way to identify if someone's raging.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:30:28 2009 No.3023355 >>3023346 Well you are pretty butthurt, but it's still not considered a troll because it wasn't my intent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:30:28 2009 No.3023357 I think the guy that will rage the most due to troll is probably the janitor. Imagine him waking up with 100+ reports and tons of thread to delete. I do pity him sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:31:28 2009 No.3023366 >>3023352 But, you are pissed off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:31:28 2009 No.3023367 >>3023330 a lot of people will automatically think that pic is trolling, but I think you didn't mean it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:31:28 2009 No.3023371 >>3023355 Oh, of course, just take it back will you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:32:28 2009 No.3023379 >>3023278 >if you think you can make /jp/ rage think again Retard detected. I don't think there's a thread on the front page where someone isn't BAWWWing about something or another.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:32:28 2009 No.3023381 >>3023350 Might want to get your samefag detector checked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:33:28 2009 No.3023385 HERE IT IS THE 100 SAGE THREAD CONGRATULATIONS /jp/

>>	Swabbs Thu Jul 30 03:33:28 2009 No.3023386 Guys stop fighting please I don't want people to think that's why I made this thread. :c

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:33:28 2009 No.3023388 File: 59 KB, 625x500, 1248839120630.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3023352 >sage =/= rage HAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:34:28 2009 No.3023390 >>3023366 I'm not the guy who was calling you a troll, so no.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:34:28 2009 No.3023392 >>3023381 I can see the IPs, genius. They match. You're probably one of those faggots still using IE.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:34:28 2009 No.3023393 >>3023388 One of the greatest trolls on /jp/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:34:28 2009 No.3023394 File: 20 KB, 313x240, 1245310971812.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3023386 Control is the one thing you DON'T have

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:34:28 2009 No.3023397

Augusta, Lady Gregory (1852–1932) was an Irish dramatist and folklorist. With William Butler Yeats and others, she co-founded the Irish Literary Theatre and the Abbey Theatre, and wrote numerous short works for both companies. Lady Gregory produced a number of books of retellings of stories taken from Irish mythology. Born into a class that identified closely with British rule, her conversion to cultural nationalism, as evidenced by her writings, was emblematic of many of the changes to occur in Ireland during her lifetime. Lady Gregory is mainly remembered for her work behind Irish Literary Revival. Her home at Coole Park, County Galway served as an important meeting place for leading Revival figures, and her early work as a member of the board of the Abbey was at least as important for the theatre's development as her creative writings. Lady Gregory's motto was taken from Aristotle: "To think like a wise man, but to express oneself like the common people."

>>	MANkoto !/uhtKOHuio Thu Jul 30 03:34:28 2009 No.3023400 >>3023379 That's what's cute about /jp/, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:35:28 2009 No.3023407 >>3023390 The nigger samefags so much it's really hard to tell. >>3023397 tl;dr

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:35:28 2009 No.3023408 >>3023392 Fuck, trolls these days.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:36:28 2009 No.3023412 File: 60 KB, 405x602, 62fe2dd347792bbebf56bfa9a88d4341.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3023393 Thank you for the honor. I swear every time somebody congratulates me, it was when I wasn't even trying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:36:28 2009 No.3023414 >>3023408 >hurr durr I don't have the 4chan IP Firefox add-on that's been posted a fucking thousand times

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:36:28 2009 No.3023415 >>3023397 I can say Wikispam is a guaranteed way to enrage someone. Good job...?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:37:28 2009 No.3023423 >>3023397 This thread is a good thread to contain all the trolls together to discuss their trolling method. Also pressing the report button is better than what you are trying to do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:37:28 2009 No.3023424 >>3023414 Then you're just a retard. Thanks for clarifying this.

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:38:28 2009 No.3023430

The hippocampus is a major component of the brains of humans and other mammals. It belongs to the limbic system and plays important roles in long-term memory and spatial navigation. Like the cerebral cortex, with which it is closely associated, it is a paired structure, with mirror-image halves in the left and right sides of the brain. In humans and other primates, the hippocampus is located inside the medial temporal lobe, beneath the cortical surface. Its curved shape reminded early anatomists of the horns of a ram (Cornu Ammonis), or a seahorse. The name was taken by the sixteenth century anatomist Julius Caesar Aranzi from the Greek word for seahorse (Greek: ιππος, hippos = horse, καμπος, kampos = sea monster).

