Hololive Global

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Hololive Global

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I was wondering what hooked me on mori at first, and I remembered really like that one Genshiken character, Saki. They share a similar feeling of an outsider trying to fit in the weird rules on a specific otak' subculture

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tags: rape, blackmail, chikan

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I love Ame man, amazing background

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>i was wearing shorts underneath

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>Molested in a train
Ame what

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THICC PANCAKE SQUOOSHED AME THIGHS

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>you should take it as a compliment
based subway lady

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wholesome story my ass

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She made this story up, didn't she?

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Mori LUST

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Does... does Ame have any happy stories?

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ame's squishy thighs...

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>>29773499
>Shorts under skirt
Very nice.

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>You agree to go out with Calli
>She shows up in something other than her usual black attire
>It’s a cute pink sundress
>Her nail tips are pink and sparkly
>Her hair is done
>She speaks in a more girly fashion
How do you react

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>ywn stalk ame on the subway home from an anime convention

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That guy sexually harassing Ame was me.

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Ame is more Ame than usual todame

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Amelia is fucking hilarious

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>Thighs squish like pancakes

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COOL STORY AME

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>Ame confirmed she has thicc thighs

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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How's the member stream going Teammates?

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do you guys really believe ame's stories

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What the fuck is Ame's life

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Ame...

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Beat you're oshi at vidya lole

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>>29773157
Imagine Members Titanfall 2. I'm just excited for the story mode, but I can't help wonder about MP after someone mentioned wanting to trade executions.

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Her stories are getting too dark for me, bros...

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>Your thighs squish like pancakes
Finna....

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Du yu rely beribe this story?

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>shorts underneath skirt
MY ABSOLUTE DICK THIS IS MY FUCKING FETISH

[Anonymous No.]

Ame with the shorts under skirt.

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>>29773453
amelia wears shorts under her skirts

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>>29773394
No he's not you moron.

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>somewhere in a random /b/ stalker thread there’s an upskirt pic of Ame

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>you will never get yelled at by a raging Amelia for trying to take upskirt pics of her

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AME'S SQUISHY THIGHS

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FYI there's only one subway in Los Angeles.

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Is she so autistic that she thinks this an appropriate story to hear on a thanksgiving stream?

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>>29773543
Men wouldn't understand.

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>>29773525
Ditch her asap

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Ame's pancake thighs.

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Does Ame have any nice stories?

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I'm really regretting not getting a membership now, huh

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>>29773519
Mori LOVE

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ywn suckle on guras petite toes...

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>sharing a sexual harassment story on stream
ame...

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>>29770739
Just be a chad like me and explain vtubers to your family like man and be unashamed of your fucking degenerate nature

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>shorts
I don't believe

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ame is smelly

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>>29773518
This is a pretty common story. Subways where everyone is packed is a popular place to grope girls.

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>bro it's a complement let them rape you lmao

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>>29773539
I really hope she gets into it

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Watson is a pathological liar. Don't believe any of her stories

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>>29773525
I ask if I can put sunscreen on her for our beach date.

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>>29773138
Chuuni is Mori's entire thing and she manages.

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>>29773525
Our efforts are nearly complete. Soon Your Boy will be no more a simple "phase" as Mori is converted full into a seiso cute girl idol.

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http://poal.me/36e83n
http://poal.me/36e83n
http://poal.me/36e83n

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>>29773520
Yeah, when her brother and his friend beat up her bullies.

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>>29773519
I experienced a little death because of how cute her enthusiasm was during the Crash stream.

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>>29773525
Calli!

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>>29773561
You will never pass
>>>/cgl/
>>>/lgbt/

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Pizza Dad doing his eigo reps the hard way!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTlCdEBeNMo

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>>29773539
>Protocol 3: Protect the Pilot
I'm not ready bros

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Can you see anything?

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AMELIA HAS SQUISHY THIGHS

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NTRmates...

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Ame's pancake'd thighs...

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>>29773578
This. Females are so sensitive nowadays.

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>>29773518
No, some of you niggers are legitimately stupid.
>t. live in NYC and see numerous "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MOLESTER ON THE SUBWAY" posters daily.

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>>29773525
Indulge her while doing my best to rile the tomboy back up to the top since she'd suddenly get self conscious about what she's wearing and blush super hard.

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>>29773525
Even tomboys want to be treated like a princess every now and then

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>>29773525
normally, because im going out with calli, not mori

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>>29773572

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>>29773518
t. Deadbeat

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Shorts under a skirt suck, hopefully that doesnt spawn a bunch of art

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>Great Aunt Watson shaming roasties

based.

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>>29773525
Enjoy the BFE

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>>29773593
I just want to see her thighs anyway.

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>>29773590
Cope

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I bet Ina would've just pretended to be asleep

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>>29773427
Good work gosposter

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>>29773567
Ame has no filter but it's ok I love her for it

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>>29773575
This is true

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>>29773572
imagine gura cracking her toes next to the mic

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>>29773610
Fuck you and your shit taste

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>>29773525
Should really be a white sundress but my reaction is the same either way.

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>>29773538
your*

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I hope there's some juicy lore from Gura's stream soon

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>>29773525
I probably wake up

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>>29773533
Nintendo servers are fucked so now she's telling stories

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Now this is the Zatsudan I wanted

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>>29773610
>suisei_spats.png

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>>29773539
Ame getting mogged in a shooty game would be kinda funny desu, I know some of those /vg/ autists are probably in here

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What did Gura mean by this?

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>>29773518
This is actually one of the ones I can believe 100%, since it probably happens everyday.
You'll run into some odd people in the subway.

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>>29773549
Godspeed autists

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>>29773543
i beribe

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Rate the ENs by their storytelling ability

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ame's squishy pancake thighs...

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The fact that she can tell so many stories without being phased is definitely one reason she got hired. jesas

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>>29773614
Cope with the fact that you have a 41% chance to kill yourself faggot

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>>29773518
have you ever used public transportation?

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I can't believe Amelia Watson was raped and her Aunt said it was a complement and then called her fat

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spatfags, get to work.

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>>29773610
this
spats are good but not combined with skirt
pick one

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Train molestation, but it's the victim that has the time stop powers. Huh.

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MORE BROTHER LORE

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>>29773566
gg is in the heart

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>>29773633
How interesting are they? Any new lore?

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>>29773617
that makes me sad after hearing about how ame screeched at the guy until he ran away, because ina probably would

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>>29773580
ogey

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>>29773660
Why are you gay?

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Now we know why she doesn't want to stream RFA

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>>29773655
I still prefer the WIP

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>Brother Watson teenage drunk

Fantastic.

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>>29773617
HOT

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Ameniki... What made you end up that way...

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AME PLEASE MAKE THAT SOUND AGAIN.

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I believe this story.

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https://twitter.com/bunILL_EN/status/1331958927525756928
"Based", as they say

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>>29773651
and then/10

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>>29773642
She'd definitely go down at times, but I'd love for her to enjoy the pilot and titan gameplay enough to play MP, if only with members. Big stompy robots. Love it.

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>>29773667
Sounds like typical SoCal partying.

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>>29773680
Are you?
>I want the good parts as hidden as possible!

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>>29773580
ogey

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>>29773543
>>29773580
I dont know what's hotter, Ame's stories being real, or the idea that she's making up all these weird abuse/molestation stories because it turns her on.

Someone posted a pic of loli Ame the other day and another anon commented "I want to step on her head" and I can't stop getting hard from that. I'm going to hell and would never wish real harm on her but god fucking DAMN.

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>>29773518
it's insanely common, had something like that happen right in front of me to a teenage girl I was chaperoning around town (I didn't find out what was actually happening until after we got off the train).

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>Didnt try drink or that sorta stuff
Okay watson...

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her brother really needed a positive male figure in his life

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>>29773646
>3 christmas bgms
Sounds like a fun time.

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>HE WAS 13 AT THE TIME

bruh

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anons, shorts under skirts is one of my fetishes, what the fuck do I do?

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>>29773667
Surprisingly normal

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>>29773667
Fucked up and wierd as usual

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>>29773711
Drink to the point of throwing up.

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>>29773499
Ironic that this file is 2x too big to fit on a floppy.

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HEY MOONA

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>>29773720
Become a Hoshiyomi

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I was confused then i realized the teamates were talking about members content

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>>29773667
train molestation attempt, she yelled at a guy trying to take upskirt pics
unironic incels are calling it a lie because they think real life creeps are mythical animals

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Is it just me or are Ame's lips more animated than usual?

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I'm horny.

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>I've been telling you the safe stories
oh boy

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If these are safer stories imagine the actual bad ones.

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>These are the safe stories

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Pizza dad is doing another linguistics stream, you will come by since you're not membered to Watson right?
https://youtu.be/pTlCdEBeNMo

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Why do people pretend to like the reddit dragon?

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>>29773730
Moona...

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>>29773730
She needs to lay off the burgers.

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>>29773664
narrative: the ability to stop time is part of sexually transmitted esper power after she was raped timestop porn style

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>>29773730
excellent work moona

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SHES HOLDING HERSELF BACK
IMAGINE UNLEASHED AMELIA

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>These are the 'safe' stories
wtf ame

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Good stream guys

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Fucking F.

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Watchama?!

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BUBBA SAID
DONT TELL THAT FUCKING STORY WATSON

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>Ame tells a pretty normal life story, something that could easily happen to the average person
>"SHES PYING THIS COULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED"

Man, schizos must have incredibly boring lives to think the shit she is saying is somehow so fantastical it has to be faked. I've had far crazier shit happen to me and i'm in my mid 20s

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Don't hint at your past like that Ame...

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AMECHAMA!?

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big ol' F

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I really feel like I should switch around my memberships. Ina_ really doesn't do enough.

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Cover shut her down before she told the bad stories

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Ame?

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ah damn

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Ame fucking died.

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>Nikkie killed the stream so we wouldn't know about her haircut

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>>29773525
Where's Gura? You said you'd bring her along..

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>>29773730
>pierce_brosnan.jpg

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the universe intervened

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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wow, nice stream you've got there teakeks

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Cmon Ame.. At least give us one unsafe one.

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I shudder to imagine how YAB-worthy the NSFW stories are.

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Let's be honest, no one wants to hear stories of how she was fucking some dude
Good thing she's keeping those locked away

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>>29773711
It really depends on your mentality. I was like 22 when I tried my first drink because I was so convinced that drinking is for cunts.

Still sort of believe that, but I like drinking for experiencing drinks sake now.

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>>29773752
Impale yourself

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>>29772712
>>29773518
someone needs to make a ticket of Amelia getting ground pound(boobastyle) while streaming and thanking for the superchats in front of her pc/laptop.
t. condomate

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>getting new Watson onii-chan lore in members only stream and I don't have membership
AAAAAA please someone clip and post it, I can't stop fantasizing about watsoncest

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>Ame have been telling the "safe" stories
>She has darker and depressing stories that she just can't tell

Jesus christ

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>>29773739
They don't realize how bad shit can get on public transit. In high school, some homeless dude sat next to a girl I know on the train and just started beating off right there

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what a life

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>telling the hairball story again

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Ame watched a man drown and didn’t do anything to help him just to feel something

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Gura is retweeting art!

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>>29773802
>I can't stop fantasizing about watsoncest
Yeah, I'm not clipping shit.

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Kiara got her first cosplay today. I’m really happy for her, since having someone cosplay as her, was one of her debut goals.

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>Amelia had a popular sibling who drank and went to parties but was the loser of the family who just stayed at whole their entire childhood
I know this too well, if this wasn't your life kill yourself normal faggot

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>>29773753
Because she's not reddit and is a pretty cool person.

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Growing up around her fellow Mexicans, she probably got sexually assaulted all the time.

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>>29773814
Relatable.

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>>29773810
>ina will probably never share the loli ame art

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>>29773802
buy a membership, u jew

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You guys think Ame has ever NTR'd someone?

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Fucking RETARD

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>>29773803
Yagoo's cabaret club for and by broken people

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>>29773816
Purityfags get the rope, siscon is so hot

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>>29773518
ame lies all the time but this story seems pretty believable

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>>29773803
Amelia is going to need one of those iceberg images all on her own

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>>29773832
accidentally

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restream plz

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>>29773803
I guarantee that they're sex/drug related, I doubt Cover would let her get away with it

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>>29773829
Ame has all the materials so it's probably up to her.

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>>29773838
Pay up fag

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>>29773815
she's cooking thanksgiving turkey with members in 20 minutes

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>>29773820
Do you think she would be happy if I cosplay as her even though I am a middle aged man

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>>29773802
Fuck off poorfag.

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>>29773823
(you)

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ideas for thanksgiving ads lads?

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>>29773832
None of the holos have ever been near a penis and you can't prove otherwise.

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I lika da peppewoni without peppewoni

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>>29773739
They say all the stories she tells are lies, because they are so incredibly boring that noting of note has ever occurred in their lives, so think interesting stories only happen in fictional media

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>>29773753
She used to be the entry level Holo for EOPs.
Now that EN exists this cute shark has taken that throne.
Her EOP viewers are actually waning everyday.

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>>29773838
fuck off coomer, your kind is not welcome here

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>>29773525
>Go on a date with Ame
>She’s wearing shorts and an old tshirt
>Her nails are chewed down
>She’s not wearing deodorant

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>>29773803
Meanwhile I avoided stuff like that out of sheer luck. Even in so-called bad areas or groups people would give me a pass yet not make me feel all alone. Luck stat, I guess.

