Hololive Global

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>>29306144
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>>29306249
At this point, it's the only explanation that makes sense to me. Every time she eats something that by all rights should be lethal in six different ways, all the microbes invading her system go HAACHAMACHAMA and become too retarded to be a threat to her health.

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My stomach hurts

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Australian culture is so beautiful

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>haachama is eatting kiaras ass
would you rather be kiara or haachama in this situation?

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>>29306299
Noel is surprisingly very competent in Among Us, she can definitely hold her own.

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>>29306320
WOULD YOU MARRY AND IMPREGNATE AND LET COOK WITH THIS DORK?

IS SHE HOLOLIVE ENGLISH?

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>no ketchup

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I can't believe this cute retard has lived this long.

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>Poodle? Is dog name!

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what the fuck is she doing now

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Haachama doing more damage to Australian tourism than covid

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She pretty much dropped her tard english. You can hear her accent coming thru.

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>Australian food
PLS EXPLAIN

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Yes Haachama have another burger, you've earned it

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there is an upgrade to ketchup on burgers
and that is big mac secret sauce

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How the fuck does this bitch even function.

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JESAS

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She's making more?!

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Remember everyone Australia is technically a spinoff of Britain

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>let's make it again!
WHY

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>>29306122
>Haachama wakes up in a locked room of an abandoned facility
>the TV turns on and she sees some creepy ventriloquist doll
>"Would you like to play a game?" the doll says in a raspy voice
>"You have to eat all the eggs."

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>raight
Her inner Australian is coming out

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Am I the only one getting annoyed on the burnt cheese on the pan?

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>>29306341
im not breeding haato her blood must not continue

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>And now we're going to learn about the regional specialty Hamburger in Melbourne, Australia
>Here, they specially prepare the bun by burning both sides and scrapng melted cheese off the grill right on the bun.
>Despite being called a hamburger, the meat is actually pan-friend chicken draped with smoked salmon.
>The tomato is cut into wedges instead of slices.
>And the secret ingredient is spicy noodles.
>No ketchup, and no using your hands. You eat this sloppy burger with a knife and fork.

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>She's making another one
Good lord.

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Aww shit here we go again.

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>Chicken are you ready for cuck

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delicious australian cuisine

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So this is the power of australian cuisine huh....

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Haachama's cooking style has a really specific feel to it beyond being generally retarded.

There's definitely some kind of... intention and artistry behind it.

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>Australian food
Do Aussies really?

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PART 2 LETS FUCKING GOOOO

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I cook worse than HaaChama

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>akai haato got a parasite
>eats up all the nutrients meant for her brain, resulting in haachama
>desperately trying to nuetralize all the toxins and poisonous bacteria haachama shovels into herself
>really regrets picking this place to settle down but it's too late to leave

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>be gura
>have a rocky childhood, no friends. its bad to the point where you nearly start crying by just bringing it up
>poor as bricks for most of your teenage and early adult life. have to survive by demeaning yourself as some autistic meme anime girl
>start settling into your persona, make a group of close friends, build a loyal following, everything is going good
>drama happens and most of your friends abandon you. BL3 comes out and youre alone with nobody to play with. continue struggling with income. a lot of yt clout but it doesnt translate to twitch.
>apply to and get into hololive. decide to rebrand yourself as being less chaotic and more civil/seiso.
>hope that hololive will provide more stable income and viewerbase, but you hate social judgement/evaluation so you want just a comfortable fanbase on the smaller side.
>you also decide to be more forthcoming (going outside of your comfort zone) and hopefully get to do your jp reps, collab with some jp senpais that youve watched and idolized from afar, and have a generally good time.
>training arc begins. you meet some great new people and further develop your bond with an old tomodachi. you love your new design. its new but comfortably familiar. the rigging is meh but its a lot better than what you used to have.
>youre really enjoying the bond-building process. holoEN is projected by many to not do as well as holoJP, somewhere in the holoID ballpark, and its just what you want. you're not a fan of the added pressure.
>playing games every other day or so with your new friends. it's going great, and youre really starting to develop some good chemistry.
>debut week comes and expectations are low, as predicted.
>you and the girls get together for a big d-day call and celebration party on discord where you all talk about the debut day, hopes for the future, etc. kiara says (numberfagging) that she hopes they all hit 100k subs by the end of the first month. ame chuckles. mori asks, "aren't you being too optimistic?". you look at the subcounts. youre already #1, at 70k.
>debuts occur and you watch all of them. the "expected failure" of holoEN turns out to be a fairly decent success, with mori and the following girls matching some holofive members viewcount (60k~)
>although there's a bigger audience than expected, you finish your debut, build up your new character and persona for the next few years, and have a lot of fun doing it.

then..

>you explode in popularity. you immediately skyrocket in subs/day and viewercount. although you should be happy, it's not what you signed up for. the added pressure really gets to you and you cut down on streams that week and stream times (week of pacify streams). you talk less and less during full collabs.
>subs continue to rise. chinks start using you as ammunition against coco to sow dissent in the hololive community. sjw whore on youtube calls you pedobait. a lot of controversey from twitterwhores getting jealous that you're making more money than them.
>ame gives you motivation to keep going, saying itll all pay off in the end. youll grow, and develop into a stronger person. you take her word for it. she helps you out by collabing with you, and the two of you immediately find a comfortable niche with one another.
>you hit 1m subs. its awkward, and you read some of the salty comments about it. you feel bad, you didnt want any of this. you feel as if you've disrespected the other jp senpais. as a result, you regress to doing things within your own gen, and stop interacting with them.
>collab ban lifted, nobody asks you for a collab. its what you've feared. they're intimidated by you. you want to do your jp reps but you cant, you're depressed. ame offers you a lifeline and you gladly take it - a fewmore weeks of collabs with her.
>you develop an unhealthy dependence on her. you begin to feel bad for possibly taking so much of her time away and you stop asking her for collabs.
>among us with holoid and holojp happens. massive controversey (biggest of your career) happens and most are blaming it on your fanbase. calling them cancer and normie. blaming your salty behaviour.
>you apologize afterwards, but the damage is done. now, no jp senpai wants to collab with you.
>afraid of the damage you can inflict, you hide away in your own corner. solo streams only. you dont ask anyone for collabs anymore. no gurame collab this week.
>because of the crippling isolation, its a parallel to your previous situation. you soon lose interest in streaming, as you regress into cyclical depression. you start drinking again, to cope with the negative thoughts. ame tries to save you, but you stubbornly turn her down. you stream less and less, until.
>you graduate within a year, and kill yourself the following month.

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YAB

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She liked it so much she wants another

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>putting a whole fucking chicken tenderloin in the pan without oil

haachama...

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SHE IS TRYING TO POISON US AAAAAAAAA

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>>29306359
brb getting membership

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ATTENTION ALL GAMERS

ATTENTION ALL EPIC GAMERS

HAACHAMA HAS NOW BEEN OFFICIALLY DECLARED QUEEN OF HOLOEN

KNEEL AND MAKE WAY FOR OUR QUEEN

http://poal.me/pv1868
http://poal.me/pv1868
http://poal.me/pv1868
http://poal.me/pv1868

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Australians explain this right now

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>>29306358
She's going again? This woman has a bottomless teflon stomach.

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>>29306359
If only that members stream is actually true

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>Any aussies here, this is the aussie burger
I fucking lost it

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>>29306375
I sincerely want to send him this video and get his take on it.

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>>29306394
ogey

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Haachama acquired food poisoning resistance when she lived at the Philippines.

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Do flipniggers really? Chinese noodles in a bun? Kind of redundant

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New narrative: Haachama is actually Masaokis using voice changer

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>>29306381
can i have all 3 please

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I FUCKING LOVE THIS BITCH

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Have you guys seen the Chink comment thread on Aqua's latest MC video? It's really funny. Some chink is saying that Cover pulled out of the CN market just so Haachama can do softcore porn... which is her ASMR & hentai review streams. I enjoy their seething.

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>>29306359
Hold on, those times are totally unrealistic.

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>>29306359
Now we talkin'

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Hachaama Ramsay collab when?

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I think haachama BGM has given me brain damage

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Picture of Haachamas immune system

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>>29306394
anon this is a huge wall of text

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Ausfags you have ONE picture to prove your cuisine isn't garbage

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Did... Did Haachama completely give up on Japanese?

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>>29306412
She's been drinking onion sauce by the bottle, don't ask us...

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>>29306359
>masturbation
INA!?

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Haachama boneless and skinless chicken breasts have next to no fat content... you can't render fat out of it please put some oil in the pan onegai...

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Ah, Haachama buys the self-lubricating chickens.

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>Cook the chicken on one side for like 1 minute.
>Turn it.
The fuck are you doing

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>>29306423
>Do flipniggers really?
When has flipfags not try to make everything about them?

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>>29306359
>Portal 2 with Gura
based!

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Haachama is unironically the most entertaining chuuba

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>that pink as fuck chiken
HAACHAMA

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USE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIL

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>>29306381
Me on the left

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>>29306394
rrat

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>>29306442
Oh it makes these cooking streams fun

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>>29306442
my blain is alweady melting

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>>29306446
>inb4 14 replies with pictures of vegemite

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>>29306394
good

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>>29306416

He has spent 40 years studying the burger, he would fly to Australia and murder her for disrespecting it

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>>29306359
Damn, I'm glad I'm a member.
Honestly, you could probably replicate the same effect by putting some schlicking noises over Ina's HUMUs and soft giggling.

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>>29306423
Pls andstd Philippines is a poor country.

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>>29306442
The fucking BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH in the background is drilling itself into my brain

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>>29306423
I'm a flip and I've never heard of shit like that in here

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>>29306464
She's entertaining in the same way liveleak is

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>>29306423
poverty food

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HAACHAMA IS A CARBONARA SAMYANGCHAD

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>>29306442

haha what do you mean anon what could possibly b-

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>>29306381
I feel like that image is what happens when Mori buys food from KFP

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>>29306412
This is standard bunnos snag feed

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http://poal.me/xdoz3
http://poal.me/xdoz3
http://poal.me/xdoz3

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Ame's already posted pictures of her finished food, when's she taking the next step and doing a cooking stream?

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>>29306466
chicken oil!

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Pls use oil Haachama.

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I'LL NEVER FORGIVE THE AUSTRALIANS

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>>29306394
Who are you quoting?

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Haachama has survived this long by giving herself a daily case of food poisoning until she built up an immunity. You can't prove me wrong.

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>>29306232
It's my favorite Armored Core and I want to see Ina rage.

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>>29306359
WOAH

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Haachama lets you fuck her but first you have to eat a full 3 course meal she prepares

Worth it?

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>>29306452
No. During weeks she does English streams (which might be every week now), she does a JP stream a few hours after her stream ends. Today she's gonna start building the Tower of Babel on the JP server, for example.

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Is this burger boosting her IQ? She's really coherent (for haachama)

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>>29306394
some would say deadbeats write retarded essays fot their oshi, but then theres sharkfags

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Somehow Haachama sounds even cuter now...
How?

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>>29306413
Other Htubers do it for free you know.

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i can't tell if I should be concerned about haachama or scared of her

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>>29306423
flips made fun of miko for thinking that the gasoline cans full of water was gasoline
they are a different breed of poor

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>>29306381
The corn, please

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RATE THIS BURGER

Preparation
Appearance
Possible taste

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>>29306409
I kneel.

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>>29306423
This is fairly common. I hate it though.

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>>29306333
So you mean the cure for Corona was in front of us all along, we just need to become Haachama?

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>Ame has a Reddit account but never uses it
Based.

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haachama please that chicken isn't cooked through.......

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>>29306535
3
4
-10

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>>29306442
don't worry, that just means it's working

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chumbuds i really want to sniff HER foot

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>>29306476
It's a good concept, it just needs proper execution.

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>>29306442
Listen to Polka's sc bgm as well and descend fully.

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Is her cooking a cry for help?

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>>29306500
Knowing Jermatson, yes

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Okay guys here's a question
1. your oshi
2. A relatively unknown game you like that you would like your oshi to play

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>>29306466
Dont worry, she asked the chicken and said it was fine

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>>29306442
>>29306493
https://soundcloud.com/user-56601297/318a
Open a few extra tabs

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>>29306507
AME HAS A BROWN DICK
I REPEAT
AME HAS A HUGE BROWN DICK

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>>29306535
eh better that what they fed me in school
4/10

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>>29306394
Deadbeat hands typed this

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>>29306535
10/10
10/10
10/10

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>>29306558
YAB

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>>29306538

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>>29306423
I'm a flipnigger and I don't know what the fuck that faggot's saying. Please just ignore him...

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>>29306446

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Someone explain in detail why this clown would off herself!
She's the of best 5th gen (though Botan is based), and her collabs with EN are magical!

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HAACHAMA FEEDING AME HER COOKING WHEN???

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>>29306423
Pancit canton inside a pandesal is a staple snack here. Don't ask why

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>>29306567
>Gura
>Earthworm Jim 3D

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/ck/ explain frying cut up buns in cheese

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What the hell was that can she flashed?

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>>29306535
Salmonella/10

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Is Haachama the vtuber equivalent of Jack?

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I hope holoEN do some cooking contest

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>>29306567
Kiara
Slime Rancher

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>SHREDDED CHEESE LITERALLY AROUND THE BUNS

WHY

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???

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Okay so I just somewhat timed how long that chicken was on that pan:
1min -> flip -> 30s -> flip -> 1min 30s -> flip->20s -> take off from the pan
THAT THING MUST BE FUCKING RAW AS HELL

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>>29306552
compared to this last chicken she ate it's well done

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>>29306593
you don't do it like this

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>>29306446
You understand that their two national dishes are white bread covered with butter and candy sprinkles, and cut in half, which they call "fairy bread", and overcooked hotdogs on white bread with ketchup, which they call "sausage sizzlers", right?

Australia is the world's largest trailer park.

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HAACHAMA CHAMA

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>>29306581
Anon what the actual fuck is that

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>>29306538
>Lucky Me!
kek

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>>29306572
Built for MILFS and shark pussy

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WoW wow WoW

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>>29306572
Like she couldn't become even better

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why is the bread torn up and sprinkled with cheese

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Noooooooo

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wtf

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AAAAAAAAAA THE BUN

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>>29306381
GIV BREAST

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The bun took one for the team

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>>29306231 Yes Hololive is Yagoo's home for the gifted

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BUN BWOKEN

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I saw a Gura minecraft stream was live before I left the house, what happened to it?, did it get removed?

Who got pissed off this time?

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Fuck me

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>>29306535
Preparation: Insane
Appearance: Fine
Possible taste: Stonks

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IT'S FUCKING RAW

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>>29306567
>Ina
>King's Field

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Haachama's scrambled burgers!

