Hololive Global

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https://vocaroo.com/1aXjviXT3uwG

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Gura is so damn cute I can't handle it

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Gura is my wife

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Reminder that Gura likes fat cocks
https://files.catbox.moe/28ufzb.mp3
/u/fags btfo

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Does Gura know that Haachama has moved in?

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Does Gura have a plan on how to do this? Like a blueprint?

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>>29295701
KLAIUS NO!!!

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>building stream
s-sure...

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I want to tease Gura's gills...

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Reminder not to respond to antis

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>>29295240
>>29295701
Based.

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>>29295695
This picture is inaccurate. The pizza has cheese on it

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6th date bros

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>>29295706
Who doesn't?

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For fuck's sake someone show Gura how to design MC structures in layers.

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hey now, here is my song. for you! yeah that's right. I wish that I was yours but I'm too shy I suppose...

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Is this the thread where we uuooohhh?

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>ywn fuck gurs to the beat of her favorites rythm heaven songs
why even live

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This is a disaster and I love it

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>>29295707
Nobody cares about Haachama

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would you watch Holo still if the thread wasnt here to read and watch along with people...

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https://www.ahoworks.com/product-page/amelia-patch
Ame patch is on sale.

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>>29295709
No, she's eyeballing it after making the skeleton.

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>>29295594
I dont give a shit about Mori, i care about the rest of the internet infecting the other girls. Theres a reason i got interested in Hololive and that was due to it being a little self contained heaven away from normie shit. Come and watch if you feel like it but dont fucking touch it.

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>>29295706
she likes big futa cock
she likes Ame and wants to give her a big futa cock

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Ame mentioned AGAIN

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Amelia's Law
>no matter which EN streamer is on
>no matter which game they're playing
>they will talk about Amelia affectionately

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>>29295709
Plan?

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>>29295707
I'd imagine everybody was asked if they were okay with her joining in, since it wouldn't just be a collab.

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>>29295709
Plan?

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>>29295707
>Inb4 Haachama logs on

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Fart fnugyien.

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what the fuck is wrong with this guy?

https://twitter.com/WooHooLad/status/1328516055447203840

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>>29295701
>>29295240
Based!

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>>29295706
I'm male and straight as an arrow and I like fat cocks

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>>29295725
UOOOH

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>>29295733
i do

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You retards talk about "roommates" every thread and I have no idea what the fuck you niggers are talking about. Melody isn't going near the girls. Neither is Nyanners or Ironmouse.

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>>29295707
If she does then she's trying to force eminent domain on Haachama's staked out property.

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>>29295706
Cocks are the best

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>>29295715
building stream with 15 blue blocks........ it's gunna be a short stream

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>>29295706
The only other time I've heard her laugh this hard was when she build Watson a dick. She really thinks dick jokes are funny, huh?

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>>29295720
On which date do I get to suffocate between those milkers?

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I just realized that our threads are an echo chamber as well, not in the way you would think
I can't imagine what normie discords and freaks watch along with us, but we never hear from them and yet we're technically part of the same fandom

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Was this a scheduled stream?

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>>29295735
What do people do with patches anyhow?

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>>29295754
fuck off already

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Do you think Gura needs to use a poop knife?

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>>29295709
>Gura
>plan
ogey

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>Hey anon, did you hear? I heard some noises from the windows and at the door, it must be some racoon or animal.
>Thanks for playing with me by the way, see you tomorrow. Bye bye!
What do you do after, anon?

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>>29295753
Ok faggot

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bros... i'm... gawrsling

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>>29295742
Protagonist Perks

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I fucking love Gura streams.
t. deadbeat

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Man, all this progress Gura has made. It's too much.

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>>29295768
She hasn't released her schedule yet

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>>29295735
See I want to buy this, but it's not offical.

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I love this shark, but holy shit, her ADHD makes her minecraft streams unbearable to watch.
I just have her in the background and treat it like a zatsudan

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>>29295737
>self-contained haven
>Quarterpounder and literalwhos on Coco's streams
hownew.ru

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>>29295716
I want you to stop.

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>>29295709
I don't blueprint either when making a house. Nothing wrong with that.

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>>29295706
Dude, cocks are aesthetic as fuck. Even I can agree with that and I'm straight

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>>29295701
>Tfw I still don't know what the full thing sounds like because I hate listening to my own voice
One day I'll see how funny the bgm made it

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SUGARPIE HONEYBUNCH

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>Gura wants to be a secret santa for all of EN with a surprise christmas tree

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>>29295754
he's probably in this thread right now
I'm not surprised there are people this autistic and socially inept

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Why do deadbeats hate italians?

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>>29295754
stop giving him attention you fucking retard

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>>29295733
I care

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>>29295709
I don't think she knows what a blueprint is.

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>>29295758
Ironmouse could in theory, since she's only related to the pornstars by friendship. Very unlikely though.

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no way Gura is finishing this. whatever it is.

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>>29295735
Nice, Gura patch when?

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Shark Hoodie building is too complex for Gura, but at least she is trying

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>>29295758
newfag do your archive reps

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>>29295725
yes comrade, UUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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>>29295768
Schedule...?

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>>29295724
>is it love that makes my heart go boom, boom, BOOM *giggles*

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>>29295770
I put mine on my backpack

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Here is Gura's Christmas tree.

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>>29295781
music collab when?

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>Hachama added to the teamup schedule
nice
Pollka when?

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>>29295754
and you guys keep saying klaius is the stalker

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>>29295719
all but one of the pizzas she has mentioned had cheese.

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>>29295779
thats some shitty edit

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>>29295765
13th

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>FF fanfare
MY FUCKNG DICK

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when do we get a time travel episode where each EN takes turns being mom to loli versions of the rest of EN

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>>29295794
Why does Gura like oldies so much?

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>>29295795
too bad nothing can ever be a surprise

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>>29295754
Thanks, didn't have him blocked yet

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>>29295776
Check Klaius's stream he would certainly film it.

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What game should I play while watching Gura's stream?

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>>29295754
Hi woohoolad!

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>>29295779
>gawrsling
>Not Jawsling

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>>29295813
I'll treasure it with all my heart

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>>29295779
INA

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>>29295768
What's shcedule?

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>humming sugar pie honey bunch

Immersion ruined. Gura must be like 30+ irl to know that song. Dried up hag.....

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Bush material

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Just woke up, what's she making?

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>>29295813
I'm so proud of my daughter.

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>c-can you collect bush?

uuuoooh

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>>29295826
Because they're good.

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>>29295797
Because My Boy wants to be im-pasta, but they won't let her.

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>>29295813
>peanut butter burger pasta.txt

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>>29295735
Get a Gura sticker on there and Id buy the trinity for my Tablet

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>Gura wants to collect Ame's bush
NARRATIVES!?

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>gura will never strip you down

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>>29295764
They are funny though

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>>29295758
Nyanners is cute though

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>>29295436
Also, I'm pretty sure Cover was preparing for the idea that EN would be very niche, that it gotten this popular was unexpected. So at the very least, EN was set up with much less expectations with minimum loss so right now, even if what is consider "unprofitable" it will still be meeting their projected expectations and beyond.

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>>29295709
She has 20 wool and 30 dirt in her inventory, What do you think?

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>>29295770
LARPers from /k/ sew them on their tactical vest and stuff
You could probably sew it on to a backpack or a jacket if you wanted to though

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>>29295747
Kiara has said on twitter that there are no borders or rules at all between the servers - they don't need permission, JP and IN girls can visit the EN server whenever they want, and the EN girls could visit the JP server anytime they want. They just choose not to so far without a tour guide with the current exception of Haachama migrating to EN.

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>>29295770
Patch holes?

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>>29295825
based, would be kino

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Why is botan better in apex than ame??

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>>29295834
football

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>>29295629
>Gura date stream starts
>oh btw, I also invited Ame, hope you don't mind
>get third-wheeled for the rest of the stream

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Let's be honest:

Amelia and Gura need to do a double date stream that is set up like a VN where you (the viewer/chat) get a few moments during the double date where you have to choose either Ame or Gura and at the end you only get the one you gained the most affection with.

If they actually set this up properly it could be really fun.

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>>29295826
She's 9000+ years old

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>>29295725
Yes.
Uohhhhhhhhh! !! !! Gura erotic !!!!!! Gura's belly and chest !!!!!! Erotic ...

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>>29295826
Oldies are good

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The strongest narrative: Something that could not only shatter your perception of Hololive, but the very principles of our world. Forget about the schizos, forget about anitubers, forget about discordfags, forget about doxfags, THIS is the strongest narrative you could ever find.

After now having researched hundreds of hours of EN streams, I'm fully confident in this: Time is a flat circle, HoloEN are an alternate, English speaking, repeat of the gen 1 JP girls. They fit the archetypes down perfectly with only a few changes here and there. This is not bullshit, the similarities go deep down the rabbit hole.
>Ame is Fubuki
Main difference lies in how they interact with their fanbase. With Amelia being open with her contempt and gremlin nature, while Fubuki tries to hide it away by with either a separate personality to shittalk or just resorts to privating a stream where she tells stream snipers to kill themselves. Amelia is a Fubuki that never got ahead of her genmates.
>Ina is Mel
Replace Mel's lewdness and ASMR focus with Ina's humu(s) and drawing ability and they become alike. Not seeing it? Something to take note of as well, Ina has the closest relation to a manager (AO-chan) among all of EN. They are an ‘alternate version’, perhaps a Mel not screwed over by Cover (we might need to wait and see on that one though).
>Mori is Aki
An Aki Rosenthal who became obssessed with wigger touhou rap and talks like a 13 year old in their mid twenties is just Mori. Their alcoholism, occasional number faggotry (Aki was one of the first holos to beg reddit for subs), autism for their lore. More similar than you might think.
>Kiara is Haato
Obviously missing the Haachama alter ego, but Kiara still fits the bill without it(at least not yet). Blatantly lewd, sudden menhera bursts, making claims one stream then contradicting it the next, being trailblazers not only for their gen but for all of Hololive. While Kiara has stuck with her lore up until now, the camel's back could snap at any time. KFP could soon evolve into a den of degeneracy, if it hasn’t already.
>Gura is Festival
Obsessed with fellow genmate. Pushes others away, while not intentional, due to said obsession. Getting her own l*ger. Gura is a Matsuri, but one that was chosen by the limelight rather than Fubuki. Can’t say if that’ll be more positive or negative for her in the future, but I do expect her to get more obsessive over Ame and potentially pull her menhera trigger over it.
>Haachama is Chris
Hitomi Chris was a paradox, she could never exist as their was no previous foundation alter-ego from Hololive to her her by that point. We're now seeing what her true potential would have been: an outcasted lewd high school girl, given position thanks to a foreign party.

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WE'RE MAKIN' A CHRISTMAS TREE, BABY!

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Have a shitty christmas Gura

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>>29295826
She's a zoomer that likes to pretend she's a boomer, for the memes.

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CHRISTMAS TREE HYPE

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The stream is so much better while playing Pekora's BGM.

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>>29295825
Unironically, soon. Ina has drawn a loli Ame. Just have to wait for Ame to find a way to use it.

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Its been 26 minutes and she has put down 9 blue wool blocks. What the fuck gura?

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breaking leaves is like popping bubble wrap

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>gura already distracted again

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>>29295877
Cute!

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>>29295847
AAAAAAAAAAHHH that's Ina's thing!!!!!!

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>29294888
Nice rabbithole anon, they seem to dislike trannies too

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>>29295843
Her house and a Christmas tree. She's off her ADHD meds today she's bouncing around between both.

>>29295816
Based
>Her color isn't Red
Not based.

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>>29295869
Based stream ngl

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>>29295725
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH Elden Ring

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>>29295877
good

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>>29295725
It sure is. UOOOOOHH

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>>29295869
Sounds based. I support Gura's degenerate lifestyle.

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>>29295869
but that would be based

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>>29295758
Roommates are the guards assigned to the holos in cause of a stalker attack, here I spoonfed you now shut up.

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>>29295877
No red tail? Still cute tho.

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>>29295813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PzetPqepXA

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>>29295860
I don't know how to sew.

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That's our Gura!

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>>29295826
Parents's tastes

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>>29295885
Hey she also put like six things in her chest and took out 3 shovels

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>>29295875

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>>29295867
10 years more experience

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>watches sitcoms

Confirmed 39 years old.

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>>29295706
>Gura will never laugh at your cock
Why even live, man?

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>>29295867
Decades more experience in shooters

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>>29295826
She's in her late 30's at least

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Gura's got a Christmas present of her own on the way.

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>>29295825
who would be the best mom to the other four?

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Is Gura's bit rate shit for anyone else? Lots of pixalkzarion even at 1080p

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>>29295841
She's 22... or 23

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is this what ADD is like? how did gura survive long enough to become a vtuber?