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>>29773832
(you)

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>Fancy school
Amelia "Gucci loafers" Watson

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>>29773803
Anon...She had a pretty fucked up life

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MY AME CAN'T BE THIS CUTE!

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>carpal tunnel
true gamer

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>>29773858
Taipei...

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>people in my class actually started talking to me
Ame...

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>>29773858
Fubuki's roommate did JAV

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>>29773832
Yes, with me

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>>29773846
ogey

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>Ame had carpel tunnel around middle school from computer "games"
Yeah Ame...."games".

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>People in my class started talking to me
Amelia....

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>>29773854
If you put in some effort, yea, she'd probably still love it.

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that's so sad wtf

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>>29773859
A unitypost with all HoloEN members sitting around a table with a turkey on it

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>>29773860
I miss this honorary HoloEN like you wouldn't believe...

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>>29773870
Lmao where the fuck do you think you are? Go back.

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>Nyanners playing Cooking Sim after Haachama reveal it for today
LEECH NIGGER

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Ame's big sweaty unsafe breasts...

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>>29773845
stop being poor

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>>29773803
she's just lying, retard

[Anonymous No.]

Did Amelia go to a private catholic school?

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>>29773525
clench my fist as she turns to thanks a stranger for the aka

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>people at Ame's school didn't talk to her until she hurt her wrist

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>>29773860
yeah, you get the flavours to soak in rather than using the actual meats on the end product

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773871
hot

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>ame played enough dofus to induce carpal tunnel
I've been a NEET for 11 years and I've never had carpal tunnel. How much of an autist do you need to be to cause that?

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>>29773866
i guarantee because it's a sexual assault style story, which they believe is always a fake story made for attention
but yea, if you leave your house enough you will eventually see something like this happen

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>>29773887
FBK's?? I heard about a few other holos but never about her

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>>29773832

Maybe, but probably by accident due to her own retardation. From what she's told us, she did seem like the type to be "one of the guys" like Mori but I'm sure that caused some conflict and she ended up dating some guy even though she knew another one liked her. Happens all the time. She gives off that aura of the girl that hung out with the nerdy guys and they all secretly wanted to fuck her brains out because that's just how it goes unless the people involved are at least 25-30+ where they can be a bit more mature, controlled and realistic.

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>>29773871
Hot

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>>29773832
teamates get ntr'd everyday
nothing new

[Anonymous No.]

>Can't tell us the worst roadtrip story

Which one of them blew a trucker for a ride?

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>>29773859
one of ame's parade floats on
#watsonparade

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Man Ame was a loser in school, I feel sad listening to her whenever she just casually alludes to it.
At least her brother and his friends were nice to her.

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>>29773871
Holy fuck, I'm ready to join the investigators RIGHT NOW
Why can't any of the JP holos be this perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773845
>>29773902
mexican here, I just only paid 2.5 dollars and I can see the stream
stop being poor

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773900
Would you be upset if Haachama collabbed with Nyanners?

[Anonymous No.]

wtf is wrong with this defective

[Anonymous No.]

Are the people submitting non-transparent pictures for #watsonparade actually retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773860
I want to molest this retarded blonde bimbo while she makes BWAIN BLOKEN noises

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame's first kiss was with a dog

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>but now I'm used to it
wtf Ame

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>>29773920
extremely bad posture and/or shitty genetics

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773739
ame's stories are just part of her character, they are not real

[Anonymous No.]

STOP FUCKING TEASING US AME!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773854
Yes

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>>29773890
What are you implying?

[Anonymous No.]

I shouldn't be surprised by Ame at this point but still what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

How damaged is Amelia's body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773936
Naah, she's just too pure and innocent to know any better it's not her fault

[Anonymous No.]

I'd beat all of you to death with a claw hammer to lick Amelia's underboob sweat.

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>>29773853
>now I know why they call her a shark when you of in the cold chumbuds of out hot eat the chumbuds

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>>29773924

Literally the first time I took public transit when I moved into the city, some guy offered me mystery booze out of a paper bag.
Shit's wild out there.

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>>29773920
Shit posture, and desk/chair height.

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>>29773925
Don't believe the schizoposting. FBK wanted to be a seiyuu pretty much her entire life, you really think she'd do AV?

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>>29773920
She mentioned she was one of those marathon players like 25 hour+.

It could easily happen if you're like
>wrist starts hurting
>ignore it
>wrist starts REALLY hurting
>ignore it anyways

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My grandma was right in cursing her grandma and her entire bloodline.

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>>29773968
Yes

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If you knew Ame's previous life, she told her darker stories and in one of them, She would peek and view her mom have sex with different men each week, she would watch their sex like a movie but wasn't aroused by it, just viewed it as a form of entertainment, which is why she acts lewd without knowing it

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>>29773944
Sometimes Twitter just fucks up the picture, to my understanding.

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>>29773968
2

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>>29773920
I Played Pokemon Fire Red on an emulator and savescummed encounters in the safari zone. Load state, mash on the arrow keys, rinse repeat. I got carpal tunnel in my fingers that didn’t go away for three years.

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>>29773947
YOU JUST KNOW

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Is Haachamachama gonna stream tonight?

[Anonymous No.]

More shit for the injury list

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>>29773994
Ame yo....

[Anonymous No.]

We're gonna have to start making charts for every member of the Watson family...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773947
Dont tell hlg

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773944
Twitter autoconverts png to jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773933
What a bittersweet piece

[Anonymous No.]

>Aunty Watson nearly had her face ripped off by a german shepherd.

kay

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773932
She had to piss in a bottle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773994
Yeah I remember reading that one
Nice bullshit story anon, everyone gonna believe you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773991
i can't believe aris crushed amelia's arm

[Anonymous No.]

>watson family going through hard times
grandmawatson...

[Anonymous No.]

>watson family was going through tough times
>couldn't buy a Christmas tree
Ame..

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773795
She took her turn on the casting couch and failed

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>>29773953
>Amelias time travel lets her relive her life with all of her memories intact
>She's gone through thousands of lives, argued with us, broken bread with us, grown ill, old and even died
>this is how shes gotten all those stories

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>>29773974
anonchama?

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>>29773994

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I'm convinced Amelia was turbo white trash growing up

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773858
Ina probably had to draw naked models in art school

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>>29773873
>Meanwhile I avoided stuff like that out of sheer luck. Even in so-called bad areas or groups people would give me a pass yet not make me feel all alone. Luck stat, I guess.
Try situational awareness.
Criminals have a talent to find people who have their guard down.

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus christ thats fucking sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774005
Go to her channel and look

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773991
This isnt even everything as of yesterday, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>didn't have enough money for a tree
I know that feel..

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773991
bros be real with me
is ame really a pathological liar ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773753
Coco's pretty aight

[Anonymous No.]

doggie poop bags on cardboard boxes as a christmas tree...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773957
Lorereps tell us she was a huge fujo in the past. Moist cookies from reading hentai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773994
Holy fucking shit I hope this isn't real, that's horrifying

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit this christmas tree story. What the fuck Ame?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773972
>

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone has a clip of Kiara sounding like her roommate at the end of the Don't Starve Together collab?

[Anonymous No.]

Ameniki:
>slapped a kid in the face with a giant bus seatbelt for bullying Amelia
>tackled and beat the fuck out of some other kid who was bullying Ame with his friend
>stole a not insignificant amount of money from a neighbor (like hundreds of dollars), got threatened with a police report, and got away with it completely. Used the money to buy Amelia a Nintendo DS and Nintendogs.
>started drinking and going to parties at 14
holy fuck what a chad

[Anonymous No.]

>Watsons family couldn't afford a Christmas tree one year
>Made a christmas tree out of green cardboard boxes

[Anonymous No.]

>making a christmas tree out of trash bags
ame...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774023
Grandma Watson was the one to bring the ntr curse

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773944
I'm pretty sure twitter doesn't support transparency if the image is too big

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774032
No fucking shit, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773994
I heard that too. Christ her mom was something

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774015
Ame's gamer bottles...

[Anonymous No.]

Ame is the least jewish holo confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773752
Watching right now, he is very chilled, him and Astol and Winning son might be the only ones in that branch worth a damn.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone got that Ina pic of Atahuta posted yesterday?

[Anonymous No.]

SO FUCKING PRECIOUS

[Anonymous No.]

>get to play MK8D with Ame
>then get to listen to more of her stories
Kino stream. Being a member paid off.

[Anonymous No.]

Ame...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774040
Oh yeah I guess she is... Got confused since it wasnt on the teamup schedule thing thou..

[Anonymous No.]

Will Amelia be around forever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774025
I never had one in my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773991
Considering most of these are childhood occurrences if you don't have at least twice this amount of injuries you just didn't have a childhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773890
Didn't she say that she liked nopan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjQosWuCchI

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773989
Why did you do it?

[Anonymous No.]

Amelia is happy to get money from streaming and cover because she can give back to her family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774058
Based Ameniki

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773592
I need a bingo where one of the squares says "she doesn't realize how BT warms up to Cooper by changing the way he calls him" and another for "IT JUST WORKS!?"

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking hell Ame is such a fucking sweet girl, I love her so much. She deserves happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame confirms her family is leeching off of her now

Oh no....

[Anonymous No.]

I love her so much, bros. She's too good for this world.

[Anonymous No.]

Thank Jesus for being born in the same era as Amelia.

[Anonymous No.]

I was wrong to complain. This is so much better than MK

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774058
>started drinking and going to parties at 14
that's usually not a good path for white trash to get on

[Anonymous No.]

Ame has the best members content right? So much bang for your buck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773730

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774066
She's the most jewish because these stories are all just expertly crafted jewish lies

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774058
Chad older brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774076
no

[Anonymous No.]

>thankful for Hololive so she can help her relatives in need
holy shit, this girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773994
How does Yagoo find them?
It's like he's found catnip for the greatest deranged losers of society, that are just productive enough to make him money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774066
>Ina doesn't do it for money at all

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame's family leeches off her

Sigh..

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774048
I don't think women can get carpal tunnel from fapping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773994
I hope for her sakes this is bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774058
>Haachama has to take down her VODs because she mentions sharing a Netflix account
>Ame tells these stories and keeps getting away with it
I fucking hate the Nip management

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773994
Thats just fucking Rorschach you idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774100
I've been missing like every members stream, but this one that I actually got to catch has made it 100% worthwhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>Charity streams
God bless this detective.

[Anonymous No.]

>Wants to do a Chariyt stream in December now she doesn't need to worry about money

We don't deserve her.

[Anonymous No.]

From Mario Kart raging to most heartfelt zatsu so far, what a stream.

[Anonymous No.]

how can one girl be so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774091
Why do you think she's still using plastic cutlery

[Anonymous No.]

>Our money's going toward brother watsons drinking and gambling habits
Teammates......

[Anonymous No.]

I love Ame so much WTF, if I had goslings I would post one. I hope she's not getting taken advantage of.

[Anonymous No.]

>Kiara gets paid by cover, blows 400+ on a crane game
>Mori gets paid by cover and donates to twitch streamers
>Ame gets paid by cover and gives back to her family

[Anonymous No.]

>White trash can be cute
>Wiggers can be cute
>Hicks can be cute
Well, /hlgg/ has HoloEN changed your mind on women?
Go out there, anon! SHE is waiting for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774113
>not giving back to your family whenever you are able to after years of them supporting you
anon don't be selfish

[Anonymous No.]

To think I thought about unmembering this girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>this years shes on her own
Just like me bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774098
I give it a 50/50 that he has an opiate addiction by now

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774111
The only people that want to be anime girls are broken losers

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774108
I'm still inexplicably happy anons made this edit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774113
To be fair, Auntie Watson probably deserves it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773866
I mean there is quite a number her stories that i don't believe, like biting the nurse that's trying to give her a rabbies shot.
This one seemed completely possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773753
She destroyed an entire country's vtuber industry, how can I not like her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773994
>drank bleach and ate batteries
>put a fork in an electric socket almost died
>phantom pain syndrome
ame had a hard life

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774058
I want him to NTR me with his own sister nnnnf

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774058
>bought his sister a new console and game instead of buying booze and weed
cool bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774111
It's really easy to find damaged people on the internet

[Anonymous No.]

Ame is sweeter than usual today...

[Anonymous No.]

guys what the fuck is a turkey make

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame's making pizza for Thanksgiving
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774142
Trailer thrash waifu playing. An old nes in a torn shirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774080
I guess rich kids stayed home to play videogames while we were outside throwing rocks at each others for sport.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773871
She's the perfect woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>now I have you guys
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOT LIKE THIS

[Anonymous No.]

i love ame so much

[Anonymous No.]

>yams
>macaroni
>pizza
>broccoli
Is this a traditional thanksgiving meal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774058
What a fucking Chad

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774136
Imagine not helping your family whenever you can. What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774056
https://youtu.be/iSuTWSJIP1U
Chicken...

[Anonymous No.]

this is the most sincere Ame has been so far
my fucking heart

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus Christ I love Amelia so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774121
She had to remove her Shrek stream because she alluded to pirating

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774139
>Gura gets paid by cover and buy more toys

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774163
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773994
I'll need to hear it from her before I believe it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774145
What kind of family do you think she has?
Probably more than a couple of drug addicts in the mix. The money she makes should be for herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774139
Kiara literally said she sent money back home to her brother and mom back in Austria several times though. She even said that her mom was finally able to buy the tent of her dreams with that money.

