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Konata is everything you wish you were, /jp/:

-A cute little girl(on the outside)
-Japanese, living Japanese school life and being a true Japanese otaku.
-Having cute girlfriends
-Having blue hair and an ahoge
-Being voiced by Aya Hirano

>> No.2899433

>-Japanese, living Japanese school life and being a true Japanese otaku
>-Being voiced by Aya Hirano
I wouldn't wish that

>> No.2899439

>Having blue hair and an ahoge

No! Everyone would laugh at me.

>> No.2899446

>-Being voiced by Aya Hirano
We just can't have nice things.

>> No.2899447

I am something she isn't
>real
Crown me!

>> No.2899451

>-Having cute girlfriends

The only girlfriends she has are 2D, so we are on equal footing there.

>> No.2899453

You're right, I want to be voiced by Aya Hirano so bad.
I'd talk to myself while masturbating.

>> No.2899482

>>2899447
You are not real either.

>> No.2899521

timotei

TIMOTEI

T I M O T E I

>> No.2899528

>Japanese, living Japanese school life

I'm not sure if I want that.

>> No.2899542 [DELETED] 

She's a moeblob and I don't want otaku xDDD for a girlfriend.

>> No.2899554
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2899554

>Aya Hirano

I'd personally cut out my own vocal cords with a steak knife sans anesthesia

>> No.2899567

OP forgot: having a sick lolicon father that enables/encourages your self-destructive otaku lifestyle and having a job that can support such a lifestyle without going bankrupt.

>> No.2899569

>>2899528
It's a small drawback, considering the benefits.

>>2899542
Kagami is not an "otaku xDDD" you raging homosexual.

>> No.2899574

well
>-Being voiced by Aya Hirano
fuck n-
Actually... having a girlish voice would be nice...

>> No.2899752

No no, I don't wish to BE Konata.
I wish to be INSIDE Konata.
You know.
With my penis.

>> No.2899762
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2899762

>>2899752

...? Sorry, I don't follow.

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