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:38:28 2009 No.3023432 File: 324 KB, 359x400, 120613155948.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread is a good lulzcow, even if the trolls are obvious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:39:28 2009 No.3023436 >>3023424 Whatever you say. Lern2troll

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:39:28 2009 No.3023438 >>3023415 >>3023423 I've only seen wikispam work on pissing people off in /tg/. Although the other day it backfired and most people thought the spammer was the troll dropping his trip.

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:39:28 2009 No.3023440

Beth Hamedrash Hagadol (also Beth Hamidrash Hagadol or Beth Hamedrash Hagodol or Beth Midrash Hagadol) is an Orthodox Jewish congregation that for over 120 years was located in a historic synagogue building at 60–64 Norfolk Street in Manhattan, New York, on the Lower East Side. It was the first Eastern European congregation founded in New York City and the oldest Russian Jewish Orthodox congregation in the United States.[5]

Founded in 1852 by Rabbi Abraham Ash as Beth Hamedrash, the congregation split in 1859, with the rabbi and most of the members renaming their congregation Beth Hamedrash Hagadol. The congregation's president and a small number of the members eventually formed the nucleus of Kahal Adath Jeshurun (also known as the Eldridge Street Synagogue).[8][9] Rabbi Jacob Joseph, the first and only Chief Rabbi of New York City, led the congregation from 1888 to 1902.[10] Rabbi Ephraim Oshry, one of the few European Jewish legal decisors to survive the Holocaust, led the congregation from 1952 to 2003.[11]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:40:28 2009 No.3023442 >>3023347 Yes, threads like this really brings out the shitposters. >>3023386 If you really cared about us, you would delete this eyesore of a thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:40:28 2009 No.3023443 >129 posts and 15 image replies omitted What the fuck guys. Seriously.

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:40:28 2009 No.3023446

Napoleon Bonaparte (French: Napoléon Bonaparte French pronunciation: [napoleɔ̃ bɔnɑpaʁt]; 15 August 1769 – 5 May 1821) later known as Napoleon I, and previously Napoleone di Buonaparte, was a military and political leader of France whose actions shaped European politics in the early 19th century.

Born in Corsica and trained as an artillery officer in mainland France, Bonaparte rose to prominence under the First French Republic and led successful campaigns against the First and Second Coalitions arrayed against France. In 1799, he staged a coup d'état and installed himself as First Consul; five years later he crowned himself Emperor of the French. In the first decade of the nineteenth century, he turned the armies of the French Empire against every major European power and dominated continental Europe through a series of military victories. He maintained France's sphere of influence by the formation of extensive alliances and the appointment of friends and family members to rule other European countries as French client states.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:40:28 2009 No.3023448 >>3023443 We are bored

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:41:28 2009 No.3023452

The Cockatiel (Nymphicus hollandicus), also known as the Quarrion and the Weiro, is the smallest and genuinely miniature cockatoo endemic to Australia. They are prized as a household pet and companion parrot throughout the world and are relatively easy to breed. As a caged bird Cockatiels are second only in popularity to the Budgerigar. The only member of the genus Nymphicus, the Cockatiel has previously been considered a crested parrot or small cockatoo. However, more recent molecular studies have settled the debate. These indicate that the Cockatiel belongs in the Cockatoo Subfamily Calyptorhynchinae (commonly known as Dark Cockatoos). They are hence now classified as the smallest of the Cacatuidae (Cockatoo family). Cockatiels are natively found across the outback regions of inland Australia, and favour the Australian wetlands, scrublands, and bush lands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:41:28 2009 No.3023454 File: 31 KB, 272x339, 1246398218576.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3023443 Sorry, I will start posting more images.

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:42:28 2009 No.3023459

Erotic asphyxiation refers to intentionally cutting off oxygen to the brain for sexual arousal. It is also called asphyxiophilia, autoerotic asphyxia, or breath control play. Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper. The erotic interest in asphyxiation is classified as a paraphilia in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the American Psychiatric Association. Psychiatrist Joseph Merlino stated that it meets the criteria for a disorder "because it has the potential for lethality or serious injury." Historically, the practice of autoerotic asphyxiation has been documented since the early 1600s. It was first used as a treatment for erectile dysfunction and impotence. The idea for this most likely came from subjects who were executed by hanging. Observers at public hangings noted male victims developed an erection, sometimes remaining after death (death erection), and occasionally ejaculated when being hanged. Note that, however, ejaculation occurs in hanging victims after death because of disseminated muscle relaxation; this is a different mechanism from that sought by AEA (autoerotic asphyxiation) practitioners.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:43:28 2009 No.3023461 What the fuck is all this shit? Only amateur trolls actually discuss trolling, and only idiots respond to said amateur trolls. There really isn't much to it. http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Troll

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:43:28 2009 No.3023462 >>3023443 What? This thread was interesting.

