Dreamland

[Anonymous No.]

Dear /jp/, last night I had a dream.
A dream where something, somewhere, fucked up.
And due to that fuck-up, Youmu & Yuyuko somehow ended up at the place I work at.
Being the only person who knew who they were, I pretended they were foreign relatives of mine and had to convince them to come with me to my place so my boss wouldn't flip.
Youmu was EXTREMELY reluctant to trust me, but Yuyuko apparently felt I was trustworthy and made Youmu comply.
We had to walk across town to get to my house, unfortunately the trip took longer then expected because Yuyuko was constantly stopping at various restaurants and ordering food. But, being a resident of Hakugyokurou, she had no monies and I was forced to pay all the bills.
Eventually we reached my place and as the two of them settled in it became readily apparent that Youmu did not approve of her surroundings. She began re-arranging all my furniture and shifting stuff from room to room, much to my disdain. I followed her around the entire time, trying to get her to stop but in reality I was only exasperating things. Meanwhile, Yuyuko seemed unbothered by my furnishings and proceeded to wander around my house with her ever-so adorable airheaded complexion. Eventually she settled for snoozing on my bed.
This was where Youmu & I discovered her, and we agreed (for once) it would be best if we let her sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

I woke up this morning at 6:40 and it was light out and I wasn't sure if it was 6:40am or 6:40pm and I can't remember anything I did last night after I ate dinner or how I ended up in bed oh god

[Anonymous No.]

By some miracle I convinced Youmu to help me with dinner (because how the frack am I supposed to know what daily cusine in Hakugyokurou is?) and, following her instructions, we made a meal that I would liken to an expensive lunch at a fancy restaurant. (Y'know, in the $50-$80 range.) Hell, I didn't even know we had some of the ingredients used. Youmu became a little less hostile towards me and we actually began to talk like we were friends. She told me about her family lineage (Konpaku powah!) and how she was the gardener of the Netherworld and personal attendant to Yuyuko and I pretended this was all new info to me (even though it obviously wasn't) and told her about myself and my occupation, family, etc. By the time we had the meal prepared I had even managed to coax a small smile out of her, which no small feat from my perspective. (I've always viewed Youmu as a VERY serious, almost emotionless person. My mental image of her is very close to the attached pic.)
Anyways, about the time we finished the meal, Yuyuko had woken up and made her way back upstairs to my kitchen, and we sat down to eat. (Youmu served the food, even though I protested that the host be the one to perform that duty. However, she insisted so I eventually gave in.) Yuyuko sounded quite pleased with the meal and during the course of our dining she told about herself and how she found my house and indeed, this whole city quite fascinating. After the meal Youmu & I put away the dishes and cleaned up the kitchen while Yuyuko began browsing my bookshelves. SHe would pick up a book, open it, skim the pages for a while, and I got the distinct impression she was only looking at the pictures because whenever I tried to ask her about something that she would've read in the book, she look at me with a puzzled expression and say "What's that?"

[Anonymous No.]

Fascinating.

[Anonymous No.]

I dreamt last night that I took the biggest shit in my life.

Felt good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2946559
>would pick up a book, open it, skim the pages for a while, and I got the distinct impression she was only looking at the pictures
>book
>pictures
>T/N: Manga

[Anonymous No.]

>Yuyuko was constantly stopping at various restaurants and ordering food. But, being a resident of Hakugyokurou, she had no monies and I was forced to pay all the bills.
Fucken BIIIITTCCHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

I would just sigh and say "nevermind" and continue with my task of cleaning. Boy, am I sure glad Youmu was there to help! She insisted that her Mistress couldn't live in such an unclean residence and eventually convinced me to go on a cleaning rampage throughout the house. We tossed out old junk, dusted everywhere, washed the counters and scrubbed the bathrooms. While cleaning one of my upstairs bathrooms I was getting bored and began sneaking little clumps of bubbles from my soap into Youmu's hair. By the time we finished the bathroom floor she had a full-fledged afro. She didn't notice it, and wouldn't have either, except for the fact that Yuyuko nearly died laughing when she saw it. (No pun intended)

[Anonymous No.]

