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3003354 No.3003354 [Reply] [Original]

Battler should man the fuck up. Don't be wooed by here womanly wiles, busty bust and delicious figure. Don't be swayed by her tears, her soft succulent pouty lips and gentle blush. Don't be moved by her scent or her laugh or her elegance.

She's an evil, albeit incredibly alluring, sensual and kinky witch who wants nothing but to make your life a living (and erotic) hell. Be a man Battler, deny her sensual existence. Don't just flip the chess board, grab that mother fucker by the sides and chuck it full force across the room and slam it full force at the wall. Foam at the mouth, you are a mad dog, a raging mad dog no one's gonna stop you from solving this mystery especially not the sex goddess Beatrice.

Man the fuck up Battler.

>> No.3003366

>erotic) hell

sounds like fun

>> No.3003369

I don't understand. Do you want him to defeat her using wit and truth or do you want him to fuck her?

>> No.3003373

and then Battler got replaced by shipwrecked Rika

>> No.3003381

>>3003369

i don't think even the OP knows

>> No.3003387

>>3003369
>Do you want him to defeat her using wit and truth or do you want him to fuck her?
I don't see why those would have to be mutually exclusive.
He should first make her his bitch and then fuck her senseless.

>> No.3003402

>>3003354
hate raep do want.

>> No.3003403

>I don't see why those would have to be mutually exclusive.

Have you ever seen a guy get laid by telling a woman that she's wrong?

>> No.3003406

why doesn't he shoot her or something to see if she's a witch

>> No.3003418

>>3003406
Or build a bridge out of her!

>> No.3003424

>>3003418
He should build a fucktoy out of her...

>> No.3003433

>>3003418
So if Beato weighs the same as a seagull.....that means she's made of wood!

>> No.3003435

Have you played episode 4 yet?

>> No.3003437

>>3003418
This is an adamantine floodgate. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is decorated with witch bone and encircled with bands of pig tail. This object menaces with spikes of turtle shell and witch bone. On the object is an image of a witch and a man in obsidian. The man is making a plaintive gesture. The witch is crying.

>> No.3003456

>>3003437
Fuck you /tg/, take your touhou spoils and go home.

>> No.3003458

>>3003437

Fellow fa/tg/uy detected.

>> No.3003473

>>3003437
This is awesome.

>> No.3003485

>>3003437
>adamantine
Enjoy your game over.

>> No.3003487

>>3003403
That would be if it was a fair game. The goal is to see Beatrice utterly defeated, cornered, and turned into a toy who exists wanting nothing but to be raped by Battler and filled with his semen over and over.

>> No.3003491

>>3003485
As if you aren't going to get one anyway?

>> No.3003493

>>3003491
SAND

>> No.3003504

>>3003487
DO FUCKING WANT. Someone get a drawfag who's good at doing chains in here.

>> No.3003506

Come to think about it, Rokkenjima incident would play out incredibly well with dwarves. Family member dies, Battler tantrums, when seagulls cry there are no survivors.

>> No.3003512

>>3003487
This... this is glorious. This should be the actual ending, I don't care if it wouldn't make sense.

>> No.3003513

>>3003487
Fuck you. You just told us the end of ep 8. Thanks a lot faggot.

>> No.3003571

>>3003513
Not my fault I'm good at predicting things.

>> No.3003837

>>3003487
AMAZING

>> No.3003859

>>3003487
In your dreams. You and I both know it will end with delicious Maria, you must eat it incest

>> No.3003866

Then what about the stakes?

>> No.3003914

>>3003866
Beatrice pussy

>> No.3003935

>>3003859
>incest

No, that's sick dude

>> No.3003959

>>3003935
you must be new here.

>> No.3003963
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Battler will eat Maria

>> No.3003971

>>3003963
He's taking to long. He should eat he while she's still unripe.

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3003977

Battler needs to rape Maria and soothe her cries of 'uu' by reminding her that her hymen is going to be repaired in the golden land anyway, there's no need to fret.

Then she's start to enjoy it. Good end.

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>>3003963
>>3003971
damn right

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>>3003504
theres plenty of fanart involving chains already

>> No.3004034

Anyone know where to download the VNs?

>> No.3004036

Maria is shit. Every other woman in the show is superior. Well... except the old lady and sometimes Eva.

>> No.3004038

>>3004034
Buy it, you pirate shit

>> No.3004044

>>3004036
Gaap, Ange, Eva, Rosa, Kumasawa, all terrible.

>> No.3004052

Cousin's going at it is not surprising in Japan; now if Ange and Battler were to do it then Japan would think incest. Besides the 'deformed children' shit doesn't happen with first cousin's some country held experiments 'cause of all the people there married their cousin or something and ended up proving it.

>> No.3004058

>>3004013
Look at that Maria. I bet she jumped Battler to suck his dick.

>> No.3004060

>>3004044
Also, the seven stakes of copy/paste are horrid.

>> No.3004061
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3004061

Useful bunny good for all sorts of things, nyeheheh

>> No.3004063

>>3004052
>Besides the 'deformed children' shit doesn't happen with first cousin's some country held experiments 'cause of all the people there married their cousin or something and ended up proving it.
It doesn't happen with brother and sister either. At least not in the first generation.

Much. It's still a small chance.

>> No.3004067

>>3004058
I hope so.

>> No.3004069

>>3004044
>>>Eva and Rosa
They are MILFs, Maria is a loli. Eva and Rosa are superior, it's just simple math.

>> No.3004075

>>3004069
Lolis are superior to MILFs.

>> No.3004081

>>3004069
They're crazy old bags. A bit past the milf point.

Though I admit teen Eva and therefore EVA is hot.

