hololive global

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>Gura is the best singer in all of hololi-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbu-GIJ0qf8&feature=youtu.be&t=4657

Kneel cumsharts

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>>29099414
Don't worry anon, she's fusing back together after Haato and Haachama will do the fusion dance on stream

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>can post kiara
cool

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https://streamable.com/bvfvun

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>>29099356
highest non scream?

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poi

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Who did it better?
https://files.catbox.moe/1bomf6.ogg
https://files.catbox.moe/25m9hq.ogg

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https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=9485
Has anybody done a clip of this particular moment in the last gurame collab? The comedic timing and how they look at each other with their models was just bang on.

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Deabeats are the superior race!

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Is there any Hololive JP that has sung in English other than Hachama and Coco? I want to listen to them.

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>My tablet drivers are busted again
I'm going to shit myself

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>all these Slayer bros in the fgc surveypost
y'all niggas alright. who you moving to for strive tho

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>>29099446
I kneel..it's over chumbuds

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>>29099439
Gura is for (_______________________)

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It's Friday, gentlemen. You know what that means, right? Polka's weekly shower. Enjoy her stench while you still can.

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>>29099387
Japanese phonemes are largely a subset of english phonemes.

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>>29099460
>blocks your path

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I FUCKING LOVE MORI!

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I love this chicken.

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>>29099468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbu-GIJ0qf8&feature=youtu.be&t=4657

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpNuSNahh7w

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What did mori mean by this?
https://files.catbox.moe/0x2qi0.mp3

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do you guys think gurame is real?

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How was the rice farming game stream?

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Am I the only one who thinks shark actually has a really good singing voice? I've heard a lot of vtubers, Hololives, etc., but most of their singing voices annoying the hell out of me. Her voice is so good she could legitimately release an album and sell a 100,000 copies, maybe even a million, very easily. I don't even watch Gawr Gura or any Hololives that often, but I tuned in to her karaoke and was surprised how good her tones and rhythm were.

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Ecchichama

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>>29099474
Marriage, love, impregnation

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>>29099486
I am also somewhat infatuated by this chicken.

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Gura's teeth...

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>>29099484
>>29099486
#TAKAMORI

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>>29099496
very comfy and cute but kiara was cuter

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I've fallen off this place for like the past two weeks, and while I don't really miss it since I've been occupying my time with other things, I am sad my folder of cute holos has stopped growing

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>>29099483
Why is Venom emerging from that tennis ball to beat up Risu?

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>>29099474
Ame

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>>29099241
Her big iron cover was objectively meh so idk where you're getting this "zero mistakes" idea from

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>>29099487
LOL. This is unironically my favourite version now. How about some suisei clips any english songs?

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>カメラ
Does this mean all the girls are one click away from showing their face in the app?

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I usually don't like watching online multiplayer FPS streams but Botan is actually a fun watch.

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>>29097628
hey, ordered a few right away
keep them coming

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https://holo.poi.cat/stream/WnHaQOhuj_s

>Average Viewers
>>97,008
>Maximum Viewers
>>119,493

Not even 120K. That's what you get for not killing everyone in the room with Cups as the encore.

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>>29099477
This makes me wish I saved at least one of those idiotic sniffing wojaks.

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>>29099496
>Welcome to the rice fields!

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>>29099498
>Am I the only one who thinks shark actually has a really good singing voice?
Anon I know you know you're not the only one and are just baiting for replies.

Yes she's fucking amazing, but don't post disingenuously like this.

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>>29099447
Are there any other teenage perverts other than Haachama? As far as I know, all the other horndogs are in their 30s.

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What are some of the paypigs to keep an eye on when a one of the holos streams? I know Mori has shitton of canadians

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>>29099481
It’s a lot lot lot easier for english speakers to pronounce Jap than vice versa

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did anyone clip a kiss from a rose?

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>>29099518
the live2ds work by facial recognition scanning or some shit and not cameras. the cameras shouldn't be on at all or ready.

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Bros. It was funny at the time but now I'm thirsty for a real Mori GFE. I'm so lonely

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>>29099502
I want to fuck a mentally retarded girl!

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>>29099468
Korone sang Material Girl

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>>29099459
I'm still waiting on that emergency ketchup coupon.

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>>29099504
Based.

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:3 Remember to hydrate like Ina! We can't be takodachi if you're dead! :3 :3
This is your last warning before further action

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So for the singan analysis anons in the last thread, could Gura do a Floor version Ghost Love Score with some training behind her?

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>>29099532
Anon, every teen is horny; some are just openly degenerate while others are wondering why does peepee tingle

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Is there a holo that could sing Barbie Girl better than Hachama?
Remember that person doing the singing also matters, not only their skill

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>>29099518
Cover couldn't possibly be that stupid...

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>>29099533
How does she do it?

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>>29099375
You need meds, I'm just saying why most people hate Kiara and you called me Antis..
Why chickenfags like this?

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>>29099516
Missing lyrics isn't a vocal mistake. It's something super easily corrected with memorization.

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>>29099549
You're not my dad, faggot.

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>New Polkas hot off the presses
Anon who's that girl your with?

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>>29099556
Anonchama...

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>>29099524
Seething deadbrap, your oshi will never get even half as many viewers.

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>>29099524
The numbers are insane already. I think ride on time was pretty poetic

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>>29099542
Look forward to the second date!

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So what's the deal with this?
The twitter link goes to her twitter account.

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>>29099495
It's the realest thing we have next to okakoro.

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>>29099446
>Sharkmeido is this upset over a joke concerning his oshi that he deleted my post
Fag

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>>29099542
Same

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>>29099567
OH FUCK SHE SAW ME LOOKING AT ANOTHER GIRL

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Saturdaychads WW@?!

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>>29099518
The app doesn't use cameras, if it did, we would've seen their faces a long long time ago if there were technical difficulties (which is always)

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>>29099498
Dude this is the opinion of 99% of people outside of this messaging board. Just go to every social media medium or her clips.
I still think she need a little more practice though. Her voice is a 20/10 though and probably why she is so popular.

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>>29099518
Didn't it happen to Towa but only because she was using her webcam for the motion capture rather than the recommended way with iphone which takes movement data only for whatever reason?

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>>29099495
it's undeniable they have a special connection.

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>>29099560
that guy is retarded. kiara does have reasons to dislike her, but she also has dedicated antis that specifically come online just to watch her streams and wait for a reason to hate her to come up.
very sad.

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>>29099532
None of them are actually perverts, it's just an act for the camera. The only exception Id's say is Matsuri, and that is because she is seriously mentally ill.

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>>29099578
Possible yab?

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Cover, EN merch onegai...

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>>29099538
Thanks, I've been drinking and it's harder for me not to be a prick.

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>>29099578
Either fake, or if real its just an alternate thing incase youtube dies or they get banned, or for collabs or special streams youtube wont allow

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サメちゃんちょっとやばくね?wwwwww

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>>29099578
really doubt she made that

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>>29099544
poggers daddy

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Dead hour is really dead.
It was kinda fun seeing thread going 280 posts per minute

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>>29099578
>The twitter link goes to her twitter account.

It's fake I could link obama on my twitch and it wouldn't make me him

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>>29099360
I want Botan to calmly and industriously jerk me off onto Polka's face, and quietly say "Poi" when I cum in her eye

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>>29099368
>Her stream tonight.
how is that a source about what people are saying?

>Wrong see >>29099241
Oh yeah, you're definitely a credible source, chumbud.

>>29099390
>As opposed to the opinion of some literal who crabfaggot on an internet forum who's totally absolutely being objective trust me.
More objective than chumbuds for sure. Some are saying her version of plastic love is better than the studio version and that no one can point out mistakes in her singing, which is full on delusional. All I'm saying is that she's just good, not mindblowing.

>>29099357
>Yea? Who do you think will watch people sing? Their fans lmao. And their all saying she's wonderful cope more buddy.
Are you a retard? We were talking about if she's good enough for broadway, something only her fans are saying.

>>29099377
>Cope buddy. The audience is the people and they have said they would watch her more than any other holo members.
That doesn't mean she has the most range, which what the post you were replying to said, what the fuck are you on. How is this coping? Why are you so fucking dumb and obnoxious, are you a falseflagger? By your metric Miko has more range because her stream had more viewers, which is an incredibly dumb statement.

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>>29099473
Why was it deleted? It was so beautiful...

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>>29099542
We all have impossible dreams anon. But, a some point, you have to face reality and accept that you'll be alone forever.

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>>29099619
That sound like something Obama would say

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>>29099457
The weak and shy HER vs the strong and confident Gura.

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>>29099541
>>29099591
Even if that's the case, why the hell is there a camera option? It's a toggle, so it's purely an on/ off or show/hide feature

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>>29099531
>>29099592
>Am I the only one
Baiting a "no"
>I've heard a lot of vtubers, Hololives, etc., but most of their singing voices annoying the hell out of me
Bashing others in a tribal way
>sell a 100,000 copies, maybe even a million, very easily
exaggerating a case

Anon it's 4chan, when you see things like these you just naturally start to assume the post is falseflagging to get people to be annoyed with gura fans. "why are chumbuds like this" type of reactions

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>>29099481
>>29099538
This, I'm a diehard chumbuddy and Gura earned that recognition for her singing, but being fair to the JPs it is indeed easier for English speakers to pronounce most sounds in Japanese correctly than vice versa.

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Took me quite awhile to figure out how to use youtube-dl, download a 1080p and audio, and merge it on ffmpeg fpr the unarchive karaoke. Fucking hell.

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>>29099545
Damn she cute. More jp other than hachama should sing in english. Are they embarassed of their thick accent or somethign?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4vIw_NqFcc

Get in here, good shit coming up in 10 minutes.
EN DEAD HOURS ARE OVER

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>>29099630
What was it??

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>>29099622
High tier fantasy.

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>>29099604
>Tamaonsen
Based HoloStarsEN(JP) bro

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>>29099649
But just think of all the help you can be to hlgg now!

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>>29099622
You have a beautiful imagination. Thank you for this post.

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>>29099627
>and that no one can point out mistakes in her singing, which is full on delusional
Okay timestamp a mistake right now. Of singing, not missed lyrics. Show me a vocal inaccuracy. Show me a strained note, anything.

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>>29099652
HAATO IS BACK????

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>all of these posts replying to stuff from last thread

let it go retards

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Sad, no chicken for a day.
I will draw Gura next
I think I might need to change my artstyle

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why the fuck does esls fucking use fuck all the fucking time?

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>>29099627
have you listened to any broadway singers singing live? i don't mean a studio "original cast recording". she exceeds the broadway standard.

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>>29099635
Yea with that attitude you will lol

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>>29099567
It was just a shark documentary on NatGeo while I was playing New Vegas, honey. I swear!

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Bros I was cheering on Gura singing in the live chat box but it never appeared on the screen. How does this happen?

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>>29099652
Do you think Haato is a fan of Ilya Repin's work?

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>>29099649
just look up a youtube tutorial
you weren't learning from the archive were you?

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Another day, another time to post that I love polka so much

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>>29099622

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>>29099649
I respect your efforts.

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>>29099652
I'm gonna gosling!

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>>29099457
Sometimes I wonder which of the two is closer to her true self. It's difficult to come to a conclusion.

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>>29099690
you probably had top chat selected, so yes

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>>29099652
hopefully she will end the haachama cringe and stop acting retarded all the time

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I hope kiara's next song will use her real voice like her older one

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>the year is 2024
>Hololive EN Gen 5 just debuted with the experimental Holostars EN Gen 4 (FPV live mocap testing group)
>Team Fortress 3 has finally released their skin for AR lasertag and all the ENs are getting together for a huge bracketed 6V6 tournament
>Stream starts with a highly produced WWE style intro video with Jerma as the announcer
>All the holos are getting set up with specialized gear to match their avatar, Ina gets robot tentacle backpack, Watson gets X ray magnifying glass scope, Baxter gets wires for super jump, Theodore gets performance enhancing drugs, Bailey gets a bicycle, etc etc.
>The arena is massive, spanning an entire warehouse made to replicate Sawmill as closely as possible, enhanced with the AR it's like really being there
>As jerma winds down the opening spiel he gets to a "special mentions section" where he congratulates Gura on having her 3rd child, and gives a brief moment of silence to commemorate Kiara who sadly was arrested for sexual assault last year and died after getting AIDS and the japanese cold
>One of the new Gen5s asks their senpais why they never talk about Mori, none of them respond
>Linney from Gen2 tells them "It's better to find out for yourself."
>They put on their AR headset and wait for the countdown to start
>Somewhere in a backstage on Neo-broadway mori is injecting herself with a caffeine solution as her performance capture headset calibrates
>"Big ups, dude.." she mutters as the micro neodymium expression targets in her cheeks are magnetized to form her face into a different, cuter, slimmer shape
>Gura comments "her show is probably starting now" while W+M1 pyroing her boyfriend on the EN Gen 3 team
>The round finished and during the arena reset Jerma decides to cut to Mori's show to fill dead air
>It's the scene where her character has to perform her love song while dancing through the farmers market where they have an Easter egg that includes Gura's farm on a small sign in the background
> Even with the expression targeting you can tell the magnets are straining to maintain a smile on her face
>Linney hears a soft cry from the audience
>Kiara bursts out from the crowd, screaming at the director to let Mori rest as security guards struggle to apply a censorship stamp to her face
>Caretaker Ina puts her tentacles over the screen to cover it
>"Don't cry, she doesn't deserve it."

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>>29099690
Top chat filtering with literally over 100,000 people watching and potentially sending messages is how that happens

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>>29099457
HER version is very cute but this just makes it sound like Gura has improved significantly at singing since then. Is she playing a ukulele or is that just the BGM?

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>>29099622
This man is dangerously based.

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>>29099483
At least use a superior birb anon

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>>29099694
>tfw listening to her ASMR again for the twentieth time

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>>29099627
Posts ranges by note or stop @ing niggers

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>>29099704
cringe, haachama is based

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>>29099652
Oh crap I'm hyped.

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>listening to country roads (original version)
>all recommended videos are plastic love and city pop compilations

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>>29099682
You fucking might wanna fucking capitalize ESL because I thought you were having a fucking stroke.

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>>29099645
>exaggerating a case

How is it exaggerating? If anything, I'm underexaggerating. You really think the shark couldn't sell a million copies of an album with her singing songs?

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Well, /hlgg/, what did you think of these past few dead hours?

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>>29099681
either a video or mario cart today, time unknown

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>>29099690
only real fans get posted on the stream, you're not a fake fan are you?

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>>29099693
Yeah, I learned it from youtube tutorials.

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>>29099681
nice. chicken watchalong when

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>>29099570
Sounds like someones rent free in your head

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>>29099682
Coz they cant translate what they think to words fast wnough so they use fuck to fill the void and make themselves “sound” mor native

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>>29099707
meds

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>>29099561
It's not just the lyrics. On the part where the song goes

"no one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip", and on the equivalent part in all following verses, her voice consistently slips up. There's something about that series of notes she just can't handle.

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>>29099457
Definitely Gura.

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i feel like kiara doesn't want to collab with gura, is because she is sensitive to antis. the among us collab probably didn't change help this fact much either. a bunch of the schizo chumbuds attacked iofi and risu because they got gura killed alot. kiara is probably scared of those same schizos attacking her.
or maybe im the schizo

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>>29099732
I'll be real Jay, I was asleep

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>>29099487
Sorry Comet, Mikoti is the best holo singer now.

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>>29099649
what the fuck did you type? if you wait for bloop and run 'youtube-dl [URL]' with no other arguments it does all of that shit automatically.

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>>29099636
>>29099578

see it was quick to fake

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>>29099694
I'm going to say it. You don't want to hear this, but I have to tell the truth.

Polka is held back by her design

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>>29099718
Why is it so good?
It's almost become a routine for me now to put some Polka ASMR on when going to bed

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>>29099707
Everything was right until Team Fortress 3

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>>29099704
I love my retarded wife

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>>29099658
>>29099668
Years of ERP on Runescape have trained me well tfw might have ERPed with an underage Amelia at some point

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>>29099732
better than doxxnigger hours.

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>>29099694
Her only supremacy are the karaoke streams
One of best parts of holos but still

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>>29099652
>Akai Haato
who?

