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Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:07:42 2009 No.2916613 [Reply] [Original]

If my main reason of defense in court was "well, she's technically around 500 years old," will it hold up?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:08:42 2009 No.2916618 Still statutory; she's not mentally stable and cannot give legal consent. If Remilia presses charges, you're fucked.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:10:42 2009 No.2916628 The fact that you'd be a red smear on the walls of the SDM basement if she DIDN'T consent is probably a better argument.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:10:42 2009 No.2916629 File: 411 KB, 750x600, 1246503943431.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2916613 I'm surprised that you can even walk away unscathed after going near this monster.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:11:42 2009 No.2916640 This thread is now about how arousing Flandre is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:13:42 2009 No.2916644 File: 271 KB, 600x500, 1235875714689.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2916629 She's not a monster! ..She's my imouto!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:17:42 2009 No.2916666 File: 196 KB, 650x684, 1246361313327.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Monster upgraded.

Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:19:42 2009 No.2916677

Flandre sitting on your lap like this, the gentle rays of the slowly setting sun lighting up the side of her face, the flowers in her hair, the way she radiates warmth, the smell of her so close to you. It's all too much.

Something snaps inside your head. The floodgate has fallen.

"I mean ... I mean I'm already at my limit Flan." You say.
She cocks her head at you frowning.
"Wanna do it?" You ask.
"Do what?" She looks so innocent.
You take her face in your hands and lean towards her. Her cheeks are so soft, her eyes so bewildered as you bring your lips to hers.
You kiss her once, gently, only a fleeting brush. But it's enough to let her know your intentions.
"Oh." She looks down, blushing. "That."
She doesn't move but neither does she push your hands away from her face.

You move one hand, stroking the line of her cheekbone, then down her exposed neck. She closes her eyes and sighs. Her skin is so unspeakably soft. You bring your hand further down, stroking her collarbone with your thumb.
"Ah ... be ..."
"What is it?" You ask, slipping your other hand around her waist, pulling her towards you and savoring the feeling of her hip against the palm of your hand as you slip it through the waistband of her skirt.
She yelps.
"I! Ah!"
"It's okay Flan." You whisper quietly. It really is okay, she's not just some plaything to be used and thrown away. She's Flandre Scarlet, the most perfect being you've ever laid eyes on.
"N-no." She's bright red. "I d-don't, I mean I-I haven't done anything like this before, please, b-be gentle with me."

Anything for you Flandre, anything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:19:42 2009 No.2916679 File: 1.33 MB, 512x382, FlanSuit.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2916613 If you stick to it it might get you off. It's the same as pleading insanity. Then you can spend the rest of your life in a padded 'Gensokyo.'

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:20:42 2009 No.2916685 If an FBI come tome my home and see this pic Will OP's excuse work?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:21:42 2009 No.2916699 >>2916677 500 years old and never get laid Yeah, right

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:21:42 2009 No.2916701 I just fapped two hours ago, don't make me do it again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:22:42 2009 No.2916706 >>2916699 >locked in the basement

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:27:42 2009 No.2916731 File: 129 KB, 534x676, 1526016.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2916701

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:28:42 2009 No.2916741 File: 248 KB, 648x928, 1586150.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:29:42 2009 No.2916751 File: 367 KB, 1075x1519, 1208011484748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:30:42 2009 No.2916755 File: 246 KB, 503x700, 1241325960752.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mmm...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:32:42 2009 No.2916767 File: 558 KB, 958x719, 1244344851573.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Desserts ready.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:32:42 2009 No.2916770 File: 4 KB, 320x240, 1234176892659.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2916677

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:32:42 2009 No.2916768 File: 241 KB, 711x800, b3a57941bc2e491f51fe449cbdfd9ac3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:34:42 2009 No.2916782 If I'm on the jury you'll walk anon. You can clearly see her "come fuck me" eyes. You are not to blame.

