Hololive Global

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the big boing

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>>29688175
Well that's not what I was expecting
>>29688016
I have glasses and they don't affect the tracking on my iPhone. Her rigging is just shit.

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27000. What happened?

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>>29688247
(referring to her pregnant belly)

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>double date
GURA

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we say oh yeah here

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>You come home from work
>"Hey, how was your day?"
>Gura's in the kitchen making sous vide salmon mi cuit
>There's holes in the garden where some watermelon radishes and cucumbers used to be
>gardening equipment scattered everywhere outside
>she's beaming at you proudly while she cooks food she grew herself
>"you have to try these baby carrots, they're delicious"
>you take one, it's incredibly fresh and sweet
>you kiss her then head upstairs to change
>her soft singing follows you upstairs
>come back down, she's just put away her culinary tweezers and is finished plating
>chat about your day while enjoying salmon mi cuit in with a toasted pine nut pesto sauce, broiled pearl onions and baby carrots, with a side chopped salad made with beautiful home grown watermelon radishes and cucumbers and hydroponic microgreens in a sweet ginger champagne vinaigrette

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Gura is cuter than usual today

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SHARK PHYSICS

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First for my clown wife. I love you Polka.

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Gura is unreasonably cute today.

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Gura is not for lewd

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>that loading time

Gura, your SSD reps...

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GURA! COLLAB WITH ME ALREADY DAYO!

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Gura is a faggot

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Being smothered to death by Amelia's fat, sweaty tits!

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Post your favorite Gura pic

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>>29688251
Don't starve murdered everyone.

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GURA TIME

UOOOOOOOOOOH

https://voca.ro/12XNCC7kolaQ

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do you think ame has guras stream on another monitor right now

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So why has Gura been absent /hlgg/?

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>Gura was the kool-aid man this whole time

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>>29688251
YT shadowban beginning to take it's toll.

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She's drunk. isn't she?

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Tenchou calls you to the office for emergency penis inspection and gives you this look. What do you do?

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>>29688270
Is this Calli or Mori?

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i think gura just woke up a couple of hours ago

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GARR GOORUH

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What was the first Ame mention in Gura's stream today, anons?

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Redpill me on selakiir. Why does he always get such a nice reaction from Gura?

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>>29688259
FRENCH FRIES FRENCH FRIES FRENCH FRIES

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>>29687984
Nevermind i found it, its unlisted now for some reason.
I'd love to see Gura play Taiko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbPj5vfprIQ

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>>29688259
>be anon
>you're sprawled out on the couch, watching some anime
>work was tough today, don't want to do anything
>from the kitchen, the bells and dings of pots and plates come out as they're washed
>a small piece, straight from the hands of Gura as she does the dishes
>the sounds of dishwashing and anime blur together as you slowly doze off, and your couch seems to envelop you
>something's touching your nose
>it's fine, really fine, the kind of fine that teases your senses about whether or not it's really there
>you open your eyes to a messy mass of grey
>wearing a long t-shirt, Gura's pressed up next to you on the couch
>you wrap your arm around her and bring her closer
>as you pull, you can feel every inch of her back press against you
>with a little effort, you intertwine your legs with hers
>Gura moans a little in protest at being moved, but she doesn't wake up
>as you awake to a reality full of Gura, her warmth makes it harder and harder to fall asleep again
>while you lay and think, you become aware that in the distance, another heartbeat has joined the server
>you relax to the soft beat of that sweet metronome, and hold her just a little tighter

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ame scratching her arm ASMR!

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>>29688281

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>>29688251
Vshojo

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Alright was an anon counting excuses/whines/whatever the third one was from ame's stream today? Wanna try doing those exercises.

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baby check

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Gura is more erotic than usual today.

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>>29688275
She needs to collab with her sister first.

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>>29688270
Not even death itself can stop me.

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>come and rape me
GURA, NO

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>>29688270
let the lolicons be, Mori

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>>29688281

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GROW I BEG YOU

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I love Amelia so so much! She's so cute...

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Would you eat Gura's ass?

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>>29688259

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Gura? more like QTra

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>>29688298
upper limit red spacha

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>Glasses mess up Live2D tracking

Every day I am thankful I got laser eye surgery

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>>29688270
Fuck off Mori I hate you

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>>29688281
This is my fav
>>29688259

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>on spoofy

She watches game grumps

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is it me or Gura's more talkative than usual?

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>>29688251
Thanks giving travel and shit man

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>I wasn't listening
Shes not gunna understand the coin flip

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Avacado
aVacado
avAcado
avaCado
avacAdo
avacaDo
avacadO

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>>29688270
Please Mori, this shark brat wont stop teasing me.

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Gura teaches physics.

What will we learn?

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I LOVE AMELIA WATSON SO GOD DAMN MUCH

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Is Gura actually drunk today? I thought she gave up alcohollism....

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AVOCADO

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>>29688251
Schedule timezone fuckery might have thrown off some regulars.

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>>29688285
Already time again to post our UOOOOOOOOOHHHHs? https://voca.ro/1dpmKe9FfneP

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rrobin

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>>29688277
Say that again i will find and kill your mother

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RAWR

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>tfw gura cant afford taiko so she watches youtube vids and air drums

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>>29688281

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>>29688285
You sound like isolated anime dub vocals

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>>29688270
Haha let's throw them in horny jail!! xD

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nene is having so much fun this is adorable

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>loli
she said the thing

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Dude...

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>>29688326
Ina wears glasses and it never messes up her live2D

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>>29688249
Now that's a fish I haven't seen in a long time

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>>29688333
>>29688343
Here's a narrative:
She remembered to cash in her paycheck and ate well today

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>>29688281

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>the gcal

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She sounded so cute when she said "dude"

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Gura said dood!

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>dude
SHE is leaking

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>>29688343
>Dude

Ok ya she's def drunk, and she's acting different.

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>>29688251
Soma is very liked b the people that played, thjat's not really that many compared to other games, is pretty much considered kusoge by the main audience

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I just want to say that "I Love it When You Send Me Big Akas" is actually a fantastic piece of music and some of the best OC that has come out of here. BIG UPS.

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Dating tips with Ame! Ame splitting the bill! Handholding with Ame!

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HIDE CUNNY THREADS
IGNORE GURA POSTS
DO NOT REPLY TO CHUMBUD POSTERS

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Mori is either going to not get all three membership streams out this month, or she's going to kill herself by skipping sleep again.

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>>29688271
Can someone get this shark a PC from this decade?

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>>29688341
Numbers.

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>>29688298
He's regular donos

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avacodo

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>>29688346
americans have also begun traveling

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>>29688312
One day

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Splitting the bill with Ame and going for the handhold!

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>>29688147
>minority view
Don't get me wrong, it still is from what I can tell, I've just noticed a non-trivial number of posts mentioning it personally. Enough to make me think about how they might appeal to similar people in some ways.

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>>29688341
why are her eyes bleeding?

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Avocado
Pregnant
Abortion

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Gura my fucking sleep reps...

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>>29688275
Ironically Pikamee got triggered by retards spamming her chat about a holo collab

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>>29688370
no mold in the soup today!

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>>29688342
So do i anon...

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>>29688379
Someone get Cali to sing it
Please don't

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Is it okay to sexualize the shark?

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>handholding
CANCEL THIS SLUT

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>>29688281

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>Early morning stream planned
JP collab?

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>>29688322
Do you really have to ask?

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>>29688297
Thanking her for helping out with some technical issues

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>>29688259
Ame is so lucky

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>>29688281

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>hand holding on the first date
holy shit

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>>29688383
She mentioned in her schedule post that they're all this week

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Okay, today I'm actually going to watch an entire Gura stream and see if I change my mind about her sense of humor being bad. After the stream is over I will write a 600 word review of it and post it in this thread.

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>>29688379
You can pay us back by posting your fucking members schedule, Mori.

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>>29688376
kill yourself

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>>29688281

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>>29688343
She is for sure at least tipsy. I love it. She's so loose and bubbly right now.

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>>29688333
>>29688343
I sucked her dick before she went live.

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Whats going on? She's so upbeat and energetic

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did anyone clip "dude"

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>>29688362
yeah haha lets bonk the thread fellow redditbud

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Is Soma that game with literally retarded MC?

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>>29688368
Are they still banned from /a/?

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>>29688406
Of course!

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>>29688281

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>Holding hands on the first date
THE BLISS

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>>29688404
This place would be unusable for a bit, but it would be hilarious.

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>from 40-50k average
>to 23-29k
The magic is dead.
HoloEn's a mistake.

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Can you bet Gura in a fist fight?

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>Who would have THONK?
mmm...

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>>29688362
Kill me

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>saying dude a bunch
>seems like she might be drunk
Guys... is it... HER?

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>>29688342
ogey goorah, please focus on your stream for now though.

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Is it me or is Gura having more fun with this than with minecraft?

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>>29688406
It's not only okay but heavily encouraged.

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>needs more cowbell

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>>29688251
EN honyemoon is over, the hype ended and only her regular audience remains, and honestly 25-30k is much better than I expected, good for her

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>>29688281

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>ame splits the bill
>ame hand holds on the first date
what a gal...

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>
>
avcd

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>>29688418
I will actually read this.

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>>29688395
that's not surprising, she's been very adamant about not bothering EN and asked everyone to not spam their chats since the beginning

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>Chat reflects the streamer
confirmed Ina is a very wise priestess unfortunately I watch all the holos so that means there's a little toxic gremlin in me too THANKS AMELIA

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>>29688322
I'd dig my tongue so deep up her rectum I'd burn myself with her stomach acid.

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>>29688431
Yes

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Okay. Gura has definitely been drinking before stream. But now I want to know, why? Narrative bros?

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>>29688447
these are her favorite type of games

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>ignores Robin after the first conversation
ADHD shark

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>Posting schedule early
>Early morning stream
>Not hungry
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHERE IS GURA

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Ame says don't pay your date's bill, remember that

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GURA WATCH OUT THE MELEEFAGS ARE GOING TO KIDNAP YOU

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>>29688291
Eagerly comply.

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Having the chat on Ame's stream really shows just how delayed my messages are, JESAS.

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>high-energy
>happy
>reading superchats
Did Gura get laid last night?

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Why is every EN fanbase so talented? All 5 of them get amazing content

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>>29688379
It's stuck in my head
>>29688447
She likes playing horror games especially when they're not shit

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Based namo

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How can anyone deny gurame at this point?

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>>29688374
glad I wasnt the only one who thought that

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>>29684015
Mori deserves to be black, she is a rapper after all

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>>29688425
She's "Hydrated"

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>>29688251
people who were watching the sports festival and couldn't catch up with part1 (I just did in the nick of time, sorry Ame)

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>>29688387
Puffy smol avocados UUUOOOOOHHHHHH

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I love cunny
I love Gawr Gura
And I love you faggots

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>>29688447
Yeah, no shit. This game is not open world.

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>>29688414
That's a big tent.

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>>29688440
(you) are a mistake

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>>29688458
Avcd
aVcd
avCd
avcD

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>>29688165
We'll need a counter by the end of the stream.

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>
>
burnt avocado

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>>29688440
you got a rrat in your head, don't post in the thread

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>>29688251
Gura lost a LOT of viewers since the holojp sports event, maybe she pissed off a lot of her jp following
Or just youtube algorithm shenanigans
Decent chance her boost/hype is over

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>>29688472
yes Gura and Ame finally met

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>>29688362
Le epic BONK! SLKDJLSKJFGFLADKJFALFKJ

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Gura is criminally cute today.

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>>29688409
i just checked all the EN schedules and i have no idea what that was about

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She's so hyper today.

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THE PROBLEM WITH GURA'S EYES ISN'T HER FUCKING EYES FLICKERING YOU RETARDS
HER EYES ARE MISLEVELED
ONE PUPIL IS HIGHER THAN THE OTHER

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>>29688382
Based HERfag

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>>29688326
Multiple other holos wear glasses, the problem is not the glasses.

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what the FUCK is that sandwich she just described

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>Your oshi
>Your favourite food
>When did you last eat it.

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>bread with 2 chicken nuggets, soft-boiled egg, and mayo

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Gura that is not a healthy sandwich

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>>29688418
>>29688459
I will actually pretend to read this and then reply with rrat bait

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>>29688447
she did mention story-based horrors are a favorite of hers

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>>29688493
Jesas my poor fucking arms

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>>29688472
the emergency erp from Ame earlier pepped her up

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You're still watching your oshi right, Teamates?

