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299388 No.299388 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

Behold! Alice has a sexy moan!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U1BKukezx0

>> No.299394

I remember this. I fapped to it back then too.

>> No.299400
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299400

>Behold! Alice has a sexy mom!

>> No.299407

At first I was like fuck YES!ヘ( ´∀`)ノ
Then I was like ಠ_ಠ

>> No.299413

>>Alice has a sexy mom!
Especially if you're into necrophilia!

>> No.299425

man did i came

>> No.299454
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299454

Anhhh!

>> No.299465
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299465

>>299388

>> No.299481
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299481

You're embarrassing Alice.

>> No.299521

>>299388

Goddamnit, why did I get a boner?!

And what the fuck is that video supposed to be?!

>> No.299537

I came in my pants

>> No.299543

>>299521
It's... a pretty straight forward video.

>> No.299557
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299557

H...hello Anonymous...

>> No.299570
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299570

Wh..what's wrong?..

>> No.299579

>>299557
>>299570
*squeeze*

>> No.299580

>>299557
Don't worry Alice, that video didn't change my opinion of you.
I still love you like before, and really don't care when and why you did that video.

Will you marry me? ;__;

>> No.299584

>>299580
*squeeze*

>> No.299585
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299585

Hello.

>> No.299587

>>299557
I just jerked off listening to you moan!

>> No.299593

>>299585
*squeeze

>> No.299596

>>299579

Stop with this sqeeze shit. It`s the cancer that is killing soroneryalice threads.

>> No.299601

>>299557
Lost your car? Money problems?

>> No.299602

>>299596
*squeeze*

>> No.299603

WTF is up with the "squeeze" thing?

>> No.299604
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299604

>>299580

I... I only did it for money to pay for schooling...

I didn't enjoy it...

>> No.299608

i want an mp3 of this

>> No.299621
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299621

*squeeze*

>> No.299624

>>299604
That's ok my dear ;__;
so, will you?

>> No.299639

>>299604
*squeeze*
>>299624
*squeeze*
>>299621
*squeeze*

>> No.299641

>>299604
Sounds like you loved it.....

>> No.299644

>>299624
*squeeze*

>> No.299651
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299651

>>299580

ehhh? video?...
well... this is a bit of a s...suprise!

>>299587
Wh..what is jerking off?

>>299601
Um.. *hangs up the phone*

*blush* I was asleep...

>>299604
THATS NOT ME!

>> No.299657

>>299651
*squeeze*

>> No.299658

>>299604
Will you let me hear you moan in bed tonight?

>> No.299659

>>299604

It was that Marisa girl again, wasn`t it!

Just... Let me get my knife... Don`t worry, you won`t be forced to do such things again!

>> No.299661

>>299658
*squeeze*

>> No.299662

Alice, I want you to fart in my mouth

>> No.299664

>>299659
*squeeze*

>> No.299666
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299666

>>299624
th..this is so sudden...

>> No.299669

>>299662
*squee-
ಠ_ಠ....

>> No.299671

>>299666

*squeeze*

>> No.299672

>>299666
*squeeze*
DO IT FAGGOT

>> No.299677

What is this squeeze faggotry?

>> No.299678

Alice, I love you.

May I drag my sack across your face?

>> No.299679

>>299666
>666
DON'T DO IT MAN, SHE WILL KILL YOU!

>> No.299687
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299687

*squeeze*

>> No.299689

>>299677
*squeeze*

>> No.299696
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>>299678
that sounds uncomfortable...

>> No.299697

>>299678
>your sack
*squeeze*

>> No.299701

>>299696
that's fine then
*squeeze*

>> No.299711

>>299701
*squeeze*

>> No.299714

>this thread
*squeeze*

>> No.299727

>>299696
Hahaha, I can't believe you fell for that? I hate you, you fucking slut.

>> No.299740
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299740

>>299624
>>299580
A..Anonymous... I will...

>> No.299757

>>299740
great!
*squeeze*

>> No.299760

>>299727
*squeeze*

>> No.299765

>>299740
Get some cakes and start some music dudes, anon is getting married

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299766

>>299757

Anon... my ribs... don't squeeze too hard...

