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3006418 No.3006418 [Reply] [Original]

How does one get on Yuka's good side?

>> No.3006427

Grow lots and lots of flowers

>> No.3006436

1. have breasts. Manboobs are right out. Flat chests are barely applicable.

2. have a vast knowledge of botany

if you have one and two you're golden

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Have the means to pollinate her. Pic related.

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You have to dash around her faster than she can fire lasers.
Although Yuka is quite slow, she only has to alter her angle very slightly for ever step you take, so it is still a very dangerous maneuver.

>> No.3006459

>>3006418

Yuka doesn't have a good side, she has a homicidal side and a cold side.

Wriggle is a special case because she's a touhoe that's useful to her flowers just by being around.

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>>3006436

>1. have breasts. Manboobs are right out. Flat chests are barely applicable.

This isn't accurate at all. Why would she rape Wriggle so much then?

>> No.3006476

>>3006466
Because 2.

>> No.3006482

>>3006476

You pulled that newfag's coals out of the fire right quick, Anon. Kudos.

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>>3006436
>>3006476
>>3006482

Actually, Wriggle probably doesn't know anything about plants, since she's a bug.

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>>3006466

wut

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>>3006510

Your image is a myth.

>> No.3006530

>>3006482
I'm just doin what I can.

Tired of seeing people shitpost without replys.

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>>3006520
>>3006520

no, u.

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>> No.3006552

I want to touch Wriggle's hypothetical breasts.

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>>3006552

Only Yuka gets to touch them.

>> No.3006613

>>3006530
Just don't see them at all! Use the 4chan Filter.
For example, I don't see whatever post you're replying to.

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>>3006418

By having her climb into your ass.

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Don't step on the flowers.

>> No.3006707

>>3006661
This image speaks to me in a way I had never thought possible.

>> No.3006733

>>3006671

I HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH'd

>> No.3006743

>>3006661

I wouldn't jump into Ran's tails right after she had beans for lunch.

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>>3006671

>> No.3006798

>>3006781
o_o?

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>>3006743
/jp/'s number one tripfag!

You're Number One!

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youkai moe~

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