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291738 No.291738 [Reply] [Original]

Hey, Anonymous, I have something important to tell you...

>> No.291744

You can tell me after we fuck.

>> No.291747

No, I'm not the father

>> No.291750

Do want eggs?

>> No.291751

Super, I don't care

>> No.291752
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>>291744
That's what I wanted to tell you.

We're not going to fuck

>> No.291749

You have a penis?

>> No.291775

I already know, and I love you too.

>> No.291774
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No, Anonymous, what I wanted to tell you is...

>> No.291777
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Sakuya-san, I am very busy guarding this gate right now. Whatever it is will have to wait for later. Please return to your duties.

>> No.291783

>>291774
LA LA LA NOT LISTENING TRA LA LA LA LA

>> No.291805
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>>291783
YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD.

>> No.291810
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291810

Ne, Sakuya! Oniichan told me you're made of candy! Can I have some!?

>> No.291813

> Sakuya-san, I am very busy guarding this gate right now.

Is this bizzaro world?

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>>291805

>> No.291820
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>>291738
Why are you wearing a pad?

>> No.291829

>>291820
SHUT UP
SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UP

>> No.291833

>>291820
OH GOD REMILIA WITH GLASSES

>> No.291839
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>>291829
.....so why are you wearing a pad?

>> No.291840

>>291820
oh god

>> No.291845

>>291820
Show me your Scarlet Devil, Remi.

>> No.291846
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>>291820
OH GOD

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>>291845
SUGOIIII

>> No.291854

You don't have to tell me Sakuya, I know you love me.

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>>291783
>TRA LA LA

>> No.291862
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yesss

>> No.291872
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>>291858
MMMM MY DING DING DONG

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Everyone, attack!

>> No.291878

>>291862
Is she groping her DFC?

AWESOME.

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>>291805

>> No.291884

>>291875
Dear god! Why the fuck is that in PNG format?

>> No.291883
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>>291845

>> No.291888

>>291851


Ojou-sama! Ojou-sama!

>> No.291889

We know about your pads

>> No.291895
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This is now a questionably worksafe Remi thread.

>> No.291901
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>> No.291903

>>291883
I'd stick my trick in Remilia's treat, if you know what I mean.

>> No.291908

>>291883

that shit picture completely wrecked the boner i got from the glasses one

>> No.291907
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>>291903
But it's not even Halloween yet...

>> No.291909
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Holy crap, when did I have such a Remi deficiency? I'm almost out

>> No.291910
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>>291883
WOHHHH SUGE SUGE

>> No.291911
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>> No.291914
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>>291884
Because I padded it o-
Because I found it like that.

>> No.291924

>>291875

somebody detext this plz...

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>> No.291930
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>> No.291933

>>291908
Are you gay or something?

>> No.291936
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>>291914
>>291875
Somewhat reminds me of Gurren Lagann vectoring.

>> No.291938
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>> No.291941

>>291933
Yes I fucking LOVE cock. Would you kindly shove your dick up my ass please?

>> No.291942
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>> No.291947

Is Sakuya anemic?

>> No.291949
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>> No.291948

>>291936

The first one reminds me more of Disgaea. Looks almost like a parody.

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>> No.291966
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>> No.291973

>>291960
Oh, ok. Carry on then sir.

>> No.291975

Tohou Disgaea. TOO MUCH CONCENTRATED AWESOME!

>> No.291960

>>291947

Patchy is asthmatic and anemic. Remi and Flan are vampires. Sakuya and China are completely healthy.

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>>291947
No. Why do you ask?

>> No.291987
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291987

Sakuya's pads.

>> No.291993

>>291979
Well, you'd think getting your blood sucked frequently would have some side effects...

>> No.291999
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>> No.292006

>>291936
First is Disgaea.
Second is more like Cowboy Bebop.

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ಠ_ಠ

>> No.292017

>>292006
>>291975
>>291948
Ah fuck you're right, it looked familiar but I couldn't put my finger on it.

