/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

http://lfpress.ca/newsstand/News/Local/2009/07/09/10079071.html

>Admitting he possessed child pornography, a London man said yesterday he lived "in a closed box" of friendless fantasy fuelled by video games, his computer and comic books.

>"I'd work, come home . . . lock myself in my apartment."

>But the same charges that led him to court also brought love into his life and have turned his life around, Michael Cherry, 38, said. "I never would have fallen in love. I never would have got some of the help I need. This (is) a very black mark on my life but it brought me good things. When (she) moved with me I got rid of all my fantasies."

>"All I want now is to pay my debt and get back to (her) and continue to build a better life with her."

>Rollings also showed a video of a two- to three-year-old girl, bound and sexually assaulted. Asked if he wanted to view the evidence against him, Cherry declined. "I have no interest in seeing it," he said.

So /jp/, what's your excuse for being single?

[Anonymous No.]

Someone broke me heart.

[Anonymous No.]

38? I'll have killed myself long before then.

[Anonymous No.]

Japan

[Anonymous No.]

I just saw the future. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I have no interest in human relationships or even conversing with other humans. I see most people as dogs that can only follow a few commands and other then that they act like neurotic idiots.

[Anonymous No.]

Being arrested makes you fall in love? He must have enjoyed being handcuffed a bit too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2930932
That makes sense. Good boy!

[Anonymous No.]

I can only feel love for 2D characters.

[Anonymous No.]

I like how you guys all assume having a girlfriend and getting sex is some big deal. I admit I am somewhat socially awkward but who cares. Sex looks vile to do anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2930946

FAP FAP FAP

Sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2930957
I wouldn't mind having regular sex. Normal life? More human interaction? No, fuck, screw it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2930946
This, also I'll probably kill myself before I'm 30 anyway

[Anonymous No.]

I can only love people who don't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>When (she) moved with me I got rid of all my fantasies.
>London

"Girlfriend" is a government brainwashing agent. Probally not even female.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2930957
You haven't had much interaction with the female sex in some time have you? Just being around a pretty girl regularly (as in, same person/s) gives you an awesome feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>what's your excuse for being single?
I want to be single

[Anonymous No.]

>>2930988
Lies! He's working for the government!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2930987
It is shaped like a female. Delicious robot. Do want.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is anyone that's single or says they like being single look down on like they're sad and lonely people?
Being single doesn't automagically = depression, some people genuinely enjoy not being pussy whipped and bitched at all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2930988

Does it now? After a quick glance through my phonebook, I'd have to say: no, not really. Perhaps we're single because we don't get giddy over mundane crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931013
>automagically
I'm stealing this word for my collection. I'll put it next to "glitterally".

[Anonymous No.]

Because I got dumped for a manipulative bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't have an excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931013

Well, if you think of it from a primal point of view, the point of life is to reproduce. So those who aren't engaged or attempting to do so are viewed as 'abnormal'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931035
So, normalfags are no better than animals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931035

Perhaps the same could be said of homosexuals.

[Anonymous No.]

Take notes, kids. Apparently our two objectives in life are:

1. Fuck
2. Die

(the bonus third objective, "Pay Taxes", comes both before, between, and after. Lucky you!)

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931035
I'm a bio major, and even I think you should be ashamed of yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2930902

Interesting article. I for one am willing to believe that he is not a pedophile and simply had the material due to his misadventures on the internet. It's pretty easy to accidentally have questionable material on your system... just look at /b/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931035
Those that don't are a blessing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931041
But they are so gay, nobody can call them depressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931051
That's not an objective, it's a certainty, along with death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2930988

>Just being around a pretty girl regularly (as in, same person/s) gives you an awesome feeling.

Oh really. It just makes me really uncomfortable like I want to crawl out of my own skin and run away screaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931054
Too bad you are not a psychologist. Then I would have given you at least some credit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931075

Death is a certainty, but having sex isn't.

Besides, some of the greatest thinkers never had sex. Like that Nikola Tesla guy that just had his anniversary recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931099
On a related note: I am a psychology major and I hate normalfags.

[Anonymous No.]

Bet his "child pornography" was of the fictional drawn Japanese variety.