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>>29306567
Kiara
Valkyria Chronicles

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>>29306446
VB LONG NECK FOR BREAKFAST

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how long do you guys think she spends scrubbing the fuck out of that pan after cooking

also jfc that chicken

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>>29306616
a meat pie cunt

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>>29306616
Looks like meat pie

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>>29306614
new /jp/ banner

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>>29306616
Like some kind of meat pie

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>>29306567
mori
Illbleed

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You guys wouldn't?

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>>29306485
>>29306578
Flip. Here and i do this all the time. I even use any kind of bread not just buns.

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Just arrived.
Haatons these hotcakes are looking fucking good!

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I'm gonna fucking hurl

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>>29306653
BASED

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HOLY FUCK SHE IS ABOUT TO EAT RAW CHICKEN

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Haachama!?

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>>29306616
Pies are actually god tier food you tasteless seppo cunt, what the fuck do they even sell in your bakeries if they don't sell basic ass pies.

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>>29306581
what the fuck is that red shit?

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>>29306535
HaaChamaChama
HaaChamaChama
HaaChamaChama

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>a whole third of a tomato an inch think after she said it needs slices
I'm mad now

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>>29306653
I can hear this picture.

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How did it end up worse than the first one?

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What
the
fuck

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Just load it with thyme and it'll smell good at least

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This stream show me God have been dead a long time ago

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>>29306567
>Mori
>cover quest

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>>29306535
2/10
3.5/10
6/10

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The last one looked decent compared to this

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>Looks nice
>I can take photo
The fuck Haachama

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CUMMING DEEP INSIDE HAACHAMA! MIXING MY DNA WITH HERS!! GETTING HER PREGNANT AND RAISING A GENERATION OF RETARDED CHILDREN!! COMING HOME AFTER A HARD DAY'S WORK AND BEING FED GARBAGE!! REWARDING HER RETARDED ASS WITH A ALL NIGHT FUCK SESSION!!!

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it looks like it was hit by a car

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>>29306585
>"La commedia è finita!!" – "The comedy is finished!"

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I have watched rekt videos for over a decade now, and this is physically making me ill.

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THE CHIKIN IS STILL PINK DONT DO IT HAACHAMA

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how raw is that chicken

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>>29306359
Why is she so smug about her schedule?

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>>29306567
Ame
Monster Rancher

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How can anyone call Gura innocent when she dropped this in her debut?

https://youtu.be/dBK0gKW61NU?t=1312

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>>29306652
That actually seems like something she would play

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>>29306642
she stripped naked in the stream and it got shadowbanned for underage nudity

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>>29306642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-nYDXNafUU

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>>29306442
I fear I will hear it as I'm trying to fall asleep: Eyes wide open, staring at the ceiling, mind racing with this retarded tune

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>26k
>Actual burguers are sleeping and jp are on wageslave hours

How tf Haachama cooking a burger manage to get more views than Kiara, Ina and mf Mori average streams numbers?
Was Haachama really EN gen 0 all this time?

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>>29306666
I did, it fucking sucks

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>>29306642
I'm going to guess: She let out a bit of her personal background story.

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IT'S FUCKING RAW!!!!

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>>29306674
First time?

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>>29306567
>kiara
>lobotomy corporation
i'd rather Ina play it though since she would probably enjoy the story and lore more and wouldn't be filtered by the advanced autism gameplay

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are you a cuuutie cwutie hambaaga?

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It's fucking moving

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So Haachama is really numberfag huh ?

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>>29306666
>Haachama getting anywhere near that presentation
If that happens the apocalypse will have begun.

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>that feel when no cutie hamburger

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>>29306689
me too, ESL-chama

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I wonder what /ck/ would think about this.

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>>29306653
Extremely based and tradiepilled

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>>29306650
>Ina
>Lost dimension

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>>29306666
Yakisoba is the Japanese equivalent of greasy street food in any other country.

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Pan, hot
Chicken, in
Take it out of the pan.

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>>29306409
Not so fast

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Haachama this edible ain't shi-

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>>29306423
Not too uncommon for Asian fusion restaurants. There is a burrito chain that puts pad thai in their burritos.

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>>29306359
is this real?

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>>29306423
That just sounds like yakisoba pan.

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there is a fucking pink chunk hanging off of that chicken

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>>29306567
>Gura
>Monster Girl Quest

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>>29306666
i Always wondered, are those buns sweet?

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>>29306359
God dammit I want anyone to play the Titanfall 2 campaign it'd be so good

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>>29306710
Well, this is top tier Haachama content.

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>>29306679
tomato sauce, cunt

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>>29306694
preggochama?!

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>>29306567
Mori
God Hand

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>>29306654
Going off this pan, not long at all.

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HOW IS THIS GIRL NOT DEAD

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Salmonellachama....

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my frontal love id falling to peices

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>>29306727
Straight IP range banned

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>>29306748
it's like a hotdog bun

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>>29306642
It got shadowbanned by youtube's always brilliant algorithm, which makes the archive hard to find for a little while afterwards.

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>>29306727
someone posted her cooking stream a while back on /ck/ and they were just as confused as to what the fuck was going on

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did I just see it move?

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>>29306613
>overcooked hotdogs
they arent even the same fucking meat

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stop its already dead

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At least she didn't add Orca

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>>29306727
/ck/ poster here, i respect her for never wasting food.

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>>29306653
Australians are too based

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Tell Haachama to stop pretending to be retarded

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>literally half a fucking tomato just put on there
lmfao

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>>29306732
You mean country fair food?

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>>29306567
You mean unknown by today's standards? I'd like to see Gura play Rez but I don't think it's particularly obscure unless you're a zoomer.

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>>29306567
Ina
Lost Planet 1

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>>29306774
>>29306782
>>29306727
DO IT
POST IT IN /ck/

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>that tomato """slice"""
>chicken is still visibly pink

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>>29306567
Gura
Not sure how well it did but, Ys Origin.

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>>29306739
CLAP CLAP back to r*ddit

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>>29306777
NO IT ISN'T IT'S STILL FUCKIN MOVING PUT IT BACK ON THE HEAT

[Anonymous No.]

Ok, if I keep listening to this fucking BGM I'm sure I'lHACHCHCHCHAMCHA
HACHCHCHCHCHAMCHA
HACHAMACHAMCHAMCHAMAHCMACHAMCHAMHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306710
OCEgang rising up for our retarded sisters cooking

[Anonymous No.]

they were always playing 4 in overcooked, what's the narrative for only 3 playing this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306567
Kiara
Terranigma

[Anonymous No.]

We are too ignorant to appreciate the true artistry of Haachama cuisine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306788
Pretending?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306567
>Gura
>Slay The Spire

[Anonymous No.]

someone mention burgers?

[Anonymous No.]

You guys don't eat your chicken medium rare?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306613
>Australia is the world's largest trailer park.
Former British penal colony. Not surprised

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306788
>pretending

[Anonymous No.]

>WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT
FUCKING EVERYTHING YOU RETARDED BASEDDRINKER

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306788
Imagine being her IRL friend and watch her stream right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306567
Mori
ClayFighter

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306824
Not this one

[Anonymous No.]

>it's really hard to eat

[Anonymous No.]

>open the stream
>She becomes hololive en
>Unsub and close the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306707
>>29306706
>>29306711
>>29306769

Ok ignore me, I was being retarded, youtube just removed it from my sub list but it was still up on her channel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306581
>stolen from the english
How about something original next time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306567
Pekora
Dwarf Fortress

Yeah... I know...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306652
That's not relatively unknown but yeah I was thinking that'd be a nice game for her too. But >SEGA

[Anonymous No.]

>that dull-ass knife

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306756
>Look! I got fat again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306824
Damn I always forget just how fucking hot Moona's design is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306710
burger and KFP here
watching kiara heals my soul, but watching haachama kill herself on stream is better content in general

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306831
>>29306822
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306824
MOONA DON'T LOOK

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking laugh like a retard every time she takes a noodle out

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306567
Haachama!!!!
Ariadne!

[Anonymous No.]

does any anon have an archive of all the shit haachama has made. this is straight nightmare fuel, she's actually eating it.

[Anonymous No.]

those noodles look pretty damn good, what brand are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306710
It's a Haachama cooking stream, they are really popular at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306828
Uh, no

[Anonymous No.]

I'm actually hungry right now

[Anonymous No.]

90% of the excitement is waiting for yab moment face reveal

[Anonymous No.]

we can't describe this as a burger in court anymore

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama is right, ketchup is a worthless condiment. Any food that could be eaten with ketchup could be enjoyed with a better sauce.
>Fries
Fry sauce is better, plain fries are better if fry sauce isn't an option. Milkshake is also a good option.
>Burger
Hot Sauce, Steak Sauce, and BBQ Sauce are all better to name a few
>Chicken Nuggets
BBQ, Buffalo, or Honey

If you've ever put ketchup on anything else you deserve to be drawn and quartered.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't understand the problem, isn't this what you americans eat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306710
Becaus ehaachama isn't a leecher

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

it's really hard
it's too big
hmmMm
yummy

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I'm not worried about HaaChama. She ate so much of her cooking her stomach and taste bud is HaaChamaChamaD

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306567
Gura
Darkest Dungeon®

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306727
>flyover cooking
>do americans really
There's your /ck/ reaction

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306567
1. gura
2. senran kagura: bon appetit

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306710
Even if Amelia or Gura were streaming I'd be watching this, and I try to never miss either of their streams. Watching an autistic girl condition her body to fight off salmonella like muay thai fighters work to harden their knees and elbows is premium content.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/himemoriluna/status/1328603397516374017

Luna's going to the hospital for surgery, please pray for the princess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306822
>>29306831
yes. and you know she is and you're playing along.

[Anonymous No.]

dose she actually eat her own cooking? i doubt it.

[Anonymous No.]

>You get to breed Haachama
>BUT
>You must eat Haachama's cooking exclusively for the rest of your life, and you can't even help or give input to her cooking

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306891
Ketchup is only good on hotdogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306892
Nah we eat bug burgers now

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306887
>face near a cooking surface
Good luck with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306824
>UUUUOOOOOOOHHHHH

Anon source ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306891
what the fuck is """fry sauce""" you cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306877
Eclipse Works...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306567
>>it's really hard to eat
Moona
Kung Fu Chaos

[Anonymous No.]

Compared to what Aussies usually eat, Haachama's cooking isn't so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306881
Search for it yourself you lazy piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

a dull knife causes more accidents than a sharp one, Haachama....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306914
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306891
>Milkshake is also a good option.

Yeah I ain't reading the rest of your post

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306882
they look like the korean brand thats in australian supermarkets

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306892
americans atleast pump their food with chemical concoctions to simulate taste

[Anonymous No.]

Ok doctor bros...Will Haachama survive this or will need a stomach clean up after this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306870
i wish she could zip up the coat since her with the coat on would be hotter

[Anonymous No.]

Okay fuck you schizos and falseflaggers and retards it's time to settle this shit once and for all
http://poal.me/ekc3it
http://poal.me/ekc3it
http://poal.me/ekc3it

[Anonymous No.]

This girl would drink her own piss and somehow still survive. Seriously how is she still alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306884
Medium rare chicken has such a nice texture though especially chicken breast. I usually eat it that way and haven't gotten sick yet.

[Anonymous No.]

I need meds

[Anonymous No.]

What are the odds she actually gets food poisoning? Because she is not giving two shits about cross-contamination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306891
>Fry sauce
>mayo

[Anonymous No.]

http://poal.me/dwcyke
http://poal.me/dwcyke

[Anonymous No.]

HoloEN is so boring hlgg needed to adopt a HoloJP

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306914
No way fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306891
What the fuck is "fry sauce" you fat burger cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306893
I need a haachama version of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306710
The Aussies have embraced this dumb Chama as an honorary daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306913
Oh, you better believe it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306929
looks miles better than whatever the fuck she's eating
ditch the ketchup though

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306929
what the fuck is that

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306710
She's been doing this before the retarded EN girls were even a thing. Fuck you newfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306910
Isn't it more like if it happens again she'll need surgeri?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306891
It's good with sausages

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306910
>De Quervain
Jesus, it's basically RSI on steroids. Get better Nanora

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306910
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306891
I love ketchup on my scrambled eggs lol come get me nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306948
She is the strongest creature in the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306891
Half of the sauces you named literally have ketchup in them retardchama

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't she say she went to the Philippines and drank water there? If she can survive that, she can survive anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306891
Those shitty pre-cooked frozen chicken nuggets that can barely be considered chicken are pretty good with ketchup

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306914
As appealing the breeding with her sounds fuck no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306800
Give me a pic to use

[Anonymous No.]

>Delivery from your laptop
You wouldn't download a Haachama cooking

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306929
>cutfags will defend this

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306893
>same filename
>same broken english
keep trying chang, you'll get it right some time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306732
Street food is good though. Yakisoba is corner store garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306937
Missing out, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306538
God that looks awful

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306914
win-win

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama recipe book when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306913
No I refuse to believe she's eating what she just made. She has something else off camera she's eating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306567
Mori
Zatsudan while she plays Sudoku
>Mori gets in trouble for making a "dishonor my famiry" joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306914
>Boiled chicken
>Dark matter pancakes
>Cauliflower sushi
>Whatever the fuck this burger is

It's tempting

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306981
and kids love to eat cookies, cake and pepsi until they puke, what are you trying to prove.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306452
Go home, watson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306914
If that mean I will get to smash that blonde bimbo I will survive her food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306567
Ina
Elsinore

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306974
Surgery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306970
Australia's national dish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306757
i would fucking kill for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306921
>>29306960
>Fry sauce is a condiment often served with French fries or tostones in many places in the world. It is usually a combination of one part tomato ketchup and two parts mayonnaise, with many variations which add additional ingredients to the basic recipe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306929
STEP OFF THE BUNNOS SNAG CUNT

I'LL FUCKEN GLASS YOU

SHITS A NATIONAL ICON

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306914
She will get better eventually right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306929
White bread, sausage, caramalised (?) onion, mustard and ketchup. Honestly, it's not too bad as a snack

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I think the Chicken is pink...
I had salmonella, it's fucking awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307030
a penis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307024
You say it like you aren't arguing about fried fast food

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306942
The chicken soup or whatever abomination she made on Kiara collab was probably worse so I'm not worried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306953
She drank unfiltered Philippine tap water and didn't die. She'll be fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307030
Is it koala meat?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't understand the appeal of Haachama.
Is it really that good to cum deep inside her while grabbing and sucking her giant tits and listening to her retarded moans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306567
Amelia
Hotel Dusk, would probably be terrible though

[Anonymous No.]