[Anonymous No.]

>Amelia has no protein
*whips out protein source*

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774142
If I met ame before hololive I'd have passed hard without even getting to know her
Shes unironically taught me to be more open

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774036
I think I just ended up getting slapped with the good kid rep despite the color

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774139
>donates to twitch streamers
What

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774058
>>29774163
I need someone to edit all the Ame cuck pics with this pretty blonde chad

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774176
Trailer Thrash sounds like the best music genre

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774139
>>Mori gets paid by cover and donates to twitch streamers
This is an obvious lie. She donated to twitch streamers before she was even a Holo.
I have no idea what Mori did with her money, but she spent her savings on her new PC before she got paid too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774129
Does anyone else feel guilty when you're presented with someone who's a legitimately good person?
I've tried doing charity work, but holy fuck I hate actually interacting with poor people. They're so fucking painfully stupid and unpredictable.

[Anonymous No.]

I never ate a pie

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774142
Which one is the hick？？

[Anonymous No.]

>$500 supa

sheeeeeeeeeeeeet

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774058
>started drinking and going to parties at 14
Isn't this normal? I'm a literal kissless virgin and I did this.

[Anonymous No.]

I like Polka but my Japanese still isn't good enough to understand most of what she says... I hope I can learn enough to understand her properly some day

[Anonymous No.]

I want to travel back in time and rescue young Ame during her darkest hours
Then we'd live together happily forever after

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774113
>>29774145
Man if I was making Holo money I would be buttering up my Mommy so hard. Still hope I can do that some day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774142
If there's anything HoloEN has taught me it's that finding a woman like any of them is impossible because all they fucking do is stay inside or go to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774129
Are they actually making that much? After YT and Cover's cut it's still not quite lawyer/doctor/FAANG tier.
The meme dragon is the only holo who's blatantly irresponsible with money, hope the ENs don't go her way

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774113
Ame helping her Auntie Watson seems based anon, based on her stories of her so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774158
Anon, I used to struggle like a motherfucker when I had to get shots as a kid. Biting a nurse out of fear of needles is not abnormal

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773994
oh my

[Anonymous No.]

>this is why I don't want to tell people sad stories
>people will start throwing money at me

[Anonymous No.]

These feels are too strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774193
It was the picture she used as background.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774169
probably cooking sim

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773753
she's great
is really friendly to the other holo members
gets them to do pretty silly things
I blame reddit for doing shitty memes instead of stealing from 4chan like normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774196
For her kids

[Anonymous No.]

We don’t deserve Ame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774139
>Gura just keeps to herself
Glad my Oshi is the smart one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774213
She dropped a bunch of gift subs to critikal once, but it was before she even got paid by cover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774187
Some families don't deserve it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774203
I hate narrativefags, especially those like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774139
Kiara sent money to her family

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774230
Same anon, I try and get them something good on birthdays and christmas but i'd be spoiling my family if I had the kind of money hololive gives

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774225
only poor people do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774139
Didn't Kiara gamble before she was paid? also she said she was gonna buy a console for her brother

[Anonymous No.]

>actually helps her family instead of leaving home and never speaking them again
Only spics and asians do this, Ame is not white trash.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Ame!

[Anonymous No.]

>this is why I don't want to tell people sad stories because people just throw money at me
Jesus we really dont deserve this girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774163
meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774223
The one with an avocado tree.

[Anonymous No.]

I've never thought of myself as too far gone, but my eyes are tearing up listening to her.
Am I too far gone guys?

[Anonymous No.]

She is 100% gonna cry soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774224
I wish she has a merch or streamlab because 30% of that goes to youtube fucking hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774121
Sounds like it's just cover covering their ass in case some publisher decides to fuck them hard with copyright.
Ame's stories don't really have any immediate threat in comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck atlantis

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774142
I unironically hate this shit. There are actually a lot of cute introverted weeb white trash girls in any rural majority white state and I DO NOT want you fucks competing for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774217
Huh myspelling but honestly sounds cool as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774058
I was so close to being like that. Not even criticizing him, I'd just forgotten all those memories until now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774139
>and donates to twitch streamers
That was long before she got paid though? Hell, it was long before she was even part of Hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774225
fuck off normal faggot

[Anonymous No.]

Has holoJP done charity streams before?
It feels like it would be a given, but maybe western streaming culture is just different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774243
Reddit dragon's choice is gimped because she can't pick anything with even a hint of copyrighted material unless she wants to beg for permissions

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774224
Too bad it's a faggy comment

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774256
You haven't been to bumfuck America have you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774239
>>29774266
wholesome, i love ame and amebros even more now

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774262
Checks out, I guess it's that

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774139
That's just false

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773858
DYR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774139
They all sent money to their families you triple nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774181
Y-Yeah?

[Anonymous No.]

>Doesnt trust doing a collab with Auntie watson because shes even more Yab than Amelia

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774229
If you did that she wouldnt be ame anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774142
>Well, /hlgg/ has HoloEN changed your mind on women?
Never had a problem with women in the first place.
>Go out there, anon! SHE is waiting for you.
Now this is the hard part...

[Anonymous No.]

Auntie Watson is the orphanage director...
Thanksgiving dinner is just big orphanage thanksgiving meal for all of the kids

[Anonymous No.]

Auntie watson confirmed racist

[Anonymous No.]

FUCKING COMCAST KILLED MY INTERNET AND I MISSED THE LAST 15 MINUTES OF WATSON TELLING STORIES. someone please spoonfeed me, it went to shit literally right after her stream came back online.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774263
Anon I’m white and I’d rather live with my parents then leave because of that exact reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773525
Give her the best night of her life!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774245
If this true than she's a good mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774271
I'm tearing up too, anon.
To be fair, she's said some genuinely sweet things this stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774123
Ame was Rorschach all along

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774263
She part Mexican I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774177
Must be. I'm a zoomer and we weren't well off most of my childhood so I didn't play any video games until I was 9 or so and even then outside was the go-to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774288
Cabaret club girls don't give a shit about charity

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774032
>white

[Anonymous No.]

>I dont think any of us expected anything like that
Talking about superchats at the monetization stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774188
Thanks anon!

[Anonymous No.]

Aunty Watson for Gen 2 HoloEN

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's turkey stream is in 8 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774313
she's very humble

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774058
Little sisters will make you do stupid shit to either protect them or make them happy, speaking from experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773753
not gonna lie the whole chink shitstorm was one of the most enjoyable shit to witness this year and i'll be forever grateful to kaichou for giving us that sight, even though she didn't mean for all this to happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774289
Japan needs a little bit more america in them, these copyright issues/laws are terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774271
No, I'm on the verge of doing it too.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not member'd to Ame but I'm considering it with everything you guys are posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773900
I pretty sure she played plenty in the past the other spic tuber

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sad that Gura's gonna be harassed by antis from now on because she's getting blamed for Haachama's situation for no reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774233
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774277
trust me we don't want your white trash waifus

[Anonymous No.]

This is the moment where I became 100% convinced Ame is my oshi. I want to support her as long as I can. Time for drawing reps.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb3UrJjAac4

ummmm teamates?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774329
Same imagination was my primary source of entertainment for a long time

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774313
poop bag christmas tree

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774139
Kiara sent tons of money to her family, anon. She even bought her brother a car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774313
She's a precious and wonderful girl who deserves happiness and love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774352
Its pretty worth and by the sound of it shes doing the right thing with the money.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame has been working on the Thanksgiving Stream since 4:30AM

Teammates have no reason to miss the stream after all the work she's done. I won't be missing it.

t. Britbong

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774263
>only spics and asians give a shit about their family
anonchama...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774289
She also can't be edgy anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

Ame really misses those days were all she did was watch yt videos on stream huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773753
she's actually pretty funny when shes not doing meme bits, and her singing has actually gotten quite a bit better.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK I missed cute lifeless Ame. Anyone got a screencap?

[Anonymous No.]

Ame is like the opposite of Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774264
Nah, she straight up said she got her first paycheck in that stream, justifying how much tokens she bought

[Anonymous No.]

I prefer Ame when she's like this, the raging and gremlin is nice, but she's so much more enjoyable when she's relaxed

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774271
Yes, and you're asking the thread during peak too-far-gone hours. So you're in good company at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774343
>Getting my adorable wife Haachama caught up in it and still causing problems for her today
Fuck Coco.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774058
>what a chad
The absolute state of teacucks...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774367
What kind of dog is thaT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773753
Her voice is grating. Don’t know why she does that weird falsetto thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774266
>meanwhile mori celebrates 710k subgoal

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774367
BOOBA?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774303
>Aww sweetie, are these all the little faggots that throw money at you like you're some kind of cartoon stripper?
>You know the moon landing was a Jewish conspiracy, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774163
>NTR
the reason why it apeals to you is because it causes damage to your brain, is emotional but your brain doesn't know it, so it secrates a chem to ease the pain, thats the pleasure you feel after the shock of the NTR, you become hung up on it, so for your own sake stop it, you are literally becoming a braindamaged junkie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774263
That's just false

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up
>gura stream in 5min
So this is happiness

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774142
Hololive has singlehandedly changed my opinion on whether women can be funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ina mention, on how both of them wanting to play TF2 turned out

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774359
Just ignore them.

[Anonymous No.]

>ukelele sneak peak
Holy shit we keep winning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774404
AUNTIE WATSON NO!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774396
Haachama is the one who mentioned Taiwan first though?

[Anonymous No.]

THE UKULELE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774352
I think its well worth the money and Ame deserves it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774391
I like her any way she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774260
Based.
I made a decent amount of money thanks to 4chan + crypto way back in the early 10's and I spent most of it buying my mom a house. Literally the only thing in my life I've done that I'm proud of

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame/Ina stealing Titanfall 2 stream narrative destroyed

This is truely the most blessed Ame stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774381
He grew up In an upper middle class household he doesn’t know poor whites and rich whites care more about their families then almost anything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774380
I took tomorrow off so I win’t have to miss it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774352
Check some of her older member's streams if you're not sure, she already made most of them available. It's definitely worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame was waiting for Ina
>Ina was waiting for Ame
Teetee

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774404
You now reminded me that Ame said her brother watches a lot of Joe Rogan and tells her about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774371
>Car
Holy shit. They're earn that much, huh?
Numbers are just numbers to me but if you say it way I finally comprehend it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774396
Wasn't it the other way round?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774420
Yeah but she could have easily just apologized and nobody would have given a shit. Coco added a ton of fuel to the fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774225
Remember Muricans are only allowed to drink with 21

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774369
what?
>>29774374
>>29774339
this is true

[Anonymous No.]

>ukulele
>goodnight asmr
Ame stop this, I swore I wouldn't gosling

[Anonymous No.]

>Goodnight Ame ASMR next week
>Goodnight Ame ASMR next week
>Goodnight Ame ASMR next week
>Goodnight Ame ASMR next week

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773753
Unless you're an elitist shithead that tribalfags over reddit all day, there's really no reason to hate her.

She's the original EN gigastacy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774410
wat? I don't see it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774438
Tbf it was a Used one IIRC

[Anonymous No.]

>ASMR STREAM NEXT WEEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774058
>started drinking and going to parties at 14
This is as normie as it gets tho

[Anonymous No.]

>good night ASMR stream
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>Good night ASMR stream
Thank you so much, Ame...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774380
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774405
Not him, but NTR can be hot because of the pain. Physical pain can feel good if you try and so can emotional. I'm always interested in finding new ways to get pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame hates ASMR and will never do another ASMR stream

get the fuck blown out of you, morons

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774410
>waking up at 6-3pm
chaosneet...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774396
She took several bullets for Haachama yet you still don't know to respect her. You're a failure of a Haaton, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>Goodnight ASMR
BROS

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773752

[Anonymous No.]

>Christmas Song Karaoke
>Sleep ASMR next week

Holy fuck Ame is going for ultimate girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773753
I only watch her meme reviews

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774389
Yeah, Mori hasn't told a single sad story about her past yet. Unless you count working at Applebees and getting a drink thrown in her face on more than one occasion.

[Anonymous No.]

I couldn't win against the chunny...

[Anonymous No.]

>polka style goodnight laying in bed with you ASMR

WE WON TEACHADS

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774454
pay up

[Anonymous No.]

>Good night ASMR stream next week

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774359
Nah, nothing will happen except a few faggots shitposting this dumb narrative in these threads for a while, until it inevitably gets killed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774454
Members only I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774453
She is a SJW

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774263
>what is literally every country or culture besides America

[Anonymous No.]

I missed the Watson story but judging by the thread I'm guessing she was groped on a train? Is that right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774453
cursed image

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774475
I still need Gura Christmas Karaoke but this is fine too

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774438
Shitty used one, so only a couple grand probably, but yes, they're making bank. Just hope they don't end up like those lottery winners who go broke because they don't spend responsibly.

[Anonymous No.]

GFE's back on the menu, boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774453
Why does sheep look so off without her horns but kaichou looks fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774453
I just hate her because she sounds like a retarded micky mouse and likes reddit other then that she’s fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774488
yeah sure faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>ame lulling me to sleep
ame... thank you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774480
Nobody can beat the chunny

[Anonymous No.]