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus. Fuck. Isn't anyone an actual Biologist or psychologist? Saying "I'm a <inset title here> major" isn't impressive. Doesn't anyone on /jp/ have an actual title besides faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>two court officers had to avert their eyes.

I'll bet they did. Anyone that can't view something horrible with a straight face has morality issues of their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931127
I don't know of any 2D porn videos of 2-3 year old girls being abused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931035
Life doesn't really have a purpose, it just is. It just so happens that those of us who can reproduce are a lot more capable of existing than those of us who cannot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931139
You're not looking hard enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931139
you aren't looking hard enough

[Anonymous No.]

My excuse is that I have to take care of my elderly mother. Yes, mother.

Anyway, video ddl fucken where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931108
Dual majoring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931129

I'm working on it, dipshit. My entire point was it's hard to find any other curriculum that pounds the "reproducing is the point of life" angle more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931142
Yeah, like Tesla, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Bachelor of Science in Game Design & Development.
>(However jobless so disregard that I..)

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931157
actually I mean species, not individual people. To revise:

Species which can reproduce are a lot more capable of existing than species which cannot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931156
If you are really a bio major, then you must at least have heard of the "selfish gene theory".

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931162
Isn't it the opposite?
Take a look at ants. Only their queens can reproduce, yet they are the most numerous insects on Earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931156

I'm not a biologist, but I always though the purpose of life (or rather self replicating processes), was to pass on its generic information. The propagation of genes is a key point of Evolutionary Biology as far as I know.
I'm not totally sure because I'm a CS grad.

[Anonymous No.]

Single? Last few girlfriends I had turned out to be money sucking leeches. She wanted a loan for her mom, corniest shit I have ever been fed. But I was in love and was delusional and decided to help her with financial problems against my better judgment. She took a loan off me and ran off with another boyfriend to the central states somewhere. Leaving me in the dust, been with her for three years.

The last girlfriend I had as of recent sort of got "bored" after a year and decided to bail. We did a lot of things together and she just got tired. Wasn't as bad as the other one.

After that I been flinging in and out of relationships, getting bored with a lot of girls. Most of them are psychotic and crave attention 24/7. It gets god damn annoying. Single for a year now, sort of broke and not really looking for a relationship. Will try for another if the girl is good looking enough and isn't a bitch though.

25 now, but managed to buy a ton of shit with the money I haven't been burning off. Getting sorta lonely now, I probably need a fuck buddy soon and retire the hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931168
Of course. I read that in high school. But let's not get into the biology wars over whether it's genes or phenotype that drive that behavior... I like discussing Gould vs. Dawkins, but it's dragging us off topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931186

>Will try for another if the girl is good looking enough and isn't a bitch though.

Seriously, don't bother. I got my heart ripped out and stomped on close 10 years ago, and it has left me unable to find ANYONE of the opposite sex that I find even remotely interesting. I'm perfectly happy not going through that ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931186
You sound a lot like me. Don't know if it's the times or the age, but it seems to bring out the worst in a lot of people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931186
Just think of all the money you saved by switching to masturbation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931227

[Anonymous No.]

This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931186
>>2931214
>>2931222
I like the general "It's not me, she's a whorebitch" attitudes in here. Damn bitches don't know a good woman-hating, anti-social, needy man when she sees him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931186
I've just started working a volunteer job and there happens to be two cute girls who look a year or two younger than me (I'm 18). I'm somewhat good looking now (hated myself before: was 'chubby' and too plain) but still conversationally awkward, though not as bad as before. Any advice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931235
>She wanted a loan for her mom, corniest shit I have ever been fed. But I was in love and was delusional and decided to help her with financial problems against my better judgment. She took a loan off me and ran off with another boyfriend to the central states somewhere. Leaving me in the dust, been with her for three years.

It stops being up for debate when actual fraud occurs.

[Hatsune Miku !MIKUiqnw0. No.]

>>2930902
'What a liability.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931239
Stay the hell away before one of them drains you of your money and eventually leaves you because she "doesn't know where this relationship is going"

[Anonymous No.]

>>2930902
>Rollings said the images and videos linked to or found on Cherry's computer during a 2008 provincewide investigation
>provincewide investigation
WHAT THE FUCK?