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>>29688479
shes black in soul, its fine

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>bread
>chicken nuggets
>an egg
>mayo

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>>29688281

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>>29688343
I thought this meme died, someone should kill it again

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What a fuckin awful sandwich damn

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That sandwich sounds disgusting what the fuck

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>>29684015
only the first three on the first row look good

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>>29688418
i will reply with ogey

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I'd eat it.

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>>29688281

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>>29688466
She's got mega-ADHD and also missed out on 80% of the stuff in Delta.

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>bread
>two chicken nuggers
>a soft boiled eggs
>and some mayonnaise
WHAT EVEN IS THAT

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>Amelia made the ending
Huh. Wow I wonder if she made the trailer too...

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>>29688432
Yeah, mods HATE IT still

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>Ame was planning on giving us a lore video

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>>29688472
Ame confessed.

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>>29688281

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>>29688507
what if the 10pm stream is actually early and she's telling us she's flying to jp?

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>>29688281
Please don't make me choose

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>>29688518
SURVEYPOST WHEN GURA IS STREAMING???????
KILL YOURSELF NIGGER

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>>29688251
>27000. What happened?
her sister is streaming

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>ywn be gura's sandwich

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I get the point is the girl and not the game, but I do wish she'd pay at least a little attention

I am slightly frustrated

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>>29688466
If a shark stops moving it dies anon.

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LORE

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>>29688466
Gawr "hey what's your favorite dinosaur" Gura, absolutely does not have the attention span for environmental storytelling. People saying she should play Bioshock are insane.

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>>29688501
/hlg/ dogfucker detected

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>>29688528
BASED sandwich

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This is true.

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>>29688539
A ghetto chicken salad sandwich.

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>she loves haachama
narratives destroyed

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>>29688429
it could have been you. if you like clips maybe consider doing the bare minimum and learn to clip.

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So teamates, care to explain why your oshi endorses handholding on the first date?

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Whoa new lore.
I hope Ame and Ina get back to that video someday. The secret files are hiding more than we thought.

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>time travel was always part of the lore

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>I love Haachama
Aaaaaaaaah, the sound of naive rrats dying!

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>>29688281

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Bros she's so energetic and talkative, wtf happened?

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>>29688518
Kiara
French fries
Today

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>>29688409
Maybe but early morning for NA lines up with late late night for JP (after midnight). If they were trying to collab it'd be easier to do it in the NA evening which lines up with JP midday/early afternoon.

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>>29688343
Jesus Christ have you faggots never been around a drunk person? She's just happy anon.

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>Gura's dinner

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holy shit, Ame has basically done EVERYTHING in terms of preparing holoEN for debut and a shit ton of stuff afterward. does cover actually do ANYTHING?

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>Bread
>Chickennuggets
>Egg
>Mayo
Gura confirmed for living in or around Ohio, only a midwesterner would make a sandwich like that.

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AO HELPED AME AS A CHILD
NEW LORE FANFIC BROS

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>>29688512
Wrong

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>>29688504
hololive is reddit, more news at 11

[Anonymous No.]

Just a quick reminder to not put your rrats in space.

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Ame has met Ina's mod. Interesting.

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>Listen I love Haachama
Sure thing... that's why you moved your house...

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>>29688281

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>>29688322
I'd slurp Gura's asshole like my morning coffee.

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NARRATIVEFAGS CANNOT STOP LOSING HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>29688417
It's already Wednesday and she has other streams planned this week already, And she also still has scythe swinging lessons, as well as finishing Kiara's MV.

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>>29688526
Yeah, why wouldn't I be?

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>Amelia met Ina when she was a loli
UMMMM BASED?

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Gura - Haachama collab when?

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>>29688251
Now begins the climb all the holos face after the hype is dead, now is time to see if Gura can stand the test of time, that being said, 28K matress is pretty fucking nice base audience

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>Gura, the narrative destroyer

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>>29688580
they buy the iphone and set you up with artists for your avatar

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>listen, don't compare me to that australian retard
what did gura meant by this?

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Gura

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>>29688539
Mayo and eggs together are delicious.

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>>29688579
jesas

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It seems that she forgot to take her ADHD meds

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>>29688472
She saw the last thread, the one with the cunny floodgates flung open, and rubbed one out before the stream

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>>29688512
I remember pointing this shit out before her debut, calling her rigging shit and blind schizos here telling me that her rigging was fine

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>>29688605
based

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>maybe you can tweet it at me
Nice. The faggot begging for her to email/DM him got fucking told.

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>>29688281

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>>29688588
No shit, she's moderated her chat for her before.

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>>29688579
Gura stop posting your fucking dinner here and play the game

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>>29688541

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>>29688558
If you were a detective you'd be broke by now schizochama

[Anonymous No.]

Don't you guys enjoy having less viewers in the streams? It makes them objectively more enjoyable.

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>>29688499
NAPALM STICKS TO SHAAAKS

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>egg
>mayo
>chicken patties
Imagine Gura's breath holy shit

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Mayo with chicken...

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>>29688579
Wtf

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Guys I can't watch the stream because I'm at work, can you liveblog it for me? Thanks cuties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688592
We call them losers

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>>29688608
based. her personality isn't a disease and i'm sick of people telling her it is.

[Anonymous No.]

I appreciate how Simon's voice actor does a spectacular job of sounding like a complete goddamn retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688581
i make weird shit like that and im by the coast

[Anonymous No.]

Will we ever get a holo EN who is smart and good at games?

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>>29688539
Chicken Mayonegg. It's Canadian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688512
It's her lighting. We know Ame plays in perfect darkness, Gura probably has a light off to the side that fucks with her glasses + reflections.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688609
Gura found the yuri erotica of her and Ame, then rubbed one out right before the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688251
Literally shadow banned

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688570
Guess that explains why she always had the clock.
She probably just forgot to bring it up on debut because nerves and sleep, so she had to throw it in there later on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688581
>Ohio
PLEASE
GIVE ME A REASON TO LIVE IN THIS HELLHOLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688518
Gura
Spaghetti
Yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688518
Kiara
Pesto Fettuccine
Dunno like a month

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's sandwich sounds delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688622
Imagine her farts

[Anonymous No.]

GURA NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688322

There is a top tier for asses I would rim until they orgasmed and Gura is among them

[Anonymous No.]

gura and haachama cooking collab soon!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688579
people eat that? what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>profile pic
Do chumbuds really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688594
Tell her, not me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688581
Ohio shark is my favorite theory

[Anonymous No.]

Gura and Haachama cooking!

[Anonymous No.]

ONE MORE NARRATIVE REJECTED
>>29688625
Gura is cuter than usual

[Anonymous No.]

Gura stop...the you hate haachama narrative...stop killing it

[Anonymous No.]

I've been bikeshedding my archive script, figured I'd post the updated version if anyone else found it useful. Directions in the comments at the top.
https://ghostbin.co/paste/7son
I apologize for the format, combined it into one file for the paste

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688628
is this bait or are you really this retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura confirmed as next guest on Haachama cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

I like Kiara's rigging

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE MARIO

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688640
We have a really low cost of living.

[Anonymous No.]

CAN YOU STOP LYING BRAT!?
WE KNOW YOU HATE HER

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688580
The exposure that gets you those hundreds of thousands of subscribers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688539
im in canada and id eat this

[Anonymous No.]

how's the jumpscare for this game
t. heart attack anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688581
>Discord doxed Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688518
Kiara
Spic food called milanesa
About two weeks, I dont visit my mom often enough

[Anonymous No.]

I love Ame-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688518
Gura
Mushroom Cheesesteak
Yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688661
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688285
hopefully this will finally quench the cunnyposters

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688616
What stream was this? I remember this happening, but not why.

[Anonymous No.]

>I would love to cook with Haachama

Make it so!

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura pretending she would collab
What Gura doesn't know is that WE know for a fact Haachama asked her already weeks ago...

Sorry Gura but you got exposed here

[Anonymous No.]

So Amelia met Ina when she was a child?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688581
I live in the Midwest and I wouldn't make that shit

[Anonymous No.]

EnMa, stop telling the girls to kill narratives.
Onegai...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688568
Sorry, she's a very degenerate person - but we like her that way!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688632
Only if Holostars EN becomes a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688343
She is. The better question would be, why is she drunk today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688650
GURA
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688658
Amazing how she's able to top her cuteness every stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688655
>horsefuckers

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688655
yes chumbuds are cancer what else is new

[Anonymous No.]

>QUARANTINED
GURA IS GOING TO GET THE COOF!

[Anonymous No.]

Oh yeah, this part, where shit starts getting fucked up

>>29688671
Not really any. Its underwater amnesia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688418
I will definitely reply with ogey no matter what you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688667
YOUR RRATS ARE USELESS HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688655
Are chumbuds pedophiles? Is that really a question, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>squeeze me
uooh

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688665
10/10 stream, Ame was cuter today for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>squeeze me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688671
Not too bad, but they're still there so be careful.

[Anonymous No.]

squeeze gura's cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura
>Gura's cooking
>never

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688281

[Anonymous No.]

>Squeeze me
SHUT THE FUCK UP CHUMBUDS. DON'T YOU EVEN DARE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688665
undocked/10
didn't expect kino but we got it

[Anonymous No.]

So if Amelia time traveled by accident as a kid, that would explain why Ina drew loli Ame.
Please release the secret files soon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688665
>finished game
>fun moments
great/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688655
With the highest amount of subs, I’d say she’s statistically more likely to attract the largest amount of trash

[Anonymous No.]

>So busy having ADHD and talking that she doesn't even know what is happening right now.

[Anonymous No.]

JESAS FUCK MY EARS, AME WWWWHHYYYY

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688618
I HATE IT

[Anonymous No.]

Waachama!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688281

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688588
That's probably what the loli Ame that Ina mentioned was for. Art for when she met AO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688551
Whoa anon, you need to take your blood pressure meds before you pop another vein.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688632
You need to find a girl who's smart and good at games first.

Or just make a babiniku.

[Anonymous No.]

Ame completely lost her marbles

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688501
the event was on the 20th, the fuck you on about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688655
We've always known that the majority of chumbuds outside of this place are like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688661
He's right. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688534
I would like a tan JP but would hate a tan EN if it was voiced by an actual negress
Americans won't shut the fuck up about their narrative that tan girls in anime are black

[Anonymous No.]

BING
BING
WAAAHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>hackerman
SHE'S HERE

[Anonymous No.]

Gura spends Sunday and Monday off so she can write down all the narratives you guys post and then immediately debunk them on Tuesday. It's happened more than once now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688458
agct

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688655
No

[Anonymous No.]

What the hell ame if it wasn't for the KFP sonic attack I'd complain about my ears hurting

[Anonymous No.]

Thank Jesus for being born in the same era as Amelia.

[Anonymous No.]

Bing bing wahoo mindbroke Ame...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688539
Delicious, that's what that is

t. burger

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688281

[Anonymous No.]

>She's hyper
>Not as shy
>Doesn't hold back talking about other members that aren't Ame
>Saying gibberish
I think Gura is drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688688

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688673
Isn't this just cotaletta/schnitzel

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688620
its not just you, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688665
I only got to catch the superchat reading/10

[Anonymous No.]

>Your not oshi
>Your survey post
>Should you survey post at 360 posts in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688670
What does being in Canada have to do with your food preferences? I'm Canadian too and would eat it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Amelia literally huskily muttered my name while I ate Pasta
See you later virgins

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688750
It's a twitch emote...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688655
Reminder: Your past is never far away.
https://pastebin.com/MZdM1jEc

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688655
I had no idea these fuckers even still existed

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688687
Liar

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688728
>ina drew loli ame
where is this from

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688551
Anon always survey post

[Anonymous No.]

>Fuck the chinks
Gura you can't say that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688486
TASUKETE BASED RRAT, I'LL EAT IT AAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688737
I HATE SURVEYNIGGERS

[Anonymous No.]

Why does Gura eat like a hobo?

[Anonymous No.]

I love when the girls play Mario and say my name for free

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688665
She beat Bowser. Everything else is extra.

[Anonymous No.]

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688765
Your underage is showing
>>29688776
I still have no clue what this is

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688782
Oh, we have that in California too

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688663
It’s fantastic, yes. I honestly don’t know if she would still be my oshi if all of her animations weren’t so fluid and cute

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you can make Gura's sandwich

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688775
stolen like everything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688581
nigga that's what young people eat

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688726
Me but hornier

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688322
Would tongue-punch till I was throat-deep in her colon, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>be system engineer
She thinks i am smart suck it losers

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame INSTANTLY in Gura's stream
cute!

[Anonymous No.]

is Gura always this disconnected to what's going on in the games she plays?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688726
Gura plays games for "run from spooky monster" not the story. She's basically the complete opposite of Ina. Can't really fault her for that.