Where the fuck have these akasupa chads been hiding? Fucking teamates

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774391
I like all facets of her personality.
She's like a good peesa cookie, you need to add some salt to enhance the sweetness.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want Superchat Sunday after Titanfall... means I can't make it home from work in time..

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong to buy unofficial merchandise? It's not like cover will make any official holoEN merch any time in the next few years, I just want some takodachi stickers but I'm kind of off put by the fact that this money will be pocketed by some bastard profiting off of cover's incompetence.

[Anonymous No.]

>frozen food and instant macaroni for thanksgiving
Ame...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774470
11pm

[Anonymous No.]

Me and Ame eat the same food, we're soulmates bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774502
Kachou's horns aren't attached to her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774263
Americanchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774488

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774490
Just upskirted with a phone, but similar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774501
ASMR != GFE

[Anonymous No.]

>Canned vegetables

Americans...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774451
I guess I gotta live at least another week then.

[Anonymous No.]

It's almost cunyy time

[Anonymous No.]

What are the odds ame carefully constructed all these stories in an attempt to get more superchats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774488
https://streamable.com/8tmjld

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774451
>>29774452
I hope its like a get in the futon and talk in whispers

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774483
what is it? might cave in an join

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774480
Based

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know if I will survive a late night GFE pillow ASMR from Amelia

Maybe it's for the better anyway... I would die with a smile on my face

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774488
>Trans rights? What's that?
90% of the girls are what you consider SJWs. And yet here you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774480
welcome

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774068
What about Rikka? He's got a hell of a voice and some good covers

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774536
Good night ASMR is, though. Seethe.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ukelele and goodnight ASMR
Fuck, I think I'm gonna member her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774511
Yeah, I'm honestly curious. They liked her enough to watch and member her already but waited until now to really start throwing money around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774488
https://streamable.com/8tmjld

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774476
It's unironically good content. The memes are cringe but her explaining them to the JP girls is always fun.
Her solo meme reviews are dogshit though

[Anonymous No.]

>Fast and easy just like your moms
Ame jesus lmfao

[Anonymous No.]

AME

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774544
Turkey Make

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774548
Gura is not a SJW

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774489
>>29774529
Stereotypechama...

[Anonymous No.]

All Mori does is leech from others.
She doesn't produce her own music, the lyrics ate written by someone else, she plays games poorly in an unentertaining way.
She hates idols, she knows nothing about hololive, she hates her fans and will be the first to graduate after she gets a record deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>29774488
t.zang

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774445
>Coco added a ton of fuel to the fire
You're either a chink or stupid if you really think this

[Anonymous No.]

Gwar gondola is almost on the Telly guis

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774559
How did she get away with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773544
>shorts underneath skirt
Literal crime against humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Amelia.

[Anonymous No.]

i made it, i woke up after sleeping for 113 minutes!
nnow that i think about it i don't have any snacks and it's 1:30 am

[Anonymous No.]

>Birthday Merch
>Birthday Merch
>Birthday Merch
>Birthday Merch

[Anonymous No.]

MERCH

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774572
They're stereotypes for a reason

[Anonymous No.]

>Amelia getting some cool merch for her birthday

[Anonymous No.]

I love Amelia Watson.

[Anonymous No.]

AME MERCH CONFIRMED AAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774539
If she did she deserves them anyway for being a 11/10 actress, it checks out with everything else we know about her so she's been keeping up the lie for years.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame birthday goods confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

plz not just a voice pack

[Anonymous No.]

Do any of the holostars do ASMR streams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774557
"SC baiting" is kind of a dumb meme but there's a reason it gets parroted a lot. Lots of people just will not superchat until they feel like there's a very tangible reason to do it, whether it's "so you can buy X" or superchat wars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774522
fix your sleep doesnt matter when we stay up to 3 am for gura

[Anonymous No.]

Can Ame really get even cuter after this stream? It seems impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

VOICEPACKVOICEPACKVOICEPACKVOICEPACKVOICEPACKVOICEPACKVOICEPACKVOICEPACKVOICEPACKVOICEPACKVOICEPACKVOICEPACKVOICEPACKVOICEPACKVOICEPACKVOICEPACKVOICEPACKVOICEPACKVOICEPACKVOICEPACKPLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>Instead of superchatting you could wait to buy merch

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774557
Watching Coco and Rushia, it seems like wallets open the most when your oshi is just talking to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774574
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

Gargogyle is almost up and I just woke up

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774557
You have to appeal to the gachakoi's. Stories like these will bring their money in. Mori got a bunch of superchats when people realized all the jobs she worked. People want struggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>BOOBA mousepad

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774574
Why are tentacultists like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774591
NO WAY

[Anonymous No.]

>She's made well over $4000 from this stream alone
>Will be singing Christmas songs in the karaoke
>Good Night ASMR next week
>BIRTHDAY MERCH ON JAN 6TH

We've done it TeaChads. We've won.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774548
The day a Holo mentions #BLM or tranny rights on their official account is the day I fuck off into the sunset
Until that happens I'll support them with everything I've got

[Anonymous No.]

It's time to save up bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774574
(you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774591
>January 6
>January 6
>January 6
>January 6

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774263
Sorry you had such a sad family life anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774600
It comes with a dog

[Anonymous No.]

WAITING FOR GAWR GURA

[Anonymous No.]

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP
Gwargoyle is about to start her stream.

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking love this girl. I love her. My faith in women has been restored. Maybe there is a woman out there for me. Maybe she actually exists.

[Anonymous No.]

Happy Thanksgiving chumbuds!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774602
Pizza papa does ASMR sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774574
Chumbuds sure are bitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774352
Funnily enough this is what happened with me when it came to Gura. The only two people I'm not yet membered is Watson/Mori. And in Ina's case I missed her movie watchalongs. I actually thought I had membered Watson too... at this rate may as well do it to all. So I don't miss anything.

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone post that amepocalypse shadow pic? I need it for something.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay faggots, gonna save up for Ame merch

[Anonymous No.]

RAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Polka's depressed venting streams are just her baiting for superchats as well?

[Anonymous No.]

Which Ame merch would you buy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774488
>He doesn't know about the Mr President stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774608
Did she say that? Based

[Anonymous No.]

Amelia was cuter than usual today...

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna put aside some money for that birthday pack...

[Anonymous No.]

see you later investigators

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774617
Ikr tentifags false flag the most

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773525
take her to an arcade and smash her ass in Guilty Gear till she gets competitive and sweaty

[Anonymous No.]

Don't retract that, Ray0.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774651
LORE/10

[Anonymous No.]

That whisper...

[Anonymous No.]

>waiting for Goor Googaloo

[Anonymous No.]

Nice work Ray, even waiting until the end so you don't derail the thread at all.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are people surprised that she is gonna have merch on her birthday? Every holo has that

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774651
11/10 as always

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774656
I really want a Wame fig, but the chances of it ever happening are so small. It kind of hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774602
Shien does ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774652
No

[Anonymous No.]

>Amelia voice pack (multiple GFE scenarios)
>Amelia oppai mouse pad
>Amelia dakimakura

GET READY BROS

[Anonymous No.]

>see you later investigators

[Anonymous No.]

>see you later investigators
MUH

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774651
We don’t deserve Ame/10

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly ive held back so much on buying JP merch because I was worried what my sister and rest of family would think of me but at this point I don't care Im gonna sperg out and buy all of Ame's fan merch

[Anonymous No.]

turkey

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774641
I'm thankful for being born in the same era as Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774651
wholesome/10
also got to play with her so it was a fucking blast

[Anonymous No.]

I really hope its real merch like tshirts, mousepads, and plushies, and not some retarded voicepack. I literally do not comprehend the appeal of paying $20 for like 30 minutes of cringe scenario roleplay

[Anonymous No.]

Gargantuan is late... I need my cunny now

[Anonymous No.]

She passed out

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774651
Cute&Wholesome/10

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking hell, that's probably the best post credits bit yet.

[Anonymous No.]

Why would a member dislike this?

[Anonymous No.]

guys... I think I'm in love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774651
I WANT AME'S MERCH/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774632
I marked it on my calendar. Something to get me through December.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774488
You mean like 100% of all holos

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774652
The humanity one

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774656
All of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774557
People give superchats to the girls that come across as the most grateful for it. If you say you don't care about superchats or to just go give your money to someone else then you won't get them. Hence why Ina doesn't get any.

[Anonymous No.]

She really broke character with that whisper

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774311
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774651
CTU/10

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have the magnet link on the mario kart for poorfag like me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774651
We don't deserve this angel / 10

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774651
multi-faceted/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774651
Perfect/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774651
10/10 her best stream in a while. From her adorable raging in Mario Kart to one of her best and most personal zatsudans yet, simultaneously hilarious and heartfelt.
I love Amelia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774651
Jesas/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774652
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773887
it was miko
>>29773925
it was lewd audios for vn

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774684
GOSURINGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774651
I'll save an akasupa for her charity streams, make her proud/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773617
>>29773672
>ina
>being outside
>in crowded space

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774641
THANKS JESUS FOR BEING BORN IN THE SAME ERA AS GURA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774517
Kiara already got a voice pack, and Mori apparently has plans for a Daki, (also their respective songs) either cover are getting off their asses or the girls can force it through if they're inclined to.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck I wish I wasn't poor

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774651
ASMR Soon/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774701
probably two salty SEAniggers who didn't get to play with her

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no, Gura forgot she was supposed to do a stream today

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774651
My Day is complete/10
and we still have another stream later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774701
someone salty he didn't get into the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774718
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774205
>She even said that her mom was finally able to buy the tent of her dreams with that money.
What a leech. I suspect excellent financial planning on her moms part.

[Anonymous No.]

What tools are going to be used to make turkey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774641
You too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774621
This pic implies that the blue one didn't cause this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774701
couldn't get into any race

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774682
just a keychain bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773803
Ame is an orphan from fucking Los Angeles. That shithole is hell incarnate

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774701
Seamind

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774641
Bought myself a turkey leg just for this, have a good one anons

[Anonymous No.]

Man that was a great stream some Gremlin at the start, EN technical difficulties, and th some zatsudan, Ame is really a humble hardworking girl that gets cuter every day, I'm really hoping to see someone draw fan art of her wearing shorts underneath a skirt (based Mikoto vibes)

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's late again, that dumb lazy shark. I'm gonna bonk her for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774700
Post it fags

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774701
I didn't play with her besides trying very hard to join

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774701
Youtube fuzzes it's likes/dislikes and possibly views.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774651
ame was unironically cuter than usual today. she got a lot more personal during the zatsudan too.

[Anonymous No.]

goorah...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774701
Barracudas

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774701
big salty baby upset they couldn't play Maryo Cart with ame

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774602
Aruran gun maintenance ASMR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5Pgt7_dgG4

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774557
Because people like to think their money is actually making a difference instead of just going to a streamer's bank account. If you talk about things you're buy, people will suddenly think 'oh, they must have needed to upgrade' and will give you money, especially since in their mind you'll think of them when you look at whatever you're talking about. Telling horror stories about being poor also works where people can feel like they're lifting you out of poverty.

I don't mean to imply that Ame was baiting them by doing so, but it's a simple fact of streaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774650
over time i've dropped memberships because they do member streams when i'm not around. I dropped kiara and ina lately and only have ame and gura memberships running

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774646
you dont actually think this falseflagging faggot is a chumbud, do you /hlg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774701
One of those is me, I just didn't like the stream. Isn't that what the button is for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774748
I suspect MSpaint or something since she said it isn't what people are expecting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774655
Everything all holos do is baiting superchats

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774701
They forgot to use their magnifying glass and misclicked

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys think Gura was busy listening to Ame's stream and that's why she's late?

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't expected a Mario kart stream to turn out like this.

[Anonymous No.]

SHES LATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774574
Most of these are demonstrably false.

[Anonymous No.]

And we've still got another guaranteed amazing Ame stream later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774737
>Mori daki packaged with GFE voice pack
Imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774701
mental illness/power move

[Anonymous No.]

gorgonzola...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774113
I sent alot of money to family since my life as a neet. About to cut it off to an extent though. Buying presents for nieces and nephews regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

Goora...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774651
Mario Kart is fun, but Nintendo's online sucks.
Zatsudan was comfy. More fun shit to come.
Good day to be a teamate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774651
Thank Jesus for being born in the same era as Amelia

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774651
A good balance of everything I love about Amelia.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a drunk Ganondorf for this stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774696
haha... yeah
no way i would spend 20$s to get a voice pack
nor would i spend more than that to get a fumo...
haha

[Anonymous No.]

>29774574
the thing I hate the most about stupid bait like this is that the faggots on this site can't help but bite it - stop giving out free (you)s you absolute retards, you're making it too easy for them.

[Anonymous No.]

ngl was thinking about kill myself tonight, but watching amelias membership stream kinda changed my mind for now. I can relate to a shit ton of the stories she told today and idk it makes me feel ok. im fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774751
The blue one didn’t Enma and yagoo did

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's live!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774651
I love her and want nothing but the best for her in life/10

Seriously though, Mario Kart was fun even though it didn't last very long, and the zatsudan afterwards was very heartwarming and sincere and cute and made me love her even more

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774652
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774659
Paraphrased, but yes.
>>29774651
Comfy as fuck / 10
Really love her zatsudans.

[Anonymous No.]

Our queen is live chumbuds

[Anonymous No.]

>Oppai mouse pad.
>Daki
>Used thigh-highs.
>Tasteful nopan upskirt photos.
>Watson's dna.
>A lock of hair.
>Used 1 week old panties.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura time!

