this is your new history teacher

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would u let keine teach u or would u tell her to heck off

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Keine would punish you severly for spelling words so terribly.

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Young teacher,
The subject,
of schoolboy fantasy

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>>29777648
Creepshot

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>>29777648
>this is your new history teacher
but anon how can this be the case when i already am a history teacher

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>>29778382
>young

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>>29778516
tier 2 history teacher that teaches other teachcers.

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here's your only reminder, /jp/

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>>29777648
teach me about SEX

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teacher, can girls have babies with other girls?

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Depends on how she teaches it and for what purpose.
I've studied uni-level history both in the West and the East, and one of the tendencies I noticed with Eastern history teachers is that they seemed to place more emphasis on orthodox interpretations over novel ones, to the point that I learned to deviate less from what I expected they wanted to hear, rather than what I truly thought or was most interested in arguing. Not to say that a few of my Western professors weren't similarly biased, but if I responded to an exam question or a wrote a paper with a well-supported idea, Western professors were generally more willing to take it at face value and grade on the method rather than the tone or possible dissonance. I never took a course in native Japanese or Chinese though, these were English courses, so my experiences may not be representative of the native-language courses.
Now factor in that Keine is literally a traditional educator, which would have been even more conservative regardless of East/West cultural differences, and I would assume that she would might be less than ideal for someone aspiring to be a historian. She may not even be the best in Gensokyo.

However, I think she would be an excellent source for fact-finding, and elaborating on the history of Gensokyo with sound sources and reasoning. Which for most people is really all that they would be looking for in a history teacher. And at least in Gensokyo, the existence of people like Akyuu, youkai, and gods who serve as much more consistent and long-lasting primary sources than what we get in the normal world would probably lessen the need/desire for working with incomplete, secondary, and tertiary sources.

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>>29798146
>one of the tendencies I noticed with Eastern history teachers is that they seemed to place more emphasis on orthodox interpretations

>Miss Keine, I cannot find any information about the japanese war crimes during world war two in my textbook.
>What war crimes?

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We're allowed to post Green Keine? Even knowing that best Keine is...
Both

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drinking with teacher

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>>29812972
They never commit crime against humans, only bugs and mutts

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>>29824760
Thanks for your input, crossie.

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>>29778516
Being coworkers with Keine! Combining your modern knowledge and personal perspective with her vast access to information and experience! Bettering each other to better those living in Gensokyo! Slowly getting to know each other as you teach more and more, sharing information about each other!
Learning that she's already got a girlfriend who cares deeply for her, the immortal ninja of the bamboo forest...
Getting to know Mokou and forming a friend group where you're more than just a third wheel!
Living and working happily with two beautiful girls while improving the lives of those around you!
Helping Mokou and Keine get the children they've always wanted in a passionate MFF threesome one moonlit night and living happily ever after as their ojii-san!

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>>29777648
>would u let keine teach u or would u tell her to heck off
>tell her to heck off
lole, just don't show up to school and answer the door with your pants off. be sure to have a boner when you confront her for the peak repulsion effect.

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>>29825174
>coworkers
>cow
lol
>>29778382
>young

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>>29823502
>Mokou, my sweet child, have you by any chance heard the fantastic tale of a woman's cunt?
>...I'm a millennia older than you and please stop using words

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>>29778509
You can't use your phone in class Cirno! Everyone knows about Keine's round ass!

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I'd be terribly worried about my chastity.

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>>29824868
I'm taking a particular kind of pleasure knowing that your delusional kind will not outlive your own parents and they will bury you under your real name. You can be as heavy-handed and authoritarian on the internet as you want, but the reality isn't so forgiving.

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>>29928527
Who cares? Everything everyone does is useless. Being a delusional neet is as useful as being the leader of a nation. To think otherwise, that you're somehow better due to some arbitrary conditions set by people who are desperate to find meaning in a meaningless universe, is sadder than accepting our negligible fate and choosing the shut-in life.

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>>29928527
You're talking a lot of shit for an armchair moralist.

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>>29928413
Fuck. I knew Keine couldn't be trusted.
Youkai aren't your friends my ass. At least they don't go around preying on little boys.

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>>29777648
heck off, teach

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>>29928527
Make sure your future posts won't get deleted like that one, tough guy.

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>>30033576
Well, it wasn't mine. I responded exactly because of the injustice here where the first dude mentions muh war crimes, and then another dude gives a perfectly reasonable response, however he was the one to get memory holed because it just so happened that the tranny janny was lurking here. Thus, the result. The least you could do is to remove them both if you decided to be a trigger-happy monkey as you always do.

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>>30033557
Oi. You're 10000 years too early to be butting heads with the headbutt master, punk.

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>>29798146
she's definitely not the best choice in Gensokyo, but that's to be expected, really, considering there's people who could teach you in gensokyo that lived through events in question. You could find mokou and get a first hand account of the fujiwara clan, or you could find nue and learn about what happened when she was shot with the arrow in person

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>>30065503
Yeah, basically my point.
You have actual "people" who lived through it for all accounts.