Anyway, I'm single because... fuck, if I knew, I wouldn't be anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931295
>Cherry was arrested at his King Edward apartment Feb 12, 2008, in a sweeping probe that involved OPP and 14 civic forces, including London Police, and led to 73 charges against 22 Ontario residents.
>sweeping probe
Holy fuck, what is wrong with the world?

[Anonymous No.]

• Women are irresponsible and play too many games.
• Family court will rape the living shit out of a man as soon as cupcake gets bored, giving her the kids and his salary.
• Women don't realize wtf they're getting themselves into if they want a relationship with me.
• I'm not interested in coming home after work every day and having to engage in riot control.
• Life already has enough drama.
• I need my space and alone time, otherwise I go slightly crazy in a bad way.
• I move a lot and my finances are not stable; taking care of a large child in that sort of circumstance is the last thing I need.
• Most chicks are too shallow/stupid for me to open up to them in any significant way.
• I don't expect I'll find a woman who is sexually compatible with me.
• My expectations with regard to obedience, intelligence and character are high; most of them fail to attain these.

Really, I could go on and on. What is your excuse for *not* being single?

[Anonymous No.]

>taking care of a large child
>large child
...?

>I don't expect I'll find a woman who is sexually compatible with me.
What? The only way to be sexually incompatible with every girl you have a chance with is to be shit.

Other than that you simply sound like you have high-standards as I'm sure most of us on /jp/ do. As long as you don't get into a serious relationship what's the problem?

[NewFriend !zkraGArAss No.]

>>2931306
Thought police inc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931384
I guess he prefers small children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931384
>What? The only way to be sexually incompatible with every girl you have a chance with is to be shit.
Some people have fetishes, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931384
>...?
He's talking about women.

[Anonymous No.]

My excuse? Not having any friends, still living with my parents even though I'm 23, etc.

I actually feel happy, because deep down this is what I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931384

I'm not interested in relationships that are not serious. Tried the whole casual sex thing, it didn't agree with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931428
Deep down no-one wants to be a loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931449
I take perverse pleasure in being a loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931449

What makes you think that living with parents and having no friends makes someone a loser? Is it any better to be a salaryman with 2.2 kids and a wife?

[Anonymous No.]

I like being alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2930902
If I really loved a person I wouldn't want her to be with me, I'm not saying I hate myself all of that shit, but I know I'm not suited for relationship.
To do that it'd require of me an effort to change myself, and I don't want that, I'm fine being the generic rude nerd.

[Spiral Dreamer !!gEboGl65CZ1 No.]

For me, I see the negatives of being in a personal relationship with someone as outweighing the positives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931235
>Damn bitches don't know a good woman-hating, anti-social, needy man when she sees him.

Are you certain these attitudes didn't develop due to how these women behaved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931449
What does the word loser even mean?

[Anonymous No.]

It seems silly to even attempt at any form of romantic relationship while jobless and living with my parents. But even when that situation is changed:
>For me, I see the negatives of being in a personal relationship with someone as outweighing the positives.
This is true. I value my autonomy and solitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931449
Actually, I want. Hanging out with other losers is really fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931525
Someone who suffers from defeat regularly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931543
Losers don't have friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931556
Oh, I always thought that a ''loser'' is someone who doesnt contribute anything to the society..I just live my life with welfare money and play video games with other people like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931580
Generally being a loser is something you have to determine by yourself. Still, a guy who claims to be happy having no friends and living with his parents at 23 (as if he doesn't care if he lives the rest of his life that way) should pretty much automatically receive such a label as they've done nothing but give up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931620
But what if that's the life they've strived for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931620
But I fucking love that love, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931673
>life.
Derp

[Anonymous No.]

high standards

[Anonymous No.]

>"I'd work, come home . . . lock myself in my apartment."
awesome

[Anonymous No.]

Women are greatly overrated. If I wanted to put up with an emotionally and logically unstable monster who sucks the life out of me I'ld just adopt an overly aggressive autistic child.

[FACEPALM No.]

>All I want now is to pay my debt and get back to (her) and continue to build a better life with her

I N S E R T
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E P I C
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R E A C T I O N
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I M A G E

[Anonymous No.]

>>2930902
This guy is a major faggot who never really cared about his hobbies.