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>>29295768
>not having phone notifications
:/

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>>29295885
i fucking laughed out loud holy shit what is wrong with her

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>>29295869
Gura is not a lesbian you fucking /u/schizos

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Is she streaming at 2K bitrate? The quality is so fucking bad it looks like 480p at 1080p.

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>>29295634
I doubt Ny*nners would go near them, she burned so many bridges after her sjw rant.

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But Gura... The shark hoodie...

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Elf Gura...

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>works on one project
>immediately jumps into another

That's Gura

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>>29295875
Aki has the tendency of getting incredibly good in the kusoge she grows to like while being terrible at everything else so it works nicely too
they are both amazing singers too, but they do it much more rarely compared to others

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>She wants to watch Elf

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>Likes Elf
>Is an elf
Narratives??

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>>29295885
placing down that exact number of wool blocks in that shape allows you to perform arbitrary code execution later in the run, making it an important part of any% door% speedruns

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>>29295903
Then why the fuck don't you dipshits just say "guards". It's confusing as hell.

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Gura elf

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Okay I like Elf now

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Reminder
Ame has an image of herself as a loli, drawn by Ina, and she's holding out on us.

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>Elf

Can my daughter get anymore based?

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>already distracted by another project
My god.

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Why is gura's stream so grainy? Is it her shit pc and internet?

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>>29295893
It's okay; I'm allowed.

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I fucking love Elf. That midget fight was best.

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in one year EN server will be a wasteland of abandoned gura projects

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>Christmas watchalong
I NEED IT

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>>29295768
SHAR HAR HAR HARK

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>>29295815
This, I need GuraMori karaoke collab so bad

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>>29295906
I like the thought that she dressed up instead of a full on body change

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>>29295878
Other way around

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Elf watchalong with Gura next month

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>Elf

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>>29295929
>who would be the best mom to the other four?
>>Ina despite her best efforts turns into her own mother and goes tiger mom

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How was the Calli ASMR stream? Was at work. Worth watching the VODs?

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>>29295875
Ogey

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>>29295735
i missed out on the tentacult patch. do they ever restock these?

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>>29295826
they are the goodies

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MO YANG

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>>29295953
bitrate

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GurAme Elf watch along soon bros

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IF YOU DON'T LIKE ELF STARRING WILL FERREL, GURA HATES YOU! YOU DO LIKE THE MOVIE RIGHT?

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>>29295867
12 more years of experience.

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self-dox wtf

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Why is she using wool? Ame please teach Gura how to use concrete.

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Bring on the co-op watchalong with Gura EN, I need this max level comfy

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>>29295974
BFE/10

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I have no idea what about her voice or mannerisms clicks with me, but I could legit listen and laugh with Gura for hours.
Wish she'd put on some BGM though

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If you're a little bothered when there's no background music, you can always just add your own and turn it down so it doesn't blast over Gura's voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC2bdmc8_04

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>>29295939
Ina literally just said she drew Ame loli yesterday. Nyanners ain't going near that.

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>>29295875
Is matsuri still pining for fubuki?

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DARKWOUD

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POLISH VTUBER WHEN?

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So, that announcement is the song with Mori, right?
I honestly can't think of anything plausible other than that

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>>29295932
>how did gura survive long enough to become a vtuber?
You mean everyone in hololive

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>>29295953
She turned her bitrate all the way down so she doesn't buffer during karaoke and forgot to turn it back up.

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>tfw you can never rest your head on Gura's lap while she hums the Jaws theme until you fall asleep

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"I like the dark wood" DROPPED IMMEDIATELY I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS

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>>29295978
oh god you are right

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>>29295939
Bridges with who? as far as i know she is fine and dandy, specially when that was ages ago.

>>>/trash/ talk anyways

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>>29295983
Of course

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>>29295770
I cum on them

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>>29295768
>Gura
>schedule

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>>29295875

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>>29295983
Y-yes....

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>>29295786
>Quarterpounder and literalwhos on Coco's streams
I really wish you didn't tell me this, how disgusting these grifters are. Fucking remora fish suckling on the underbelly of Hololive, pathetic.

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>>29295983
>>>/v/

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>>29295974
If your feelings for Mori are anywhere short of pure, vile, seething hatred, it's a must-watch.

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>>29295983
YES YES GURA PLEASE LOVE ME

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>>29295776
Listen to this and then knock myself out with my knee and hope its a nightmare I'll wake up from https://vocaroo.com/1aXjviXT3uwG

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>Gura wants dark wood
blackpilled

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>>29295707
Gura was just told on stream

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>>29295768
For a real answer, she put up thing on youtube like 4 hours ago or something, no mention anywhere else until now, no schedule yet, I'd bet it's coming tomorrow.

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Where's the Lamy post when you need it

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>>29295695
anonchama pls come fix your risu

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>>29295990
Minecraft will pull through and give some music r-right?

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>>29295898
so sad that mori will never be able to show us her skills in elden ring...

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>>29295993
Thank Jesus for Ina.

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>>29295953
She got hungry

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>>29296000
What about that poster someone posted yesterday?

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Gura is a 300 lbs black woman named Shanikwa.

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>>29295983
best Peter Dinklage role

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>>29296004
BLACKED

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>>29295925
Fuck...stop bringing out my fetish you asshole. I'm really trying to stay clean for the day.

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>>29295768
you can DO whateVER you feel~

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>>29295856
CN existed for almost a year before they got the axe and made maybe 10% of what EN made in a month. That puts them heavily in the red; give EN a month or two and Cover'll break even.

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>>29295946
go back wherever you came from newfag and rope yourself

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>>29295974
It was good. No bait-and-switch, just cute reaper noises.

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>>29295983
Eh, it's alright.

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>>29295983
of course I do

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Focus on 1 project you brrat!

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>>29296016
This one is REALLY good and doesn't spoonfeed as much as that other one, great

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>>29295932
As someone with ADD if she was actually taking concerta or Adderall it would explain alot about her eating habits. On my meds I can hardly even finish a single hot pocket much less a burger.

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>>29295772
No but we use jumper cables in our sexy time.

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>>29295958
Try two months.

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>>29295974
lots of pillow talk, Ame-tier GFE moment where she starts gushing about her fav media stars to get you jealous, then back to even more heartwrenching pillow talk

ghostling/10, I'm forever gone

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>>29295925
Fuck off preggoposters.

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>>29295944
>>29295945
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>>29295952
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>>29295969
She probably likes elf especially because of the singing parts with the lady, who does old-timey woman singing.

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>>29296035
Ah right, I remember that was posted yesterday
I had thought it was a doujin and just kinda skimmed it

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Who the fuck built that house???

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>>29295953
She asked Ame what her bitrate was (on a talk stream) and literally copied it

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>>29295953
She mentioned in a stream to Ame that she has her bitrate at 4k, which isn't the greatest for 1080p60.

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can't even finish the blueprint

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>>29296000
I can't imagine she would hype something up multiple times to her viewers that is already out there, but the song may be a component.
>>29296035
That was a fan thing.

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>>29296032
To bad Ina is taken, lucky guy gets to enjoy watching her stream.

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i hate that gura keeps bringing up elf because I have an insanely sad story behind seeing that movie in the theater when it came out.

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Gura better put the hat on her avatar after she places the last block on the hat house next month.

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>>29295992
>Not playing Christmas tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IokMaYTXxFw&list=PLFyGxCzF67AnFun7DEgHoKz6vqMi-DIj7

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>>29296039
SHUT TE FUCK UP LEAVE ME ALONE I'M DROPPING HOLOLIVE I CAN'T BELIEVE I TRUSTED HER

[Anonymous No.]

HAACHAMACHAMAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>29295946
Lurk moar

[Anonymous No.]

Gura share the blooprints

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Settling down and raising a good white Christian family with Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

anybody else wish they were Gura's chair? Do you think she wears anything while streaming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296016
Now this is how you make an iceberg

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else feel like Gura is really trying to avoid talking about any holoJPs?
She's even trying to not say much about Haachama suddenly playing on EN, something that surely should be a surprise to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296066
Except she's using a much shitter encoder and she doesn't know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29295758
lurk more newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>29295983
Not the worst movie out there I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>29295953
She lowered the bitrate. Probably because Youtube seems to kind of shit the bed for live broadcasts around this time of day.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone donate and tell her about scaffolding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296031
I really hope that she actually does that permission-begging stream. That would be a fun 2-hour shitshow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29295974
I let Mori pretend I was her BF for a little bit. Then she told me to die in a fire and I fell in love.

[Anonymous No.]

STOP RUINING THE LANDSCAPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29295894
>Be me
>Find the secret femcel forum
>Lurk for a little bit but decide to start funposting
>Get outed as a male
>Recoil in fear - i've been found out
>Hear a ring on my doorbell the next day
>Open the door to see an army of dick deprived femcels outside
>Get raped to death

[Anonymous No.]

At first I thought the whole #HololiveEN was kinda cringe, but now I'm really enjoying the HaachamaEN arc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29295983
I saw it when I was in school still, I'd need to see it again to actually know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29295974
She confirmed she's going to Cr1tikal's house this week for an off-collab.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Gura would legit cry on stream is she loses the boots Ame gave her?

[Anonymous No.]

>Theathrythm
Square Enix permissions onegai..

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296080

[Anonymous No.]

gura you have nintendo permissions, rhythm heaven onegai...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296088
We only know she doesn't use socks.

[Anonymous No.]

wait.. is Gura playing alone? who's that guy in the distance?

[Anonymous No.]

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson, I heawd youw shawk fwiend was sing in’ Decembewween songs, did I ovewsleep until 10 pm on Decembewween night again?”

“No, Gura’s just one of those people who likes to celebrate as soon as possible.”

[Anonymous No.]

this is comfy as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>29295770
Use it to openly admit they post in 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura will play anything as long as there's rhythm involved in the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296078
God why does November exist? It's between 2 actually good months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296078
a classic
https://youtu.be/qHRKLHxZ1tQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296118
Holy fuck it's herobrine...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29295930
probabbly shitty video encoder, she has an old amd graphics card so no NVENC

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296016
>Coco is alt right leader
I believe it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296110
you should superchat her about their durability since making ice paths slowly drains them

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296118
me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29295958
That's why Haachama is there, she's going to drag the HoloEN server into the modern era even if it's by herself. Gura can go on her little fun autism adventures endlessly when resource scarcity is gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>Theatrhythm FF
>Figaro Castle theme
FUCK I'M BECOMING A CHUMBUD

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296118
GURA RUN

[Anonymous No.]

>>29295946
to keep fags like you out

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296114
What console is she going to play on?

[Anonymous No.]

Ahh Gura singing Final Fantasy tracks I'm going to fucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296114
She can't legally stream it though unless she uses some roundabout camera-pointed-at-the-actual-3ds way
If she uses one of those 3ds mods that let you plug it in to record it Nintendo would know she did that mod, which is a no-no

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296103
I hope any one of them stream MC as the same time as her. Just her existence adds something to the server lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296088
>ywn smell gura's chair after a long minecraft stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>29295974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N94hIntc6JQ

[Anonymous No.]

Cute...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29295815
>>29295962
Same, even a recorded song if online delays unresolvable.

[Anonymous No.]

When did Gura get so good at talking? I remember back when she had to ask the chat dumb filler questions, like what they ate today, or if they ever went to a mental institution. just to keep them interested, but now she's actually telling funny stories on her own.

[Anonymous No.]

>haachama is now on the schedule
Based Teamup anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296118
Just your imagination

[Anonymous No.]

Gura knows Figaro Castle

[Anonymous No.]

>>29295932
good question. i wonder what the secret to her success is? does she have someone helping her?

[Anonymous No.]

Cyans theme?
https://youtu.be/y2k3Pdaf5pw

[Anonymous No.]

>figaro castle theme
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296118
GURA, WATCH OUT, KLAIUS IS BEHIND YOU

[Anonymous No.]

gura is cute and boring

[Anonymous No.]

good taste in FF BGM

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296118
Shadow of Israphael EN arc when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296118
ATTENTION THAT IS SPOOKY SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296157
What are you referring to bro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296118
ENMA??

[Anonymous No.]

>>29295983
God I love Will Ferrel. The man is a national treasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296014
desu QP did more towards undoing the effects of Holocaust than Cover
but yeah, Greater Internet and Hololive are interlinked, the only thing isolating it was the language barrier and that was gone the moment Coco started doing real shit

[Anonymous No.]

>a cappella karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura was so poor she couldn't afford DS games and had to replay demos instead
Gura....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296016
>Korone likes vore
I mean I could see how her yubi yubi thing could lead you to believe that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296118
>X-files music plays

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296129
To remind you the year is almost over and you got nothing accomplished as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

Stone Tower Temple?

[Anonymous No.]

>UH IS THAT ZELDA MUSIC??

[Anonymous No.]