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>>29099567
Kiara.

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>>29099729
Shut up. Post cunny or Haachama.

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>>29099717
Did that rrat got impaled on a branch?

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>>29099681
at least this day will let chicken get the energy needed for her long streams

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>>29099627
Dude. Watch some broadway shows. She easily matches or surpasses them. Still think she needs work in some songs for sure, but she's real good in others.

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>>29099729
gura's singing is wonderful, but i think you might be underestimating how hard it is to sell a million copies of an album in 2020.

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>>29099763
I woulda payed 1m for a gf like that

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>>29099446
I'm crying

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>>29099759
Next you'll say she's too loud

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>>29099694
I kneel to the clown

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>>29099684
No, because I'm not american, I've only seen recordings, so I'd have to believe you in that case. But I've seen live shows here and I still think she's not at a pro level.

I'm not saying she's bad but holy shit you guys are being so obnoxious overrating this, it's like you've never heard someone singing before. Literally can't say anything other than how her voice is better than sex without getting 10 replies about how I'm wrong.

>>29099672
I'm not an autist, fuck off.

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Can you people stop being baited and triggered over people not enjoying things you like? I know it's dead hours but cmon.

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>>29099578
Why do people make fake profiles like this? I see it happen pretty often on other sites.

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>>29099785
Yea, it requires a lot of luck and support nowadays.
The market is extremely saturated

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>>29099442
Dam I'm looking pretty thin here.

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>>29099759
the clown outfit is the best part you turbo faggot
the skirt is kinda meh ill admit

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>>29099542
I've no idea how she plans on topping that first date desu

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>>29099789
Imagine that it is a bad thing

I want polka to scream at me when sex happens

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>>29099759
>clussy bad
>armpit bad
Polka's design only filters literal fags, like you.

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>>29099776
It's a bird called a shrike, they impale lizards and rodents onto spiky trees so it can tear em into pieces easier/store em for future eating

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>>29099750
Kiara already surpassed so many of her senpais. She needs to realise this because none of the senpais she passed are having a pityparty every other stream about their numbers.

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>>29099732
There have been worse. Yesterday morning, for example.

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>>29099785
Is that even a huge thing still? I thought everybody has moved on to digital sales.

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>>29099782
>Still think she needs work in some songs for sure, but she's real good in others.
Never denied that, check what I said.

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>>29099704
based, haachama is cringe

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>>29099705
How the fuck does top chat work anyway
You can actually send proper messages while being a member and they don't end up in the chat showing on the stream, but non-members spamming clap emotes or hearts do.

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>>29099748
Agreed. She has worked very hard between disappearing from the face of the Earth and reappearing as Gura.

Her streaming presentation style is much improved as well.

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>>29099745
She didn't miss the notes at all, she just hesitates on the words. You can tell she doesn't know the lyrics well.

[Anonymous No.]

Ina's previous femdom past is so interesting to me

https://streamable.com/q4on9y

I still cannot believe how much she's into pegging

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Haachasex!

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>>29099759
She is held back by her stiff-as-fuck L2D more like

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>>29099457
Jesus, what changed? Is this just confidence that comes with age? Or is she just playing a character?
I still don't know which one is the real voice.

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>>29099799
I'm not even saying I didn't like it, I just said I don't think it's as good as they think it is. This is even fucking worse than deadbraps and condomates at this point.

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>>29099705
>>29099709
Interesting. I've never really messed with the live chat settings. I went to another slower stream just to make sure something wasn't wrong and I showed up on those streams. I guess it makes sense if I was on top chat though. I certainly didn't see thousands of messages.
>>29099734
-Panic-

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>>29099823
the almightly algorithm

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HAACHAMA VS HAATO TIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4vIw_NqFcc

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>>29099814
i feel like its not numberfagging. she toned numberfagging down a lot since debut and even agreed to a rushia, marine, and hachama collab.

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>>29099813
jesas, that is fucking brutal.

[Anonymous No.]

Any torrent of Gura's karaoke stream? EUfag here so I missed it.

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>>29099798
>Literally can't say anything other than how her voice is better than sex without getting 10 replies about how I'm wrong.
Have you considered it's because you're wrong?

>I'm not an autist, fuck off.
Hahahaha, literally cannot post a single shred of proof.

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>>29099759
Remember for legal reasons, Polka's clown design was meant to prevent anons from falling into her deep hole of depression. Unfortunately Cover screwed up and it didn't work as planed.

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>this event will begin in few moments
did she fell asleep or what

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>>29099822
Haachama only works for sex

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>>29099729
4chan is full of contrarians. If you want to genuinely praise something, you do so with humility.
Anons who make threads on /v/ like CELESTE IS THE BEST INDIE GAME EVER or "what is the best 3D mario game and why is it sunshine?" are just asking for endless shitposting about their favorite game. Same goes for talking favorite anime on /a/ or whatever, the more loudly and daringly you give praise to something the more shit it's going to get. If you want to actually praise something do it with humility.

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>>29099801
You tell me. There's a Gura findom roleplay account on Twitter and one for Mori as well iirc.

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>>29099457
holy shit she is actually playing the ukulele in that cover

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>>29099798
Well. I've seen some she does match to them.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else actively avoid /hlgg/ during and right after Gura's karaoke streams?
The threads always turn into numberfagging and shitting on every other girl for no reason other than needing to prop Gura up even higher than she already is.

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>>29099477

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>>29099872

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[Anonymous No.]

I like how people are talking about selling kids in Mori's prestream chat

[Anonymous No.]

I have fallen hopelessly in love with a beautiful Korean-Canadian girl, who cosplays as a Lovecraftian squid on YouTube. Ina means everything to me. I know she a real person and that is what crushes me the most inside. I can no longer really see any other girl, real or otherwise, in the same way as Ina. I haven't fapped for about two weeks, porn just doesn't do it for me anymore. I wish I could watch all her streams over and over until I fall in a coma and dream about being with my precious Ina for the rest of my life. I don't leave my apartment often anyway so we would spend lots of time together. I would buy her sweets and we would draw together. We would go to a date to the cinema and when the movie was over I would hold her in my arms, like the ending to one of those old-timey romantic movies. She would only blush and her eyes would water a little from happiness, I would gently wipe the tears from the corners of her eyes and tell her "I love you just the way you are" and then I would kiss her lightly on the lips. On the way home, we'd take a walk through the park and maybe stop by a cafe for some hot chocolate. I don't even care about sex. I could spend the rest of my life with her and not even think about it once because I only care about making her happy.

[Anonymous No.]

When I jerk off to Botan pictures, I always cover my hand in Tiger Balm to get the optimal experience. I assume this is what a lioness or female tiger feels like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099498
Careful with the controversial opinions. You might get downvoted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099798
>not an autist.
>likes vtubers.
anon-chama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099874
it might be someone else, but let's not get into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099854
Some folks re upload it anyways, just search it in YouTube, most recent, you're done

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Dear god her voice

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no Haachaamaa is in smokermode again

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099852
Im a chickenfag anon. She still numberfags a bit. I know it must suck knowing you aren't as popular as your genmates but its something she is going to have to accept and the sooner she does it the better her mental health will be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099881
And yet you're here.

[Anonymous No.]

Its time.

[Anonymous No.]

I need some help understanding Haachama. Anyone else need subtitle to understand her english?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099881
It's just words on my monitor. I'm not even sure if there's a human behind your post.

[Anonymous No.]

>raspy voice
SHE COUGHT THE COOF?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099870
No shit. This place is a hidey-hole for contrarians for the sake of being contradictory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099862
>Have you considered it's because you're wrong?
Have you considered you're a retard?

>Hahahaha, literally cannot post a single shred of proof.
I just don't care enough, you niggers are saying she has the most range of any Holo without any "proof" either, and probably haven't watched anything other than EN either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099763
Game respect game.

[Anonymous No.]

Coofchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099760
It's called a addiction anon. It's too late for you now I'm afraid.. But don't worry Polka will make if all better.

[Anonymous No.]

im gonna say it. many of you might be offended but i have to say it.
i like the chicken

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099798
>insistently shitposting for threads and threads about how gura's not that good
>asked to provide one (1) single timestamped mistake
>REEEE I-I'M NOT AN AUTIST
Barracudachama absolutely fucking rekt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099916
Something about Skittles?
I'm fucking lost

[Anonymous No.]

Let's see how much the collab boosted her confidence in talking normal english.

[Anonymous No.]

>5 middle meddows

[Anonymous No.]

>I had a dream about mosquito, I put a mosquito in my pot, it wasn't mosquito it was like not sure it looks like a fly or mosquito

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099914
I came back for Mori's wine stream but turns out it was in an hour and now I'm here for Haachama

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099565
you don't want this to be you, tako
drink

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099845
Everyone becomes a highly sensitive of criticism and snow flaky after being part of a highly energized event with their favorite. Don't expect objectivity from any fanbase when it comes to chuubas after such events. I guess it wouldnt be fair to do so. Let people have their fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099924
no one is saying she has the widest range. that is a strawman you set up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099457
Gura's more refined and technically better.

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama causes a strange thing in my brain. I can't understand a fucking word she speaks of english but I just instinctively laugh at how fucking absurd she is in general with her blatant retardation, pretend or not. Haha, help.

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama's dying...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099937
Glad I'm not alone. Was starting to doubt my Eng abilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>I KNOOOOW THAAAT'S PLAAASTIC LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099916
Her English is fine
Think of it as practice for understanding songs or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099920
Contrarianism is a full fledged ideology. I have essay length thoughts on the subject.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099924
>I just don't care enough
>let me keep making post after post replying to multiple people how much I don't care
You got blown the fuck out sperg. Cope more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099707
This might be the most schizo post I’ve read so far

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099542
Drop an akasupa with no message. Mori will feel compelled to hunt you down to thank you for the donation and what your message was going to be. This is your opportunity to ask her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099946
>that is a strawman you set up
Anon if you're going to sperg at me please check the replies I was replying to holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is she doing now does Haachaamaa even vet questions

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that
>Gura has no personality
>saying "a" and "shaaaark" is not a substitute for a personality
>is carried entirely by her voice making pedos hard
>is garbage in collabs (gets distracted and does her own thing in minecraft, literally DOESN'T FUCKING TALK in the rest)
>psychotically OBSESSED with keeping her identity hidden which means she will forever stick to being a fake LARPer instead of a genuine person
>yet doesn't give a shit about keeping others identities hidden, literally calling Ame by her real name, hypocrite and selfish
>trash at minecraft, only plays kusoge otherwise
>overrated singing carried by her voice, reverb, and picking tutorial-level easy songs. Absolutely zero voice range, low energy, cucks out on singing loud enough to actually strain her vocal cords, swallowed notes multiple times in the few songs that weren't easymode
>is a zero effort jew, knows she'll get subs no matter what so she doesn't even bother streaming frequently
>paywalls slutty shit like ASMR and GFE karaoke behind membership, literal prostitute
>constantly overlaps with her co-workers to spite them
>doesn't bother calling veteran JP holos by honorifics
>selfish egomaniac who is the ONLY holoEN whose banner isn't the group of 5 but instead just herself

Reminder that
>sharkniggers are the main prepetrators of numberfagging, trinityfagging, "X has no talent" shitposting, tribalistfagging, and anti-posting against both EN and JP chuubas
>all of this gets protected by the biased newfag mod 'Sharkmeido'
>are literal fucking soulless NPC pedo coomers who only care about her because she's a loli
>are so fucking insecure about their talentless meme shark that their first thought is "OMG SHE'S MOGGING X!" and putting other holos down to prop up memeshark
>had a freakout meltdown over Gura getting raped in the second Among Us collab (100% her fault due to always walking alone + being garbage at deflecting suspicion) and proceeded to mob and harass other holos like Risu and Iofi because it was "their fault"
>"ADURRRDURRR LOLI LOLI LOLI CUNNY CUNNY LOLI UOOOOOHHH" - summary of sharkfucker "thought" and "discussion" (no really, there's nothing else)
>"NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN SHARKERINO NOT THE FLOOFIN LOLI CUNNY YOU CAN'T JUST SHIT ON HER, OGEY RRAT, SHARKMEIDOOO, GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)" - Response to every criticism

Reminder that
>sharkmeido is a biased powertripping faggot who only cares about shark and perhaps Ame among the ENs
>basically doesn't even browse /hlgg/ if she's not streaming
>LITERALLY AVATARFAGS
>criticizing the epic meme shark is a bannable offense, but making up schizo anti narratives about other girls is ok!
>refuses to give anyone but his epic meme shark a sticky, tried to damage control when people called him out >>27786392
>erroneously deleted an on-topic post because he was an ignorant newfag, everyone called him out and he went on a coping deletion rampage, until he finally realized that he was in the wrong and proceeded to FLEE like a bitch while the thread kept laughing at him >>27895299
>deletes gura dox in 0.001 nanoseconds but lets other girls dox stay up for hours if not indefinitely >>28484431

In conclusion, the epic meme shark is the cancer killing /hlgg/.
SAY THE LINE XD

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099711
She played the instrument herself.

[Anonymous No.]

If you use dumb fucking /v/ insult names for any of the fanbases you should fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>TONGUE TWISTER
SHES ABOUT TO SAY SHIEEET
RECORDCHADS GET ON IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099958
Our minds are simply insufficiently haachamachama

[Anonymous No.]

so I don't want to judge her whole career off his, cause she's a young girl and people are saying she wasn't always this dumb, but...

...is haachama legit mentally disabled?

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>>29099703
Maybe it's just the GFE talking, but she mentioned in her newer streams before she feels a lot more herself "streaming now". For what it's worth, I think she feels a ton of pressure but genuinely enjoys it. She's a ton more consistent in her streaming now than previously

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099759
I adore her design but you are right. I remember when gen 5 was debuting a bunch of people I know were filtered by her design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099978
Good

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099976
oh, so you don't even know what "range" means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099854
There always is now; take your pick: >>29094010

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>>29099852
While I admit that I dont watch the chicken often I think she's afraid of not belonging, Gura became the golden child of the group, Amelia is the toxic gamer gremlin, Ina is the artist and Mori is the musician. Pair that up with the fact that her numbers while not bad, are not as good as the rest of the girls in her own gen she's probably trying to find a safe place to settle down

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099978
shut the up

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099978
oge

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099984
seething condomate

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099934
Just remember once you go Chicken your not allowed to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099978
Tentacultist hands wrote this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099977
She said "don't send questions, send funny stuff" in her community post

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099944
The only people not being objective are gura antis trying to cope with her being this good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099845
There's a reason they are called chumflakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099799
redditors normally dont see any criticism, because it gets downvoted, here they suddenly see it, so they must respond.

[Anonymous No.]

Been to the gym, bought groceries for dinner, now it's time for Haachama to melt my brain with english.

[Anonymous No.]

Plastic love is stuck in my head
And it is the Gura version
But there is no studio version of it
Suffering....

[Anonymous No.]

>Mori acting cute and doing the pocky thing with the viewers
WHAT THE FUCK HNNNGGGGG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I MISSED IT LIVE FUCKKK HNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099884
T-This is true...?

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama no...
you'll ruin you gains

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099833
She consistently forgot the lyrics on the exact same part of every single verse? That's delusional.
Besides which, that's obviously not the problem. The problem is that she's having trouble hitting that one specific series of notes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099969
I don't care enough to rewatch it and make timestamps or meassure notes or whatever, yes. Replying is easy, I'm watching chuubas, unlike you who probably only watch Gura.
I think you don't understand what cope means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099893
I wish this bitch grow an ass heyooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100010
Chickenfag hands wrote this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100009
works for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099918
14 days straight with 0 cases in melbourne m8. Maybe she created a new strain of disease with her cooking last night...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099991
>japs are weird
>aussies are insane
guess what happens when either of them visit each other

[Anonymous No.]

Is Haachama doing accapella?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099978
Hahaha you are so fucking mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099916
>FAIB MELOMETOS
That's her saying five millimeters.... you know it's like, you know those shitty english translations youtube auto-captions do? Shitty youtube auto-caption english is basically how Haachama speaks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100017
I really need some covers or originals from Gura. I'm listening to Karaoke covers on repeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099999
>these numbers wasted on back-and-forth henpecking
Is this what /jp/ has become?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100007
>condomates
>chumsharts
>deadbraps
>jannies
Are Tentacultists so irrelevant they don't even have a shitter name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099785
And I think you're underestimating the THIRST people have. It's probably a good thing she isn't in singing though as she would be picked up by some jerk in Hollywood who would ruin her life, so she's way better off where she is now.