[Anonymous No.]

Garfield Gargoyle
Gorg Gulag
Guy Fieri
Globglogabgalab
Gonzo Gorgonzola
Ginza Geisha
Girl Gorgon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774763
pls understand she was probably glued to ame's stream until now

[Anonymous No.]

Will Hinotori ever surpass 300k views?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774701
both me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774786
Probably since ame has a second account to watch Gura's member streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774641
But Thanksgiving was last month...

[Anonymous No.]

TURKEY!!!

[Anonymous No.]

If its physical merch, I hope I can buy if Im not in the US/JP
t. german gosling

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774780
>everyone I don't like is a falseflagger
Why ARE chumbuds like THIS? No, you stupid nigger. Calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine all the sweaty incest sex when Ame's big brother snuck into the house drunk late at night after being out partying and caught her masturbating to brocon hentai at her computer in just a t-shirt....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774808
You should SC her this

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774656
Used "tea filter" and wamehole.

[Anonymous No.]

I just woke up

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774651
Life-changing/10. I complained because I bought membership for MK, but I got so much more than $5 worth of enjoyment out of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774808
you really should let her know in a superchat

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773753
she destroyed nijis
and nijis called her reddit dragon
now you believe on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774680
>>29774729
>>29774814
have a shitty mspaint one then

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774728
Why do I feel like this describes every Ame stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774731
No Miko didn't. Your meds, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774721
Honestly, I used this word to complain about clips not doing Amelia justice a few days ago, but multi-faceted is the right word to describe her. Thank Jesas.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ate sand as a kid and liked the texture
>Slipped on a wet floor while eating ice cream, nearly bit off her tongue, which has hanging by just a few thin shreds. Guy was afraid of getting sued, wouldn't let her mom call 911. She still has a thick scar in the middle of her tongue to this day.
>Cracked open her skull after being pushed off the bed and hitting an open drawer. The injury sometimes makes her feel like her brain is exposed to air. Also swears she had no lasting brain damage.
>Cut off the tip of her thumb while trying to peel an orange with a knife
>Was left in the car in the summer heat that was hot enough to melt crayons, which she then smeared all over the upholstry
>Tried to clean keyboard with WD-40
>Tried to pat a cactus like a dog, thought it would be fluffy
>Lied to strangers about her age on runescape and neopets, got in trouble for it
>Skipped school to watch anime and play vidya
>Can't cook - microwaved a whole egg, which exploded
>Bought her monitor through a shady parking lot deal on craigslist
>Used to shower only once a week
>While at E3, was asked about what the latest console was, and replied that it was the "Gega Senesis"
>Eats lettuce straight from a bag like potato chips
>Intentionally drinks flat pepsi thats been sitting in the open for days because she likes the flavor
>Loves the smell of paint, gasoline, and permanent markers
>After helping the other Holo En's with their technical issues, forgot the day of her debut so was forced to stream while high on caffeine and sleep deprivation
>Was homeless
>Bit by multiple dogs, almost had throat ripped out by one
>Got bit by family dog while on a road trip and bleed all over herself and the floor
>Doctors thought she had rabbies, refused to get rabbies shot, bit the nurse trying to give it to her.
>Cut a kid's finger off with a shopping cart
>Afraid to drink because she will call people niggers
>Read gay tf2 fanfiction
>Played the sims with porn mods at the age of 12
>Almost kidnapped because of mistaken identity
>Orders supreme pizza and she takes off the onions and peppers
>Can't do division
>Streamed on gura's channel by accident
>Her mother was kidnapped by Moroccans before she was born
>A car ran over her ankle, tore off skin
>Brother kicked a ball into her face, causing her to lose 3 baby teeth
>Licked her friends tears
>Grandma Watson was a real homewrecker and one of those women was a witch who placed a hex on her entire family
>Grandma Watson got her earring caught in a vaccum, nearly tearing her entire earlob off
>Ate baby sitter's anniversary present, blamed it on another girl
>Auntie Watson doesnt believe the moon landing was real
>Auntie Watson let Amelia skip school to go watch Spy Kids in Theaters
>Would always scream when going into tunnel as a joke, even to the point of almost passing out.
>When she was younger she liked to eat ketchup parmesan tortilla microwave pizzas.
>Amelia's brother beat the shit out of a bully with the school bus seatbelt to protect Amelia
>Amelia's brother and his friends beat the shit out of a bully that was rollerskating and teasing Amelia to protect her.
>Amelia's brother stole money from the neighbor to buy her a Nintendo DS and NintenDogs.
>In the line for Splash Mountain, Amelia was messing around on the handrails and ended up face planting onto the concreate and cut her face open. She was taken to a children hospital in a Disney Limo.
>Aunty Watson nearly had her face ripped off by a german shepherd.
Amelia's brother and his friend got super drunk at 13 and threw up in the back of Auntie Watson's car when Ame and her went to pick them up
>Afraid to collab on-stream with Auntie Watson on stream because shes more yab and weird than she is
>Creeper on bus tried to take an upskirt picture of her but she was wearing shorts. She yelled at the guy and he got scared and ran out of the subway.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys think Ame is jumping onto her youtube alt account to go watch Gura's stream?

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Ame has special guest for her charity stream. Would be cool to see Aqua, RBC and other JP girls show up along with the EN holos for half and hour or so to support her

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774641
Just snuck away from family. What I miss today?

[Anonymous No.]

FINALLY THE NEW BGM

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774796

[Anonymous No.]

CHRISTMAS BGM

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774696
>30 minutes
>for 20
Anon, your japanese merch reps
This is literally just a way to give them money without the youtube cut, that's why you can add up to 100000 yen to the price

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

MERRY CHRISTMAS CHUMBUDS

[Anonymous No.]

Will she do a kitchen tour too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774808
Superchat this next time

[Anonymous No.]

>Christmas BGM

[Anonymous No.]

Gura Christmas BGM

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774620
We've actually made it

[Anonymous No.]

IT'S OFFICIALLY CHRISTMAS BOYS.

[Anonymous No.]

Her christmas music is so cute

[Anonymous No.]

T u T

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's member's chat is so fucking fast, jesas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773803
Oh boy... you haven't heard that Ame's toecraking (darker version) yet....

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Christmas theme whhhhooooocha. Houshahahah

[Anonymous No.]

>thanksgiving
>Christmas theme
Gooruh?

[Anonymous No.]

>Thanksgiving stream
>Christmas music

subarashii....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774784
Either she's so brilliant an actor that she sets up food trays to fall down around her when she's digging for her Switch cables and deserves it for being that entertaining, or she's actually just a wreck who people think they can save through the power of money. You'll never know for sure, unless you can do enough roommate reps to know what they're like off camera.

[Anonymous No.]

GOD JESUS IN HEAVEN thank you for being born in the same era as Amelia H. Watson

I LOVE HER SO MUCH
HOW CAN A GIRL BE THIS PERFECT

[Anonymous No.]

So aside from that Ame meantioned doing a goodnight asmr stream? Do you think she did some reps on her senpaos and saw Polka's stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

CHRISTMAS TIME BOYS

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah. This's the stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

What are the chances Ina did multiple lewd drawings of both her own character and her fellow holo en members?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774845
CLAP CLAP

[Anonymous No.]

>When Amelia Watson auditioned for HololiveEN, she only had $11 dollars to her name. When the EN Crew got their checks, the first thing that Kiara bought was a crane game. Amelia bought a hot dinner.
Bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774810
>Enma and yagoo
I guess we'll never know

[Anonymous No.]

>Christmas BGM
OH YES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774845
God I hate you kek

[Anonymous No.]

Merry christmas

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774365
>we
Speak for yourself, fag.

[Anonymous No.]

post thanksgiving music

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774852
Whoops, on subway, not bus.

[Anonymous No.]

because this is true

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry that Gura's late. She just had to finish watching Ame's stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774872
>even Gura's member chat is fast now
I honestly feel bad for her. She can't have a comfy more intimate stream no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774833
Use a forwarding service tenso or something.

[Anonymous No.]

MERRY CHRISTMAS

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774706
No, now fuck off tranny

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774655
I feel her emotions in both my heart and boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774777
He also did a Zoids plamo building ASMR stream earlier today
https://youtu.be/4qpG26i0eHE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774860
Why is this missing the padoru

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774897
I love this meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774916
It's funny cause it's probably true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774808
damn, you teamates are dark

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774367
is this a dox?

[Anonymous No.]

>Aruran livestream on my recommendation page
>pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774904
t. fat white trash loving nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774876
it's christmas now motherfucker get used to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774927
Because I hate that meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774876
>>29774878
There's no such thing as "thanksgiving music" so what do you expect?

[Anonymous No.]

Is there anything you'd like to say to me, my sons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774852
no poop bag Christmas tree story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774412
Surprising how funny women can be when they realize jokes do not have to be only about their vaginas or periods.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Gura gets a ton more seasonal BGM

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774711
That's a nice way of saying high superchat ratios are just a measure of how much you can milk your paypiggies.

Rushia and Lamy are powerhouses at this

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774843
>>29774837
>>29774865


>>29774808
Bro, Superchat that she's made you feel better about yourself due to relating to a lot of her =, but don't include the suicide part like those anons are falseflagging. It'll put worry/guilt on her about someone she can't actually help personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774880
By being flawed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774852
Jesus it won’t stop getting longer

[Anonymous No.]

CUNNY IS HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774851
Might put it on in the background on her tv but she does need to finish the parade and make food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774875
Is that a bag of salt from Ame?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774916
This could be true actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774586
objectively wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774737
>>29774794
>Mori daki
Can I use UOOOOOOOH for this, or is that exclusive to cunny? I'm ESL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774854
It would be great if different people kept popping up in discord throughout the stream. Similar to how they do for birthday celebrations

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774808
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774942
>There's no such thing as "thanksgiving music"
Her BGM but it's terrorized turkey noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774480
Based I membered to both her and her wife Ame today, today really was the day I decided to open my poorfag wallet for my two oshis, I love these girls a lot

[Anonymous No.]

how many membershrimps are on the stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774352
She will upload to non member later anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774943
Please kickstart the apocalypse

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774860
>>29774875
>that picture in the frame
post "that"

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774899
I mean enma does make sense she did hand out pills and hatchama is Delusion

[Anonymous No.]

I love Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774844
She literally exposed Japan to Reddit and is fueled by content from Reddit, makes sense to call her the Reddit dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774142
No, I know that at the end of the day, they are paid actors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774854
In my dreams it would be something like Giant Bomb's best 24 hour charity streams complete with electrocuting Vinny's balls and lots of intense Windjamming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774943
Can I be with Gura in the afterlife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774938
Why are you so insecure anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774945
>Was so poor at some point, Amelia made a Christmas tree out of disposable doggie poop bags and cardboard.
Added it to the list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774845
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774833
It's a voice pack birthday date simulation.

[Anonymous No.]

How was the MK8 stream? Sounded like it was a good time

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774943
Can we just skip to rapture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774737
I'm going to buy that Daki... ironically..
Yeah... haha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774943
Thank you for birthing me in the same year that amelia is inhabiting

[Anonymous No.]

>SALMON

[Anonymous No.]

"Friend"

[Anonymous No.]

FISH ISN'T A VEGETABLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774943
Gura loves you and so do I, Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>THE FRIEND IS ACTUALLY HER

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774845
Kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>friend who's family is vegetarian
Oh fuck

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is Mormon

[Anonymous No.]

happy Gura

[Anonymous No.]

salman

[Anonymous No.]

I'm eating salman too tonight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774978
1.1k likes so far

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774808
in particular the brother one, it wasnt a brother but i had an older sister who went to cray lengths for my dumb ass, she isnt doing to well either.

why are vtubers so relatable i thought it was all anime and kawaii stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>used to have a "friend"

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774943
Thank you for letting me exist in the same timeline as Amelia Watson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774922
You're retarded or deluded if you think your autistic world view is what normal people actually think, you're probably some autistic /pol/ sperg anyways desu

[Anonymous No.]

gura would greatly appreciate my thanksgiving mystery protein semen

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you on /hlgg/ and not spending time with your family this Thanksgiving?

[Anonymous No.]

>do my archive reps
>all those shitty chink conspiracies
it's much more likely that management was getting worried about Haato splitting her audience.
I suspect someone sat her down and told her to pick a lane.

[Anonymous No.]

>piscetarian
how does that even make sense
like legitimately how can you with no irony whatsoever say it's okay to eat one kind of animal but not another

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775025
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774942
>what is "Jingle Bells?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774978
12k

[Anonymous No.]

I MISSED FIVE MINUTES FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>thanksgiving salman

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774897
Ame is Matt Leblanc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774916
this IS true

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775025
based salman poster

[Anonymous No.]

OK who Turducken-CHAD here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775008
One of her best streams to date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775025
based

[Anonymous No.]

Threads are so active and hyper when HoloENs stream. Fans are excited and talk so much about their oshi...
Well... Most of the time....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775025
Based
Hope you're having a good Thanksgiving, salmanposter.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, so the entire mario kart stream was members only, not just the participation?

[Anonymous No.]

>salmon turkey
do pescatarians really...?

[Anonymous No.]

>used to have a friend

[Anonymous No.]

Gooruh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775025
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774938
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774943
I'm sorry I couldn't keep faith.
I wish someday I can genuinely believe again.