>> No.3004084

>>3004060
Agreed. I really couldn't care less about them, or the Siestas.

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>>3004038
I found them all on tokyotosho, please rage while I pirate your precious games hahaha.

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>> No.3004101

>>3004036
>show

You're doing it wrong.

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>> No.3004111

>>3004075
no

>> No.3004116
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Maria is the worst character in the game next to Sakutarou

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>> No.3004130

>>3004075
Delicious Natsuhi and Beatrice and all the adult women (including chiyo) beg to differ.

Omnipotent tier:
MILFs

GOD tier:
Ass-neechans

Good tier:
Teenage characters

Okay tier:
Loli

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3004134

How about a compromise?

>> No.3004139

>>3004130
Terrible tiers.

Besides, Beatrice is no milf. Wasn't she said to appear in her early twenties?

>> No.3004149

>>3004130
>Delicious Natsuhi and Beatrice and all the adult women (including chiyo) beg to differ.

I'm sure they would like to think they are sexy, but they just can't match up with youth.

>> No.3004155

>Bronove Tier:
>Bronove

This is the only tier that matters.

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>>3004155
Indeed.

Too bad he's far less fabulous in reality.

>> No.3004171

>>3004134
change Beatrice to rosa for delicious wincest then i am convinced.

>> No.3004177

>>3004139
In Ep2 Kyrie. She later in Ep3 mentioned something about the relationship between make ups and girls

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>>3004171
I don't object to that.

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3004187

I don't know why people are fighting it anymore. Beato x Battler is so obviously going to be the ending. Once she's 1 on 1 with Battler with no more worries and can relax she'll mellow out.

>> No.3004188

>>3004171
Ange would make for much more delicious wincest.

>> No.3004195

>>3004155
>>3004155
This

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>>3004187
I don't see why she can't bring Maria along to teach her a thing or two, as the one who will succeed her name.

>> No.3004208

>>3004187
How can Battler love something that is nothing more than a concept?

>> No.3004210

>>3004187
Someone needs to make a VN out of Umineko. I would go for Rosa and Trollkastel routes.

>> No.3004215

>>3004187
At least one of these two will definitely die

>> No.3004216

>>3004210
I was going to give it a troll score, but technically Umineko ISN'T a Visual Novel, so I'm agreeing.

>> No.3004217

>>3004210
needs Shannon/Kanon route too

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>>3004215
And it will certainly not be Battler.

>> No.3004220

>>3004210
>Someone needs to make a VN out of Umineko.
For the first time in my life, I want to post a reaction image

>> No.3004222

>>3004216
Sound novels are visual novels.

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>>3004215
No way its Battler. Beato dies to save Battler, Battler cries manly tears. With her dying breath, they part like this.

>> No.3004227

>>3004208
The culprit behind Beatrice of course.

>> No.3004234

>>3004216
It is a sound novel. With VN i meant going for characters and with routes for everyone of them.

>> No.3004236

>>3004222
Technically Visual Novels are those with branched paths, while Kinetic and Sound Novels (they're the same thing of course) are linear.

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Everyone wants Battler x Beato

>> No.3004242

>>3004236
Sound novel does not mean linear, don't be a fucking retard. Stop using terms when you don't even know what they mean.

>> No.3004243

A romantic VN adaption of Umineko is a bad idea. Just like that Touhou VN that died a while back.

>> No.3004248

>>3004242
Sound Novel=Kinetic Novel=Linear

>> No.3004253

>>3004243
Belanonymous is getting his own VN.

>> No.3004260

>>3004248
Stop using terms when you don't even know what they mean.

>> No.3004268

>>3004253
He already had his Remilia route a year ago.

>> No.3004295

>>3004268
He shoulda' picked the whip and not the sword. Meeting Richter Belmont instead of Mr. Skull would of been more awesome.

>> No.3004310

>>3004295
IRC faggots raged when we picked talk with the skull. That was worth it alone.

>> No.3004363

>>3004310
I was perfectly fine with talking with the skull. But I would've wanted to use the whip and not the sword in every fight afterwards. I mean I wanted to choose talk to the the skull before we fought with those dogs in the dungeon or ask Patchy if somethings with the skull just too get it back into the story again.

But meeting Mister Skull? No, that takes the fun out of it. Belmont would have been more awesome in the end.

>> No.3004382

>>3004363
>those dogs in the dungeon

Don't insult the Saguya's, we beat their boss anyway. But getting recued by Remilia kinda took the whol effect of being made to walk in a dungeon away.
HY explained that the more we talked the skull the weaker we got, so you are right. Lesser talking would have gotten us more powerful and out ourselves.

>> No.3004416

>>3004382
Actually, didn't HY tell us afterwards (after the fic ended in the Q&A) if we used the sword we would meet Mr. Skull and if we used the whip more often then we would meet a Belmont? Talking to the skull was awesome no matter how weakened we got. But meeting Mr. Skull as he was in his in whatever place that was? No.

Personally speaking: instead of becoming whatever Youkai or whatever he was gonna make us; meeting Belmont who could turn us into Super-Vamire-Hunter would have made us twice as badass.

>> No.3004478

>>>/rs/SDMLA_was_absolute_shit

>> No.3004489

>>3004478
>No results.

>> No.3004493

>>3004416
You meant at the end where we ended in that dream world with Mima and could choose.
The one bad end where Belanonymous got turned into a youkai and lost it so that Remilia had to chain him to a wall and feed him for the rest of his life would have been fun written out.

>> No.3004512

Stop talking about your shitty fanfics here. I've read that tripe before, and can say with certainty that the writing, characters, and plot of that story were all bad.

>> No.3004536

Where all the Beatrice doujins at?

>> No.3004538

>>3004536

They don't exist

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