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>>29099718
I've listened to them all so many times, I need more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099902
you can clearly tell the singer is the one playing at 1:26-1:35 and at 2:11-2:23

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099978
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099470
>tablet drivers busted
I'm guessing you're new to this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100047
There's only 4 members in EN

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100046
number fags have ruined all meaning of numbers on /jp

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100031
Was it confirmed if she ate the chicken or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100020
>he wasn't there to see it live
>he didn't post in the thread while it was happening
You missed out, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>can't even say through

[Anonymous No.]

Stop falling for bait Chumflakes. Watchomg you get sensitive in a place known to fish for triggered reaction is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm losing my braincells from this

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099999
Alright I know you're just shitposting now because I fucking caught you on your reading reps.

Previous threads was full of retards claiming Gura mogs every other holo in range, if you didn't read it and think I'm making a strawman then that's on you, not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>29100000
>29099999

[Anonymous No.]

Who's playing the guitar on sorairo days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099991
>...is haachama legit mentally disabled?
I wouldn't go that far. I think she's already not the brightest girl and she's using most of her brain power on speaking a second language that she's not fluent in so she comes off as mentally disabled in these streams.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ePWDXSSBnQ&feature=share

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099978
rrat

[Anonymous No.]

Shit bros, I missed out on Gura's stream because of work. Was it really good? I saw it had over 100k viewers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100047
I dont know, why dont you guys make one up. Im sure one will stick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100047
Tentacultists are irrelevant because they have to be in the backstage manipulating everyone.
It's all part of their plan for absolute domination and control. Wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100024
>She consistently forgot the lyrics on the exact same part of every single verse?
Yes? It's the third line of a four line verse, that's always the hardest part to remember, for one thing.

For another, she easily hits notes both higher and lower than that segment so it's not a matter of her range, and it's below her passagio so it's not a matter of transitions, which means it objectively, logically cannot be a problem of voice, and the way she is delayed saying that line each time just makes it more clear it's a problem of memorizing the lyrics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100082
I know, fun isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100000
>>29099999

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100073
i feel ashamed to call myself a deadbeat... fuck.....

[Anonymous No.]

how many viewers did shark peak at during the stream?

[Anonymous No.]

her twntails are rigged like ears. i want to play peekaboo with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100089
gura.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/1ePWDXSSBnQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100030
Deadbeat. Fuck chickenfags too

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100094
Don't even sweat it, mack
https://youtu.be/MWuIqMbfmS4

[Anonymous No.]

>SNEEZ

[Anonymous No.]

I like how Mori's pretstream chat has devolved into a child trafficking business

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099630
Sharkmeido bias

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100094
I need that image edited with the Sonic カレーinstead

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099995
I love this polka image, she's so pretty and cute and sexy, and this image takes away the dopish element of her look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100094
Mediocre, she choked at singing Big Iron

[Anonymous No.]

>there is no akai haato I kill her

[Anonymous No.]

wtf haachaamaa killed akai haato

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100106
121k i think.

[Anonymous No.]

>I killed her

[Anonymous No.]

The hell are those questions

[Anonymous No.]

Akato bros....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100106
Almost 120k

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099604
Who would buy this? And how much money would those retards pay for such a pile of trash?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100030
Shizos hands wrote this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100094
someone will always take one for the team.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100116
I stand by what I said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100106
>119,493
https://holo.poi.cat/stream/WnHaQOhuj_s
Although I thought I saw it get to 120k

[Anonymous No.]

>THERES NO AKAI HAATO ANYMORE
>I KILL HER
WHAT DID SHE MEAN> NARRATIVE BROS?

[Anonymous No.]

Inspired by this anon >>29096962

Now with video and adjusted stereo
https://streamable.com/gcj0zc
alt link: https://youtu.be/4RPiVyiecqk

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100094
Stream was amazing, but the threads turned into discord chat, which was a shame.

[Anonymous No.]

Gentlemen, I like Ina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100114
why do the vocals sound so quiet

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099442
>>29099808
These are cute, CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100012
Literally no one has said she's not good, holy shit.

>>29099944
I guess you're right, anon, they're fucking delusional right now and I should let them to be.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099978
>>29100010
>>29100030
>>29100116
schizos wrote each one of these

[Anonymous No.]

>cute snicker

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100128
>>29100129
>>29100130
Has anyone tried calling an exorcist for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100122
More like Shartmeido

[Anonymous No.]

Sweaty Haachama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099841
It's been less than two years. I'd say a lot of practice, dropping the uwu voice, and even more practice.

[Anonymous No.]

Who the fuck is Akai Haato?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099654
You'll grow more obssessed with her just leave your curiosity at bay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099881
It wasn't nearly as bad this time, mostly because newfags learned not to reply to most obvious of baits, at least by most part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100094
the only objectively good are kiss from the rose, sorairo days, and that michael buble song
>>29100106
at least 119k

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100151
Imagine nibbling her ear.

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama... what the fuck...

[Anonymous No.]

She's just having a stroke on stream, thank you haachaamaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100125
I feel that, I love Polka's design but what makes me love her is the combination between her chaotic self and her clumsy look, it's like watching Drive in drugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100094
Not my oshi but I thought it was really fun. I think the first one felt more fun but she's more confident on today's karaoke which is nice to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100117
Oh shit, nevermind then!

>>29100123
I might do this. (after my lazy ass bothers to install photoshop again)

[Anonymous No.]

Go support Botan stop shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

Guys... I think she got an idea from this marshmallow...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100114
>>29100091
godammit watson

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/pol/290308521

Looks like Biden supporters have copped Gura as their own mascot.

[Anonymous No.]

SOMEONE TELL HER TO SAY CHUCK'S FUCK AND SUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100147
HACHAMACHAMA killed Akai Haato years ago, Haato's anons were too low IQ to notice. She now just wears her as a mask.

[Anonymous No.]

So, I've been thinking, how many companies do you think want to poach Gura by offering her better deals than what Cover currently pays her?
I'm talking about voice acting gigs from disney/crunchyroll etc
You think she would ditch hololive and pursue a bigger, stable, career?

[Anonymous No.]

jesus fuck, what esl wrote this question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100182
Sunday Morning for me. I didn't like kiss from the rose but thats probably because I never heard the song before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100047
I called them "tenta-autists" once

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100211
Fuck all those skinwalker theories about Kiara when HaachamaChama was one all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099502
Why is she so fuckable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100177
She's gone now. Now go buy Haachama's sweet sweat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100214
>You think she would ditch hololive and pursue a bigger, stable, career?
Absolutely, she doesn't give a single shit about hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100047
i wanted to say octopussies once but it sounded retarded when i typed it out

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100207
You have to go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100214
She was Se****a anon, if she wanted actually good job she would have it

[Anonymous No.]

watching Botan makes me want to get back into CoD. what is hololive doing to me

[Anonymous No.]

>what is the difference between sweet and sweat? same word isn't it
Haachama's sweet sweat

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100153
messed up balance in the stream. dont worry they will get it right on the next go.

[Anonymous No.]

Who writes these 'letters'? They're grammatically off, obviously not written by a native.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099881
There will always be bait. It's 4 chan. People thrive on triggered reactions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100151
I like her, she's very comfortable and friendly.

It's the most neutral girl in Holo En but she has her own charm

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100098
Except when she obviously has trouble remembering the lyrics elsewhere in the song her voice still sounds fine.
Conversely, even when she doesn't have a delay on that line it still sounds strained.
The simplest, most logical explanation that fits those facts is that it's because of the notes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099836
>Ina's previous femdom past is so interesting to me
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100114
Watson....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100241

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100217
haachama

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100233
Octopussy is also a James Bond movie, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe gura sang sunday morning, by velvet underground

[Anonymous No.]

Using hachama's sweat for lube!

[Anonymous No.]

>Pardun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100214
Wait till Disney or sony get into vtubing. They'll offer the brightest girls millions to represent them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100047
All the names stuck around because something happened in relation to them. Some major event with each respective chuuba. Just coming up with a name at random doesnt work. There has to be an event attached to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099759
>I am now imagining Polka in a casual outfit for ASMR and bookreading
IM CLOWMING

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100238
Looks shit desu. The game, not Botan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100148
Based, thank you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100232
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100214
Who knows. It's more comfy to stay at home and be dumb funny singing shark than to go pursue a career in a pretty cutthroat industry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100214
Don't know but I bet niji are regretting making their EN branch out of repurposed indian branch

[Anonymous No.]

wow that marshmellow paragraph was terribly written

[Anonymous No.]

Who said Haachama was pretending to be bad at english?

[Anonymous No.]

Pardun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100228
The chicken ones are just for fun. HACHAMA is the real deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099978
this

[Anonymous No.]

soundpogging pogchama in a pogchama thread

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I can feel my IQ slowly ticking down as I watxh
Haachama, pls...

[Anonymous No.]

>I love Scott
wtf bros who's Scott

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100273

[Anonymous No.]

I love Haachama's English

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100148
Beriberi naisu, sankyuu

[Anonymous No.]

Is every question going to be from a seanigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100297
literally me, get owned cunts

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100147
You see anon Akai Haato was suduced by the dark side of the hemisphere, Australia corrupted her and the girl known as Akai Haato ceased to be now only Haachama remains

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100273
I need it
I need it.
I need it
I NEED IT
I NEEEEEEED IT

Comfy polka

[Anonymous No.]

Ayyo ad anon.
I know some people complained about your lackluster purple ad. But the new brighter version is unironically murdering my eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100295
>watxh
its started

[Anonymous No.]

I think Haachama's english is degrading due to the sheer HAACHAMACHAMA energy. Is this also why Coco's english has been on a decline recently?

[Anonymous No.]

Bros haachaamaa is the human equivalent of a fucking Alexa enabled microwave how does a human brain function at this inconsistent a level

[Anonymous No.]

This it not Haachama real voice right. It sounds way too retarded to be natural.

[Anonymous No.]

okay. at this point i'm genuinely concerned, that she may actually be retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100254
Just listened to it again. She doesn't strain, but she does delay badly once and another time sing the words quietly because she's reading them off a screen and doesn't have them memorized.

In fact on this part https://youtu.be/MjxGn2UCX8w?t=63 she hits the notes beautifully but just stumbles over "vicious" because she gets the words wrong and corrects herself, saying "a vicious" first.

So no you got blown out.

[Anonymous No.]

New Ina poll

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100271
If Disney ever gets into vtubing they won't, they'd probably just use homegrown child actors that they have complete control over, why risk it when Gura might accidentally say something that harms their image?
That said you're fucking insane and vastly overestimating the popularity of what is ultimately an incredibly niche form of entertainment. Disney and Sony would never get into it because there's not enough money in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>All you fags are liking boys. I like boys too.
Uh, yabe

[Anonymous No.]

>Do you prefer
>Skirt or short pant? Skirt, because you can see the panties
>Long hair or short hair? Long hair, you can hide the chest, short hair can't hide the chest
>Bike or car? I like car, because there is space we can hide in the back
>Cat or dog? Dog is better.. Mmm...

YOU JUST KNOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099978
Lazy (You) farmer hands copypasted this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100343
Transistor is objectively the best Supergiant game

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100343
Time to cast my ultimately meaningless vote for Pyre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100207
Pedos what did you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100343
Bastion for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100126
>>29100182
>>29100193
Good to know bros, thanks for the opinions! Time to jump into the archives!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100356
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100356
Maybe Ina won't get filtered like Risu did

[Anonymous No.]

>Me or me?
https://youtu.be/OAVnOz7i-JA?t=18

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100272
The only yab Ina has had is being angry and ragequitting. That's not very memeable. Is she even capable of causing /hlgg/ to go into meltdown mode? She doesn't really do anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100271
Sony already have Nijisanji

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100356
>>29100363
>>29100369
The triality of man

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100145
Holy shit that is impressive
>>29100148
Thanks bro, great job

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100340
She lives down under. It was inevitable.

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE THIS BRATTY SHARK
I LOVE THIS DORKY DETECTIVE
I LOVE THIS CLUMSY CHICKEN
I LOVE THIS HARDWORKING REAPER
I LOVE THIS CUTE TAKO

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100182
>not plastic love
>not sunday morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100271
Holy shit. You are skipping to the end game, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099991
No, but english is clearly hard for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100273
That's absurd anon. Polka would never wear anything casual.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100343
Bastion is the only one of these that I know anything about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100337

[Anonymous No.]

At least Haachama has her R and L reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100148
Very cool anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099968
I DISAGREE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100343
>Ina is hooked on Supergiant games
She really can't get any more perfect also...

LET'S GO TRANSITOR

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100388
I don't think so Unitychad, this thread belongs to CHAOS

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100380
Even her ragequit was extremely subdued in comparison to how others have done it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100271
>wait till sony
what do you think Nijisanji is? Or hell, who do you think Kaguya Luna worked for before she cancelled her contract?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100408
Haachama needs no rep except HAACHAMACHAMA reps. Have you done your HAACHAMACHAMA reps anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>Haachama doesn't bathe

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100380
Inarratives are weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099758
I can't believe Obama is into vtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099542
I haven't checked it out myself yet, give me the rundown on the date deadbeats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100148
why is there not a download option on streamable sometimes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100343
I just realized i have bastion in steam, gotta have to finish it before she starts palying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100342
It's pretty obvious for Big Iron and Renai circulation she had to read the lyrics. At times she wasnt even singing and just reading the words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100401
HNNNNNNNG PLS YAGOO

[Anonymous No.]

do they even use english in international/exchange classes? her english is not that bad, but it's just....

[Anonymous No.]

We are watching Haachama right?

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe I'm just Tone Deaf but when Gura is singing songs she's confident in I do feel like she's That Good. I don't think she's like top 10 singers ever but I do think she's impressive. Her Renai Circulation was pretty meh though even if the whisper-singing made me chum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100401
This art looks like the artist is used to drawing fanart of toyosatomimi no miko

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100337
One day she'll forget she left the stream open and she'll sound like she has a PhD in English Literature

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100337
someone post the thank you clip

[Anonymous No.]

is it just me or does haachama actually fully understand these questions? did she translate them beforehand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100343
Honestly, I want her to play all of them but Bastion gets my vote. I'm prepared for Ina to audibly orgasm because of the narrator.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGrx2E-6gzM
>best song gura sang tonight. excellent vocal control. vibrato. allegio. risotto. tortellini. fantastic pitch regulation. fantastic tonation modulation.

[Anonymous No.]

>people still not knowing that Haachama is only pretending

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100441
We are experiencing Haaachaaamaaa

[Anonymous No.]

>Haachama sounds actually retarded
>I only find her sexier and sexier
Whats happening to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100356
Alright. My turn.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to impregnate Haachama and take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100380
thats not even a yab. compared to ame gremlin smashing her desk and breaking her switch her """rages""" are nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100318
Hold on anon. Dont be so fast to choke your chicken. Comfy Polka is waiting for you.

[Anonymous No.]

haachama's design is really cute. I really like her heart eyepatch

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrc5lv0O8yo

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100445
Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100464
Send that in Marshmallow

[Anonymous No.]

>Calli
>Ame
>Gura
>Coco
I'm seeing a pattern here. Americans from fly-over states ooze with soul

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama speaks better English than any of you speak Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100464
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100451
which part? her being retarded or her being fluent on english

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100446
She can read English decently well and express herself okay, it's listening to spoken English and conversing in English in real time that's hard for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100451
I was convinced it's all an act but the more I watch the less I'm certain. If it is an act she's a fucking amazing actor

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100415
No uses a mi esposa para tus post triviales
Gracias

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100380
There's one anon that flips his shit about Ina finishing parts of games offstream

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100356
Literally the opposite. It's still good, but the new mechanics it introduced after the more simplistic Bastion don't really gel super well and give the game an awkward pacing. It also has some baffling mechanics like removing your skills if you die, whereas Bastion and Hades just have a normal extra lives system without making the game arbitrarily harder and clunkier with each death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100356
He's right you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100464
Same except without the responsibility part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100451
>I was only pretending to be retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100450
I dont know what any of that means. Sunday morning sounds the best for me over everything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100478
Deadbeats???