>> No.299770

>>299766
*squeeze*

>> No.299772

>>299765
*squeeze*

>> No.299778

>>299740
No! What about me? ;_;

>> No.299781

It was a quiet day in The Forest of Magic, just like every other day. The spring air flowed into the room through the open window, bringing with it a cool and refreshing breeze. A young girl was sitting elegantly at her desk, marveling the wondrous object that lay before her.

"I can't believe I let Nitori talk me into testing this thing out for her. It seems so complicated, I can't figure out what goes where and how to set it up. Oh heck, I can't even figure out how to turn it on!...

>> No.299782

>>299766
*SQUEEZE*

>> No.299785
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>>299757
*squeeeeezes*

>> No.299787

Oh well, at least it was nice talking to someone, even if it resulted in something troublesome like this."

The young puppeteer sat perplexed on her chair, tinkering with the modern piece of technology. Alice was anxious and determined to get the device to work, and thus she didn't stop until late into the night. The refreshing breeze turned into a stiff wind and darkness flooded the house's insides. Noticing this, Alice stood up, lit a candle, and closed the large glass windows. When she sat back down, she noticed that the device was nearly set up, and all she had left to do was turn it on.

>> No.299788

>>299778
ANON IS ALL, ANON IS ONE

YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED TOO, CALM DOWN FAGGOT.

>> No.299791

>>299781
DON'T YOU DARE!

>> No.299793

>>299778
Go steal the dead zombie's precious thing
i was here first, wer'e getting married.

now where's my cake?

>> No.299799

"Alright, I believe this button should do it.", she said with anticipation. To her excitement, the machine began to buzz and run, indicating that it was beginning to start up. Less than a couple minutes later, the screen of the strange device lit up with various icons and such. Alice remembered Nitori telling her that this was the "Desktop", whatever that was.

Eager to test out the device per her promise to Nitori, Alice put her hand on the mouse and started clicking frantically, until she realized that she was just clicking into empty space. She moused over an icon that she found quite interesting: a small blue and orange sphere. Below it was text that read "FireRan Browser".

"I wonder what this one will do if I click on it", pondered Alice. To her utmost enjoyment, as soon as she clicked on it her screen almost immediately changed completely. "Ah, this must be the Web Browser Nitori told me about. She said that this was probably the most popular feature of her invention."

>> No.299801

>>299787
STOP IT YOU FAGGOT

>> No.299803

In time, Alice got used to this new device Nitori called a "Computer", and eventually all the commands and whatnot would just come naturally as if she had been doing this forever. In that time, many other people took liking to this invention, including many people from the human village.

One day, Alice came across a website with lots of texts and images. When she asked Nitori about this, she said it was a Message Board, a place where people would post messages accompanied with images about various subjects. She noticed that one subject was very popular, a game called Uohout, created by a man called NUZ. She later learned that this was what they called a curtain fire shooter, and that it was really popular in the human village. Alice decided to try these out for herself, as many people exclaimed how fun they were.

The first time she decided play, Alice was quite confused. First of all, she couldn't decide which character to chose. There were many, after all. Anon, John, Steve and Ryan were the main ones, with many side characters as well.

In the beginning, Alice wasn't very good, however as the days passed she got better and better and was eventually able to move up in the levels. However, one day Alice discovered that these shooting games weren't the only things about of this game called Ouhout. She also found out at the various doujins and fan-made comics existed, each one with great artwork and funny or dramatic story lines. Alice immersed herself in these stories, laughing at the hilarious jokes involving the stereotypes assigned to the characters, and sobbing at the stories of lost love and heartbreak.

>> No.299805

>>299799
NO! STOP! ;_;

>> No.299808

>>299778
>>299787
>>299788
>>299791
>>299793
*squeeze*

>> No.299815

Alice started developing a certain liking towards the character named "Anon", which was short for Anonymous. He was a lonely character who was always made fun of by everyone else. Day in and day out he was satirized and ridiculed, even though he tried his best to make friends with the others. As such, he spent almost all of his life inside his small, resolute home, practicing his Danmaku or reading manga. Although you couldn't see his face, you could tell that Anon was fairly attractive, which was a surprise considering his situation.