>>2946581
Then you woke up andall the hard work you put into cleaning the room was for naught.

[Anonymous No.]

When we were finally finished with the cleaning I plopped down in my armchair and was getting ready to doze off when Yuyuko came zipping into the room holding what appeared to be a laptop. (In hindsight, I think it belonged to a friend of mine, not really sure.) She pointed to the screen and said "Watch this!". She then slid her fingers across the touchpad and the cursor on the screen would track her movements. Each time it wiggled around she'd giggle, and the increasing adorability of the scene was almost too much to bear. I asked her if she would let me see the laptop for a moment. She rested her head on the arm of my chair as I fiddled around with the laptop, getting it level on my legs so she could see properly. I opened up firefox (fuck yeah!) and went to Google and then asked her if there was anything she'd like to know. I half expected what she said next. "Where do you keep the good food?". I laughed and told her "At the Food Court of course!". She replied, "Court? So it's across the Sanzu River?". I laughed and pulled up Googlemaps. I located my house and told her that's where we were that very second. She had the expression of a young child making an amazing realization, like the first time you wanted to go play outside with other kids, or the first time you looked at the sky and understood it was more then a big blue blanket. (All I can say is D'AAAAAWWWW SO ADORABLE!) I then located one of the large Malls in my city and told her that's where the foodcourt was. I was too engrossed in seeing her happy to realize the impact this would have on my wallet, and infact I nearly forgot it as Yuyuko dragged Youmu and me out the door.

[Anonymous No.]

After another quick jaunt across town (this time only 3 miles though, so not that bad. And luckily, no restauraunts along the way!) The three of us arrived at the mall. If you must know, it's Fayette Mall in Lexington, Kentucky. It's a very large place, with a Dick's Sporting Goods, a Cinemark, Sears, Macey's, and a plethora of other shops and stores of all kinds. And need I mention the people? Swarms of the best and worst this country has to offer! Hundreds of mall patrons, of all shapes and sizes. Scene kids, goths, and emos mixed in with jocks, preps, and douches. There were rednecks & gearheads, geeks & NEETs. There were old couples and young flings. Every social cliche you can think of was present. The look on my guests faces was one of sheer amazement. Yuyuko said she'd never seen so many people or such a large place. (Coming from Hakugyokurou, you'd think she'd be used to large crowds, what with al the innocent things Reimu's always murdering.) Even Youmu was slightly intimidated by the number of potential threats.When you're new to the human world, you never know what to expect from large crowds. It was about this time I noticed she had brought her swords, and ever since we entered the mall she'd been gripping the hilt of her blade in preperation for any kind of trouble. And it wasn't long before trouble found us. It wasn't long at all.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one a bit interested in this?
Please continue, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

Agreed, do want to hear more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2946559
>(I've always viewed Youmu as a VERY serious, almost emotionless person. My mental image of her is very close to the attached pic.)

ZUN Youmu cheerfully disagrees

[Trollkastel !!YSTYW7Om7uL No.]

I'm interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2946756
>>2946747
I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2946771
>>2946768
>>2946756
>>2946747
Sorry guys, I had to go to work (No, no Youmu showing up. ;_; ) and 4chan was being a complete BITCH and wouldn't even display. Sumshit about connection problems. Anyways, on to the CONTINUATION of my epic dream!

A shady group of scene kids, most of em I knew from a bad phase of my past noticed our approach and took interest in my new friends. They stopped us as we tried to make our way past and one particularly dickhead-looking punk stepped up. As it turns out, this was a guy who I dislike very much and I would no sooner sock him in the jaw then say hello. But I wasn't going to give in to those temptations, not just yet anyways. With a stupid smirk on his face he said, "Yo Dave, who're they?" He looked them over. "Hookers? Cheap whores?". Youmu began to tense up and I could tell she was in the mood to slice first and ask questions later. Yuyuko seemed oblivious to what was going on, she was still too interested in observing her new surroundings to pay any attention to the situation at hand. Youmu began to move towards the punk, as she did she said "How dare you insult my Mistress! I'm going to c-" I stepped in front of her, cutting her off.
"You're going to what? Hit me? Oooh, I'm soo scared! Whoever will save me from the flatchested bitch?" The punk began laughing, and as if on cue, his posse began to laugh as well. And to top it all off, Yuyuko began laughing too. She's always so easy going, even in bad situations. If she sees others laughing then she laughs too. This was the point where I began to worry. Not for our safety, because I knew all to well that they wouldn't be able to lay a finger on any of us, no. I was worried that Youmu would snap and cut them to pieces. Things weren't looking good and I was running out of options.