OK, i know it's cringe to bring attention to these faggots but can you guys please confirm you are reporting this psycho? he does this every stream and it varies from bothersome to worrisome

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296171

[Anonymous No.]

>>29295867
But is she better than aceu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296055
>Gura is small due to hypothroidism
>She has ADHD due to it as well
>Adderall is causing her dry mouth and stomach churns
>She eats 1000 kcal per day because of her size and appetite suppression
>Her lockjaw story was because of the meds
>Her sleep schedule is non-existent because she's on stimulants 24/7

[Anonymous No.]

>constant ff6 music humming

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296144
Wii/WiiU

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296118
Oh fuck.. you guys weren't suppose to see that

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296157
Now if he removes mori, then it truly will be bassed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296168
no it's Figaro castle you pleb do your Objectively Greatest and Best Final Fantasy Game reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296118
It's YAGOO

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GURA BUILDING, MAKE A FUCKING OUTLINE FIRST WHICH ISN'T FUCKING DIAGONAL

[Anonymous No.]

>gura singing figaro castle
i didnt know how much i wanted a gura ff6 stream until now

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296016
How about the narrative about the anon believing that the Holos were controlled by an AI and not somebody behind the 2Ds

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296157
Yeah but why is she brown?
teamup dude cmon use red or black for her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296118
Klaiuobrine...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296155
It really is an admirable ability. Some people act like streaming is so easy, but I feel like trash after every time I do it because its so hard to just keep talking and not run out of stuff to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296118
Its HIM

[Anonymous No.]

>FF waifu is Terra
>Gura singing Figaro Castle

[Anonymous No.]

Wait did haachama really migrate to the en server? Fuckkk, I was kinda enjoying it being an exclusively en thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296184
we need to make sure she is never poor ever again

[Anonymous No.]

>>29295797
My narrative, they're concernfagging because she likes mafia movies so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296106
Critikal lives in nippon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296157
I want to raise low IQ children with Haachama

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296157
>It's true
Hey, look at that

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296155
just needed to get more comfortable.
Anyone can talk endlessly if they are really comfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296171
C-coring?

[Anonymous No.]

I like Gura's cathedral

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296101
What a way to go.

[Anonymous No.]

Shhhh just watch gura accomplish nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296149
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7FNFOFjar0

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296118
Goh Strider is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296055
i need to get medicated again... who knows what i could achieve with that kind of focus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296184
Gura is literally me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296118

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296118
Its Klaius Myers

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296118
Zoom and enhance

[Anonymous No.]

How much do you think Haachama would charge Gura to help construct one of her 20349809238409 random ideas

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296157
only the en streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296199
>ff6

[Anonymous No.]

>>29295725
Serious question: What is it about Gura that evokes so much UOOOOOHposting? What is it about her character design, voice, singing, or whatever that activates your neurons? I've only ever witnessed thirst of this scale with Megumin back in the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296220
Haachama is EN

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296155
She's been getting better for a while, people've been taking note for the past few weeks.
I used to be a little critical of most of EN's zatsudan ability but by this point I think they're all pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296059
>she starts gushing about her fav media stars to get you jealous
do women really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296217
herobrine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296114
there haven't been any recent games except for the 3DS megamix and that's a hassle to stream from. I doubt she wants to set up a Wii just for that either

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296225
No, but he does live in Mori's head rent free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296155
When her anxiety went down

[Anonymous No.]

>Project Mirai DX
ENTER MIKU

[Anonymous No.]

>>29295992
>Child of Light
Wow, haven't seen that in years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296220
It still is tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296118

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296118
looks like Mumbo Jumbo

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296194
Meh, it's a bit creepy at best. Still money for Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296241
*vomits*

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296157
Nice, good job teamup anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296248
loli design and that dumb pedo twitter meme

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura's still somehow working on the same project after 10 minutes
I'm so proud of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296243
holy shit it's real

[Anonymous No.]

I'm almost positive this will never resemble anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>45k people watching a tiny shar play with dirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296149

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura ACTIVELY ignoring the random door w/ lamp and the giant glass wall under it with what seems to be a cave house
I need narratives this is driving me insane why won't she just walk up to it at least? What if her project is blocking something they want to do? She looks straight at it and just turns around I'm losing my mind and I'm out of fucking meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296220
She's playing both servers. Her most recent stream is JP Minecraft

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296248
it's all that and also her personality and her sense of humor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296243
GURA GET DOWN

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296270
what happened to the christmas tree?

[Anonymous No.]

>that's what my mommy always told me
KAWAAAIIIII

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296247
begone boomer, the misnumbered ff days are long over

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296197
She really is just like me

[Anonymous No.]

Wow nice dirt, GOORUH

[Anonymous No.]

>this is the type of shit these girls have to deal with
Don't forget to take a moment to appreciate them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296192
desu it sounded like the stone temple in the beginning

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296184
I can relate. Like they got me the console but for half the PlayStation life cycle I had to play playstation underground demos I'd borrow from my friend. Parappa tbe rapper all day every day.... Well that and ape escape/crash 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296248
>uhhh why do people cunnypost about the cunny?

[Anonymous No.]

Amelia counter: 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296276
Klaius' house

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296149
I WANT TO NIBBLE ON HER LIPS

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296276
Papa <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296157
>Teamup anon adds haachama to the schedule but still hasn't fixed kiara's last name on there
Chicken continues to suffer

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296194
this is just your average Chumbud. Don't mind it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296149
Goddamit, I fucking hate that I missed this. Fuck work, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296290
at this point I'm just happy she even remembered about the outline to the shark hat house

[Anonymous No.]

ame this! ame that! what about me!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296149
WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT I WAS FREE OF THOSE FEELINGS

[Anonymous No.]

Gura literally can't stop talking about Ame

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296301
Shit like that makes us look normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296118
Cock and ball torture, Mr Freeman
Cock and ball... torture...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29295776
I wait for Klaius.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296155
she got used to having an audience of 50k+ and stopped being scared of us

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296118
MICHAAAAAAEEELLLL!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqVyois9mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296270
The sharkbrain is growing...... slowly.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296276
She asked about it, It's Haachama

[Anonymous No.]

>>29295816
Polka doesn't have a schedule, she just streams when she feels like

[Anonymous No.]

Why does pekora have more viewers than gura???

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296301
Reminder that even newfags here aren't that bad at least. There's always worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296149

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296311
Oh god, I never even noticed.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know what Gura is doing, but she should just make a giant fin peeking out of the water and make it a house

[Anonymous No.]

someone send her $500 to get her to look at that door, onegai

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296301
these are the people you actually should be worrying about /hlgg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296295
>Gura has a mom
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296307
Unbelievable. Amelia visits Hitsu's house every day, the least Gura could do is pay a visit every now and then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296037
PROOF????

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdElYnd-xMo

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296220
Haachama IS EN, you stinky nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296253
>to get you jealous
no she did it because she is autistic and wants to share her autism with you not to make you jealous besides the guy already has a GF hotter than mori

[Anonymous No.]

Gura should play on a creative world for a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296301
I'd deal with that all day for 5 bucks a message.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296253
never had a gf call an actor in a movie hot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296331
Unless Haachama built it off stream, it's not Haachama's

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296301
I give them a lot of money without a creepy uncalled for message as my sign of appreciation.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura can't stop mentioning Ame
>Ina can't stop mentioning Ame
>Cali talked about Ame on the podcast
>Kiara mentioned Ame once in a while, chess rematch soon.

b-bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296149
WHY DID YOU SHOW ME THIS I HAD JUST CALMED DOWN FROM THIS MORNING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296196
No, aceu is absolutely insane. I got queued with him in random trios the other day and he bunny hop wingmanned a quarter of the lobby to death with 3K+ damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296276
it's haachama house

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296045
The bigger problem would probably be getting sponsers since I doubt EN will offer as much. However, I would say thanks to part of EN there are more exposures leading to the JP girls and if Cover can continue to get sponsers from their home country, they'll probably be fine.

Azur Lane is garbage anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296118
Not gonna lie, that gave me chills.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura giving herself haircuts.....bros how poor was she...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29295776
I ask Astel to borrow his japanese teleportation powers and save her from getting 50 paged

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296357
Ame is Botan

[Anonymous No.]

>2022
>Holoen Gen 3
>Gura's unfinished projects litter the minecraft server
>Kiara's KFP has enough chickens to chunkban anyone stupid enough to get near
>HomostarsEN decided to move as far away as possible, they're more paranoid than even our worst schizos; going out of their way to obfuscate any terrain generation as to avoid someone sending their minecraft coords over to the w*men
>Calliope's cave has had a "BIG UPS FOR THE AKASUPA" shitpost emerald on an item frame for about half a year but nobody found it
>Gen 2 has 3 remaining members, they got the other 2 to quit and are after the gen 3s that don't comform
>Sharkcunny starts a stream every week talking about finally working on Atlantis but she immediately loses focus and works on something else, confusing the half a million newfag children that the jewtube algorithm pulled into her stream
>Ina gets to the end but there's no gay dragon, all the gateway portals lead to an empty void
>Ame (who is still using stone tools) and haachama are erping regularly
>Realm still has a 10 player cap
>Months go by - ZOG's paycheck arrives and you have enough for an aka as long as you abuse a dead nation's IP address
>You give it to Mori during her seasonal video game stream, she's playing autismblocks
>The Nigger of Nippon dedicates a 30 second long segment to (you) but she has to stop after the canadian cucksquad outbids you
>You vote in the upcoming elections a couple hundred times then shut down your own life support

[Anonymous No.]

Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

Started streaming 39 minutes ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296301
Oh no I get a slightly creepy message from random who but I also get money
Whatever will I do?
How weak are you, faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296357
APEX LINK AME

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cuts her own hair? Jesus is her anxiety that bad to go out to a salon?

[Anonymous No.]

Bros, Gura seems to have low energy this stream. Did she stream after she had s-sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296357
it's the amelaw

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296357
everyone loves ame
and ame loves everyone back

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296317
reminder Gura wanted to join hololive specifically to make friends since she didnt have any

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296248
because she sounds like she's literally 12. i've never met another human being who sounded as much like a little girl as she does without even trying and IRL she's probably a legal loli to boot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296357
Ame is the ultimate chad of EN

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296357
She's the protagonist of holoEN, it was intended that way.

[Anonymous No.]

i've been awake for 36 hours, and i knew i should have just confirmed the recording startup and gone to sleep, but now i can't pry myself away from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296296
God, the Misnumbering of Early FF games reminds me of this guy who would refer to FF2 and FF3 (the NES ones) as FF4 and FF6, despite coming first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296333
plays during peak JP hours + works on way bigger projects

[Anonymous No.]

>random scream
WHY not complaining tho

[Anonymous No.]

>placed all her blue blocks

Streams over boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296220
The shame brought by the sheer power of the Shubangelion made her run away
We all made fun and underestimated that fucking thing...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgxkD_1ER3g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V33poHX4ejc

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296342
>people
The fact that you think of these things as people instead of barely-sentient vermin that need to be eradicated is incredibly kind of you, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296357
Its her huge cock, they can't get enough of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296311
I thought I was the only who noticed. Fix the chicken's name, teamup anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296353
you really think people in this thread have a gf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296357
Amelia's Law

[Anonymous No.]

>gura caguai
what fucking language is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296357
AME IS THE MAIN CHARACTER
this is well known

[Anonymous No.]

NEW GURA LORE:
>she has cut her own hair
>she has been bullied for doing a bad job

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296364
Bro...I wanted the Holoships in AL, i wasnt playing when they came out...Coco took it away from me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296354
Haachama certainly didn't build it in the stream yesterday. Did Ina build it recently? Maybe it's just another exit from the tunnel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29295894
I had one ask me if they were passable and when I said yes they were only happy about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296129
Its so Squirrels can prepare themselves for the eventual takeover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296392
her screams make me spectacularly erect

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296357
>Ame ground pounding your oshi right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296357
Someone please draw Ame with Persona UI with all MAX social link.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296149
I might actually love our boy
and I don't mean the tomboyish rapper girl that plays her
no, I love the idealization of girly cuteness that the anime avatar allowed her to unleash
after today's stream I finally understood
I love Mori Calliope for allowing someone to be the girl they never got to be
I'm a ghostling and I'll be one till the day I die and beyond

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296397
why did she even start building right behind Shubangelion anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296369
Guys... I fucking saw him...
HE MATERIALIZED INTO A MINECRAFT RAIL AND HE FUCKS AME EVERYTIME SHE PASSES ON IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296379
Yes. With me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296118
Don't show 5ch this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29295841
>immersion
She’s supposed to be 9k+ years old

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296357
she's the protagonist. this has been established for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

wait what is she building?
this looks awful.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you marry Gura if the opportunity came to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296357
Ame's shoutout on the podcast was like the worst mentioning she could have gotten. People coming to her channel thinking that she's only a "toxic gamer" are gonna be dissapointed.