I once knew a guy who ate his Mac and Cheese with fucking applesauce. Nothing about this fazes me anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307032
>two parts mayonnaise
shit taste already

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306951
My strongest meds are too weak for you, schizoposter. Only a bullet can put your mind to rest now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307033
who the actual fuck says bunnos cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307019
She's eaten worse.
Can somebody post the omurice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306914
I will die shortly afterwards from her cooking anyway so why not. Short life of Haachama breeding sounds worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

What language is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306567
Okayu
Gotcha Force, Lost Kingdoms, RAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307031
Yeah me too but Capcom permissions...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306914
I'll eat anything she gives me because I know she made it with love

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307041
some lessons must be learned the hard way, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306955
anyone that votes "doesn't concern me" is pit related

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306831
>>29306822
Burgers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306567
Gura
Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306993
Chicken nuggets only go with BBQ sauce.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306929
I remember my mom making me a ketchup covered hotdog wrapped in bread like that for my lunchbox every morning in elementary school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306953
she fucking deserves it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307041
>salmonella
Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307035
>Haachama
>Getting better
>At cooking

Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306914
Fuck her stinky pussy I want to live past 30

[Anonymous No.]

Speculation.

What food will ultimately kill Haachama?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306567
Mori

Stubbs the Zombie

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306942
It's not if her body will survive the parasites it's if the parasites will survive her body long enough to escape

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307056
Literally every single tradie you neet faggot, go get a job cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307057
And how do you know she ate it if she's behind an anime avatar

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307063
>Gotcha Force
Sequel when

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307067
I kneel SEAGod

[Anonymous No.]

You don't understand how much I love shortstacks, bros. God I wanna fuck Ame and Haachama so much I can't bear it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306929
That's good though, would eat it right now over ripped apart burnt chicken cheese tomato noodle burger

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307088
raw pork

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307067
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.]

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT POLL
https://poal.me/7ko4wl

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307078
Wouldn't the bread be soaked through with moisture from ketchup by the time you eat it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306921
>>29306960
Ketchup mixed with Mayo. Doesn't count as ketchup because it's transformative.

>>29306915
Oh yeah, forgot about hotdogs and brats.
Only instance where ketchup is fine, but even then hot sauce or chili is better.

>>29306937
Don't knock it until you try it fellow tako.

>>29306976
I hope you mean hotdogs or bratwurst. Real sausage should be cooked with sauerkraut with maybe hot sauce tossed on, it's too good to ruin with ketchup.

>>29306981
I don't like egg unless it's complimenting another dish so you might be right.

>>29306986
Transformative doesn't count.

>>29306993
Still better with the listed sauces.

[Anonymous No.]

>English Test
It is happening!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306914
>Can't help your wife improve her cooking
Fuck that shit, i want us to suffer together

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307067
>redditjak
wow this place has gone downhill

[Anonymous No.]

Handling hot food with those rubber gloves is going to result in cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307036
>sausage
It's kangaroo penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307088
Blowfish stream

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, so it's confirmed that the house that Gura pranked earlier is Haachama's

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306914
Sign me up

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306910
luna's piano stream..

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306955
happy for the la la~ion

[Anonymous No.]

This is what Aussies consider a dessert. White bread, butter, and sprinkles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307078
You lucky son of a bitch, I always got fairy bread

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306914
What's the downside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306567
Mori
Salt and Sanctuary

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe the salmonella and the tapeworms will kill each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307109
Yup

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306727
She's pretty tame by /ck/ standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307088
She's invulnerable. She has already eaten kwek kwek or isaw in the Philippines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307067
foreigners go home

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306567
Ina
Singularity

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307088
choking on my cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307067
unironically kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307091
that gave has an amazing soundtrack

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307088
Nothing, she is immortal

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307088
onions sauce
she will have a stroke from the already caused brain damage

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307102
Based taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307129
>>29307130
Fairy bread mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>Silverfish in her house
Did she build in a stronghold or something?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1328608423366299649

Vote now

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306558
UOHHHHHHHHH! !! !!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307129
Back the fuck off cunt. I will rip off your head and shit down your neck faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Everytime I watch Haachama I feel like I'm losing brain cells
What's the appeal?

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'm gonna get member haachama bros

[Anonymous No.]

>Silverfish infestation
Excuse me what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307096
One day... surely...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307088
Pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306914
>for the rest of your life
Being incredibly generous by giving me 1 day to live,

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307129
It's only really made for young children's birthday parties. And it's usually honey, not butter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307155
They have a very low chance to be in random blocks as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306914
absofuckinglutely

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307094
>he actually got a trade
lmaoing @ your life
why would i get a job when being on centrelink and living at home is still better than being a slave to the shit cunt system

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307140
O-oh... okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307129
dont knock fairy bread you cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307163
I literally cannot tell if she's talking about in-game or IRL.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope she won't turn her new chicken friends into "burgers" as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307088
Something really mundane, it's the only way anymore. Like she'll eat some bad lettuce and somehow that will be the end of it.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1328608423366299649

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307129
They are called hundreds and thousands asshole, I will fight you on this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307088
Another drop of Philippines tap water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307157
Your country lost a war against flightless birds.

[Anonymous No.]

Should this Haachama burger be added to the KFP menu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307159
anon that IS the appeal

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307156
Anyone who votes against kinokart is a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307156
vote mario kart for pure kino
vote among us for yabai

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306558
>>29307158
why are doxxbuds like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307156
Mario Kart because those are always great

[Anonymous No.]

belly belly big... building!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>Gonna make tower of Babel
Haachama....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307159
Honestly, I applaud that Haachama is willing to think outside of the box for her content but man she's scary being able to eat this stuff and be okay

[Anonymous No.]

salmanella

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307129
That's a treat for kids you dumb cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

SMOKECHAMA

[Anonymous No.]

>an hour has already passed
This isn't like Ina timewarp, this is like being transfixed by a tragedy unfolding

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306567
Ina
Not unknown But STALKER, her bad aim, lack of direction and being scared of things would make it interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

Is haachama streaming as much as ame this week?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307203
it does have chicken in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306558
>>29307158
Uoooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306929
That's just a hot dog with white bread since you forgot to buy hot dog buns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307041
She lived in the philippines, she'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

CAN AME SURVIVE HAACHAMAS COOKING?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306558
Sniiiiiiiiff

[Anonymous No.]

She's going to find Gura's chicken prank off-stream.

[Anonymous No.]

Ina... Gura... schedules... onegai...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307067
I was literally just about to post about how happy I was that I'd not seen a wojak in weeks since coming to this thread and ignoring the rest of the website

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307219
BA... based?

[Anonymous No.]

Vote
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1328608423366299649

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307163
it can happen in humid places with lots of material for them to eat (wood, books, paper)
they're unnerving as fuck to look at though, since they swing their tails side to side as they move

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307226
she still has school so yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307156
>Among us
As much as I'd love to hear Kiara scream after every kill as impostor if she gets it I fucking seethe from the scriptfags joining the games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307156
dont watch kiara often but mario kart gave us that KFP janny clip so im voting that

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is so adorable it hurts, someone give me a taste of reality.
>she's an alcoholic that reheats leftover fast food
What else

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307176
I enjoy having 20 acres of bush land and my own paid off house, not being some little faggot like you living in your parents house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307222
Tower reminds me of the years I wasted on Travian...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307230
Aussies do it on purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307192
>>29307156
I voted Mario Kart, but either is bound to be a good stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307129
I don't see the issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307247
wheres the
>dont stream
option?
dont want to watch this bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307219
Gura that's disgustiing

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307247
if any of you vote among us unironically off youself

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307194
>They are called hundreds and thousands
What are they called hundreds and thousands of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307235
Amelia "weekly shower" Watson?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307248
pretty sure chama is already done in school shes waiting for something i think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307159
It's actually you gaining brain cells, you just feel stupid because you were stupider moments ago and perceive your memories through your superior intellect
There's reason why Haatons are the smartest group

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306676
No joke, I don't think burgerclaps know anything about savory pies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307273
Grams of sugar

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307156
if you don't vote Mario kart you are literally a nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306929
>a sausage sarnie but lazy
nowt wrong with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307148
Yea, which is why I think she'd love it beyond the dumb sense of humor which would match up with hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307247
>among us with viewers
fuck no fuck no i was on the edge of my seat the entirety of gura's stream WAITING for a yab
not doing that again, i will probably have a stroke

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307256

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307088
>no one suggesting Gura's lost bread

[Anonymous No.]

How much awful cooking can Haachama's body handle? Does she even have a limit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307257
that bushland's gonna belong to china in 6 months anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307129
DO AUSTRALIANS REALLY?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307142
>possum cheese steak

[Anonymous No.]

haachama must have a fucking robust immune system
she probably emits airborne spores that kill anything nearby

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307156
Voted for Mario Kart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307219
That's pretty hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307129
You want us to keep exporting uranium to you and letting you use our ports? Step back cunt

>>29307171
>honey fairy bread

Absolutely heretical, have never seen or heard of this.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Watson a HULKAMANIAC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306668
They're the best with salt bread though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307280
we eat chicken pot pie

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307142
Why is a saw there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307256
shes collabed with men before

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307294
Fucking this. All it takes is one faggot to make the entire thing YAB.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307088
Snails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306558
>>29307158
Is that Kirito?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307110
More important poll
http://poal.me/q2t1wu

[Anonymous No.]

Ame... Where's the coupon review...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307184
>fairy bread
What a GAY name

[Anonymous No.]

Pic related is how Haachama's immune system is able to handle her """cooking"""

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307279
Ah, yes, the differential intelligence theory of subjective stupidity

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306914
Don't stick your dick in crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307300
her stomach hardens in sreponse to bacterial trauma

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307257
My grandparents had 14 acres when I was a kid.

I remember the days of adventures I had with my friends there fondly. Goddamn I wish they kept it, I would buy it from them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307156
among us
>same 7 scripters
>possible yab
>kiara dies first
mario kart
>rage
>screaming
>top tier clips
>german and swearing
>lewd tenchou
you know what to vote here

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307313
We don't need either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307159
Haachama cooking is just letting an autistic little girl take the wheel and treat cooking food like a five year old draws with crayons. It's good content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307159
you break your muscles so your body knows how to make them better
it's brain exercise, don't overexert yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307267
how edgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307294
Mario Kart is winning anyway, just vote it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307319
It's not enough BROS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306567
GurAme
Magicka

[Anonymous No.]

based ELLA

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307222
Will God blow it up if he haven't died yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307304
>Hachama's genes are highly resistant against diseases
Time to breed this retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307294
Kiara played it twice with no yabs please understand KFP is cultured

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307300
You're going to be just as fucked as me then little faggot

[Anonymous No.]

I never thought a Haachama cooking stream would be the time I REALLY fell for Haachama but here we are, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307343
Not gonna watch it but I'll vote for Mario Kart to help you guys out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307343
You know what, you've changed my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307326
kirito socks. it was a loot crate prize.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck the retard out of this gurl

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307247
Voting Among Us since I won't be watching

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307273
https://www.google.com/search?q=hundreds+and+thousands&sxsrf=ALeKk02raGhNdPu_DuwWOKSRtPhlzJUAZQ:1605600365168&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiB2Kq7j4ntAhWUFLcAHb14CVAQ_AUoAXoECAQQAw&biw=806&bih=672

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306567
okayu
bubsy 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307354
if you're in your twenties, shes older than you

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307354
she's been spitroasted and talked about it on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307222
Hopefully she places it in a better place than the King of Haachama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307156
Voted for Mario Kart.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ina hasn't used her twitter since the Ame collab
Narrative?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306567
>kiara
>rimworld
a kiara rimworld stream would be god-tier comfy and fun watching her slowly learn the mechanics.
easy with save and load of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307292
also in lore mori hates zombies so thats fun too

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307343
So how do scripters help them get into the game? Don't they still have to enter the code?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307256
>She was an alcoholic that was hurting her own health
>Felt sad and depressed, losing aim in life
>Applied and got the Hololive job
>Found great friends among her gen-mates
>Literally became the highest sub count among ALL of hololive
>Bought an avocado from the supermarket and, instead of throwing it away, is now growing it slowly and signing to it daily
>Is now in a wholesome crush with Ame
>Life is now better

Enough red-pill for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306567
Ame
Banished

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307158
>Where he belongs
>Doms Kirito with her feet
God I wish that were me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307294
>>29307269
Polka's Among Us was fucking great, but fuck any "with viewers" streams for EN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306824
Someone tweet this stream to Moona. Maybe she will actually comment on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307391
kek if this is true you'll be able to back it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307387
Australians are so retarded they just name things by how many are in the jar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307371
yea but at least i got to waste my life playing video games and watching holos instead of being a government slave, thanks for paying for my supachats with your taxes

[Anonymous No.]

>tryhard scripterfags
>LEL I KILL DA STREAMER
>hehehhehe ni99er
Voted Among Us

[Anonymous No.]

Why does nobody want to play with Polka...

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1328601325714726913

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307343
Yep. She also has the pro controller now (as if that would make any difference hahahaha)

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307395
Her day off from streaming, probably focusing on her room mates work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307400
>Don't they still have to enter the code?
screen readers that type in the code 1 frame after it's shown on screen that's why to make it fair you have to put the code behind some bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307400
The script scrubs it off the screen and inputs it automatically. It's fucking annoying since it's always the same few niggers in each round.

[Anonymous No.]

What was that hentai where the guy fucked and then later impregnated his retard sister?
I think it was like 4 episodes and the girl was blonde like Haachama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307337
>crazy =/= retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306567
Ame
Elona :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307397
Calli I know I'm a zombie and you hate me but we used to be friends please for the love of god pick up the phone I want to talk to you one last time

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307343
changed my mind, voted for among us

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307387
>&sxsrf=ALeKk02raGhNdPu_DuwWOKSRtPhlzJUAZQ:1605600365168&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiB2Kq7j4ntAhWUFLcAHb14CVAQ_AUoAXoECAQQAw&biw=806&bih=672
The fuck? I ain't clicking that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama's full belly...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307395
Farming GW like crazy, working on her comisions?
Who knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307400
don't know how, but it makes them always enter the lobby first before anyone else.
eventually its just the same people joining the lobby each round.
plus the scripters could use it to get in a say yabai things, which luckily hasn't happened yet, but it will trust me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307409
just something i saw other anons saying, i don't believe it myself but that anon really didn't want to become a gosling

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306567
Gura
Lugaru or it's sequel, Overgrowth.
Although Mori could play it too and make it hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307222
>>29307393
>implying any of the EOPs in here watch her Japanese livestreams
Just look at the thread when she did her 3 and a half hour Japanese stream last night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307418
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307437

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307435
>doesn't know how Google search works

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307416
>he thinks that KFP employees are gonna allow that
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306567
Pekora
Planet Zoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306567
>gura
>

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307395
Ina choked on a Ramune ball right after the stream during her discord sex session with Ame, Cover is covering it up until they can hire a sound alike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307434
Move aside, bitches! Rice milk is all Calli needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307073
Good choice but honestly that's probably more of a Mori game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307418
Mori please......do us a favour and collab with Polka.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307434
Alright girls. I'll make you a deal. I'll collab with whichever one of you can tell me what 7/4 * 3/9 is. The other one never gets to speak to me again.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/HHCH47689664/status/1328606569840381953

This shit is ESL as fuck but

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307435
if you are TRULY that scared is this better

https://www.google.com/search?q=hundreds+and+thousands&tbm=isch

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307459
Now THIS is a spicy narrative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307452
McHaachama is a vicious company. Ever since KFP refused to carry the $100 Chicken Soup they swore vengeance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307442
so it's bs then
it would've come out already if SHE said something like that during her twitch streams, she was fairly popular before becoming gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307416
>Ame and Mori will never play among us with fans because of the retards from here
i hate this

[Anonymous No.]