[Anonymous No.]

Bloop love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688790
Once a gremlin, always a gremlin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688791
Me too, Yoshi

[Anonymous No.]

>"Audio troubles"
Sure it was

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688281

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688782
Man, this shit is so good. Skyline is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688665
8/10 great stream, actual sufferingkino and hilarity ensued with plenty of comfy moments surrounding them. Ame is the funniest HoloEN.
I've really loved her Mario series personally and genuinely look forward to her next Mario playthrough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688772
Probably because poutine is kind of weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688665
>One of my favorite games
>My favorite girl
Easy 10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688665
Her undocking the switch only to die 30 seconds later killed me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688780
>He hasn't seen the Ina Ame Zatsudan collab
bro? Your vod reps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688750
Are you implying that using twitch lingo means she's in these threads? Because you are more right than you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688655
My Little Shark: Shitposting is magic

[Anonymous No.]

Don't collab with the leech attention gura

[Anonymous No.]

GURAMEBROS

[Anonymous No.]

AME

[Anonymous No.]

Bros, the CEO of Dogs is playing a dog game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688665
cuter than usual/10
it was pretty fun. I had to skip a large section of it in thee middle, but the bowser fight was fun and there were a lot of good moments overall

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688539
It’s called poor food and creativity >>29688765
Nah she forgot to take her adhd meds

[Anonymous No.]

>stream started buffering before and during Ame's extra at the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688804
Its okay we both know how little you actually do.

[Anonymous No.]

GURAME CONFIRMED AGAIN. GURAME BROS THIS IS TOO MUCH WINNING

[Anonymous No.]

When will Gura play Little Nightmares? Do you need permission to stream ir?

[Anonymous No.]

ame is a good friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688806
First Gura stream?

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Gura so obsessed with Ame?
Please no meme answers like discord sex, I want to know the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

Ame is a good friend
>FRIEND
WTF AMESAME WAS ALL BUT CONFIRMED FUCKING THING SUCKS!

[Anonymous No.]

Have drunkposters never met a person who is happy

[Anonymous No.]

Ame is a very good girl friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688769
>Gura
>Are you a glownigger
>Always

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame is a very good friend
Guramebros...

[Anonymous No.]

>"ame is a very good friend"
>yes, she's very good...
NARRRATIVES????

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame is a very good friend ;)
WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame is a very very good friend, very good
Gurame bros?!

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame is a very good friend
she sounded sad....

[Anonymous No.]

She is addicted to both alcohol and gambling bros. I'm sorry but I don't want to watch this kind of washed up losers

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688780
They told us in the Ina/Ame ramune collab that Ina drew some stuff for Watson's debut that didn't get used including loli Ame.

[Anonymous No.]

>Friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688518
Ame
Oatmeal
This Morning

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame is a very good FRIEND
GURAMEBROS

[Anonymous No.]

They're so cute together

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688665
Probably the best one out of the Mario streams

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame is a very good friend...
>Yes....a friend....

GurAme bros?!?!?

[Anonymous No.]

Very good FRIEND
GURAME DEAD IN THE WATERS

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame is only a very good friend
Nooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688312
One day, Kana...
One day

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688836
this is true

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688588
Huh? She said that on stream???

[Anonymous No.]

That's another 20 pushups chumbuds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688793
Oh shit get the fuck out of here!

[Anonymous No.]

GURAMEFAGS BTFO ONCE AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I had a friendship like Ame and Gura do

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688740
Seems like there's a lot of people missing live streams and watch the VOD's later. I think she needs to stream earlier than 6pm

[Anonymous No.]

gura's fidget spinner...

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't that lore story Ame was talking about close to the one comic thing that chink is making? I mean since it's connected to Ina and the ancient ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688849
DIS
CORD
SEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688829
https://streamable.com/e4k1m1

[Anonymous No.]

Gura there's another fucking door right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688486
needs skinwalker kiara

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688581
That's just the poorfag sandwich anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688665
10/10 because she got SO mad at that part she undocked the switch and still died the first time in handheld mode

[Anonymous No.]

>Fidget spinners
>Year ago
Man, Gura's getting old

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame is a VERY good friend
Uh.... lewd...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688798
Twitch memes are all stolens from 4chan or futaba

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688281

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688859
>>29688857
SHE EXPLICITLY OMITTED "FRIEND"

[Anonymous No.]

Can she stop talking about Ame? We are here to see Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>Good friend
AAAAAAA MY NAIVE RRAT

[Anonymous No.]

NO FUCKING SHIT THEY'RE NOT DATING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688821
i saw it, must not have heard

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688838
Ame saved her life when she was a child, but it happens in the future so Ame doesn't know yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688865
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

GURA IS SAD THAT SHE'S ONLY FRIENDS WITH AME

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688838
They're good friends anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688665
Did anybody get an exact count of how many /fit/ reps i have to do now?

[Anonymous No.]

>Paying to little attention to the game that Catherine is straight up just calling her a fucking retard now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688874

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688869
Special Ed confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688849
>>29688865
She can't just admit to the Discord sex yet anon

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame forces gura to call her a friend

[Anonymous No.]

she's ₕᵤhaʰᵃing a lot today

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688766
Dunno either of those but its just beef cooked in eggs and spices with mashed potatoes

[Anonymous No.]

GurAmebros...we lost again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688888
Tell that to Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688888
I disagree with your post but respect your digits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688681
I dont remember I wanna say either one of the witcher streams or after the first time chat raided someone

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688888
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688636
>shadow banned
no it's not

[Anonymous No.]

>sees scary dark place
>okay I'm going the other way
Lol

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how these two straight women feel about getting constantly shipped together

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688343
>>29688692
She realized she's going to be spending Thanksgiving alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688897
As a fan of Fubuki, she should have seen this coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688893
>>29688911
SHE WANTS TO DATE AME. THATS WHY SHE SOUNDED SO SAD SAYING FRIEND

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688751
If there was a tan EN you just know if the person voicing the character was non-black sjws would get mad, thats my only qualm with it so I don't really want any tan or black EN

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688847
I'd watch a Gura casino stream

[Anonymous No.]

>Kiara's live2d rig gets upgraded
>"anything else you want changed?"
https://streamable.com/t2njks

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688838
Ame is a very good friend to her

[Anonymous No.]

/u/fags are mentally ill

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688919
Risu yo

[Anonymous No.]

I know, old dead streamer game, but I sorta want to see how they play Half Dead 2. When all but one is dead and they're rooting them on...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688793
>>29688864
WHAT ARE YOU DOING GO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688899
580 squats
20 situps
70 pushups

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688907
She is drunk, now shut the fuck up HERfag

[Anonymous No.]

Amelia:
>Helped literally all of her Genmates during/before debut with all techical issues
>Animated the overall Gen ending screen
>Animated Gura's starting and loading screen
>Might have been the one to make the EN trailer
>Helps EN with all their technical issues to this day
>Made Kiara's Talk show intro
>Makes every collab go smoothly by tard wrangling
>Has started game trends that even JP follows
How fucked would EN be without Amelia? She really is the glue of this entire generation.

[Anonymous No.]

gura should really stop drinking, its not good for the baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688838
Ame is like sunshine to her.
No, that's not a meme answer.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688935

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688887
>he posted it

[Anonymous No.]

Why she likes toys so much...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688868
Pretty much this. Peak starting times have always been 5pm-6pm PST.
Besides it's just the numberfags freaking out. 31k is still stupid numbers for a game like Soma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688838
Landline Sex

[Anonymous No.]

Why are /u/fags so annoying and retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

ₕᵤhaʰᵃ

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688934
Gura Vegas Stakes stream when?

[Anonymous No.]

HYPER HAPPY GURA one of the BEST GURA

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688924

To be fair, it's not our fault girls are VERY gay-sounding when they do get along very well.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I want to gently but firmly fuck this shark until she has multiple orgasms and her eyes roll back into her silly little head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688924
they could be totally straight and still get off to it

[Anonymous No.]

What did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>Come to my place
>You got any toys...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688941
You can't stop me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688932
>gura will never get a tanned school swimsuit alt costume
Why even live?

[Anonymous No.]

AME AME AME

[Anonymous No.]

>Router
oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688932
Would Cover even care about SJW types bitching? They don't pay the bills

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688947
you've got the wrong guy, i love gura and never talk about her drinking or HER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688950
Everyday we learn more about why Amelia was chosen

[Anonymous No.]

she's literally obsessed with ame...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688924
>local man discovers a massive part of the virtual youtuber performance
They don't care and it's part of the job, every JP has been doing it for years

[Anonymous No.]

>Got any toys?
>Pencil sharpener, uuuuooooohhhh!

[Anonymous No.]

AME PLEASE COME HELP ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688862
She said she met The Ancient Ones during the super chat reading when someone asked about when she met the rest of her gen mates.

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't this section of the game where
you need to simulate lives and kill that guy over and over again

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688897
She didn't. She said they are VERY good friends.

= code for dating now

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688936
Bigger

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Gura wants the Ame tech support voice.

[Anonymous No.]

This next part kinda fucked with me when I played it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688882
Isn't she the youngest EN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688914
>>29688681
I'm pretty sure it was her Minecraft collab with Kiara. That was her first stream after she blew up at backseaters in TW3.

[Anonymous No.]

wait, when did gura stop calling her Watson?

[Anonymous No.]

That's another 40 pushups.... holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688967
>Hyper Happy Gura
So drunk Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688790
Her parents would leave her alone on the island for days at a time. She had to make food last.

[Anonymous No.]

>Finds a router, shouts for Ame

Gura is literally finding any excuse to talk to Ame right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688944
>580 squats
can we reduce it to 58?

[Anonymous No.]

>this fucking memory section
Strap in, this is going to be a long fucking stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688982
It hurts

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Can Gura go ONE stream without mentioning Ame?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688979

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688950
Honestly it's true. I just hope you Teamates convince her to do her fucking japanese reps so we can get more good collabs with her senpais. One of you fuckers needs to convince her to start Wanikani after she finishes learning katakana.

[Anonymous No.]

AAAA IT'SAA ROUTER AMECHAN TASUKETE!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688976
You're right, we can't stop the mental illness. You have to realize it on your own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688964
Comes with being a tranny

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689010
there is as much to suggest she's the oldest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689016
When she got closer to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688932
There is not even any tan JP. Flare doesn't count because she's an elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688971
Based

[Anonymous No.]

So Gura took those days of because she had a relapse? She's approaching...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689016
Once her love took hold completely

[Anonymous No.]

mori's boondock saints watchalong is very fun (just got around to watching it)

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689017
I'm out of shape man, I've got about 20 more in me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689022
Shes literally had Ame help her with her router before anon. Its a callback

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688363
She is having such a great time
now make her play Tokyo Jungle

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688740
She had 45k avg before the event, and after the event her avg viewers have been: 31k, 36k, 22k and currently 24k (though the last one isn't finished so the avg viewers are quite low by nature), but the difference is still there even if you use maximum viewership

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688936
I'm glad she fixed her tits, while jello tits can be nice the realistic firmness is way better since they have a nice spring to them now

[Anonymous No.]

NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE SIX GORILLIONNNNNN

[Anonymous No.]

>the mighty gura at 32k
XAXAXAXAXAXA

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688989
don't respond to stupid bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689023
at least a 100

[Anonymous No.]

>her playing with the props

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688936
i forgot she had a sword and shield...
bad design

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688944
>580 squats
Everything else is okay, but whoever thought 10 squats per complaint was a good idea is a fucking madman, knowing that complaining is all she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689033

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688956
AAAH IT'S TOO CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688964
mental illness does that to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688944
Good fucking lord
>>29689028
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688967
She is high anon

[Anonymous No.]

>open stream
>AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME
What the fuck, when did Gura become like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688838
Ame kept meeting and befriending Gura in all timelines where she leapt, to the point that Ame's existence became engraved into Gura's very existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689047
Don't be like that, Anon. Now you're just provoking her

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is fuckin killin it tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689064
That's what she gets for continuously ignoring EUchads, the most powerful of all chads

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689016
Anon, she literally called her Watson like 5 min ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688588
My wild guess is that they know each other at since may/june, my reps lead me to this answer by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame is just Gura's Daybit
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689074
cocaine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688847
See ya, ESL-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689028
Can anyone? she lives rent free in everyone's minds

[Anonymous No.]

>dog with a santa hat is cuter than the anime girl
This is like a shot of diabetes directly into my veins.

[Anonymous No.]