If he betrayed what he enjoys that easily, than he probably didn't have much of an attachment to it in the first place. A person who betrays what they love at the drop of a hat just because they found a significant other is just a pussy who was using whatever means necessary to escape from their daily lives. All they care about is the escapism, they don't care about the actual material. A true fan wouldn't give up their hobbies so easily. They would persevere or maintain it albeit to a lesser degree due to more time constraints.

This man is an example of someone who gave up his ideals for a woman. How pitiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931580
A loser is someone who loses. In other words, someone who tries to get a job, but fails, is a loser. If you have friends, you obviously have enough social skills to get a job, you just aren't making the attempt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931699

Relax, Anon. I'm sure he's just bluffing to get off easier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931235

Fuck you pal. I don't hate women, and for your information, it WAS her. For starters she loved acid, loved to break things, loved to scream, and lastly loved to attack me with large blunt objects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931722
So she liked pouring acid over you while you were strapped to a broken table after she knocked you out by clubbing you over the head while screaming a battle cry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931711
If you aren't making the attempt then you aren't failing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931709
Not necessarily. It doesn't necessarily mean that he doesn't care about it, it might mean that the woman is simply more important to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931743
Right. Giving up is not the same as losing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931740

I lol'd. That's fucking great.

[Reply Samurai !AB5fTSvpY6 No.]

The woman I love is somewhat autistic, a lot antisocial and when I finally manned up and tried to have a conversation with her, she ignored me.
But since she seems to do that to every normalfag, I'm willing to try again. Maybe she will see that I'm not one of those guys (if that's really the issue).

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931749
Hey man, you said it yourself:
>someone who tries to get a job, but fails, is a loser.
I could get a job if I wanted to. I just don't want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931759
I meant fail at getting a job, not fail at mustering up the energy to fill out an application.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931766
why should I? So I can waste time doing something I don't enjoy, earning a pitiful amount of money? No thanks. I'll just live off of the free money that the government gives me to take classes at the local community college.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931794
That's why you are evil instead of a loser. Taking advantage of your situation while not caring. A true loser would put forth every effort to succeed only to be met with defeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931804
well that's pretty cool I guess

being evil isn't so bad after all

[FACEPALM No.]

>>2931222
It is meant to be this way, see Brave New World and that's only the beginning. Relationships are shifted from the social planners towars loose temporary sexual relationships only, accompanied and lead by popculture and educational systems.
The consequence mind blowing, because once you have a bunch of generations raised by this the concept of family dies off and opens the pandora box for the century old eugenics and total control programms like selected breeding, artifical pregnancy, government youth programs, with the endgame set around the Human Complementation Program.
I apologize for the NGE reference.

[FACEPALM No.]

>>2931222
It is meant to be this way, see Brave New World and that's only the beginning. Relationships are shifted from the social planners towars loose temporary sexual relationships only, accompanied and lead by popculture and educational systems.
The consequence mind blowing, because once you have a bunch of generations raised by these ideology the concept of the classic family dies off and opens the pandora box for the century old eugenics and total control programms like selected breeding, artifical pregnancy, government youth programs, with the endgame set around the Human Complementation Program.
I apologize for the NGE reference.

[FACEPALM No.]

>>2931222
It is meant to be this way, see Brave New World and that's only the beginning. Relationships are shifted from the social planners towars loose temporary sexual relationships only, accompanied and lead by popculture and educational systems.
The consequence mind blowing, because once you have a bunch of generations raised by this ideology the concept of the classic family dies off and opens the pandora box for the century old eugenics and total control programms like selected breeding, artifical pregnancy, government youth programs, with the endgame set around the Human Complementation Program.
I apologize for the NGE reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931953
On the bright side, children being sexually active will be perfectly normal. You would be able to talk casually about a loli ero game with a real life loli and she would tell you how much she can relate to the heroine.

[Anonymous No.]