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100450
OH BABY

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100445
the quality of her english is exactly the same in that clip she's just using her red-kun voice

[Anonymous No.]

>gura and ame literally stopped all twitter activity at the same time
>its been 4h+ and still not a single peep from ame at least, who is still usually active on twitter at this hour
im guessing theyre either:
a) still fucking
b) fucked each other to sleep
c) played a game together
d) watched a movie together
im thinking a is the most likely scenario

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100480
None of them is from a flyover state

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100380
The truth of the matter is that Ina is so inoffensive and modest that it's unlikely that she'll do ever do anything that matches the other girls, and her sub numbers are on the low end so you can't even hate her just to be a contrarian like you can Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100426
Must of those narrative didn't stick, i wonder if it's because she really does not have any major yabs or her low energy and calm personality do not bring many to come up with narratives.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGl5mh9ftz8

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100450
Miko started streaming, shark stopped .
She kneel for the true hololive main character
>go back

[Anonymous No.]

STOP POSTING CLOWNPUSSY

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e8uxNVFuVY

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine not having the IQ required to enjoy Haachama

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100442
Gura's technical skills are good but I do not get much enjoyment from her singing. Mori's singing resonates with me more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100450
Are you just putting a bunch of words or do they actually mean something?

[Anonymous No.]

You boys ready for the meltdown in 14ish hours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100504
they're in the t3 members watchalong

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100475
the grandma one

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100451
If this is an act Haachaamaa is the best performance artist the world has seen

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100450
We need an entire stream of nothing but Christmas songs.
Hell, Cover needs to gives us a bunch of official Christmas cover songs from Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100480
The absolute boredom and isolation causes them to develop their own entertainment

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100470
I'm officially dead, thank you Polka

いただきます

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100509
Bro stop speculating on HolostarsEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100514
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100506
This is true.

[Anonymous No.]

What is wrong with her?
I want to fuck her so much

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100490
You don't need to act if you are the character

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100523
the thread will meltdown even if its not posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100487
Both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100380
>She doesn't really do anything.
What a fucking bitch, not putting in any effort as an entertainer under the Hololive brand. She should graduate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100214
Do you not understand how contracts and exclusivity clauses work? The girls can't just walk away at any time. Cover has them for AT MINIMUM a full year, and if they're smart they've already started negotiating with Gura for longer after she hit 1Mil instead of waiting until her current contract is up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100492
I kind of just mentally file that into "forced, shoehorned drama directed at Ina that doesn't catch on for obvious reasons" along with the "Ina has repressed anger issues guys seriously!" shitposts. It's an attempt, but that's about all I can say of it.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbTizG5bFmA

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100504
b or c for me. obviously it started out as a

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100505
None of them are from California, New York, or Texas, so yes they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100494
That's the point of the game. Transistor is the anti-builtfag game. Constantly forcing you to be agile and reassesing what you can do, working with what you have rather than constantly leaning on proven strategies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100504
>he doesnt know about the tier 3 member watchalong with feet cam

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100547
Hi EnMa, can i impregnate HoloEn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100506
Truly peak comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100523
Bro what if Sydsnap Sydsnapped Mori's bra? I would just COOM EVERYWHERE MY GOODNESS ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100470
>no tail
RUINED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100545
She's been lobotomized by yagoo

[Anonymous No.]

How many fit hachama, tell us

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100523
>guraoke is once again the harbinger of absolute destruction
fuck i cant wait.
i actually wish that mori showed up in person, and cosplayed as mori with a printed picture/paper bag over her head. that would literally set this place on flames

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100523
I brought my raincoat for the shitstorm. You think it is enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100214
Literally no one will be poaching Gura. In addition to what makes Gura unique is her actual avatar which is owned by Cover. If you stick Gura's voice and personality in Ame for example, you're not going to get the same effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100504
C followed by b

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100558
Forever lost to time and insanity

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100545
you may be attracted to retarded girls. my condolences anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100509
Stop posting this tranny here, you have a thread for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100490
Acting like a retard is easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100558
You think after pretending to be retarded for so long she forgot how to speak like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099978
Wtf, I mentally dismissed the Gura criticism but couldn't disagree with calling out the chumbuds part... I can't tell if I'm being overly sensitive to a rrat or if my brain needs meds from spending too much time here...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100148
Very nice mix, anon. Any advice you can give on doing the stereo adjustments?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100401
I know it might be a stretch, but I want some nice casual wear. Maybe a skirt with leggings, with a turtleneck for comfy winter stories.

POLKA PLEASE, I LOVE YOU BUT YOU NEED COMFY CLOTHES

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100478
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>How many Pocky can fit in Haachama's cute cute mouth? Please do tell us!
>AAAHHH no no no, that's weird, ewww, weird weird wierd. What's the point that question? I like pocky. Eeeee no answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100558
Wait, are you telling me her normal voice doesn't sound retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama thinks you're disgusting anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100558
Will we ever hear that voice again?

[Anonymous No.]

I keep forgetting Haachama is Gen 1 and it really confuses me when I remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100523
I'm actually looking forward to it, should have some great cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100506
Her engrish and stupidity offends me.

[Anonymous No.]

Ina is my oshi and I relate to her the most, does that make me boring?

[Anonymous No.]

Aww we could have calculated how big of a dick fits in Haachama's mouthchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100214
I think at most a twtich contract in the millions. Cover might have given EN gen 1 contract that takes less of the cut as well .

[Anonymous No.]

Is Haato fucking drunk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100478
She's been liking a retweeting up a storm recently, just wish she also didn't like a bunch of Takamori stuff because it means she wants to keep it alive too

[Anonymous No.]

30 minutes until HoloEN is fucking OVER

[Anonymous No.]

FBK...

[Anonymous No.]

Will she reach 1 million before the end of the year?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100624
That just makes you a girl anon
:^)

[Anonymous No.]

its already been 30 minutes of this

[Anonymous No.]

YAGGOO CONFIRMED FOR KEEPING HAACHAMA IN AUSTRALIA SO SHE DOESN'T GET SICK FROM HIM

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100630
Haachama getting wasted before every stream is my new favourite narrative

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100579
I hope she does the interview in person without concealing her identity, and talks freely about her past career as well as her current one. Like streamer, like audience, it would make sense that she's a doxxbeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100575
Ok one for the anons trying to catch some tail.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think I've understood a single full sentence that has come out of Haachama's mouth this stream. Why am I still here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100634
?

[Anonymous No.]

>Haachama is allergic to Kiwis
Good thing she landed in Australia then

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100509
Money Machine cover when?

[Anonymous No.]

Can't wait to schedule a 2 hour meeting with a colleague telling him it's just a blocker during which i want to work undisturbed and listen to Guras karaoke recording

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100580
Do your underground bunker/fallout shelter reps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100617
>>29100610
she's happier this way.

[Anonymous No.]

I too am allergic to Yagoo and degenewates, perhaps you should sell me your dirty socks

[Anonymous No.]

I'm excited for either or.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100624
If you only draw and play gatchas yeah maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100624
To some people, yes. Why do you care about the opinions of others? Each person and each personality can be boring or uninteresting to someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100630
Drunk fucking Haachama!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100655
Because she is super cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100558
She sounds austrialian BTFO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099457
>she changed the lyrics from she to he in both versions

[Anonymous No.]

COUNTRY ROADS

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100558
This is fucking terrifying cause it makes me feel like haachaamaa is actually out there and I could become one of her victims

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100558
I think Haato actually died and HAACHAMACHAMA can't actually talk normally anymore. Pretend retard long enough become retard. Same as pretend to schizo you become schizo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100655
you know why

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100592
She stopped taking her english reps seriously for most of 2020. It'll take a long time for her to sound like that again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100654
That jacket is cute as fuck. Very fluffy.
Do you have a source for this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100597
Anon Polka has only been around for 3 months. There are only so many picks right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100640
No not til March most likely

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100654
Polka is polka, I love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100523
And if it nothing?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

so how many threads were burned during country roads

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100646
She's going to be in Holofes retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100450
FUCK CLIP CHANNELS FOR BEING LAZY FUCKS WITH SHIT AUDIO QUALITY

Seriously, are they using screen capture for this or something? If you're an actual fan of Gura this shit should make you feel bad for uploading it like this

[Anonymous No.]

What was the comment?

[Anonymous No.]

Okay she is 100% drunk. This is uncomfortable, what the fuck. What could have happened for her to be this irresponsible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100442
>I don't think she's like top 10 singers ever
Nobody claims this, just that she's the best in hololive, or at the very minimum in contention for it with someone like Azki. The dogfuckers who are like "Towa/Watame/Suisei is better" are literally deaf or out of their goddamn minds.

In any case, we haven't even heard a produced song from her yet, only her live stuff. Even some of the people you think are the best singers in the world have some scuffed live performances that don't come close to their recorded stuff. Gura is MORE THAN good enough to have a solo music career based on what we've seen so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100624
Ina isn't boring. She's subdued and reserved, but that doesn't make her dull.
I think a lot of people here see that she doesn't lend herself to drama at all and mistake that for being boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100553
non compete clauses are going to be difficult to enforce for vtubers due to the avatar problem. They can just shift their voices pitches with hardware and software and it's going to be very hard to prove otherwise if they go indie or even with another company that this person is the same. So if for example with Cover, they have to pierce the veil behind the avatar somehow by finding who the real person is while navigating the said country's privacy laws.

[Anonymous No.]

>Haachama
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[Anonymous No.]

>>29100665
Don't have those. How fucked am i?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100669
Having played both, Bastion's ending is a real tear-jerker, while Transistor has more evenly spread-out "moments"

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100677
Haachama...

[Anonymous No.]

>download the Gura karaoke stream and watch it while reading the archives
>thread is about 70% numberfagging, "I KNEEL" and "sticky plz"
Fucking hell man, it got better later on but that shit got annoying fast.

[Anonymous No.]

GOD DAMMIT HAACHAMA THATS THE QUESTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099846
Live chat (non-filtered) was moving at max update speed.
https://files.catbox.moe/8x97g8.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

Please help me I'm dying of laughter

[Anonymous No.]

A Hololive is willing to give you singing lessons. Who would you learn from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100690
I suggest you check her twitter feed. New pics every day.

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama...

[Anonymous No.]

Oh my god, so Haachama explained herself on the pepperoni pizza thing.

What she does is, she buys pepporoni pizza, then takes off the pepperoni, and then puts on gyoza instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100733
definitely not Ame

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100733
ame so i can see the salt when i inevitably get better than her

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100703
As a fallout fan and, of course, a New Vegas Fan.

This made me cum in so many ways you couldn't expect

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100450
>risotto. tortellini.
I laughed.

>>29100498
>>29100522
He mixed in italian food words with real music terms, as a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100707
Gotta get those quick and ez views, quality doesn't matter for them as long as they're first

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100716
It is reasonable to say that she's boring if you enjoy new drama, hyper activity and narratives for some reason. It depends on the person and what tastes you have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100669
>Pyre 10%
Completely expected but sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100733
ame
because i know id be getting gura as a package deal, since she follows her whereever

[Anonymous No.]

Aussies explain why your fucking pizza places dont offer a plain cheese pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100630
It's Haachama right now, not Haato. And yes, Haachama is always drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100733
Mouth stretching lessons with Gura

[Anonymous No.]

so this is how it feels to wrangle a tard

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100709
Please stop RPing as a redditor, there's enough of those fags in chat.

[Anonymous No.]

Explanation for low-IQ viewers and pizza noobs:
Pepperoni is very greasy and gets marinated into the rest of the pizza when it cooks and turns the crust golden.
Haachama just likes 'essence of pepperoni'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100693
They're mostly pajamas though. I want some proper casual wear than you can wear at home and during dates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100760
She seems to want to play them all, so she'll get around to it eventually. They're all on the short side so it (probably) won't take 3 streams worth of playthroughs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100596
For 2 channel stereo, just don't exceed 80% when panning tracks to the left or right. That's basically it when it comes to combining 2-3 mono-tracks

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100763
They do, but haachama is gonna haachama

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100733
Suisei, Sora, Kanata, Watame or Polka

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOy8FpYC9Zo

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100733
Ina. I doubt I'll learn anything because I'm just not a great singer, but I think it'd be fun if it were with her.

[Anonymous No.]

Are people still pushing the Gura drunk/alcoholic narrative? Even her roommate wasn't serious about when she said she was drunk, have these people ever had contact with someone who was drunk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100716
She doesn't really have a personality that lends itself to capturing zoomer attention. I kind of get put off by high energy streamers, though, so people like her and Botan are just my speed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100760
Didnt even the devs say that Pyre was their favorite game theyve made that was under appreciated? Or am I mixing something up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100733
Mori is probably the most knowledgeable when it comes to music right? She's a teacher too so probably her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100724
I was too annoyed by the game design failure that is Transistor's final boss to really get invested in the ending. What the hell were they thinking.
And Transistor's ending is actually total dogshit anyway. The entire story is made pointless by it. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShootTheShaggyDog

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100694
Part of me is wishing that she won't reach a million mark and plateaus somewhere at 700k or 800k. The absolute chaos that is her chat will be more chaotic, probably much more than Gura's and it would be harder to moderate. There's also the possibility that she might get mogged by a specific group of twitter retards for nonsensical reasons. Goddamn why has that website became worse than fucking 4chan?

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama's cheesy pepperoni........

[Anonymous No.]

this is based

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100733
I want to learn how to sing Shaka Beach Noel-style where it doesn't actually sound like the original song.
https://youtu.be/ywKaZ9KjrTc

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100558
mysspacce

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100775
Sure thing mate

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100796
That's one of the big reasons why I really enjoy watching her. Too many streamers rely on being loud to get attention, Ina's approach is refreshing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100703
Is Todd going to let his daughter play the FO and ES games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100748
"No I didn't say that. I do eat pepperoni pizza, but I don't eat pepperoni. I take off the pepperoni and put gyoza."

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100680
G-GurAme bros....?????

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100796
>tfw my favorites are Ina, Okayu, Botan and Mio
I want a collab like that. It would put people into a coma.

[Anonymous No.]

>Haachama Armpit and Feet Pizza
Are JP Haatons on this level?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100770
She is drunk you inexperienced tool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100800
>Person whose roommate was (is?) literally a producer
yeah safe to say this is the logical choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100845
meds now

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100778
How about if Polka goes for a walk outside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100797
To be fair, "Fantasy Basketball Visual Novel" is a really hard sell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100733
Watame

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099872
>>29099886
wait till you guys find out about the yagoo rp account

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100830
>I take off the pepperoni and put gyoza

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100833
It's for her brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100733
Probably Kiara

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100778
polka is cute without all that dumb garbage on her head

[Anonymous No.]

Haacha's chat is starting to go out of control, more then usual that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100214
>>29100629
Consider what Mixer paid for large streamers that pulls Gura's numbers. Seven figures for a few year's exclusivity. What's more likely is a large company buying out the talent's contract, possibly including the character, for millions of dollars.

To put it in perspective, Cover's VC investment is only in the millions dollars range total.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100214
The backlash from hololive fans would probably be the biggest deterrant.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm fully convinced that Haaaachaaaamaaaa is actually mentally degrading like she's actually genuinely losing brain cells like she got the brain damage strain of covid or some shit I'm nearly certain that she has a genuine mental problem like does she deprive herself of oxygen to stream or something is she hooked up to a fucking tens unit that electrocutes her brain or something I'm genuinely convinced she's degrading herself physically for our entertainment

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100680
>>29100833
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CANT BE REAL
it's ok. she just wants her viewers (99% male) to be able to project themselves as the person she's singing to. in reality she's doing cute disney movie and high school musical duet collabs with ame like a bunch of teenagers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100778
is that inferno in the background?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100830

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100865
Well she started mentioning feet it was going to happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099474
UOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100748
I'unno man sounds pretty based to me

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube glitched out on me and had double voices and I just thought that was the bit because its an akai hato/hachama ask video

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100833
>>29100873
do not respond to me, SEAniggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100856
Pretty incestuous if that's the case.