As time passed, Alice soon became infatuated with this heartfelt yet unbefriended character. She would fantasize being together with him, comforting him in his times of melancholy and going out together as an act of their love. She would lament over the though of being with him forever, enjoying themselves together, having kids, growing old as a couple, etcetera. She wanted to give him the love and appreciation that he desperately deserved, most of all because she knew exactly how he felt. It hurt Alice knowing how woebegone he must feel.

However, one day Alice came to an inconsolable realization. She realized that Anonymous was not real, and never would be real. She realized that both he and herself would be lonely forever, separated by 2dimensional and 3dimensional barriers. She realized that they would never be together, never share the beautiful view of the sunset, never hold hands while walking down a park trail, never have a peaceful picnic on the edge of the forest with a beautiful view of the lake.

>> No.299818
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"This isn't fair! This just isn't fair! Why can't he be real? Why has fate been so cruel, to present me with such a perfect man, only to be rejected by this barrier of woe, this realization of dismay?"

A single tear flowed down Alice's cheek, grazing her soft yet troubled face and shortly falling to the ground.

Alice cried herself to sleep that night, her hopes and emotions dashed, her future bleak and dim. Aside from the resolute sobbing, it was a quiet day in The Forest of Magic. Just like every other day. As such, it would stay that way forever...

>> No.299819

>>299818
Superb
Also, *squeeze*

>> No.299827

>>299818
THE FLOOD GATES HAVE BEEN OPENED.

( 〒 Д〒)

>> No.299830

>>299788
Well, that doesn't seem to apply to this anon.
>>299793

>> No.299831

Pie.

There, the thread is now ruined.

>> No.299834

>>299827
Don't cry Anonymous, come here.
*squeeze*

>> No.299844

>>299831
*squeeze*

>> No.299868
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299868

A..Anonymous... I...It doesn't matter...I still love you....I...I'll never let...

>> No.299869

>>299818
*saved*

>> No.299874

>>299868
*squeeze*

>> No.299876
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299876

A..Anything come between us and our love...

>> No.299880

>>299868
Why did you stop, Alice?

>> No.299885
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299885

A..Anything come between us and our love...

*squeeze*

>> No.299887

>>299876
yes... go back to sleep...

....*squeeze*

>> No.299892

>>299885
Why are you touching my breasts...

also, *squeeze*

>> No.299893

>>299876
ENOUGH FOREPLAY GIRLIE, SHOW ME YER PANTIES!

>> No.299896
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299896

S..So take my hand...

>> No.299898

So, are we jamming it in all at once, or are we taking turns? Maybe some sort of time-share option?

>> No.299900

>>299896
*takes*

>> No.299903

>>299896
*squeeze*

also, looking kinda MESSAAAAGE-like there, Alice.

>> No.299904

>>299885
I promise you, Alice, I will never leave your side! ;_;

>> No.299906
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299906

l...let's get married...

>> No.299912
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299912

ASTERISKS ARE TREASON.

>> No.299914

>>299906
>>299904
>>299900
>>299898
*squeeze*

>> No.299915

>>299898
Hang on, I'm still working out the details with Yukari. It looks like about a third of us will need to offer ourselves as blood sacrifices.

>> No.299916

>>299898
We are all one. A bit like the Borg, but united in body instead of mind and will.

>> No.299917

>>299912
*squeeze*

>> No.299920
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>>299900
>>299904
*kiss*

>> No.299923

>>299912
*squeeeeeeze*

>> No.299924

>>299898
There is no "WE"
ANON IS ONE

>> No.299927

>>299915
NOT IT.

>> No.299945

"Perfect!" you state, as you place the finishing touches on your latest miniature figurine. Ten years with this hobby, and you've managed to amass quite the collection. Your eye for detail is unmatched, your work envied by many, and your knowledge vast enough that your original creations would go for thousands at auction. That will happen when you're dead, your art is too precious to sell for mere money. Of course, that day is approaching faster than you realize. You set off for the hobby store as usual for your weekly shipment of custom paint shades, not aware that you're being followed. One of your ill-wishers, a small time resin kit maker whose business was nearly destroyed by your harsh words about his shoddy work, has decided today would be your end. Driving behind your car, he only wishes to watch as you realize that your brakes no longer work. That much is true. However, as your car breaks through the guard rail and over the side of a steep cliff, he can't help but stare as he realizes the driver's seat was already empty.