No interest in interpersonal relationships at the moment, am trying to reach financial stability.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a pregnancy scare with my last relationship. She was underage by 4 years. I'm not touching dat ass anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2932002

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931969

Fold your tinfoil hat so it's all sharp corners and shove it up your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2932217
http://short.to/j9vd

Read this. But knowing you ignorant you want even understand it

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not missing out on anything important by remaining single, so I have no desire to get a girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you guys still make use of your time. I'm 35 and live with my parents still. I don't have a job but I read a lot and study Japanese. I work out a lot too. Hell, I'm taking JLPT 2 this winter too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2932680
Go back to bed grandpa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2932680
I hope you're joking...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2932786
That's you in 10 years. Don't pretend otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2932680
You lucky fuck! This is the lifestyle I aspire to, but my parents had no inclination to support me into adulthood. So instead I've approximated it, which has required running up huge credit card bills and sucking on the government teat via grad school. But I graduate in December, so the dream of being a perpetual adolescent may be over.

I'm not in my 30s yet, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2932818
fuck no, I'd rather die

[Anonymous No.]

>>2932680 here

Yeah I was just kidding. I'm really 22 and still college but I am learning Japanese and taking JLPT 2 in winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2932829
Stop kidding yourself. You won't ever kill yourself or you would already have done so a long time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

My excuse for being single is that real-life, including real-life girls and relationships with them, are overrated. Once you don't have something, and have never experienced it, your mind naturally fills in the blanks, usually with overly-optimistic fantasies.

This is why /a/ is always being 'ronery' and saying they want a girlfriend, because they haven't had one and in their mind it becomes this fantasy. They think having a girlfriend will solve everything, that she will actually love you, wake up every morning and make your breakfast, and be unconditionally bright and cheerful to you all the time.

Trouble with you guys is that you think this is just a 'detour' in your life, that you are 'stuck' in anime and manga, and will get 'back on track' eventually.

The truth is, you came to /a/ of your own free will because real-life didn't measure up, and you like the escape of being in a world where all the girls are bishoujo.

It's not your fault anonymous, it's just the truth that all people are scum.

But you don't have to listen to me, I am a diagnosed sociopath :)

[Anonymous No.]

I'm manic depressive and can have some bad mood swings. Whenever I try to get close to anyone I always do something that alienates myself from them. I keep getting thrown out of everyone's life and now it's to the point where I don't even want to try anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>excuse.

Goddamn you faggots. Can't you see that I enjoy being alone? I don't need to make up an excuse like "Wimmin are bitches/whores" or "society today has fucked over wimmin". Many of us enjoy our private time. Its only a bitch when someone intervenes.

[sage No.]

>>2930957
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I really hope for your sake, you're just trolling.

[Rome !!EPVwTIz4j/f No.]

>>2932975
No man can live happily without some minimal social interaction.
Enjoy deluding yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2933011
Minimal social interaction doesn't require a girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

What makes me laugh is that if a person here says he honestly does not need love and is fine alone and without it he is bombarded will psychological babble about human nature and "oh everyone has to be with SOMEONE!!!! It's IMPOSSIBLE to live alone and be happy!!! You're just in denial!!!" like they just cannot accept the fact that there are individuals out there who are truly happy in the company of only themselves and no one else.

This rams home the short sighted shallowness of the human species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2932975
so what are you doing here ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2933001
I do not like the idea of sex either. The thought of it slightly disgusts me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2933011
That's actually not true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2933049
Then you're just retarded.
Once a girl (or guy, if you like it that way, I guess) sucked your cock, you'll never ever wanna miss that feeling every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2933049

[Anonymous No.]

>>2933058

I have biological urges for these sort of things but when I just think about it, I do not like the thought of it. If I'm "retarded", that's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2933058

It's nice, but no better than getting drunk or jerking off unless the girl is extremely attractive or it's more than a physical thing. There's not much point otherwise.

[Reply Samurai !AB5fTSvpY6 No.]

>>2932888
>They think having a girlfriend will solve everything, that she will actually love you, wake up every morning and make your breakfast, and be unconditionally bright and cheerful to you all the time.
You know, not everybody here is like that. Perfection is overrated. Some guys actually like some flaws in their girls.
Of course, which flaws are acceptable and which are not depends entirely on the guy. Also, sometimes even something that should be good, like a girl that is really pretty, can turn into a flaw for a guy that is, for example, too jealous.

>The truth is, you came to /a/
Fuck, I'm responding to a shitty copypasta that wasn't even adapted to /jp/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2933088
>Some guys actually like some flaws in their girls.
>/jp/, the land of perfect 2D waifus

Those guys aren't here.

[Reply Samurai !AB5fTSvpY6 No.]