[Anonymous No.]

http://poal.me/lycd19
http://poal.me/lycd19
http://poal.me/lycd19

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100871
Don't worry about it anon, she's just a little bit silly

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100860
Polka is always cute!
>>29100857
why does Haachama love Gyoza so much? I can't speak for other really, considering frozen Gyoza were one of my main sources of nutrition when I studied in Japan... that and the Black Jack whiskey, 550 yen at the konbini

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100558
Red-kun is her ikemen voice. That isn't her real voice either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100833
I don't care.
I hope that person will take care her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100285
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100865
exactly what happens when you enter a special ed class

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100803
Now that you mention it, I had to go look up Transistor's ending because I had forgotten it entirely. Ehh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100843
So? No fucking biggie. Take that rake out of your arse.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna pinch Watchama's cheeks

[Anonymous No.]

WHY IS THE COUNTRY ROADS VERSION
SO FUCKING GOOD

[Anonymous No.]

Stroke the Haachahair

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100285
I wonder how the Niji EN Branch feels.

[Anonymous No.]

Her tail is her weak spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>Twin tails sensible.

[Anonymous No.]

I genuinely worry for Haachama guys...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100733
ame
I just want to spend time with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100873
anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100680
>>29100833
>>29100873
I don't know about the old version, but in the recent one she used 'she', then 'he', then 'we' as that lyric was repeated three times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100905
I wanna fuck her ngl, but she's comfy enough for a hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100803
Are you retarded?
Had she had been done in, not by the sword, she wouldn't have reunited with him. It's not the same thing as her just straight up dying. She had people after her ass the entire game and if she died through them she would never have been happy. Yes, she "dies", but she still lives on with the dude in the Transistor. Not like she knew it'd happen anyway she just gave the fuck up and it turned out all right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100851
Hmmm... I like the jacket but it looks like she just draped it over her normal outfit to escape the circus for a bit.

What would be good "walk outside" wear for Polka?

>>29100875
You have a good eye.

[Anonymous No.]

Did she just fucking speak German? What the hell was that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100680
>song is called "sunday morning" and she sings it with a lot of emotion
>she almost never streams or even tweets at all on sunday
Come on guys you should have seen this coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100894
I will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100919
Dont worry she is canonically the strongest creature in Australia

[Anonymous No.]

HAACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100908
I just wish the volume was mixed better, her voice is sort of obscured because dumb shark had the music to loud.
Hopefully someone fixes it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100680
what the fuck are you talking about, she clearly says she and her in the second version in at least some of the verses.

[Anonymous No.]

I just woke up and I'm already downloading the unarchived Karaoke.

How kino?

[Anonymous No.]

Cumming in Haachama's haachamacha hair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100558
that line was certainly prepared ahead of time instead of regular conversation
she does it here too
https://youtu.be/5pGGv0OJ3j8?t=101

[Anonymous No.]

>this fucking question

[Anonymous No.]

Based Haachama going off again

[Anonymous No.]

http://poal.me/kyvvsr
>http://poal.me/kyvvsr
http://poal.me/kyvvsr

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100924
>she's having threesomes with Ame and Ame's boyfriend
Goddamn.

[Anonymous No.]

She said ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099457
She's way more timid in the first one. More confidence in the second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100707
Yes, they're using OBS and didn't adjust the audio bit rate so it's something like 92kbps AAC with a low pass filter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100954
Can somebody start forcing her to take meds everyday?

[Anonymous No.]

Just woke up... 120k? Are you fucking kidding me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100680
does it matter

[Anonymous No.]

There's not really any room for Gura to play Minecraft this weekend. RIP Minecraft for the second week in a row.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100950
All the songs were great other then Circulation, and only because she tried to 1-to-1 copy the singing style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100969
Imagine if it was on a weekend instead of a random thursday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100958
fuck man don't give me ideas

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099711
Pretty sure she played it, I mean, she said right in her intro that she wants to play the banjo for us. So she probably sees banjo (5 string) as a stepping stone up from ukelele (4 string) and figures it's easier than guitar (6+ string) while also indulging her cowboy chuuni side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100969
And that's without counting the muslims watching from the Mecca where it was broadcast live on the faces of the Kaaba

[Anonymous No.]

why are idolfags fucked in the head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100944
That is extremely hard for me to do with some of the stuff she has done in recent streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100977
Poor Jorgen

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100980
saturday*

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100890
It feels like she's one of those AI autocomplete services, you could put a transcription of a hachaamaaa video next to a Talk to Transformer script and it would be indistinguishable

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100680
It's so the viewer can self insert

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100977
Gorilla stream tomorrow please

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100979
>and only because she tried to 1-to-1 copy the singing style
She did great at that actually, though, which surprised me. The problem was not knowing the lyrics because they're fast and difficult and in japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER

DARK FLAME CHAMA

[Anonymous No.]

The way Haachama says “ya know” is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

kimoi degenewabes

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100969
I can't wait for christmas karaoke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100966
what the fuck does this even mean
audiophiles are autistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100450
my favorite song for today because of how confident her voice was and how much fun she was having, christmas karaoke is gonna be great

[Anonymous No.]

>browses r*ddit
haatonbros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100992
We aren't, you're just being mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100992
Because they are degenerate neets

[Anonymous No.]

Maou Haachama confirmed as the next costume

[Anonymous No.]

Haachamachama pee

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101012
Yeah but the good kind of autism. Sound quality is very important and I'm glad some people out there take it seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100947
Yeah, she needed to have her vocals a bit louder in the mix. She may have been afraid to put herself too high out of stage-fright. She's getting more confident but she's clearly still nervous every time she sings live.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone speak HAACHAMACHAMA here?

[Anonymous No.]

Are all Marshmallow streams this boring? Ame is my oshi, but I've avoided her Detective Diaries because every single Marshmallow stream I've ever seen has put me to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101009
I'm gonna hang myself if she doesn't sing Christmas Eve by Tatsuro Yamashita.

She owes a lot to Tatsuro God

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100966
words are hard anon, baby speak please

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101012
It's clipping the highest harmonics and raising the noise floor. You just have to listen to a proper capture against the OBS captures

https://youtu.be/MWuIqMbfmS4

[Anonymous No.]

peak autismchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101012
It means it sounds like shit. You don't have to be an audiophile to hear that the clips are the equivalent of heavily jpeg'ed audio.

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama just flew away

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101018
They all do, anon.
Except Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101041
She's already mentioned it, she's 100% going to sing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100913
Probably not the best considering their sub numbers, except for Noor.

[Anonymous No.]

So whats the final bets on who Mori's collabing with first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101040
>implying this is boring
this is absolute haachamakino
get outta here

[Anonymous No.]

Watching this haachaachaachaachaamaaaaaaa stream is giving me the same type of mental shut down that watching a jar full of fireflies does

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101031
She literally said her hand was shaking when she went to type 'Plastic Love' for her set list at the beginning of the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama being legitimately deranged makes my cock cut diamonds

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101040
>not wanting to learn your oshi’s lore

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101040
Ame's are based

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101063
Chris

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101043
They're using a screen capture program that severely compresses the audio and adds a bunch of distortion. Sounds worse than it's supposed to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101038
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55sNtVWZ0nU

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101068
Yeah it's fucking great

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101040
have you tried forming your own opinion?

[Anonymous No.]

which holoEN has the best eyesight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101041
it would be funnier if she or Mori sing this as a jest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2d7UhK5SAE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100782
Thanks for the advice; not really an audio guy so I don't even know the fundamentals. Will keep that in mind for when Gura covers this a fourth time unless you (or the chuubas in sync anon, if you're not them) beat me to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101063
Okayu

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101040
Mostly yeah people struggle to ask good questions and who ever picks Ame's questions likes to get a bunch of self help questions that feel kinda awkward

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101040
Hang yourself sped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100979
The part where she was copying the whispering from the original was actually amazing. She nailed it. She messed up the other parts.

[Anonymous No.]

IMOUTO CHAMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101031
>She's getting more confident but she's clearly still nervous every time she sings live.
The viewer count keeps hitting higher numbers with every karaoke. She'll get over it eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101063
Kaoru

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101040
Ame's Detective Diaries are actually fun. She got crazy childhood stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>post cute, cozy gurame pictures

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100969
>the numbers just keep rising every time Gura does a public karaoke
>she never gets over her stage fright because of always seeing numberfags in chat pointing out the newest viewer milestone

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100778
Anon will you let Polka test her new mimi kaki bought from amazon on you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100947
>>29101031
>>29101070
First time singing while standing too, so maybe that was a factor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100435
Has to be enabled up the uploader.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101063
Coco

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101084
probably Kiara

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101055
Honestly I think of the En girls, only Mori and Kiara use Reddit to any real extent, and even then I doubt they use it much.
I'm sure they get linked shit from Reddit from time to time, but that's probably about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama is visibly disgusted

[Anonymous No.]

this is it anons. if she can pass, you have no excuse for not studying abroad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101112

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099471
>moving to stride
yea let me just wait for strive 2nd act overture comes out first.

[Anonymous No.]

EXERCISING WITH POLKA!!!!

PLAYING RINGFIT WITH POLKA!!!

PUKING TOGETHER WITH POLKA!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101068
>Polka brainwash is worse
SUPACHATO ARIGATOO
SUPACHAT BAYO
SUPACHATO ARIGATOO
TOTTEMO URESHII YO!
SUPACHATO ARIGATOO
SUPACHAT BAYO
SUPACHATO ARIGATOO
TOTTEMO URESHII YO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101131
How did that question get through the filter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101098
Fuck off nigger. What this >>29101096 anon says is true, that's why I stopped watching after the first one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101112

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101112

[Anonymous No.]

Gura...please finish the friendship tower...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101059
I'M CUMMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

Is it just a result of her ESL, or does she actually have the mind of a child?

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama

[Anonymous No.]

Try to Doxx HAACHAMACHAMA but you will never find her because she sounds totally different. Is she peak OPSEC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100998
Remember: you can only pretend to be retarded for so long, until you actually become retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101068
>jar full of fireflies
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101144
Have you ever heard Lamys membership jingle? Its so brief yet so strong it does things to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101146
I think the questions and overall stream quality actually improved quite a lot after the first one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101162
I like how you think she's not wearing eyepatch and twintails in public

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100992
Being anti-idolfag is a cringe redditor move

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101031
Her Campfire Karaoke feels comfier. Maybe because there are no 100k ppl watching so its less scary.

[Anonymous No.]

Date with Haachama?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101161
CUTE ANGO

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101121
Nothing would make me happier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101146
>>29101096
Look at these two adhd brains who hasn't watched any Q&A's and just parrot whatever they saw in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101161

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama??!! A strip club??!!

[Anonymous No.]

do JOPs still only think that takamori is the only viable holoEN ship? or is the recent gurame revolution going to finally lead to more gurame art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101163
Can confirm
Just look at this site

[Anonymous No.]

Can't see anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101159
Calm down Gooruh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101177
>"Not chuunibyou! Haachamabyou!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101160
>she eats what she cooks
>that alone makes her have brain damage
>>29101169
Link pls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101187
Strip club date with Haachama

[Anonymous No.]

Haachaamaa just wants to fucking jump out of a plane doesn't she

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101194
lot of tourists here after the karaoke stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101145
Haachama thrives with questions like that

[Anonymous No.]

How long is HaaChama taking to answer each question? Like 10 minutes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101040
>>29101096
>>29101146
how can someone be this retarded?
not a single therapy question in the last 5 weeks and they still parrot the first 3 weeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101068
My brain literally is mush right now but that's pretty much the peak haachama experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101207
Yeah, that was my point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099487
>That huge improvement in quality when she switched to Japanese lyrics
God damn I love this Miko.

[Anonymous No.]

I can barely understand this cute retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100350
who are you quoting anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100693
>>29100778
>>29101121
Wonder when Polka will really get down to business, like she did on Nobuhime..

https://streamable.com/o1rgv8

[Anonymous No.]

Sexualizing haachama!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101085
Is he singing about how salarymen don't get to celebrate Christmas because they're too busy getting mogged by work? That's what I'm getting from the visuals, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

Just a few minutes till Mori's stream, where my deadbeatbros at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101068
I've never actually seen a firefly. We don't have them around my area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101112

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking cannot stop listening to this triple ride on time remix, it's so good. Bless you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Look I don’t want to get into any autistic arguments or anti bs, just tell me straight up. Did she fart or not? Was the clip real?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if Haachaamaa even knows what she's saying, I bet she's just on autopilot, I don't think she even remembers what she does when she streams.

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking bullshit

Fucking bullshit
Fucking bullshit
Holy shit oh fucker
Fucking bullshit
Fucking bullshit
Fucking bullshit
Son of a bitch
What the hell
Oh motherfucker, goddamn bullshit

Holy shit
(Holy shit)
Oh holy shit, bullshit
goddamn motherfucker
(Motherfucker)
Oh fucking bastard goddamn
Fucking shit
Son of a motherfucking bitch
Oh shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101159
>Meanwhile on holoEN's discord

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101248
>HJ
I want the BJ.
You know exactly what I'm talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101252

[Anonymous No.]

tricking haachama into anal sex!

[Anonymous No.]

>2 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE_GvHe4uxo

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101252
What is up, my dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101157
She will never leave the coral reef, because she will never get around to building Atlantis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101040
Detective Diaries are unironically her best streams, anonchama

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6N6e0IIk7M
cant wait for the stream in 2 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

How does Hachaama functions in Australia with that level of English... I barely understand 10% of what she says

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101252
Ready and waiting

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101246
its like talking to your retarded younger cousin at a family gathering

[Anonymous No.]

>christmas karaoke is literally just a buble rehash and one mariah carey song
fucking based

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101252
chumbud here, excited to catch a Mori stream for once
can't wait till they sing together

[Anonymous No.]

Guys what if the reason Gura stumbles over lyrics at least once every other song is because she has ADHD and has trouble paying attention the whole way through?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099487
I actually didn't know what song she was attempting to sing until the chorus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101267
You know what you're doing by asking this right before her stream, fucking chumsharts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101289
she looks so done

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101267
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100992
They are too far from reality they don't understand it anymore
As a sperg myself who had literally 0 friends for a period of years, your brain breaks down, you don't understand how people work.
Just think of /r9k/ really, idolfags are just robots that found a "gf" that wasn't some tulpa but a real girl, but they can't comprehend stuff correctly

[Anonymous No.]

Someone should send Mori an akasupa with a message shaming her for streaming over Suisei's costume reveal because that's the only ay she'll actually see any criticism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101291
to be fair as a native english speaker i can barely understand 10% of what australians say

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101040
Most of Amelia's are great. Her recent one was one of her best yet, if not the best period. You're really missing out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101267
Mori? Probably not. But that one post that got the dude banned with like 9000 replies was legendary.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101299
she actually says she has trouble reading the lyrics

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101144
This is unironickly now my ringtone. Should I get halp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101270
ame should cover that song

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101267
It's anti-bullshit. I can tell by watching a few pornhub clips with fake farts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101370
Gura???

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101270
>Imagining Calli and Ame in idol outfits singing and dancing when they get those 3D models
Thats going be weird as fuck, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101084
kiara and her beautiful magenta eyes
or gura and her glasses

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101252
Watching Botan commit war crimes till 12

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101123
She may have had trouble keeping her distance to the mic. Depends on her setup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeXsFR82DK0

[Anonymous No.]

i love haachama and i want her to drool on me in bed while she tries to form a complete sentence, asking me to not put it in her pooper.

[Anonymous No.]

haachama give me boner ngl

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101299
She couldn't read the lyrics since she was standing and probably had a jank set up.

[Anonymous No.]

>more english 'challenges'

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101299
I think she's dyslexic and has trouble keeping up with reading them if she doesn't have them memorized really well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101183
>hurr redditor
you fags would border into actual harassment whenever you find out that your oshi has an active relationship. What you fags did to Aloe was unforgivable. The day of the rope for idlefags cant come soon enough. Is hating chinks reddit too? They sure hate chinks as much as this imageboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100356
Based. Loved this game. Still haven't even touched Bastion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101248
In good time anon. In good time. Polka is just slowly working up to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100159
Have you tried going back to discord? I'm sure you can get some feet pics even with your mediocre debate skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101281
Those close ups man
>>29101298
>can't wait till they sing together
Same, she already has a duet with Kiara coming hope she does something with Gura as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101291
Melbourne is unironically an Asian colony now. Even 20 years ago, I went to a big high school that was 95% asian. Entire suburbs of Melbourne are 100% Asian to the point that they have chinese signs with vietnamese subtitles and don't use english at all. There is definitely enough of a Jap clique for her to speak Jap all the time in Australia.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, the intro didnt explode my eardrums this time

[Anonymous No.]