[Anonymous No.]

flips in Gura's chat calling for a fucking flip rollcall over here.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296184
I know that feel. I would always get the game magazines that came with a demo disc to have something new to play. Probably played the MGS1 demo for a solid couple dozen hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296301
This board has said worse things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296357
Ame is the centerpiece

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296368
Maybe just very rural home grown country girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296357
>Whenever Ame's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "Where's Ame?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296429
Ofcourse

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296407
The more I learn, the deeper I fall

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296429
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296429
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296432
>not posting the one with audio

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296384
this is the answer
I thought she was using a voice changer during her debut

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296429
I would consider it

[Anonymous No.]

What the FUCK is gura building? She said she was building her hat but its just made of fucking dirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296432
Anon, your animation broke

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296301
you can actually tell this guy's a little off mentally from the writing style (more than the average gosling type)

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296429
yes but I'm not confident she'd like me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296375
Stop sending creepy supas, onegai

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296427
a big version of her shark hat, she's gonna live in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296149

[Anonymous No.]

>>29295867
She's an actual master rank, Ame capped at Diamond

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296429
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>huahaha, HOOCHA

[Anonymous No.]

To be honest, Gura should start on that tree right now so she should be at least be finished by new year's eve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296090
Prob because everytime she mention someone, a bunch of faggots would run over to their streams and "raid", causing problems. Gura seems to not want to make any more trouble for the other girls and knows how stupid her viewers are.

That among us collabe pretty much solidified how shitty her fans are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296429
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296357
When Watson isn't on screen people should be asking "Where's Watson?"

[Anonymous No.]

If you have a wavy hair it's easy to trim it yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296333
Because I'm watching her

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's been raped by a dolphin confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

Aren't dolphins rapey? That doesnt sound cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296357
Narrativeposting aside, does Mori bring up Ame in her streams much? Wish I could catch more of her stuff live but from what I have seen, I don't remember much besides mentioning how she watched Ame's date or asmr streams for pointers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296460
oh god

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296357
I think about Ame a lot too, it's relatable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296452
It’s the sketch, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296384
She does not look like a child IRL

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296375
t.pee jay

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296431
Mount Pinatubo didn't go far enough, set the volcano off again

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296429
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone got a link to that 8000$ microphone Noel uses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296452
It's the frameworks

[Anonymous No.]

Gura getting gangbanged by dolphins...

[Anonymous No.]

Would Gura even be able to follow a template if someone made one for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>racist against dolphins
someone cancel her

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296429
>can't focus on one thing

[Anonymous No.]

SPECIES WAR NOW ALL DOLPHINS MUST HANG

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Klaius has Gura lewds on his computer or is he too spineless to do that?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine if ame dies...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296189

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296429
Of course I would

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296403
well, some probably do, certainly not me
since last month

[Anonymous No.]

>"Gas the Dolphins"
Gura you can't say that!

[Anonymous No.]

Dolphins are assholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296418
Remember she painted her nails hot pink and brushed her hair because her chat boyfriend asked her to

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296429
Yes, even though I don't deserve her. Her loss, my gain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296491
>hanaposter
of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296476
>>29296475
that's not a real thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296432
LET'S FUUUUUUUUUUCK
I'LL FUCK ANY THING THAT MOOOOOOVES HAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296371
cringe

[Anonymous No.]

Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura... your building reps...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296468
Nothing came out of her among us collab other than 1 chink posting something on Lofi's youtube though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296446
I dislike soundposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296353
never had a gf
ftfy. Also, it's not like my hypothetical gf is getting DMs from Jason Momoa

[Anonymous No.]

Shouldn't Gura prioritize getting wool first?

[Anonymous No.]

what is this called?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296481
we've never seen her below the neck

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296149
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>dolphins are niggers
that anon was right

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296375
Klaius this isn't healthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296508
t. Dolphin

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296377
salons aren't open in the middle of the night and she sleeps weird irregular hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296220
Haachama left Japan for an inferior place in real life, and now she's doing it in Minecraft as well, it's just good synergy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29295701
ad anon I KNEEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296429
absolutely

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296508
it absolutely is
also one time the US government paid someone money to give handjobs to and drop acid with a dolphin

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296520
a trebuchet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296487
Neumann KU 100 Binaural Head Microphone System

[Anonymous No.]

if we get holostarsEN are we gonna get the same doom posters claiming they'd hire trannies but this time males(female)

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296429
Leave Gura to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296524
Please be patient she has autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296357
Mori also mentioned Ame during the ASMR
tho she also mentioned everyone else afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296456
Pretty sure he's just an ESL third worlder with no sense of shame or reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>big UPS

Mori was actually a postman this entire time

[Anonymous No.]

Bros I can't stop laughing at this build this shark is comedy GOLD

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296520
Her best

[Anonymous No.]

>>29295894
wtf I love women now

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296503
This, don't forget they form rape gangs to gangbang lone females

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296429
As long as I can make her happy enough, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296149
I-I'm going ghost bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>saw what you building from afar
>we might have to go back to the drawing board
Classic Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

WE NEED TO INFILTRATE THE HOLO EN SERVER AND FIX THIS DUMB SHARKS BUILDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296520
>Started streaming 44 minutes ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296487
https://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/1384768-REG/neumann_007130_dummy_head_microphone_stereo.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296468
Every time she mentions someone this happens
>>29295740
>>29295851
>>29295870
>>29295982
>>29296110
>>29296305
>>29296315
>>29296357
>>29296380

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking knew she liked dolphin porn, brb uploading those 300 gb I had lying around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296524
don't be mean anon :(

[Anonymous No.]

Gura, I love you but this looks like dog shit.

[Anonymous No.]

She talking about Delphine being annoying right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296429
YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296364
Not to schizopost but I do think Microsoft is warming to the idea of it, what with tweeting at Korone and all.

Sony permissions are definitely dead in the water though

>>29296408
I missed White Heart, anon. Shit sucks but you get used to it hope you got the cubes for the DoA collab coming in 9 days

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296520
Abstract art worth billions

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296197
when was the lockjaw story again?

[Anonymous No.]

The way for Gura to build this properly, without a blueprint, would be to build 1x1 tower to the desired height in the middle and then spiral down in the desired shape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296551
And like UPS she delivers a halfassed, busted product every time

[Anonymous No.]

Gura HATES dolphins

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296524
She is doing her best anon..

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296016
>Moona was made for Pekora
I kinda believe this narrative since in Japan there is a connection with rabbits and moon

[Anonymous No.]

Okay she's taking a break it's abandoned forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296520
Bold and brash

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296429
what kind of stupid question is this? of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>lets take a break

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296508
Dolphin fins typed this post.

[Anonymous No.]

back to tree

[Anonymous No.]

cwismas twee

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296189
It was a fucked up year. Circumstances were out of my control. I did all that was in my power - buried myself in work and it worked out somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296371
I'm from the future, can confirm all of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296524
I see it, I can understand her vision

[Anonymous No.]

SHE HAS ADHD BROS
She legit cannot stay on topic

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296520
This one goes on the fridge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296524
Why does your stream look so much higher quality than mine

[Anonymous No.]

>Making a giant christmas tree
Good idea.
Did HoloJP do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>Get to spend Christmas with Gura
I never felt more blessed

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296463
NO KLAIUS, FUCK OFF.

[Anonymous No.]

>gura's O Tannenbaum
>Kiaras Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht
fuck I need more German Christmas songs

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296452
it's the SHARK DOME

[Anonymous No.]

Sending her a superchat to tell her to start working on a christmas tree

[Anonymous No.]

Heathens should shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>build a Christmas Market
>gets blown up by Creepers

pottery

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296495
He's an autistic leaf chink. I'm not sure how you all think this retard has enough spine to do anything besides apologize and eat rice outside of drawing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296508
dolphin lovers get the rope

[Anonymous No.]

I NEED TO KNOW WHATS BEHIND THE DOOR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296487
Mori, you could just ask her instead of making us dig it up for you. She'd know more about what you need then us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296546
then she should be better at minecraf

[Anonymous No.]

>Caaaalli...
>chuckles

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296579
Don't blame me, we only break shit that isn't packed properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>Building on Ina and Kiara's property

[Anonymous No.]

List of sea creatures Gura hates:
>barracudas
>dolphins

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296477
I don't watch her often but this morning during the 'ASMR' stream she told her chat to check out Ame's channel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296477
she brings her up quite often in zatsudans, mostly as inspiration towards different stream types ('oh, Ame did this..', 'you mean like Ame...'), hops up in Ame streams to learn more about streaming and keeps recommending Ame to folks that want to watch more of a 'gamer girl'
Ame likes to pop up in Calli streams and vibe to the songs
they're cute friends

[Anonymous No.]

She didn't mention Haachama bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296520
40k ppl watched me build this

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296407
When was this mentioned? Archives have been giving me jack shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296420
she legit started when it was up to the middle, she seems to have thought it wouldn't go much higher, but that thing was just the fucking half of it's size at that moment and she didn't check again until she was too deep in

[Anonymous No.]

I JUST REALIZED THAT MORI WILL NOT STREAM ON CHRISTMAS
SO EVERYBODY CAN HATE HER AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

Callis fucking hobo cave gets me every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296551
>big uninterrupted power supply

What did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29295925
or maybe she's just an autistic NEET anon. if she was pregnant, I don't think she would be living off a single soup for 6 days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296357
Amelia is a kind hearted, hard working, cheery, lovable girl who only wants the best for everyone, even at her own expense and everyone appreciates her for it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296524
You know every autist in the audience will make a blueprint of it and send it to her trough twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296611
I have mine set to 1080p60 not Auto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296628
THIS
>THIS
THIS
>THIS
THIS
>THIS
THIS
>THIS
THIS
>THIS
THIS
>THIS
THIS
>THIS
THIS
>THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296615
when did Kiara sing silent night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296357
She's the main character, duh

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296526
>>29296458
>>29296482
Fags, if I was a holo girl you could send me messages like that 24/7 if you pay for it. I can literally just ignore them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296301
I've seen cunnyposting. I've seen Goslingposters that never evolved into Larsposters. I've seen genuine schizos (not just shitposters fishing for (You)s) compete for the best ways to roommate and Taiwanpost on the Holos' streams. /hlgg/ is a hive of scum and pathetic, miserable trash. Why is THIS SC and its poster in particular so much more unnerving? Shit just sent shivers down my spine.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura please, call it a "holiday tree"

[Anonymous No.]

alright guys, I've officiallyr eached the point where i'm less excited for my Christmas this year and more excited for how happy Gura will be during Christmas this year
that CANNOT be healthy

[Anonymous No.]

Does Gura even remember her "trap"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296189
I bought a house and paid off half of my non-house debt this year, then I started watching holoEN and stopped feeling like I should hang myself. It's been a productive year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296644
>Me

[Anonymous No.]

She IS retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296098
It would probably be less fun than it sounds, but I like Mori enough to sit through it anyway. that said, the begging streams supposed to be for persona 3, which is probably not the best stream game, but again, since it'd tend towards a zatsudan, I'm all in on that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mentions everyone who's gonna be able to see the tree
>Even Mori who doesn't even play
>Doesn't mention Haachama

Jealousy narratives:
CONFIRMED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296642
I love the Rainforest narrative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29295724
i read this in HER voice

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296524
shark-chan, what are your achievements today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296663
not even kiara fell for the trap so its basically a lost cause

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296661
You fell for the daughter experience bro

[Anonymous No.]

>how do we build a circle?
>minecraft
Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

Hello fellow chumbuds. I too, love Gura as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296607
she's so cute, i love her so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296276
>>Gura ACTIVELY ignoring the random door w/ lamp and the giant glass wall under it with what seems to be a cave house
>I need narratives this is driving me insane why won't she just walk up to it at least? What if her project is blocking something they want to do? She looks straight at it and just turns around I'm losing my mind and I'm out of fucking meds
Haachama built off-stream and found a swarm of silverfish-blocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296612
you really think they want a reminder of being expired cakes in middle of their server?

[Anonymous No.]

HASHIRE SORI YO, HOOCHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296655
>>>/v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296375
t. Ray0

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296611
you see the small cog at the bottom right of the screen, change it to 1080P60

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296562
Her comic timing is impeccable

[Anonymous No.]

UUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296658
It's not healthy to do this Klaius you need help

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296654
Same but I feel like mine is still not as sharp
Maybe it's just her shitty bitrate while moving

[Anonymous No.]

wtf at this point Gura wont be able to finish any of her shit that she is trying to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296684
Fuck off Dolphicuda!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296684
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296660
No, Fuck Off

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296676
CLAP
CLAP

[Anonymous No.]