Wasn't able to watch Gura's minecraft stream. Anything I miss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307462
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307129
FUMING CUNTS MAD AS ANON INSULTS THEIR GOURMET CUISINE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307390
>shes older than you
this could do it, if you had proof
>>29307391
i doubt it
>>29307401
this makes it worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307368
reminder that all it takes is ONE guy to join in and say 'nigger','taiwan' ,'trans rights', or ' "roommate name" ' to cause mayhem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307469
Rene doesn't know math so looks like Ririsya already won.

[Anonymous No.]

QCHAMA?
TRUST THE PLAN

[Anonymous No.]

>found a video of my oshi kissing the camera directly

Ah yes, now I can be at peace. I can feel the gosling leaving my body.

I'll treasure this.

Don't spoil it faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307418
They should invite some chuubas from Nijisanji to fill in the slots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306567
Haachama
classic flash games like Stick RPG

[Anonymous No.]

If I saw someone eating this I would immediately beat the shit out of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307423
>>29307424
Ah, that makes sense. I tweeted at her to block the code and read it out loud instead so hopefully that'll help if she ends up doing Among Us. I remember thinking it was weird that people were in there almost immediately and at the same exact time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307494
You know that gif of a golden retriever puppy getting distracted by a ball, branch, his dad, the camera and then flops on the ground?

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry guys, Ina is active somewhere at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307507
But I didn't tell you the extra rule. Anyone who makes a hissing sound is also disqualified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307395
busy practicing for the members only masturbation stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307505
>Roommate name
That would be the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306567
Okayu
Zoombinis

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307427
Baka na Imouto wo Rikou ni Suru no wa Ore no xx dake na Ken ni Tsuite

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307514
>Ai in an actual stream
Wait what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307526
fuck you mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306760
jesas

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306567
GurAme
Sniper Elite

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307517
Yeah fuck people that aren't eating constantly, as an American that offends me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307496
The one who convinced Mori that idols aren't that bad and lead her to apply for hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307505
good point but at least scriptfags dont do that still better safe than sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307493
I'm now imagining a Mori Among Us stream with /hlgg/ lining up to post "K*r*n" in chat like that scene from Airplane!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307462
Her collab with Satan Slots was pretty good. Wonder if they're going to do another one.

[Anonymous No.]

For the last 6 days I've woken up after about 5 hours because I start dreaming about missing Hololive stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307467
Mori-chama can't speak Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307505
I'm genuinely shocked it hasn't happened yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307510
So you found the video she sent me a few years ago?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307505
>5 randoms join with roomate names each.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307537
Too bad this studio is fucking hot garbage because the concept is so hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307510
Who's your oshi? Cristiano Ronaldo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307459
I'm sure Ina would appreciate a company called Cover covering something up so I think it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>"I'm gonna cuck you"
NOOOO HAACHAMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307566
Ame, no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307559
she can speak it just fine. She needs to do her kanji reps though

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307395
She's liking images on her other account. She liked a Kire (rip) drawing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307558
Meds anonchama, i was like this a couple weeks ago it can drive you crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm gonna cook you

[Anonymous No.]

is there a type of stream you would like to see that hasn't been done yet but could be?

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama is an illegitimate child of Gordon Ramsay who was cast out of the family because of the abhorrent cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307427
>impregnated
I wish

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307559
Don't need to speak the same language. Just do an off-collab where Polka brings a bag of her favorite instruments and they just fuck around with them for two hours without saying a single word. It would be kino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307493
>Ame finally caves in and play Among Us
>is crewmate
>instantly gets killed everytime
>in game chat circlejerks with stupid 4chan memes as Ame freaks out in the background for not being able to do anything
Ame already saw this future

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307129
Yo cunt dont insult ghetto desserts, I'll help Aussie to beat your ass. in Russia we have smth similar and its White bread, butter, and sugar sprinkled on top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307514
>it's real
Where is Kaguya luna...

[Anonymous No.]

Who will be the first EN to get graduated, and why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307520
Thank you ZerovsNight

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307566

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307583
shes literally Ame wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307505
Surprisingly enough there are as many shithead faggots as one would think. At least not to the extent that they'd bother going through the motions to do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>needing a script to join a streamer's game filters out retards who would ruin it
free market deregulation wins again

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307610
Yagoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307575
Messi

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307597
workout streams since Kiara will be getting a treadmill in the future I want to see her do a zatsudan while running on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307610
Nene, cause she doxxed herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307406
I can see it working well with members.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307418
Only 7 participants aside, this looks like a pretty powerful lineup

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307585
It should be enough for a collab considering that Ame managed to colalb with RBC, but I wouldn't say that Mori's speaking is just fine. She started doing her reps at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307558
i was like that for the first few months as well, 4 hours a day starts to take it's toll on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307541
On a serious note, I wonder if she'll ever organize a vtuber equivalent of the cypher where she had 9 fucking guest artists all on one song. That would be pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307583
Imagine getting cucked by a massive retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307610
honestly, i see mori being first for saying something extremely yabai.
either that or polka graduates herself from life

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307610
Mori
She will slap Matsuri in front of Yagoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307613
NP bro, glad she checks all the messages on her twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307618
Well if she does stream it we will see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307494
Ame mention took 16 minutes this time.
Wants to watch Elf as a Christmas collab with "someone".
Still can't focus on one task for more than 10 minutes but at least she's bouncing between actually building things.
Stripped on stream because she got sweaty.
Wants a greenhouse with lots of different vegetables and fruits.
May have ran from her family and she wonders if they even miss her.
Cracked her back on stream.
Talked about her toes.
Is into shearing trees.
Played Theahtyrhtyrherytrythm Final Fantasy demo over and over because she was too poor to buy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307558
I had a dream where I woke up and checked clover on my phone and was scrolling through the thread and people were discussing a career ending yab from one of the girls. I was really fucking depressing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307580
good one

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307644
so has the "polka is like super lonely" narrative now evolved into "polka is gonna khs"

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307603
As fun as this would be
>polka leaving her attic
>ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306394
I relate to gura because I was also poor as bricks for most of my life, I just wasn't able to play it up by being an autistic meme anime girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307552
>>29307604

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307668
have you seen her member streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307610
In 20 years Kiara's neck problems will become bad enough for her to retire. Freshly debuted EN-40 members will have a breakdown at the graduation ceremony.

[Anonymous No.]

thinking about fingering gura's gills again

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307667
what if Mori wants to do an off-collab with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307672
no im not a member bcuz im a filthy eop

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306394
wrong thread

[Anonymous No.]

How would Haachama fare at this school?

[Anonymous No.]

>Haachama probably only lives 2 hours away from me
I'm concerned a major fire is going to start because of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307672
More like menhera streams

[Anonymous No.]

Absolute madman who added Haachama to Teamup schedule...
You are incredibly based, now do Polka too

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDVUdMEX4Yc

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307465
True, but it's the only game that came to mind. I almost didn't post it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307539
Just think of what could of been if they allowed Ai to collab more. Any girl in Hololive would love a chance to collab with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>breed Haachama
>all of your kids inherit her retard genes
>BUT they also inherit her superhuman ability to avoid food poisoning
Is it worth it?

[Anonymous No.]

I actually love Polka. Give it to me straight bros, is she going to be ok? What does she say on her member only streams?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307640
I mean, Mori has out right said that she WILL collab with indies so its just a matter of time

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307670
Nothing is stopping you from starting now, except yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307698
ogeyyyy RRAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306394
the image always gives me the feels but nigga if you think im reading that shit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307673
kusa

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307680
her member streams are basically like when kiara had that rant about depression, except instead of ending on a happy note, it just keeps getting more and more depressing and it lasts for hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307622
That would just tire her even faster anon, and she already has 0 stamina to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>Rotating radio transients (RRATs) are sources of short, moderately bright, radio pulses, which were first discovered in 2006.[1] RRATs are thought to be pulsars, i.e. rotating magnetised neutron stars which emit more sporadically and/or with higher pulse-to-pulse variability than the bulk of the known pulsars. The working definition of what a RRAT is, is a pulsar which is more easily discoverable in a search for bright single pulses, as opposed to in Fourier domain searches so that 'RRAT' is little more than a label (of how they are discovered) and does not represent a distinct class of objects from pulsars. As of March 2015 over 100 have been reported.[2]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307667
Just need to have Mori order her in her Domme voice. Only works once before she shows up and realizes our boy is a total dork and an M through and through, but no way Polka would turn down her gaijin reaper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306727
It's tame compared to sweet sunday ramen and sleepy time chicken

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307682
GRADUATION

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307687
Polka hasn't done english streams yet. And she's not posting a schedule, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307685
Go tell her that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307685
I think she is going to Japan soon? use your time wisely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307687
>now do Polka too
when she starts having English weeks then you can suggest that

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307711
that's sad
hope she gets better

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307689
I feel like there is more to those statements than just her past online history.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307687
beg her to cram her reps first

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307713

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307217
she's the most adventurous streamer in all of hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307630
Maybe for the first handful of times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307675
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307713

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307712
it will be how she gains stamina also by zatsudan I mean moaning stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307713
is this real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307685
>I'm concerned a major fire is going to start because of her
Yuru Camp 2: Bushfire boogaloo

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307701
>believing Mori's lies
I mean, I don't even think that she means to deceive. Things just don't work out and she forgets about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307732
The more I learn about each of these girls the more I feel sad for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307677
Even that would be hard, Polka is a hikikomori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307701
Oh yea, I'm looking forward to it since Rene and Riri are both pleasant to listen to. I'm just wondering if she'll try to organize a really big group like that to try and introduce all of her friends to the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307740
outside streams when??

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307713
So does that mean that Pekora's bunny ears can pick up these radio pulses?
Do they come from her home planet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307752
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotating_radio_transient

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307698
antis are getting to her, no way of knowing if she'll be fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307694
Pretty sure Sora already Collabed with A.I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307698
>is she going to be ok
No, you should member her, try to drop some akas and learn japanese so you can help her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307713
My new narrative is that these pulsars are sentient and are creating the narratives in this thread RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307687
Only if she does english streams. It's only a matter of time until she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>HoloEN Teamup updated with Haachama's schedule
She is really taking over HoloEN, isn't she

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307687
Haachama is an exception because of her EN Gen 0 shtick and having a whole schedule of EN streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307769
Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307675
And they just got fucked by her... I feel bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307739
>>29307748
>>29307752
>>29307769
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotating_radio_transient

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307784
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307759
>Polka invites Mori over for an "off collab" to her house
>Mori never leaves

[Anonymous No.]

Please rescue Polka somehow guys

[Anonymous No.]

each week Ina posts her schedule later and later

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307687
I love our clown, but everyone is right that she doesn't do enough English streams yet to warrant it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307780
Waiting for Coco in the future and the IDs
Glad that Haachama is going places with the EN audience

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307767
>haachama going to sum bumfuck nowhere in Queensland and streaming outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307780
She's making a real effort

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307781
Haachama is indeed an exception.
>>29307721
>>29307729
>>29307779
But what are the chances Polka will pull the Korone trigger and do some English only streams?

[Anonymous No.]

Ame...

https://twitter.com/atahuta_/status/1327810050585456643?s=19

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307706
>>29307772
>>29307777 observed, impressive, very nice.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Y-you're LIES aaaaaa FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else starting to believe the "Yagoo's home for broken girls" narrative the more you learn about them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307697
Imagine the mayhem the new chama race could bring upon the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307156
I dont watch Kiara but ill vote mario kart for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307754
ehh, I wont take it as a promise. She interacts with English indies a lot on twitter tho. EVen retweeting some readhead name Zentreya doing a drum cover of the RIP song

[Anonymous No.]

Alright this Polka adoration was fun before you schizos started roping her in your narratives, please leave the clown alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307767
already did

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307803
Kiara wanted to do an off collab at Polka's place but her place is so messy she declined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307818
In the 45C heat, fuck...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307818
>Some people wish they could live in eromanga

[Anonymous No.]

Why are all of Ina's JP collabs canceled...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307804
Be the change that you want to see

[Anonymous No.]

Pikamee
Pikayou

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307808
Yeah, wouldn't be surprised if she does not post it until morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306914
>for the rest of your life,
So about a week?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307828
once you enter the rabbit hole there's no going back

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307828

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307829
Yagoo realized that the best way to get his idols to connect with the broken people who'd watch them is to get broken people to be the idols.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307701
>Mori collabs with shillshark, and N*an
>Rene and Riri have now started taking shifts waiting to see when Mori will call them

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307829
ive read up on many of the ENs lore and backstories.
some of them are FUCKED. im glad they here in hololive holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Here's your Ina schedule for the week.
Monday: Break (grinding Granblue)
Tuesday: Zatsu (grinding Granblue offstream)
Wednesday: Zatsu (grinding Granblue offstream)
Thursday: Zatsu (grinding Granblue offstream)

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307829
Even the HoloStars are broken

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307846
shes busy

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307829
Being broken seems to pretty much be a requirement at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307820
>But what are the chances Polka will pull the Korone trigger and do some English only streams?

Very high, according to members who watched her most recent member stream. She wants to do her EN reps after she saw how much western fans like her and be Haachma 2.0.

[Anonymous No.]

>Retards building their own shark hats in Minecraft and @'ing Gura when she's literally been talking about how she has a blueprint and doesn't care that she does it slowly.
I do think a general self-awareness and thinking capacity test should be required to be allowed to use the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307829
Hololive is just another alt-idol group

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307818
name change coming soon i bet

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307820
>But what are the chances Polka will pull the Korone trigger and do some English only streams?
that's on her so until then no teamup for her

[Anonymous No.]

