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Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2020 15:57:53 No.30038047 [Reply] [Original]

What would you do if you woke up as Reimu?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2020 15:59:50 No.30038109 >>30038047 Check under the shrine for Fairies. Look at the sky for fairies. See if I'm wearing any underwear.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2020 16:04:00 No.30038237 >>30038047 Confess to Marisa

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2020 16:04:01 No.30038238 >>30038047 Commit mass genocide

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2020 16:15:01 No.30038543 Sex with Clownpiece

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2020 16:16:08 No.30038567 >>30038047 1. Fondle my modest breast. 2. Masturbate. 3. Sell my used underwear online. 4. Find a sugar daddy. 5. Return to NEETdom as Reimu.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2020 16:24:16 No.30038784 >>30038047 Fly.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2020 16:49:20 No.30039570
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>>30038047
Confuse everyone by acting extremely friendly, telling people they don't have to give me anything and saying things that sound smart.

It'll last up until they get Satori involved but still worth it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2020 17:19:56 No.30040478 >>30039570 Go for Satori first, of course. Then do all the rest, then profit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2020 17:30:04 No.30040779 You know what we’d all do first.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2020 17:45:10 No.30041242 Start working my way through the day's customers, providing my laziest dead fish experience to each of them without washing in between.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2020 18:24:18 No.30042568 r4pe the weak

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2020 18:39:39 No.30043102 File: 49 KB, 571x1000, 625.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GET DRUNK WITH SUIKA!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2020 19:19:09 No.30044298 FUCK YOU YUKARI YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM FUCK YOU MARISA YOU SCRAWNY FREELOADER FUCK YOU YOUMU YOU'RE SO BORING I CAN'T EVEN THINK OF A PERSONALIZED INSULT FUCK YOU SANAE AND YOUR STUPID BREASTS FUCK YOU KASEN YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM EITHER

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2020 20:06:48 No.30045968 File: 71 KB, 725x453, 7868767.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30038047 Crawl into a garbage can because I would be nothing but a poor dumb broad!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2020 20:08:02 No.30046025 >>30038047 Masturbate Then try to figure out how to float and get this shite fixed, being Reimu would suck balls

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2020 20:11:28 No.30046177 File: 122 KB, 835x1280, 1606871488314.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30038047 I would simply kill myself

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2020 20:13:39 No.30046261 Wet myself with really smelly pee!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2020 21:02:06 No.30048467 >>30041242 Goddamn, that's fucking hot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2020 23:17:51 No.30053558 >>30038047 masturbate

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 1, 2020 23:19:22 No.30053624 >>30038047 tend to my shrine if you're picking up what i'm putting down

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 2, 2020 02:11:13 No.30058873 >>30038047 Have sex with Yukarin.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 2, 2020 02:14:51 No.30058942 >>30038047 Figure out a way to transfer her powers to my normal body so when I reawaken as my normal self I can go to Gensokyo and rape

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 2, 2020 10:47:33 No.30073814 >>30038047 masturbate

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 2, 2020 10:54:25 No.30074039 i would dilate

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 2, 2020 10:55:48 No.30074086 >>30038047 Rape myself.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 2, 2020 19:37:44 No.30092186 >>30038047 find an anon to make fun of

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 3, 2020 06:47:38 No.30111558 I'd be fucked because I can't speak Japanese.

Anonymous Thu, Dec 3, 2020 08:36:03 No.30115572

>>30038047
First, figure out where the fuck my next meal is coming from. Second, masturbate. Third, find Yukari and make her solve the aforementioned "I can't speak/read Japanese" issue. Fourth, laze around while coming up with get rich quick schemes, WaHH-style

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 3, 2020 09:02:07 No.30117074 >>30038047 Go on an adventure to find the original spirit of Reimu and then secure a magical item that allows us to return to our original bodies

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 3, 2020 09:39:52 No.30119090 masturbate

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 3, 2020 21:02:19 No.30140712 >>30092186 jokes on you one of my kinks is to be made fun of Reimu

>>	Anonymous !ReimuIlBGs Fri, Dec 4, 2020 04:15:18 No.30156018 Speaking of Reimu, I didn't know I rolled a clean Reimu code. I'll have to see about the others if this one slipped through.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 4, 2020 04:16:19 No.30156059 >>30156018 eh, close to clean.

>>	Anonymous !SanaeH5.8k Fri, Dec 4, 2020 04:17:29 No.30156089 clean sanae

>>	Anonymous !ReimuBT7U. Fri, Dec 4, 2020 04:23:56 No.30156274 >>30156018 Cleaner Reimu

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 4, 2020 20:44:53 No.30204020 >>30038047 Check out books from Patchouli's library. And never return them. Then when she comes to collect them... Pretend I never checked them out.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 4, 2020 20:48:19 No.30204224 File: 217 KB, 800x1119, 122.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30041242 Aww that was gonna be my answer.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 5, 2020 01:49:40 No.30218955 what really intriges me is what would Reimu do if she woke up as me

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 5, 2020 18:14:48 No.30256521 >>30038047 Would probably quite alike; I wouldn't bother doing my job as well though. Oh, and fuck with yukari by doing things like doing highly erotic poses naked whenever I notice her stalking me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 5, 2020 18:15:50 No.30256570 >>30256521 *behave

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 5, 2020 18:40:47 No.30257383 Sniff and lick my armpits.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 5, 2020 20:03:41 No.30260226 >>30257383 Describe taste

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 6, 2020 00:51:42 No.30278078 >>30218955 >what really intriges me is what would Reimu do if she woke up as me masturbate

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 6, 2020 00:55:38 No.30278241 File: 95 KB, 614x869, 78786512_p0_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30038567 >>30040779 >>30046025 >>30053558 >>30053624 >>30073814 >>30074086 >>30119090 >>30278078 How often does Reimu flcik the bean normally?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 6, 2020 03:20:55 No.30284691 File: 1.04 MB, 800x1067, 1600240273160.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30278241 She used to do it everyday until her mom caught her in the middle of it one too many times.

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