>more tongue twisters
that's actually nice. it helps with her english reps too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101289
>not playing Apex
Okay, I'm not really a fan of Among Us but I guess I'll give it a try.

[Anonymous No.]

Dammit Mori, that start makes me jump every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101340
>I'm used to be attracted to cool girls
Nobody tell her

[Anonymous No.]

The fucking nhato ear rape gets me every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101267
yeah it happened and you didn’t even need the noise cancelling shit, that was just a funny post.
t. watched the stream live, turned the volume up in headphones, heard braaaap

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100445
I've heard it but I don't have it. It's pretty convincing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101362
That isn't a tongue twister anon chama its just a paragraph without spaces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101348
Still better than that shitty "Learn English game" that Haachama played weeks ago

[Anonymous No.]

>listening to quiet, calm music
>mori's fucking stream starts and it's loud as shit
i should really have learned by now

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101183
this guy is based though, fuck idolfags and their warped views on reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101350
It's easy to lose your place in Japanese lyrics if you aren't fluent. I'm honestly amazed she can do this well.

[Anonymous No.]

She put a fucking gif of fending that bird off, kek

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1327154804880269315?s=19
Neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100755
The part that pisses me off is that it doesn't take any longer to have a proper streamlink or youtube-dl setup that can clip as the stream goes.

youtube-dl to MPEGTS -> ffmpeg copy with start and end timestamps to mp4 -> upload clip

Even easier than OBS once you get the hang of it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Why do parts of this nhato remix remind me of Sonic the Hedgehog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101369
I know it’s her opening, but 30 seconds fo BGM before would save my ears.

[Anonymous No.]

shadilay fighter

[Anonymous No.]

I see you, Lantus. You rich bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101369
same, i had mori open in another tab while watching haato and mori is easily 4x the volume

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101373
The biggest myth in HoloMyth is that Mori is cool and yet people believe it

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBqyX0UUzVQ
when is she going to sing one of the greatest songs ever? holy fuck. if this bitch doesnt do one billy joel song tomorrow im going to snap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101404
whats the video going to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101183
>out yourself as being worse than a redditor

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101369
>>29101383

[Anonymous No.]

This motherfucker is ruining things again

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101373
>Nerd in the west goes to Japan and people think she's cool
Living the weeb dream

[Anonymous No.]

What happened to Mori saying she would feature the top200 remix at the end/start of her streams...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101183
Every once in awhile reddit is still right about something.

[Anonymous No.]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XicsmEZGsUY&t=1266s
I miss this BGM

[Anonymous No.]

Just woke up, how was Gura's karaoke? Did she sing country roads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101420
No clue whatsoever

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101355
I want her to keep me trapped in a Room only to please her psychological and sexual desires...

Or just marry her to take her from the hole or humillate her

[Anonymous No.]

>gura is still trending on JP twitter
guess the karaoke stream was a success

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101267
She cut out the fart and plopping sounds from the VOD but not the flush (brap truthers claim it was just a flush).... work it out for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101437
kino and yes

[Anonymous No.]

I sfill haven't watched the date stream yet...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101351
It was nijiggers that caused Aloe to retire. Do your reps. Idolfags were upset but nijiggers used that as a front to take things much further, when they were actually mad that she called their company out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101406
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

The thumbnail says she loves me but for some reason I don't believe she actually loves me

[Anonymous No.]

>she uber eat'd a burger

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101444
>30k viewers from the all time solo record, that was a comeback 3d live show from some girl cooped up in the hospital for 5 months
3d gura is hitting 300k and getting a lebron james and joe biden shoutout on twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>Mori will paint her nails

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101434
Yeah, I'm tired of hearing the same remix every time

[Anonymous No.]

Alright deadbeats listen up. I'm giving Mori one more chance. I'm watching this stream for the sake of unity. It better be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101428
Kiara's ruining another stream, fucking shitbird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101437
It was good, 120k views and Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>Getting nails done
NARRATIVES!?!?!?!?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101183
Nah you idolfags have somehow made yourselves worse than redditors.
That's how low you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101437
She did, and other ELLA references

[Anonymous No.]

>Ping pong
Who says it like that?
It's "Ding-dong"

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101351
Aloe didn't even have a relationship, what fucked her over is she talked shit about Nijisanji and then got immediately doxed, so Niji antis dogpiled her with harassment. The sex stuff isn't actually that big a deal at fucking all.

Of course, most fucking disgusting redditors probably don't even fucking know what Nijisanji even is or that it's generally highly-competitive with Holo in Japan so wouldn't even comprehend that's what it was actually about. There is no point talking to them or about them about this. Nor is there a point talking to fucking retard Aloe white knights on discord or whatever. Japanese Nijifags are fucking faggots, they're what get copyright strikes put in, they're who gets videos shadowbanned or pulled for "too lewd" of thumbnail images, Nijifags are who forced that fucking retarded Lamy/janitors "controversy" etc. The shitty thing is we don't really have many ways to get back at them and redditors don't even fucking know or realize what's going on at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101437
YES

[Anonymous No.]

Our boy is going to eat burger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101389
It is a little more understandable if you think of idolfaggery as a kind of collective agreement. You and hundreds/thousands of other men agree to support one girl in everything she does, and all she has to do is close her legs. It's not really the same kind of relationship that western music fans have with female performing artists, which is based on the quality of their musical output. Idolatry is not really about the music.

[Anonymous No.]

>getting her nails done
Sounds like Kiara is rubbing off on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101405
hmmm yes of course!
>doesn't really understand

[Anonymous No.]

Will the deliveryman say the K-word?

[Anonymous No.]

I almost forgot Mori exists

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101473
narrative: mori is actually a qt3.14 grill

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101467
I legitimately don't give a fuck. Unity isn't about liking all the girl, it's about not being an obnoxious cunt about the ones you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101480
JP onomatopoeia.

[Anonymous No.]

>ya boy getting her nails done
she is going girly

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101420
Only thing that comes to mind is her german fairytale thing

[Anonymous No.]

>Pwease beweeve meee
Roboco is CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101351
It wasn't idolfags that caused Aloe to retire, how fucking new can you be

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101267
This is still around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101455
Do it after this one...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101267
https://youtu.be/qykR76Ial5I

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101473
>>29101465
Wait isn't this what Noel did right before she had sex with Flare?
What could it mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101443
what if every time she humps, she squeezes her rubber chicken?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101480
JP onomatopoeia is pinpon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100182
>the only objectively good
>objectively
kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101480
The Japanese say "pin-pon" for doorbells.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101461
She is a virgin

[Anonymous No.]

What is mori celebrating? I unfortunately miss tons of her streams due to timezones

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101434
SC intermission, she hasn’t had one yet since she’s been busy and wanted to just do a single reading stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101456
>no it was a different type of idolfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101495
>big ups and welcome to the big dick club

[Anonymous No.]

Can we just get rid of the fucking chat boxes again. They all look like shit and only distract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101503
>kiara speaking german
god yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101404
Hoping for the german fairy tales

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that the more popular Mori gets the more likely she will lose her "virginity" to some dude in the industry and there is nothing you can do about it. She will get creampied.

[Anonymous No.]

deadbrapps, this is going to be a hard pill to swallow, but...
>your oshi literally got the best design and rigging of any holoEN character
>had the best debut by far, with an incredible song release
>2nd most subs
but..
>lowest average viewership outside of kiara
>superchat revenue slowing down
>nearly 10k less members than gura (expect this to increase when more shrimps show up for the karaoke 2.0 tomorrow)

she had everything going for her to be the face of holoen, but her awkward, clunky, cringey personality just does not work well. sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101517
>>29101515
>>29101499
I can't believe all of Japan is wrong like this

[Anonymous No.]

>Haachama's office chair squeaking
What does it mean schizo bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101488
>Goth chic
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
What does d6 think of this, Morichama!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101461
I'm not fully convinced that she understands what love is

[Anonymous No.]

Nijiniggers are truly the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

Getting drunk along with her really improves the watching experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101520
Don't start this again

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101509
She's going to bang the jp she's collabing with

[Anonymous No.]

Damn she is FAST

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101481
Damn Anon are you trying to convert /hlgg/ into an NijiNigger Anti? Because I'm about to fucking become one.

[Anonymous No.]

First time tuning to one of Mori's zatsudans. Is she usually this awkward?

[Anonymous No.]

This is literally a drunk roastie rambling, it's really sad

[Anonymous No.]

I don't this is gonna work guys

[Anonymous No.]

This IS REALLY autistic but I don't like when they let their l2d avatar "go limp" when they go away from their PC

I like when Ame actually makes herself walk off-screen

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101511
Totally a plus

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101540
bad opinion, ayameposter.
back to the shadow realm.

[Anonymous No.]

>didn't turn it into a guerilla plastic wrapping ASMR stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101542
It needs some oil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101552

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101529
PRERECORDED? IS STREAM ACTUALLY LIVE vs. I THINK CHAT IS BROKEN I DONT SEE MY POST

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101248
I WANT TO FUCK THIS FOX
https://files.catbox.moe/ooelki.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101559
I think it's usually worse than this actually. Her voice is kinda cute tonight though. I'm feeling it. I'm not hating this so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101552
that face lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101550
She is though

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101559
Always has been.
*CLAP CLAP*

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never do the nails of some wasted big tiddy dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101521
She's painting her nails and shaving her legs now that she has a boyfriend (me).

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101571
>posts literal, objective facts
>doxxbeat thinks its an opinion

[Anonymous No.]

>egg and mayo on burger
YA BOY GOT SHIT TASTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101541
>Says the person who uses "cock-a-doodle-doo" for rooster noises

[Anonymous No.]

>egg on burgers
Is this a Japanese thing?
Only thing that goes on my burgers is Ketchup, Onion, Lettuce and mayo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101504
How come she and Miko only have 3D models?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099542
Well it's a good thing she's still talking like it's the ESL stream for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101548
This is true

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized, in-lore, HoloEN girls are insanely Over-powered compared to other hololive girls. They're all OP as fuck, aside from maybe Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101559
She's cute today

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101480
ᴘɪɴᴘᴏɴᴘᴀɴᴘᴏɴ

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101486
Yeah it's very simple. Thousands of lonely miserable men are willing to pay a girl hundreds of thousands of dollars a year to stay miserable and lonely like them. If that deal doesn't appeal to the girl, she is free to turn it down. Of course, some girls like the money but don't like the deal, so they try to have a boyfriend and still get the money. They're rarely smart enough to pull it off for long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101543
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>kusotori burger? never, sounds like SHIT
Okay I laughed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101329
>deadbraps watch scat fetish shit all the time but totally don’t just like her because she farts
really bizarre damage control

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101541
They think a dog's bark is wan-wan. Probably has to do with all the waxy buildup in their ears they are always desperate to clean out.

[Anonymous No.]

She saved the shit burger we got from the date

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099684
>>29099782
Anons... You do realize that Broadway is more than just Cats and Hamilton, right? Gura is a good singer, but she's nowhere fucking near the Broadway level. This is what Broadway singers are like, do you honestly believe that Gura can do this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fKKiaSLLEY

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck. She bodied Kiara.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101559
no this time she sounds really girlish, must be nice to get a good fucking by K-san and other yellow cocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101592
Egg on a burger is great you plebian

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101542
She farted

[Anonymous No.]

>thank you for the super
What happened to the big ups

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101592
>>29101597
Eggs on burgers are great fuckers

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101604
She's too cute. I want mah boy back.

[Anonymous No.]

OH NONONO KIARA ON SUICIDE WATCH ONCE AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101540
yawnn

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101521
She does weekly zatsudans like this either way, and if she hits a milestone she just slaps it in the title.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101602
>Poseidon's trident
>Knowledge and wisdom from ages past
>Really sharp teeth
She's still above the others

[Anonymous No.]

>Typically I take the tomatoes off
NOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAA YOU CRINGE BITCH

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101590
bad opinion, twapposter.
back to the shadow realm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101592
>>29101597
Egg on burger is actually really good. It adds something savory to it without just being an extra patty.

[Anonymous No.]

shed be so much more popular if she didnt try to force the seiso shit
just act like your normal, tomboy self, you faggot. fuck.
any holoEN member that consistently averages <20k viewers is a fucking embarrassment. holoEN is supposed to be the face of hololive, we cant have bitches that cant even match shitty korone/marine numbers, let alone pekora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101578
Polka is the only Holo I want to fuck and protect at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101597
>Is this a Japanese thing?
It's an everywhere thing and it is amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>haachaamaaa apparently actually vetted these questions

[Anonymous No.]

>she doesn't like tomatoes in cheese burgers
WTF, LITERALLY ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101540

>your oshi literally got the best design and rigging of any holoEN character
Kiara has far worse design, but better rigging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101630
I hate eggs.
I wish I didn't but eggs just taste awful to me

[Anonymous No.]

>pulls of the tomatoes
FUCKING DROPPED

[Anonymous No.]

Oh Mori is one of those people

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101592
I agree about the mayo, but egg is god tier on burgers.

[Anonymous No.]

>She hates tomatoes just like me
We're practically married.

[Anonymous No.]

>She hates Tomato
She is literally me
She is mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101592
You have never had Japanese mayo then

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101602
>Atlantean
>magical trident
>likely super strength (at least underwater)
>siren songs
even she is op

[Anonymous No.]

SO WHAT'S THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT MORI YOU BITCH

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101542

[Anonymous No.]

>take tomatoes off burgers
okay what the fuck??

[Anonymous No.]

>5 hours
>The whole week
What the fuck Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>getting more sleep reps
happy for our boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101592
>>29101597
Egg on a burger is fine, just a bit unorthodox. It's not much different than adding bacon, if you think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101565
I am with you as well. One thing I really liked about some Okayu/Korone teetee was how worried Korone was about Okayu stepping into frame and "becoming" Korone. The more the girls treat the avatar as literally themselves, the more I like them

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101602
>in-lore, HoloEN girls are insanely Over-powered compared to other hololive girls
Also in reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101611
Please provide critical information.

[Anonymous No.]

>5 hours of sleep last week

[Anonymous No.]

5h of sleep in a week, I don't think that's possible Mori, most people can't survive this

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101633
Her fault for being so obsessed with shit in her last stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>I don't have to do freelance but I want to

[Anonymous No.]

>5 hours of sleep last week

[Anonymous No.]

Mori was cute on her date stream. She currently sounds cute and is continuing to sound cute. What has changed? Why does she tone down her character so much when she's alone but dials it up to 10000 in collabs for some weird reason? I want THIS Mori all the time, she casually swears in a cute way sort of like Kiara and it's delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

Fine Mori, I forgive you for still working as her.

[Anonymous No.]

>5 hours
How does she live?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't hate tomatos but they really do add nothing to whatever I'm eating, they're just "there"

[Anonymous No.]

Mori, just order it without tomato...

[Anonymous No.]

watching haachama is literally the pov of tard wrangler

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100631
It gets the views from yuricucks so

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101641
why are you so obsessed with numbers?

[Anonymous No.]

>I'll get better at managing my time
Right. Not that I was ever mad in the first place, but why make all them promises?

[Anonymous No.]

>trying to do some gaijin girls nails but she keeps ripping red wine and cheeseburger farts

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101655
MY Mori!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101511
I would expect no less from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101486
It is a good exchange if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.]

Braindamagechama

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah I'm gonna sleep instead of listening to Murrican's have shit taste in food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101659
She has 600k subscribers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101679
>>29101678
>>29101685
she's talking a day retards
nobody can sleep 5/168 hours

[Anonymous No.]