>Look, you can say whatever you feel like about me
>But let me guarantee you one thing
>That no matter how much you hate me please, be assured
>that there's no one in this world that hates me, more than me
>Just sayin'

Why is she like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307860
>>29307828
>>29307787
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307860
Where's that DAMN fourth rrat emerald?

[Anonymous No.]

>Mori plays Demon Souls remastered offline
Getting real sick of Covers permission bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn3DySrXfBk
done

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307869
It never ends anon, Ina is too deep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307869
>Tuesday: Zatsu (grinding Granblue offstream)
>Wednesday: Zatsu (grinding Granblue offstream)
>Thursday: Zatsu (grinding Granblue offstream)

Implying she wouldn't be grinding it on-stream as she half heartedly tries to squeeze out a sentence and pretend to be interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307869
Pretty much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307829
i mean... if you aren't broken then why are you willing to spend so many hours a week playing video games and interacting with people behind a fake anime girl?

not that i'm trying to be mean to the girls, that's just how it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307829
So is Ina the only one of them that doesn't come from a broken household or ran off to pursue her dreams at a young age only to be met with failure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307860
>pecora
ho lee shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307888
she has found something she hates more than herself now though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307874
Being broken is a requirement to be a consistent streamer. It's not just Hololive, all of them are fucked in the head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307838
Narratives is how we show our love, anon. Be glad that even our wildest narratives don't measure up to what 5ch believes. If you had tried to push that 'kiara doxxed the duck' one here, you wouldn't have even received a single (you) for such a low effort post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307655
>Stripped on stream
You must be pulling my leg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307860
Peko confirmed as a being of pure chaotic energy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307849
What is this, an elite for ants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307873
>it was none of the parties fault
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307225
I could actually see this happening. considering Ina probably played HL2 for it's cult status in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307914
Yeah, her audience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307829
Most nerds have baggage, we just sympathize with them more because they persevered through it instead of becoming numb like us

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307870
Care to dump some lore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307820
Polka isn't quite there yet, but she seems very interested in speaking english and interacting with the EN girls. She will do it 100% at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307657
Koopa..

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307896
desuwa style when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2daBn8wdQMQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307876
She doesn't have a blueprint though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307884
Just you wait until Kiara outdoor stream when she gets back to Austria.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307895
Luna's been doing that since the holocaust happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307829
The broken are the most evolved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307920
nothingburger
she took off her hoodie

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307860
no fucking way

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307910
Looks like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307685
or a new virus pandemic outbreak

[Anonymous No.]

Bros.... I don't want Artia to graduate.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307939
Her manager would probably fly over there in person to stop her

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307860
w-whats the ogey method..?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307924
Do you think the other girls besides Ame have seen HER videos? How embarrassed do you think she is whenever they bring it up?

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw europoor

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307875
>believing this
People in here really are retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307954
Too bad, I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307914
Us

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307930
dare I say, based?

[Anonymous No.]

The Towa of Babel

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307920

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307960
you are not yet ready for this knowledge human

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307860
There are so many fucking newfags in this thread. Jesus christ. How does this image always get a reaction

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307929
The X labs could give us some nice screams.

[Anonymous No.]

Was she kicked out or did she run away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307954
even without the whole taiwan thing I'd want her to graduate
same for every holochinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307954
Stop falseflagging the Judas bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307954
Now she'll have so much more time to encourage her wolf warriors to hold the line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307964
At least 8am haachama every day has added some regularity to my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307829
can i get a short backstory of them? i know Kiara is a THOT and mori a workaholic but thats about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307949
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Control_of_chaos
anon only edited one character

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307964
Ina is great for euros

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307941
Don't forget Judenburg

[Anonymous No.]

NEXT MONTH???

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307964
HoloEN gen2: europoor edititon, onegai...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307975
Your warnings mean nothing to me, rratposter. I am studying the ogey method as we speak.

[Anonymous No.]

What should Haachama cook next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307964
We truly need HoloEU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306394
Hey man I didn't like that ending..

[Anonymous No.]

Mori needs to play up the yandere gf thing Rushia does to maximize profits

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307888
I love this disaster of a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307980
She saw why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and then was kicked out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307964
Is the watch along member only?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307991
OGY, rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307954
she's already planning a resurrection, shes going to be okay, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308001
EMPANADAS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307914
The masterplan to maker her love herself is working bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307964
Is there a list of indies from EU that could potentially get into EN gen 2?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307895
666 will stream it

[Anonymous No.]

How do I express my love for Polka that doesn't involve money, learning nip, or simply watching her streams. 4chins is my personal think tank

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308002
neither a language nor a country, english is european language

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Is the talk show only an hour or is Mori a genuine piece of shit for scheduling like this over her friends new idea premiere?

[Anonymous No.]

We'll get the schedules any minute now, r-right?

[Anonymous No.]

Overcooked 2 at 4pm for us europoops truly is a blessing

[Anonymous No.]

>UUUUUOOOOOHHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZWnzr3z2mM

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307876
except every "test should be required" laws people think dream up are inevitably administrated by people the worst possible people. have to have your head in the sand about the current clusterfuck of internet law making.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306910
Again? Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307992
>Canadian girl is perfect for EU primetime
>Austr(al)ian girl goes for US now
Thanks, I partially hate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308006
cringe and yan dont mix thought

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308006
Mori isn't yandere though, she's bakadere

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308002
>HoloEU
Kiara transferred to represent Germans.

Needs a Russian, Italian, Polish, and French.

Actually, consult /int/.

[Anonymous No.]

I dont know if i should wake up early for that Overcooked collab, I only partially watched the last stream

[Anonymous No.]

i love all of the ENs, but im concernfagging now that i know how fucked some of their pasts are.

[Anonymous No.]

What did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307888
Mori is ayameposter after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>burgers go to sleep
>cunnyposting stops

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308030
Probably only an hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308006
She's found her niche in shy awkward girlfriend that doesn't know what she's doing but tries her best to please you

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308023
I'm surprised she hasn't tried this yet. Coco's roommate would stream games that were not allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308030
yes it is, now spank mori's butt for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308031
Gura said she hasn't filled anything out for it soooooooo....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308030
hour long probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308035
good good, now make this into a sound post

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308036
For every retard you try to keep away from something, there's an even bigger retard manning the gate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308010
you mean Mori's? Probably. But its going to be released a month later regardless

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308014
I'm so ready for thanksgiving, my mom always makes pumpkin empanadas

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308030
M*ri is a piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307993
I thought there was nothing wrong with Judenburg until I translated it and realized that it would mean Jewcastle for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307964
oh its red now, nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307156
>More votes for Mario Kart
Lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307772
>>29307917
Forgive my lack of understanding of the anti's thought process., but what's causing 5ch or whoever to think ill of her above the others?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308049
tell me about guras so I can stop shrimping

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308024
>How do I show my affection to someone without putting any effor in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308033
>6 AM pacific time
guess i'll die
but if ame can do it so will i

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307888
>>29307888
>that there's no one in this world that hates me, more than me
Ha, try thanking an akaspa on nip while on a collab with Korone

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308030
Most first-time collabs are an hour max.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308053
Bongs and slavs are at work

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308030
EnMa, supervise your girls pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308030
holy batman that 2 hours is STACKED

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308049
Well, they have an opportunity right in their hands right now. It'll be a matter of what they do with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308051
She wants the Watson Shaft too

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308035
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308030
MORI FUCKING HATES KIARA
Finally some fucking food for us fanfic writers

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308071
I mean, their coat of arms is literally a medieval Jew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308073
Sorry zoomer, more janny-tier clips inbound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308077
dont know anything about gura besides the fact that shes obviously hiding a lot of emotions.
i do know about ame and kiara specifically

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306409

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308027
ESL-chama, your English reps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308030
Only an hour, and Kiara is using her numberfag ways to boost her wife. She's gonna have JP and EN fans watching her, and then she's gonna send them all over to Mori's karaoke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306504
I like that Kiara's Peko homage is being utilised now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308075
the motive of the insectoid is not worth divining

[Anonymous No.]

I still don't know how to feel about the fact that I used to shitpost with Mori about Undertale and now she's making dosh and I'm making poor life decisions

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit TEAMUP anon fixed KAIRA'S NAME

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308035
HOLY KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308024
jizz on a picture of her face and send it to her on twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308053
Good bless America and God bless Cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308081
I wonder if the 5chfags are capable of burning an EN to the ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308030
I am pretty sure that it's supposed to be an hour long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306423
Amerimutts put chowmien in a wrap with orange chicken in panda express. Don't act like youre immune from this shit nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308035
fucking hell KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308070
Unless someone use Cytube to stream it like with Ina's

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308030
I'm just going to take Mori's word and assume that I don't have the full story based on just this image. Mori and Kiara are good friends so I'm sure they talked about it first, or if Kiara asks Mori will be fine delaying by 30 minutes to an hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308125
at most, they will bully kiara into being depressed again.
mori probably doesn't give a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308030
Talk show seems like something that she'll edit and premiere like the fairytale reading

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308057
Her roommate tweeted about the possibility, but given that her animation stream never happened either, I wouldn't hold my breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308053
wtf i love america now

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308125
>5ch vs western weaponized autism
This would be a good fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307888
At what age did you stop hating yourself, anons? Does Morichama still have time to make it?

[Anonymous No.]

>haachama talked to someone in her room
>plate clattering
she's getting fucked by someone. FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307964
my condolences...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308111
suits just work for Mori and Kiara for some reason. Same with Kaichou

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308053
burger here
im kiara posting

[Anonymous No.]

>7.2m
all me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308159
all me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308030
66 MINUTES

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308006
>yan
No. It wouldn't fit with her as ya boi, it wouldn't fit with the girly side she's showing off either, and it's just unnecessary. Gimme that bakadere/deredere fusion she's got going on right now, I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308053
Sasuga Bidenland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308024
Fanart

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308159
OH FUCK HER GRANDMA IS DOING WHAT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308065
>>29308035
[sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2F9fc3ta.mp3]

Add it to whatever you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308149
m-maybe the animation deep dive will be this weekend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308081
Even /hlg/ doesn't care, let alone nips. It's a local forced meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308163
The best kind of posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306567
Suisei
Bastet, or Bastard Tetris, a version of Tetris designed to only give you the worst pieces for the situation you're in

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308162
Van Ripper is based as fuck and entirely correct when he said that every girl looks better in a suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308030
If a talk show, any talk show, goes over an hour, you fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308145
Mori seems to be well liked on 5ch despite her being the most un idol like idol in existence. They know about mostly everything

[Anonymous No.]

>my favorite hololives are the ones we know the least about
this is an indication of something but I can't quite put my finger on it

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up
Haachama stream almost over, already on superchat reading
:(

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308044
It's not that difficult to find talents that speak more than one language in the EU and it would be a fucking success.

Also replace that Polish with some Spanish representation and watch the whole spic population throwing money at Cover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308169
How deep will the deredere go until her genmates have to pull her out of the trench

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308183
BLESS YOU ANON

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw Haachama was my first supachato
I came super hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308053
Burger here, not sleeping. I don't cunnypost but I appreciate it when it is done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308159
Imagine fucking Haachama in the ass and having her parasites climb into your dick haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308177
what if I can only make music

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308211
EU would be a nightmare with how consumer laws work. That copyright bullshit that YT has wouldn't fly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308165
>>29308166
all me mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306955
40% is pretty significant

[Anonymous No.]

>I need to clean myself!
Imagine the smell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308228
Make soundposts and/or songs

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308156
I never stopped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308055
>>29308169
You do know it only played up by a little bit right

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308212
>until her genmates have to pull her out of the trench
They better not.

[Anonymous No.]

Wth? Haachama cooks in her room? She can't even use the family's kitchen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308163
The best kind of posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308208
Ignorance is bliss anon.

[Anonymous No.]

what's wrong with thanking superchats while on a collab anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>listen, listen
>sorry if i offended anyone i'm sorry
>guh
>if you're offended i hope you'll forgive me
>sorry
>i'm gonna, i-i'll scratch on the mic a little bit for you
>scrtch scrtch
>how does this feel?
>is it nice?

Antibros, we've won... Mori finally apologized...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308250
Her family would immediately intervene, hell, anyone would if they saw how she was cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

So where are the Rural Gura fanart, or Farmer Gura? There's no excuse at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308044
And they play HoI together

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308250
Because she not safe there

[Anonymous No.]

>dmc4 vergil reps
>gbf gw reps
>drawing reps

friends, which path to power do i pursue today

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308244
How would you know? You in Japan? You know her personally? You friends IRL? Besties since elementary? Or are you just talking out of your ass?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura... Update your schedule... Please...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308250
>She can't even use the family's kitchen
She's banned from it, for obvious reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308279
dmc5se vergil reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308111
Mori doesn't need the boost Kiara herself does

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308222
anon what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308230
>Things that Cover should do.docx

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308274
JP doesn't know the EN lore

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308284
She's a burger so she's probably asleep or doing nighttime hikki things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308156
Stop hating myself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308284
A GurAme stream please...Guraaaa....you're my last hope...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308246
At the rate she's going it'll be a month before she just brings her phone and laptop to an actual restaurant and starts feeding us real food.

[Anonymous No.]

Thank Jesus for being born in the same era as Amelia!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308222
Fitting, for an Australian:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVON0vP8k4s

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308265
I just want her to stop fucking up. That's all I'm asking for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308312
Ame's already got a full schedule - girl is triple dipping on some days, so I think this might be a bad week for it

[Anonymous No.]

>The asmr stream
What the fuck, no one told me Mori was this cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308317
>those thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308222
I remember seeing a hentai like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308265
okay....now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308265
Imagine Mori's light pink nails lightly scratching against your skin.
>>29308279
Abandon GBF like I did. Fuck cygames.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308162
They are the "mature" girls of the squad, suits are pretty fitting

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306567
Ina
Warcraft 3 customs

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308295
Kiara numberfags for her friends as well, anon. Just because she has the touch of Germanic autism that makes her care about numbers doesn't mean she means anything bad by it. She's always the first to congratulate any Holo on hitting a milestone.

[Anonymous No.]

why does mori hate haachama

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308183
Dont have any good pics for it so this will have to do, thanks anon!

[Anonymous No.]

