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The errant maids' "strike" continues, and has actually intensified, as more and more staff members selfishly decide to stop working until Remilia-ojou-sama raises their pay, among other ridiculous demands. It's pretty much just me, Wriggle and the shinigami now. Even with time stopped, it's quite a hassle doing the work of the entire maid staff, and as a result I've been a little fatigued.

Ojou-sama had a brilliant (as usual) idea to solve the problem. We would attract people from all over Gensokyo by throwing a widely announced dinner party, and then abduct them and force them to do the maids' work for free. It would have worked perfectly, but for the interference of a certain annoying ghost.

Within seconds of her arrival, the spread I had worked on all day was decimated, as were a couple of unfortunate guests. With no one else available, it came down to me to forcibly remove her from the premises. Regrettably, in my weakened state, I slipped and allowed her to get the better of me. I fear I may have been eaten myself, had the janitor not pulled me out of there. (I'll have to give her a 10 yen raise later.)

My body still hurts all over, but that's not my main concern. With me out of commission for at least the next day, who will cook and clean for the SDM? I hate to admit it, but we're in the direst straits yet.

>> No.2980182

Walk it off.

>> No.2981734
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>> No.2981947

Age

>> No.2981971

>>2980135

If you can force party guests to work for free, why can't you force the maids to get back to work?

>> No.2981976

>>2980135
A GHOST killed you?
How pathetic!

>> No.2981985

Fuck off.

>> No.2981992

Not enough stabbings

>> No.2982000
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>> No.2982007
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Random Toehoe fun. xD

>> No.2982016

>>2981971
MAGIC.

How do these protest sign slogans work-

"The stingy old bat can wash her own hat!"
"Give more pay or I sleep all day!"
"Eat at Mystia's Eel Shack!" (Faeries can't read)

>> No.2982019

Get this awful fanfiction out of my /jp/.

Thread reported.

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Latest dance hit at the SDM: Caramelldansen

>> No.2982022

I love you Sakuya.

>> No.2982027

>>2981971
trade union of maids, union is power my moe comrades, union is power

>> No.2982038
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Who needs maids when you have your lover?

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2982049

Take a holiday
you need a holiday
find a far off wonderland
where you might regain command
of your life today

>> No.2982051

>>2982049
>Take a holiday
Sakuya desperately needs a rest.

>> No.2982097

The SDM strike is generalising, now the rabbits of Eintei refuse to work. Ex-Keine keeps shouting about general order number 1.

What does Anonymous do?

>> No.2982109

>>2982097
[x] Rape the maids

>> No.2982135

>>2982109
This is the only option.

>> No.2982136

>>2982109
Why does it have to be rape? Can't I propose sex to them? I figure they would all agree.

>> No.2982163

>>2982136
They're on strike, comrade, rape is the only option.

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