[Anonymous No.]

Gwar gondola....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774948
I hope Gura's December BGM is just a loop of her singing "It's Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas".

[Anonymous No.]

CUM INSIDE GURA'S CUNNY UOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775025
Based!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775025
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

gura... no... not just a pop tart...

[Anonymous No.]

Oh yeah, that turkey is already juiced-up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774952

[Anonymous No.]

Where's Gura's family bros....

[Anonymous No.]

A fucking pop tart

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774872
Well, she does have more than 15k members nowadays

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775033
stuffed inside

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck, narrativefags absolutely BTFO. I can't believe Gura was trying to keep Haachama on the server and it was Enma who made the decision

[Anonymous No.]

"I had a poptart..."

oh eating disorder shark...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775008
The Mario Kart part was pretty meh due to technical difficulties/Ame being so bad it wasn't even entertaining, but the servers went down and she had a zatsudan instead, where it suddenly shot up to like, a 12/10 stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775036
Fish are stupid motherfuckers and essentially braindead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774943
Thanks for being born in this era I can share with Amelia Watson

[Anonymous No.]

You can hear the derision as she tries not to shit on vegans too much for their tofurkey

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775036
Quite easy anon, I don't like the taste of meat, but I like the taste of fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775051
i like to give my Priestess my full attention

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Gura partakes of the devil's lettuce?

[Anonymous No.]

A "family friend"

[Anonymous No.]

Is Koopa doing anything special for Turkey Day?

[Anonymous No.]

LMAO THIS NIGGA PLAYING WITH BABY TOYS

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774969
>elusive as fuck pantyshot
>finally after a couple of miracles you are able to have a small hint of what's underneath
>you focus as hard as you can
>it's the spats she normally uses some random day
Fuck that gay shit, and I love spats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774943
Thank you for making me live at the same time as Amelia Watson and Gawr Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775032
Fuck off back to /reddit/

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774919
Anyone got an Ame Padoru?

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to believe that my poorfag ass $10 superchat I sent Ame some days ago about doing "late night pillow talk ASMR like Polka does it" helped in making this happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775034
Because I’m an eurofag and we don’t do that. But it’s fun joining you guys, same with Halloween too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774890
She likely has unfinished projects of them lying around that have been neglected for priestess duties

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775034
My parents are paranoid about the coff and wouldn't invite me over. My older sister is working and my little sister still lives with our parents. Chinks ruined Thanksgiving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774943
Gracias a Jesucristo por por estar en la misma época que Ame

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775041
You didn't. She started late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774943
fuck you, you piece of shit. Im gonna kill god one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775073
Covid lockdown said fuck your shark

[Anonymous No.]

>PULL IT OUT
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775025
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>frozen turkey
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775035
Except she's not picking a lane since she's planning to do her eigo reps harder on top of her JP streams. What actually happened was they told her to stop using the HoloEN hashtag, and she decided that it would make a great clip to kill herself, and her triumphant return to the server will be a huge event now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775034
They're dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775025
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>you stuffed ame
G-gura??

[Anonymous No.]

Merry Thanksgiving and Happy Christmas, Chumbuds

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774970
Thats for cunny
Its also not actual english

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775008
One of her best zatsudan, really opened up and gave me the vibes of her first one when she opened up about not giving hope and stop, I really love this girl whenever she shows off her sweet side that most of the holo girls know her for

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775036
>why is it okay to be racist against chinks but not SEAnigs

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775085
are vegetarians allowed?

[Anonymous No.]

http://poal.me/ohvvla
http://poal.me/ohvvla
http://poal.me/ohvvla
Very important poll!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775035
She's still doing English streams every day, they won't stop her doing those.
I suspect she was told to stop using the holoEN hashtags so that newcomers to holoEN don't end up on one of her streams and expect all of the ENs to be ESLs who can barely speak English.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774943
Please bring Haachama back to the EN server.

[Anonymous No.]

>Blessed by Ame member stream
>She ends perfectly in-time for Gura's "delayed" member stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775034
/hlgg/ is in some ways an extended family

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774808
I still feel suicidal, but Ame really distracted me from those thoughts this last two months. I didn't expect me of all people falling for this whole Hololive thing, but I'm glad I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775047
Reporting in

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775034
/hlgg/ is my family

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774389
yeah she is fun to watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774283
>he doesn't know
Even as a deadbeat I'll acknowledge that donating $500~ worth to a streamer before your first paycheck is thinking with your pussbrain

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774996
ok niji chang

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cooking streams soon!

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/wXBZIEhjZfg Can we make this guy honorary HomostarsEN? He's drawing Pekora and damn well too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775051
I'd honestly be happier if antis and falsflaggers tone it down during my oshi's streams.
It's like some weird version of chink craws into /jp/ every time she streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>ame mentioned her secret sub account to watch gura members stream again

Wonder what the name is...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775034
my mommy is dead and my dad is a drunk

[Anonymous No.]

its HER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775086
gawr gura the vegan apex predator... imagine that

[Anonymous No.]

>gura confirms actual cooking stream in the future
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775095
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775133
that's sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774846
she gets cuter than usual every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775034
You are my family

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775034
Not a Mutt

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774943
Thank you Jesus for letting me live my short ephemeral life at the same time as Amelia Watson

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774586
The allure of seeing the panties is magnified ten-fold when shorts are in the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775125
...I unironically believe this narrative.
t. catholic

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774808
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775128
Blessed Duo. Can't stop supporting eachother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775150
Drunk cooking stream at that

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775130
I feel the same anon, we're gonna make it

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a Gura cooking stream.... oh my.......

[Anonymous No.]

There's so many JOPs in the stream. Is this what it looks like when EOPs hang around listening to JP ASMR streams/zatsus. im glad they're having fun though

[Anonymous No.]

>GURA WANTS TO COOK WHILE WEARING """DRINKING GLASSES"""

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775034
Because /hlgg/ is my family.

[Anonymous No.]

Wet Gura T o T

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774808
glad you're alive bro. you should donate this to amelia

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true that Haachama is graduating soon? :(

[Anonymous No.]

>Drunk Cooking Gura Stream

[Anonymous No.]

>drunk cooking with gura
IT IS ___

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775034
Not a mutt, but happy Thanksgiving to you guys I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775082
She literally used to be a vegan you dumb motherfucker, she only stopped because it's hard when you're poor and don't live with your parents

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775147
Wamelia Aatson

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775032
Remember, the people who post on this website are unstable. I appreciate the sentiment but it falls on deaf ears.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope all you Chumbuds have just as amazing a Members stream as us Teammates just did.

t. Trinitychad

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775125
based

[Anonymous No.]

GURA'S WET CUNNY UOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775125
Dear God

[Anonymous No.]

GURA WANTS TO BE DRY, HERFAGS BTFO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775147
It was found in one of the other member streams but I forget the name

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775034
I'm a yuropoor and we're not thankful for anything, so to me it's just Thursday

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775125
Fuck, we should have seen it coming.

[Anonymous No.]

Ohnonono drunk offcollab cooking stream with Ame!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775143
His transformations are kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775161
shesmerelypretending.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775087
Offcollab with some rope, I hope!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775137
Chat reflects the streamer etc etc etc
Nothing new

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775130
stay safe man, its hard during the holidays but know people here care, despite how it seems

[Anonymous No.]

Guras voice is basically audible meth

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is cuter than usual today

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775193
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774880
Women by their very nature can only become good if they're broken down to their core and forced to build themselves back up

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775186
You fuck off too

[Anonymous No.]

Gura... Water is not wet...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775017
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>29773730
>>29774101
as planned

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775191

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775174
Yeah, from high school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775200
That doesn't sound very family friendly...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775199
You... didn't?

I mean the whole Babel angle was super obvious from the get go.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura attended a meeting about superchat engagement.

[Anonymous No.]

>at work so all I can do is read/hlgg/s responses about gura

PLEASE BE DESCRIPTIVE CHUMBUDDIES

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775093
Cope

[Anonymous No.]

>Hey Gura, wanna do voice chat?
>I DON'T WANNA GET WET RIGHT NOW WATSON

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775180
god damn you retards will believe any narrative

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775142
Whats worse.
People mixing in quite a bit of shitposting and falseflagging when your oshi streams
Or
People not even talking and forgetting your oshi is streaming, while talking offtopic.

[Anonymous No.]

>Christmas cookie contest
You're all going to lose to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775125
I don't know Englsih, is Lord being an epic meme lord there?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura looking at chat and then back at the viewer feels special in some kind of way

[Anonymous No.]

>Christmas cookie decorating challenge

[Anonymous No.]

>Cookie challenge for xmas
anyone knows how to fucking bake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775177
>>29775179
NO SHE SAID DRUNK GLASSES

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775147
>>29775195
Nah that was me joking that a guy with Tea in his name was Ame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775224
HOLY FUCK SHE'S STRIPPING
NO GURA THINK OF THE MEMBERSHIPS

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774899

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775224
Gura is being cute!

[Anonymous No.]

Bellyache Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775224
She wants to do a cookie contest

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775102
ONE MORE GOD REJECTED

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775219
She's still in high school even though she's been with hololive for like 2 and a half years?

[Anonymous No.]

>Klaius cookie
>self fellatio salmon cookie
>avocado cookie
>pregnant cookie
>Church cookie

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775224
Gura cooking stream soon maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775224
THATS HOW DESCRIPTIVE WE CAN BE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775237
baking is way easier than cooking

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775224
Maybe we might have a cookie decorating contest with gura, expect chumbuddies to burn their kitchen down or stick figures with gura wigs on cookies

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775237
5 years of culinary in my past
I might actually put in effort

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775224
Gura is extremely cute today

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775235
they way she turns and smiles to the camera when she makes a dumb joke melts my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775221
Almost like she doesnt give a shit about family friendly. She plays horror games with extreme explicit gore, violence and rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775232
Oh yeah motherfucker?
If you think I haven't done my royal icing art reps you're sorely mistaken

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775224
Gura is being funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775021
I wish but no

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775125
Please forgive Haachama father, for she is too retarded to know what she's doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774808
I guess some teammates are really in the dark side of their lives but a streamer does reflect their audience so someone with a dark past with Ame and reaching where she is and being humble with not making a lot or money or making it as a streamer really does give you hope despite everything she's gone through, we may not have gone through the same things or not be as talented or hopeful as her but just knowing she is grateful for where she is and for us it really does give you a bit of hope yourself even though life is hard for some of us. I'm a "everyday is exactly the same" wagie type of lad but watching Ame or any of the other Holos I like really makes finishing all that work worth it cause I know when I come home I get to see someone as wonderful as them

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775239
what are drunk glasses ?

[Anonymous No.]

>bake
fuck that I'll just buy unfrosted cookies in the shape of circles or some shit and work with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775224
UUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>gura is always preparing for something
>it never actually appears on her channel
then what the fuck is she preparing

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775200
>This reminds me, of one time, before I was in Detective school, we were so poor that the gas got turned off and we couldn't use our oven, so we cooked the turkey over a trashcan with some homeless people we were friends with

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775231
The first, if it was the second I could just leave these threads and actually play games while watching my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775212
That applies to men too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775271
it sounds like just wavy glass to distort your vision

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775237
I used to work at a bakery for almost 10 years

[Anonymous No.]

>being put in timeout by gura
uohhh

[Anonymous No.]

GUrA SEND ME TO THE CUNNY CORNER

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775223
I like that Gura responds to regular chats though and not just supers

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775276
World domination.

[Anonymous No.]

WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775211
reminder to take your meds, anonchama.

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm tempted to drop an aka during the korone/mori collab
Please, please do it. At this point I just want to know how far she'll go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775237
baking isnt too bad, u can do it anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775276
I've honestly been wondering this. Wasn't she preparing for a 1 mil stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775237
Decoration baking doesn't require edible products. It's the decoration that matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775261
CUTE?
>>29775266
FUNNY?
>>29775274
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775224
Gorilla RFA stream right now

[Anonymous No.]

Bloop is cuter than usual today!

[Anonymous No.]

In the timeout corner...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775137
I mean, Mori is a dumbass with a heart of gold, but if I'd been watching her for 10 years and suddenly came into a bunch of money from people supporting me as a content creator, I'd find it hard to resist the urge to pass on some of the good fortune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775224
currently bullying random chat member

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775226
Eat shit and kill yourself faster, disgusting freak

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775271

[Anonymous No.]

Kind of want to member for Gura's stream but if it feels bad giving money to the richest Holo when there are many other entertaining ones that deserve it too, what do

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gBy4C3OgIE
>#HololiveEN0
>#HololiveEN0
>#HololiveEN0
>#HololiveEN0

[Anonymous No.]

>All these faggots spaming "UUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHH"
>Absolutely 0 cunny being posted
This is a new low.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys we need to pray to the heavens for Kiara to be spared from technical difficulties for the collab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775025
Is Bloop doing what I think he is to the rice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775251
Avocado cookie sounds actually kinda good and I kinda want to try it. I used to make avocado milkshakes sometimes that were bomb as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Bros if the ame merch sells out in mere seconds like how it does for some JP holos and I don't get any I will not be able to cope

How do I make sure I'll get it?

[Anonymous No.]

New BGM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775237
I'm looking forward for your cookings anons

[Anonymous No.]

What did that guy say to make Gura bully him

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775301
Bloop is sexier today than usual....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775311
Gura deserves it more. Fuck the indies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775034
I work at a bar and don't want to risk giving any of my family the kung flu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774999
Fuck I miss those days

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775309

[Anonymous No.]