NOTHING will ever top Miko's GTA, Gura's karaoke, and Polka's Among Us streams. and mori's asmr/sleepy stream
They simply reach beyond the medium.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308222
>Fuck Haachama in the ass
>Ass worms starts to crawl up your dick
>Haachama "OOOOOHHH!! YUMMIE YUMMIE BUM WOAMS!"
>She just snatches one from your dick and gulps it down
>She now has more energy to impale herself on your dick

Win

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308344
Oh god my fucking ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308327
gap moe is too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308347
>29308347
Haachamasmr is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308340
>she picks up wc3
>reforged
yeah i'd rather not...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308316
Nah, she's much more likely to rent out a VIP room at a club and take us drinking while listening to a show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308279
Stop playing Gacha Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308327
>cute
Mori is a cool and kakkoi reaper. She isn't "cute" or "kawaii"

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308316
>as a homage to her first date with the chat, she sneaks in her own Hot Pockets

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308265
She addressed several points I cared about in this stream. Schizos can continue seething and writing their fanfics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307514
Is Gamer Ai the same person as base Ai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308366
Mori is a real bitch ass nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308328
No...noooo....she has only one Valorant stream on Wednesday...ther's a chance, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308347
Still waiting for idol Kiara unleashed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308327
Nobody knew she could be this cute. The spa date combined with the English "dating" stream broke something within her and she's gone from 75% tomboy to 90% cute deredere girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308343
Haachama is Mori but not Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306567
Ina
Uplink or Sid Meier's Pirates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308343
Because despite all odds, Haachama has yet to die via food poisoning. It's baffling, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308379
God I fucking hate this insufferable cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308347
Am I the only one who liked the date stream more then the sleepy reaper? She was adorable in both, but the fakeouts and shitposting she did during the date made it so much more fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308352
>"OOOOOHHH!! YUMMIE YUMMIE BUM WOAMS!"

I can hear this very clearly in my head and I really wish I couldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308355
It's eerily like when my ex and I used to lay in bed and chat about stuff. Fuck this gay earth.

[Anonymous No.]

I love you takos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307989
Gura's an aspiring voice actor that stumbled into success with her shitposting talents that carried herself out her intended career and social circles.
Now she's doing round 2 in HoloEN, but hopefully with the character that she wanted to play rather than one that was forced onto her by the audience.

Not really "broken" per se.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308379
This guy is fucking annoying but at least if he ever covers any type of news he gets right to the point. People like Hero Hei will milk the shit out of any drama he can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307895
I really hope she delivers

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308383
>5k on a rest day
cannot will not stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308293
gotta wait a few more weeks for that, sadly

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308383
>MoriAme gap has increased to 23k now

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308352
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308347
>spoiler
desu it wasnt asmr but it was pure kino

[Anonymous No.]

Ina is literally worse than Gura. At least Gura streamed and said she's not fucking making one.

[Anonymous No.]

Hokkaido Redemption Arc, onegai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308386
Yes. Both channels are fully under control by the same person, the original now. The spinoffs got booted to their own channel and don't even use the AI-chan avatar anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308383
How the fuck is Gura still rising?
It's insane.
Bless her

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308410
I love all takodachis too!
And i'm not afraid to admit it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308230
It's not as autistic as Japan's copyright laws though

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308327
>Pre Spa date zatsudans
>Mori drinking loudly, banging pots and pans, heavy GUHs, shouting etc

>Post Spa date zatsudans
>Talking about getting her nails painted, soft giggling at night, talking about learning to like herself more etc

What the fuck did Kiara do to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308383
EN minecraft is one hell of a drug. She got alot of new Haatons yesterday as well.
Also, what’s causing Shion and Watame’s increase?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308327
But I've been saying this every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308422
Yeah Shion's pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308366
>She isn't "cute" or "kawaii"
I strongly disagree. If anything, Mori is cuter than I ever gave her credit for before. That ASMR/zatsudan was lethal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308407
me too

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308441
Fucked the autist out of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308414
What did her family friendly channel entail?
Sounds cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308428
Delta...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308434
She deserves it but she also has the YT algorithm favoring her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308432
Really? I thought gamer AI is still a different person. I can't keep up with these changes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308441
Told her to actually fucking sleep instead of killing herself slowly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308342
What if Kiara numberfagging is just a cultural misunderstanding and all you people being triggered by it is just cultural shock

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308347
>Gura's karaoke
What about Gura's live2d reveal karaoke milestone celebration followed by "one more thing" 3D concert?
who am I kidding she doesn't have the stamina yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308410
Thanks bro, same here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308366
t.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308383
Is there a good reason to subscribe to Hololive Official?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308441
I don't think it was anything lewd. Maybe she convinced her to open up her feminine side.

[Anonymous No.]

Mori/Gura drunk collab when

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308441
Probably gushed over how cute she thought Mori was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308441
>"Have you tried relaxing, sleeping at normal hours, and generally not working yourself to death every day?"
>"I don't understand a single word you just said, kusotori."

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308441
Forced feminisation
Now she's only allowed to wear petticoats and frills

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308424
neither of them care, so you probably shouldn't either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308466
Don't worry, the entire thing was and still is a giant clusterfuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>Calli suddenly acting cute ever since she got a boyfriend
Relationships really change people...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307687
Hey schedule anon, I really appreciate what you are doing. My two cents about including others is that you could add a "Guest" and put any english only streams there from various JP holos.

[Anonymous No.]

how is there still no barefoot holo

[Anonymous No.]

>decide to check out a Holostars stream because dead hours
>400 viewers
bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308465
>m-muh algorithm

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307914
Yes, Hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308488
Oh no.. Bimbofication is my fetish...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308468
But anon that's always been the case Her German autism has to manifest itself somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308488
>Everyone thinks that Mori is going to get a rapper or teacher outfit for her first alternate
>It'll actually be gothic lolita

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308410
How do Takos have sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308453
i hope she does it more, it was hella comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308492
>boyfriend
Girlfirend and yeah they do

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308468
OH MY GOD
AFTER WHAT THE JEWS CLAIMED WITH THE SIX MILLION KIARA IS NOW KEEPING BETTER COUNT OF THINGS WHY IS IT ALWAYS SO PERFECT

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308479
I kinda want it but at the same time I don't want people to get a taste for drunk Gura and start demanding more of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308327
Of course whores can be cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>Amelia
>pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308492
Nobody can beat the cock, not the cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308379
Why can't the cancel fuckers come for this shitstain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308441
>Hey Calli, why don't you sleep 4 extra hours everyday? I'm sure it wil work wonders for your mental health
>that's kinda weird but sure I'll try it out Kiara

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308512
We need a goth lolita costum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308474
Do you think a collab with Mori would shatter or only reinforce her delusions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308514
They reproduce by budding. Each Tako is just a clone of the original one Ina made with her eldritch powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308479
Gura has been doing better staying sober and defeating her crippling alcoholism why would you suggest this

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308414
I'm upset I'll never get to know what the original channel had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308492
Mori, you gotta stop calling the chat your boyfriend. Or continue, I don't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308434
There are a lot of people clipping her so there is that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308512
Nah, just lolita.
Big bonnets, pink dresses, frills, ribbons etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308514
Well there was that drawing of a tako with a big penis...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308444
Shion just came back from a break & revealed a new costume, so she's probably getting increased viewership

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308475
Weird japanese style skits and see Yomemi get tentacled

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308441
She mentioned in some early streams that she did like girly stuff, but never had the chance to indulge in it before

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308540
Shatter, but she'll fall in love even harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308551
I have an actual boyfriend...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308540
I don't know but I want to find out

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308512
Well she does like Madoka a lot, so I can see that happening. I'd still like to see a sensei costume though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308555
Yea, but cock goes where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308488
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308571
Anon, that's gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308571
Sure you do...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308468
Wait... that make sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308571
Morichama, please...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308571
Fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308571
Mori...

[Anonymous No.]

There's a drawing of a Tako for that as well. Under them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308571
We're not your boyfriend Mori it's unhealthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308327
That's bullshit, we've been talking about her gap moe forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308571
LONDON

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308502
Don't go down the indie hole its even more depressing

[Anonymous No.]

Mori should NOT have done that sleepy stream. I used to dislike her and now I'm in love I can't believe she's this cute!
This is NOT what she should be doing with her life--appealing to degenerates like me!

[Anonymous No.]

Friend...
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1328614382645854209

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308444
Watame has been building a cult for months, she just streamed/streams a fuckton. Being a good (and prolific) singer helps a lot too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308279
>wanted to do either my RFA reps or my GG Xrd reps after Gura's stream
>brother interrupted me to ask about my DnD character
>by the time that was done, haachama started streaming
>it is now 3am
god damnit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308603
Topsis...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308603
Going down the indie hole is dangerous because you'll start to fall into the grooming hole like the sad fuckers in /vyt/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308616
grooming? what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308444
Shion has started back up again and got a new costume. Watame had an almost 7 hour Minecraft stream and an before that utawaku, both of which are incline streams for her.

>>29308466
Nozomi Kasuga was the original Kizuna Ai. They made a game channel for her after her Inside stream did really well. At some point, the company that owned Ai-chan got pissed with her for whatever reason and brought on clones that did their best impersonation of her. The fact that the company was trying to push Nozomi out came to light and a huge backlash on the company began. Eventually, Nozomi got the rights to Ai-chan by herself. The clones still work for the company (I think), but now the Kizuna Ai channels are 100% Nozomi Kosugi. Unfortunately, the whole incident fucked the channels growth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308571
>no post above this post with a downward arrow telling me it's Calliope Mori
Yeah, nice try impostor, you're not her

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308502
>>29308603
I remember I joined some Indies stream who only had 4 viewers. She instantly greeted me and was excited. Even read out my name from the users in chat list.
I panicked and instantly left. I keep wondering if she felt bad over it.

[Anonymous No.]

if Gura really does respect Mori as anons claim without any proof, why doesn't she collab with her more often?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308559
>dive head-first into a predominantly male music genre
>it's a dead and foreign music genre at that
>changed her mannerisms to more properly fit in with the scene
>finally has a chance to let loose and act as girly and cute as she wants without any worries

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308611

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308379
>i showed you my dick please answer me
we got an excuse to get him suspended/banned boys

[Anonymous No.]

How come everyone always shits on Kiara when she's basically single handedly responsible for opening the door for all EN/JP collabs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308571
We're going to ruin you for other men, Mori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308638
Gura's first choice for collabs will always be Ame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308616
I posted in /vyt/ once and they told me to fuck off back to /hlg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308638
Are you calling Gura a liar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308407
same, anon, and it kills me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308637
I'd leave too anon. It's pretty rude for a streamer to call out a lurker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308637
Stuff like this is why I don't look in on indies. I don't want them to get attached to me and feel bad if I ever stop coming around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308638
She's done Bitchin Kitchin with her multiple times anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308648
>everyone
It's just /cgl/ trannies and elevens

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308637
anon....your social anxiety reps.....its even affecting you on the internet.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308648
She's the easiest target since she takes antis the most personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308577
The takloaca

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308648
some people are dead inside anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308652
>why isn't he giving me akasupas everyday...
>he doesn't even want to listen to my kazoo solos...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308637
She graduated after that very stream, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308648
People are dumb. That is a Shark fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308053

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308549
this is going to torture me for the rest of the night. her voice acting of the weird bespectacled hedgehog thing was pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308502
Aruran usually gets those numbers or less and hes playing Apex on top of that
Astel has trouble holding onto his viewers since everyone who watches him knows he tends to go on for hours. His viewers usually come out for his utawakus

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308638
Time zones are bitch. It's also not a claim by anon, it's the words right out of her mouth. https://streamable.com/0e7unq

[Anonymous No.]

>Ina got blacklisted from genmate collabs now too and is redoing her schedule

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308571
Mori please, don't delude yourself like this, it can't be healthy for you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308648
Because her schizo fans like you whine constantly about harassments you invented in your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308624
Thanks for the clarification. I've heard about that but thought it was just rumors...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308638
But she collabed with Cali more than Kiara and Ina combines?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308648
Its just a handful of schizos and /cgl/ trannies

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308611
holostarsEN is looking farther and farther away

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308637
FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308648
Antis know she takes it the hardest so they focus on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308648
Stop trying to bait antis

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308638
Aside from all the "narratives" floating around, the most likely reason is that Mori is too busy with roommate stuff, and the time difference between the two of them are just prohibitive for many collabs

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308585
>noisy
>extroverted
>overly emotional
>non-stop fantasies
>a mess
no wonder she left so quickly

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308648
Were JP collabs never ever going to happen without her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308648
She is basically a Rooster Teeth level shipper

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308502
Why would anyone watch a gay dude?

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe this money is better spent on hookers...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308366
Mori embracing her cute will eventually reinforce her cool. As in she will go from cringe bro cool to "handsome" cool beauty people expected from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308713
I never understood the double barrel pistol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308700
s-shes lying

[Anonymous No.]

>deadbeats going from ghostlings to realizing her attachment to chat is already getting unhealthy in less than a day
You people move quick

[Anonymous No.]

Is Mori doing a GFE or is she trying to bait chat into acting out her BFE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308648
The only JP/EN collab that happened thanks to her is the Amon9us collab though. Literally every single other collab she organized it was just her. A bunch of JP/EN collabs happened without her too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308637
Someone mentioned an indie who was advertising on youtube last night.
She got about 750k views on the one video she advertised, but was streaming when I looked with about 80.
I realise that success is rare and failing artists are hardly new, but it's so rough to see it laid out so blatantly, so easily comparable, with such a large gap between the successful and the failing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306394
>>drama happens and most of your friends abandon you. BL3 comes out
what was this? drama with HER?

[Anonymous No.]

just woke up what did I miss during gura's stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308514

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308756
I'm not deluded enough to think that Mori doesn't have a boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1328625196467580928

[Anonymous No.]

KINOKART IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1328625257276534784

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1328625196467580928

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1328625257276534784

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308703
I-Ina ina inaaaaa...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308640
No, she had some stuff go on during her formative years that totally ruined the idea of her being cute or feminine long before she decided to spit fire or move to the land of the rising sun. The fact that she's starting to believe us when we tell her that she's cute is either going to be very healthy for her if she can internalize it, or very bad if she develops even more of a parasocial relationship with chat then she already has.

t. Trust me, this isn't a narrative, but there's no need for me to share the source since she doesn't want it to be public knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308776
>literally ear fucking
I never even knew that. Holy shit this is amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308466
Here's handy guide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCOvxwAKp2E

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308624
>Eventually, Nozomi got the rights to Ai-chan by herself. The clones still work for the company (I think), but now the Kizuna Ai channels are 100% Nozomi Kosugi.
Kizuna Ai is now owned by a subsidary where Nozomi is on the board. Nozomi also had a personal channel for a few months, where she made a statement and did a few videos (tl;dr: she's not ponkotsu; just a cute hag).
Of the 4 AIs: OG has both channels now, one of them got a mommy-energy avatar and is still streaming, one got a tomboy avatar and then retired and the chinese one is... still the chinese one, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308637
don't feel too bad anon, all the advice i've ever heard from successful streamers starts with "never call out new viewers or new followers" so she was doing something wrong as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308782
>>29308788
What happened to Member's Only Masturbation bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308710
the nips are starting to notice too

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308782
>>29308788
>No Titan Fall
I'm a little sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308782
InAmebros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308782
>>29308788
Finally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308648
>the collab ban ending will lift her to the top!!!
>still 36k behind Ina

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308782
Bless you Ina, thanks for the EU friendly streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308758
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308782
>>29308788
>2x breaks

[Anonymous No.]

