You are a Servant in the Holy Grail War. Because of small bombs/magic, you can choose who will be your Master. Which one will you choose? [_] Tohsaka Rin [_] Emiya Shirou [_] Illyasviel von Einzbern [_] Matou Shinji [_] _____________ (someone else)

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Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:26:28 2009 No.2955871 [Reply] [Original]

You are a Servant in the Holy Grail War. Because of small bombs/magic, you can choose who will be your Master.

Which one will you choose?

[_] Tohsaka Rin
[_] Emiya Shirou
[_] Illyasviel von Einzbern
[_] Matou Shinji
[_] _____________ (someone else)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:28:28 2009 No.2955878 [X] Fujiwara Taiga

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:29:28 2009 No.2955879 >Because of small bombs/magic You guys really are doing your best to ruin the small bombs meme.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:29:28 2009 No.2955880 [x] Matou Shinji let's get the raping going

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:30:28 2009 No.2955882 [X] Temple gate

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:31:28 2009 No.2955888 Kotomine. EMIYA SHIROU

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:32:28 2009 No.2955889 [X] Shiki Tohno Just so everyone on /jp/ and /a/ can bitch about powerlevels.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:33:28 2009 No.2955892 [X] Luviagelita Edelfelt

>>	Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk Fri Jul 17 03:40:28 2009 No.2955913 File: 780 KB, 800x600, r.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rin is the only answer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:44:28 2009 No.2955925 >>2955913 Unfortunately, since she's actually a good master, you won't get to jam it in. Tough break.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:49:28 2009 No.2955938 [X] Ito Makoto. [_] Tohsaka Rin (Because she's hot.) [_] Illyasviel von Einzbern (Because she's scary/rich/has a castle.)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:49:28 2009 No.2955939 >>2955925 But what if I'm female?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:51:28 2009 No.2955941 >>2955939 Depends how much she likes you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:53:28 2009 No.2955947 >>2955939 Then you automaticly defult to Ito Makoto as your Master.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:54:28 2009 No.2955953 >>2955939 she will eat you up

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:00:28 2009 No.2955962 >>2955953 And out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:00:28 2009 No.2955964 [X] Yumizuka Satsuki

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:02:28 2009 No.2955972 >>2955964 who is that

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:03:28 2009 No.2955975 File: 21 KB, 300x471, Edwin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [x] Edwin after he's been turned permanently into a woman by Elminster

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:05:28 2009 No.2955977 >>2955975 Go away, GM. No one likes you and your pretentious bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:06:28 2009 No.2955979 File: 137 KB, 600x442, 1244024621739.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2955964 Sacchin is a servant, not a master.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Fri Jul 17 04:06:28 2009 No.2955980 File: 7 KB, 100x100, arcrage.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [X] ORT

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:08:47 2009 No.2955983 [DELETED]

Rin though probably the best choice has the poorest decision making process of them all

Shirou is a mana-less idiot and only does well through plot

Shinji is probably the most useless master period

So Ilya, but I'm going to have to agree with Gilg about all of this.

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Fri Jul 17 04:10:28 2009 No.2955987 [X] Kotomine Kirei

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:24:28 2009 No.2956010 Holy fuck I just started this game, and that intro was unnecessarily long, fuck me. I didn't even realize it was an intro until the OP video played, oh god I am betting 40+ hours for this game

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:29:28 2009 No.2956025
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>>2956010
It took me seventy-two hours total to get through all three routes. The vast majority of that time was filled with pure awesome and manly tears. Grin and bear it until it gets more interesting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:29:28 2009 No.2956026 Shinji has no magic, Shirou is shit as a master, botched summoning or no, Ilyasviel has good fuel but is also a crazy bitch. Rin seems the most reasonable. What are my abilities?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:35:28 2009 No.2956040 >>2956026 You can use a computer. Rin will need you for that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:36:28 2009 No.2956042 >>2956025 72 HOURS? Jesus christ, if it's as awesome as everybody makes of it, I'm ready to fap till I am raw. And only 3 roues? I'm guessing not too many choices, then

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:37:28 2009 No.2956047 >>2956042 >>I'm ready to fap till I am raw Enjoy your 10mintues of Hentai in 72 hours.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:39:28 2009 No.2956053 File: 42 KB, 240x756, FateStayThumbsUp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2956047

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:41:28 2009 No.2956058

>>2956025
Just checked my timer, 4 days, 13 hours and 52 minutes.
However, that's with alt-tabbing, afk'ing and replay to fap.
Oh, and of course to replay some of the manly battles.