[Anonymous No.]

I tried to defuse the situation. I told the punk to just back off now while he still had the chance. He simply laughed and said, "Or what? You and the flat bitch gonna try and take us all on? Incase you haven't noticed, you're outnumbered. A LOT. But then again, you never were good at math." This one struck home. I'm very intelligent, one of the top minds in the state according to my test results, but I suck absolute balls at math. I just don't like to do it, so I don't. And my grades have always suffered accordingly. I barely graduated highschool, I passed my algebra with a 64.5%. I came inches from snapping and I was ready to say "Frack it" and start swinging when something white caught my eye. Mall security was on their way, several uniformed officers each armed with a stungun, mace, a police baton, and of course, their reputation. Rent-a-Cop or not, this triggered a reaction in the punk's group. He decided it was now or never and threw the first punch, a solid hit to my gut. His buddies all lunged towards the three of us, and I knew we were in trouble.

SNAP.

Youmu lunged forward whilst drawing her blade. In one swift movement she had closed the gap between herself and the punk who hit me and cracked his nose with the hilt of her sword. Thrusting the blade down into the ground, she used it as a support to laucnh herself at the next closest punk and proceeded to deliver a powerful kick to his skull. I didn't get the opportunity to see her next attack, because that's the moment when the rest of the punks reached Yuyuko and myself. I knew Youmu was busy and might not be able to reach us, so I took it upon myself to keep Yuyuko out of harms way.

[Anonymous No.]

Now before I continue, let me tell you something about my fighting ability. My combat experience totals to a couple schoolyard fights with bullies back in the mid 90s, and a few scuffles at a mental institution. (That's another story for another time.) Now sure, I've been through hell & back when it comes to dreams (I've fought alongside the Terrans against the Zerg, I've stormed the beaches of Normandy, crossed the blazing deserts of El Alamein alongside Rommel's Afrika Corps, and once even helped James Bond kill Oddjob.) but fighting in dreams is a mixed bag for me, sometimes I can fly and shoot lazers, and sometimes I'm limited to my actual physical abilities. Unfortunately, this was one of those situations where I only had my own abilities to rely on. I throw mild punches, they do little damage. My kicks are another story however, and I'm one agile sunuvabiznitch. I can dodge, block, and counter any strike made by an unexperienced combatant using "street-style" martial arts. Now, back to the dream.

[Anonymous No.]

Dreams are not this long or memorable. Enjoy your fanfiction.

[Anonymous No.]

Yuyuko chose this moment to notice the big sign that pointed the way to the foodcourt, and she began lazily wandering over in the direction it pointed. "Great, I have to do an escort quest." I thought to myself. I spotted Youmu's sword, still embedded into the ground and realized this was my only chance to keep Youmu from murdering anyone. I tugged it out and used it to hold the punks at bay as Yuyuko continued on her merry, oblivious way towards the foodcourt. Several of the punks tried to outflank us and I had to fight a two sided battle, jumping from one side of Yuyuko to the other to hold them off. They quickly wisened up when they realized they couldn't fight a swordsman with their bare hands, and so the punks began picking up objects they could use to their advantage. One guy grabbed a chair from a nearby shop and tossed it at us. It spiraled towards Yuyuko. I barely managed to jump in it's path, and the impact sent me sprawling onto the floor. I went sliding past Yuyuko and as I did I saw another punk was coming up behind her, intending to do God-knows-what, but it couldn't be anything good. By some miracle, Yuyuko saw me slide past and it must've looked like fun to her, because she ran and dived onto her stomach, sliding even farther then I did and giggling all the way. "Thank goodness for her childishness." I thought to myself. It was about this time a new problem reared it's ugly head. Mall security had showed up en-force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2947712
nigga please