For a loli Gura sure doesn't talk like one.

[Anonymous No.]

YES GURA I WANNA STICK THIS IN THAT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689050
Someone post her obviously reenacting the FIREFIGHT scene as it was happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688988
they would get silenced for bitching about the roommate

[Anonymous No.]

Gura I love you but I swear to god, if you ignore every piece of instruction we're gunna be here all day

[Anonymous No.]

Which is worse? tranny or /u/nigger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688956
Cute Ame!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689078
TWINTAILS UOOOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689078
she forgot to take her meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688964
Delusional trannies that killed the ship for me
I wish they stay on their containment board

[Anonymous No.]

Gura actually seems a little drunk

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689078
she's literally me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688964
Why are anti-/u/fags so annoying and retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689087
>Gura is fuckin klillin it tonight
ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689064
намберфаги, на веревку

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689033
She bought a lot of textbooks (Genki&stuff) and is doing a JP stream this week

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is exceptionally sassy today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689096
She's JC

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688957
F-friend?

[Anonymous No.]

...does gura actually eat paper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689047
doxxbuds doxxing now etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689078
I don't want her to stop it's cute

[Anonymous No.]

>open thread
>anons numberfagging Guras Ame mentions
>the rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689078
She's starting to become your average /hlgg/ Teamate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689060
Ogey schizo, literally no place but /hlg/ cared and they don't watch her anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688932
Cover wouldn't care as this anon brings up >>29688988
Japs don't have much of a hand in the nigger politics cookie jar so they would do what every anime studio has been doing for years and just get a nip to voice it. Not like any anime/streaming/VA interested negress women exist in the first place that would pass the audition, the role would go to a white person or an asian american if it was to be an EN

[Anonymous No.]

The Hinako Note shark eats paper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689102
you

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689064
Bro are you ok do you need a wellness check

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689095
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688870
I guess, but I'd imagine that she doesn't suffer abuse and self-harm through it. Also she's an adult in that person's comic.
I guess it's just a logical plot point to have an eldritch horror discover the kid who time traveled by accident or something. Or they just went with that connection because Ina happened to be the one helping her with the video.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689047
why are HERfags like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689047
Yeah, she posted on her ifunny account just a day ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689092
Probably adderall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689078
Too much discord sex made Gura's pair-bonding instincts go crazy for her

[Anonymous No.]

cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689070
Titanfall 2 better bet kino

[Anonymous No.]

paper is delicious!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689101
That's the point. She's stretching content hard by acting retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw Gura sounds the same way to JOPs as Luna does to EOPs
It's a strange thing to think about, honestly

[Anonymous No.]

We need more gura sucking on Ame's tits art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688924
ask the JPs

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689088
>yuropoors
>chads
We all know CanadaCHADS run hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is more ADHD than usual today

[Anonymous No.]

OH GOD SHE DOESN 'T KNOW HOW TO RESET A ROUTER

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame is a *VERY* good friend
Yeah Gura, we know...

[Anonymous No.]

When did people start hating yuri so much?
Lesbian is literally the top category in both the hub and sadpanda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689121
kek

[Anonymous No.]

@29689102
(You)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688944
The official teammate workout

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689069
I mean Mario is kind of special, during a Minecraft stream it would barely be 50 squats at most

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689065
I don't think its bait but just the antiHERfag again

[Anonymous No.]

it's really fucked up everyone in here is celebrating her falling off the wagon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689096
lolibaba

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689102
>tranny
>/u/nigger
Eh they're different?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689145
art imitates art

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689088
>Europoors
>Chads
Don't you have more rights to lose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689101
If I remember right from the SBFP playthrough, this puzzle is the LP destroyer even when you do pay attention. You will be frustrated.

[Anonymous No.]

Bleeding out after you try to carry Gura around the house...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689155
Yuri is fine but I hate yuriniggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688950
She's a genius when it comes to technical support and management but fuck me she can't play platformers for shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688838
>>29689082
Gura doesn't remember it but Ame was the one who gave her the love bite on her tail. Gura has been marked from the beginning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689155
I love yrui, I just wish these fags would talk about literally anything else for once

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688838
They've been friends since they were teenagers, and for an introvert that's fucking gold, specially if they enable you like Ame does with gura

[Anonymous No.]

this is the peak gura stream after a way out collab at the moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688924
Well they've both liked gurame art on twitter so...
Most females aren't as bothered by this kind of stuff as men are

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689148
But JOPs actually like Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689162
i'm pretty sure it's the same two idiots over and over. she also doesn't sound drunk at all.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone superchat Gura and tell her she can turn on the lights in the room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689155
did you forget you are on 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688950
I hope she knows that people beyond the holoEN girls notice how she helps others. I know she said she's happy to work behind the scenes, but she deserves credit where it's due. Seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689150
t. "Money" Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689162
>Hating fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689102
Both are terrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688944
I did all of them until she started doing the 2D mario part

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689155
Its annoying because you can't talk about Gura or Ame without one of the other instantly being brought up alongside discord sex. I don't have a problem with it occasionally but its a consistent thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689161
he's as retarded enough that he doesn't deserve the replies anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689162
She's probably not even drunk, this is just how ADHD people sound like when they talk.
Source: Lived experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688326
Acording to preggo anon glasses shouldn't mess with the tracking you have Ina for proof

[Anonymous No.]

how many times has Gura mentioned Ame so far..?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689102
Trick question. They're both the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688944
>>29689023
>>29689066
>>29689069
OK bro. The upper limit for squats = 100, y/n? I don't want your guys to destroy your kneecaps before the new year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689178
It would help if they weren't constantly talking about each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689060
kill yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689162
No one is celebrating shit.

HERfags need to take the bullet, they genuinely think drinking makes you bubbly or energetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689155
>Lesbian is literally the top category in both the hub and sadpanda.
Is that supposed to mean something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689121
How does she keep winning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689188
do it yourself you turbofaggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689155
Yuri is boring, they need a good dicking from me, at the same time ofc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689155
Yuri tranny spam with the same exact images over and over agin every single thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689047
I'm fine with this

[Anonymous No.]

Gura snorted some adderall before the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689078
>constantly in ames stream
>constantly goslinging over ame during her solo streams
>literally has visual hallucinations of ame every few streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689158
My Priestess is so cute.

[Anonymous No.]

NATIONALITY:CANADIAN

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a picture of Gura being a Gosling for Ame? Cause there should be

[Anonymous No.]

i missed the first 30 minutes of the Gura stream did I miss anything good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688418
Take this ogey as downpayment, will send the rrat once you're done

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689208
HERfags are underage of course they don't know what being drunk is like. They also don't even watch HER since this isn't even how she acted when she was "drunk".

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANNA FEEEEEED GURA CHICKEN NUGGETS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689047
I don’t get why people still think HER is 100% the real personality and Gura is completely fake

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's brain is working overdrive right now, I can hear the smoke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689122
The event had around 160k avg viewers mate, at least try not to be a retard before replying to me
>>29689206
struck a nerve?

[Anonymous No.]

Kiss the cooks.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that all this /u/faggotry appeals to the male fantasy, and that when Gura said she and Ame are friends, she meant that literally, but /u/schizos can't help themselves anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688962
5pm PST, 7pm CST, 8pm EST is the real primetime. Shame about Eurobros though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689234
She showed us her cunny, sorry bro you missed it.

[Anonymous No.]

Narrative: Gura is the one posting the "I love ame" ritual post in every thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689209
I means a lot of people like lesbians I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689234
you missed 30 minutes of GOOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689177
>She's a genius when it comes to technical support and management

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689222
I don't think adderall would work on Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689234
Got the gcal all loaded

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689060
I asked for your strongest narratives, what is this shit rrat seller?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689185
What are you trying to say bud?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689148
shit you might be onto something...

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw remember watching my friend play through this game
>it was LP kryptonite
>now I have to relive it
Do we have a pool going for how long we'll be here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689169
>spoiler

Oh god, it's been so long...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689208
>they genuinely think drinking makes you bubbly or energetic.

I mean it does, but she's probably not drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688418
I will reply with a rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689200
It's her lighting + glasses. Many of the JPs have the same problem with shitty eye tracking. Only way around it is to play like Ame in a pitch black gamer cave

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689155
Yuri is fine. It's /u/fags that are the problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689254
So it's normalfag-tier?

[Anonymous No.]

Man, you can practically see the smoke coming out of Gura's brain

[Anonymous No.]

so whens gura and ames dyke wedding in cali?

[Anonymous No.]

IT'S NOT A TUMOR

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688838
give me a quick rundown on this discord sex narrative

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689091
This is tru

[Anonymous No.]

truth is, not even Gura's senpais want to collab with her. They know most of her fanbase is normie trash and they definitely don't want attention from them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689245
No one's talking about the event's viewers you moron, I'm talking about the fact that nobody fucking cares about petty shit like "streaming during muh big event". Stop projecting your schizo narratives and take your meds, rrat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689234
nuggies, raw egg, 8 tablespoons of mayo

[Anonymous No.]

>open guras stream
>AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME AME
>close stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689256
You'd be surprised how bad the standard for technical support is, the fact that she can help her teammates while they're live or even when she's streaming is impressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688924

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689287
>in calli

fucking lewd

[Anonymous No.]

2 more what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688962
Nah 6pm PST kills EU and JP
I'd say 3pm PST is best

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689162
Not a HERfag but I think the "Gura is drunk" is a fun shitpost since it's so obvious that she isn't

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689247
The true trinity right here

[Anonymous No.]

>30 posts/min
Chumbuds and antis missed Gura this much?

[Anonymous No.]

is gura a brainlet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689148
I do like both of them and Lunaitos are pretty based

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689234
she leaned into the mic smelled her chat....

[Anonymous No.]

Remember some anon still believes this is all a simulation. And all this doesn't actually happen

[Anonymous No.]

NIGGA WE DEAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689287
Would Ame's abuela approve?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689078
She's gonna end up taking it too far one of these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688887
Where is the full version, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689313
Forgot image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689289
So basically, you know gura and ame? Yeah, theyre having sex through discord

[Anonymous No.]

based

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689241
they're just antis, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689301
fair enough

[Anonymous No.]

Dogfuckers really crawl out of their general to seethe every time Gura streams, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>It's like a part of me that lives on.

See he already got it before dying. Why can't cyborg Simon fucking understand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689155
contrarian central

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689179
I thought that was because Gura kept meeting Ame under a cliff, and she always leapt just in time to save her from getting crushed by falling debris, thus resulting her tail getting partially crushed instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689317
In her eyes you can see the reflection of her pregnant belly and fat fuckin thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689330
how do we save /hlg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689317
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689326
shes a loopeared hippy
in seconds she would

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689331
IS THAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689330
Zion yo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689180
wat narrative is this? like their roomates or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689155
It's different when it involves real girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689204
Sounds good to me. I might personally add more situps or use my ab roller a few times if we go over 100 squats to make up for it, but that's just me. If you want to go full t-rex mode for the challenge then go ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688838
it's only been 6000 years since Atlantis sank. Gura has spent the last 3000 years hopping timelines trying to find one where she doesn't have to see Amelia die. She always pretends to not know Amelia when they first meet but she's all but given up on saving her, so she does her best to sing for her friend to make her happy knowing that their time together is limited.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689234
just the regular circle jerk

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689344
I'd tell you to take your meds but I see it now too

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689345
We force them to learn japanese so they start watching streams and stop waiting for clips.

[Anonymous No.]

A-Are vtubers a part of them living on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689300
stay mad avatarfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689300
seethe harder TakoGura fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689336
You chumtards won't shut the fuck up for 5 seconds as soon as she starts the stream
Threads during Ina's stream are so much more civil and enjoyable

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689313
I missed her but I hate how the HERfags won't fuck off and how numerfags won't finally kill themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689338
Because its not technically the same think.

OG Simon was an organic being, you can only copy+paste his consciousness in a new body.

RoboSimon is a robot, he expected to cut+paste himself into a new body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689313
Yes, live has no meaning without Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689351
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689254
CEO of Idols....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689343
/u/ fags this is getting sad

[Anonymous No.]

>one of the members of Vshojo is Gigguk's wife
You guys ready for Mori's next offcollab?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689155
everything is annoying when it's spammed 24/7

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689353
you're seeing things

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689078
right after last thread when someone said Gura will become Matsuri calling Luna Luna the whole stream

[Anonymous No.]

She has no idea whats happening, its kinda funny

[Anonymous No.]

How many members does Gura have? It seems every stream there is a lot of new memberships

[Anonymous No.]