CLIP "GOD THAT IS SATISFYING"

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296684
>hi there, fellow sharks

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296520
>I don't know but French fags probably call this (((Art)))

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296678
I played through Frogger 2 and am probably going to start replaying Super Mario Galaxy 2 here soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296644
I LOVE YOU GURA

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296684
FUCK OFF RAPENIGGER

[Anonymous No.]

How do I actually into watching an entire stream without "multitasking"? I don't have multiple screens and don't see the point of watching a stream if you aren't going to pay attention to it in the first place (which I can't because autism/busy)

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296684

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296354
>>29296409
Haachama built her house off-stream.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura pls.
Just build the tree in a square and each level progressively smaller.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296676
Haha upvoted!

[Anonymous No.]

Jews and Muslims seething right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296684
fuck you fuck you aaahhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296688
Thank you for easing my autism, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296684
FUCK OFF DOLPHIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296684
I'll kill you, trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296573
I dont think im gonna bother with DOA unless theres a really nice looking massive tiddy boat.

This is the only game i spend money in and its only for the big tiddies

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296684
hello friend! How are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>Everybody talks about Ame
>Nobody even remembers Haachama
sadchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296736
so what else is new

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296524
It's her first fucking build, asshole

[Anonymous No.]

please for the love of jesus look up a circle chart

[Anonymous No.]

Music is making Gura lose control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296684
Why are rapists like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296684
kys, dolhpinnigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296699
Yeah it does look like it gets blurry when she moves for me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296661
I don't know about other chumbuds but I'm probably spending both Christmas and Thanksgiving alone this year so might as well spend it with my parasocial anime girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

Good thing none of her senpais are watch her fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296736
Aren't they always?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296155
She started opening up around the monkey horror game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296748
What ever happened to the Akai Haato girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296720
>I don't have multiple screens
how's it like living in 2007

[Anonymous No.]

You adorable, scatterbrained shark...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296684
Where are the new rape caves faggot? They got raided and the new one never got updated on google maps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296684
First dolphins, now barracudas, who's next on Gura's aquatic shitlist? Eels? Urchins?

[Anonymous No.]

>it needs to be deeper in

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296676
This is the last place I would expect to see trebuchetposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296661
I wish I didn't feel the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296660
Gura thinks we need to put the Christ back in Christmas.

[Anonymous No.]

People laughed at Gura building just a door but that's more than what ever Calli has done in minecraft.

[Anonymous No.]

>Makes OC of himself as a dolphin

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296276
It looks like a temp house anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296760
make a christmas tree in the hlgg server

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296684
FUCK YOU DORPHIN, AND FUCK YOU WHARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296736
Gura is Christian clay

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296750
I'm just picking on her, calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296684
don't you have a defenseless seal pup to be raping to death?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296773
bugmen, when the inevitable coco collab happens

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura could be brainwashing us with her BGM
>Doesn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296768
she got murdered and her skin worn

[Anonymous No.]

SHARK BRAIN............

[Anonymous No.]

leave gura to me

[Anonymous No.]

Friend, help your kouhai build shark hoodie... Onegai...

[Anonymous No.]

INCOMING LORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296736
Good

[Anonymous No.]

Sweaty physical Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

Someone please tell Gura that despite the meltdown Ame went over the creative mode railway theres absolutely nothing wrong on using creative mode to plan stuff out and figure out mechanics.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not a deadbeat.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura jogged?

[Anonymous No.]

Hololive JP starts selling used idol panties. Which girls crash the site?

[Anonymous No.]

>went for a run
PREGNANCY NARRITIVE RUINED

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296736
caps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296687
>"Yeah that's right, fuck you Calli ₕᵤhaʰᵃ"

[Anonymous No.]

PREGNANCY FAGS??

[Anonymous No.]

uuoooohhhhhh gura sweaty cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>2x2 = 4x4

[Anonymous No.]

How can Gura go for a run if she's pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura in jogging shorts and a tank top

[Anonymous No.]

>gura doing cardio to out run klaius

[Anonymous No.]

Ever since she started humming Sugar Pie Honey Bunch I've been blasting oldies in the background. Pure comf.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh shit Gura was running from niggers she lives in Chicago confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296810
t. Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>I did physical activity.. gomen
It's over bros...............

[Anonymous No.]

Panting Gura ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

GURA IS NI

[Anonymous No.]

gura getting fit

[Anonymous No.]

>I went on a run!
WHO DID SHE GO ON A RUN WITH!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296642
/o/
\o\
/o/
I love that Ame can't help but jam out whenever a Mori remix comes on during Superchat Sunday. I feel like AmeMori has potential. Can't wait for them to collab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296810
>t. deadbeat

[Anonymous No.]

>went for a run
>building her stamina for her idol reps

[Anonymous No.]

>GURA WAS BEING CHASED BY KLAIUS SO SHE HAD TO RUN

YAB

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296812
zion....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296645
The stream that's going on right now anonchama.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura is actively ignoreing Haachama's presence
Is she angry? does she think Haachama is trying to steal attention from them, so she refuses to acknowledge her?

[Anonymous No.]

>I went for a run
pregnancyniggers BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296429
It goes without saying. I doubt I deserve someone as wonderful as her, though.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura...
why have you *coff coff* forsaken me...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

GURA IS HEALTHY
GURA IS THE PINNACLE OF HEALTHINESS

[Anonymous No.]

GURA WENT ON A RUN
SWEATY SHARK
OUT OF BREATH GURA

[Anonymous No.]

When are they releasing the Hololive gacha game

[Anonymous No.]

chubby gura...
uoooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296782
Mori literally does not play the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296808
just play on your own server

[Anonymous No.]

You guys have a really unhealthy obsession about Gura's personal life. Me too

[Anonymous No.]

UMMMMMMM PREGNANCY BROS?

[Anonymous No.]

She's probably doing a c25k plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296850
Your tail is sticking out

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296687
They've placed dozens of cakes all over their server, anyway. Even two cake houses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296850
Behold

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296788
I don't think Jews mind. I mean the song White Christmas was written by a Jew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296817
It's been ruined for a long time.
https://youtu.be/NHqeoW8918Q?t=14759

[Anonymous No.]

>Atlantis
>friendship tower
>shark dome
>christmas tree
how many other project will Gura start and not finish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296817
I googled it and pregnant women can still run but not when they're at the third trimester. This narrative will continue to be around...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296849
what kind of atlantean bread is this

[Anonymous No.]

I SAW SOMEONE RUN OUTSIDE MY HOUSE EARLIER, BROS?!?!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sniff Gura's pits after a fun workout

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never go for a run with gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296016
Add the following
>Haachama = Amelia from different timeline
>No one gets paid
>Holostars is not under Cover
>Kaoru was ejected because he doesn't act like a trap
>Kiara wants to wear Pekora/Skinwalker Kiara
>Gura is purposely doxxing herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296803

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura's getting fit
Man, I should really start going back to the gym again....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296720
Just open another tab

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296612
in Japan christmas is for couples

[Anonymous No.]

>Makes a 2x2 spruce tree by placing the logs manually
I hope someone from Mojang is watching this and having a fucking aneurysm
Fucking faggots should have added REAL floating islands

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296850
haachama will redeem them

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296850
SOULLESS VS SOUL

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296576
When she couldn't open her mouth to let go of an Xray target at the dentist

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296812
Rushia

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296744
>no Mori CV
>no Ame CL
>no Kiara CV
>no Ina DD
>no Guira SS
it gurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296850
>Not posting the titan duck
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

She's preparing for the RFA stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296860
don't try to make doxxfaggery sound normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296661
was literally just thinking this. i hope she has the happiest christmas. T u T

[Anonymous No.]

>I want more dark wood

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296633
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296684
>actual fucking rapist in the thread
Sharkmeido, do your job!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296684
FUCKING DOLFINGGERS!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296860
It's cause she's so mysterious compared to the other girls so people get really curious about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296649
>MORI WILL NOT STREAM ON CHRISTMAS
what tells you that anon? her family is at Burger King, school is out, and she's alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296884
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296850
soul

[Anonymous No.]

Fellow Atlantians... when is she going to build our city?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296882
I don't see the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

GURA'S TONED THIGHS

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296684
DOLPHINCEL GET THE FUCK OUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296798
you're gonna make me spill my dr oopsie

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296882
Christmas is about fried chicken and terrible presents and bareback love hotel sex to stave off existential ennui

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296684
go choke on a piece of plastic idiot

[Anonymous No.]

GURA????

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296826
>>29296821
>>29296846
>>29296861
she browses /hlgg/ and she's onto pregnancy anon and is throwing out false narratives to deceive us

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296812
All of them, except for Mio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296828
Based Gura, already training for self-protection against schizos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296785
Hohoho I think I would rather kill myself than spend christmas in minecraft with the people here

where is the hlgg server, is in the archive?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura, your chat is doomed...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296842
Given she said she was busy watching a bunch of idol dancing videos too, I'd assume Cover has asked her to start to practice how to dance and to have better fitness than Marine for her 3D. Like seriously, that'd make sense. Also explains the sudden shift to attempt to eat something besides reheated McDonald's, that won't help her get fit at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>2x2
the fuck is chat spaming now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296911
city?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura thinks eating a whole melon is a sign of good health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296876

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296844
My internet went out for 10 minutes about half an hour ago.
I guess I just got unlucky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296812
Okayu and Korone

[Anonymous No.]

>Ran for the first time
She gonna feel sore af tmr lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296858
He meant playing creative in solo to test out stuff

[Anonymous No.]

Have you done your Minecraft Christmas tree reps? also is catbox fucked for anyone else?
https://i.imgur.com/m614t8t.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296854
>her fat rolls jiggling in rhythm with every step

[Anonymous No.]

>I want dark wood
>let's suck the last bit of life out of this one
>I need a lot of wood

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296860
I'm the opposite. I don't trust the people here to not try to find where she lives.

[Anonymous No.]

So why aren't you working out while listening to Gura's stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296676
>When your--
CLAP CLAP

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296927
minecraft autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296878
Are gyms even open yet? All gyms around my location are closed indefinitely, it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296850
You're comparing a post scarcity society to a monkey experimenting with using sticks to fish for termites

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296845
she's angry Haachama is trying to steal Ame

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296782
Calli managed to somewhat tardwrangle Gura long enough to setup a gacha pig
while being a tard herself
it was incredible

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296938
he should go do that on his own server

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296927
If you plant 2x2 saplings you get "big tree" basically

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296911
Atlantis doesn't exist anymore. Gura is the sole survivor.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't think about it Klaius

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296938
you put dark oak saplings in a 2x2 grid and it grows into a BIG tree that she could shape later

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296920
Kek preggoposters seething.

[Anonymous No.]

this guy really gives me the creeps

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296946
I spend all day making artisan bread, it's a workout and a job

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296850
Meanwhile me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296941
GET THAT PICTURE OUT OF MY SIGHT WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296927
2x2 saplings make big tree for more wood

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296853
Hopefully never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296676
And here I thought she was gonna make Bloop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296946
Because I don't have enough body mass for it to make a difference

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296946
Because Gura brings me joy and working out does not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296838
SHE WAS OUTSIDE, SEEN BY THE EYES OF MALE DAYWALKERS

[Anonymous No.]

>did you spend time with family?
amelia...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296946
because im doing my 日本語 reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296920
https://streamable.com/nkcnvw

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296850
using someone else's blueprint vs using your own creativity

[Anonymous No.]

I did spend time with famiry, Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296952
Where I'm at the gyms are opened back for the second time but this time they're limiting it to 10 people max at a time
They're hemorrhaging gym goers

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296946
Because I am doing my stalking reps

[Anonymous No.]

I shitpost Gura, it's all I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296684
ARRGHH NO NONONO DTV COLLAB SOON ITS OVER HOLOLIVE IS DOOMED

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296964
I'm surprised he hasn't been banned yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296943
They've already tried

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296911
worry not chumfags, king haato will welcome you in her finished atlantis soon

[Anonymous No.]

>1mil subs
Guys, we need to tell everyone how great gura is and how shit everyone else is
>among us
Guys, we need to harass the other talents and crusade for Gura
>karaoke
Guys, we need to tell everyone that she's the first to hit 100k viewers

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296946
im doing some anki reps myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296720
Multiple windows or monitors. Stream open on one. /hlg/ or /hlgg/ (depending on what Holos are currently streaming) open on the other. Git gud
t. diagnosed autist

[Anonymous No.]

http://poal.me/ds8mzt
http://poal.me/ds8mzt
http://poal.me/ds8mzt

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296870
Her pregnancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296963
meant for >>29296927

[Anonymous No.]

who's house is it next to the giant gura hood under construction

[Anonymous No.]

>we got 'round the clock content for ya~
the way she said that made me incredibly horny

[Anonymous No.]

>Hololive
>Round-the-clock content
Gura .. your timezone-reps..