If you actually reach into your burger to take the tomatoes out you are a degenerate

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101688
sleep

[Anonymous No.]

this drunk retard
just fuck kiara or make a new some or whisper in my ear or some shit cmon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101602
Yeah but Gen 3 has Noel and she's just a JRPG protagonist which puts her at god-slaying levels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101619
You cherrypicked a top tier broadway performance that won an award.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101632
It's all an act, she's going to draw the waifufags in them dunk on them for mad street cred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101673
You might like the 3d bodyswap clip with Marine. Koro clearly hates it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101688
Definitely the sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101582
Doxxbraps are literally fucking braindead holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>takes off the tomato
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101690
The true Japanese experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101694
I've dealt with actual retards, they're more coherent than this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101252
Here and handsome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101659
She's pregnant, sorry Tenchou

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101565
Conversely, every time Sora gets sucked down the toilet, I fucking love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101543
>>29101677
>Tentacultists just can't stop doxxing and falseflagging

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101659
Six Hours of having sex ASMR ft. Ame and a dog

[Anonymous No.]

>Cabernet Sauvignon
Good taste

[Anonymous No.]

>Rothschild
what did Mori mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

Why do people like Mori? She and Kali both sound incredibly forced.

[Anonymous No.]

>still doing freelance
Enjoy this schedule once more deadbeats

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101659
>>29101707
It's her time to shine.

[Anonymous No.]

>didnt get mos burger
what a fucking faggot.
mos burger is literally the best burger fast food chain in japan, and probably the entire world.
their best burgers are these:

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101688
Kiara forced her to take care of herself rather than getting 5 hours sleep for an entire week

[Anonymous No.]

"What brand of wine are you drinking"
>literally no one asked
>guerilla sponsored stream
big ups, mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101700
She’s not working on an mv anymore I think? So if it’s just regular pics and animations it’ll be ok. Until she gets another ft project

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101632
Fuck off, she's actually watchable this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101723
>such a weeaboo she even adopts their work culture
Sasuga

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101673
In some cases the line where the character end the roommate start is unknown

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101252
Not a Deadbeat but I'm here to support!
t.KFP employee

[Anonymous No.]

I'm drinking Baileys

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't we have any Gura or Ame doujin yet? Can't the fucking nips do their one job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101750
Commissions closed

[Anonymous No.]

I FUCKING LOVE MORI!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101745
that's not a burger anon. That looks like sloppy joe's

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101750
She literally just said she's going to continue doing them

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101715
She sure slayed her waistline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101743
Sorry Rene, Mori only work with people who know how fractions work

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101741
We're used to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101745
Looks good

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101745
>mos burger literally has the best fucking burgers on planet earth. fucking christ the burger on the right is tasty as shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101716
You said she surpasses Broadway, I showed you Broadway she doesn't surpass.
Gura is good, but she's not some amazing genius who matches some of the greatest voices in the US without any fucking training. Don't delude yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101642
I've been that "I only watch for entertainment. Waifuing a real person you don't even know is weird" guy for years. Polka is the only holo yet who actually feels like a threat to that, and I have to be careful not to fall in love with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>can't relate, but i can understand your opinion
someone make that a catbox clip or some shit so i can spam it to schizos later

[Anonymous No.]

Bros.. I was walking down my local Tokyo Harajuku neighborhood to the 7/11 and saw someone that unironically looked like Mori she had a white jacket and green trousers, blonde hair and big pair of tits
I.. I'll pretend that didn't happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101540
Wait, so did Cover really expect Calli to be the face of HoloEn, when they had HER in the same Gen, who was already a proven popular streamer/youtuber?
Is that why they put so much money and attention to her design and rig, while Gura got the scraps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101647
costume yes, but otherwise her actual character has the best design as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101753
When in Rome.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm actually fucking retarded I only just now realized "cute and funny" is supposed to be a reference to cunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101715
Gen 3 are cosplayers...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101602
In-lore, Korone blew up the sun and both Korone and Okayu tanked the resulting supernova without a scratch (as part of trying to grow a new office building from a seed). The other Hololive girls are extremely powerful

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101762
It's not that popular of a ship outside this thread, at least not as more than friends

[Anonymous No.]

Mori animating something for Kiara?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101745
aren't those basically just onigiri

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101745
It's okay but my friend gets sick every time he eats it on trips

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101688
Sleep but also high energy introvertedness. The type where she has no idea how to behave in a group and compensates by being loud and avoiding silent moments at all costs. Compare to Gura's low energy introvertedness where during the first few weeks she was completely silent in collabs, though she's gotten much better over time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101783
How new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101783
welcome to 2010 anon

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>>29101743
You have to tell me what 5/3 + 6/7 is first, Rene.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mori is working on Kiara's project
>Mori did the animation for Kiara's lore video
Mori is animating Kiara's german fairy tale video

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101783
How do we honestly have people here who are this new? How did you even find this place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101745
too much rice

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101743
sssssssyke

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>>29101710
I did once due to sleep disorder and thought I was going to die

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101800
I've been on 4chan for at least a decade so I'm a newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101804
What fairy tale video? That's pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101543
Why are doxxbraps like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101642
> protect
I want to emotionally abuse her and manipulate her to feel like she has no better option but than to stay with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101804
Based as fuck friends

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>>29101745
Funny, I have a friend who has lived in Japan for two years and he tells me Mos Burger being good is a meme. He says the real good shit is Japanese McDonald's, of all things.

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>>29099630
>>29099654
>>29100122
I got a warning for "troll posts outside of /b/" for it
the absolute fucking state

[Anonymous No.]

>>29100652
>one million HERfag posts in karaoke
>"these damn doxxbeats and their mentions of former career!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101781
her body shape is top tier, her hair and eyes are beautiful, but holy shit huke what were you thinking when you made that outfit what were you going at
>>29101804
i believe this narrative

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>>29101762
coof = no comiket
no comiket = no doujins

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>>29101745
Yes, MOS burger is japanese food perfectionism applied to burgers and the japanese love food

[Anonymous No.]

It's funny how many people constantly want mori to kill girls when she's probably the straightest person in all of hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101598
Kizuna AI had a 3D model, and everyone was chasing her success.

[Anonymous No.]

>help chicken
Mori is sewing a face together

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101802
>>29101769
M-maybe next year then...

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>>29101659
She just woke up.

[Anonymous No.]

https://streamable.com/4juacw

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>>29101780
they literally went all in on kiara. gave her the big name artist and live2d rigger
she was the seiso, good singer, trillingual, natural extrovert. she was supposed to be the face of holoEN.
even though gura was popular it didnt really translate over to twitch viewcount. so she was a big name but they didn't have much faith in the global vtuber community since they literally had them all debut in 1 day.

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>>29101602
>aside from maybe Gura
Gura can control the weather anon.

[Anonymous No.]

What happened to Mori's paypigs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101810
based snake girl

[Anonymous No.]

They put the fries. On a bag.
Why did they do that? The madlads.

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>>29101829
we will get them and more next year

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>>29101592
Eggs on a burger is godly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101715
>>29101636
>>29101786
NO ONE CAN DEFEAT ELDRITCH FORCES, INA IS UNBEATABLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101781
Gura exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101710
>he isn't dymaxion maxxing

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101842
Canada ran out of money

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101825
HERfags are tourists and HERposting is agood way to filter them.
t. Chumbud

[Anonymous No.]

Redpill me on skinwalker Kiara

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101802
53/21

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>>29101804
Actually makes sense, but what about mixing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101640
Eggs on burgers sucks because it's a mess. You either spill it everywhere after your first bite, and it just dribbles on your plate, or you're forced to eat it more quickly and not enjoy and savor your meal.

[Anonymous No.]

>Boondock Saints

SHE LOOKED AT THE POAL

[Anonymous No.]

Do I really have to watch this through to the end to find out who she collabs with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101824
Maybe learn your lesson and keep your jokes focused on shitting on the kike.

[Anonymous No.]

DANCE TO THE PLASTICCC BEAT
ANOTHER MORNINGGG comeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEeeeeSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.]

Boondock saints!

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>>29101839
This sounds fucked out of context.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101807
>>29101801
see >>29101815

[Anonymous No.]

>Boondock Saints

[Anonymous No.]

>Boondock saints watch along
Based

[Anonymous No.]

boondock saints would be pretty kino desu

[Anonymous No.]

BOONDOCK SAINTS!

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>>29101780
>>29101540
how does yagoo do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101832
Straighter than Pekora?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god, big yab show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101842
Mori's superchats are shortlived, as time goes on she will not even be top 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101835
I am going to stick my dick between your tits, you literally cannot stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101829
This is the biggest casualty of COVID. Not the deaths or the crashed economy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101841
If Gura can control the weather is she considered a WMD and against the Geneva convention? Is Gura a war criminal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101842
no more Trumpbux I guess

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>>29101804
I bet it'll be told as if Kiara was isekai'd into one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

chikiara

[Anonymous No.]

So did haachama purposefully avoid that shitty joke or is she actually that bad at math

[Anonymous No.]

I just wok up; What'd I miss from Mori's stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>dipping fries into ice cream

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>>29101876
I love how she does that part so fucking much. The original song just repeats the previous lines melody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101870
Show screenshot of poal.

[Anonymous No.]

She's here

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101871
No, it's Suisei. There, saved you an hour. Go to bed anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101904
She farted again.

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>>29101904
She's going to keep sucking off THHK whenever he asks

[Anonymous No.]

>fries in ice cream
you eat this for your oshi won't you

[Anonymous No.]

>reminder that moris SC revenue is dropping, guras is catching up, and gura makes much more due to her basically tripling the membership count
>not to mention that these numbers are outdated, due to the massive inflation of membershrimps from guras campfire karaoke. her current member poll has 13k votes. safe to assume that there's at least 15k. another big inflation wave coming in tomorrow, too.

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>>29101842
What do you mean, they're still coming

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>>29101861
ye, making idiots feel at home is always the best way to filter them, cumshart

[Anonymous No.]

>boondock saints
based

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>>29101842
They're still there, but it's mostly the same names now.

[Anonymous No.]

Did she say Boondock Saints was members only? I missed it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101869
>>29101640
I agree that egg on a burger is pretty tasty, but I don't really like it because it's so messy

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101857
this lacks the percentage sum.
because of holoEN I'm pretty much at everyman level now. I do my naps during lunch break, after work and close to midnight. (EUfag)

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101862
>She's a skinwalker

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw i now put peanut butter on my burgers

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>>29101840
>she was supposed to be the face of holoEN

Man, I hope nobody told or implied that to her, or otherwise it would truly explain why she's down on herself all the time - she'd feel that she was given the special treatment and was expected to dominate, and thus her winding up lagging behind the gen must be entirely her fault.

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>>29101908
thats normal anon

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>>29101889
Pekora doesn't strip in front of her friends and go "dude what's the problem we're just bros"

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101857
>tfw somehow trapped in a fucked up biphasic pattern

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck now I want a burger but it's 1am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101855
>Ame time travels before she got the power from AO-chan
>wacks her over the head with a lead pipe
Time travel is overpowered, Ina can't beat Ame.

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>>29101862
>devoured pekora and her soul
>can bend her vagina to suit any jap vtubers needs
>can whisper sexy german in your ear with all 5 mouths
>numberfags the human population for not being low enough
>thick thigh
what more is there to tell

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>>29101816
Back at like the first month Kiara said she was going to do german fairy tales videos but was unsure of how to do them live due to the language barrier so she decided on making videos with subs instead of doing it live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101921
man who gives a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>still doing commissions

OH NO NO NO

Deadbeats apologize. For weeks you have defended her by saying this was merely a brief drought in content and that when she should finish he commissions she would return to normal. But this has now been proven to be complete falsity. It can no longer be argued that Mori cares even the slightest for hr job at hololive. Every narrative about her using this as a stepping stone for her music career was proven correct. She never should have been selected for holoEN in the first place. Seethe more deadbeats. Seethe more and cry.

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>>29101857
I kind of do fragmented sleep
Amelia has destroyed my sleep schedule, it's now dynamic

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>>29101780
>>29101540
Imagine being Cover when Gura finally beats Kizuna AI in a few months.
You have the biggest vtuber of all time, but she has a really glitchy and not very responsive avatar, and of course no 3D model anywhere on sight.
Thats gotta be embarrassing.

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>>29101602
Lore wise, the powerlevels go
Ina > Mori > Kiara > Gura > Ame

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101896
We don't have this coupon for no reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101862
/cgl/ went to an Indian reservation and paid them to put a skinwalker curse on her because they're butthurt

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck I missed the beginning of the Mori stream what did I miss

[Anonymous No.]

fuck doxxbeats
fuck barracudas
fuck ntrfags
fuck schizos
fuck trannies
fuck the CCP
AND FUCK CHILEANS

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101908
milkshakes specifically anon.

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>>29101921
Fuck off

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>>29101856
Gura's design is pretty subpar imo. The actual hood of her hoodie is the only decent thing.
Plus the art (and rigging) for her live2d is pretty low quality and it shows when most fan art tends to look better than the actual model

[Anonymous No.]

Can't enjoy one mori stream without the chilean raid shitting up the thread uh

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101842
waiting for next song/karaoke/literally any good reason to simp

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101857
This is bullshit isn't it? I've seen it posted for years but nothing backing it up
I am however stuck in a Biphasic pattern

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101946
Retardchama...

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>>29101946
ogey

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>>29101946
>more Mori
>more Mori content
>content like the date
I'm gucci

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101954
Boondock Saints watchalong, she's doing some project for Kiara (not the song).

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>>29101688
>Why does she tone down her character so much when she's alone but dials it up to 10000 in collabs for some weird reason?
lol you're right. She's literally inverted how you're supposed to behave in collabs. She said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud.

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>>29100558
https://youtu.be/H0C5zFI-dPg?t=23

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101861
>no no no our roommateposting is actually good
kys 10q

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101921
You're really trying to push this like anyone cares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101921
That's not how you use meme arrows

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101870
what poal?

[Anonymous No.]

>if you haven't seen it you're in for a treat
I'll hold you on to that, Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099823
No one really knows, youtube's chat algorithm is a complete mystery and doesn't make any sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101946
She's doing commissions for demon thighs

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>>29101903
It's Hchama so it's honestly 50/50 on which it was

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101920
I used to eat this all the time when I got wendy's, it's fucking delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>going black every time is boring
>I want to try something different
OHNON!O!NONONO

[Anonymous No.]

NARRATIVESBROS?

[Anonymous No.]

Is the shitbird a crazy Protestant bastard?

[Anonymous No.]

>open mori stream
>OH MY GOD LOOK AT ALL THOSE SUPACHATS HAHA WOW
>close stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101867
BGM to the video or she was just listing all her talents so people didn't just focus on animation.

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>>29101786
Not sure if the shorts are considered Canon, mostly due to the fact many of them have died/been portrayed in different ways. Ghost story one implied many of them were already dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101921
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

Mori confirmed for having gone black, but she has come back

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101923
ESL-kun, what didn't you get?
Do I need to make a meme image saying "ignore HERposters, do not reply to HERposter threads" for you to understand that I don't approve of them and they dont belong here?

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>>29101916
Why the hell would Mori be in 4chins?

[Anonymous No.]

This Mori date is something else.

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>>29101924
man the motor cycle in that game was so cool, wish i could ride it along side Norman Reedus on his new tv show RIDE on amc airing at xyz

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101898
>traditional german folktale, but the main character is replaced with kiara, told in 3rd person view.
this would be top tier shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101946
>>/jp/?task=search2&search_filename=1603940183909.png

Have you ever made a good post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101942
Ancient Ones literally exist outside of time and space. Oncr they pick their herald, they select it through all possible moments in time. No matter in which direction you travel, they will shield their interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>Talking about manicures
This ain't my boy....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101965
Friend of mine was on an Uberman sleep schedule for a month, said it was the worst experience of his life. He lives in the woods now I think.

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>>29101993
if she gets black again, she will infact not have come back

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>>29101935
Pekora can't strip without at least 3 doors between her and another person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101942
>AO reaches a tentacle out from beyond time and space and takes the pipe
Nothin personnel, watchamma

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101941
Hello fellow mountain time anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101768
Wait Noel is fat now!?

[Anonymous No.]

who the fuck posted ogey in Mori's chat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101954
She's getting her nails done in a few hours
She slept for like 5 hours in total last week
Boondock saints watch along on Wednesday

[Anonymous No.]