>>29307434
How does #MoriRene sound? ;)

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308782
Eyyyy she's alive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308782
>2 Half-Life 2 streams
Huh? No Titanfall 2?

>Another HoloEN collab
Nice, I wonder what they're gonna play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308795
I see. Guess I learned something today then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308758
yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>HoloEN five member collabs are back

FUCKING FINALLY

[Anonymous No.]

Ever since discovering hololive I haven't fapped at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308793
Gorilla in deadest of hours... Chicken...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308790
>>29308793
>in one hour
MY FUCKING SLEEP REPS AAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

Perfect. Time for groceries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308816
it's an expression of pain...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308834
She said she wont play TF2 because Ame wants to play it.

[Anonymous No.]

watching the gura minecraft vod is so painful. was the thread having a meltdown like her chat?

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/8x5l7a.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308637
Reminder there exists an alternate universe where that indie Vtuber is your hololive oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308782
>>29308788
>>29308816
>no EN collabs
she just wants to grind gatcha in peace

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308834
>>29308817
Ina specifically said that she's going to hold off on Titanfall 2 if Ame wants to play it, since FPS games are the latter's bread and butter and she doesn't want to steal her thunder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308782
>playing random games
what games do you masturbate with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308782
Just four more days of autism wars...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308855
Perfect excuse for a collab anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308782
>>29308788
Those 12 pm adn 11 am dates brake my balls...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308616
God I still remember the times where they sperg against Eilene's sycophants and Kizuna vs Luna vs Siro vs whoever the fuck were mooning at that time numberfagging. Nowadays the thread is just sad and desolate like thw baacharus they endlessly shill in there. God I miss that era. I definitely miss the Eilene shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308795
Hope for the former, fear for and expect the latter I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308859
Thank you soundanon, I missed her voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308849
>2 AM stream
rev up your coffee makers

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308877
Yeah, she even said she would love to collab with Ame on TF2 after she plays it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308873
Koikatsu

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308790
>>29308793
Its time

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308864
>no EN collabs
Anon, your eye reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308816
actually seems like she's pretty down. no creativity at all in that schedule

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308053
Burger here, here you go anon. Now I should head to bed since its 4am

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308790
>>29308793
I haven't watched her previous MKart streams before, anything I should know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308782
>2 breaks
That's too bad, but maybe minecraft guerilla will happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308758
>arcade where she managed to win a match
>restaurant where she snuck in her own food and fed it to chat
>confronted by loud angry dude and told chat to defend her honor
She literally did a stream where she forced chat to act out her dream date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308845
I used to be the same, then I found Haachama and now I fap to her like 3-4 times a day, I need help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308788
>>29308782

[Anonymous No.]

Take it slowly this book is dangerous. Ready?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308811
Why does Gura not wear pants or a skirt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308782
>>29308788
>Almost all her streams are EU prime time
Je t'aime Ina. Kiara can go fuck her numbers if she likes them so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308859
>>29308782
>>29308788
Those EU friendly hours holy shit
I'm born in flames and have been blessed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308795
glad you could be so honest about it, Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>29306567
gura
west of loathing

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308816
> T W O half-life

Bitch wants to make sure she beats the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308909
The chat genuflecting to Ghost Rider or trying to bribe him to go away was genuinely the funniest fucking chat interaction I've seen in EN so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308902
She is awful at driving and her KFP employees will randomly throw for her or completely destroy her. It's pure chaos

[Anonymous No.]

>no more pinponpanpon
I don't wanna live anymore what's the point of all this

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308441
>>29308640
Not shitting on her, but I genuinely want to know if it was mentioned by her in any form.

Does Mori have little bit of Autism? Albeit very high functioning?
I mean everyone's on the spectrum in some shape or form nowadays.
But something about listening her compared to all the other Holo.
At first I thought it was just her "nerves" messing with her, along with having to balance her "character persona" but after awhile...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308920
Easy access

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308656
Everyone in /vyt/ has the ability to look at your poster ID.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308902
Don't be surprised if the curses a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308855
>>29308871
Ina's so nice. I wonder if she's gonna move onto the Episodes next then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308612
So how long until hololive watching compounds start cropping up where people watch their idols together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308902
All you need to know is that it will be fucking great.
https://streamable.com/3v4f7d

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308892
sorry I meant
>no EN or JP duo/trio/any collabs except the untiy one

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308758
Both. She gives the people what they want and gets to live out the fantasies she's been kicking around for who knows how long. It's a symbiotic relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308788
>>29308782
>2 breaks
FUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU
>2 half lifes 2's
I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308909
Lately Mori feels like a tomboy who always wanted to be a princess instead. I thought those only existed in fiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308936
>inb4 she doesn't know about the episodes
wouldn't put it past her, she didn't know about headcrabs

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308937
She has genuinely good ideas, she just needs to get her shit together as a Hololive streamer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308895
Enma said she couldn't do a members only masturbation stream, and she didn't think non members deserved it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308960
I've seen the Mario Sunshine streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308648
Yeah like Ina getting all of those JP collabs.

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbuds,
Teammates,
Deadbeats,
Takodachis,
You'll be there for Kiara's stream, right? I promise I'll be there when your oshi streams... so please please come and watch Kiara...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308880
She's stronger then people realize, she just hasn't had her sob story dragged out into the public like Kiara and Ame. Probably goes back to what she was talking about in that Sick song, where she doesn't want to get fans by airing her issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ina is gonna play 51 clubhouse games by herself

Ina...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308964
>"I'm not paying you but you gotta do your job" followed by the "weeee"
Kills me every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308991
fuck you these are horrible streaming hours
of course i'll be there

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308952
She has imposter syndrome and doesn't think too highly of herself. All the compliments people gave her in the asmr stream you could tell she was enjoying them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308991
You can't even spell Teamate right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308991
No begging, fag. KFP only kneels for 10chou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308995
I hope she does viewer participation, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308795
Is there any way to course correct if the parasocial effect starts ramping up, though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308724
Yeah, originally Cover was adamant about keeping EN and JP as their own separate spheres and not having them interact at all. Kiara went behind Cover's back and started talking to the JP talents and setting stuff up before this could really get set in stone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308952
>Does Mori have little bit of Autism?
you need to be a special breed of autistic to do the shit she has done for the past 4 years. Its passion autism but autism none the less

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308936
>Bitch
Please refrain from using such words when addressing the priestess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308991
ill watch her after she gets a new outfit and she drops the fast food theme

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308703
>>29308782
>This is partially true
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

mori keeps fucking up but it always ends in her fair. her streams are shitshows which makes them fun to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308991
ill be there for the archive since its 3 in the morning for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308902
Hitler may or may not make a guest appearance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308930
Nah, just someone who's very dedicated to doing my narrative breaking and white hat cyberstalking reps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308991
Of course I will, I always watch Kiara when I can

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308991
Fuck off, falseflagger

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308991
I always tune into other HoloEN streams when Ina isn't streaming. Sometimes I just have them in the background while doing my reps. At the very least I have all streams running after leaving a like to boost the algorithm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308970
People usually get two days off from work anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308816
>Ina will be the first to see Haachama's castle
Neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308991
Sorry Kiara, you have been replaced by Ina as the designated EU streamer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309045
playing video games isn't a real job anonchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308952
Nobody who takes on VTubing as a living and is actually successful at it has a brain that functions normally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309058
Tard wrangling is

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308546
I made this edit for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308991
Fine, just because you asked nicely

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308991
I haven't missed a single Kiara stream and I don't plan on breaking that record

[Anonymous No.]

Is Austria actually a nice country? People always tell me that it's like a poor man's Germany.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309058
>*makes more money than you ever will by playing a shitty shark game and going shaaark*

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308991
Eurobrochama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308977
Even if she did I doubt she'd continue. She already showed regrets about not playing HL1/Black Mesa because she has 0 fucking clue what's going on in HL2 except that she's Gordan Freeman.

>>29309058
She has another job outside of streaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308549
>>29308697
You really aren't missing much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308991
all of us in this thread * 2 wouldn't be enough to make a chance
but i guess i can leave youtube open while i sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308991
I watch everyone except mori!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308991
I watch all of Kiara's streams except for Sakuna. Sorry, it's just intensely boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309011
Have there been any cases of chat course correcting a reverse parasocial relationship?
It's not like we can just break up with her in a coordinated SC storm or can we

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309086
It's beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309077
Imagine resting with Ina like this, just snoozing and listening to her hum.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ina playing clubhouse 51 games by herself
Someone, please collab with her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308991
I'll watch Marine

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308912
Why does the teamup calendar have the EN collab as Don't Starve Together?
That's a fucking terrible game for a 90 min collab with a bunch of girls who won't understand how to play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309058
Neither is drawing furry pornography but people do it and earn more money than you ever will anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309086
The people are apparently nicer
They also have mountains and scenery

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308782
>Solo Clubhouse 51
this hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308902
She is not good at the game, she swears a fuck ton, and begs her viewers to throw (and they almost never do). And despite some of that sounding horrible, it's fucking hilarious and among her best streams. Her first stream turned people from hating on her to liking her or at least not thinking she should graduate to show how strong these streams are.

https://streamable.com/f7z05i

>>29308991
It's 4 AM and I was about to go to bed, but I'm not bout to miss a Kiara Mario Kart stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309100
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308978
A lot of it is stuff I chalk up to general inexperience as a live streamer. Literally every other member of EN had some experience beforehand so it makes her inexperience all the more glaring. She's getting better but it's a learning process that doesn't just click overnight, especially if you develop bad habits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308816
Finally. I wonder what random games she will be playing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308441
Kiara is the Sith Lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309006>>29309007>>29309036
>>29309038
>>29309020>>29309055
>>29309009>>29309026>>29309037>>29309103
>>29309077>>29309079
>>29309090
>>29309099>>29309112
>>29309100



10q, hopefully this will dissuade her from prematurely graduating...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308991
gotta see the Tower of Babel collapse again live

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309122
est neet hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309127
see >>29309121
>>29308995

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309086
It's a less depressing Germany

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309111
Why is she being excluded so hard?

Even her more successful younger sister Gura cannot help her out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309121
She said she wants to play it to learn some of the new games she didnt play. Learn the rules, practice for collabs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309104
I'm not breaking her heart, I can't, sorry man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308053
I living in cunnyland but I can't post it at work, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309058
>streaming is just playing video games
cool, why aren't you making a living that way anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308782
>>29308816
Ina...

[Anonymous No.]

Did anyone here seriously start learning German thanks to Kiara?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309038
Based.. As a KFP Jannie I do it for Ina and the rest of holoEN. And that includes Polka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308952
She sometimes can't hold a proper conversation on stream. I do that too irl. Actual mild autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308991
This is one of the few times I'll be able to actually catch a Kiara stream so yes, I'll watch it before bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309034
based but please for the love of god keep everything to yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309068
Subaru is a pretty huge normalfag, as much as I love her. She just has a bit of baggage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309086
A bit more traditional with less retarded ruling politicians compared to Krautland. They are alright. Also alpine scenery which is simply beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308790
>>29308793
I want Kiara to shift gears with my joystick

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309139
>that formatting
Nevermind.

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama is so cute. I'm going to make her into my daughter-wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308991
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309111
My fucking heart man... She doesn't deserve this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309139
>that awful post quoting
Never mind 4chan, are you even from this planet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309086
switzerland scenery but you don't get jewed over

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308975
>People always told me that the anime girl of my dreams doesn't exist
>finally find the girl cherry picked to my tastes
>she's across the world and is heavily autistic
Why are all the autistic weeb girls around me fat/anorexic obnoxious cunts with potato faces? Why can't i have a Mori? Why must you do this god?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309034
I appreciate your intent, but keep that shit under tight wrap, for the good of everyone involved.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't she invite Nene at least?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309111
Ina mentioned in her last stream that she will do solo 51 to learn rules for games she never did before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308952
Yes, but probably not in the way you think. Actual high functioning autists are exactly the kind of people to set up a character for themselves and let it completely overtake them. One of the most common parts of an actual autists thought process is that everything must adhere to a fairly rigid structure, most often a chronological structure. This leads to a near obsessive devotion to "playing a character" and "keeping the story up." Because they literally can not think in any other way than a story structure, everything needs to be defined by archetype to them and if they haven't observed an archetype it doesn't exist. They literally live their lives like they're writing a story with themselves as the main character, the personality and actions of that main character might be completely seperate from their actual personality, but as long as it sticks to the story they don't care. This obviously leads to other issues such as when the story deviates too far or they become bored of their character they just break down and have to start from scratch all over again. They have no personality of their own at that point, just a collection of archetypes and tropes that they use to navigate the real world.

T. Actual diagnosed high functioning autists who's had to wrangle other autists of varying functionality all his life

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309111
She just forgot to put the name of the person she was collabing with, right guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309149
There is unironically something going on behind the scenes. No scheming inside her gen, but something beyond that. We still don't know why Cover put a JP collab ban on her for instance.

[Anonymous No.]

Just got back and teamup anon heard the suggestions for the schedule and updated the schedule. Based
https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309111
That's just...wow. Maybe she'll do an open invitation thing just like Mori did with Lethal League? Hopefully some of her gen-mates will drop by...

[Anonymous No.]

>Ina has a no collab week
>gura doesn’t know what to put in her schedule
why the fuck can’t you whores just ask each other for a collab?
literally what. fucking bitches. antisocial introverted little shits. speak the FUCK up. nobody will judge you. make the first move
fucking dumb bitches. if gura drops a no collab schedule tomorrow I’m fucking offing myself. Going to OD on my sleeping pills

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309086
Vienna is a very beautiful city

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309104
I'm not going to leave my Mori gf, anon. If we're both parasites then the solution is just for neither one of us to ever leave the other no matter what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309139
anon how do you fuck that up

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308952

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309111
Her schedule is not really friendly with any of ther members.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308991
Of course anon. I try my best to watch every holoEN streams except Ina when she stream at 3am. I'm sorry takodachis ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Was there any interesting lore during Gura stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309206
>Fixed Kiara's last name
Thank you, teamup anon

[Anonymous No.]