>> No.299946

You wake up in a messy house, not quite sure where you are. The last thing you remember, your car wouldn't stop, and you were about to take a sharp curve into thin air. However, it seems as if the gods had another fate in store for you. As you start to gather your bearings, a mischevious looking girl enters from the other room. "Hi there, I thought you were dead! Well, you wouldn't mind donating a few vital organs for my magic, would you?" The look on your face shows your lack of appreciation for her jokes, or what you certainly hope are jokes. "Don't get bent out of shape, I was only kidding. I already took a lock of hair though, call it payment for making sure you didn't become youkai food."

That evening is an interesting one. You find out that you're in a place called Gensokyo, and that your host is a girl named Marisa. "Figurines. You mean like dolls and stuff, right?" asks Marisa. You nod slowly. "Something like that." Marisa nods firmly. "Then you should meet my friend Alice. She's gloomy, obsessive, a bit eerie, and she really, really, really likes dolls." You sigh quietly, reminded of nearly all of your adult family. Figurines aren't just dolls, they're detailed works of art! Well, no matter, it's probably good to meet a few new people. This world is nothing like anything you've seen, and it's probably good to make some friends. Perhaps someone will know the way back.

>> No.299954

Ah I've read this one before.

>> No.299959

The next day, Marisa takes you to meet Alice. "Hey Alice, this guy likes dolls too!" "Hm, is that so..." "Yeah, so quit being gloomy and show him around! Maybe if you got out and saw more people, you'd quit being so creepy." You cringe just a little bit, and you notice that Alice is visibly hurt by this remark. "Fine. So, you like dolls, right?" You nod, trying to be nice to this obviously abused girl. "Well, dolls and any sort of miniature art." Alice seems to cheer up a little bit at this remark. "Art, you say? Interesting indeed!" Marisa excuses herself, as if she's just done Alice the biggest favor she'll ever do. "I'll come by tomorrow, I know it's all you ever look forward to!" Alice's reaction is a mixture of pain and embarassment, as if it just might be true. "Don't mind her. So..." You and Alice manage to discuss various miniature art all day long. She seems a little more whimsical and willing to believe in magic than you are, which makes sense. Seeing Alice manipulate her dolls makes you wish you could bring your own works of art to life. On the other hand, your fascination with detail and dedication to art is quite interesting to her as well. Hearing that you have no place to stay, Alice invites you to stay with her for a while, and you eagerly accept. Any port in a storm, and it's quite nice to have such an interesting host. She is pretty cute too.

>> No.299960
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>> No.299967

Days pass, and you begin to study the basics of magic under Alice. You aren't interested in strength or influence, just learning how to manipulate your figures how Alice does. She seems quite pleased to have you around. You may not have the tools you did before, but your skilled hands still manage to create lifelike masterpieces with a simple knife and wood carvings. You find that the two of you are both dedicated towards your work, and learn a great many things from each other. Marisa visits from time to time, and while not directly unpleasant, she is always mean to Alice in ways that make your stomach turn. A backhanded comment here, deflation of ego there, and yet friendly enough that it couldn't be real hostility, could it? A few weeks pass, and you manage to start maneuvering a small carving of yours, directing it to walk over to one of Alice's dolls, and bow in introduction. Much to your surprise, her doll leans over and places a kiss on your carving's cheek. You look up at Alice, slightly confused, until she proceeds to kiss your cheek just the same. Blushing slightly, you return the favor. Seems to be a match molded in heaven.

>> No.299969

As the weeks go by, Marisa's cruel words strike you as often as they do Alice. However, Alice seems more confident and willing to tell Marisa off lately. You are no kinder, going so far as to accuse Marisa of holding Alice back, being mean and not a real friend at all. Marisa's visits become less and less frequent, and your relationship with Alice blossoms deeper into love. This fair-haired maiden was pretty at first, but finding her confidence has turned her into an absolute goddess. Your arrogance has softened over time as well. At first with humility when faced with such power, and now simply out of consideration for someone so talented and lovable that you simply don't want to see her hurt. You are a better person for having met Alice, and you believe that perhaps she can say the same for you. Whatever happened that fateful day, it was a truly fortunate move, and you find that you have not missed the outside world for some time. If this is a dream, you hope that you never wake up.