Apparently the original trio of rent-a-cops had called for backup, and now there were 16 of the buggers, stunguns drawn.It was about this time Youmu made her re-appearence. Yuyuko and I were cornered in a small clothing store and the cops were blocking it off. Yuyuko was playing around with some of the frillier clothing accessories (go figure) and I was trying to keep the cops from getting a clear shot at her. Right as they were about to stun us both, Youmu comes up from behind and knocks the group of officers down. I yell that we need to get outta here and she agrees. I grab her by the arm and start to run towards the exit, but Youmu stands fast and refuses to budge until I return her sword. I plead with her to just go, but she refuses and we argue like this for several minutes, me refusing to hand over her weapon until we're off the premises and her refusing to leave the premises until I hand it over. Yuyuko takes this opportunity to wander off and it's now that I realize we're actually in the food court.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream where I had a girlfriend. She looked like Horo with black hair and was wearing a white button-up shirt. We watched a movie together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2947712
They can be pretty long but you'd have to fill in the gaps while writing it down, so in the end they end up becoming half-fiction anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2947729
Touche. But it's still awesome either way! (And actually... I've had dreams in excess of 10 hours before. They can be quite long.)

Yuyuko heads straight for the asian cuisine section, and returns with multiple large takeout boxes loaded with noodles, rice, chicken, and all kinds of other goodies. My jaw would've dropped in envy if it weren't for our current situation. The rent-a-cops have us surrounded at this point, and I resume pleading with Youmu that we leave before they catch us. I know that if I give her the blade there will be casualties (if there weren't any already, just because she's unarmed doesn't mean she can't kill.) but if we get caught then there'll be even bigger hell to pay. By some kinda miracle, at the last. POSSIBLE. SECOND. Yuyuko asks that Youmu carry the take-out, dumping it all into Youmu's arms before she can protest. With her hands full Youmu can't handle a blade and she knows it, and defying her mistress's will is against all she stands for. I've won. I ask Yuyuko if she can take us home, and next thing I know she's lifted Youmu and me onto her shoulders, and we go crashing through the glass roof and fly off to my house, leaving behind a shattered mall and a whole lotta stunned bystanders.

[Anonymous No.]

(AUTHORS NOSE)
[This last bit isn't relative anymore, cause I had to leave for work before being able to post it, but I didn't type up my dream just so that parts could go un-posted!]

It was here that I awoke from the dream. I don't know what happens next, but I can only imagine the three of us went home and enjoyed a great oriental dinner together. I could probably turn this into a crazy story, heck, even a series, though I need to get ready for work, I start at 2pm. Enjoy your reads /jp/!

{THE END}

I've had some other interesting Touhou dreams, but nothing as epic as that. The only thing that comes close was the time that I essentially relived the events of EoSD. In that dream I had the powers of a WoW frost specced mage. It was pretty badass, but I don't know if I'll ever retype it.. It had Koakuma in it, and I somehow managed to dick around with Sakuya's time manipulation crap. I think I might've burnt down part of Patchy's library too..

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for the story, bro. Passed the time.

Sage for finished story.

[Anonymous No.]

Cool story bro

really

I wish I could dream shit like that, would be awesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>2947810
>>2947829
Your welcome guys, always happy to help.

>>2947829
I dunno if it'll work for you, but I always have epic dreams when I'm really fukkin exhausted. Like this Youmu-Yuyuko dream occurred after I spent 8 hours yesterday helping some friends fill a 60-ish yard ditch with about 2 feet of gravel. I was ready to drop dead by the time I got home, but I wanted to try and squeeze in a round of Touhou. So I fired up Imperishable Night and ended up choosing none other then Youmu-Yuyuko as my team. After getting my ass handed to me by UNDONGE I made a quick stop over on youtube, looking for any Youmu vids and stumbled across the Youmu-Yuyuko M-1 grand Prix video. RIGHT after I finished watching it I crashed and slept for a good 9 or 10 hours, during which I had the epic dream.

tl:dr
WORK YOUR ASS OFF TO THE POINT OF EXHAUSTION and you'll have crazy dreams.
Try it!

[Anonymous !Jones4ZrPA No.]