>Looper watchalong
>Boondock Saints watchalong
The threads are going to be fucking amazing. Hopefully Gura puts a fun movie on her schedule to round it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309208
you do realize their schedules might not match? consider that Ina is working on something else, and she barely streams the same time as Gura anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309206
Fubuki drew Ame?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308859
>HoloEN Collab
Haachama will be there too right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309222
she went for a run

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309197
Fumbling around with the rules in a collab is part of the fun.
It's still not a good look tako bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308991
Anon.... Kiara already graduated

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308952
She probably is on the spectrum
t. sperg

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309197
The games are simple and you can learn the rules on the fly. Would be cool if the other girls decide to join her though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309199
You forgot pick related

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309149
"Something outside of either party's control" got her planned collabs with JPs and now (God I hope not but possibly) non-"mandatory" ENs as well. Anyone's guess what that is, but it was sad when it was just JPs, but really worrying now... not a single collab with another EN this whole week?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309194
It's monkeys paw, you get her but you can never have her

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309203
Narratives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309235
Yeah, Tako Ina and Gura too

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309238
you jinxed it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309222
https://youtu.be/bDVUdMEX4Yc

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309104
>Rectum, Stormtrooper, etc. all drop one last aka and then de-member in the middle of the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309203
>JP collab ban on her
is this true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308895
Maybe not being able to collab with JPs has something to do with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308637
I got called out by Africat for staying up late. That caught me off guard a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

the narratives were true
Ina is literally being shunned by the holoJPs just because she’s Korean
Fucking nips. I’ll fucking kill them. Faggots. All of them.
She fucking idolized you fucking faggots. She knew everything. Aced the collab quiz on hololive. And you faggots do this? Just because she’s Korean?
Fucking nips. I’ll fucking tell my homie Biden to nuke your faggot asses. Either that or you lift your xenophobic veil and let Ina collab with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309229
Is Boondock Saints another of those movies with like 387 different-length versions or can I just torrent the first one I find?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309242
You underestimate her autism and need for perfection. She's very self conscious about at least doing a trial run of everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309203
Is there any truth to the collab ban or is that just another narrative?
It could be because she's Corean, and Japs hate Coreans

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308383
>Four 1M Holos before the end of the year
Maybe even Baqua will be able to make it in time, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309203
is this because of Yostar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309121
>>29309111
>>29309144
>>29309154
>>29309174
>>29309195
>>29309201

https://streamable.com/x03pvb
something spooky is going on, note how she says it's neither of the parties fault (both wanted it to happen), phrasing implies it was at least 3 collabs planned and somehow all had to be cancelled, also she avoids telling what it is, probably something yab/Cover doesn't let her tell what it is

[Anonymous No.]

>told myself that I'd go to sleep an hour ago
>spent the following hour talking about Mori instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309208
>Have we found a motive for the suicide?
>Yes chief, his last posts online indicated his mounting frustration with an anime girl streamer's scheduling
>Detective, what the fuck does that even mean? This job has taken it's toll on you, you're off the case

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308952
Almost definitely. She does the whole thing we she talks like she's impersonating how normal people talk because it doesn't come naturally. It makes her very charming though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309203
The closes I can think of is her roomate working for chinese gatcha companies, maybe she is the one being careful not to anger her employers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309192
I can't stop laughing how the Swiss just do all of their grocery shopping in Germany due to getting fucked by local taxes. If you visit the border passes between the two countries the German side is littered with grocery stores and supermarkets while the Swiss side has at least 8 gas stations in a row.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309229
Looper is a shit movie except for one scene that still gives me nightmares years after I saw it.
I hate the psychic super-kid trope.
It's probably still worth watching for that once scene though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309260
Nice, remember which stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309203
>We still don't know why Cover put a JP collab ban on her for instance
Where is the explanation?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309277
t. chinese-american

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309277
Even Haachama :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309238
You know, it would be cool to have some kind of competition (drawing with left hand+mouse, etc.) or something and Haachama would be the host and judge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309279
*need for stability and no issues during stream
Perfection is the wrong word here.
>>29309284
She is loved by 5ch at least. And many JP members mentioned wanting to collab with her. I think it's one of those new narratives /jp/ is trying to push hard.

[Anonymous No.]

going to bed. im gonna have to watch the kiara archive, but im sure it will be good.
good night

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1328625196467580928
>2 HL2 streams
She fucking hates the game and wants to finish it ASAP

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308383
ABSOLUTE CHAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309260
What about Kiara?

[Anonymous No.]

>All the holopedos in one stream
Wtf how come no one brought this up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309295
"based"

[Anonymous No.]

I know I said I prefer Ina solo streams and not collabs, but not like this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309295
Welcome to the clan anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309303
The psychic shit is the only part that drags Looper down, it's an incredibly solid film otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309292
God it hurts listening to her talk about it with that smile on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308831
Oh give her a break FFS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NuX79Ud8zI

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309335
>4 singers
is that a karaoke collab

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309335
>pizza time
cant make this shit up

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309277
>Ina is literally being shunned by the holoJPs just because she’s Korean

Not wholly true, though neither it is wholly wrong. Don't forget that her roommate has some art deal thing whereby she'll draw for gacha games, and most gacha games come from China. So it might be possible that for now, in order to avoid the EN version of Coco from happening to both Ina AND her roommate, they're keeping her away from JP just for her own good

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309203
NARRATIVE TIME
>Ina got fucking PISSED at Kiara after her "EN should have been 4" moment
>her meltdown was so bad that Cover decided to discreetly punish her without turning heads
>only collab she could do was an already scheduled one with Ame, and the mandated EN collab

[Anonymous No.]

Ina banned from one on one collabs

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309320
hey fuck you haachama would collab with ina just make ina ask her for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309278
I see a theatrical and a director's cut on the torrent site and Mori hasn't answered my comment on the member post asking for which version to get, so to be safe just download both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309330
Your rrats are weak, seller.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309335
Nene is a pedo? Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309268
>>29309284
If anything it might be Covering her ass, her roommate's primary job is art for gacha games and the Hololive-China shit...

Cover's go-to response for controversy is to throw a blanket over it and retardedly pretend it isn't happening, they may be pretending that they can keep the bugmen from railing her/them over it if they just "lay low" for a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309309
>>29309260
Ah, found it, it was the Gura pic stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308926
And difficult JP schedule

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309151
How about we just ask her to stay as friends for now?
>>29309211
I love my Mori gf too anon, but a double parasitic relationship is good for nobody

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw thread is setting up to shitpost about Ina in the coming week because of one schedule
why are we like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309284
Nothing here is true. But, my narrative is that she works with chinks for her real job and she can't collab in order to preserve her career.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309365
But it's only Coco they're after. She can just not collab with her? That doesn't make sense.

[Anonymous No.]

why the fuck is this thread faster than the entirety of /a/?

[Anonymous No.]

Cover is such a garbage ass company (if you can even call it that). I wish we somehow just had someone competent managing them and someone who would help when chinks start spazzing out over dumb bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309335
>Kanata and Nene are pedos
I hadn't heard this. I watched Kanata playing ShinyMas, but she didn't come off as a lolicon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309322
I was going to suggest they hold a Japanese phone game like the jp girls did with English. Kiara and Haachama can be the judges like Coco and Haachama were for the other one.

[Anonymous No.]

I know a lot of the JP talent aren't exactly young, but are they old enough to even care about Ina being Korean? I thought that was just something old fucks cared about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309343
I've been down since day 1, it just worries me how much I've been changing because of VTubers. I use to sleep at normal times and have other hobbies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309193
I just wish there was a better way to get shit pulled then dropping an email to Cover and praying they sort it out. Maybe I should make a burner and send them to Mori directly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309330
Well that and she finished of Hades main story

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308856
The first hour was fine then she started to run out of thing to talk about and it was tower of friendship all over again. Now look as she avoids playing minecraft solo for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309387
new narratives of the week

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309392
I just use it as a chat to shoot the shit and pretend I have friends who are interested in hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308991
I'm always there anon. If I'm awake you can count on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309387
Her time will eventually come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309392
best chatroom for Hololive related discussions

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309380
>>29309389
This actually makes sense desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309387
not schedule, it started in her drawing stream and schedule only reinforced it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309399
The management on cover are a bunch of oldfucks. That's probably not the case though, probably the chinks that Ina work for are the ones behind the string.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309309
>>29309382
Was a bit late to post the link, here it is anyways https://youtu.be/d5bDQosP4Ck
>>29309334
iirc she didn't drew TakaMori

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309329
Goodnight screenshot.png poster

[Anonymous No.]

>Ina holds a no collab week
>had all her JP collabs cancelled
>nobody is asking her for a collab
>Kiara said “HoloEN is better with 4” in reference to Ina
It’s fucking over

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309208
>why the fuck can’t you whores just ask each other for a collab?
There's literally a Dont Starve Together EN collab, the Overcooked collab, and the KiAme chess rematch collab thsi week. Unless you're just talking about Gura and Ina specifically. Gura usually tries to do a GurAme stream, but if you look at Ame's schedule, she has about 13 of them all lined up

People have their own lives and shit to do anon, some times the timing just doesn't add up

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309399
The only outwardly racist and homophobic Holo is Pekora, the rest don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>fap myself stupid to all kinds of sick fantasies involving the holoEN avatars
>feel ill imagining any kind of sexual interaction with the holoEN roomates behind the avatars

have I truly learned that 2D > 3D?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309367
>Haachama has already collabed with Ame and Kiara
>trying to setup a collab with Gura
>has a three person collab with Mori confirmed
>nothing with Ina
Hmm...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308902
Ina
>stop sandbagging!
Kiara
>let me win please!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309292
I swear to God Cover.
You're provoking black clouds in isolation with this shit. Don't leave Ina drifting in the ocean all alone.

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama pls save Ina..

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309392
Because HoloEN is becoming huge and all discussion of it is locked to one thread. A lot of cross posters from other boards. Case in point the thread being almost dead during the election.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29308383
>The ranking site actually lists Gura as サメちゃん next to her actual name
That's hilarious. I wonder how many JOPs who follow her even remember her official name at this point. It's like if EOPs only knew Korone as Doggo or DOOG or something oh wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309277
>>29309365
Nah she probably worded things awkwardly. I think what she meant is that she wanted to collab with someone from HoloCN but had to scrap that because they graduated too soon. But if the naRRATives are true.... she should have joined Nijisanji since koreans are celebrated there. Maybe she can even be friends with Yuya...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309349
I see where you're coming from, but it dominates the entire second half of the movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309427
You don't need to pretend, I consider you all friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>29309398
>Kiara and Haachama can be the judges like Coco and Haachama were for the other one.
While it is extremely unlikely, I just want one of the girls to correct Haachama's Japanese, just like how one of the JPs corrected her english

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when Haachama tried to eat a bunch of spicy noodles and threw up on stream?

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>>29309443
Chicken is literally always ruining everything huh?

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>>29306359
Nice! Half Life 2!

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>>29309450
Peko is also a flatearther so make of that what you will

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>>29309401
If you're having more fun here then on other hobbies, it's probably fine. I do find myself podcasting a lot more streams instead of watching them so I can be productive while doing my youtube reps, though.

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The problem with the whole "Ina works for China and is trying to preserve her career by not collabing with JPs" narrative is that there's no middle ground with the Chinese. Just working for a Japanese company is enough to earn scorn, avoiding colllabs does nothing but delay the inevitable.

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Bros
Except an Ina graduation soon
Let’s just say something very ominous is going on within the company right now. A lot of targeted harassment at Ina. Her gen mates want to help her but can’t, or they’ll end up being fired as well.

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>>29309242
Can't you view it as she's gonna have fun playing with her viewers instead? It's not always about everyone on the EN

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>>29309480
I seriously can't sexualise Haachama because of how child like she acts. Weird because I'd happily impregnate Gura.

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>>29309478
takodachi...

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>>29309496
ogey

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>>29309460
Very funny Vergil

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>>29309496
source?

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>>29308637

>You now realize there's hundreds of vtubers out there with amazing talent that will never get noticed
>They'll retire and give up on their dreams and lose a part of themselves as a result

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>>29309392
Majo no Tabi is the only good anime this season.

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>>29309496
except what?

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>>29309496
ogey

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>>29309366
>"EN should have been 4" moment
sauce? or am I being baited?

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>>29309496
ogey

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>>29309480
That was Haato, not Haachama anon

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>>29309472
Absolute 0 collabs this week doesn't look good.
Also she's a Hololive fan, why would anyone ever willingly join an utterly failed NijiEN?

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>>29309487
Proof?

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>>29309399
I can assure you most of the JP holos don't even KNOW Ina is Korean. She never spoke about it outside of her debut stream. And even if they knew, I very much doubt most of them are racist, if any.

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>>29309496
Shit narrative, but if something like that happens I expect Ame and Gura to instantly leave

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>>29309496
How about they do their fucking job and stand up for the talent?

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>>29309462
>Pekora getting close to 1M
>promised she would tell her parents she's a Vtuber at 1M
I can't wait

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>>29309478
You know what, you guys are alright sometimes.

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>>29309496
>First Kiara graduates
>Now Ina
Bros... whats gonna happen to our girls...

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Fuck you doomposternggers, I'm now genuinely worried for Ina, shit.

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>>29309496
>except
ESLs always were the worst posters in these threads.

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>>29309496
Ina is joining Nijisanji! The panda liked her art so much that she made sure Ichikara bought her out through under-table means. :^)

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Someone please collab with my wife

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>>29309479
Kiara and Ina would probably not do it but Mori might, out of sheer naive autism and not being aware how Haachama was murdered live multiple times already.

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>>29309409
Did you dig further than high school-era stuff? I got to that point, asked myself what the fuck I was even doing, and deleted it all from my browser history.]/spoiler]

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>>29309523
Kiara didn't mean it like that she was off handedly bitching about how games are usually max 4 player

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>>29309436
At least it is until serial shitposters start to show up

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>>29309531
>Cover
>doing their job
>standing up for their talent
hahahahaHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

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>>29309451
You clearly haven't seen Noel's rooommate

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I LOVE MORI!!

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>>29308674
>tfw social anxiety so bad can't even get myself to play anonymous chess or Apex because I might play badly

What the fuck happened to me, I used to talk shit in voice chat and now I puss out from even playing the game.

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Preemptively selling all of my squidcoin after hearing the bad news!

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>>29309523
Kiara was talking about how multiplayer games are all geared towards 4 player max, said "EN should have been 4" meaning if Cover's generations were released in groups of 4 it would be easier to schedule collabs. But she didn't think about how it sounded and people freaked out and start narrativising the shit out of it. She meant nothing by it, just bird-brained

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Gura I love you

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does polka hate gura

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>>29309546
Hasn't Ina already surpassed all of the Nijis?
I mean, it's Nijisanji...