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296964
i report every chat he sends

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296927
If you place spruce/dark oak/jungle saplings in a 2x2 square you get hyper trees

[Anonymous No.]

Dr. Goyla or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying About Progress and Love the ADHD

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296964
Enma please ban him

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296952
Some gyms are open but it honestly depends on how your area is handling the virus

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296939
I can't ever hope to reach this autism power level in minecraft

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296676
catapultbros....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296946
Already did my reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296845
No, why would Gura be against Haachama? I don't see any reason...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296980
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296967
>Haachama's SD Gundam hidden on the back
Seriously, what was she thinking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296916
Shit, sign me up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296946
Because I'm doing my plamo reps

[Anonymous No.]

PADORU PADORU humu humu

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296884
kneel, soulnigger
>>29296967

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296946
Because I work out in the morning like any decent human being

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297008
gura doesn't know about dead hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296946
Funnily enough i usually run on the treadmill with either ame or gura stream on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296357
>watch Amelia's stream
>she never mentions Ame once
narrative? does Amelia hates Ame?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296946
Genshin Impact reps.. Yes, I play a chink game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296946
im doing my programmation reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296867
Nah, jews definitely mind. They are current trying to destroy Christianity around the world.

[Anonymous No.]

Pregnancy faggots BTFO. Everything Gura is doing is obviously for absolute maximum focus on singing like a god. She's going for cardio to increase breathing capacity and stamina, and eating hydrating foods like melon and soup to keep her vocal cords constantly moist so they dont get strained or inflamed from lots of practice.

It's over, she's going to mog everyone so fucking hard in a couple of months, you'll be asking "Azki who?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296920
>she just happens to BTFO these fags literally the day after they started to force it hard

There's no way she's not here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296967
i am the one in the back

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296850
dumb Gura built the trebuchet in the wrong direction

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296946
Thanks anon, saved my life, I have a 100bpm

[Anonymous No.]

PLANT THEM TWO BY TWO GOORAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296964
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296850
it's crazy how fast the JP holos can build all that stuff, the giant duck only took a couple days to finish
our girls are seriously laggind behind, even the turbo autists from gen 5 manage to get things done more quickly

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296997
>first to hit 100k viewers

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296980
Oh no bros... it's over...

[Anonymous No.]

>BGM is ON NOW
UHHHHH BROS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296906
Monkey's paw. She is too cute then she needs to fuck up somehow.
I bet she doesn't know what not streaming on christmas and valentines day means.

[Anonymous No.]

>are you satisfied
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297024
>thinking
Yeah, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296946
Too busy doing my wagie reps

[Anonymous No.]

Kusogaki same...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296850
This is why Haachama is on EN now, they sent someone from the utopian future of the 24th century to help these troglodytes advance.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsWNMwH1NyM

[Anonymous No.]

Does Gura sound more womanly than normal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297046
>t. Gura's future baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297024
It would've worked if she made it bigger. No idea how she messed up considering duck was being constructed alongside her.

[Anonymous No.]

God I love that little noise she makes every time she jumps

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297053
They also have automated farms for everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297046
All this time she just needed to stand up

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297046
Yagoo needs her to be able to dance for her 3D, guaranteed. And he won't be happy if she collapses 20 seconds into it in like Marine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297037
Ame fucking hates Ame, she even mentioned how she cinged at her debut stream and pretended it didn't exist. Real bitch move desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296878
i ain't risking going to the gym with the virus still being a thing. I'll just work out at home

[Anonymous No.]

>Are you frustrated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297075
no

[Anonymous No.]

lemme get that christmas tree... <span class="sjis">B O N E L E S S [/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296980
brb gonna go kill myself now

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296906
she'll be on a date

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296674
She doesn't know yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296941
TOO CHUBBY we need atte7kusa level gura chubs here

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297075
She did physical activity today

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296967
It bothers me that pekora's head is higher up than Miko's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296967
wait that's hachama's finished Mecha? wasn't it supposed to be massive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296959
This lore narrative makes sense to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297053
Mainly because they have blueprints. Other from Ina's self automated farm and self sheering sheep wool farm, the other holo EN's basically make a mental map and build off of that

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw gura will never sit on your face post workout
>tfw no salty smelly sweaty shark cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296943
The way people ejaculate over the smallest details of her life she reveals tells you what kind of schizos we're dealing with here. There's a lot of crazy people in the world and I hope they leave it on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297053
tbf the server is practically at creative mode at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296946
Went for a walk a few hours ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296853
They'll just collab with gachas. Look forward to Granblue's dying gasps of breath to release a Hololive collab event.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296946
Gym is close and i cant focus without the right ambiance

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297009
The art goblin's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297053
It's almost like the JP server has automated farms for everything. They're basically playing on creative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296997
sounds like 5ch

[Anonymous No.]

>sesAME street
What did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297053
they've got unlimited everything from all their machines so they can just focus on building. HoloEN can't even get a village up and running and their most advance technology is ina's wool collector

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296946
my goal is to be a fat ugly bastard

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296850
You forgot the most powerful one

[Anonymous No.]

Gura... your tree growing reps...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297053
The mat farms are way, way way more developed on JP than EN, but they also do it professionally by mapping out structures in creative and taking screencaps for each layer for blueprints.

Really, Haachama ought to teach the ENs how to actually-build stuff. She is literally right fucking there now.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura confirmed retarded

[Anonymous No.]

Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>chat says plant them 2x2
>she plants 5x2
shork brain

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297099
it wasn't finished in that picture

[Anonymous No.]

http://poal.me/4zy3l5
http://poal.me/4zy3l5
http://poal.me/4zy3l5
http://poal.me/4zy3l5

[Anonymous No.]

Is she trolling chat with the trees

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297085
That's what I'm saying. I haven't been back at the gym since March and I'm not heading back until shit irons out

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296980
FIT GURA OUTSIDE IN COMFORTABLE JOGGING APPAREL

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297120
akukin...

[Anonymous No.]

>are you frustrated time

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296661
I haven't celebrated Christmas in half a decade... Suffice it to say, this is more I've felt about the holiday in this entire time.

It's strange. I never felt this way with my family. All I ever wanted with christmas, or any holiday, was just to get away from them. But here, watching this adorable idiot try to grow a christmas tree just... fills me with healing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297106
My love hate relationship with gbf will peak with a holo collab.

[Anonymous No.]

I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE
It's already been 1 hour

[Anonymous No.]

i'm frustrated

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297046
People know who azki is?

[Anonymous No.]

GURTAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else have a strong suspicion Gura is is actually the oldest holo EN? There are a lot of signs shes at least 30....

[Anonymous No.]

https://vocaroo.com/1c2mBynA5b2Y
https://vocaroo.com/1c2mBynA5b2Y
https://vocaroo.com/1c2mBynA5b2Y

[Anonymous No.]

holy FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit my sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297099
it's not finished. also she was trolling because it ended up being an SD gundam.

[Anonymous No.]

Who the fuck said 2x4?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297046
So we'll be able to LOOK AT HER GO?

[Anonymous No.]

My daughter is retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296997
As a chumbud I must say about 75% of Gura's "fans" in this thread are annoying as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

I am frustrated.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I take back everything I said about Gura being smart.

[Anonymous No.]

>they can be frustrated

0% frustration

[Anonymous No.]

samechan...

[Anonymous No.]

Is she doing this on purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

now THIS is comedy

[Anonymous No.]

GURA WANTS HER VIEWERS TO BE BALD
WHY IS SHE SO OBSESSED WITH BALDNESS

[Anonymous No.]

gura's just pretending.... right?

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY SHIT GURA IS LEGIT RETARDED

[Anonymous No.]

Shark brain...

[Anonymous No.]

Are you gonna grow for her?

[Anonymous No.]

she has to be doing it on purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296997
God her fans are fucking shit. Even Gura thinks so and you could clearly tell she doesn't want to deal with the shit of having to tell her faggots to stop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>grow for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297020
I can imagine Haachama doing something with this narrative, but can Gura even respond in kind if she does?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296980
can't believe they got to see gura....with their filthy eyes

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sure killing the prego narrative was worth knowing she's going outside, in reach of kliaus and the 50 page document anon....

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura can't figure out what 2X2 means

GURA YOUR MATHS REP.....

[Anonymous No.]

Gurachama...

[Anonymous No.]

>thinks 2x2 is two saplings in a line
I've never actually encountered an adult person who was worse at math than me, I'm worried for my shark daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297082
They hired professional dancers for the curry collab.

[Anonymous No.]

man, our girls sure are dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297152
there are dozens of conflicting theories, just pick whichever one you like.

[Anonymous No.]

I mean, it worked

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296946
I'm at work.

[Anonymous No.]

Minecraft autists BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

Tell her to plant 4 saplings in a square instead of 2x2. She doesn't know your fancy human math.

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER
MORI

[Anonymous No.]

Enter Mori.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297117
machines and auto farms are fucking gay, faggot
we rails son

[Anonymous No.]

SHE'S DOING IT ON PURPOSE THE LITTLE SHIT I LOVE HER

[Anonymous No.]

Please end me i can't take her retardness anymore

[Anonymous No.]

It's absolutely adorable how surprised she was

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296738
>Thank you for easing my autism, friend.
I could have watched Haachama play for hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296692
Don't slander my good name, I am a reformed man. Furthermore, I don't donate to gura although she is a good girl and her synergy with Amelia brings me great joy
t. actually Ray0
Please and thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

I'M FRUSTRATED

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck Gura

[Anonymous No.]

S-she's just pretending right?

[Anonymous No.]

is it Christmas yet?

[Anonymous No.]

god she is such a brat I love it

[Anonymous No.]

She's got to be trolling at this point, everyone knows what 2x2 means

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Did she break it? I didn't know trees could grow like that in Minecraft.

[Anonymous No.]

>SHORK BRAIN

[Anonymous No.]

Are you frustrated?

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH NARRATIVECHADS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297120
Aqua is so cute. I love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297099
She made a miscalculation
>>29297133
>>29297156
Even after finished, it is still too small
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V33poHX4ejc

[Anonymous No.]

>Mori ignored

[Anonymous No.]

No way she doesn't understand what 2x2 means right? She's just pretending right?

[Anonymous No.]

AMEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

Ame counter: 4

[Anonymous No.]

SHE SAID AME AGAIN
AGAIN
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

I think we can all agree Mori ruined this stream

[Anonymous No.]

how Gura is so fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297123
It’s like trying to teach modern construction to cavemen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297182
Are ya frustrated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296850
Pekora has over a year's experience and she made that in like 8 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

YOU'RE NOT FUCKING HELPING MORI

[Anonymous No.]

I hope chumbuds never call Haatons retard again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297053
>the giant duck only took a couple days to finish
Subaru already had the materials at hand, wool is easy as fuck to get tho, and those "couple of days" were long ass streams with complete focus on that duck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296946
You think i can work out while listening to a Gura stream? Holo streams drain my adrenaline, I could maybe do a jog, but it's 9pm and i don't want to get raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297159
That's counting faggots like >>29297177 that project their emotions onto her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297182
There's no way Gura's roommate made it past high school with this level of ADD

[Anonymous No.]

>your hole in the wall is 10% cooler than my hole in the wall

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297181
She can outrun them

[Anonymous No.]

do all you minecraft retards have OCD or something? just let her do her thing.

[Anonymous No.]

I think Gura might have autism for real.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297075
She has that after-sex glow

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297251
They're both my little retards

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, Gura is american.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297228
she's watching Gura while on lunch break
CUTE REAPER BOYFRIEND

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura completely and maliciously ignoring Mori in chat
Narratives?

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe if you played the fucking game Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297232
>She's just pretending right?
yes anyone with a brain can see she is pretending

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297153

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297152
>at least 30
doubtful, all the stuff she references is stuff I've grown up with, She's in her mid 20s

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297219
it looks like she misinterpreted it to mean 'sets of 2' like in the song 'the ants go marching 2 by 2'

[Anonymous No.]

Mori in the chat... Please start playing MC too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296760
Nothing wrong with that. The important thing is that you will be happy and have fun, like the Shark once said; Hoocha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297114
>Iofi is too poor to apologize

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297261
>do all you minecraft retards have OCD or something
Uh yes?

[Anonymous No.]

Is this the rumored "American education system"?

[Anonymous No.]

incoming ina theft

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297257
well she's not wrong

[Anonymous No.]

ischaboi

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297269
Kneel. Now.

[Anonymous No.]

She was screaming Ame before noticing mori....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297085
>>29297136
You can also not be fucking dyel faggots and build a homegym. At least do push ups and pull ups, it really isn't hard if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297261
They do. And they're also retarded and autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297278
>Mori
>Playing MC

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck off Mori, stop being a god damn leech.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop making promises you can't keep Calli

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297224
Mori you adorable dork, learn how to play minecraft so Gura can do a cute prank on your shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297261
you do realise that minecraft is like specifically made for adhd zoomer kids

[Anonymous No.]