The words "cool story bro" have never felt more relevant.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>2947862
But what should I work at to get exhausted?
Not many 60 yard ditches need filling where I live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2947862
but, i am just a lazy fuck who does nothing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2947880
Perhaps you could look into lucid dreaming techniques?

Or play games non-stop. Personally, one of the freakiest dreams I've ever had was after a marathon session of Half-Life.

[Anonymous No.]

>epic

[Anonymous No.]

>>2947899
I never got the hang of lucid dreaming.
Every time I woke up I couldn't be fucked to write everything down in order to acquire a "sense" for lucid dreaming because I wanted to get up and everything.
There doesn't seem to be a foolproof method for acquiring the abily to lucid dreaming.

Non-stop gaming doesn't work either, I do that a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2947872
I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU SPAMBOT MCDICKHEAD
DATS SOME IMPERSONATION RIGHT THAR
/cruisecontrol

You don't gotta landscape, why not ride your bike for like, a couple hours. Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album, and just cruise around in the evening. Push yourself, and by the time it's getting dark you should be sufficiently dead enough to want to plop down and snooze.

Although, if gaming makes you exhausted you can try it, but personally, I've never had insane dreams after long gaming marathons. But that's just me! Give it a shot, see what works for you!

[Anonymous No.]

>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album

you're awesome

[Anonymous No.]

I should be a tripfag and call myself the DREAM MASTER

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2947919

>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album

[Anonymous No.]

>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album

[Anonymous No.]

>>2947963
sup arc

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>2947953
AM I? I work at Kroger as a Cashier (Got hired yesterday bitches), I'm starting my first semester of College in a few weeks, I LURV THE INTERWEBZ, and I haven't been laid in a month. I don't see anything awesome about my life.

Though that doesn't mean I'm not enjoying myself, I mean, cmon, badass dreams, physical fitness, vidya games, friends, what's not to love?

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2947919
>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album

[Anonymous No.]

>>2947982
That's it what makes you awesome. You do all that shit and you don't care about what other people say about your shit.

You live the dream, you enjoy life, you do whatever the fuck you want AND you get fucking awesome touhou dreams.

You are awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2947983
>>2947986
>>2947977
>>2947963
>>2947953
Was it something I said?

[Anonymous No.]

>>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album

[Anonymous No.]

Well, recently I had a dream where I used an umbrella as a hang glider in a race.
No Touhoes.
And it broke.
Running on foot only.
Then I got bored and woke up before reaching my final destination.

[Anonymous No.]

>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2947919

>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album...

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2947919

>...Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album

[Anonymous No.]

>.Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album

[Anonymous No.]

>green text

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>.Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album

[Anonymous No.]

it's like I'm really on /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948047
All of them are Arc. He's from /v/, after all.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album

[Anonymous No.]

>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album

[Anonymous No.]

I somehow get the feeling that mine and Arcueid's posts get deleted.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948071
Don't worry bro, I know your posts were there, I has proof.
Unrelatedly:
I GRABBED MY IPOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948085

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>>2948099
oh god, I can't focus worth shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948099
Hand me a bucket, because I just shat bricks

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album

it's just an iPhone but okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948099
This is the proof of my very existance

It's proof that on the other side of the internet, there really are bros

Where are you from, broski?

[Anonymous !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>2948099
Cool troll image, bro.
It must have been painful to add those Myspace and Facebook links to your browser even for a second. That's dedication to your work.

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>>2948128
!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948128
YOU NEED MOAR IOYSYS.

>>2948139
Lexington, Kentucky, USA.
But that's just my physical location. I'm actually from a place much deeper. I come from the heart.

<3

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948147
u trol me

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>.Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album

[Anonymous No.]

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album

[Anonymous No.]

>But that's just my physical location. I'm actually from a place much deeper. I come from the heart.

pretty much this

are you my conciense?

[Anonymous No.]

>Or play games non-stop. Personally, one of the freakiest dreams I've ever had was after a marathon session of Half-Life.
Seriously, last year when I was marathonning Higurashi, I almost jumped off my balcony (I live on the third floor) because I was sleepwalking and I was dreaming that Mion was on my fucking roof, laughing her ass off because she would kill me.
Then she jumped on the railing of my balcony, so I quickly got back inside and closed my door.
Then I tried to fall asleep while her fucking face was right behind the curtain, waiting for me...

