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>> No.2998750

It depresses me that I can read this...

>> No.2998769

1337 570|2'/ |3|20

>> No.2998771

Valid Perl code

>> No.2998790

Why can I read this without any problems ?

>> No.2998803

>5HE 5AY5 r3m1ND$ Me OPh H3r

This part here looks wrong. shouldn't it be

5HE 5AY5 r3m1ND$ H3r OPh Me

>> No.2998804

Only Fuminoris can understand that.

>> No.2998842

>>2998750
>>2998790
It's not that hard, really. Anyone can do it.

>> No.2998867

>>2998804
Reading this as GARBLE GARBLE instantly made it better.

>> No.2998875

Ugh, took me forever to read that.

>> No.2998881

>>2998790
We remember words by shape, so it's not too surprising.

>> No.2999057

Is the fact that I can read this fluently proof that I am a nerd?

>> No.2999149

i get a headache from even looking at this shit.

>> No.2999259

>>2998736
>@Nyw@y$, fIN4LlY 1 Gr0w w34Ry 0Ph her DR4M@ 4ND +3LL HER +0 PHUx0R 0ff @Nd g3+ 0U+ OpH MY LiFE. +0ld hER 5+R419H+ UP NEVeR +0 +@LK To mE 4G41N. Ye+ $+1LL t0 +H15 d4y 5He IM$ mE oR t3x+5 Me 0r 5enD5 m3 4 F@C3b0OK Me55@ge 0NCE 4 m0N+H. I+'$ b3En +w0 YE@r5 $1Nc3 +Hen, @nd wI+hOuT fAil sH3 k33P5 FUCkING CON+4C+1N9 M3, 53nd1n9 M3 5TUPHf +h4t 5HE 5AY5 r3m1ND$ Me OPh H3r Or M4D3 h3R mi$$ m3. L4$t mOn+h 5HE +eX+Ed ME hEr nEw PHoNe NUmb3R, jU5+ 1N Ca53 1 w@N+ed t0 CALL h3R. j00 Kn0w, @PH+er +WO Y3@R5 0PH PhuCk1n9 5ilENC3, 1 5uDD3nly w@NT +o 8E J00r FR1enD 4G@in, r1gHt?

Translation:
Anyways, finally I grow weary of her drama and tell her to fuck off and get out of my life. Told her straight up never to talk to me again. Yet still to this day she emails me and texts me or sends me a facebook message once a month. Its been two years since then, and without fail she keeps fucking contacting me, sending me stuff that she says reminds me of her or made her miss me. Last month she texted me her new phone number, just in caseI wanted to call her. You know, after two years of fucking silence, I suddenly want to be your friend again, right?

Has nothing to do with jp btw

>> No.2999658

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>> No.2999700

H3Y /JP/!

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>> No.2999725

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>> No.2999746

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>> No.2999832

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>> No.2999900

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>> No.3000003

pRINC3l35s uNCLOUdeD C0mPl3+E PH4VOR5?

>> No.3000164

βαск тнε нειι оғғ нυмαпѕ

>> No.3000195

¿оιιәч

>> No.3000228

¡¡ǝɯ dןǝɥ ˙˙˙ʎןǝuoן os sı ǝɔıןɐ

>> No.3000279

oƃ noʎ ɹǝʌǝ ǝɹǝɥʍ
ǝɯıʇ ɹnoʎ ǝʞɐʇ ʇsnɾ
ʍou ǝןıɥʍ ɐ ɹoɟ ʎɐʇs ǝsɐǝןd
ǝןıɯs ǝɯ ǝʞɐɯ noʎ ʇɐɥʇ
ʍouʞ sʎɐʍןɐ ı
sǝoƃ ʇı ɹǝʌǝ ǝɹǝɥʍ
ǝsou ʎɯ ǝןʞuıɹɔ ǝɯ ǝʞɐɯ
sǝoʇ ʎɯ uı sʇɹɐʇs ʇı
ǝɹopɐ ı ʇɐɥʇ suıןǝǝɟ ǝɯ ǝʌıƃ noʎ
ɯɹɐʍ puɐ ǝɟɐs uıʎɐʇs sɹǝʌoɔ ɹǝpun
ǝɔɐןd ɹǝɟɐs ɐ uı uıpıɥ ǝɹɐ ǝʍ ʇnq
ǝuɐd ʍopuıʍ ʎɯ uo uıןןɐɟ sı uıɐɹ ǝɥʇ
oƃ noʎ ɹǝʌǝ ǝɹǝɥʍ
ǝɯıʇ ɹnoʎ ǝʞɐʇ ʇsnɾ
ʍou ǝןıɥʍ ɐ ɹoɟ ʎɐʇs ǝsɐǝןd
ǝןıɯs ǝɯ ǝʞɐɯ noʎ ʇɐɥʇ
ʍouʞ sʎɐʍןɐ ı sǝoƃ ʇı ɹǝʌǝ ǝɹǝɥʍ
ǝsou ʎɯ ǝןʞuıɹɔ ı puɐ
sǝoʇ ʎɯ uı sʇɹɐʇs ʇı
ǝɔɐןd ʎןןıs ɐ uı sǝıןƃuıʇ ǝɥʇ ʇǝƃ ı
ǝɔɐɟ ʎןqqnq ɹnoʎ ǝǝs ı ǝɯıʇ ʎɹǝʌǝ ǝsnɐɔ
ʍou pןıɥɔ ɐ ǝʞıן uıןǝǝɟ ǝɯ ʇoƃ ǝʌ,noʎ
ʍou ǝןıɥʍ ɐ ɹoɟ ǝʞɐʍɐ uǝǝq ǝʌ,ı

>> No.3000332
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3000332

noʎ sǝʞɐʇ ʇı 'pןɹoʍɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ
¿ʎpɐǝɹ noʎ 'sɹɐǝʎ puɐsnoɥʇ ǝuo
noʎ sʇıɐʍɐ pןɹoʍɹǝɥʇo uɐ
ʎpɐǝʇs sı ɯıɐ 'ʍou pןoɥ

ʇɥƃıuʞ uǝןןɐɟ ɐ 'ʎɐʍ ɹnoʎ ʇsoן
ɹǝqɯnןs ɹnoʎ sqɹnʇsıp 'sɯɐǝɹp ɹnoʎ sןןıɟ
ʇɥƃıs ɹnoʎ pnoןɔ 'ʇı ɟo sǝıɹoɯǝɯ
ɹǝpuɐʍ noʎ spןǝıɟ pןoɔ 'ǝuoןɐ ןןɐ

noʎ spǝǝɟ ʇɐɥʇ puɐɥ ǝɥʇ ǝʇıq noʎ
ʇı uo dn ǝʌıƃ noʎ ʇ,uop
noʎ sʇıɐʍɐ pןɹoʍɹǝɥʇo uɐ
ʇı ʇuɐʍ noʎ ɟı 'ʍou oƃ

>> No.3000345
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3000345

>> No.3000360
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3000360

What's going on?

>> No.3000370

Arial Unicode MS is better.

>> No.3000397
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3000397

Bye

>> No.3000443
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3000443

Japanese janitors don't giving a fuck about leetspeak on /jp/

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