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The whole faculty's on crack
You say I can't wear my silly witch hat, but yo, fuck that
You call yourself teacher, but what's bein' taught?
How to fuck kids and not get caught?
How can your teacher reach ya
They're too busy in the halls tryin' to fuck the other teacher
Kirisame Marisa a true vulture nuh man
Ratatat fuck unuh, da ze unnastand?

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>>30094109
Sounds like Marisa is an advocate for protecting the youth!
...if she's not corrupting it herself!
Neither party is innocent!

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>>30056863
This teach is about to CAVE some punks' heads in

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Teach me Keine-sensei!

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>>30093746
>>30065503
>>29798146
You've got the people who lived through so-and-so event, but are they good teachers? Just because you were there doesn't mean you're good at explaining it. Plus the subject of history isn't about just one period or event.

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I want to headbutt Keine's chest. Not her rib cage, her c h e s t.

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Blue>Green.

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>>30275850
Marry blue. Cheat with green.

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>>29777648
Can she teach me piano? I really love her theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpz4G-qgH_8&list=PLUlpcSagg-W1oF4MW94bQ7fxc8OjRl9FH&index=4&t=0s

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>>29778380
>severly
oh no...

>>30033809
Do you even know where you are? Those "bugs" gave you the privilege to shitpost in the first place.

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>>30282957
That sentiments was directed at soulless chinks though, no? The only insult towards japs was the original post which basically condemned them for not wallowing in self-pity and self-hate for eternity as the whitey does.
Now see what I'm talking about? If it wasn't for that smartass talking shit, this offtopic wouldn't be necessary.

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>>30056863
>>30149963

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>>29928413
Where is this from?

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>>30329237
Cowne is not a slut

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>>30331998
bunbunmaru

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>>30094109
>You call yourself teacher, but what's bein' taught?
>How to fuck kids and not get caught?

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>>29777648
Mokou's cute wife!

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>>29778380
more like she'll give you even more homework.

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>>29798146
>I think she would be an excellent source for fact-finding
If she doesn't conceal history.

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>>30370010
Well, obviously.

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>>30446213
There's no way someone with a figure like that is still single. There has to be something people see as a red flag within her.

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https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4927564
Hurry up and exterminate her already Reimu!

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uh, this one is certainly unique if you know what I mean.
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=sousakubito+ex-keine+kamishirasawa_keine+
Too bad the filetype isn't supported. It would have to be like >>30377300 in order to work.

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>>30521755
Nice.

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>>30500889
She's half-youkai in a place where people are justifiably afraid and paranoid of youkai. There's your red flag.

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>>30524260
But if everyone knew she was a youkai, she would have been ejected from the village already.

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>>30524336
They know. She was in Perfect Memento, pretty sure it was brought up in the mangas at one point, it's not a secret.

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>>30500889
All her relationships end on the full moon when she starts talking about genocides from 3,000 years ago and tries to put a horn in her boyfriend's ass.

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>>30527794
>and tries to put a horn in her boyfriend's ass.
You misspelled "abdomen" and "multiple injuries, head to waist"

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>>30527794
>>30528300
Lies! Slander! Libel!

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>>29812972
Who are you quoting?

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>>30275850
why not both

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>>30554709
Blue and Green are a package deal, but you can still prefer one over the other. Just not too much; don't upset the teach.

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>>30193683
That's my point precisely. I doubt Keine is particular versed in the discourse of historical fact-finding and criticism beyond what provides for the best narrative for the humans of the village while still seemingly satisfying the most obvious loose-ends and sources of doubt. And in a world where the gods are often visible, I'd imagine people are a bit more willing to take fantastic claims at face value.
>Just because you were there doesn't mean you're good at explaining it.
Yeah, but that sure beats the much more common problem of having no one who was there to even offer an explanation to work with.
>Plus the subject of history isn't about just one period or event.
True, but many people who are considered by society at large to be teachers of history are more like narrators for what society deems to be the pertinent events and proper interpretations for students to know.

>>30445590
Sure, but if she does, most humans would not have much recourse even if they suspected it, unless outsiders were willing to contradict Keine or they came upon other kinds of sources.

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>>30585144
>unless outsiders were willing to contradict Keine
The only way that would ever happen is if a /jp/sie went to Gensokyo, retained their knowledge and could actually prove what they were saying to be true.

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>>30585144
>for what society deems to be the pertinent events and proper interpretations for students to know
That's what history is.

So basically what you're saying is Keine needs to get more guests in the class. Here's Miko to tell us about sixth-century Japan! I approve.

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>>30597524
I more meant that there are more than a few youkai who know more than what the regular villagers would be told. Some of the other species as well, but to varying extents, as we can see with the tengu both being more informed and out of the loop to incidents in canon.

The stories of a person from the outside world, if not responded to with outright hostility, wouldn't be taken seriously due to its irrelevance and irreverence to the world they live in. The modern world would be, ironically enough, illusory to humans in Gensokyo.

And while I know at least a few /jp/sies who have gone over those guides of how to show practical scientific knowledge to impress people of the past and jump-start civilization, that's the exact kind of action that would get you on the shit-list of those in-the-know.

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green

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>>30621274
blue

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>>30719193
Bakuu and Bakano getting scolded by bakan-

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Strike a pose!

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>>30833732
wwww