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If my main reason of defense in court was "well, she's technically around 500 years old," will it hold up?

>> No.2916618

Still statutory; she's not mentally stable and cannot give legal consent.

If Remilia presses charges, you're fucked.

>> No.2916628

The fact that you'd be a red smear on the walls of the SDM basement if she DIDN'T consent is probably a better argument.

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>>2916613
I'm surprised that you can even walk away unscathed after going near this monster.

>> No.2916640

This thread is now about how arousing Flandre is.

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>>2916629
She's not a monster!

..She's my imouto!

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Monster upgraded.

>> No.2916677

Flandre sitting on your lap like this, the gentle rays of the slowly setting sun lighting up the side of her face, the flowers in her hair, the way she radiates warmth, the smell of her so close to you. It's all too much.

Something snaps inside your head. The floodgate has fallen.

"I mean ... I mean I'm already at my limit Flan." You say.
She cocks her head at you frowning.
"Wanna do it?" You ask.
"Do what?" She looks so innocent.
You take her face in your hands and lean towards her. Her cheeks are so soft, her eyes so bewildered as you bring your lips to hers.
You kiss her once, gently, only a fleeting brush. But it's enough to let her know your intentions.
"Oh." She looks down, blushing. "That."
She doesn't move but neither does she push your hands away from her face.

You move one hand, stroking the line of her cheekbone, then down her exposed neck. She closes her eyes and sighs. Her skin is so unspeakably soft. You bring your hand further down, stroking her collarbone with your thumb.
"Ah ... be ..."
"What is it?" You ask, slipping your other hand around her waist, pulling her towards you and savoring the feeling of her hip against the palm of your hand as you slip it through the waistband of her skirt.
She yelps.
"I! Ah!"
"It's okay Flan." You whisper quietly. It really is okay, she's not just some plaything to be used and thrown away. She's Flandre Scarlet, the most perfect being you've ever laid eyes on.
"N-no." She's bright red. "I d-don't, I mean I-I haven't done anything like this before, please, b-be gentle with me."

Anything for you Flandre, anything.

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>>2916613
If you stick to it it might get you off.
It's the same as pleading insanity.
Then you can spend the rest of your life in a padded 'Gensokyo.'

>> No.2916685

If an FBI come tome my home and see this pic
Will OP's excuse work?

>> No.2916699

>>2916677
500 years old and never get laid
Yeah, right

>> No.2916701

I just fapped two hours ago, don't make me do it again.

>> No.2916706

>>2916699
>locked in the basement

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Mmm...

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Desserts ready.

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>>2916677

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>> No.2916782

If I'm on the jury you'll walk anon. You can clearly see her "come fuck me" eyes. You are not to blame.

>> No.2916786
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Flandurrrrr

>> No.2916805

Fapping.

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The Scariest

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>>2916613

>> No.2916858
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Why is Flan-chan so sexy?

>> No.2916872

>>2916858
Ew, what are those disgusting things doing on my Flan's chest?

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>> No.2916884

>>2916872
They appear to be 'taking it easy'

>> No.2916889

She has the body of a 9 year old, you pedos.

>> No.2916894

>>2916889
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

>> No.2916896

>>2916858

because you're a fucking pedophile

>> No.2916903

>>2916889
>>2916896
Only sickos like grown up women.

>> No.2916909

>>2916889
I want to be a little girl

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>>2916909
Of course you do.

>> No.2916933

>>2916909
So you're not interested in fucking little girls?

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>> No.2916942

>>2916933
No. i want to be a little girl so that i can get molested by older guys
Or to molest other little girls

>> No.2916948

>>2916933
I am conflicted. I'm not sure if I would rather be the little girl or have a little girl as a waifu.

>> No.2916967

its like you guys where never even gone

>> No.2916984

More Flandre pictures are required.

>> No.2916995

>>2916936
NOM NOM NOM

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2 for 1 special?

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>> No.2917030

>>2916889
that's purely fan artist interpretation.

>>2916706
this is probably the reason she is insane/mind hasn't developed

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>> No.2917055

>>2917030
>that's purely fan artist interpretation.

ZUN art depicts her as a loli too.

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>>2917036
Oh, so now you're posting the littler sister, eh? Don't worry she's been "taken care of" too.

>> No.2917066

>>2917055
ZUN quality art would depict his own mother as a loli

>> No.2917079

http://pinoypsp.com/index.php?action=printpage;topic=208979.0

.The Philippines has moved to ban all loli porn, or “hentai” in its wording; a Congressional statement then describes “hentai” as “the Japanese pornographic cartoon that depicts children in explicit sexual activity.”

>“hentai” as “the Japanese pornographic cartoon that depicts children in explicit sexual activity.

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>>2917059
I have had it with these motherfucking manbearpigs on my motherfucking Remi!

>> No.2917082

>>2917066
Well hey, she's still a loli either way.

>> No.2917085

>>2917066
>with a funny hat

>> No.2917098

ZUN sures does loves his loli

>> No.2917100

>>2917098
One of us.

>> No.2917198

>>2917081
They're moblins.

It'll end with Link running in, killing them, then smashing a pot and stealing remis hidden rupees.

>> No.2917212

>>2917198
OH LINK

YOU CAD YOU.

HERE HAVE SOME BOMBS.

>> No.2917219

can link kill servants?

>> No.2917220

>>2917212
OH BOY!

>> No.2917228

>>2917219
Only ones with evil alignment.

Master sword only good for fightin evil.

Well. I suppose anyway. If it's wind waker link he'll fuck your shit up and toss a god damn boulder at you.

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