You can just hear the fan in Gura's brain going into overdrive

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689338
If you had to sit around for two weeks waiting to find out if you were well and truly fucked or if a miracle cure was going to save your ass, it would probably be enough time to put everything into perspective and help you find peace

[Anonymous No.]

>poop out a fish into your brain
IT'S HER

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689331
Damn that's some fucking shitty ass faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688281

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689208
>they genuinely think drinking makes you bubbly or energetic.
Depends on what you drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689375
>Threads during Ina's stream are so much more civil and enjoyable
That's because everyone goes to bed lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689370
Gura is a part of "s*nz*wa" living on.

[Anonymous No.]

jesas

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689375
Because Gura is the only one streaming dogfucker

[Anonymous No.]

Man it's weird to think that this girl is the same girl that sang that song for the porn actress

[Anonymous No.]

I like /u/fags. They're not that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689375
Seethe,cope,dilate.

[Anonymous No.]

Gooruh is fookin' STOOPID lads

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689155
It's not about the Yuri, it's about the eternal /u/ vs. anti-/u/ struggle

[Anonymous No.]

>Using Jesus' name in vain
narrativebros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689344

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689375
We are talking about our oshi during her stream anon nothing is wrong about that you fucking spazz retard

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura drunk? She seems to be acting way different and joking about the serious stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

IT'S NOT MY FAULT THEY KEEP KILLING THEMSELVES
IT'S THE LAG

[Anonymous No.]

It's science st00pid

[Anonymous No.]

It is a little weird that she basically lost 10k viewers overnight

[Anonymous No.]

everyone in this game says it's not their fault

[Anonymous No.]

>300 pound body
do burgers really

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689424
jesas...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689429
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689375
Why are trannydachis like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689386
Send the memo to cunnyposters

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689155
I just don't like lesbians very much, but /u/fags tend to loud to the point where it's hard to just ignore it and start shipping at even the slightest hint of relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689006
huke will provide in time

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689376
I think everyone in Gura's audience should kill themselves besides you and me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689375

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689424
She said JESAS

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689370
one day there will inevitably be advanced deep learning AI that can perfectly imitate someone based on recordings, and so with the countless thousands of hours all holos would have amassed, they could easily be used as a model and stream for the rest of time, so yes

[Anonymous No.]

>NoelxFlare
>KoronexOkayu
>GuraxAme

Yagoo is the ultimate matchmaker, he truly wants his girls to be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

Does she not know she has a flashlight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689313
>30 posts/min
Isn't that very slow? didn't the kiara events get some stupidly high ppm? like near 90 or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689445
No I like most of my fellow Chumbuds

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689452
probably not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688281

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689300
every superchat goes towards gura and ame's teledildonics kits, soon gura won't even acknowledge chat at all
ame still will, because she's worn out

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689432
memes come and go anon, "memers" quickly abandon stuff and move onto other things

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689355
The narratives about them being friends for many years? they are real https://files.catbox.moe/9zd0bz.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689441
Fucking tranny tenticultists every time

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit you guys weren't joking. Gura really is drunk today.

[Anonymous No.]

What did Gura mean by this?

You were thinking I died? Bitch, surprise
I still got them double-thick thighs, french fries
I get down and gobble, gobble up, with my booty up
She be going wobble wobble up, here's a big duck
Slide, slide in the peanut butter, don't Zucc her
Who actually regrets me? My mother
I trolled betas with my Pornhub, betrayer
You nothin' but a hater hater, clout chaser
Now I watch my favorite Twitch thot, damn, she hot
What the fuck is with this mugshot? Ratatata
Elon's baby eat a Mars rock
Now I TikTok, begone, thot, begone, thot
All these simps always talkin' shit, yada-yada-ya
When you see me, what you talking 'bout, little beansprout?
We're laughing 'cause you burnt out, got no clout
Yeah, you weak without your ass out, yeah yeah
(What are you, fucking gay?)
Are you dumb, stupid, or dumb, huh?
Play me like a dummy, like, bitch, are you dumb?
Are you dumb, stupid, or dumb?
Yeah, you got your money but you still freakin' ugly
XD, listen, you're not a politician
Yes, I'm a gamer, also a taxpayer
Skeet, yada, pass me Doritos
Send nudes, nani? Delphine, you nasty
Egg white, bite it, see that, get excited
Good vid, Susan, not allowed, copyrighted
You're boomer, I'm doomer, guess what? You die sooner
(Hey, that's pretty good)
Check Out
You were thinking I died? Bitch, surprise
I still got them double-thick thighs, no lies
I get down and gobble, gobble up, with my booty up
She be going wobble wobble up, here's a big duck
Slide, slide in the peanut butter, don't Zucc her
Who actually regrets me? My mother
I trolled betas with my Pornhub, betrayer
You nothin' but a hater hater, clout chaser
You're mad I'm back? Big mad
He's mad, she's mad, big sad
Haha, don't care, stay mad
Aha, aha, aha
Uwu, buy my OnlyFans, you big Chad
Little titties, big ass, and no dad
Bathwater sold out, big sad
OnlyFans now to get a big bag
お前はもう死んでいる
何?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689452
What do you think

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689344
UUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is literally made for oji-sans

[Anonymous No.]

Gura likes fat bald ojisans...

[Anonymous No.]

SHE LIKES 'EM BIG

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689155
Yuri is fine and I'll even post yurishit myself, girls' friendship is cute and there's nothing wrong with shipping it or wanting to see degenerate art drawn of it or whatever.
But there're at least 2-3 mentally ill /u/schizos that frequent and shit up this board, and they're pretty cringe spamming their fantasies and projecting their own insecurities onto the girls' roommates.
Assblasted anti-/u/posters aren't much better though and faggots from both groups are part of the reason these threads got shit up when Ame/Gura last overlapped in Minecraft and interacted for like 5 seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

Remind me how they explain the enemies in this game, why are there hostile electromagnetic zombies?

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe Gura fell off the wagon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689443
Didn't you know? Mentioning your friend's name means you are actually buttpregnant with their lesbian spawn.

[Anonymous No.]

How the fuck do I compete with Buddha

[Anonymous No.]

>GURA LIKES MY STATUE
cya later virgins

[Anonymous No.]

IT'S OUR TIME OJITAN FATBROS

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689453
Only due to a Seagull raid

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689453
This is just a regular stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689451
Matuli....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689464

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689451

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689155
/u/fags are incapable of talking about anything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689155
yuri isn't a problem, yurishitters are

[Anonymous No.]

Man the threads were so good for the past 8 hours.. why do you come her schizos

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689481
I disagree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689375
>people are talking about a specific Holo while she's streaming
WOOOOOOOOOOOOAH NO WAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689451
Korone and okayu were already together

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689428
I don't know but I don't like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689313
Yes anon I missed my sharkwife alot. I think im addicted to her, vods dont really do it for me either.

[Anonymous No.]

SOMA got viewership in the 30 thousands last time too. Kill yourself, SEAmonkeys.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura had sex today. You all should do the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689344
Meds.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689155
/vpol/ always attach to a dead meme like anti-/u/

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688936
clip her making cute faces

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689380
Thank Jesas for Gura
>>29689508
/hlg/ is still assmad at Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689375
>Polka streaming
"THIS IS NOW A POLKA THREAD, KNEEL TO YOUR HONORARY EN!"
>Gura streaming
"WTF, WHY ARE CHUMBUDS COMING OUT WHEN SHE STREAMS? EVERY OTHER HOLO IS BETTER AND WORTH DISCUSSING THAN THIS PEDOBAIT, REEEEEEEEEEE-"

Why are antis like this?

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she saying dude so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689487
It's okay anon, that means we can finally get HER

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689477
I keep forgetting Gura is friends with Belle Delphine it just seems so unlikely

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689375
This is a bait post, but it's no lie to say that from about 10am to midnight NA every day, this thread is nothing but GURA GURA GURA 100% of the time. If you try to talk about someone other than Gura or Ame, it gets drowned out by shark fapping.
It's really jarring sometimes to go from comfy morning stream threads right into a 100 post deep Gura image dump right as morning goes into afternoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>"DUDE" COUNTER: 4

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688281

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689478
Turns out she did know

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689467
Eh, it would be a gradual dropoff. It's not as if something else to grab their attention came along.>>29689470

[Anonymous No.]

Why do people start numberfagging whenever Gura streams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689148
Gonna need a sauce on this, stat.

[Anonymous No.]

I have no idea what's going on but neither does Gura so I feel more comfortable

[Anonymous No.]

Gura unironically, not shitposting, seems totally different today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689482
>>29689493

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689502
Festival keeps going for the blondes not knowing that it always leads to heartbreak

[Anonymous No.]

i'm gonna fucking snap if she call me dude again

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689391
13k+

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689416
>>29689477
>>29689517
samefag you dont fool anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689469
KINDA sounds like them but dunno

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689155
blame the yuriniggers that saturate the threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689417
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689529
she just finished her disgaea playthrough

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689528
I hope you're not correlating clussychads to Gura-antis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689501
There's other edits, but I forgot to save them

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689517
I already did with her
>>29689528
I love both of them

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura said "poop"

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura holds buddha statue and ask him to protect her

WHEW, finally we can exterminate these "Christian Gura" fetishist trays and their shitty narrative

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689344
TuT

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689509
Back to twitch, faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689511
I thought that other girl in Korone's past life was confirmed to not be okayu

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689535
>open /hlgg/
>anon numberfagging
>close /hlgg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689555
Hey why did you reply to me? I just want you to have sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>come and rape me
uogh

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689503

Sorry boss, legit slipped my schizo brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>she didn't say gee
NOT FRENCHIE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689451
>Kiara gets cucked by Moona
>Mori cares more about money
lol no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689451
Okayu and Korone knew one another before hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>She hesitated to throw the booze in the trashcan
Narrative?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689562
My sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689344
insanity is contagious

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689568
t. deadbrap

[Anonymous No.]

Gura like fat ojii-sans confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

this ADHD shark...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689540
Because they rape dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura doing her reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688556
Ken, got me good

[Anonymous No.]

She has the same exact viewers as the last Soma stream. Why the fuck are people doomposting?

This never happens when Peko plays garbage and gets below 30k...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura wants us to do our /fit/ reps lads!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689254
Sex...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689562
>Gura understanding large numbers

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689564
I hope not because I'm a Chumbud and a Clussychad on the side

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689540
She has the big numbers so she has the most numberfags (ironically)

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689528
Antis are mentally ill please understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689489
bed death soon and she'll only mention ame once or twice instead of a dozen times a stream

[Anonymous No.]

Do people actually jerk off to Gura herself? The body looks fine, but how do you deal with the voice? It's way too childlike to be sexy, it's actually kinda creepy. Do you just replace them with some generic Japanese loli voice instead or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>Non-stop numberfagging
Why though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689453
this user is Takanashi Kiara. Only Kiara would numberfag her thread speeds

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689573
I can't believe Gura is a Buddhist

[Anonymous No.]

>just got off work
>missed Ina and Ame

wagecuckbros...

[Anonymous No.]

Uhhhh.. Is it just me or is Gura being extra cute and funny today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689550
>>29689535
She's a parrot, she most likely was talking to a friend that kept saying dude the past days

[Anonymous No.]

The reason people are killing themselves after the brainscan is because: They have this idea that if you kill yourself the moment your brain is scanned, your consciousness would get transferred over to the copy of the brain that was scanned
Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689533
Gura is the boss of these threads, deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689604
It depends on the game, didn't her views drop too when playing amnesia rebirth? That game was awful

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689533
>DUDE DON'T TALK ABOUT GURA WHEN SHE'S STREAMING
Based retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689485
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689590
Wasn't that the case for Gura and Ame too though

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's on fire tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689604
Akshually since Peko has a limited to JP audience her getting 30k only is amazing but Gura is a faillure!

t. Numbernousagi

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689508
I come here because it's cheaper than meds and therapy

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689592
When being sick is the standard no one will want a cure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689502
The menhera festival keeps jumping from girl to girl. She doesn't deserve a long lasting relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689623
>its way too childlike too be sexy
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

I love this brat

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689647
She always is

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689636
yes

[Anonymous No.]

Even the lady on the intercom iggame is sick of Gura's ADHD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689594

[Anonymous No.]

this shitty brat...

[Anonymous No.]

The ability to just fucking chuck whatever you're playing with across the room is really helping highlight her ADD in this one.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689469
where the fuck do you even find this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688901
Sauce of song?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689635
yeah with her Best friend

[Anonymous No.]

