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2920868 No.2920868 [Reply] [Original]

So I played my first touhou


HOLY FUCKING SHIT

BULLETS ARE EVERYWHERE AND I DUN SPEAK NIHONGONESE SO I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HOLY SHIT HOW AM I SUPPOSSED TO DODGE THIS OH GOD. AND THE BOSS IS LIKE GOD DAMN SON NO WHERE TO HIDE NO ONES RIDES FOR FREE KINDA SHIT DAYUM.

srsly though, why is it so popular?

>> No.2920875

There are translation patches.

>> No.2920876

>>2920868
*grabs dick*

>> No.2920877

Reported

>> No.2920882

Because NEETS and hikkis can aspire to be like ZUN.

>> No.2920904

>>2920877
fuck you

>>2920875

Link please? I have Huhiki

>> No.2920907

I have to make sure
which touhou did you play

>> No.2920912

I played Touhou game once, years ago. I died like a bitch a hundred of times and stopped playing.
I still have no idea what how people play it. I couldn't understand what was happening on the screen sometimes.

>> No.2920913

>>2920904
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Touhou_Wiki

They're somewhere in there.

>> No.2920916

>>2920868

Because doujinshi, waifus, IOSYS, yuri, dickgirls, pairings, roleplay, stories, offshoots, theorizations, analyzing, debate, discourse, waifus, 1CC'ing, delicious armpits, sluts, grannies, furries, and paddo janai.

That's why.

>> No.2920919

>>2920868
But, you just listed the reasons it is popular.

>> No.2920953

>>2920907

Some game called Touhou Bunkachou. I've been practicing for hours and can still barely make it through the seventh stage.

>> No.2920989

>>2920953
Oh god, poor you.
Download Touhou Yoyoumu Perfect Cherry Blossom.
Bunkachou might be a little hard for you now.

>> No.2921016

You just listed everything wrong with Touhou. Enjoy your youtube fandom.

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