Goorah...

[Anonymous No.]

I KNEW IT GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775235
Gura been really good with that physical comedy. Too lazy to link it right now, but that Ame-Gura chess moment is legendary. I still laugh at that randomly to this day

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775314
uoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775237
like just mix baking soda and water and beat the shit out of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775293
Reminder to put a bullet in your brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775249
She was 16 when she started, so yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775296
I think she wasn't able to get permission for whatever it was she was planning and by the time that became clear she was already at like 1.3mil

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775314
If you want cunny, just ask normally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775034
1 I'm in the UK
2 I'm busy playing Scarface for PS2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775325
Didn't believe she would finish the creeper farm

[Anonymous No.]

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775312
BASADA

[Anonymous No.]

Oh my fucking god that's adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775237
I mean I can make basic chocolate chip cookies but never tried anything more complicated

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is too cute, bros...

[Anonymous No.]

SHIT GURA DOING SOMETHING SWEET FOR US

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774783
You're a genius, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>won't be able to get on there because gura's top chat is so fucked it never shows me

GONNA SCREAM

[Anonymous No.]

is she going to farm superchats like this
holy shit....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774453
Never forget that this bitch
>is not idol like
>keeps behaving like a nigger
>is constantly numberfagging
>shouts out rando ecelebs
>is loud and obnoxious
>makes people feel awkward in collabs
>has a shitty, bad dub tier voice
>baits superchat all the time and rubs it in coworkers' faces
>fucking hates the most comfy game, Minecraft
>loves random kusoge instead, it's the only shit she doesn't drop like the actual good games she picked up
>still does shit on her roommate, doesn't care to separate herself from them properly and in general doesn't seem to care for Hololive as we came to know it
>does not represent what Hololive is in the first place and will be the death of it
I FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH!

[Anonymous No.]

>poor fags will never be on the turkey

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775312
Mixed signals, are you holoEN or not Haachama???

[Anonymous No.]

What a trash, but wholesome idea. SASUGA SAME!

[Anonymous No.]

Of course it was something like this.

[Anonymous No.]

GURA IS GOING TO WRITE MY NAME UOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>gura has a drawing tablet
why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775312
I love this HoloEN member.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775269
Me too, I’m not depressed or anything, but I feel like if this lockdown shit wenr on any longer as it is, I would start to get depressed. HoloEn and Ame especially came just at the perfect time and I’m genuinely gratfeul for them.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait what is she doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775269
>Hololive is cute girls doing cute girls that shine in the darkness
>But they can talk to (you)
I hate this twisted state of beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775237
Baking cookies is a piece of piss.

[Anonymous No.]

>she's going to miss my name
chumbuds... ; _ ;

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775276
The most obvious possibility would be some large scale celebration for reaching 1 million subscribers, if so then the reason it's taking so long is because she hit the goal at ridiculous speeds and so anything official the cover might want to release to help support it is not ready.

[Anonymous No.]

cute turkey drawing

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775312
>she is still using the HololiveEN hashtag
Narrative destroyed then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775125
Based.
Praise the Lord.

[Anonymous No.]

oh god. the diabetes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775235
it's hard to overstate the value of how well she's arranged the camera and the chat window and her avatar to make that happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775222
I just never put any thought into it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775034
The appeal of Hololive for most people is that it provides a positive relationship to someone in their otherwise toxic environment. A friendship simulator. That's entertainment. You know why we're here.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, I want in on this

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no they are gonna overlap for sure

[Anonymous No.]

If my name doesn't make it in.
I'm killing myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>I use my real name in my account
Is this a bad or a good thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775034
anon its not a big deal, you eat dinner and thats it, 24 hours in a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775231
>People not even talking and forgetting your oshi is streaming, while talking offtopic.
I think yesterday's Sakuna was the worst. Ame overlapped and Ina was completely ejected from these threads.
I like to think Takodachis are too busy watching to bother with these threads even if we know that's a lie

[Anonymous No.]

Earth folk is gura from space

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775332
It's been 7 years.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

People in you guy's classes actually talked to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775276
She has been teasing this for while so its bound to be something big, make your own narratives from that

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775034
The hololive girls are better to me than my family are

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura lotery for thanksgiving
this will be a disaster

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775312
the naive rrats...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775321
The only merch that sells out is the limited hand signed ones. The regular ones which have printed signatures are made to order and aren't limited.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775385
HololiveEN0 isn't the same as HololiveEN, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck you ashley i know you're here

[Anonymous No.]

great idea Gura, now member chat will be nonstop spam haha

[Anonymous No.]

Chat is going to be fuuuuuucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774453
I mean, Coco is cool, but she's more of an ascended becky than a stacy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775034
Because I'm Canadian
but I spent leaf thanksgiving here too

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775418
I didnt get a waifu from Ame either...no way i get a birdy..

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775376
She's on track to earn half a million dollars this year, after accounting for the Youtube and Cover cuts. Why wouldn't she buy a tablet?

[Anonymous No.]

>ashley
Wtf Gura has female viewers?

[Anonymous No.]

fuck you ashley you stupid bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775398
If I don't I'm gonna do something that I'm going to regret

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK YOU ASHLEY

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK YOU ASHLEY

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775369
god imagine getting a double paizuri from them while they act cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775416
it's just one massive tease with no payoff, the ultimate "does that frustrate you?". people will still be begging her at 12M.

[Anonymous No.]

>Who should be the first name?
>someone typed Klaius before I had the chance
goddammit

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think Gura thought this through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775312
I read that as HololiveEND

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775429
Ina...

[Ashley No.]

Eat it nerds

[Anonymous No.]

This is going to overlap with Ame's stream isn't it..

[Anonymous No.]

How the fuck is she going to do this

[Anonymous No.]

It's not a Gura stream without technical difficulties

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is intentionally ignoring my name

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775314
Oh shit, my bad.

[Anonymous No.]

TIME TO SPAM AVOCADO

[Anonymous No.]

This is actually a kinda shitty idea, not gonna lie. The odds of you getting picked are like 1 in 500. It'll be like Ame's waifu certificate stream.

I would have rather watched her make dinner like how Haachama does it or something

[Anonymous No.]

Who the fuck is Ashley and why is she talking to my shark daughterwife

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775432
Cute transcends all.

[Anonymous No.]

>Doing Ame's waifu gacha thing that literally BREAKS Youtube's chat.
I pray for Youtube chats health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775369
BITCHES LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

Can we find out who this "ashley" person is and ruin their life?

[Anonymous No.]

>People getting this worked up over a fucking feather

[Anonymous No.]

My name is Ashley now. Call me Ashley.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775034
Holy shit looking at this reply. Bunch of sad replied.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like this idea, but at least Gura is cute today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775441
are you frustrated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775452
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775432
In the UK it's a unisex name. No idea about elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

MY NAME IS ASHLEY , LATER LOSER

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775377
Haachama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775265
Please dear lord I hope this ain’t gills anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775442
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775437
>>29775439

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775355
I'm on the way home from eating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775398
Don't do it mandrakechama

[Anonymous No.]

>>29774032
Mexican't...you got the trash part right

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775469
astley...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775034
Dad died in 2005 and Mom in 2015, wife left me later that year.

[Anonymous No.]

What are the odds Ashley is Ame's secret account?

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking whamen

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775479
faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw I'm filtered by top chat all the time
I'll never get into the turkey bros...

[Anonymous No.]

this is going to be like her SC reads, where she goes so slow that she ends up even farther behind at the end.

[Anonymous No.]

Im pretty sure im shadowbanned in chat anyway
good luck anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775442
Ok Klaius and Klaius on his alt account.

[Anonymous No.]

gura didn't think this through did she

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775034
not american, don't care
we have real traditions in Italy

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775441
That's a pretty hot rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775406
Real talk, I think Ina is one of those girls that is everyone's second favorite. No one hates her, but few would pick her first either. I keep bouncing between her and my oshi, I can't decide which I like more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775269
I guess teamates are all depressed wageslaves

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775481
It always is

[Anonymous No.]

just tuned in, what's ashley stevens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775488
Stop calling my oshi a sp*c.

[Anonymous No.]

>It takes her 2 MINUTES to write one name
>Has around 1500 members?
>yfw 50 hours stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775369
BASED STACY DRAGON

[Anonymous No.]

Is she just writing names the whole stream?

[Anonymous No.]

Ashley is vocaroo femanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775447
>I don't know if we will get through all of you
>Proceeds to hand right the names
>likely has over 10 thousand members

I agree with your assessment

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775406
Yeah, that was brutal. I sometimes feel that people like Ina enough to tolerate her, but overall, nobody really watches her itt. For example all the other fans would watch their oshi chip away dry paint for 3 hours. As for Ina... She has fans, but not on /hlgg/. People can try and say otherwise, but the activity in these threads proves it. She's sweet, but not entertaining. Not to thr generic /hlgg/user at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775469
ashton...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775423
oh dear

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775498
Whats your name, i'll spam for you bud

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775462

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775287
Ame is the one who keeps putting me in timeout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775243
I love this narrative. I know it is false but I still just find it hilarious. I mean come on Gura isn't manipulative and spiteful enough to do such a thing... at least I hope she isn't... I mean the whole Execute Order 86 things right before Haachama's final EN stream was a joke right...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775376
Tablets are not that expensive, osu, is way easier to edit using a tablet(imo) and she wants to learn how to draw.

[Anonymous No.]

my name is Banjo Kazooie now

[Anonymous No.]

>finally watch a homostar for the first time
>the streamer shares Jojo references with the chat
>close the stream
never again

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775479
Fucking 30%

[Anonymous No.]

This sounds kind of similar to the Waifu Certificate stream Ame did, any Teammate/Chumbud Memberchads confirm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775406
It’s definitely a lie. People watching streams don’t stop people from posting in these threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775479
Lol u have a gurls naem

[Anonymous No.]

>banjo kazooie
gura you have to be shitting me right now

[Anonymous No.]

HAHA BANJO KAZOOIE IS MY NAME. LATER NERDS

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh, I hava a katakana name because I started watching with JPs. Do I have a chance bros?

[Anonymous No.]

srsly?

[Anonymous No.]

>changed name just in time to Banjo Kazooie
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>Moris model can make a fucked silly face

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775512
>around 1500 members
lol

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAH THE AUDITIONS LOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775512
>Has around 1500 members?
She has at least 13,000 members, judging by the number of votes on her members polls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775485
Are you phoneposting like some kind of freak?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775468
If Gura picks my name I'll be kneeling for a month straight

[Anonymous No.]

BASED

[Anonymous No.]

CHUMCHADS

[Anonymous No.]

show yourself, Chum Chad.

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER CHUMCHAD!

[Anonymous No.]

>Christmas BGM on thanksgiving
I don't know shit about thanksgiving but are there no thanksgiving songs?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

fucking CHUMCHAD

[Anonymous No.]

>CHUMCHAD

[Anonymous No.]

CHUM CHADS WE MADE IT

[Anonymous No.]

>chumchad

[Anonymous No.]

CHUM CHAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775503
>we have real traditions in Italy
Why are yuropeens like this...?

[Anonymous No.]

CHUM CHAD

[Anonymous No.]

>Chum Chad
WHICH ONE OF YOU

[Anonymous No.]

chumchads can't stop winning

[Anonymous No.]

>chumchad
Motherfuckers

[Anonymous No.]

CHUMCHADS WIN AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>Chumchad

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775369
She denied n*anners from joining hololive and a gatekeeper for everyone. That's all I need to love this bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

Chumchad... I kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775125
Bros, she got Babel'd? Who is going to be the hero we need, smash the moon and unite hololive once more?

[Anonymous No.]

WE MADE IT CHUMCHADS

[Anonymous No.]

CHUMCHADS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

WE'RE IN BOYS

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit it's me, ChumChad

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck Banjo Kazooie.
Fuck Chum Chad.

[Anonymous No.]

These streams always fucking suck. Being a chumbuddy is suffering, just this once.

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER CHUMCHAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775301
>>29775330
>tfw my Bloopposting has been fruitful

[Anonymous No.]

>Chum Chad
Alright, which one of you fuckers was it?

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone here know what shaders Ina and Ame use?

[Anonymous No.]

>making people spam each time
didn't you learn anything from Ame, Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>chum chad
Holy shit anon you did it

[Anonymous No.]

WE'RE IN BOYS

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775510
Relax, she's only part spic.

[Anonymous No.]

CHUMCHADS

[Anonymous No.]

>CHUMCHAD LETS GOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>WE'RE IN

[Anonymous No.]

CHUMCHADS WE IN

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775543
Bruh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775504
Ina isn't my oshi, but she streams at better times for being a Europoor, so she's my mistress that Ame musn't know I watch live more regularly.

[Anonymous No.]

>ChuM ChAD
Why does she use such weird capitalization?

[Anonymous No.]

Eh.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

DISCORD SEX LORE INCOMING

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775566
Because they can't stand other people being happy

[Anonymous No.]

Chumchads... We did it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775543
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775533
Its basically the same as Ame's waifu stream, except it was name + waifu + stats

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775557
"jingle bells" is "technically" one but there's really no such thing as songs specific to US thanksgiving, no.

[Anonymous No.]

