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Okay, /jp/, god fucking damn

I never knew what you guys saw in imoutos, but now I feel enlightened.

You see, I have a little sister, 11 years old, and we live under one roof at my parents.

Today started as a fairly normal day, I went to work, came back, ate and relaxed. I watched TV in my room and started to doze off...

>> No.2972484

then what?

did she suck your dick?

>> No.2972483

Good to know you're enlightened

>> No.2972485

>>2972476
Anyways, it was nice and relaxing, but after I woke up I found my sister lying beside me. At first I was like "What the FUCK, get the fuck out off my room" but then I saw she was crying. I immediately got a bad feeling and asked what's wrong.
Apparently she broke up with her boyfriend and was sad as hell. I had to listen to her shit for a good hour and how it came to the break-up and shit. (nothing special, really)

>> No.2972492

>11 years old
>boyfriend

>> No.2972500

>>2972476
>11 years old,
>boyfriend
This is how low society has fallen.

>> No.2972509

>11 years old
>boyfriend
SLUT

>> No.2972510

And then it was all a dream or something.

Maybe not that bad, but I have the feeling the OP is going to let us all down with his story. Jump ship while you can.

>> No.2972514

>>2972485
After that, she complained that they hadn't sex, which for some reason made her miserable and told me I was actually pretty handsome (again, I thought WTF but said nothing) and began to hug me. I let it go over me and hugged her back. After that came the fucking moment, she began to touch my ass, I coughed to show her my disapproval, but then she put my hand in my jeans and started feeling my ass! I told her to stop but she just said "Nii-san, I want you to fuck me" and I thought what the fuck again, got out of my room, grabbed my iPod and fired up my favorite IOSYS album.

I really had to get out of there.

>> No.2972525

>>2972514
>grabbed my iPod and fired up my favorite IOSYS album.
I know I'm going to end up hating this meme sometime in the near future, but right now this is fucking HILARIOUS. I lol'd good job.

>> No.2972526

You guys don't think 11 year olds have boyfriends/girlfriends these days? Do you live under a ro-

Nevermind.

>> No.2972528

>her boyfriend
>11 years old
Beat that fucking slut

>> No.2972530

>>2972525
I reported you again, Arcueid.

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>>2972514

>> No.2972537

>>2972525

Sup Arc.

>> No.2972539

>>2972514
And what happened after firing up your favorite IOSYS album in your iPod?

>> No.2972542

>>2972530
>>2972537
lol tripfag circlejerk so randum XD

>> No.2972544

>>2972525
So, did it really start with that "kill the spam, I'm gonna grab my ipod blabla"-dude?
Or was it before that.

>> No.2972545

My little sister is 12, and she has a girlfriend. I'm so happy.

>> No.2972557 [DELETED] 

>>2972545
Do they grab their iPods, and fire up their favorite IOSYS albums together?

>> No.2972560

>>2972539

i just went to the toilet and pissed after that I lived a healthy, normal life

>> No.2972564

>>2972514

Motherfucker

>> No.2972570

So I don't have to make another thread

What's your favorite IOSYS album /jp/?

>> No.2972571

3d imoutos are as disgusting as any other type of 3d pigs.

>> No.2972575

Yeah, 11 year olds don't even know what dating means! What is this shit!?

>> No.2972580

This thread is fucking hilarious.

>> No.2972577

>>2972544

This here is a revamp of the original thread:

>>2972365

It started with said story, and a guy wondered how to get such epic dreams. OP told him to workout while listening to IOSYS ON HIS IPOD.

Hilarity ensued, but a lot of shit got deleted. It was like 5 days ago or something

>> No.2972586

>>2972570
I never listened to any IOSYS.

>> No.2972587

Even 11 year olds get more action than us.

>> No.2972594

>>2972587
Her boyfriends was probably a real alfa.

>> No.2972606

>>2972557
They don't have such things.

>> No.2972613

>>2972586
well, better start now

>> No.2972623

>>2972577

>Hilarity ensued

Not really. Arc posted the same line again and again, and it wasn't hilarious.

>> No.2972627

You grabbed your iPod and played IOSYS?

That's a new low for society.

>> No.2972630

>>2972577
Yeah, I remember that thread.I was the dude with the horrible Higurashi nightmare Just wanted to check if it all started there.

>> No.2972634

>>2972623
well actually, I found it quite hilarious

though it looks like a new bel-air now, fuck

>> No.2972643

>>2972630
>Or play games non-stop. Personally, one of the freakiest dreams I've ever had was after a marathon session of Half-Life.
Seriously, last year when I was marathonning Higurashi, I almost jumped off my balcony (I live on the third floor) because I was sleepwalking and I was dreaming that Mion was on my fucking roof, laughing her ass off because she would kill me.
Then she jumped on the railing of my balcony, so I quickly got back inside and closed my door.
After that I tried to fall asleep while her fucking face was right behind the curtain, waiting for me...

Up until now, that was the most horrifying dream/delusion I've ever had. Especially the day after it happened and I realised I nearly killed myself.

>> No.2972655

>>2972643
Yes, that one

>> No.2972669

This thread gives me a slight déjà vu feeling.

>> No.2972676

>>2972530

Mossad finally got Arc?

>> No.2972684

>>2972669
Have we fallen into another recursion of time again?

>> No.2972685
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2972685

>grab your iPod
>fire up your favorite IOSYS album

>implying I would have either of those ;)

>> No.2972688

>>2972634
Sup Arc.

>> No.2972696

>>2972685

Sup Arc. I know that weird face guy thing anywhere.

>> No.2972714

>>2972688
not arc

>>2972696
it's epic fail guy, from /a/

>> No.2972729

>>2972685
>Anonymous !Jones4ZrPA
What a terrible pathetic attempt.

>> No.2972735

FUCK THIS

>> No.2972820
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2972820

DYKES DYKES CHINA

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