Up until now, that was the most horrifying dream/delusion I've ever had. Especially the day after it happened and I realised I nearly killed myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>Or play games non-stop. Personally, one of the freakiest dreams I've ever had was after a marathon session of Half-Life.
Seriously, last year when I was marathonning Higurashi, I almost jumped off my balcony (I live on the third floor) because I was sleepwalking and I was dreaming that Mion was on my fucking roof, laughing her ass off because she would kill me.
Then she jumped on the railing of my balcony, so I quickly got back inside and closed my door.
After that I tried to fall asleep while her fucking face was right behind the curtain, waiting for me...

Up until now, that was the most horrifying dream/delusion I've ever had. Especially the day after it happened and I realised I nearly killed myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948209
holy fucking shit

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>2948178
So much win!

>>2948190
Perhaps.. Tell me this: Can a being be a conscious without occupying the same space as that which it counsels? If so, then maybe I am your conscious. Guiding you along, telling you right from wrong, doing all kinds of things to influence your life without you ever really seeing me or knowing who I am. You might know me by another name, your friend.

>>2948209
Good lawd son, glad you're alright. Sounds like a terrible night..

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948222
GOD DAMNIT STOP IMPERSONATING ME YOU [spam]BOTHEAD

[Anonymous No.]

>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948233
Tell me a secret:

How do I study so that I get into univeristy? I don't know how to study and everytime I try to, I quit pretty fast because I am not motivated enough

[Anonymous No.]

I read this whole fucking bullshit expecting an epic Prince of Bel-air ending.

I AM DISSAPOINT.

[Anonymous No.]

>.Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948253

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: tripfag forces stupid meme.
goddamn

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream where I fell in love.

I woke up heart broken.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2948258

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948147
There was a time when Facebook was open only to the elite. But I guess you were too young to know or care back then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948264
>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album
>meme

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'm going to grab my iPod and fire up my favorite IOSYS album.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2948264

>MEEMZ

[Anonymous !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>2948280
I don't think it got popular until I was out of high school.
But does that even matter? Social networking is social networking is social networking.

[Anonymous No.]

xD reaction faces are so silly!!

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>.Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album
>.Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album
>.Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album
>.Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album
>.Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album
>.Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album
>.Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album

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>>2948264
I feel his efforts and those of the other anons present are quite worthy and entertaining. Something I said entertained someone, and that's what makes me feel good inside.

>>2948253
Well, you're talking to the guy who never studied for a test. EVER. I either knew my stuff or I didn't, but luckily I usually did. But I won't leave you hangin! Your problem isn't that you can't motivate yourself to study, it's that you can't motivate yourself. You need to work on your work ethic. Go clean up that messy room that you've been meaning to clean for a while, resist the temptation to eat when it's not mealtime, finish up that book you picked up and loved but never got around to completing. Basically, always do 100% on a job, never leaving it half done. And don't just do a half-assed job of things either! When I helped my friends out with their ditch digging endeavor I shoveled the FUCK outta them rocks. The guy who organized the project actually took me out and bought me a big ol steak dinner when everyone was finished, said it was a reward for being the hardest worker out of everyone. And that's saying something cause I'm a skinny lil white guy and everyone else was rednecks, jocks, and gearheads. Y'know, the big, beefy guys who could bunchpress a truck. Your mind is your greatest asset, if you tell yourself you can do something, you can do it. (Don't just think it, say it out loud. When you speak, you override your mind. Your mind has to stop to pay attention to what you're saying. Don't believe me? Try this: Say your ABCs while THINKING your 123s.) Once you get your work ethic up'n'running, you can apply that same willpower to studying! Then you'll be able to make it through that university exam you spoke of.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2948290

>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album....

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948290

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>...Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

LISTEN YOU FUCKING FAGGOT JANITOR WE'RE GOING TO GRAB OUR IPODS AND FIRE UP OUR FAVORITE IOSYS TRACKS NO MATTER HOW YOU DELETE.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948342
2nd'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948342
Just go back to /b/ you fucking idiot.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2948356
naw nigga I gotta

>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948360
Can't you grab my iPod on /b/ though? Geez, silly Arc.