I still have to replay everything to complete the Tiger Dojo.
I did that on purpose so that I HAVE to play f/sn again

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:44:28 2009 No.2956068 [x] Emiya Kiritsugu You didn't specify which war.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:50:28 2009 No.2956086 File: 459 KB, 496x1432, 1c22e0bd6a2d2480bbb9689285012b3a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2956068 Be sure to give Maiya a nice hug.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:50:28 2009 No.2956089 [X_] _____________ (someone else) Ushiromiya Kinzo He will hide in his mansion until there is only one other servant left, then he will activate all of his traps on Rokkenjima and wait for the enemy to arrive on his territory

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 05:06:28 2009 No.2956174
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[X]Matou Sakura

My first deed is to convince her to fight the god damn war,screw her and then.......Die.

Because seriously I doubt we Anonymous would make good servants. But hey,at least I can die saying that I served in the company of Sakura.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 05:09:28 2009 No.2956180 >>2956174 That's not something to be proud of.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 05:09:28 2009 No.2956181 >>2956086 worthless sidekick or most worthless sidekick

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 05:17:28 2009 No.2956218 >>2956010 It took me nearly 22 hours for a relatively straight play through of Fate route (no skipping,tiger dojos ect..) and 2 days 8 hours for all ends except dojos.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 05:18:28 2009 No.2956222 >>2956181 Most adorable sidekick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 05:27:28 2009 No.2956248 Shirou. He's a bro.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 05:28:28 2009 No.2956253 OP here. Stop spamming your retarded piece of shit on the superior board: http://www..ÄnönTälk.cöm/ (remove the dots over the letters) >gdjnhong ingighs hdlddjoo

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 05:47:28 2009 No.2956310 >>2956248 No. He's retarded.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 05:49:28 2009 No.2956316 >>2956310 I don't recall the two being mutually exclusive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 05:54:28 2009 No.2956330 >>2956316 Name one bro as retarded as him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 05:59:28 2009 No.2956343 >>2956330 Anonymous.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:00:28 2009 No.2956344 >>2956330 Battler

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:07:28 2009 No.2956368 File: 8 KB, 148x150, intelligentman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't appreciate you gentlemen insulting my intelligence.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:09:28 2009 No.2956370 [X]Bazett

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:11:28 2009 No.2956378 >>2956368 Don't worry Shirou, I still like you even if you're slow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:13:28 2009 No.2956383 >>2956370 Enjoy your dead, virgin master.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:18:28 2009 No.2956395

>>2956310
If he was just retarded, things would be easy.
You'd even take advantage of him.
But nooooo, the kid's first priority for everything is 'Hero of Justice'.
Anyone else but Saber and her 'knight's honor' would go out EVERY night to do work solo (even Saber did it once)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:21:28 2009 No.2956402 File: 319 KB, 512x582, blush.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2956378 He's not slow in the one place that matters.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:22:28 2009 No.2956406 File: 28 KB, 184x223, come again.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2956402

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:24:28 2009 No.2956410 >>2956395 Yeah but with Anonymous, being a dude, Shirou wouldn't really give a fuck. He'd probably break the contract in the first night.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:25:28 2009 No.2956412 >>2956402 Shirou is one heck of fast cook.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:26:28 2009 No.2956418 >>2956412 When he isn't dropping plates.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:27:28 2009 No.2956420 >>2955889 Ryougi Shiki is better, she can cut the akatshic records itself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:27:28 2009 No.2956421 >>2956410 Nah. RIn would prolly still come, you'd still go to Kirei, and he would play Shirou in his hands like always.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:28:28 2009 No.2956427 >>2956418 With half the body paralyzed, he does good enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:34:28 2009 No.2956434 I wonder if Anonymous could even protect Shirou from Lancer after being summoned? Seems doubtful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:39:28 2009 No.2956449 >>2956434 Invite him to dinner. Lancer has a geas to always accept offers of food... Oh wait, that's only by women. Become a trap, then invite him to dinner. Then think of something, like drawing Archer's attention.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:39:28 2009 No.2956450 >>2956420 Shiki > Shiki > SHIKI > SHIKI

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:41:28 2009 No.2956458 [X] Caster

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:46:28 2009 No.2956470 >>2956434 I don't think Anonymous would even TRY to protect Shirou.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:31:28 2009 No.2956659 >>2956470 Well I would, but only because that's just the sort of fellow I am.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:45:28 2009 No.2956705 >>2956470 why would you even want shirou as a master unless you are saber? avalon doesn't work for you or him, he cant refil your mana and he doesn't kill other masters.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:03:28 2009 No.2956769 >>2956705 >he cant refil your mana Yes he can, buttsex.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:04:28 2009 No.2956770 >>2956769 That's kinda gay bro

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:06:28 2009 No.2956781 [x] Matou Shinji Just so I could fucking kill him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:08:28 2009 No.2956790 File: 66 KB, 640x480, 1239459684055.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2956770 IT'S MANA TIME

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:11:28 2009 No.2956796 File: 67 KB, 231x235, 1247353707886.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:12:28 2009 No.2956800 File: 47 KB, 479x359, 1247696675522.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album,

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Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:14:28 2009 No.2956808

Wait, would I myself be the servant, or would I as Anonymous (Think Assassin logic here) be the servant.