>>	Comrade General Fri Jul 10 07:34:42 2009 No.2916786 File: 78 KB, 877x843, padojanai.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flandurrrrr

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:38:42 2009 No.2916805 Fapping.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:40:42 2009 No.2916809 File: 168 KB, 750x1000, f2b05d844658508ac945ff9c80d1a85b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:40:42 2009 No.2916811 File: 290 KB, 600x600, 1221081658562.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Scariest

>>	Trollkastel !!YSTYW7Om7uL Fri Jul 10 07:49:42 2009 No.2916839 File: 86 KB, 505x480, ber_fukigena1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2916613

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:56:42 2009 No.2916858 File: 264 KB, 800x600, 1243820308073.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is Flan-chan so sexy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:59:42 2009 No.2916872 >>2916858 Ew, what are those disgusting things doing on my Flan's chest?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 08:01:42 2009 No.2916880 File: 166 KB, 850x1125, 1245596154651.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 08:02:42 2009 No.2916884 >>2916872 They appear to be 'taking it easy'

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 08:03:42 2009 No.2916889 She has the body of a 9 year old, you pedos.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 08:05:42 2009 No.2916894 >>2916889 Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 08:05:42 2009 No.2916896 >>2916858 because you're a fucking pedophile

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 08:08:42 2009 No.2916903 >>2916889 >>2916896 Only sickos like grown up women.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 08:09:42 2009 No.2916909 >>2916889 I want to be a little girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 08:12:42 2009 No.2916923 File: 505 KB, 480x640, 1246800836314.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2916909 Of course you do.

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Fri Jul 10 08:13:42 2009 No.2916933 >>2916909 So you're not interested in fucking little girls?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 08:13:42 2009 No.2916936 File: 873 KB, 1986x2236, 1241679571111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 08:15:42 2009 No.2916942 >>2916933 No. i want to be a little girl so that i can get molested by older guys Or to molest other little girls

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 08:15:42 2009 No.2916948 >>2916933 I am conflicted. I'm not sure if I would rather be the little girl or have a little girl as a waifu.

>>	BOOF !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Fri Jul 10 08:19:42 2009 No.2916967 its like you guys where never even gone

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 08:22:42 2009 No.2916984 More Flandre pictures are required.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 08:24:42 2009 No.2916995 >>2916936 NOM NOM NOM

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 08:27:42 2009 No.2917012 File: 70 KB, 576x860, Touhou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 2 for 1 special?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 08:27:42 2009 No.2917015 File: 171 KB, 1150x810, 6dc435c6a50bbaad514b8b1c721a1443.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 08:30:42 2009 No.2917030 >>2916889 that's purely fan artist interpretation. >>2916706 this is probably the reason she is insane/mind hasn't developed

>>	Comrade General Fri Jul 10 08:31:42 2009 No.2917036 File: 74 KB, 756x730, ASSault.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 08:36:42 2009 No.2917055 >>2917030 >that's purely fan artist interpretation. ZUN art depicts her as a loli too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 08:37:42 2009 No.2917059 File: 229 KB, 1063x1518, 008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2917036 Oh, so now you're posting the littler sister, eh? Don't worry she's been "taken care of" too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 08:39:42 2009 No.2917066 >>2917055 ZUN quality art would depict his own mother as a loli

Anonymous Fri Jul 10 08:41:42 2009 No.2917079

http://pinoypsp.com/index.php?action=printpage;topic=208979.0

.The Philippines has moved to ban all loli porn, or “hentai” in its wording; a Congressional statement then describes “hentai” as “the Japanese pornographic cartoon that depicts children in explicit sexual activity.”

>“hentai” as “the Japanese pornographic cartoon that depicts children in explicit sexual activity.

>>	Comrade General Fri Jul 10 08:42:42 2009 No.2917081 File: 36 KB, 500x500, remistare.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2917059 I have had it with these motherfucking manbearpigs on my motherfucking Remi!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 08:42:42 2009 No.2917082 >>2917066 Well hey, she's still a loli either way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 08:43:42 2009 No.2917085 >>2917066 >with a funny hat

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 08:46:42 2009 No.2917098 ZUN sures does loves his loli

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 08:47:42 2009 No.2917100 >>2917098 One of us.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 09:27:42 2009 No.2917198 >>2917081 They're moblins. It'll end with Link running in, killing them, then smashing a pot and stealing remis hidden rupees.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 09:32:42 2009 No.2917212 >>2917198 OH LINK YOU CAD YOU. HERE HAVE SOME BOMBS.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 09:33:42 2009 No.2917219 can link kill servants?

>>	BOOF !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Fri Jul 10 09:34:42 2009 No.2917220 >>2917212 OH BOY!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 09:35:42 2009 No.2917228 >>2917219 Only ones with evil alignment. Master sword only good for fightin evil. Well. I suppose anyway. If it's wind waker link he'll fuck your shit up and toss a god damn boulder at you.

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