[(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ No.]

>>2948356
Please don't talk to Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948321
>>2948321
>>2948321
>>2948321

HOLY MOTHER OF TITTYFUCKING CHRIST

YOU KNEW IT ALL ALONG YOU KNEW THE FUCKING ANSWERS TO MY FUCKING PROBLEMS

YOU KNEW MY BEHAVIOUR BETTER THAN I EVER COULDAND YOU GIVE ME ADVICE ON HOW TO IMPROVE MYSELF

THIS IS IT THANK A LOT ANONYMOUS SAMA

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

>>2948342
im going to continue deleting your shitty posts just to make you angrier

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album

[Trollkastel !!YSTYW7Om7uL No.]

I really liked that story. It was quite good, I wish I had more epic dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948368
YES! JOIN OUR IOSYS ON IPOD LISTENING FORCES

[Anonymous of Colombia !/MTU7LNU7s No.]

>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2948365

Then you gotta

>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album

[Anonymous No.]

That's it. I give up. I'm finally blocking Arcueid's trip.

He's officially the worst poster on this board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948377

Alright then

>Grabbing iPod in order to fire up my favorite IOSYS album

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948384
more like the best

[Anonymous No.]

>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album

[Anonymous !Jones4ZrPA No.]

私の用務員くんが大好きです。

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948356
Stop being a jerk, tis not nice. They're enjoying themselves and Arc isn't from /b/, he's a resident of /jp/. I've seen him here plenty o times, hell, I think he posted in my first thread here about two-three weeks ago. Granted, back then he, along with the rest of you, abused the hell outta me and thought I was a troll, but alas, you're always forgiven anon.

>>2948321
I didn't mention this, but I was listening to my IOSYS albums on my iPod while shoveling. I swear to god, every time I'd get tired I'd pump up the volume on Overdrive or Neko Miko Reimu B or Voile game and it'd be like a crazy energy boost. You'd see me standing there, practically limp from exhaustion, and then an awesome track would kick in, and I'd start to bounce to the beat and begin movin and groovin, dancin in teh heat of yesterday's bizzarly humid day. And then, SHOVEL TIME, KYAAAH MUTHAFUCKERS! It was a blast. Seriously, having trouble working? GRAB YOUR IPOD, FIRE UP YOUR FAVORITE IOSYS ALBUM!
I guarantee it'll work. It may even get you a steak dinner.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album.....

[Anonymous No.]

>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948395
You're that "New to Touhou guy", aren't you? I could recognize your terrible posting anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>GRAB YOUR IPOD, FIRE UP YOUR FAVORITE IOSYS ALBUM!

HE SAID IT AGAIN; FUCK ME I CAME

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>iPod + iOSYS

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948365
I'm the Compassionate Anon, and I'm here for ya bro. if I knew how to be a tripfag, I probably would have that as my nametripcode thing. But whatevs, I don't need to be unique to help you. I just need to be me.
It can be hugz time now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948395
A while ago, I would just assume this is a joke post. But with the amount of faggots on /jp/ now, I can't be sure anymore.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>GRAB YOUR IPOD, FIRE UP YOUR FAVORITE IOSYS ALBUM!


YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948407
you're that faggot right? gtfo

ALSO

>GRAB YOUR IPOD, FIRE UP YOUR FAVORITE IOSYS ALBUM!

[Anonymous !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>2948414
It's just Arc talking to himself, pay no heed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948407
Aww, you remembered me! Good eye mate, you're living proof that Anon is a better Tyra Banks then Tyra Banks. How ya been?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948413
Back to gaia, faggot.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2948421
>>2948421

everybody on /jp/ is me.

You, too.

>GRAB YOUR IPOD, FIRE UP YOUR FAVORITE IOSYS ALBUM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948421
Actually, I'm not Arc. How could I be Arc if I don't know how to tripcode? I'm New to Touhou, cmon dude, keep up!

[Anonymous No.]

>You'd see me standing there, practically limp from exhaustion, and then an awesome track would kick in, and I'd start to bounce to the beat and begin movin and groovin, dancin in teh heat of yesterday's bizzarly humid day.

