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Anonymous Sat Jul 11 15:28:29 2009 No.2925563 [Reply] [Original]

Inspired by how eating a burger can make you moe, I have decided to investigate the best burgers for that purpose. Last night I tried a Carl's Jr. Famous star. Bad burger control. The burger is much to thick so it makes it difficult to make moe munching motions. Also hard to maintain burger cupping motions since Carl's Jr. has 2 wrappers. So one hand must be sacrificed to peel back the 2nd wrapper thereby breaking dual handed cupping grip. Now Mcdonald's burgers are great for Arc styled eating. But stay away from Big Macs. Much too big like the Carl's Jr bugers. The smaller cheeseburgers and hamburgers have consistent burger control. No secondary wrapper so you can maintain double handed cupping grip throughout eating. Wendy's burgers falls into that category as well. But the best burger for Arc styled moe eating has to be the Whopper Jrs. Small and delicate, much like how a moe girl eating a burger should be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 15:29:29 2009 No.2925571 You couldn't handle a Famous Star? Tch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 15:30:29 2009 No.2925576 >>2925571 I have small asian hands and a dainty asian mouth. Half the time I was wiping my mouth on the famous star.

>>	紅美鈴 !!UZfQuE2c0TO Sat Jul 11 15:31:29 2009 No.2925581 I shall take your treatise on burger control to heart. Brb. Gonna get a whopper from the king.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 15:35:29 2009 No.2925607 What's with /jp/'s obsession over how Arcreid eats lately?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 15:35:29 2009 No.2925612 File: 22 KB, 458x462, jollibee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 15:36:29 2009 No.2925618 >>2925607 They keep imagining their dick instead of the hamburger

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 15:36:29 2009 No.2925619 Wouldn't the smaller burgers make it harder for you to put both of your hands at the bottom?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 15:38:29 2009 No.2925632 File: 122 KB, 607x439, Tsukihimemunchingburgers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2925618 Indeed, it makes me tingly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 15:40:29 2009 No.2925646 The ridiculousness of these posts makes me lol, as you intended.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 15:40:29 2009 No.2925647 >>2925618 That would be an awkward grip for a blowjob...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 15:41:29 2009 No.2925652 File: 46 KB, 500x434, 25674504_1cef6edf3c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All this burger talk is making me hungry

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 15:43:29 2009 No.2925656 >>2925652 In n' out burgers aren't very moe at all...they are all big and sloppy...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 15:43:29 2009 No.2925658 >>2925652 Terrible! There's no way to eat that burger in a moe way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 15:45:29 2009 No.2925668 translations of the missing 7 chapters where?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 15:45:29 2009 No.2925669 Fuck I'm hungry....the closest fast food place is 20 min walk away....and my sister took my car.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 15:50:29 2009 No.2925694 >>2925668 THIS?! I NEED TO KNOW IF HIS LOVE REACHES HER!

>>	the official /jp/ tripfriend !KVzOEaUpQc Sat Jul 11 15:50:29 2009 No.2925697 >>2925632 Geez, they shouldn't draw her with such eyes, she looks like some kind of heart crushing moe monster. I'll go have a burger now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 15:52:29 2009 No.2925703 >>2925632 >Tsukihimemunchingburgers.jpg >Tsukihime munching burgers のヮの

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 15:54:29 2009 No.2925714 Is it wrong to want to pet a girl eating like that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 15:57:29 2009 No.2925733 File: 5 KB, 217x163, jules-eating-hamburger-pulp-fiction.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "This IS a tasty burger."

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 15:58:29 2009 No.2925734 >>2925714 No.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 15:59:29 2009 No.2925736 >>2925714 Yes, because your hands are probably dirty. That would be inconsiderate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 16:02:29 2009 No.2925748 Tch. This silliness is infectious. Now I feel compelled to try and eat like this the next time I have a burger. Even if just for a moment.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 16:03:29 2009 No.2925755 Can someone explain what burger control is?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 16:05:29 2009 No.2925761 >>2925755 Eating without shit slipping.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 16:05:29 2009 No.2925763 If I have a daughter, I will force her to tilt her head from left to right as she eats and innocently stare at people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 16:06:29 2009 No.2925766 JP DO SOMETHING USEFUL AND GO TRANSLATE THE REMAINING 7 CHAPTERS

>>	Red !4Ruskia3xU Sat Jul 11 16:07:29 2009 No.2925773 >>2925755 Full traction around corners.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 16:20:29 2009 No.2925828 >>2925763 If you do this I will spontaneously HNNNNNNNNGH and pet your daughter should I encounter her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 16:22:29 2009 No.2925837 Women (whether they are 2D or 3D) eating hamburgers or food in general is disgusting. It only means that soon afterward they will be in the washroom. That disgusts me

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 16:25:29 2009 No.2925848 File: 334 KB, 512x382, 20081221113928.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] るー

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 16:26:29 2009 No.2925852 File: 87 KB, 480x360, s_haruhi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Posting hamburger in a hamburger thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 16:28:29 2009 No.2925857 >>2925852 Sage for viral marketing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 16:31:29 2009 No.2925866 Now I want to try this....damn you /jp/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 16:35:29 2009 No.2925890 >>2925852 >>2925857 It's like I'm really on /a/ (nearly) 3 years ago again!

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