>> No.299970
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>> No.299971

>>299960
oh hey shanghai
*squeeze*

>> No.299972

You decide that after several months of living with Alice, the proper time has come. A shy nerd at heart, you carve a new doll special for the occasion, and employ it in proposing to Alice. The tears of joy in her eyes say more than words ever could. Even a short lifetime together would be paradise, and you'd gladly sacrifice your humanity for this dear love of your life, to be with her all the longer. Employing her acquaintance, the priestess Reimu Hakurei, the two of you are wed in a beautiful ceremony. Many people from the nearby village attend, pleased to see that the lonely entertainer has found herself someone who would make her happy. A handful of powerful youkai attend as well, their terrifying presence made peaceful by their wishes of happiness. Alice is a well liked woman, as little as she knew it. The ceremony is a beautiful event to remember, even down to Shanghai and Hourai in cute bridesmaid's dresses you sewed by hand to surprise Alice. The only thing missing from the ceremony is Marisa.

>> No.299973

The "bad end" of this one isn't so bad, I think.

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>> No.299979

Marisa. You knew something was wrong. The euphoric joy you feel gives way to a sinking feeling as you return to Alice's house. You can't shake this sense of bad vibes coming from all around. However, this is a happy day, so you suppress it. Picking Alice up to carry her over the threshold, you open the door to her house. Just as you step over, you see it.

The hanging corpse of a witch, dangling over a suicide note. Alice steps out of your arms, dashing over to Marisa in tears. You pick up the note, hands trembling, and unfold it slowly. It reads simply, "I always loved you Alice."

>> No.299980

>>299975
*squeeze*

>> No.299986
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>> No.299992

hawt, I came

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300023

*kiss*

>> No.300032

>>300023
*tongue*

>> No.300037

>>299979
;__________;

>> No.300049

>>299979
while i do feel a bit bad for marisa. that small feeling is ovrepowered greatly by the happiness of finally having my perfect wife

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>>300032
lower

>> No.300101
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>>300052
promotions

>> No.300108
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>> No.300159

>>299979

BAD END

Or is it?

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>>300108

Huuh? What are you, dumb?

>> No.300204

I can't help but notice the difference between the western fanon personality and the eastern fanon personality.

Western: quiet, shy, introverted
Eastern: Hiding under a false layer of tsuntsun, but a bit of a coward underneath

In conclusion...well, I don't want to accuse anyone of "doing it wrong" or anything like that, but...

>> No.300230

>>300204
But what? Tell me.

>> No.300238
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>>300204
th...that's not it!

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>>300204
I...I'm realy not th...the way that Zun wanted me to be...

>> No.300257

>>300230
Well, it's not the kind of discrepancy that can just be shrugged off easily with an "OUR ALICES ARE DIFFERENT", is it?

>> No.300259

>>300238
What is it then, Alice?

>> No.300273

>>300255
Who cares what ZUN wanted you to be. You are you, Alice, that's what's important.

>> No.300281

It's nobody's fault, really. It's just that someone took the brief moment of deredere, and, well...flanderization, I guess.

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>>300273
A..Anonymous...

>> No.300308

>>300282
I always knew you looked best with a smile on your face.

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>>300273
C..can we cuddle?..

>> No.300351

>>300327
I can never say no to you, Alice.

>> No.300362
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>>300351
*kiss*
*squeeze*

>> No.300555

Can someone explain what this "squeeze" thing is? it's driving me nuts

>> No.300577

>>300555
Shes milking you. Like a keine.

>> No.300623
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300623

Gimme a hug, Shanghai!

>> No.301026

Just a bit more and my Large hardon collider will be complete...... then i'll find my way to Gensokyo
and then, my dear Alice, we can finally be together ;__;

>> No.301057

>>301026
>hardon

>> No.301059

>>300555

It`s the cancer that is killing Alice`s love.