Energy boost by iPod + IOSYS? Sure, I'll have it

>I guarantee it'll work. It may even get you a steak dinner.

hand me a tissue, because i just came

[(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ No.]

>>2948356
Seriously, I would appreciate it if you would apologise. I can't stand all this tension.

[Anonymous No.]

>GRAB YOUR IPOD, FIRE UP YOUR FAVORITE IOSYS ALBUM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948427
You seem troubled Anon? I'd ask you what's wrong, but I think I already know. Something you're not used to has come into your natural habitat and disturbed your way of life. Now, I'm more then sure it's very apologetic for causing you discomfort, but you should be aware that being open to newcomers can be a very good thing. Afterall, how're you gonna meet that dream woman (man, if that's how you roll) if you won't accept anyone new into your surroundings?

[Anonymous No.]

>Turn on your computer, listen to your favorite Demetori album.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948443
A MUTATION APPEARS

[Anonymous No.]

Put on your earphones, listen to your favorite classical piece.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

Turn on your car, listen to EUROBEAT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948443
>>Turn on your computer, listen to your favorite Demetori album.

meh

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Janitor-san, can't you just delete the thread?

It's pretty obvious they won't stop now

I'm ready to accept the loss of this thread

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

permaban arcueid

[Anonymous No.]

I'm curious... Why is it that you dislike firing up your iPod? Are you apple haters? You can always hit up your Zunes. I hear the Zune 2 is nice this time of year. And didn't your favorite 'Ghetti Cookin Bird get it's start as a forced meme? You'll save yourself some headache if you relax and accept the passage of the internets for what they are: A wild ride down a series of tubes.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album

[Anonymous No.]

>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else prefer the actual BGM to the touhou games over IOSYS?
Well, PoFV's music is kinda shit. PCB and the like, though.

[Anonymous No.]

Interesting... 15 minutes and not a peep about why you dislike it. How very interesting.. Perhaps Anon, you like it. Or maybe it's a simple case of "Chen got your tongue?"

>>2948539
EoSD OST fuck YEAH!

[Anonymous No.]

>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948490
>>2948557
I don't have an iPod

D:

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948570
I dunno about Arc and Anon, but a Zune is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948539

Some of the PoFV tracks are good. Colorful Path, Riverside View, Forsaken Doll... I like them anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

I live in europe and i'm going to bed now

thanks for everything and thanks for the enlightment you gave me, dream master

i will be praying for your safety

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948570
I like emoticons too. :D

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948625
Gnight friend, I'm glad I helped you! And don't call me dream master, that's just silly. Call me "New to Touhou", cause that pisses off the haters even more. Think of it as my little way of trolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948637
lulz gaiafag

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948651
How can I see you again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948669
Just look for the guy everyone's flaming! it's not that hard to find me, I don't fit in around here very well..

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948698
alright, gnight

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948714
It is only night for as long as you remain in the shadow of self-doubt.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2946569
Other kinds of books have pictures too, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948922
Yeah seriously, you'd be surprised to know that my manga collection consists of a whopping 1 book. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

Awesome dream bro, true or not.
Also, your Yuyuko is OoC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2949005
It's true, but to be fair, I filled in some blanks so that it made a better story. (Mostly details about the background and setting.)
Don't blame me, blame my understanding of the characters! I am new afterall..

[Anonymous No.]

>>2948991
Nice army men.

[Anonymous No.]

fanfiction/general

oh /jp/...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2949080
Thanks, they were a gift from an old friend, I got em two days ago. If my camera hadn't been wasted on pics for the SPOT THAT JAP thread I'd give you pictures of the rest o my soldiers.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow! I had a dream about a thread like this. Actually it was more like a nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2949170
A nightmare you say..?

[Anonymous No.]

The only /jp/ related dream I've had is when I was Marisa taking a short stroll with Reimu around the shrine. We had a light-hearted conversation about inconsequential things.

[Anonymous No.]

>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album

[Anonymous No.]

>>2949198
He said nightmare, not trippy comedy.

[Anonymous No.]

>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album.

[Anonymous No.]

>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album