Gura has Barracudas, Kiara has seagulls. What do the other three have?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to all the schizos in this thread that have nothing better to do than schizo
Go play Metroid Prime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mziw3FQkZYg
It's very good

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688241
I want to be gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689540
Numberfagging has been a part of gura posting since the beginning

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689375
>Threads during Ina's stream are so much more civil and enjoyable
There are no Ina threads...

[Anonymous No.]

>gura coming in to your bedroom and digging through your things to tease you with

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689485
Is this written with the consideration of UOOOH and cunny tummy postings in mind? Gosling greentexts too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689469
yabai

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689623

[Anonymous No.]

>WAU
UWOAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.]

whats this game again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689623
>Do people actually jerk off to Gura herself
yes
>Do you just replace them with some generic Japanese loli voice instead or something
Why would you do this when a JP loli sounds even younger than Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689533
Woah...it's almost like that's when they stream.

Maybe the weird part is that Kiara/Ina/Mori can't monopolize the thread discussion even when they're the only ones streaming, not that Gura and Ame can do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689664
she should play gmod

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689636
Why would they want that though?

[Anonymous No.]

I-I'M GONNA POST NUMBERS UUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
I'M COOOOOUUUUNNNTIIIIIINNNNGGG

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689623
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688941
Yeah, and what are you gonna do about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689671
Moriarty, Mori, Arty

[Anonymous No.]

How many months pregnant is Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689649
Why are all nousagis numberfags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689517
Yes, it was me and I told her to answer Klaius art post while we were doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689502
>finds a thrill in having someone fall in love with her when they didn't want it and then dropping them
She genuinely doesn't deserve love. Ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689687
you can't be serious

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689611

Same here. I support Gura but only wanna fuck Polka

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689604
But last Soma stream was overlapping with literally the biggest Hololive collab since Miko return

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689630
Yeah, it fucking sucks.
And I doubt Ina will ever change her streaming times...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689510
>>29689661
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689671
Mori has Deadbeats

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689666
God bless (You) anon who puts the artists' twitter in the filename

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689700
only 3-4

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689636
There's a lot of fancy talk, but it's really about not wanting to live in a shitty apocalypse anymore and coping with this continuous consciousness idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689687
Shark Tools.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688281

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689647
OH GOD SOMEBODY GET AN EXTINGUISHER

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689532
shes actually not
bella never paid her and shes is still pissed at the whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689709
This but Polka and Ame at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689670
Most likely, might even be her younger brother because come on. What 20 year old says dude unironically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689649
No big holo is jp only at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689623
>too childlike
Nope. Haachama sounds even younger when she speaks english

[Anonymous No.]

>The brain is simple physics

[Anonymous No.]

Gura describing her own brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689689
>The two most popular girls here get the most posts
Wow, what a shocking revelation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689647
She caught it from her tree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689643
I specifically mentioned a general case which encompasses 14 out of 24 hours in a day, not specifc hours when Gura is explicitly streaming. I'll change my tone if you can point to me a Gura solo stream that occurred in the morning, no collabs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689623
her voice is what makes her sexy tf are you on about anon

[Anonymous No.]

>parts of the brain
>physics
My daughter is retarded...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689671
Chumbuds

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689664
I feel like she'd like Teardown

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689674
yeah, I want to fuck Ame too

[Anonymous No.]

gura's voice makes me feel so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689714
Yeah, I actually barely know much about Mori since I basically get to see 20% of her streams at best.

It sucks since she seems funny but it feels like I have no connection to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689687
Naked order

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689687
Somo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688281
or this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689735
God I love that pic

[Anonymous No.]

THE GREEN IS THE SEX PART

[Anonymous No.]

I know nothing about the brain and can't tell if Gura is bullshitting or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>skips most writing
>throws around random shit for 20 minutes no problem
Gura....

[Anonymous No.]

she's just pretending haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689761
shut the fuck up p*do bear

[Anonymous No.]

God I wish I were Mayuge

[Anonymous No.]

>the green is... heheh... nah nevermind...
What was she thinking, bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689508
>Why do schizos go to 4chan
Truly a question for the ages

[Anonymous No.]

Now we have MEDICAL PROOF of why Gura's left is on the right, as her brain is completely backwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689642
47,440 / 53,606 first stream
36,203 / 42,754 second one

[Anonymous No.]

SMORT SHORK

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689773
she knows what video games are all about

[Anonymous No.]

Wow she actually grasped the theme of the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689734
Fuck off, Gura is not a whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689757
Imagine being this salty over numbers

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689158
There, it's fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689761
Her voice is addictive

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689793
she played this before

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689719
t. deadbeat

[Anonymous No.]

LET'S ALL KILL OURSELVES LIKE ARK
ETERNAL GURA

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689636
You're exactly correct, this idea is wrong for various reasons though.
They believe that experiences define a person's view on the world, and that they would be able to get onto the arc since their copy and true self would be exactly the same, and since your original body isn't here, you would get onto the arc since the copy is all that's left.
There's also the idea that they didn't want to leave any false remnants of themselves around due to the previous point, but I don't know if that's particularly more true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689773
she's making her own fun, be quiet

[Anonymous No.]

This game feels like the story is inches from being good but the actual writing feels like it was done by someone fresh out of high school

the IDEA is neat but the EXECUTION feels weak

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689779
Probably of all the discord sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689793
>I wonder if it worked
I'm not so sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689793
It's not complex at all, all the fucking brainlets who keep posting about this game being so smart is obnoxious.

[Anonymous No.]

>open thread
>open stream
>"Dude"
>close stream
>keep thread open to shitpost as if I'm still watching

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689778
same

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689689
i never stay here during Kiara or Mori streams, all the threads become huge anti shitshows

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689691
Because they don't want to be 'stuck' in the shitty dead hell world while also being millions of miles under the sea anymore and want to 'continue' on the ARK. You'd figure for being a bunch of scientists they wouldn't have thought something so stupid as copy/paste meant something like a Star Trek transporter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689777
God damn I haven't heard that in a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689773
Didn't she say she played it before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689779
its the weed part lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689623
>Do people actually jerk off to Gura herself
I do
>It's way too childlike to be sexy
What are you, a faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689802
no
that looks worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689623
Her voice isn't *that* childlike so yeah i do

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688281

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689158
I want to kiss that forehead so much...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689782
Gura has bad brain please be patient

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689768
I like yours as well, but it goes from wholesome to very worrying when you see the bloop in the tank, staring innocently as Gura is about to eat on of his compatriots.

[Anonymous No.]

This game SUCKS. When's Minecraft?

[Anonymous No.]

somabros is there any point to interacting with all these objects or is she just doing her entertainer reps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689794
Your reading comprehension is zero

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689604
>An actual kusoge has more views than soma
Its over...

[Anonymous No.]

>She already grasped it better than your average /v/ retard.
My wife can't be this smart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689528
Polkachads respect all girls but want to share their love of Polka to the world. Besides, Gura is my fave EN girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689623
she is an adult woman, weirdo

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689816
this is true

[Anonymous No.]

of all games I'm surprised gura is aware of gran turismo

[Anonymous No.]

When are we having a Gura x Artemis collab stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689818
it's some ultra midwit shit for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>Gran Turismo
FUCKING BASED

[Anonymous No.]

Morichama?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689391
Poll shows at least 13k. Prob way more though. Maybe even 20k.
Ame polls show 5k members but it's estimated she has nearly 8-9k

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689842
Just lore, but later on you need to search a couple of the rooms for a puzzle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689856
Die, tranny.

[Anonymous No.]

how many times has she mentioned ame this stream, fellow guramebros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689779
Alcohol

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689841
Tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689810
That's retarded, why wouldn't the copy and original just exist as two completely distinct consciousnesses with no true connection to one another? Why assume any kind of "transfer" would happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689842
>somabros is there any point to interacting with all these objects or is she just doing her entertainer reps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689855
she said she liked racing games before, no?

[Anonymous No.]

how long does she normally stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689690
now i want to see her play HL Alyx

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689856
I'd rather have P*ka for the shitposting and UUOOOOHHHs

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689623
She only sounds like a kid if you're low IQ. You're not low IQ, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689802
She's beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689623
>Do people actually jerk off to Gura herself
I did
>It's way too childlike to be sexy
wat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689807
>>29689719
Like Chumbuds and Deadbeats. And Teamates and Deadbeats. And Deadbeats and Deadbeats. Damn Deadbeats. They ruined Mori.

[Anonymous No.]

So killing yourself when you get scanned works?

Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689623
what the fuck? her voice is the best part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689391
At least 15k

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689865
MORI NO!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Polka rice loli game soon clownbros.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, I thought they didn't spawn one of the monsters in the upper area at all. Are they just playing the audio to spook the shit out of you beforehand or do they legit spawn one up there if you sit around looking at lore too long?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689856
I hope never

[Anonymous No.]

Why you hef to be mad it's just Akula ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689855
She said she played a ton of racing games on the PS2

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689856
Never

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689856
Cease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689875
>Someone actually made the edit

BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689856
Literally never ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>is life that bad?
gura's so optimistic about the future!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689881
lately 2-3 and a half hours has been the usual

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689856
Don't joke about that bro, the tranny was a leech but heroing on stream was too much

t.timetraveler

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689623
Anon, you need to check your ears or get better audio quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689870
How does asking that make me a tranny/
>>29689902
>>29689912
>>29689913
>>29689917
Why not? They're both sharks and Artemis is up and coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689802

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689877
Specifically for the PS2, I would love to see one of them play a Burnout game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689900
I'll watch her and Gura
>>29689916
And it bacame an ad

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689893
No. The virtual version of yourself is always a copy. You can't "move" your current soul into a machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>Is life that bad?
It sure is, Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>Entire world is dead, and the last surviving humans are all dying off
>Is it really that bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689876
It's pure cope anon.
They all know that they're going to die, so why not put all your belief into it?
Also you can see on /v/ that some people are actual retards that can't process this idea at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689856
I like Artemis' design, can't stand the tranny voice

[Anonymous No.]

"Ohhh"

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689886
>people forgetting Ina was the only EN that Pika has talked to

Ina...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689865
Timer is タイマー tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689856
I fix for you
Gura x Pikamee done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689900
ADDICTED
>ADDICTED
ADDICTED
>ADDICTED

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689856
Go promote with the Tw*tch e-thots, they accept anyone for a sub

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689900
Sakuna? when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689900
Truly blessed to be able to spend so much time with my girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

SUISEI ANNIHILATED THE EARTH???

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689875
>>29689916
holy fuck i haven't seen that since the early 90s, i love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689893
No of course it doesn't

[Anonymous No.]

>Is life that bad?
I haven't thought about that since Gura's debut

[Anonymous No.]

can someone explain why everyone says this story is super deep? this is literally 'baby's first exploration of the nature of consciousness'. sci-fi's done this to death and back.

[Anonymous No.]

gura has never met the people shes worked for online irl
how does it make you feel gura is a ghost even to people that know her

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689681
Anything can get annoying if spammed to shit and I understand if anyone is annoyed by all of those things.
That being said, if you're asking me personally, most spam doesn't bother me. I didn't call out yuri spam in my second sentence, I called out a specific brand of yuriposting that gets posted often and makes the posters look mentally ill in my opinion. That being said, even that is not as annoying as what many other schizos will post (any form of tribalist shitflinging or meltdowns like MC creative mode/anything Mori does/etc are far more annoying), but I can still find it irritating nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689865
So how old are the "kids" she's teaching? What year do they learn words like "timer"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689893
lol no
it's a way of coping due to the original forced to continue to live their shitty bunker life

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689604
Gura will average 30-40k eventually. Maybe 40k+ on some popular game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689919
>he's not an optimistchad

[Anonymous No.]

サメちゃんかわいいい～（＾ロ＾）～～！！！

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689876
They're options are to accept that what you said is true, and be stuck Ina doomed world until they die a lonely death as the last remnants of a failed planet, or they fall for their own delusions that the suicide plan would work, dying with the last hope they have left being that their conciousness would experience the eternal bliss of the ARK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689856
fartemis lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689921
huh okay, I might have over-committed when I said I'd watch an entire stream, I don't know if I can make it through another hour of her being completely disinterested in this game and picking up random things and going "ooh look guys, a ball! wanna play some ball?" etc

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn play cards with gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689872
more than enough times for the entire week. If she never mentioned ame again we'd still be winning

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689957
Gura is all I need in life

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689856
There is a non-zero chance of this happening now, thanks to both Mori and Ina.
Also that shillshark is getting recognized by prominent video game developers now, even faster than they have for Ina.

[Anonymous No.]