>> No.301183
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>>301059
M-m-m-my love will never die...

>> No.301251
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>>301183

That is quite a stutter, Alice.

>> No.301274
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I cut some apples. You want any, Alice?

>> No.301278

Hey this thread is still here. I LOVE YOU MORE THAN THESE OTHER FUCKERS, ALICE

>> No.301317

>>301274
I would love some...

>> No.301325
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>>301274
I would love some...

>> No.301338

why does the real world suck so much ;__;

>> No.301340

>>301278
>I LOVE YOU MORE THAN THESE OTHER FUCKERS, ALICE

That's only because I hadn't posted in this thread yet.

Uhm, h-hello Alice.

>> No.301342

>>301340
Wrong again! It's me. I'm her man. Check it, I be blingin' and shit.

>> No.301345

>>301325
Here, say ahhh~

>> No.301352

>>301345

[X] Stick it in

>> No.301360

>>301345

Great plan, Anon. Get her to open her mouth, and THEN shove your cock.

>> No.301363

>>301345
No goddamit
this is an Alice LOVE thred
not a rape thread.

Don't mind this rude lad my dear ;__;

>> No.301369
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>>301345
Ahhhhh...

>> No.301375

>>301369

J-J-J-J-J-J-J-JAM IT IN

>> No.301414

>>301369

*inserts member*

>> No.301417

>>301375
God damn it, Anon.

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>>301414
*bites*

...th..this isn't an apple...

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>>301375
>>301414
fuck you both

>>301369
here you go my dear

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>>301448

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>>301461
th..thank you...

>> No.301587

GODAMMIT FUCK THOSE THREADS
i'm becoming an hero.

>> No.301631

>>301587
Bravo, sir.

>>301461
You seriously do not want to rape her face?

>> No.301635

>>301342
>Wrong again! It's me. I'm her man. Check it, I be blingin' and shit.

You're too confident, you'll scare her off!

You need to look interested but shy. Like a yandere pre-snap.

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>>301631
>You seriously do not want to rape her face?

I want to huddle close to her on a wooden bench; the both of us sharing a heavy blanket as a cool autumn stir the golden leaves. I want her to lean over and rest her head on my shoulder while in turn I rest my head on hers.

I do not want to "rape her face."

>> No.301815
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>>301761
A..Anonymous...
*nestles*

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>>301631
>You seriously do not want to rape her face?

I want to huddle close to her on a wooden bench; the both of us sharing a heavy blanket as a cool autumn breeze stir the golden leaves. I want her to lean over and rest her head on my shoulder while in turn I rest my head on hers.

I do not want to "rape her face."

>>301815
I'm sorry I deleted the post you quoted but I forgot to type a word.

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>>301631
>You seriously do not want to rape her face?

I want to huddle close to her on a wooden bench; the both of us sharing a heavy blanket as a cool autumn breeze stir the golden leaves. I want her to lean over and rest her head on my shoulder while in turn I rest my head on hers.

I do not want to "rape her face."

>> No.301892
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>>301868
A..Anonymous...
*snuggles*

>> No.301946

>>301892
*ruffles hair*

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>>301946
Nnnn...s...so happy...

>> No.301980

>>301973
religiously followed by a rape scene

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>>301980
I'm sleepy...

>> No.302015

>>302002
Go ahead and sleep, Alice. I'll be right here.

>> No.302019
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>>301946
*nestles closer*

>> No.302046

>>302019
There there, Alice. Remember that Anonymous will always love you.

...as long as you don't leak poop in his bed.

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>>302015
...ok...
*kiss*

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302130

*sleeps*

>> No.302137

>>302130
*squeeze*

>> No.302138

>>302130

*squeeze*

>> No.302150

>>302130
so you're sleeping..... *squeeze*

>> No.302187

This reminds me of that picture of alice being raped
by one of her dolls holding a dildo, while the other dolls held her down.

Hm, be right back..

>> No.302189
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SLEEPING IS NOT AN ACTION

YOU'RE LESS IMAGINATIVE THAN YOU WERE TROLLING /B/, YES, YOU ARE TAINTED BY /B/, ALICE, I CANT EVEN LOOK AT YOUR FACE ANYMORE.

