＼(＾▽＾*)It begins! One man's trail to a new lifestyle! (*＾▽＾)／

[Anonymous No.]

I want to act like a Yakuza, /jp/!

I have to first perfect my Yakuza-dialect (kono-yarou!). How do I practice doing so?

[Anonymous No.]

Rape is the way of saying hello in Japan

[Anonymous No.]

Play all three Ryuu ga Gotoku games you shall become the king of the Yakuza.

[Anonymous No.]

Try raping your face with a screwdriver. When you hear the crunch, you're there.

[Anonymous No.]

Botox your mouth.

[/b/tard of /jp/ !FFFFFFkXDE No.]

"Yakuza (ヤクザ or やくざ , Yakuza?), also known as gokudō (極道), are members of traditional organized crime groups in Japan, and also known as the "ass-licker group". Today, the Yakuza are one of the largest crime organizations in the world. In Japan, there are some 84,700 known members of Yakuza. In Japanese legal terminology, yakuza organizations are referred to as bōryokudan, literally "ass-lickers", which Yakuza members consider an insult as it can be applied to any violent criminal. In Western press, Yakuza groups are often referred to as the "Japanese mafia"."

[Anonymous !Jones4ZrPA No.]

Act like a delinquent youth and you're already there.
Geez, Japanese criminals are pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2921675
just put ゴラァ！at the end of all your sentences and you're set.