Behind the scenes lore dump

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775533
Yeah, its pretty similar. Gura is just adding the name to the turkey's feathers and moving on so she is going a LOT faster than Ame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775589
SEUS Renewed.

[Anonymous No.]

>we were sitting in the discord
>our hearts were racing
DISCORD SEX CONFIRMED?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775531
What does this picture mean?

[Anonymous No.]

Our reps have paid off.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's handwriting is actually kind of cute, in an autistic child kind of way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775034
Thanksgiving is in October dammit

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775618
CEO OF SEX?

[Anonymous No.]

We're in!

[Anonymous No.]

ANON STUCK AT WORK HERE

BE MORE DESCRIPTIVE YOU FUCKERS

[Anonymous No.]

Will Gura answer Marshmallows during this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775584
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775376
Watching hololive makes me want to buy a tablet because it seems fun to mess around with even though I have no intention of drawing anything.

[Anonymous No.]

We're all chum Chads here

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775034
We don't celebrate Thanksgiving here in Atlantis, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775630
Shes writing Gonzo

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775630
she's rating dick pics from shrimps

[Anonymous No.]

kys

[Anonymous No.]

>One based anon knows we can't all get in
>Finds a way for all of us to feel included
I KNEEL

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775634
It really is. There are some really cheap ones too

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775533
More or less. Ame's waifu certificate sort of had a little more going on since it was funny to see how the waifus' stats turned out, but this turkey-make thing seems like just a bonus for zatsudan so it still works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775630
She's drawing a turkey and writing names from chat on the feathers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775442
How pathetic...

[Anonymous No.]

Chumchad bringing it in for all of us

[Anonymous No.]

>Burt's a cute name
Bandit-chads, we're in

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775617
>not AMD-compatible
Well, fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775503
Keep quiet you black creature

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775630
She's writing names in the feathers of a turkey, we chumchads made it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775630
SHE CONFIRMED THE KIARA HAS A GUN NARRATIVE

[Anonymous No.]

You're now realizing they were extremely nervous because they all watched Gen 5 debut together and they saw what happened to Aloe after she premiered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775566
History and culture are all we have burgerchama... please let us have this

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775536
Yeah, its wishful thinking. People here just dont watch her or like her that much. Even when nobody is streaming in all of Hololive and Ina is the only one, the thread ends up being mostly off topic. Remember the last minecraft stream? The hl2 part woth the antlions was thr peak activity. But that was her highest spike, something all other holos get on regular streams.
Not saying she's bad, it' s just weird how shes unpopular itt. She clearly has the viewers and subs tho.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think I can take having to spam chat every feather followed by the disappointment

[Anonymous No.]

I just w*** **, how is she picking names?

[Anonymous No.]

I pity the people in chat with kanji usernames right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775589
How do you niggers do these edits?

[Anonymous No.]

Picking just a few randoms from chat is a bad idea, should've learned from Ame's mistake.

But it's Gura so I guess everyone here is unable to accept that this isn't the best idea for a stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775543
There are so many -VIRUS fags. Who the fuck are these people, I see that Kiara Virus fag all the time under Gura/Ame's twitter posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775406
here's a tip: baiting non-chumbuds is pointless during gura streams; it gets drowned out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775237
There plenty of good guides on the internet if you want to pursue it. You can learn in an afternoon.

[Anonymous No.]

This is literally the same waifu thing ame did except less...

[Anonymous No.]

She's just writing it upside down now

[Anonymous No.]

UUÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

even if you didn't get in, at least you're a CHUMCHAD!

[Anonymous No.]

She never goona notice my comment... I give up bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775630
It's just this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775630
Chumchads rule this town again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775670
I made it in, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775659
>now realizing

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775630
This must be pretty confusing out of context huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775659
Imagine how Ame felt during Amegeddon after Aloe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775668
>JOPs don't even know what's going on

[Anonymous No.]

>cute name e-bug :3
e-bug...

[Anonymous No.]

I want her to do my name but I feel like a fucking child just thinking about trying to get her attention in chat for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775503
W-w-what?
Aren't you the blueprint of western civilization? We copy roman traditions in my asian country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775276
The pregnant gura 3d model

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775640
>Stealing Ina's content
Lazy little shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775670
More like, nobody gives a fuck because we get to her her talk anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

AMECOUNT + 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775479
stoopid

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775687
Based

[Anonymous No.]

:3 Remember to hydrate like Same-chan! We can't be ChumChads if you're dead! :3 :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775521
Her fans do art reps instead of shitposting reps, which I can respect. You can hardly ignore the fact that the majority of quality OC that is made in this thread is tako drawings.

[Anonymous No.]

Did she say what turkey make is yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>chum chad
I'm already in, I guess I can rest easy now and just listen to Gura's voice in the background

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775685
same desu I lack the retard stamina to spam chat for hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775685
Don't give up bro!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775655
I think Renewed works with AMD, it's PTGI that doesn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775670
I don't believe you. Ame doesn't make mistakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775696
I was about to say the same thing. I want my name on there, but don't want to spam me in chat. I'm trying to time it for when she looks, but that's kinda difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775670
It's arguable since she can spend a substantially less time on it if she streamlines.
Too bad her members are so fucking vast that you're probably right.
At least we're getting a pretty neat zatsudan.

[Anonymous No.]

Did Gura just doxx herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775692
I'm glad she has the thickest skin. She's had such a wild life that she can take all the punches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775696
Just forget about it and do it, if you get in then that's a nice memory that no one can take away from you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775711
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775702
She also steals from Ina's chests in minecraft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775546
Imagine fucking this autist's brain back in.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775670
Yeah its a literal copy except less effort since its just copying the name.

[Anonymous No.]

Is the stream shadow-banned? I literally didn't see it on my feed or on her channel. I had to go to the announcement on the community tab to find it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775725
What?

[Anonymous No.]

well that's a disappointment of a stream

gonna do work instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775642
this fucker is in every one of her clipped videos

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>>29775670
It's fucking soul crushing to be spamming chat in hopes she reads my name.

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>>29775697
Modern Italians don't have anything to do with Romans, anon. Modern Italians are North African x Turk/Greek admixtures

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>>29775670
We already made it, bro.

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>>29775662
I don't think it's a matter of people not watching her, they're probably just keeping her in the background. There's just nothing to talk about in her streams. She mines, farms, says some dumb puns, and three hours later, that's it. She doesn't go on massive projects or adventures like Ame, or tell interesting stories like Gura.

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>>29775738
Welcome to member only streams. Thats just how youtube does it.

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Shes going to lose track of names after 100 or so.
If she gets that far

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>>29775659
I wonder if witnessing that sort of event brought them closer together some as a gen, they seem pretty close.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's real voice just slipped for a moment!

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>>29775719
take my biggest 草

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I'm not even trying. I learned from Ame's waifu gacha.

[Anonymous No.]

i really hope i get chosen but if not, well, i'm still happy to be here talking to gura. c:

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>>29775738
That's the only place you can find member streams. Youtube dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775738
members streams are never recommended. they're unlisted.

[Anonymous No.]

>what do you want in a sushi roll Gura
>lol, just everything
Does she ever answer anything seriously?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29775738
That's typically how members only streams work

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I AM THANKFUL FOR GURA'S CUNNY TODAY

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>>29775724
Making every person in chat spam "me" every 15 seconds is just a bad idea to begin with
It would be better to just go into the participants list and randomly pick someone there, at least that way people dont flood and break the chat

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>>29775755
take your meds

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Good thing I don't give a shit about being acknowledged by Gura so I don't have to suffer having to type ME every minute of this stream.

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>>29775731
How do you steal from nothing?

[Anonymous No.]

guras gonna cry

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>>29775725
Real voice came out for 1 phrase

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>>29775712
To be blunt, I think thats a big cope. Theres no way every single takodachi does their art reps every single stream. Look at this thread now and when Ina streams. Youre telling me 100 people or so itt start their art reps and cant post a message when their oshi streams? Some, sure. But the difference is ridiculous.

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U N I T Y
N
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Y

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Well I guess I'm not shadowbanned since she saw my pizza comment.

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>>29775696
Whats more important, not looking autistic among a group of autistic vtuber fans or getting a shred of acknowledgement from your oshi?

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She read what I'm thankful for. I can die happy.

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>>29775527
>I mean the whole Execute Order 86 things right before Haachama's final EN stream was a joke right...
Haha yea. Also they saying "Bye Byeeeee" like in Haachama's thumbnail 50x while looking directly at Haachama's staircase was a coincidence too. So was moving the house, refusing to pick up materials even though chat was spamming, and only to then pick them up and get rid of specifically what Haachama needed for her house. All a coincidence.

Jokes aside, I don't think she did. But if somehow she did and it were to be exposed, I'm dropping Gura completely

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Lucky Brom

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I'm thankful for my chumbrothers.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm thankful for the non-schizo bros who share their love for their oshis here

[Anonymous No.]

Brom bias

[Anonymous No.]

What are you thankful for, anons? I'm thankful for Hololive, and for all of you faggots (yes, even the SEAniggers).

[Anonymous No.]

sounds like gura just farted

[Anonymous No.]

wait is this the content? I thought shes going to bake a turkey lol

[Anonymous No.]

I am dying of thirst and doesnt want to miss anything, please send water

[Anonymous No.]

I'm thankful for hololive and the EN branch too!

[Anonymous No.]

So now that the dust has settled can we agree that Hinotori is alright but Red Heart is better?

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ame count = 2

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>>29775794
she is, we're the turkey

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>>29775784
Finna

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>>29775788
Based!

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>>29775685
less competition

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>>29775546
It looks eerily similar to the Watame numberfagging image

[Anonymous No.]

>chumbuds congratulating brom for getting in the bird
damn, I wish all her streams had memeber only chat

[Anonymous No.]

looks like she probably will do 20 more names at most

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>>29775781
She already got Chum Chad which is enough for me.

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Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft

[Anonymous No.]

>We can't just keep playin Minecraft

I can't believe same is attacking the usagi like this

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>>29775787
Don't forget, Haachama having TNT in the thumbnail but Gura not letting her use the Creeper Farm

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>>29775780
When chat goes fast enough, top chat is RNG as to whether your message is displayed or not.

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>ame ame ame
Even in her member streams, she can't stop lusting for my wife Amelia. This mesugaki is too bold.

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>>29775809
She's minin'

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I'm sorry Gura, but I wish I didn't rush out of work just for this...

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>>29775797
Based

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>>29775788
Same I’m thankful for hlgg even if you guys can be faggots sometimes

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>>29775793
Didn't know deadbraps had Gura memberships as well.

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>>29775503
The tradition of not being able to construct a building more than five stories high, and having roads made of manure.

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>>29775798
you're stupid, she can count to 8, have u even seen her streams?

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>>29775787
Gura showed off her nicely organized and stocked dirt and stone chests she set up near Haachama's build site at the start of last night's stream schizo-kun

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>>29775801
?

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>>29775806
All streamers wish they got the money from a massive viewerbase but with max 100 actual chat participants.

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>>29775531
Please remember that before animeonly fags ruined the fandom, Jojo was a relatively big thing in Japanese subculture.

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Is it just me or are her member streams actually lower quality than her regular ones? They seem like they're her practice streams

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>>29775787
>Order 86
atleast get it right

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>>29775806
Her member streams are always so comfy. They remind me of her sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>I left my family for this Gura stream

Sigh..

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>>29775812
The shark fears the usagi
t. Japanese folklore

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>>29775777
They're certainly nowhere near as big as the chumbuds or teammates, but if you want to see if they're in the thread, just falseflag as Ina while she's streaming and you'll get the knives drawn on you real quick.

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>>29775712
>Her fans do art reps instead of shitposting reps, which I can respect.
If that were the case then her fans would be more active when she's not doing art streams. The HL got a little bit more attention, but Minecraft and Sakuna are a similar deadzone.

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>>29775816
It is? Oh so that's why I've randomly not appeared in earlier streams.

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>>29775777
But they actually do their reps? There are still 250+ unique posters in this thread during Ina streams, but the threads are slow. They maybe post once or twice but they tune in to Ina more. I should know because I'm a dead(hour)beat and I see this thread 16 hours a day. Tako hours is usually the time when deadbeats talk to each other that isn't constant shitflinging.

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>>29775839
We're your family too, anon. Whether you want us or fucking not.

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>>29775670
What did Ame do?

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>>29775839
based

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>>29775797
We were truly blessed to have such amazing and unique girls...

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>>29775833
Her member's karaoke are way better than the public ones so no.

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>BecauseofReasons is a member
Did not expect that

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>>29775788
Same, and I hope Gura reads berserk one day

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>>29775831
This really did happen hard and I'm pretty sure this isn't just me being a stereotypical /a/ contrarian

[Anonymous No.]

chumbuds are cuter than usual!

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ogayu-senpai

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I love you GURA!!!

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>>29775833
That's exactly what they are, but at least she does member streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura, I have cancer and will die tomorrow please write my name on one of those feathers

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>>29775839
I'd say based but you feel regret, therefore go fuck yourself.

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>>29775852
Waifu rating

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>>29775839
Gura doesn't have anyone to be with, we gotta be here for her.

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>Entay

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>>29775833
Nah her member karaokes and watchalongs were kino.

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>>29775833
Well campfire was a bit of a test. Member streams are good for more relaxing streams where they can be more intimate with chat.

[Anonymous No.]

i love you gura!

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I want signed Gura merch.......

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's handwriting is actually better than mine.