>> No.302427

>>302130

*grope*

>> No.302434

>>302187

hmm, post in /h/?

>> No.302447

>>302189
*squeeze*

>> No.302450

>>302189
last I looked, 'sleeping' was a present continuous tense verb which does, indeed, make it an action

>> No.302457
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Spring~

>> No.302515

is there a sauce on the moans?

>> No.304791

>>302515
No
>>302457
GTFO Lily
did you come to shoot some danmaku at the newlyweds?

>> No.304823
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>>304791

I'm just announcing it's spring is all! Even if that was from some seven or so hours ago.

>> No.304900
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Nnn...

*rub rub*

>> No.304903

>>304900
*squeeze*

>> No.304918
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>>304903
*squish*

>> No.304929
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304929

ahhh!.. I'll be late!

>> No.304936
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304936

*brush brush brush*

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S..see you later Anonymous!...

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304961

This is a... weird thread.

>> No.304966

>>304953
Take care dear
>>304961
SHMION! WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE?

>> No.304971

Where's she off to in such a hurry? All she does is make dolls.

>> No.304978

>>304971
And hat an important task that is! Do you know that if she stopped one day, the doll population of Gensokyo would decline so badly that they become an endangered species the next day?

>> No.304981

>>304966

Shmion? Is that like the "I have no idea which so i'll cleverly call you both" ?

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>>304978
no way

>> No.304987
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...

It's still spring!

>> No.304991

>>304987

And on that day, half of Gensokyo burned.

>> No.304996

>>304978
My god...

>> No.305002

Did Anonymous just get ditched by his own wife?

>> No.305004
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>>305002

Yes.

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>>305004
>>305002
I have to go to wooooooooooooooooooooooork....

>> No.305020
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>>304991

Ha-ha!

>> No.305024

>>305012

She's moonlighting on you, anon.

>> No.305026

>>305020
Lily is moe

>> No.305056

>>305012
Yeah I'm sure you "work" hard over at Marisa's house.

>> No.305101

>>304981
NEWFAG SPOTTED

>> No.305109

>>305101

Please. Go back to /a/.

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The song goes well with this one.

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>> No.305143
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>> No.305156

>> No.305160

>>305156
I like where this is going.

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>> No.305172

>>305164
>>305156
>>305143
>>305133
sauce? does this turn in to rape? DO WANT EITHER WAY!

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>> No.305177

So Anon got ditched by his wife to go try to rape Marisa. That's got to hurt.

>> No.305181

>>305177

It's all in a normal day.

>> No.305184
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Now play the Youtube song

>> No.305185

>>LIES! ALL LIES!
Plus, if Alice ever ditches Anon, he can always rape Shanghai

>> No.305187
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>> No.305192

WHOOOOAHHHHHH MY SALARY RAISE! AND NEW OFFICE ROOM!

>> No.305194

>>305184

hot

>> No.305197

Sauce is Far Dream by Far Dream Corporation.

>> No.305200

FUCKING SAUCE NAO

>> No.305202
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>> No.305203

>>305185
That's all Anon wanted to begin with.

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I know you love this shit.

>> No.305214

>>305204
SAVING IT AS YOU POST. sauce?

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>> No.305230

Hopefully this will keep me out of this ultra-addictive site and study for once.

>> No.305231

/jp/ is the best worksafe board.

Also, name?

>> No.305236

Far Dream Corporation. Fucking google it. And yes it is the best worksafe board ever.

>> No.305240

http://gensokyo.zomgwtf.net/H/%5BFar%20Dream%5D%20Far%20Dream%20Corporation.rar

>> No.305243

What the...? I am in the middle of fapping here!!

Luckily there's the dl link.

>> No.305379

This was hot. Needs translation.

>> No.305379,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>304918
*squeeze*

>> No.305379,2 [INTERNAL] 

Get out RP newfags you're kind is not welcome in /jp/ because moot said so!!

>> No.305379,3 [INTERNAL] 

anon2007 did you finally discover trolling?

>> No.305379,4 [INTERNAL] 

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp?task=search2&search_tripcode=!7AnImelIIg&search_username=Anonymous2007

He seems to be quite fond of you lately, Suigintou.

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