Because if it's the latter, I think we'd actually be pretty good. Because we'd be like Assassin, being in multiple places at once, except there'd be shit tonnes of us. And our skills are more varied, which would lead to awesome.

Of course, we'd be the most self-conscious servant ever, so we'd need someone to keep us in line. I'd say Ilya or Rin(Our awesome skill would be +2 to every stat in the presence of loli or tsundere).

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:15:28 2009 No.2956809 [x]Caster's original master. Dude seemed pretty bro. we could be misogynist together. oh what fun we'd have insulting rider and saber for being the inferior sex. btw I'm Jack the ripper. Bitches and whores.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:15:28 2009 No.2956811 File: 215 KB, 1075x1763, ipodiosys.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:17:28 2009 No.2956817 File: 93 KB, 519x649, servant.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2956809 Oh wait this is type moon isn't it. Double nigger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:19:28 2009 No.2956819 >>2956817 I agree, Type-Moon serial killer loli's are the best thing in the world. Ok, typing that I heard it all in Reese from Malcom in the Middle's voice. Anyone else hear that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:22:28 2009 No.2956826 >>2956819 bro? wut?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:24:28 2009 No.2956830 >>2956817 Aww. I wouldn't mind getting knife'd by her.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:25:28 2009 No.2956833

>>2955979
Satsuki would be far superior as a master rather than a Servant.
If she would be a Master she would be able to use her reality amrble in order to kill servants.
If she herself would be a servant she would kill herself if she would use her reality marble.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:25:28 2009 No.2956835 OP here. Stop spamming your retarded piece of shit on the superior board: http://www..ÄnönTälk.cöm/ (remove the dots over the letters) >jifojiyo fyovg ccgdjgyjn2 l

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:29:28 2009 No.2956840 File: 168 KB, 1200x860, 2217608.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2956833 her reality marble can't kill servants, it can however make the holy grail not exist. ISN'T IT SAD EVERYONE!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:36:28 2009 No.2956851 >>2956840 Grail war: troll end.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:43:28 2009 No.2956866 >>2956840 Not really, no.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:45:28 2009 No.2956876 >>2956866 The pure grail is just a shitton of mana sitting out in the open. Why wouldn't it be affected?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:57:28 2009 No.2956904 >>2956876 Shitton is an understatement.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:58:28 2009 No.2956907 >>2956876 I think that was more in reference to the ISN'T IT SAD

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 10:01:28 2009 No.2956921 >>2956876 That shitton of mana encompasses the entire town. There's no way her elimination of a small area of that mana would completely destroy it. But the way I recall it, her ability would be incredibly useful against Spirits.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 10:01:28 2009 No.2956922 >>2956840 Why wouldn't her RM be able to kill servants? It kills mana and without it Servants cannot live.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 10:01:28 2009 No.2956923 >>2956876 Not open mana in the environment. Small grail gathers souls of heroes, and the Big Grail punches through the FUCKING DIMENSION OF UNLIMITED PURE MAGICAL ENERGY and whatnot, manipulated by Avenger. I doubt it's the same thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 10:04:28 2009 No.2956943 >>2956921 Depletion Garden only drains mana, not od.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 10:21:28 2009 No.2956993 My master would be the neighborhood cat. We'd win the grail in no time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 10:27:28 2009 No.2957008 >>2956993 How will you mana transfer with a cat?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 10:30:28 2009 No.2957016 File: 35 KB, 420x600, 420px-Fine_cat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2957008 how can you be here and not know this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 10:31:28 2009 No.2957020 [X] Bill Gates I am sure his money would come in handy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 10:42:28 2009 No.2957045 [X] Illyasviel von Einzbern i want to hear "you are strong, anon"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 10:44:28 2009 No.2957052 >>2957045 I'm going to go cry again, fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 10:44:28 2009 No.2957053 >>2957020 Good thinking. According to Rin, magic drains your savings account.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 10:45:28 2009 No.2957058 File: 48 KB, 365x400, platon_putin1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] He will be kicking servant asses while I will be making food.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 10:51:28 2009 No.2957069 >>2955871 [X] Rance

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