>> No.292025

>>292009

I wish to be the Ojou-sama ;_;

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>>292058
>>292037
HHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG OH GOD MY NUTBLADDER

>> No.292075
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>>291993
I have no idea why you would even think that.
Anonymous, you sure are stupid sometimes. You idiot.

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>> No.292095

>>292075
You're so cute when you're acting tsuntsun, Sakuya.

>> No.292103

>>292053

Somebody needs to fucking translate this doujin already

Or I should start leaning jap and say DAMN YOU SLOWPOKES (although thank you for the hardowrk...) to the guys at gaku

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>>292074

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>>291960
Sakuya isn't healthy at all.

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I like doing Sakuya in the missionary position

>> No.292129

>>292120
OH GOD REMILIA STOP THAT FUUUCK
good lord that's disgusting...

>> No.292134

>>292116

I saw that coming the second I typed it.

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>> No.292140

>>292103
>>doujin

now you've caught my interest.

>> No.292148

>>292120
Wow, Remi, you're fucking sick.

>> No.292165
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>>292116
I never really liked you either, Reimu...

>> No.292170

>>292112
Sakuya looks kind of worried, like she just remembered she left the gas on, or something.

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>>292090
Zoom the camera out and see the pads!

>> No.292197

>>292140

untranslated, also really short and no action of any sort, more of a character relationship story

Saku Saku Tei - Midnight Sun

http://gensokyo.pestermom.com/Non-H/%5BSaku2-Tei%5D%20Midnight%20Sun.rar

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>> No.292224

>>292197

actually it might be a different one....but also by saku saku tei

they do the same damn sakuya/remilia pose like every doujin

Countstop Extended

http://gensokyo.pestermom.com/Non-H/%5BSaku-Saku%20Tei%5DCountstop%20Extended.rar

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>>292120
Speaking of...sex. I find it ironic that the most "romantic" sakuya/remilia story I read was a futa doujin...

>> No.292277
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>> No.292283

>>292276
Post the doujin please!

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>>292283

Get it at world of gensokyo

>> No.292333

>>292312
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU, SAKUYA?

>> No.292336
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292336

Holy shit lots of Reimus are attacking.

>> No.292338

>>292312

At first I'm like ah genocide kittan remilia....not bad

Then I'm like....oh muscular Sakuya..fuck this shit, not saving

>> No.292348

>>292336
If there's ever an RE style game staring Sakuya...

I would
1. try my fucking hardest to use knife only
2. try my fucking hardest to not get killed, i do not wish to disgrace her name ;_;

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But don't worry. I'm well equipped for this kind of situation.

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>>292338
Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm a huge fan of genocidekitten, personally.

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>> No.292450

>>292348
There needs to be a FPS with timestop. Like, you could stop time, aim your bullets, the start time again and they all go off at once.

>> No.292469

>>292450
F.E.A.R. or any of the other games with Slowtime or Time Stop

There's plenty, just look for em.

>> No.292477

>>292450

there are quite a few actually...

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>> No.292526

>>292487
Would you trust your penis to be safe in that mouth?

>> No.292531

>>292526

I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL.

BALLS

OF

STEEL

>> No.292533

>>292526

It's worth the try

>> No.292536

>>292531

So your balls are save. But what about your p0n0s?

>> No.292537

>>292526
It would probably still count as losing my virginity, so I'd go for it.

>> No.292538

>>292531

So your balls are safe. But what about your p0n0s?

>> No.292539

>>292526
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

>> No.292541

>>292531
COCK, ANONYMOUS. NOT BALLS. FOCUS.

>> No.292542

>>292531

but your not Duke Nuke'em

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>>292542

>> No.292555

>>292549

>duke-nukem-forever-1.jpg

;_;

>> No.292561

>>292549

Uh oh

Please don't rip my head off and shit down my neck.

>> No.292566

BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

>> No.292577

>>292541
Do I really ahve to explain that it takes balls of steel to be brave enough to put your cock in a man-eater's mouth?

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>>292526

Anon has his ways, as Sakuya knows quite well

>> No.292605

>>292585
>Anon has his ways

oh ho why not pretend

>> No.292632

>>292605
;_;

>> No.292701

>>292605
Anons life is made from pretend

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