Any other fellas drinking and watching the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297282
read this and remember it.

nobody gives a fuck about your suggestions except you. nobody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297053
JP build everything off of schematics made by fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297285
No it's just ADD. Trust me I'd know.

[Anonymous No.]

I farted and Mori showed up in the chat right after. Narrative?

[Anonymous No.]

GUYS I'M IN A GURA STREAM TIME LOOP

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297181
>implying 50 page doc anon didnt just write 50 pages of spaghetti spilling autism on how he would talk to gura which reads like a surrealist Kafka comedy because he has no idea how a girl would really talk
>implying anyone even knows what state gura lives in let alone something more specific

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297275
She's likely late 20s to early 30s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297224
>trying to replicate gura's vowel meme
Mori, you can't be this desperate...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297257
Mori X Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

another stealing from ame stream...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297261
>do all you [POSTERS ON 4CHAN] have [MENTAL PROBLEM] or something?
do you want a medal, professor genius?

[Anonymous No.]

Doesn't Mori literally live in an unlit cave

The absolute Diogenes of Holo EN

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297269
no she isn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296931

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297313
You're a brapmancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297257
Why did she capitalize the words Get, Your, Level? What did Mori mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296853
man, imagine all the shitposting about which holos should be what rarity

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297307
Me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297152
She's 100% a zoomer

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/cover_corp/status/1328533784514314240
Holy shit Kira is fucking dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297261
minecraft is literally designed for OCD retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297152
30 would be max but a few other things hint at kid 20's

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297271
She has like 3 other shitty job. She has to make money you know, and can't rely on people simping for her.
Let the girl have her worker's pride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297250
SHE'S MONITORING THE SITUATION

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297295
I do do push ups and pull ups at home you fuck. Bodyweights all I've been doing since the lockdown

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297159
Thats the problem with being most popular. Tourist come out of the woodwork when she streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297152
I'm thinking she's at least 35

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297307
me

[Anonymous No.]

Chat is still fucking talking about the trees...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297257
>"i want to get better at video games" again

[Anonymous No.]

Wouldn't this Christmas tree be 10x easier if she just planted 2x2 saplings in the chosen spot and then shaped it into a cone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297307
I'm drinking Dk. Pepper

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1328534212077449216

[Anonymous No.]

Ina...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297232
You didn't watch the Dark Deception stuff, did you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Em4-DyiAB2A

[Anonymous No.]

>gurs will never tease your cock
>forcing you to edge for hours not allowing you to cum
>she'll never ask you if it frustrates you

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297231
Will she gonna move it to EN server?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296980
i gotta start walking... maybe i'll see her?

[Anonymous No.]

>stealing from Ina

[Anonymous No.]

>Stealing from Ina again
You love to see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

oncemore Ina is robbed...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297307
not yet but i'll get a drink now if you stop sadposting, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296744
In my case, it was thanks to AL that I learned about Hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297152
I'm 23, I got the feeling she's around my age. Every once in a while she'll say a reference I don't get, but a lot of them I remember from my childhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297152
>>29297275
>>29297318
If you know what she did before HER, you'll know she's 22

[Anonymous No.]

GURA'S TOES

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura bringing up feet again

[Anonymous No.]

This is literal autism at this point, she doesn't need that many leaves

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297358
Wait, what?

[Anonymous No.]

GURA TOES
UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297307
Burnt through the rest of my beer on the weekend so no

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
I'm not surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

>t-toes??

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
he barely streamed anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
What? Why? It's so sudden. Was he a chink in disguise?

[Anonymous No.]

Do teamates really?

https://files.catbox.moe/9eh6l0.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/umvf2n.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/cxzhqd.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297322
diogenes lived in a fuckin barrel purposefully to reject shit like materialism and societal standards, mori lives in a cave because she cant be fucked to play or learn the game for the few minutes it would take to make a house out of literally any block

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
oh fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297358
oh shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297358
Literal who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>"watching" a stream but not actually paying attention to it

Why do this; especially if they're playing a game? It's not a podcast

[Anonymous No.]

I submit my application for a new narrative; Gura is purposefully ignoring everyone telling her to build 2x2 in order to bait more supachas telling her to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
NARRATIVES NOW YOU FUCKERS

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1328534212077449216?s=20

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297152
>>29297275
>>29297318
somewhere between 26-31

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297310
Don't listen to this guy I have severe ADD and am not retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297307
im thirsty but i dont want to get up

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
no way wtf happened?

[Anonymous No.]

Why does she always talk about feet every stream? Is she trying to seduce me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297377
people of all ages say this all day long every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297358
WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
>Homostars
Nothing of value lost

[Anonymous No.]

>GURA TOE CLEANING
UOOOOOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
WTF Holostars are fucking cursed

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297358
KIRA LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297152
uh, no. She's definitely in her early to mid 20s.

[Anonymous No.]

>they think Gura finished school
She's from some ultra religious countryside place. Most likely she was either homeschooled or did a few years at most before she was pulled out to help work on the family farm

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297114
What do the last 2 mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297257
>watching streams during the lunch time

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297380
prime cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297417

[Anonymous No.]

>It's been 66 minutes

Gura.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297261
Just trying to teach her something she will see and be amazed by that isn't obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297406
>his

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
Wow, Kiara's big announcement sure was something

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
Announcement of Kagami Kira’s Graduation

Thank you for your continued support of Hololive Production.

We are announcing the graduation of Holostars member Kagami Kira. He will graduate on Monday, November 30, 2020.

We deeply apologize for this sudden announcement. We also wholeheartedly give our thanks to all his fans and collaborators for their continued support despite his brief activity.

Debuting as a 1st Generation member of Holostars, Kagami Kira had always faced problems with his weak constitution, and our company has supported his activities in light of his situation.

Nevertheless, Kagami Kira informed us recently that he now finds it difficult to continue activities due to his mental and physical health, so we have respected his wishes to allow him to graduate.

Thank you for your warm support for Kagami Kira so far.Though we are still growing as a company, we hope for your continued support of both our talents and the company.

Tuesday, November 17, 2020

COVER Corporation

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
Why is it always the traps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297380
There's no fucking way a 22 year old would like Seal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297408
Than why the fuck am I retarded with regular ADD?

[Anonymous No.]

>regressed from building at atlantis to building a shark house at home base
>regressed from building a house to building a christmas tree

atlantisbros..

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297358
Cucumber boi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297394
This is the main reason, it doesn't pay

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
F
https://files.catbox.moe/0j4tr2.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297358
......who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
Kira...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297142
stream end soon
shark has no stamina

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
OH GOD THE GRADUATIONS ARE COMING LEFT AND RIGHT

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
Wait, that thing is a male?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
https://streamable.com/tsgp2d

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297441
It's just one trap after the other

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
>>29297405
He seems to be sick. It explains his lack of streams and his without notice month long absence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
>all the cute homos one by one dropping off

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297254
That guy is a samefag though. And not in the cute shark way either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297091
>Mori
>a date
>not with chat
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297444
Or she was lying about her age in the bday celebration post

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297358
Did any of you actually watch this twink? Be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297377
I'm 67 and she references everything I grew up with

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
WHO?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297261
minecraft is designed for autists and she is somehow out-autisming the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297448
megalobased

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297358
Safe travels my boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297388
>>29297381
>>29297382
blessed

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
>>29297338
Literally who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297397
just admit you're bad at video games diogenes

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
How many of them are we going now? 3? Fucking hell holostars needs something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297441
Damn I wonder what happened
>>29297471
Nah but it's still fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297434
It's not a collab

[Anonymous No.]

no math allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297396
fuck off and neck yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>Minecraft autists still sperging out in chat
when will they learn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297423
She went to the same highschool as me. She graduated a year before I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297358
Why does cover hates traps...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297307
Drinking soda

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297471
Zhang please don't use your archnemesis to shitpost about King

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
>tranny
>poor mental and physical health

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297441
based

[Anonymous No.]

>people donating to explain 2x2
is this the next step in supamilking? did Gura change the game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297465
>take time to recuperate
So he can still reverse his graduation?

>>29297488
See >>29297465

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
Damn, that sucks. That's one less Holostar for among us collabes and those are my favorites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297397
t. diogenes

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
Man, the Holostars are graduating left and right

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297448
Is she legit retarded or just pretending? Both are a win for me just need to know if she's a little autist or a brat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
2 traps graduated.. 41% is real..

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297465
A terminal case of the japanese cold, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297397
Shes rejecting the societal standard of playing minecraft

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297441
Damn. At least he gets to say farewell and not just disappear into thin air like some others I know...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
Who

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297307
That was last weekend for me, I have some dignity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297152
She is old enough that she calls herself old. Women start referring to themselves as old at the age of 27. I did my women reps so I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297444
Why not? I'm 24 and I like several dadrock garbage and even older stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296416

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297229
>>29297138
I love this autist
https://youtu.be/i4-l-dIkYww?t=7545

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297152
No, she is the youngest. She behaves like a fucking kid and thinking she is older just because she makes old references is stupid as fuck. You dont see a little kid referencing the original Star Wars trilogy and say "oh look at this boomer dwarf"

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297505
As far as I'm aware graduations still allow you to come back if you choose to leave yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

YES GURA I'M FRUSTRATED I CONCEDE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296845
Its pretty easy to see that's what Haachama is doing. Shes done leeching off reddit dragon and is gonna try and suck off EN to stay relevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
Was he a crouching tiger, hidden chink? or did they just find his stash off hands?

[Anonymous No.]

ok she HAS to be trolling right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297441
How is he going to support himself, if streaming with a live2d is too stressful for him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297053
HoloEN's still in the early pioneer stage where almost all resource-gathering is done by hand. They've only just taken their steps into redstone industrialisation a month ago. On the other hand, HoloJP already achieved post-scarcity last year. HoloEN's learning at a slow pace, but they're very reluctant to read the most up-to-date guides on the most efficient farms, grinders, and transportation systems. It doesn't help that they have only a fraction of HoloJP's manpower and collective brainpower. It looks like they're just trying to prolong the magic of being new to Minecraft.

[Anonymous No.]

Mmmmm *sniff*... Is that... Dare I say... Cunny I smell? *SNIIIIIIIIIF* UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOO CUNNYYYY

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297524
How does she do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297504
Ever noticed how the smartest of each gen gets the least superchats?

[Anonymous No.]

>gura talking about toes and feet
>just her master plan to get free feet fetish porn for herself
all according to keikaku

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297152
Have you SEEN her other channel? It's literally zoomercore

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297525
Yeah. I also love how she btfo'd the chinks. Pretty based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
another one down, 9 to go

[Anonymous No.]

I cant do this anymore bros... Watching gura play Minecraft is physically painful

[Anonymous No.]

kek chat is going ballistic. Where's the "Are you frustrated?" pic

[Anonymous No.]

YES SCREAM MINECRAFT OCD

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297444
There's "no way" she'd like Africa by Toto either only wait, she's practicing to sing that. Why? Someone played it on Ame's superchat stream recently, doubltess she was watching and just happened to like the song on hearing it.

It's not that complex to figure out that Youtube recs you music, anon. Kissed from a Rose has 46 million views on YT, it's not that fucking obscure at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297441
Couldn't he take a hiatus or something? Or is he really that sick that he can't come back at all? That's sad then.

[Anonymous No.]

I love you Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297396
All her talk about not showering is really hot when you picture her as an anime girl, but coming from a real person it's actually pretty disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is too nice. I want her to be mean to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>Join Hololive
>All the Japs hate you and shun you
>All the Americans/European steal from you
How will Ina EVER recover???

[Anonymous No.]

Gura being a brat to backseating sure is something

[Anonymous No.]

>>29295815
Only if Mori actually sings instead of rapshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
Kiara didn't like how similar their names were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297550
>gura
>kiara
checks out.
still love adore both of these retards

[Anonymous No.]

Have you ever come to a realization that the opinions and preferences posted in these threads only reflect at most 500 people not including people that get banned and reset their routers and that's lesser than 2.5% of the people that view the girls?

[Anonymous No.]

it's absolutely wild how the minecraft spergs seem to be watching an entirely different stream, screaming about numbers and meaningless shit nobody cares about instead of paying attention to what she's talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297358
Can't say I didn't see that coming. I rarely see him streams anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297419
hello? Is this the place I can come for help? I am watching Gura and am very frustrated!! what can I do!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297396
Top cute, I'd like her toes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297545
they're just covering their asses after the suicide attempt, it's not going to be their problem anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297405
He earned enough money for a sex change

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297469
That wasn't her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297550
Ina...

[Anonymous No.]

i am in dire need of spoonfeeding
has gura mentioned ame this stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297443
>>29297500
Wasn't this one just a woman trying to do a male voice?