>Pink nails with sparklies
OH NO
THIS ISN'T MORI
Kiara finally ate her holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101949
Gura will get her new outfit the same way Marine did: with a significant Live2D rigging upgrade

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101950
what if kiara is weak but she gets reincarnated a lot?
Also how does ina's "power" work

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102008
Our boy is pretty girly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101559
You think this is her being awkward?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102008
That bitch Kiara took our boy to the spa and something changed.

[Anonymous No.]

>namedropped kiara again for no reason
dont watch mori streams often. does she do this usually? its kind of giving me gurame vibes with the random but constant namedrops

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101933
It all suddenly makes a lot more sense if you look at it this way.

I don't know how the fuck they overlooked the power of loli especially when HER previous channel already had more subs than FBK though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101998
No one spoon-feed this dude but know he's wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102020
ogey is a thing outside here for a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101840
>You are supposed to be the chosen one
>Instead you end up being the dud
Jeez, no wonder Kiara is always bitching about numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102003
not without a can of your favorite drink Monster Energy (tm) anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101745
I think we as a culture have settled on a few things that are required for the food product called a "burger," and that ain't it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102008
The date really did a number on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101857
How do I escape the biphasic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102006
Another avatarfag BTFO by archives, keep up the good work anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101857
What a joke, just kill your schelude and sleep for like a hour every two days and get used to sleep deprivation

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102006
KEK
I love this shit, it shows how these people are the real schizos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101957
Good ayameposter.
https://streamable.com/i0fiqh

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101942
Well, if ina formed the contract and that was what made Ame travel in time to stop her, what makes you think the old ones obey the laws of space and time so even if Ame were to travel before she formed the contract the old ones already choosed Ina so they would not let Ame bonk her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101942
Fucking time hackers...

[Anonymous No.]

Professional artist Haachama

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102033
Every stream nearly

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101946
>reddit spacing
>same typing style as before
>that same image
ill give a (you) for effort
also medicals

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101921
Will they actually stay members though

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102032
It's called being in love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102008
I love my boy in a sexual manner

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101946
Stop shitposting with my oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>your entire wardrobe becomes black
so someone broke into her house and stole all her clothes?

[Anonymous No.]

Mori's wardrobe is full of black cum.. why..

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102008
Do your doxx reps anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Deadbeats... does this count as mindbreak? I think the spa date and the english date finally broke her. What happened to my boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>all black wardrobe
SHe's totally like me

[Anonymous No.]

This doesn't sound like my boy wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102006
Kek, sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101916
What she really should watch is Battles Without Honor or Humanity. It's like if Scorsese made a movie about yakuza in the 70s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102033
Mori gushes over Kiara in her streams more often than you'd think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102005
>>29102016
Damn. What happens if you try to shoot Ina?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101957
>ntrfags
>schizos

I welcome those 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102073
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102033
Kiara awakened her hyper girly side and now she can't go back to full tomboy

[Anonymous No.]

>karaoke stream
FUCKING FINALLY MORI

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102051
Ayame giggles is very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

SING STREAM BOYS!!!

[Anonymous No.]

KARAOKE STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102056
Did Coco ever get her own refrigerator tier art from the chama?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102008
I'm glad I'm not the only one feeling like she's being extra girly tonight

[Anonymous No.]

Once you go black Mori you never go back..

[Anonymous No.]

>5 threads for Gura's karaoke
I guess it was good, huh

[Anonymous No.]

FINALLY

AN UTAWAKU

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101990
I tried looking but I couldn't find the source, however I could swear I read that the shorts are explicitly considered canon. Several have definitely died and come back, cheating death isn't outside their power level

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102073
Kiara literally charmed the tomboy out of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>29099881
Threads during karaoke is fun as fuck, you're missing out.
>b-but the numbers
Grow a fucking backbone, who cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101965
Biphasic is the natural sleep pattern for humans. Monophasic sleep being the dominant one is a recent event. You can shave off 30 to 60 minutes of sleep by being biphasic, but it's not practical if you have a job or studies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102047
I'm stuck on a constantly rotating 6 hour schedule. No idea.

[Anonymous No.]

KARAOKE STREAM YO

[Anonymous No.]

>singing stream
yab
last time mori had a big, 1 month in advance hyped up live show, she got less viewers than ames random 500k karaoke
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.]

FUCKING FINALLY MORI

[Anonymous No.]

>Singing stream next week
My boy does know how to get my attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102074
holy shit she's such a nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101855
>the infinite unknown
>the swirling abyss
>the eldritch god
>some completely normal human detective girl tries to make out with it

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking love this bitch!

[Anonymous No.]

Not OP, but I tried to do the rest of the song
I didn't realise it was 8 whole verses though and burnt myself out
sorry chumbuds, someone else will have to pick up the mantle


To the crew of Hololive | came a streamer one fine day
Known for making YouTube videos | where she sang in silly ways
From her debut we all knew it, | this girl's gonna make it big!
This goofy shark vtuber with a slightly dodgy rig
Slightly dodgy rig

We all watched in anticipation, | to see her play a game
'Twas a crappy shark simulator, | the stream was pretty lame
Barracudas, we called the haters, | soon you'll realise that you're wrong
This goofy shark vtuber will be the greatest all along
Greatest all along

Another stream, another kusoge | this shark vtuber played
"She can't carry all this garbage, | her fame will surely fade!"
But the chumbuds kept believing | that their sharkcoin stock was real
And their goofy shark vtuber would make all the antis kneel
Make all the antis kneel

40 JP members had tried to take her, | 40 JP members had made a slip
41 would be the comet, | with the shitty outfit
Shitty outfit

Gura Gwar, Gura Gwar
This goofy shark vtuber | with 1.3m subs
BTW ITS HER

[Anonymous No.]

It's been a few days but I don't remember Mori sounding so...feminine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102066
As long as members only karaokes are a thing, they will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102079
>That picture
Can you give me a quick rundown anon? Seems interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>my boy
>my boy
>my boy
>my boy
Shut the fuck up. She's my girl now, deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102073
She did her sleep reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102070
I would steal her panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>RME Babyface
Holy shit she's insane

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102075
Yeah she actually sounds good tonight for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102051
anything ayame does gets so easily forgiven just cause of this laugh. i aint even mad i just accept it at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102086
Here you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102033
mori talks about kiara as much as kiara talks about mori
you'd be surprised. i can easily check antis when they complain about this kind of shit because i know they dont watch the streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101962
her design is very simple, but still unique, and any decent artist will tell you thats a good thing.
There is a reason why she got the most fanarts at the start.
But yeah, her rigging sucks ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>MVM with Amelia
>Movie watchalong
>HoloJP collab
>Karaoke stream
>Blasphemous(?)

You know what? If tomorrow is the price I have to pay to get all of that next week, then I guess I'm willing to pay it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102090
>>29102094
>>29102092
she'll forget, mark my words
t. deadbeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102119
Kiara replaced her finally

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102099
Don't know why meido nuke the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a burger now but it’s 3am where I am and no place is open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102073
She mentioned she always liked girly stuff before, but never had the time or money to do that kind of thing

[Anonymous No.]

>WE'RE SINGING
WE'RE SINGING
>WE'RE SINGING
WE'RE SINGING
>WE'RE SINGING
WE'RE SINGING
TAKAMORI KARAOKE COLLAB? WHY DID SHE SAY "WE" WHILE TALKING ABOUT KIARA?

[Anonymous No.]

What's with people and telling everyone they have depression? Jesus

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102006
Cope and seethe more.

[Anonymous No.]

>it will be difficult to survive today's storm
What did you mean by this, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey anons, are you happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102099
It was powerful, even other websites started numberfagging

[Anonymous No.]

>mori doesn't like christmas music
Unsubscribed

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102073
Shitbird's bad influence.

[Anonymous No.]

that's a clip

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102091
Honestly it's the cutest laugh in Hololive IMO and that is a fucking ultra-difficult competition to win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102122
No, she is MY woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102053
>>29102016
>>29102005
Damn that would be pretty fucking sick to see an older Amelia try to kill a younger Ina and suddenly the small Ina is protected by an unknown power. That's some kino anime shit. Ina would have no idea what is going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29101949
I like Gura's glitchy live2d. It's unironically cute and hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102088
Remove Kiara

[Anonymous No.]

>>29102136
What 3rd world hole do you live in that you can't get a burger at 3:00 am?

[Anonymous No.]

There is no christmas with your boy. Christmas makes her feel sad

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>>29101922
They're still coming but seems on recline.. Just my thinking though and I'm too lazy backing it up with numbers.

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>>29102135
Okay, the Kiara skinwalker narrative is actually getting funny.

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>>29102122
B-but my tomboy fantasy...

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>>29102083
Either your time travel malfunctions because of intent or youre stopped at whichever step by random weird events or direct cultist intervention. Cosmic beings are retarded when it comes to power levels in all forms of media. They are the definition of ass pull and "no u".

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>>29102148
No but every day is a little easier.

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>>29102129
Mori doesn't push the fucking cringy-ass ship like Kiara does and pretending otherwise is delusional.

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>>29102139
Mori already spoiled that they're doing a produced duet together.

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CHICKEN GIVE ME BACK MY BOY!!!
I still like this girly Mori though.

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B-bros I don't mean to alarm you,but I think our boy is actually a W*MAN!

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>>29100160
https://files.catbox.moe/hhag1q.ogg

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>she had Kiara test her new mic
lol.

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>>29102131
Why are people scared about that podcast? Who gives a shit?

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>>29102099
Didn't see live. It was a fun read as I watched the VOD.

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>>29101855
death comes for everyone someday, even eldritch gods, so calli > ina
if you go full seventh seal and say you can beat death through chess then ame > calli and therefore ame > ina
and of course gura can beat ame by dangling cunny over her head so gura > ame > calli > ina
only one ina beats is chimkin

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>>29102134
Accident.

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>>29102167
WTF

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>doesn't like christmas music
sasuga edgelordchama

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>>29102122

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>>29102119
>Females are more feminine after heterosexual sex
https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/female-arousal#arousal-vs-desire

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Did she really not get the hint that nobody wants her to sing after her disaster last time?

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>>29102153
She's a wigger. How much do blacks celebrate gift giving? Their holiday is the first of the month.

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>>29102175
FUCK OFF GHOSTRIDER

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>>29102177
>Mori doesn't push the fucking cringy-ass ship like Kiara does
yes she does the only difference is instead of being lovey she's being tsun shitting on Kiara

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>>29102117
Excellent work

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>>29102199
Christmas music fucking sucks
t. retail worker

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>>29102190
The only actual effect it will have it making these threads shitty

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>>29101919
>>29101918
hot

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>>29102175
FUCK OFF, GHOST RIDER

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>>29102190
A few people actually give a shit but post non stop about it, some people want people to think it's a big deal and make up the rest of the posts. It's literally nothing.

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>>29102189
Finally somebody animated it

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It's Suisei, right?

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>>29101946
the ropes in the other room, feel free to use it at your leisure.

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Hey Deadbeats I just want to kindly let you know that your oshi is a fucking whore who needs to graduate asap

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>>29101840
>>29101933
>>29102039
If this narrative is true fuck man. I understand the numberfagging now.

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WHO'S THE SENPAI WHAT'S THE ANNOUNCEMENT REEEEEE

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>>29102122
Fuck off, ghost rider.

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>Talking about collabing with a senpai
>Two or three fucking retards in the chat pipe up about the collab

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>I talk better [Japanese] depending on how much I like the person
Mori holy shit don't say shit like that, the narratives will go into overdrive

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Who has the same taste in games as Mori?

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>>29102212
touché

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>>29102223
its korone

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>>29102103
Dommed the tomboy out of her

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>in two weeks
NO FUCK I'M IMMIGRATING I CAN'T MAKE THAT WEEK

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Here's the person who Mori is secretly collabing with

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>TWO WEEKS
screamingwojaks.jpg

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ALL GUESSES WERE WRONG

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>>29102221
Animated version has been posted for a week already?

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Mori collab with Aki!

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>>29102212
ogey

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>1+3 JP collabs
kiara is influencing her more than i thought

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>>29102204
>nobody
speak for yourself faggot

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SEGA!

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>rushia streaming collab
>suisei, watame, azki/sora singing collab
predicted. Nostradamus alert.

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>cool senpai
>same taste in games
Who?

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FROM a certain SOFTware company

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>>29102203
I thought everyone knew this but I guess I shouldn't be surprised this thread is full of dumb virgins.

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Oh god it's gonna be Coco isn't it?

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They can't get From permissions still?

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why do people even like mori again?

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It's Twappi

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Mori wants to play DeS remake badly

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Give us the permission Fromsoft you faggots

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>Fuck snoyniggers
Damn Mori, harsh but based.

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>announcement of an announcement of a collab 2 weeks from now
Mori the fuck are you doing

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Fromsoft will bow if its the last thing Mori does

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We already know who Mori is collabing with...

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>>29102253
It might honestly be Aqua if we look at it purely FROM Soft wise.

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>no one has guessed it yet
So it's not Suisei? The chat spammed it for a second.
>>29102253
What if it's Sora?

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>ps5 has no games
Based Reaper

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>>29102254
What a dork

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>>29102167
Because she celebrates Hanukkah.

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>talking about demon souls
kek

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why is her model desync'd from her voice?

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>>29102253
>Dark Souls
It's fucking Luna.

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>>29102233
She said she didn't know what Hololive was before the audition so I gues...is not a Holo?
Unless not one in the level to get that comfortable.

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>>29102163
Ina is kinda broken, the reaper is done for, the old ones do not know death, the bird reincarnates from her ashes, the old ones could just send her to another dimension and keep her dying and reincarnating for all eternity.

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Atlus WILL kneel

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>>29102262
Tits

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Mori wants to play Demon's Souls Remastered on stream but can't because FROM is NIGGERS

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>>29102019
Don't even watch her, but doxfaggots kept shoving her fat rolls into al most every thread last week.

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thanks Ichikara for making every Sony game not playable unless you're a nijinigger.

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calli will get permissions for bloodborne when elden ring comes out

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>>29102257
>>29102239
HA HA HA NO!

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She's talking like a normal person and it's making me uncomfortable

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>>29102272
God no pls

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>>29102193
Ancient Eldritch Gods (in Lovecraftian mythos and other pop culture that heavily use them) are specifically stated to be outside of the physical universe, not bound by laws inside it. Death is a construct of our universe. Thats why theyre impossible to deal with and all you can do is desperately shut doors infront of them so they cant manifest.

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>>29102203
I wouldn't mind if Mori had sex during her Hololive careet, that's no problem

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>>29102253
Noel

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>Tfw Atlus and Fromsoft nerf my oshi from her fullest potential

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baby baby baby baby

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Doesn't like Christmas means she isn't christian.. Possibly a Jew? I know some Jew also in Japanese music industry like Barakan

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>>29102271
If she actually pulls it off, all is forgiven. If she then goes on to play Bloodborne and is actually good at the game, I will consider it a full redemption arc and kneel.

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That's right, Demon's Souls is out isn't it.

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>>29102262
She farts.

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>>29102286
if its luna im killing myself
what a boring fucking character

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>>29102253
Aqua, no? She's the Fromchad of holo

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GIVE ME THOSE FUCKING DEMON SOULS PERMISSIONS

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>>29102302
even eldritch gods aren't immune to cunny anonchama

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>hours of Mori just going ATLUS PLS GIVE PERMISSIONS
fucking yes, please

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UNDERTALE

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>>29102099
Gura played all the instruments by herself too. she also said dick 125 times.

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>>29102312
She loves bacon.

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I want to spank Ame-chan's ass

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>>29102286
Anyone but Luna please

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>>29102317
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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is she drinking the wine out of the bottle?

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>>29101842
They're sitting on her t3 membership, occasionally throwing 100 bucks at her.

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>RPGmaker
I can't believe Mori will play through Hazumi and the Pregstate

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Fuck Sony, fuck Bamco, fuck Atlus

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>>29102114
Ame is a fucking timecop with plotarmor level of luck. Do not underestimate her.

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>>29102302
>immune to death because death is a construct of our universe
>not immune to doors

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I love you Gura, always!

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FROM SOFT PLS
I WANT EN CHUBBAS TO SUFFER IN DARK SOULS

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>>29102187
Holy fuck, 3:50 with the backing vocals

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>>29102324
undertale isn't a rpg maker game