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I don't understand why people order tall, oversized burgers that will never fit in their mouth properly.

Burgers are supposed to be efficient.
Wriggle will have to eat hers with a fork.

>> No.3013590

It's that one thing, OP.

I think it's called moe.

>> No.3013584

Burgers are supposed to be delicious. Nothing else.

>> No.3013605

Burgers are supposed to be cheap. Nothing else.

>> No.3013603
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3013603

Burgers are supposed to look and taste like a xenomorph's phallus.

>> No.3013614

So I was browsing /jp/ when I saw this thread and thought of Ange...

>> No.3013620
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3013620

Burger thread? Okay.

Are there any advantages to holding out one's pinkies as they enjoy their burger? Wouldn't it just make you have less control?

>> No.3013626

>>3013559
>her

Wriggle's a boy.

>> No.3013638

>>3013614

Will you STOP it with the ANGE=HAMBURGER LOL already?!

It's OBVIOUS you're one person trying to force the damn thing down our throats until idiots latch onto it.

>> No.3013641

>>3013614
>>3013620
Hamburgers are become synonymous to most /jp/ topics.

May as well rename ourselves /burgers/.

>> No.3013645

>>3013638
Seriously, everyone knows that Haruhi is the hamburger.

>> No.3013692
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3013692

Kissing someone while holding two burgers isn't easy.

>> No.3013698
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3013698

hot cakes

>> No.3013696

>>3013620

Is that even a burger?

>> No.3013724

>>3013641
more like /assburgers/

>> No.3013730

>>3013696
Upon closer inspection the "burger" contains a strip of bacon, an egg and what is probably cheese.

You can't really call it a sandwich, because those are definitely burger buns. A breakfast-styled burger, perhaps?

>> No.3013733

>>3013730
Burgers are sandwiches bro

>> No.3013767
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3013767

>>3013590

>> No.3013818

>>3013692
I got two burger buns she can hold with her tiny hands.

>>3013730
I think that's some sort of Egg McMuffin

>> No.3013889

Is this an Ange thread?

>> No.3013910

Wriggle is a master at Ange control

>> No.3013930
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3013930

Hamburgers? That's what the Kaiser calls his food. Patriotic Americans call them freedom sandwiches.

>> No.3013934

>>3013620
I don't know, I've never had any problems but I've never really eaten them another way. My pinkies have a habit of extending themselves, which I guess is fine for when I'm elegantly drinking tea or something but just looks sort of odd for everything else, I have to actively think about it to keep them from doing it.

>> No.3014042
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How about a situation like this? The intended burger consumer is not the holder but someone else, do you think this is an awkward way to eat a burger?

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3014210

Why settle with the lesser nutrient source? Man is made to eat meat.

>> No.3014234

>>3013620
Pinkies provide clutter in your grip and thus reduce control.
silly anon.

>> No.3014246

>>3014210
Plants have more nutrients you uneducated faggot.

>> No.3014283

>>3014246
The hell they do. Most plant matter passes right through the intestines as they are too short to handle it.

Humans thereby mostly eat fruit and seeds, a minority of all plant matter, leaving most of it to waste.

>> No.3014423

>>3013559
what about kanako? snakes eat animals bigger than them in one glup

>> No.3014616

i have to eat my pulled pork sandwiches with a fork most of the time

>> No.3015088

>>3014423
I don't think snakes eat hamburgers

>> No.3015162

>>3015088
but snakes eat rats
hamburgers are made of rats

>> No.3015851

>>3014210
Actually high meat based diet are relatively new to humans. Government aid to the meat industries is what allows us commoners to eat meat in every meal today.

>> No.3015945

burgers are a fine art op. burgers aren't made for the soul purpose of being eaten, they are made by the delicate hands of those selected from birth to bare such a burden, the blood sweat and tears they put into this work is to be admired and shared with the world.

dont you ever fucking forget it.

>> No.3015951

>>3015851
from the way our body seems to work, I would argue that we were used to being sustained by fat more than veg except for fruits, nuts, and seeds, which were limited in availability (by either season or rarity). Remember that the fossil record shows that we most likely have only consumed a diet mostly of grains for probably around 25,000 years max.
Wouldn't it take around 100,000+ years for us to go through a full change to being nearly entirely grain dependent?

we still don't even know whether starches or meat were the nutritional factor that allowed our brains to expand.

>> No.3015959

I have a small mouth so even when I ate a regular size burger my friend would still make fun of me.

>> No.3015968
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3015968

Munch.

>> No.3015995

>>3015959
Are you a girl?

Even if your boyfriend had a small penis he'd feel big when you sucked him off

>> No.3016002
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3016002

>Are you a girl?
>/jp/

>> No.3016013

>>3016002
I'll fix it.

>Are you gay?

>Even if your boyfriend had a small penis he'd feel big when you sucked him off

>> No.3016050

>>3016002

You're a wizard Harry.

>> No.3016066

>>3013620
You sick ignorant monster. Losing control from lack of pinky usage?

Your hands are weak, what the fuck are you doing with them that you need to grip down with your pinky to stop from drooping shit all over the floor.

>> No.3016069

>>3014283
He likes to eat poop is what he is saying. Like rabbits, they enjoy eating their own carrot shits.

>> No.3016169

>>3015995
You guys sure think about sex a lot whenever someone mentions the word "girl".

/jp/ - Horny teenagers/General

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