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Father Don of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints Mon Jul 13 20:22:38 2009 No.2938154 [Reply] [Original]

So /jp/...? Have you accepted the Lord, Jesus Christ, as your personal saviour?

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Mon Jul 13 20:24:38 2009 No.2938163 File: 76 KB, 420x560, add0bbccadef3f5fa809c61ff3baa641.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am a satanist, sorry

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:25:38 2009 No.2938168 File: 164 KB, 1024x768, fsm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sorry, I don't think I'm allowed to worship false idols.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:25:38 2009 No.2938170 >>2938154 I've accepted Cthulhu alright

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:27:38 2009 No.2938183 yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:27:38 2009 No.2938184 Is it possible to sell your soul to the Devil in exchange for a perfect waifu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:29:38 2009 No.2938190 Is that you, Brotherdon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:29:38 2009 No.2938197 File: 229 KB, 600x800, fdbf6aa0e6b2ad1c91fed4b106f08af9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2938184 The Devil is the perfect waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:32:38 2009 No.2938207 File: 292 KB, 1600x1200, 1215556057211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm Catholic.

>>	(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Mon Jul 13 20:33:38 2009 No.2938215 File: 154 KB, 500x500, sheep.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am a devout Mercerist, sorry.

>>	Ｍｏｒａｌｆａｇ　Ｐｒｉｍｅ !CURRY/D.b2!!eHwd9yRamz5 Mon Jul 13 20:36:38 2009 No.2938228 >>2938184 This is possible indeed. I would do it However it's not possible if you have no soul I do not know, however, if it would be possible to sell your soul to become the little girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:38:38 2009 No.2938240 >>2938207 Fuck yeah Yumemi, you're the best

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:44:38 2009 No.2938265 File: 106 KB, 384x448, cdbg07a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My God is the most moe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:46:38 2009 No.2938274 File: 6 KB, 216x62, googlism.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sorry, I'm a member of the church of Google.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:47:38 2009 No.2938277 is jesus moe?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:49:38 2009 No.2938281 I remember using those same words when trolling people on AIM... The results were quite humorous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:49:38 2009 No.2938282 >>2938277 No

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:49:38 2009 No.2938283 File: 47 KB, 427x413, discordia.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2938274 Rimmer?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:57:38 2009 No.2938306 File: 76 KB, 562x650, jesus - rumia version.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2938277

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:58:07 2009 No.2938308 [DELETED]

I am a very religious person. Well, not religious, but I’d definitely consider my personal faith a vital aspect of my life. I believe without the shadow of a doubt that Jesus Christ has saved me and made me righteous. I have a deep, personal relationship with Jesus Christ, the Son of God. He and I talk frequently. I’ve been trying to get him to stop smoking, so far to no avail. Well, a little. I’ve gotten him to stop smoking except after we make love, which unfortunately for his lungs and fortunately for my blue balls, takes place approximately four times daily. I’ll tell you, Jesus Christ sure packs one hell of a load. I mean, there’s really nothing I love more than feeling his huge dick on my face, flicking his balls a little with my tongue, feeling his sweet, shapely buttocks spread onto my nose and mouth, feeling the warmth of his cum all over my face. Honestly, when Jesus Christ’s big, round, beautiful cock is just on the tip of my lips, I truly feel his salvation. I truly feel at home when he enters into me. That big, veiny monster in my mouth is all that I love in the world. When he enters into me with his thick cock, when he thrusts soft at first and then progressively harder until finally his warm, divine man-god-juice fills my hole… feeling Jesus Christ fuck my tight little asshole… oh my God. I just realized how hard I am right now. Jesus Christ’s hard, tight little body with those fucking abs of hard rock… they make me as hard as a rock. There’s nothing better than his round, shapely ass. Christ has the best ass of any man alive. It feels so perfect when you hold it in your hand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:01:38 2009 No.2938317 >>2938281 Yeah, its very easy to anger overzealous atheists by pretending to be a devout Christian creationist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:03:38 2009 No.2938324 >>2938308 fap fap fap

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:04:38 2009 No.2938331 >>2938317 No, actually, the people I trolled were Christians too. Or Catholics.

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:11:38 2009 No.2938355
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No, but I've been thinking about joining the Church of the Dominion.
Chainsaws, rejection of reality, and all the miko legs you can handle. Now that sounds like a dogma I can get behind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:20:38 2009 No.2938410 >>2938306 ffffffff......fufufufufufu

>>	「ロリあき」 Mon Jul 13 21:29:38 2009 No.2938461 >>2938317 I fucking hate overzealous atheists, they give real atheists a bad rep. People railing about how they don't want to hear about a space wizard are jsut as annoying as those who want to proselytize--why don't they realize?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:31:38 2009 No.2938479 >>2938461 >real atheists Fuck off, atheism isn't a religion. Take your No True Scotsman fallacy elsewhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:35:38 2009 No.2938502 >>2938461 Bullshit. Nothing is more annoying than a creationist. I'm sorry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:40:38 2009 No.2938534 so what are christians in zipangu like anyhow

>>	「ロリあき」 Mon Jul 13 21:41:38 2009 No.2938540 >>2938479 Smooth misinterpretation, bro. Atheists should be comfortable in their lack of faith; there's zero need to defend yourself. Any effort to do so only makes you shrill.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:43:38 2009 No.2938557 >>2938534 They're all Korean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:44:38 2009 No.2938565 >>2938540 As much as I agree, I'm still annoyed by your "real atheists" shit. It's not a club.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:45:38 2009 No.2938570 >>2938154 Setsuna was right about no god.

>>	Christopher Hitchens Mon Jul 13 21:45:38 2009 No.2938571 >>2938540 Fuck you.

>>	「ロリあき」 Mon Jul 13 21:46:38 2009 No.2938578 >>2938534 i saw one at a festival, WEARING a generator and PA pole with a banner advertising their church and talking about KIRISUTO. Shit had to weigh over 100 lbs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:46:38 2009 No.2938580 >>2938154 OP is grapefields

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:51:38 2009 No.2938618

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:52:38 2009 No.2938623 File: 161 KB, 600x458, 1227737515489.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm a Capitalist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:53:38 2009 No.2938628 File: 106 KB, 594x792, wolfwood001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wolfwood ; ;

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:57:38 2009 No.2938655

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 22:09:38 2009 No.2938718 I'm Buddhist.

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