>>2933103
Yeah, because moe implies perfect girls, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2933083
The feeling, that you don't have to do anything makes it quite a bit better than jerking off yourself.
Sure, having not ejaculamatrixed for 2~3 days make it also a really good feeling, but it's just not the same.

And drunk has nothing to do with sex. lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Are we talking about will and representation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2933125
>drunk has nothing to do with sex

That is so untrue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2933125

Been there, done that. Jerking yourself off is way more satisfying because girls don't know what they're doing in bed.

>>2932260

Oh lawd, another jonesfag. People like you are the dumbest of the tinfoil crowd, marching to the tune of that little napoleon like the obedient little sheeple you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2934003

You haven't been with the right girls then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2934003
>girls don't know what they're doing in bed.
You just haven't had me in your bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2934019
You like sluts then? Enjoy your used goods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2934023

Keep congratulating yourself. Your sex partner probably claims to like your style because it would not be socially acceptable to say otherwise.

Protip: Getting a guy to orgasm does not necessarily mean that he had a better time than he would with his hand, or that he had a good time at all.

If you can understand that, then maybe you'll get somewhere, some day. However, girls generally can't be bothered to care, as they are too busy feeling special about themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck this thread. Go back to /r9k/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2934068
I'm not sure if you sound like a jealous fatty or an average /jp/ virgin.
>sex partner
He's a lot more than that.
>Getting a guy to orgasm does not necessarily mean that he had a better time than he would with his hand, or that he had a good time at all.
Old news.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2934023
>You just haven't had me in your bed.
Here, let me just condense what you said
>im girl, attention plz

GTFO

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is /r9k/ level shit. I was holding out for /jp/ for a while, but it really seems to be getting worse and worse lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2934077
this is the correct response

[Anonymous No.]

why are people talking about sex in /jp/ of all places?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2934088
>Here, let me just condense what you said
>im girl, attention plz

>GTFO

I don't understand why you'd be upset about what I said, sorry if I offended you somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2934090
I'm hoping it's just because of summer. Maybe 4chan is just too big for its own good, and eventually every board will be /b/. /jp/ and /tg/ are like the last bastions but I sure see a lot of shit posting here the past few weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

I've given up on women.
I want a delicious trap or a real doll. A cat is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2931338

>What is your excuse for *not* being single?

I don't have a fucking car.

I don't believe a single lick of that the girl won't mind bullshit, having one does matter, After all, they're all shallow whores.

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>>2934100
>Maybe 4chan is just too big for its own good

It is.

It's probably the Japan crowd shitting the board up with threads like these. moot should just name the board Otaku/General or something.

[Anonymous No.]

who the fuck let /r9k/ in

[Anonymous No.]

>>2934104
>I don't have a fucking car.
>excuse for not being single
I think you meant to say "I have a car", or you misread the question.

Also, I like guys who don't have a car, because I hate cars myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2934023

He needs to be gay first.

But seeing as we're in 4chan, we're one step closer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2934104

my last gf was a beautiful Asian chick who'd blow me regularly. i didn't have a car, but she did. she drove me and my lazy ass all over town.

now be quiet.

[Anonymous No.]

All of you, get out of /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2934137
>He needs to be gay first.
But I'm having that surgery next year, and I look like a girl already. It'd be totally straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2934170
That's good enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

On a related note, I love Welcome to the N.H.K.

[Anonymous No.]

Threads like this are ok ONCE in a while. Sometimes you wanna talk about shit like this with people who are similar to you.

Unless you think the people at /r9k/ have the same views as /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

Regarding mahou shoujo life improvement program

In my family with all those fags being up to 5 years older than me, everyone of them is already married! Female and male by the way and I seriously doubt them having improved their life by any means.
Once pregnancy was involved all of them started their marriage project and and married life isn't as easy, you can't just break up and start from new. Chatter says there's alot of drama involved and everbody older keeps a look on you to make sure you don't make anything "wrong" based on their own beliefs.
And somewhat I get the feeling that all of the mentioned couples began to produce new demons when the couple started to disconnent from each other and in fear of losing the little ground they have been left with, they started to renew their relation with such measures. And know all of them have at least 2 children.
True and really scary story but not for us who have seen through relationship aids.