/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Reimu has a big fat butt.

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>>28839529
Her cheeks should be crushing my dick with enough pressure to completely reduce it to atoms

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine the smell

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>>28853347
But it's already made out of atoms!

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>>28839529
How the FUCK

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>>28839529
and I want to bury my face into it

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>>28839529
Do you guys think Marisa likes Reimu and tries to stare at her backside whenever she gets a chance? Why else would she keep returning to the shrineand help her with youkai? It's clearly obvious.

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>>28839529
Wow it's true!

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>>28956569
I bet Marisa likes to grope and slap her ass, and tries to pass it off as just being friendly banter.

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>>28903500
Seriously though, how? She's poor.

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>>28994265
have you seen how fat americans are, yet they live of $8/hour

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>>28996005
>have you seen how fat americans are, yet they live of $8/hour
Where are you from?
I can tell you don't know the first thing about the cost of living.

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>>28956569
They've been running together for years. Not only that but if Reimu's around, maybe Marisa will have one thing tying her to the Human side.

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>>28839529
What would happen if i smack it?

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>>29082161
bad things will happen

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I want her to sit in my lap with that butt.

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>>29093213
same dude.
just imagine.

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>>29082161
Reimu doesn't mind that

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>>29093213
I want her to grind that butt on my face.

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>>29128432
>Reimu doesn't mind that
you sure dude?
I don't think anyone here is trying to get Fortune Teller'd

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Reimubutt.

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>>29186269
I'll see about removing the watermark if anyone wants it that way.

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>>29154554
It's the only way to find willing people donating to the Hakurei Shrine

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>>29192372
No, there are other ways.
I doubt she exterminates youkai for free. Same with hosting parties.

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>>28839529
This comes from the title screen of TH17
This is ZUN art.

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is it true mikos used to moonlight as prostitutes in the old days? if so how the hell is reimu so poor

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>>29260902
She ugly

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>>29265901
reimu is like only 2hu that i can think of that official works describe her as "beautiful"

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>>29260902
>how the hell is reimu so poor
She's too lazy to do anything if it doesn't inconvenience her.
Like Yukari, a majority of her time that isn't spent keeping track of events through Marisa or someone else, sweeping, or drinking is spent sleeping.

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>It's an average afternoon in Gensokyo, the Sun is high in the sky, the birds are singing their songs and the squirrels are looking for their nuts
>Reimu is cleaning the entrance of the shrine with a broom, waiting for Yukari and Marisa to drop by and have some tea
>Yukari arrives first at the correct time, bringing with her tea and many different sweet things to eat, as usual
>Marisa arrives second, five minutes late, bringing nothing with her, as usual
>They all sit on the ground at the usual spot, under the shadow of a tree
>Once all the sweets are laid out and the tea is ready, they start talking about what's on their minds
>"This song the birds are singing, it's quite beautiful, wouldn't you say?" says Yukari in her usual ladylike manner, with a soft smile on her face.
>"I stole this book from Alice the other day, thinking the cover was made of gold and I could sell it for a high price, but it turns out it's just brass. Man, I'm so disappointed!" says Marisa, slightly angry about this unfortunate turn of event
>Then suddently and without warning, the birds, who had been happily singing since dawn, become silent, and their song is replaced by an odd and displeasing sound, not unlike that of a starving dog eating red meat for the first time in two weeks
>This noise, although sudden and out of place, isn't a surprise to Yukari and Marisa, who are by now very used to it
>They both look at the source of this noise, which is only a few centimeters away from them
>This source is Reimu, frenetically eating a slice of watermelon, completely oblivious to her surroundings
>"Mghaa, this watermelon's so good! It's the greatest thing ever!", she says, with what would be a smile on her face, if her mouth wasn't full. "Thank you for always bringing tasty stuff with you, Yukari!", she adds
>"Aaah, it's nothing. I'm glad you like it so much.", Yukari replies, with an embarassment that is obvious to anyone who understands the true meaning of those words