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:43:28 2009 No.3023465

Israel (Hebrew: יִשְׂרָאֵל‎, Yisra'el; Arabic: إِسْرَائِيلُ‎, Isrā'īl) officially the State of Israel (He-Medinat Israel.ogg מְדִינַת יִשְׂרָאֵל (help·info), Medinat Yisra'el; Arabic: دَوْلَةُ إِسْرَائِيلَ‎, Dawlat Isrā'īl), is a country in Western Asia located on the eastern shore of the Mediterranean Sea. It borders Lebanon in the north, Syria in the northeast, Jordan in the east, and Egypt on the southwest, and contains geographically diverse features within its relatively small area. Also adjacent are the West Bank to the east and Gaza Strip to the southwest. Israel is the world's only predominantly Jewish state with a population of about 7.4 million people, of which approximately 5.62 million are Jewish. The largest ethnic minority group is the segment denominated as Arab citizens of Israel, while minority religious groups include Muslims, Christians, Druze, Samaritans and others, most of which are found within the Arab segment.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:44:28 2009 No.3023468 Thanks to all of the assholes that have been talking about trolling, it's impossible to troll in this thread now. Sage.

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:44:28 2009 No.3023470

Howard Phillips Lovecraft (August 20, 1890 – March 15, 1937) was an American author of horror, fantasy, and science fiction, known then simply as weird fiction.

Lovecraft's major inspiration and invention was cosmic horror, the idea that life is incomprehensible to human minds and that the universe is fundamentally alien. Those who genuinely reason, like his protagonists, gamble with sanity. Lovecraft has developed a cult following for his Cthulhu Mythos, a series of loosely interconnected fiction featuring a pantheon of human-nullifying entities, as well as the Necronomicon, a fictional grimoire of magical rites and forbidden lore. His works were deeply pessimistic and cynical, challenging the values of the Enlightenment, Romanticism, and Christian humanism.[1][2] Lovecraft's protagonists usually achieve the mirror-opposite of traditional gnosis and mysticism by momentarily glimpsing the horror of ultimate reality.

Although Lovecraft's readership was limited during his life, his reputation has grown over the decades, and he is now commonly regarded as one of the most influential horror writers of the 20th century, who together with Edgar Allan Poe has exerted "an incalculable influence on succeeding generations of writers of horror fiction".[3] Stephen King has called Lovecraft "the twentieth century's greatest practitioner of the classic horror tale."[4][5]

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:45:28 2009 No.3023480

Chapter 1.

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

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Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Ebony!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!

“What’s up Draco?” I asked.

“Nothing.” he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:47:28 2009 No.3023485

Chapter 2.

AN: Fangz 2 bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok!

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The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.

My friend, Willow (AN: Raven dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)

“OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!” she said excitedly.

“Yeah? So?” I said, blushing.

“Do you like Draco?” she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.

“No I so fucking don’t!” I shouted.

“Yeah right!” she exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me.

“Hi.” he said.

“Hi.” I replied flirtily.

“Guess what.” he said.

“What?” I asked.

“Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade.” he told me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:47:28 2009 No.3023487 The wikispammer is in /jp/ now? sigh

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:47:28 2009 No.3023488 >>3023480 moar

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:48:28 2009 No.3023491

“Oh. My. Fucking. God!” I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.

“Well…. do you want to go with me?” he asked.

I gasped.

Chapter 3.

AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! FANGS AGEN RAVEN! oh yeah, BTW I don’t own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Chralotte.

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On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn’t put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.

I went outside. Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!).

“Hi Draco!” I said in a depressed voice.

>>	Swabbs Thu Jul 30 03:49:28 2009 No.3023500 File: 65 KB, 767x149, lol.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys. :\|

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:49:28 2009 No.3023503

“Hi Ebony.” he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte.

“You come in cold, you're covered in blood
They're all so happy you've arrived
The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom
She sets you free into this life.” sang Joel (I don’t own da lyrics 2 dat song).

“Joel is so fucking hot.” I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.

