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Citizens of /jp/

There has been a lot of talks about witches recently, about whether they exist or do not exist on Rokkenjima. I do have a hundred percent answer to that question, but I want you all to realize something. Witches, are terrorists. By supporting witch and witchcraft, you are supporting terrorism.

I will not ask you if you support terrorism, but I will ask you if you support witch and witchistic behaviors. And I will implore you to search within your hearts, and realize this is the enemy's fear propaganda and you are stronger than that. Do not support terrorism, do not support witches. Deny witches, deny their existence, their magics, their everything.

Overcome the demons in your hearts and slay the witches within. They not exist and we will not falter.

>> No.3004612

But flower girl said she would go on a date with me if I believed in her. How can you top that?

>> No.3004616
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>>3004600

When asked after the fact if the irony of assassinating the first African-American president with a Dragon Slave was lost on her, Ms. Inverse murdered our correspondent and a sound technician with that same incantation.

>> No.3004629
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The witches stole the WMD from Iraq and used it on October 5th.

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>>3004616

Witches aren't sorceresses.

>> No.3004643

What would the caster equivalent of a freedom fighter be, if witches are filthy terrorists?

>> No.3004647

Geralt x Beatrice doujins where?

Witcher X Witch

LO
LOL
OLOL
OL
I'M hilariously AMUSED

>> No.3004656

>>3004616
along with the neighbourhood

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>>3004600

>>>/rs/Barack_Obama,_you_are_an_incompetent president.

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>>3004600

>>>/rs/Barack Obama, you're an incompetent president.

>> No.3004663

>>3004657
THE IRONY
ASTOUNDING

>> No.3004667
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>>3004600
All witches are evil terrorists, you say?

I propose an alternative theory.

>> No.3004674
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>>3004660

uu, uuwoooooohhhhhhh

>> No.3004676

>>3004660

And then Barack Obama was demoted to Senator.

>> No.3004685

shut the fuck up.

witches exist deal w/it

>> No.3004700

I don't think witches exist.

The Rokkenjima murders were an inside job.

>> No.3004726

>>3004685

Ah, at first glance this looks like someone who has already completely given in to the witches.

However, in reality this person is a spy of the enemy trying to cause internal discord. I see through your tricks 'witch'.

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uu~!

It's a spell to make the US love him!

>> No.3004769

>>3004747

So Bush is the mother who instead of spending time with her retarded daughter she goes and sleeps with daddy saddam?

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>>3004769

No, Bush is a caring, loving mother who always keeps her promises.

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>>3004747

>> No.3004809

>>3004747

OMFG GUYS
I GOT IT

USAMI BIN LADEN DID ROKKENJIMA!

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>>3004809

>USAMI

Huh what, hey how did you get in here...!

>> No.3004832

President of the USA, not so good.

>> No.3004954

>>3004782
Can't you see? It's your neice!

You know, the one you strangled, you worthless whore. I hope you take that gold of yours and die a lonely, sad death. After being rejected by the only living relative you have left, courtesy of Bernkastel.

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>>3004809
>USAGI BIN LADEN DID ROKKENJIMA

>> No.3005807

>>3005033

christ

>> No.3005832

>>3005807
Indeed.

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