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>Marisa though of saying something, but couldn't think of anything meaningful. She considered agreeing with Reimu on the taste of the watermelon, unfortunately, all the slices had already been eaten by Reimu, and she knew that saying this in spite of the fact that she didn't get to taste the watermelon would only make the situation even more awkward
>In the end, the usually cheerful and smug Marisa decided to remain silent, with a sad expression on her face
>"There, I'm all done with the watermelon! Now let's move on to the strawberries and the cupcakes!", says Reimu, after taking a small pause to remove the seeds stuck between her teeth
>Upon hearing those words, Yukari closes her eyes and wonders to herself how it is possible for a human being to live such a precarious life, and at the same time being able to lie to friends so well and to put on a perfect fake smile, despite having no reasons to move forward in life, despite not being able to see light at the end of the tunnel
>"It's always been like this, hasn't it?", she thinks to herself. "For as long as I can remember, it's always been like this. Her revenue as a shrine maiden has never been enough. She has never been able to afford food. It's the same thing every week. Every week, when we're done talking and I'm about to leave, she tells me "Let's do the same thing next week, alright?!", with such a bright smile on her face. But I know it's a fake smile. I know how terrified she is of me saying no. She needs food, but she'd never admit it. That's understandable, I'm her friend, after all. Some would say that's a good reason to ask, but it's such a big request that she thinks I'd never accept. I know that she feels guilty about this, that she feels like she's betraying me. I don't blame her. I know it would tear her heart appart if I told her I'm aware of the situation. For now, all I can do is bring her food once a week. Sorry, Reimu. Sorry I can't do more."

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>As the sky turns orange and the Sun begins to set, Marisa says goodbye to Reimu and Yukari then leaves, flying with her broom. She too, is overwhelmed with a feeling of sadness. As she watches the Sun disappear behind the mountains, she wonders if Reimu's suffering will ever stop.
>Once Yukari is done stacking her boxes, she stands up and says goodbye to Reimu as well.
>"I'll be leaving now. Today was a wonderful day as well. I'm glad the birds allowed us to listen to their songs as usual."
>"Yeah, damn right! So, let's do the same thing next week, alright?!"
>"Yes. I'll be coming over next week as well. It's always a pleasure to spend time with you, Reimu."
>As Yukari walks away from the shrine, she looks back one more time, wondering if Reimu had already gone back to her shrine maiden activities
>She sees Reimu, frantically waving at her with a big smile
>This smile, however, is unlike all of Reimu's previous smiles that day, for it is accompanied with tears running down her cheeks and falling onto the floor
>Such is an average afternoon in Gensokyo

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>>29285038
>>29285070
>>29285105
かっこい話、読んでいない
霊夢のお尻聞いててね

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>>29186269
I want to make mini reimus with reimu
at least a dozen

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>>28839529
I want to be sandwiched between two Reimus.

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>>29093213
I want her to sit on my face.

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>>29338083
How many lines of coke did you sniff before saying that?

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>>28956569
>Do you guys think Marisa likes Reimu and tries to stare at her backside whenever she gets a chance?
Not Marisa, but maybe Yukari does that.

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>>28839529
I appreciate that this thread is still around

Keep it up forever

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>>29454492
Who needs to stare when you have gaps?

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>>29464813
It's her method of eavesdropping, and dropping by when not welcome. Staring is just a luxury she has.
I lost the image, but there's one where she gaps in and stares from under her skirt.

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>>29342666
same

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This thread is still up?

Nice lmao

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>>29285038
>>29285070
>>29285105

I think Reimu wrote this to get people to feel bad for her and donate to her shrine. Silly Reimu.

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>>29475191
Is this picture from a video?

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>>28893206
subatomic particles!

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>>28839529
Because she sits on her fat ass all day doing nothing

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>>29475191
Something looks weird about the Reimu on the left.

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>>29574614
I don't know. The one on the right looks even more suspicious.
The oni miko is said to be a ruthless killer. The girl on the right doesn't even fit the bill of an oni!

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>>28903500
wait, that's not reimu

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>>29607499
The only way to know for sure is with a taste test!

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Is this just a one off illustration or from a manga?

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>>29641122
It's from the Detective Satori manga

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>>29641036
Uh, I'll pass on that.
I'd rather see them go about the shrine and see which one slips up first.
What are you even tasting? Their armpits? Neither should be lactating!

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>>28839529
I'm going to plant a fat red handprint on her ass, it'll be there for days and remind her of it's presence whenever she sits down. Ahhhh

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>>29684270
worth it