Suddenly Draco looked sad.

“What’s wrong?” I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.

“Hey, it’s ok I don’t like him better than YOU!” I said.

“Really?” asked Draco sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.

“Really.” I said. “Besides I don’t even know Joel and he’s going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch.” I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face.

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Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:50:28 2009 No.3023509

The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Draco. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. We got GC concert tees. Draco and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Draco didn’t go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into……………………… the Forbidden Forest!

Chapter 4.

AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony’s name is ENOBY nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!

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“DRACO!” I shouted. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”

Draco didn’t answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.

“What the fucking hell?” I asked angrily.

“Ebony?” he asked.

“What?” I snapped.

Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.

And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:50:28 2009 No.3023513 >>3023503 I'm seriously loling hard. Where the fuck do you find this shit?

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:51:28 2009 No.3023516

Chapter 5.

AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!

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Dumbledore made and Draco and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.

“You ludacris fools!” he shouted.

I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry.

“They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!” he yelled in a furious voice.

“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Professor McGonagall.

“How dare you?” demanded Professor Snape.

And then Draco shrieked. “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!”

Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said. “Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms.”

Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.

“Are you okay, Ebony?” Draco asked me gently.

“Yeah I guess.” I lied. I went to the girl’s dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out….

Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing ‘I just wanna live’ by Good Charlotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn’t supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:51:28 2009 No.3023517 >>3023513 Isn't that "My Immortal"? Supposed to be the worst fic ever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:52:28 2009 No.3023521 >>3023414 >4chan IP Firefox add-on that's been posted a fucking thousand times I seem to have missed the 1000 times, does anybody have a link?

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:52:28 2009 No.3023522

Chapter 6.

AN: shjt up prepz ok! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows!

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The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple.

In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top.

“Bastard!” I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn’t have glasses anymore and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Draco’s and there was no scar on his forhead anymore. He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. He looked exactly like Joel Madden. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko.

“I’m so sorry.” he said in a shy voice.

“That’s all right. What’s your name?” I questioned.

“My name’s Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days.” he grumbled.

“Why?” I exclaimed.

“Because I love the taste of human blood.” he giggled.

“Well, I am a vampire.” I confessed.

“Really?” he whimpered.

“Yeah.” I roared.

We sat down to talk for a while. Then Draco came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:53:28 2009 No.3023526

Chapter 7. Bring me 2 life

AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Evony isn’t a Marie Sue ok she isn’t perfect SHES A SATANITS! n she has problemz shes depressed 4 godz sake!

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Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door. Then…………

We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy’s thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)

“Oh Draco, Draco!” I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco’s arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words………… Vampire!

I was so angry.

“You bastard!” I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.

“No! No! But you don’t understand!” Draco pleaded. But I knew too much.

“No, you fucking idiot!” I shouted. “You probably have AIDs anyway!”

I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire’s classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people.

“VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” I yelled.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:54:28 2009 No.3023531 File: 53 KB, 563x415, 1247202365936.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If I remember correctly, adding sage posts does not contribute to the total number of posts before the thread autosages.

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:54:28 2009 No.3023532

Chapter 8.

AN: stop flassing ok! if u do den u r a prep!

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Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.

“Ebony, it’s not what you think!” Draco screamed sadly.

My friend B’loody Mary Smith smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Hermione was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Griffindoor. )

“What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!” Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.

“Vampire, I can’t believe you cheated on me with Draco!” I shouted at him.

Everyone gasped.

I don’t know why Ebony was so mad at me. I had went out with Vampire (I’m bi and so is Ebony) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy fucker. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.)

“But I’m not going out with Draco anymore!” said Vampire.

“Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!” I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears.

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:56:28 2009 No.3023543

Chapter 9.

AN: stop flaming ok! I dntn red all da boox! dis is frum da movie ok so itz nut my folt if dumbeldor swers! besuizds I SED HE HAD A HEDACHE! and da reson snap dosent lik harry now is coz hes christian and vampire is a satanist! MCR ROX!

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I was so mad and sad. I couldn’t believe Draco for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Draco.

Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! He didn’t have a nose (basically like Voldemort in the movie) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn’t gothic. It was…… Voldemort!

“No!” I shouted in a scared voice but then Voldemort shouted “Imperius!” and I couldn’t run away.

“Crookshanks!” I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped.

“Ebony.” he yelled. “Thou must kill Vampire Potter!”