>Was life so bad.
Gura, literally everyone on the surface of the Earth is dead. Life IS that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689664
>Gura is smarter than crew of scientists
Says some thing doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689922
>watching the lifeless live2d float with the chat scrolling a mile a minute after the gunshot goes off
spooky

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689636
it's because they made their own little cult about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689712
Holoen audience barely overlaps with holojp at this point given its already 2 months. They've all got their own dedicated fans.

[Anonymous No.]

i missed an hour of soma. how has the stream been?

[Anonymous No.]

>Post off-topic tranny
>Get (You)'s from retards
It's that easy

[Anonymous No.]

A poll for chumbuds only
http://poal.me/15ze12
http://poal.me/15ze12
http://poal.me/15ze12

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689872
how many sandwiches have you eaten?

[Anonymous No.]

>gee why don't people wanna be on the ark
because you're fucking DEAD gura?

Sure your brain got loaded onto some robot, but that's not you, you're fucking dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689856
I don't get why Artemis gets so much shit. Is there even any legitimate proof they're a tranny?

[Anonymous No.]

well gura used to be vegan so maybe she really is buddhist

[Anonymous No.]

I miss calli gura collabs, they are good at playing off each other’s awkwardness and it ends up being wholesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689926
>they are both sharks
Well, one of them didn't have to cut his dick to be an e-thot

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689954
L-look at her g-go...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689982
winning at what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689958
Video games have a low bar for story telling because of it being a relatively new medium.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689959
pretty based

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689999
IT'S BEEN AN HOUR?

[Anonymous No.]

Just woke up, what's with all the Gura drunk posts? What did she say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689966
How could anyone be after being exposed to these threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689988
Please understand shark didn’t hear those sad thoughts she was too busy playing with pens

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689254
Aloe....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689876
its cope in the non-meme sense
their lives are so utterly fucked that they are willing to believe anything if it means to escape from their terrible situation. throw in some mass hysteria and youve got a death cult who will kill themselves for reasons that do not stand up to any scrutiny whatsoever

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690003
Ame would be my oshi if not for Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689891
You deadbeats sure are a contentious people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689951
now

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689958
Every kid growing up gets to experience an idea for the first time, and just because another story was first doesn't mean it's better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689935
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689971
The delusion only exists because some retard came up with the ARK idea in the first place. Is Catherine technically the main villain of this game?

[Anonymous No.]

SLAP MY FAT BELLY GURA
*SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP*

[Anonymous No.]

>Carrying around a statue

[Anonymous No.]

I drew the girls with the Mio cringe face, here's Mori. I'll post the rest if anyone wants them

[Anonymous No.]

Will there be retard posting when we get to coinflip?

[Anonymous No.]

Why does /hlg/ have to be so terrible? I just want a thread to talk about Nene playing with dogs and Gura was streaming here. But they just hate everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689876
It's cope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690006
Yes, do your reps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689926
kill yourself tranny

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689999
>It's already been an hour

[Anonymous No.]

>she keeps saying dude and guys
is she drunk?

[Anonymous No.]

UHHH SHARKBROS?? Turns out being flat is less aerodynamic..

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690002
Have a free (You) as well, chilean friend.

[Anonymous No.]

This sucks memeshark should go Shaaark and sing the musics

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690021
Jesus fuck it has
>>29689876
Unironic cope and an excuse to finally die

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690048
what's wrong with dudes and guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689959
It makes me feel aroused

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690039
guh

[Anonymous No.]

>gura want's to group shower and shave

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690052
time loop

[Anonymous No.]

>gura will never shwshwshwshwshw as she cuts you up with a razor
why live...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689767
whats the canon on Gura's outfit?
is it a dress like pic related or does she wear pants underneath?

[Anonymous No.]

I know Polka said she's happy for her overseas fans and that she wants to stream for them but I feel like i've seen more of her streams than I've missed, meaning she's hardly doing anymore JP primetime (night) streams, narratives are stupid but did JP fans do something to her? If the janny reckoning was that bad we'd see Botan and Lamy too

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690039
do it lad

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690052
Not like that anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690052
>aerodynamic

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690021
AND THIS GAME IS A WALKING SIMULATOR! I want a refund!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690036
The options are save nothing or save something, so I'd say no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690052
Good thing Gura is hydrodynamic

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690022
literally nothing, it's just shitposters

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck why are we a robot

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690052
gura is hydrodynamic

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690052
First of all, she's HYDROdynamic. Secondly, you're not accounting for weight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689899
You get a quick peek of him behind the window at the end of the hall if you walk up to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690042
Falseflag post. All I see over there are people talking about Nene's stream and a few 35p's doing the usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690039
Go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura what!?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690052
anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690078
It's an oversized hoodie and she's either nopan or wearing spats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690002
NEVER talk that way about Ayame ever again

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690030
this pic would be better if the power line was in the foreground and ame was a giantess

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690036
Not really? She just wants something to live on, and it's not like she's forcing people to do this or implanting the suicide idea in their heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690048
does the botched pepto jingle after talking about tums answer your question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690081
the pleasure of coming inside.png

[Anonymous No.]

Why does gura seem so different today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690092
Are you paying attention? Hes just a brain scan in a robot body. Why do you think he can breath underwater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690052
HYDROdynamic

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689999
A lot of nothing so far, seems like this is kusoge

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689959
Makes me like her even more

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690052
Anon just turn her 90degrees

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690052
anonchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690048
she says "guys" constantly, it's her most-used noun for addressing the chat. "dude" isn't new either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690003
Obviously Ame because they share the same timezone, but Kiara is very close too.

[Anonymous No.]

B-bros... were we using urinals wrong? Where they actually stool sample collecting toilets?

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbuds Gura's a scatfag....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690078
It's whatever you want it to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690079
She's just smart enough to know that there's no reason to try and compete with all the other girls streaming at prime time, and she's enough of a hikki that ruining her sleep schedule doesn't matter to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690052
I had totally forgotten about this, this was his thesis paper or something right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690121
Because you forgot to take these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689999
She is literally doing nothing but acting retarded to stretch out stream content until she can fill out her stream quota. So no, you missed nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690022
She said "Guys I'm drunk right now."

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690121
high-energy Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690121
Got more than 3 hours of sleep probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690092
GOD YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID SIMON JESUS

[Anonymous No.]

Gura stealing material from Mori again

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690003
This thread really is just /amesameg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690052
She's HYDROdynamic, anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690036
Yes, but only because she doesn't stop lying to the main character about it.
The ARK itself is a good idea, in that the last of humanity will actually experience eternal bliss on the ARK. After all, the conciousness created by the uploading process is as legitimate as the original. But it isn't the original. It is it's own, separate but equally real mind that will live on as Humanity's last. It just took the last of physical humanity to die to make it succeed.

[Anonymous No.]

This is my first time watching solo Gura gameplay since Muse Dash. Do chumbuds really enjoy watching this stuff? Is it just a fetish thing, like you want the brat to frustrate you so you can punish her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689959
no idea, but she has irl friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690039

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689891
Begone Morifag, Calli is here to stay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690110
What if it was a one piece swimsuit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690052
anon your reading reps...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690121
She's well rested and she ate before stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690092
Hes a brain scan in a robot, they talked about that last stream and you just saw his brain scan like 10 minutes ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690132
Only in Atlantis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690078
Until we get a 3D, it's pretty much just a poncho/hoodie with a sports bra/tape to cover her chest and some shimpan
or nothing at all

[Anonymous No.]

Not even 40k.... It's over bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>gaining chinese support using buddha
b-based

[Anonymous No.]

I guess Gura has her own "Stephano" now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689793
Watching Gura play it is the only time I've ever known anything about this game. It is entirely tell don't show. How do you not "grasp" it?

[Anonymous No.]

>gura is unkopilled

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690138
go back please you're attempt to fit in isnt working

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690052
You don't swim in a standing position, so that paper is irrelevant

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690121
Alcohol

[SHaaAaAark !SHaaAaAark No.]

>>29690060
>Shaaark
SHaaAaAark

[Anonymous No.]

34k viewers
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690121
Sounds like someone needs to take their meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690134
How can you say you love her if you won't even eat her poop

[Anonymous No.]

Best friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690143
bingo

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689999
Stream has been great, I didnt even realize an hour passed. Definitely watch what you missed after the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690052
Is that how you swim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690052
Why do you think ships have those bulges?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura should have played HL2 for the ADD shootbangs, and Ina should have played SOMA for the environmental story and existential nightmares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690148
In her defense, Simon is fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690157
Flesh cyborg. Dead body of a woman encased in a suit.

[Anonymous No.]

How does she keep getting more left?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690176

[Anonymous No.]

*aggressively throws avocado*

[Anonymous No.]

wtf Gura is buddhist

[Anonymous No.]

>Simon looks like that
Image being depressed, robot-Simon looks fucking sick

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689891
Man Deadbeats sure are split up

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690052
Anonchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690092
He's a brain scan inside of a robot. The real Simon is dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690154
I miss Mori Classic..............................

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690148
It's less that she lied and more that MC is so retarded she gave up

[Anonymous No.]

Can't believe Gura was such a dedicated buddhist all along....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690092
He's just wearing a suit after being majicked into the future. Don't worry, he's still the same person.

[Anonymous No.]

how come whenever gura's streaming the tranny gets mentioned?
discordniggers at full force

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690154
Anonchama, your Simpsons reps...

[Anonymous No.]

Is this the chicken nugget man part

[Anonymous No.]

BUDDHA, ATTACK

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god, she's gonna get fucking slain a shit ton in the server room. I already know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690149
Pretty much, I just want to pin her down and fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690176
Happy friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690148
She doesn't even really lie to him about it. Hes had it explained to him multiple times, and even seen it happen to him later in the game. He just refuses to accept it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690173
laughing in 1.44M subs

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690102
I fucking wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690160
yes, the dog days are done, we're in slightly comfier times

[Anonymous No.]

>Skipped the kino Sarang audio log in his dorm
feels bad somabros

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690151
ame does not count

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690187
This didn't need to be a spoiler. It's true.

[Anonymous No.]

He Buddha protect her

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura has gotten 32-35K viewers during scary games
>has 34K viewers
>ITS OVER SHARK IS DONE
It's all so tiresome...

[Anonymous No.]

>OVERLAPS JP SPORTSFES STREAM
>HASNT HIT 40K VIEWERS SINCE THEN
>WAS HITTING 45K ON PASSPARTOUT AND 50K ON MINECRAFT BEFORE
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR CROSSING YOUR JP SENPAIS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690092
You're actually a cortex chip inside a corpse fused to a robotic diving suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690121
A variation of this has been asked/said at least 8 times already this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690039
>fanart
>mori
wasted

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690121
She's in a bad mood or maybe still isn't feeling well. She was just sick, remember?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690194
I'd be more depressed at the fact he's wherever the fuck he currently is

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690052
I too am retarded

[Anonymous No.]

Where’s the teamup schedule

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690078
remember that she has a meaty tail under there, pointing down, so it narrows it down to a c-string

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689891
>They ruined Mori.
Mori ruined Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690202
>Buddhist
Not necessarily. But surely religious

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690160
Good for her, more comfy stream

[Anonymous No.]

Friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690052
you don't swim like that. the water flow is cranial to caudal, not ventral to dorsal, you utter fucking reddit retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>please don't grab me
Don't worry Gura this isn't Outlast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690195
Christian bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690188
We don't know that part yet, so I didnt say it, but good job on the minor spoiler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690231
>>29690229
numberfagmind

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690229
>>29690231
oh no, only 10k less viewers... whatever will she do.......

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690052
Amelia doesn't need floaties she's got two BIG ones, she is very aerodynamic a perfect gravure idol

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690173
34k viewers for a shitty games.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura, your /g/ reps....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690231
Seethe, cope, dilate.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there no JP stream causing hlg to shit post here or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690070
>>29690076
Confirmed for smooth cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690231
>Giving a fuck about JP

[Anonymous No.]

>I know what a server room looks like
Gura is giving off big ex-assassin vibes...

[Anonymous No.]

Happy happy flends

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690201
Mc literally is a brain scan of a brain damaged dude who was scanned with the poorest quality of the the scanner

[Anonymous No.]

stupid fucking nousagi posters

[Anonymous No.]

what's a router?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690237
>She's in a bad mood
The opposite anon. She's in a good mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689971
>be stuck Ina doomed world
I see no downsides anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690039
pretty crinch

[Anonymous No.]

