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2997771 No.2997771 [Reply] [Original]

They see your dick.

>> No.2997777

The reaction seems appropriate.

>> No.2997784

As japanese girls, they should scream 'EEEAAA HENTAI BAKA' and run away. Why aren't they doing so? Because they obviously do NOT see anyone's dick in that picture.

>> No.2997795

>>2997784
>>2997771

"You thinking what I'm thinking, Reimu?"

"If you're thinking we'll need to take Anon to Eientei for some 'therapy', then you are."

"Right, off we go."

Thus began Anon's adventures in Futasokyo.

>> No.2997796
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2997796

I don't care.

>> No.2997799
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2997799

Durr hurr hurr I are so clever.

>> No.2997801

>>2997771
Marisa is already prepared to take it, I see.

>> No.2997806

Look at Marisa with her mouth wide open. She obviously wants my dick. What a slut.

>> No.2997808

I can't compete with Touhous' and their enormous cocks. Who do you take me for, Faceless Man?

>> No.2997812
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2997812

Flan sees her vagina.

>> No.2997814

>>2997801
>>2997806
Slutmind.

>> No.2997819

It's not my fault I was born with a four inch penis.

;_;

>> No.2997825
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2997825

How can they see my dick if its well hidden not only behind my pants, but ALSO behind my trousers?
This vexes me so.

>> No.2997833

>>2997771
This image has no exposed/partially exposed breasts/underwear/ass/vagina/nipples yet it can get my hyper weapon ready for action

>> No.2997829

i want to show my dick to ran

>> No.2997837

>>2997808

>Touhous
>Enormous Cocks

You really only have to worry about this from Keine, since she caters to all of Gensokyo's size queens.

>> No.2997851

Why is Touhou futa so arousing?

>> No.2997865

>>2997851
Because you are gay. Only faggots like futas. Those who like futas with testicles are even more gay.

>> No.2997869

>>2997865

>Because you are gay. Only faggots like futas.

oh, u.

>> No.2997877

>>2997869
Case in point.

>> No.2997883

>>2997865

What about gay people who like futa?

>> No.2997886

>>2997833

I find it inexplicably hot as well. It doesn't even have any content that applies to my particular fetishes or anything.

>> No.2997918

For some reason this image makes me think they're being dominant and telling me to get undressed.

>> No.2997921
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>>2997837
>>2997869
/jp/'s number one favorite tripfag appears!

You're number one!

>> No.2997924

>>2997921
Arc is my husbando. So moe.

>> No.2997932

>>2997877

The HURRR, FAGS LIEK DICKGIRLS trolling is old hat on /d/, I don't think you'll have much success trotting it out on /d/-lite

You'd have more success posting a thread about clips on /k/ but it's your party. Don't let me stop you.

>> No.2997937

>>2997877
>>2997921
It's funny seeing you guys replying to non-existent posts.

>>2997924
>Arc

Mystery explained!

>> No.2998013

>>2997865
Falsity.

I am homosexual and find futa only mildly arousing. In fact, most of Gensokyo I find sexually unappealing(gee I wonder why) so I can focus on the bullet dodging and hidden agendas in ZUN's work. If you guys ever get your penises back in your pants, you might notice some of the wisdom ZUN put in Touhou.

>> No.2998023

>If you guys ever get your penises back in your pants, you might notice some of the wisdom ZUN put in Touhou.

This statement is precisely calculated to make secondaryfans rage.

>> No.2998036

>>2998013
A tiny drunk asian man's wisdom approved by some gay deranged 4channer? I'll pass.

>> No.2998043

>>2998036

>A tiny drunk asian man's wisdom

he's just like master roshi from dragonball omg omg omg

>> No.2998060

>>2998013
>I am homosexual and find futa only mildly arousing

I am straight and I find futa like a bucket of cold water.

What disturbs me even more is the focus they put on the dicks being drawn. They are always distorted penises of humongous sizes, quite often larger than the girl's arms/legs.

>> No.2998064

>I am homosexual
Faggot detected.

>> No.2998091

>>2997771 They see your dick, and they are not amused!

corrected

>> No.2998102
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>>2998060

>[Dickgirl cocks] are always distorted penises of humongous sizes, quite often larger than the girl's arms/legs.

I'm scared to ask you what kind of pictures you save, dood. Ordinary Futanari/Dickgirl pictures abound, not everything's super hardcore alternative stuff...

>> No.2998103

>>2998064
Wow, those are some sharp senses.

>> No.2998120

I want to stick my dick in Marisa's wide open mouth, fuck Reimu's armpits, and then fondle Sakuya's tits.

>> No.2998137

>>2997771
"He's on /jp."

>> No.2998156
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2998156

>>2998102
I am the idiot who started the monstergirl pics threads in /d/. I love 'em.

Everytime I went to /d/, I was greeted with some horrid image of a girl with bizarre genitalia. This went on for a numbe of times until I gave up on /d/.

>> No.2998175

>>2998120
I want to dick my armpits in Marisa's wide open Reimu, fuck stick's tits, and then fondle Sakuya's mouth.
Wait, what?

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>>2998156

I don't think you "started" the monstergirl threads. They've been around for several years.

Also translation

>> No.2998201

>>2998137
I'm not a lolicon, I swear!

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2998242

Is this hot?

>> No.2998253
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>>2998242
Fang moe does not make monstergirl. Try again.

>> No.2998260

>>2998242
SOMETHING is my waifu.

>> No.2998264

>>2998242

She should only have one cute little fang, and it should be pointing down, not up.

Fangs can be moe. Tusks are practically never moe. Learn the difference, it could save your life.

>> No.2998272

It makes me sad that there's not lesbian version of the monstergirl encyclopedia Why so hetero, monstergirls?

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2998285

OK, how about now?

>> No.2998301

>>2998285

I guess I could fap to that.

Maybe if your work gets popular enough, the fanart will make up for any deficiencies in your own work. Let's make lots of original content, anon!

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