I thought about Vampire and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden. I remembered that Draco had said I didn’t understand, so I thought, what if Draco went out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up?

“No, Voldemort!” I shouted back.

Voldemort gave me a gun. “No! Please!” I begged.

“Thou must!” he yelled. “If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Draco!”

“How did you know?” I asked in a surprised way.

Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. “I hath telekinesis.” he answered cruelly. “And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!” he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.

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Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:57:28 2009 No.3023550

I was so scared and mad I didn’t know what to do. Suddenly Draco came into the woods.

“Draco!” I said. “Hi!”

“Hi.” he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between Joel Madden and Gerard Way.

“Are you okay?” I asked.

“No.” he answered.

“I’m sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me.” I expelled.

“That’s okay.” he said all depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together making out.

Chapter 10.

AN: stup it u gay fags if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out b’loody mary isn’t a muggle afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok!

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I was really scared about Vlodemort all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are B’loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Hargrid. Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren’t coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn’t die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there’s no way I’m writing that) or a steak) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I’m a slut but I’m really not.

We were singing a cover of ‘Helena’ and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.

“Ebony! Are you OK?” B’loody Mary asked in a concerted voice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:57:28 2009 No.3023552 >>3023531 Of course it does, what are you, stupid or something?

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:58:28 2009 No.3023560

“What the fuck do you think?” I asked angrily. And then I said. “Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don’t want to kill him, because, he’s really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don’t kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!” I burst into tears.
Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall.

“Why didn’t you fucking tell me!” he shouted. “How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!” (c is dat out of character?)

I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying.

We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn’t cause he had a headache.

“What have you done!” He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) “Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists.”

Chapter 11.

AN: i sed stup flaming up prepz! c if dis chaptr is srupid!1111 it delz wit rly sris issus! sp c 4 urself if itz ztupid brw fangz 2 ma frend raven 4 hleping me!

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“NO!” I screamed. I was horrorfied! B’loody Mary tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off and I ran to my room crying myself. Dumbledore chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way.

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:59:28 2009 No.3023566

Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn’t fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.

“EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!” I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. Suddenly Vampire ran in.

“Abra Kedavra!” he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb. I took my gun and shot Snape and Loopin a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Dumblydore ran in. “Ebony, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” he shouted looking at Snape and Loopin and then he waved his wand and suddenly…

Hargrid ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk.

“What do you know, Hargrid? You’re just a little Hogwarts student!”

“I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….” Hargirid paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!”

“This cannot be.” Snap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Dumblydore’s wand had shot him. “There must be other factors.”

“YOU DON’T HAVE ANY!” I yelled in madly.

Loopin held up the camera triumelephantly. “The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!”

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 04:00:28 2009 No.3023573 >>3023552 NO U

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 04:00:28 2009 No.3023574

I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood.

“Why are you doing this?” Loopin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook.

And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint.

“BECAUSE…BECAUSE….” Hargid said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.

“Because you’re goffic?” Snap asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan.

“Because I LOVE HER!”

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 04:01:28 2009 No.3023577

Chapter 12.

AN: stop f,aing ok hargrid is a pedo 2 a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz r lik dat I wunted 2 adres da ishu! how du u no snap iant kristian plus hargrid isn’t really in luv wif ebony dat was sedric ok!

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I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Drago had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together.

“NO!” I THOUGHT IT WAS HAIRgrid but it was Vampire. He started to scream. “OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!” and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.

I stopped. “How did u know?”

“I saw it! And my scar turned back into the lightning bolt!”

“NO!” I ran up closer. “I thought you didn’t have a scar anymore!” I shouted.

“I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation.” he said back. “Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco…………….Volfemort has him bondage!”

Anyway I was in the school nurse’s office now recovering from my slit wrists. Snap and Loopin and HAHRID were there too. They were going to St. Mango’s after they recovered cause they were pedofiles and you can’t have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz. Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them.

Anyway Hargrid came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses.

“Enoby I need to tell u somethnig.” he said in a v. serious voice, giving me the roses.

>>	Anonymous Jones !TapsqdZp4A Thu Jul 30 15:17:03 2009 No.3023577,1 Hahaha, My Immortal spam. This beats wikispam any day of the week.

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 15:20:15 2009 No.3023577,2 [INTERNAL]

>Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings.

Is this some joke fanfiction or something?

Anyways, I can't say this thread didn't deserve it with the janitor being asleep and people feeding the troll.

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