[Anonymous No.]

She wins, I've been baited into seething, coping, and BRAPing, all at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297444
24-year-old here, i used to listen to seal on the radio at night as a kid, so get fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297520
bro, if you hang out on certain parts of the internet people start calling themselves old in their early 20s. people were doing that even back when I was in my teens and early 20s in the 2000s.

especially if you're the kind of person that didn't do anything of note after high school or college and have regrets in that area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297606
At least 4 times

[Anonymous No.]

ah shhhhhugar

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297285
Even we Americans know 2x2 is four in a two long, two wide square. Atlantis education is somehow dumber than we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297510
I think it's a combination of low attention span, little gaming/minecraft experience and being a little dum

[Anonymous No.]

>baited an akasuper to explain 2x2

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297358
Stars...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297606
4 point of time already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296819
you do know that Calli is actually one of the younger EN's right?

[Anonymous No.]

>act retarded
>people throw money at you while telling you how retarded you are
It's foolproof..

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297566
There seems to be a quota for streams. I don't think he can meet the quota so he discussed this with Cover. I mean, if I don't think I can deliver I'd also ask for my resignation because it'll just bring me stomach aches from overthinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297587
didn't mean to (you) you, just forgot to clear the reply window.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297403
Why the fuck would I watch a retarded woman play a game? I'm there to listen to her thoughts about stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297590
Lick*

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297573
>he says while posting the Shuuba

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297471
ive never even seen them posted before

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297525
HoloJP server looks like a festival every night...will EN ever reach such heights

[Anonymous No.]

Please Gura, the tree needs to be an odd number.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
holostars is in need of traps now. This is your time, /hlgg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297586
Get out of here STALKER

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297574

They still love her in EN they are all just really really dumb

[Anonymous No.]

i hope someone tells her to go 1x1 or 3x3 or she won't be able to center the star topper

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297488
>still fucked up
That he asked to stop?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura should get some tree building advice from Friend.

[Anonymous No.]

reminder that gura killed aqua in cold blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297607
No, that's Subaru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297631
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

This damn song, this is THE Minecraft song to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297547
OGEY

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297640
The trunk is 2x2, it can never be an odd number

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297444
Kiss from a rose has been in movies, shows, the radio, etc. You gotta live under a rock not to know about it or heard it at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297441
At least he's graduating because he's fucking dying instead of us getting an announcement that he fucking died

[Anonymous No.]

When Mori logs in she'll see it and go "oh nice lots of wood" and harvest this tree

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297524
Does she see Igor or is Yagoo her Igor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297524
Nice. The P4 yellow fits Ame too

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297627
some call it twitch acting

[Anonymous No.]

aren't you supposed to build the christmas tree in family?

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Haachama playing on the EN server somehow facilitates Sora joining and stalking everyone while being too shy to practice her English skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297537
>>29297395
He was mentally unwell. He wasn't chinese. He was dealing personal shit and decided to quit for his own sake to focus on his life and getting better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297373
Yeah, you're right...let's make it a happy drinking night instead!

[Anonymous No.]

these bitches need to make scaffolding...

[Anonymous No.]

>She's stuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297358
I mean I already saw it coming since he really stream rarely like once or twice a week sometimes even less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297651
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297651
Good. It's important to assert authority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297658
>this is my first time seeing this
wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297098
Are you blind?

[Anonymous No.]

I’ve never given a shit about chat before but the fact they can’t let go of 2x2 is is going to be the end of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297603
But in Ina's case she said not to spend any money at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296316
We must be strong, brothers

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297675
no bamboob nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297647
don't worry she'll never get that far anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297665
>When Mori logs in
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297582
It amazes me that people that bother to do the math don't consider the lurker population. We're small, but probably hit mid thousands level at the minimum, if not pushing 5 digits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297675
They don't have any bamboo near them

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G87sKDuFXs
No fucking way this is a dude. This nigger's turned me on in 5 minutes more than a million Rushia streams ever have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297675
They're never finding bamboo, anon. Might as well just use dirt, it works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297659
Thats what i mean it needs to be 3 x 3 so you can center the star on top.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone tell her about scaffolding.

[Anonymous No.]

>open gura stream
>brown hairy shafts
>close the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297665
>When Mori logs in
So never?

[Anonymous No.]

WTF is she doing?

[Anonymous No.]

damn the holoEN 2nd gen really needs an architect level minecraft player to increase the technology level of their server. so far tako is the only one willing to look at guides to study and actually make something useful in the EN server

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297701
>opinions and preferences posted
If they do not express themselves, they are not considered.

[Anonymous No.]

it's weird to know Gura could probably rap as hard as Calli if she really wanted to

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297704
You might be gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297641
Was already planning on a more trap like design and I can sing better than every other holostar put together. I've got this in the bag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29296886
jesas, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

Someone tell her to put the base of the branches 2 high so people can walk under it instead of detouring half a mile around it

[Anonymous No.]

I just woke up. Is Gura making a Christmas tree? If so that's adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297665
>When Mori logs in
Kiara, just accept that Mori doesn't want to play this

[Anonymous No.]

>YEAAAAH THAT LOOKS LIKE GARBAGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297704
That's how it starts

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297708
They havent found a jungle

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297060
My guess is that she would be:
>she streams on christmas
>she's hanging out with Kiara (kiara won't try to set her up with a guy, because she knows Mori's too retarded to keep it secret)
>is either doing freelance shit, or is playing unpermissioned games in her free time because "Deadbeats would rather be with their families instead of watching little old me."

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297482
*pisses on you*
hows that for bad at video games you fucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297704
How does he do the voice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297713
Her best

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297308
Ame gave a fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297723
no

[Anonymous No.]

gura's minecraft gives me existential dread, jesus fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297672
That sounds hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297665
Has she played Minecraft solo even once?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297671
no, you decorate it as a family, is the dad the one that goes gets it from the store/forest

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297524
chimkin...

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GURA DOING

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297705
>>29297703
>>29297696
Gura found bamboo last stream...

[Anonymous No.]

I THINK GURAS BUILDING SUCKS

[Anonymous No.]

Just got home, Is gura making... a Christmas tree? What happened with her hat-house?

[Anonymous No.]

this tree already looks bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297751
MAKING A HAT HOUSE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297665
thankfully that'll be after christmas

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297524
based

[Anonymous No.]

Gura..... you can literally grow the tree the size you want...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297704
What the fuck is that voice...
Jap you need your testosterone rep

[Anonymous No.]

>Shes not leaving any room under the tree for presents

There is no way she is faking this, shes just legitimately retarded

[Anonymous No.]

What do you lads think Gura's IQ is?
I'm going to guess 80.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297562
Africa by Toto is a meme song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29297751
she's having fun, what the fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>didn't look up any guides
is she uhh... is she HERE?

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>>29297751
Making a 2x2 spruce tree the hard way.

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>>29297751
her best

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>>29297704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZBSzu7gsuc
anonchama... i'm sorry, but...

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chat is so mad at Gura, she's starting to feel overwhelmed

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That's not how trees work...

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>puttiong leaves at ground level
she does know that you're supposed to put stuff under the tree right?

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>>29297638
Doesn't look like Festival at all, she'll never have anyone play inside her like HoloJP server has.

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>>29297754
Back to the drawing board for that

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>>29297704
Faggot

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>>29297751
... something

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>>29297724
An attempt is being made.

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I LOOKED AWAY FOR 1 MINUTE WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING??????????

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>>29297754
adhd, please be patient

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>>29297573
>All her talk about not showering is really hot

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>>29297574
With all the money and exposure she's getting as an artist. She can wipe her tears with all the money of her commissions and sponsers, without even relying on faggy simps.
>Literal W-ina-r

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>>29297751
wood with trimmed bush

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>>29297368
She's already Comrade Ninomae and wants people to take what they need.

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Holy shit, Gura is an actual brainlet

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>>29297753
Shark is DUM, pls understand

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making a toilet brush

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>>29297704
As long as there's a hole there's a way.

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>>29297763
No, we're doing it manually

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>>29297704
https://youtu.be/gVjhqHqgKtY?t=63

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>>29297566
Miko was off sick for months and came back. It's probably something more involved than something you can come back from after having time off for recovery.

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OMG INA IS A GOOK? CANCEL ALL COLLAB WITH HER

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>>29297704
>he caught the big gay

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>>29297636
I thought the duck wasn't degenerate/mentally ill?

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uohh, uooooh...

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>>29297751
Having difficulty visualizing objects in three dimensional space, like most women.

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Is this an upside down tree or what

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Gura...

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>>29297338
Oji-sans worked him over too hard.

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She knows EXACTLY what she is doing

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>>29297751
Is getting cold, her shark brain is freezing...

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>>29297717
No, but it's weird they will never do a rap collab together because of HER past.

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>>29297751
all of us

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>>29297751
It's better than 3 hours for 1 door at least

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>>29297471
I knew he existed but I had no idea he was a Holo.

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>>29297816

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place your bets on the next project

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>>29297717
I am almost positive she doesnt because she doesnt want to outdo Mori in the one thing Mori actually has going for her. But her raps are fucking fire.

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I want to impregnate this fucking idiot shark

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>gura can't stop building big black penis shaped things
thoughts?

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This is their christmas tree, friends. Please enjoy it. Like all the ones people throw on the curb at new years.

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>>29297788
That's even cuter!

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>>29297465
It's rough to have to exit a job you presumably enjoy because of health concerns. Speaking of it certainly seems like a lot of Holos have health problems, Miko, Kanata, and Luna all seem to be falling apart.

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>>29297580
You figured it out Rip ina.

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Goo RUH

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>>29297526
A lot of people are having the experience that they may or may not have had when they were younger which is older nerds fawning over younger nerds (or younger nerds wanting to impress older nerds) for trying to speak knowledgeably about old shit.

I had a friend that was obsessed with the Chris Claremont run of X-men and constructed his identity around it despite it starting like a decade before he was born.

I remember trying to get interested in the older Ultima games despite most of them being made well before my time as well (a complete waste of time since no one gives a fuck about Ultima anymore, should have spent more time with TES).

I met people in their early 20s a couple years ago who wanted to talk to me about OG Macross and Ranma 1/2.

Gura is just doing the same shit, anon.

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Oh man another project to put on the fridge

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>>29297763
She's gonna realize this probably right after the stream, and talk about it tomorrow or whenever she streams next going "wow I was so dumb lol."

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Have any of the EN read That snowman Doujin

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>>29297816
uoh

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Gura...

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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

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>>29297778
Boner destroyed

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SHE QUITS

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lol holy fuck she's a mess

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GOAL HAS BEEN CHANGED AGAIN

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CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED

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SHE LEAVES AGAIN
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

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FOCUS ON ONE THING YOU STUPID SHARK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>29297307
Jesus christ anon, it's fucking monday, get a grip.

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>Abandoning the christmas tree

Gura.......

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and a new change of plans

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>we'll come back to that

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perfect

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Hat house...

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SHE CAN'T EVEN FOCUS ON ONE TASK!

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IT KEEPS HAPPENING

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>HAT HOUSE REVERSAL
AAAAAAAA

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What's she making now?

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This adhd shark...

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"Why do we need to know this teacher, we'll never use it in real life"

Only it's basic math concepts...

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We're going to be here for a while
>Going back to the hat
A long while

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>let's continue the hat house
ADHD...

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CHRISTMAS IS FUCKING CANCELLED

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>treelet

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>Treelet

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>treelet

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>treelet

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>switching projects again
Pffffft

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>Gives up on the tree
She fucking... she was at it for less than 15 minutes goddamn it

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treelets, when will they learn

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A

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im getting frustrated

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>>29297828
>>29297838
Actually they may rap together at some point. I remember someone asking Mori who she'd want to rap battle out of EN and she said Gura because she thinks Gura is a good rapper.

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This is hilarious

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>>29297850
Suck a cock treelet

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>Treelet

Ok that's a thing now.

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>>29297865
It's not a Gura stream until she gets sidetracked

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TREELET

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You're not a treelet, right anon?

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This stream is godlike trolling. I love it.

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>>29297838
Mori is also a good singer. There's no reason they couldn't do a collab for both.

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I LOVE THIS ADHD SHARK!

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Gooruh.... What about the tower of friendship....?

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GURAA

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GURA

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I AM FRUSTRATED

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Shark monger, This shark is too strong, I need weaker shark.

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Imagine being a fucking TREELET. Treechads where you at?

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FUCK CHRISTMAS

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>some people in chat actually salty gura didn0t do the 2x2 tree
so we have actual autsits, not just hypervole huh

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i love you, gura! merry christmas!

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>>29297376
Friend hard-carried my 13-4 runs until it was safe to auto, ring as soon as another double pack comes out.

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>treelet

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You're not a fucking treelet, are you!?