>Making a run for it.
OHNONONONONONONONO

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690196
I need to do my cringe-pasta reps on the actual thesis to go along with this image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690229
>>29690231
Discord link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690174
kill yourself /v/ermin

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690266
They don't know japanese so it doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690231
Uh oh, doggy fucker samefagger is seething!
He's going to poop in his pants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690224
be lucky you're getting any lore with gura at the helm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690176

Technically not a religion more of a philosophy so its all cool with Jesus

[Anonymous No.]

NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS THEY ARE IN MY BRAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

everyones clowning on her for saying those are routers but rack mount routers are a very common thing in server rooms

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690231
>popularity off the back of viral clips/memes
>viewership falls off quickly
wowe

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690079
No I think she's depressed so she's filling all of the hours she's awake with a game she enjoys to distract herself from how empty she feels inside.
>>29690137
>she's enough of a hikki that ruining her sleep schedule doesn't matter to her.
Avoiding JP primetime would be good for her sleep schedule though, JP primetime is midnight and beyond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690231
It is part two of a narrative game you big retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690145
I don't understand, what do you mean coin flip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690154
When I see you in the skeleton war, you're fucking dead.
I mean I will be too, but thats besides the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690249

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690189
>>29690201
>>29690214
Fair point. It's less lying and more "the dumbass isn't going to understand at this point, may as well use him"

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690032
You just made an anti for life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690266
Botan, Nene and Flare

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690231
>/hlg/

Go back to your shit thread

[Anonymous No.]

>GURA IS HOLDING A BUDDHA STATUE THAT MEANS SHE CAN'T BE CHRISTIAN DUHUURHUUUUUURHURHUR
Take your fucking meds schizos

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690273

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690231
she scheduled that timeslot 5 days before the SF was anounced...

[Anonymous No.]

The number of current viewers is my measure for how much I enjoy her streams. Right now I’m feeling pretty grumpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690231
>OVERLAPS JP SPORTSFES STREAM
The what?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690251
does this mean Gura is perfectly hydrodynamic and Ame is perfectly aerodynamic.. damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690173
How many did the rabbit have in her karaoke stream today? 33k?
Shark had 119k

How many did the rabbit playing Octo yesterday? 25k?
Shark has 34k playing a walking simulator.

Shitposting aside... things are stablizing and it doesn't help that she has been inconsistent so the algorithm isn't pushing as hard, but they have great numbers regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690002
It's easy to bait /vpol/ for free (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690249
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690229
>>29690231
Cope, Seethe & Dilate

[Anonymous No.]

Gura should play Casper: Spirit Dimensions when she starts doing ps2 game streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690052
That paper was shit and has bad methodology

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690229
its just bait or a handful of actual retards that are still seething at Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690231
the superliminal stream hit 40k+ fucking retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690276
Kek
>>29690303
Relatable

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689891

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690194
Being in a robot body isn't that bad
Being wherever the fuck he is is the problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690277
she seems mad as fuck to me i wonder what happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690254
u fag lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690329
She left us behind like we were garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690081
Feels kinda like a waste that Mio's 3D is so expressive

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690176
Not quite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29689932
>>29689956
>>29689963
does the game ever say otherwise though?
You'd never really able to know the true answer. It's the same concept as whether a teleporter would actually transport you or kill you and make a copy. The person that comes out the other side won't ever know if he's actually the original consciousness or not

Of course the people in game are mostly coping, but if the concept of a soul truly exists, who's to say that it couldn't actually work that way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690319
she probably thinks it's Totoro

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690229
>>29690231
the duality of numberfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690266
Clips not translated for them yet, so they don’t have anything better to do

[Anonymous No.]

>this screeching
Must be Gura antis

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690245
But she's clinging to that Buddha statue more than she has clung to any rosary

[Anonymous No.]

>year 2104
>Please restart router to fix computer

[Anonymous No.]

I need a hug...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690319
I just want a good Gura thread without narrativefag schizos. Save the religion narratives and shit for deadhours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690200
I miss when Mori didn't exists...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690362

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690367
If it ain't broke

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690318
>Flare, Botan, and Nene are so precious /hlg/ is forced to look elsewhere to fling shit
Checks out

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690369
Hug yourself gay boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690231
you only make /hlg/ look even more retarded by numberfagging like this.

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly Gura seems a lot different than usual today. I love Gura and would want her to stream more but she shouldn't have forced herself to stream if she had a bad day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690303
>she's depressed
Idiots are still running this narrative I see

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry Gura, I'm gonna watch Polka

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690326
his turbulence model also assumes a static body in a fucking wind tunnel, not a moving body running, the whole thing is turbo undergrad tier trash.

[Anonymous No.]

HUG ME PLEASE GURA I PROMISE I’LL STOP CARING ABOUT THE NUMBERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690355
I'm gonna try it and find out. Wish me luck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690354
>Catholic
Almsot all American Christians are Protestant, no way Gura's a Catholic.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I've seen dozens of soma let's play by now. I'm just watching this crap again because of the cunny brat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690319
Goddammit Ayame.
Just let us have some fun...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690373
Gura is my religion though

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690369
Come here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690362
I am biased but this one is my favorite

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690375
I miss when there weren't so many ESLs in this thread...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690324
>mfw teamates

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690249

[Anonymous No.]

>Ugh, alright. I guess you are my little chumbud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29688281

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690276
Thx for the chicken!

[Anonymous No.]

coffee and stretches in the morning with Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690355
>but if the concept of a soul truly exists
What about this game makes you think it suggests that there's actually a "soul". Holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690367
Maybe it's terminal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690373
Its not a narrative if its true

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690319
She could be a christian chink

[Anonymous No.]

When's Gura gonna play with viewers so I can either be at my fuckin' job or never get into lobbies..

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690354
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>29690303
Can we confirm that she's actually extremely depressed and ready to neck herself or is she just a very emotional person? The only things I've seen are her member posts and the crying during the ASMR streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>I sound like that too
Gura?!?

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Gura is the kind of person that poops exactly two hours after having a cup of coffee.

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caffeine helps adhd
shes wired

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>>29690350
We are just keeping an eye out for monsters to stay away, that's what friends do

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>>29690319
Its fun...

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>All this numberfagging
I though you fuckers were supposed to fuck off though.

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Gura can touch her toes, can you?

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https://twitter.com/walfieee/status/1331446172683284482?s=20

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>>29690176
>>29690354
You do realize most young people in first world countries in this day and age are either irreligious or only believe in a nonspecific spirit or force

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>>29690397
>Almost all American Christians are Protestant
Say it ain't so, you're breaking my greasy Italian heart

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>she had coffee and stretched
I love this little shark like you wouldn't believe

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>>29690397
She's 9000 years old, anon.

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>>29690397
that's true, well, until she yells "Santa Maria!" or something like that

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>>29690275
>he doesn't have a gaming router
what a pleb

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>>29690397
It's like 2:1 protestant to catholic last I checked.

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>>29688281

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>>29690435
yes

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What's up with Gura today she seems a lot different from usual. Very happy.

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>>29690354
But Jesus lives in the same apartment as Buddha

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>>29690387
She's cuter than usual today though? What makes you think she had a bad day, this is great.

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>>29690121
Watson Concoction

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>Gura drank coffee
Ah. at last I truly see.

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>>29690160
hopefull 20-30k so i can read chat without getting a dizzy. My guess 2-3 more months.

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>>29690435
...are there people who can't?

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>>29690295
MOONA NOOOO NOT AGAIN

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>>29690367
It's retarded, by that year AI should be the one that manage those kind of things. What so hard about resetting a router?

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>>29690324
mfw tribalists

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Did she just dox herself?

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>>29689964
She already does, even early on her DBD streams sometimes didn't break 40k.

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what was the cruel joke?

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The spooky monster is screaming CUNNY in a foreign tongue

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>>29690319
I know nuns and shy religious girls are sexier than buddhist monks, but that's the truth you've saw live on stream. Sorry that your sex fantasies were ruined, anon

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>>29690030
/k/ Ame is great

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>>29690459
I dont know, why dont you ask the other 5 people who asked this question in the last 10 minutes?

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>>29690435
Yes?

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Yes, it's me, I need a hug. It's been 1,5 years now...

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>>29690440
it's a meme you dip

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>>29690375
I miss when your shithole country didn’t have internet

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>>29690276
nice

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>>29690437
this chick really makes nice animations

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>>29690440
See >>29690449

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>tfw you look forward to dead hours in this thread.

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This game is way more terrifying than every other horror game she's played put together.

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>>29690426
She's at least depressed especially after what happened to Aloe. Not sure about the suicide part. Granted she does always seem to have dreams about dying and has said she'd be ok with dying young.

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God I would love to take this little shark out for a nice coffee and have a nice stretch before I fucking toss her to the ground, strangling her little neck while she kicks and gasps for air before slipping inside of her warm tight gills as she squeals

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Gura........

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>>29690276
>when you don't see the numbers you want

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>>29690437

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I missed Gura so much, she sounds happy today.

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>>29690454
yea but all the catholics are either Spics, Italians or Irish, so unless you're willing to admit that she's one of those then she's definately a prot.

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>>29690462
Anon he needs to take his meds ignore him.

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>>29690435
Everybody else is lying, only Ame can touch Gura's toes

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>>29690441
I mean define Protestant because American sects like penacostal and Mormons arnt even original splits from catholics

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>>29690435
I can do palms to the floor.

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this mp3 is scary

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>her tiny little screm
God damn is she a cutie.

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Why doesn't Gura just read the instructions

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Jesus that was a genuine scream of terror right there.

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>>29690503
Because Soma is legit a good game.

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>>29690011
I don’t watch her, but was that ever proven? There’s girls like Towa with natural deep voices

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i want to bring sleepy gura her coffee in the morning...

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>>29690505
KLAIUS NO

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>Buddha didn't protect Gura
b-buddhabros...?

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God I love Gura's screams

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Gura rape sounds...

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>>29690503
>playing dodge the screeching zombie is terrifying
Aren't all of this studio's games the exact same?

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Gura scream is so cute ahhh

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>>29690526
Shorkbrain

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>>29690437

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>>29690435
No. I'm 6ft tall, a lanklet, and inflexible.

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Ok Gura is too loud

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Here's a very important question
Do you like your coffee
>Black
>With Cream
>With Milk
>Half and Half
>With sugar

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>>29690435
Hardly, but yes. I am the least flexible man on the planet in addition to being mostly legs.

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has anyone played the game Polka is streaming? is it good?

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Gura's screams!

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>>29690469
Ina....

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>>29690194
This. Robots are cool as fuck.
>>29690339
Who gives a shit, live it out until you can get a better body.

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>>29690417
that's just the easiest way to describe what could be a continued consciousness of the original to a copy if the original were to stop existing at the same time. I'm not sure if Soma ever addresses the possibility that the death cult could have been right or wrong

>>29690396
tell us how it goes anon!

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>>29690531
It’s not depth that’s the problem.

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>>29690512
I reject wop Gura.

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sweaty gura

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>sweaty
UUOOOOOOOOOOH

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SWEATY GURA I REPEAT GURA IS SWEATY

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sweaty shark

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>>29690496
it's a chick?

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>>29690556
all of the above, I fuckin love coffee.

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>SWEATY GURA
UUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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>the game remembered her holding the buddha when it reloaded the save
Nice.

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>>29690039
>>29690276
>>29690324
did you really drew every girl individually? Shouldve just used the mori one as template.

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>>29690556
Black

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>>29690556
coffee is disgusting

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>You said he was blind, how did he hear me?
Gura...

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>>29690435
I can barely go past my knees before it starts hurting too much to continue.

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>That squeals
MUH DICK UUUUOOOOHHHHHH

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>>29690556
All of the above

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>Ame was cuter than usual
>Gura is cuter than usual
bros?

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>>29690552
There's no such thing as too loud

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>>29690526
ADHD GOTTA PLAY WITH BUDDHA STATUE AND TALK TO CHAT AND uahahaha a

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I love you, Gura! You're the best!

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>>29690501
you could watch gura, is really not that bad as antis make her to be

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>Picks up objects and drops them at her feet
>How did he see me?

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>>29690543
This one just has a much more immersive atmosphere and better setpieces and monsters.

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>>29690512
Atlantis is said to be off the coasts of Spain and Portugal.

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>>29690531
Yes, do your doxx reps or find someone to spoonfeed you. Go to >>>/trash/

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>>29690556
I like my coffee black, but lately I've been putting a little bit of sweet creamer into it. I think I should go back to black coffee from now on, I actually like it quite a bit.

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>>29690327
Ame is on the rise though. Ame used to get 10-15k for mario. Now she gets consistently 15-20k for any game.

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i love you, gura! i love you so much!

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>>29690593
good discord sex