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It's the guardian of the gate!

>> No.28825127

>>28825047
She drives me to masturbate.

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>> No.28851459
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>>28825047

>> No.28857390
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china's feet give off smelly spores that infected 50 million pairs of lungs around the world already. If only she kept her flats on.

>> No.28862042
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hey ..

dude ...

let me IN

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>>28862042
Stay OUT

Guard the gate, gate guarder!

>> No.28863322

>>28862042
No! Nein! Nyet! Use the door!

>> No.28885093
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It'd be nice to nap with Meiling, letting her use me as her little cuddle pillow..

>> No.28891555

>>28857390
One sniff. My life for just one sniff.

>> No.28891663

>>28825127
>>28851459
she ruined my week streak

>> No.28892832
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>>28891555
the smell is not dangerous. Just very infectious and induces breathing trouble.

>> No.28893300

>>28892832
Does anyone in the SDM wash their feet? I know Sakuya does, she washes her whole body regularly except for that one part.

>> No.28893333
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>>28893300
>Does anyone in the SDM wash their feet?
no. If you took one breath in there you'd inhale infectious spores instantly.

>> No.28896512
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>>28857390
>red hair
>blue eyes
>tall
Are you sure she's Chinese and not some impostor?

>> No.28897646
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>>28896512
scottish girl feet don't cause lung plagues that restricts breathing. They smell of fresh roses and the swampy earth.

>> No.28899879

jao

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>> No.28947447
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Beauty, grace, strength.

>> No.28955202
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HONG

>> No.28955698

A lot of people just dont appreciate Meiling anymore!

>> No.28994026
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>>28955698
I appreciate her. She's nice for what its worth.

>> No.29066347

>>28955202
What is going on here?

>> No.29066457

Meiling fucks shotas. I’ve read the literature

>> No.29072019

>>29066347
Meiling demonstrates her power

>> No.29075433
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>>29066457
You know too much. I'll have to silence you with my ass.

>> No.29077493

>>29072019
But why is Sakuya pouring water on her head?

>> No.29078170
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>>29077493
It's an obscure reference to a Jackie Chan movie.

>> No.29078279

>>29078170
Thanks.

>> No.29078466

>other 2hus
>1 week in
>348 replies 190 images posted
>Meiling
>1 week in
>30 replies 18 images

Why is Meiling so unpopular?

>> No.29079746

>>29078466
her feet smell

>> No.29084417
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>>29079746
based and obsessed meilingfeetanon

>> No.29084441

>>29084417
I would gladly let Meiling live rent free in my head.

>> No.29084477
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>>29084417
my respiratory tract burns with each breath, but knowing her feet smell is causing it makes it worthwhile.

>> No.29122319

>>29078466
I'll help Meiling masturbate like crazy if you know what I mean.
>>28891663
Sagume ruined mine.

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>> No.29179088

I want to hong hong's hongs

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>>28896512
>>29078466

>> No.29213364

Meiling is not friendly
She's not one of the canon nice 2hus
She sleeps on the job and admits it herself
Given the chance and excuse, Flan would fucking kill her with no hesitation
And she is not a dragon

>> No.29213607

Jaaaaoooooooooooooo!

>> No.29240823
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I love Meiling!

>> No.29288414

>>28825047
china china gal

>> No.29298330

>>29213364
shoo shoo catfish

>> No.29298441

i want to hong meiling

>> No.29326321

>>29213364
She's dangerous, but relatively "nice" compared to most other youkai.

>> No.29330361
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29330361

may ling

>> No.29336006

>>29298330
Dude the Detective Satori stuff threw those headcanons to the trash

>> No.29341971
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Here is your gatekeeper.

Any questions?

>> No.29342412

>>29341971
Will she sit on my face?

>> No.29351129

>>29213364
There was some printwork or another by Ukyuu where it's mentioned she sometimes chitchats with passerby humans and then just lets them go on their way. As far as youkai-human interactions go that's pretty damn nice.

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>>29341971
No questions here!

>> No.29387223

>>29351129
[PMiSS]
>She is unusually human-like for a youkai, and if you talk to her while she is on the job, she will make idle chatter or complain about whatever is on her mind.
>She may threaten you with words, but as long as you don't try to break through the gate, she will rarely attack.
>You would even think that the person you're talking to might be a human.
...
>As long as you don't provoke her, she isn't dangerous.

https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Hong_Meiling

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29402453

Meiling baked you a cake for visiting her unpopular thread!

>> No.29404718

>>29351129
She was still a bitch to Sakuya when she was made into a prime suspect

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Please don't blame me for the current pandemic!

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>>29430910
We know who the real culrpit is...

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>>29430910
Why did you cause pneumonic plague with your socks? My lungs itch now.

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>>29435642
You know you want it.

>> No.29442318
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>>29442265
oh no the scent of her odorous rice hooves got into my respiratory tract! Now it's just going to use it as a host and make me cough so it can spread itself to fresh lungs.

at least it's not dangerous, right?

>> No.29473438

meirin

>> No.29474186

Chinese girls dont have boobs that big!

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>>29474186
you sure?

>> No.29488223

>>29487918
I hope I'm wrong!

>> No.29489328

>>29387223
>As long as you don't provoke her, she isn't dangerous.
That makes her far kinder than many youkai, yes.

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>> No.29569220

>>29213364
If Flan really wanted to kill her, she'd blow her up on the spot

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>> No.29606197

meiling-sama is so cool!

>> No.29607516
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You don't want to piss Meiling off...

>> No.29611932

>>29607516
i want meiling to piss on me

>> No.29629688
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In case you're wondering, a "10 times quiz" is like when your friends make you say toaster 10 times and ask you what you put in a toaster.

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>>29629688
Sounds nice. I haven't heard of it before.

>> No.29678287
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29678287

sniffffffff

>> No.29678548

>>29629688
Who drew these?

>> No.29678720

>>29678548
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/30675161

>> No.29678881

>>29678720
Oh. Thanks.

>> No.29679099

>>29678287
hong areola

>> No.29710811
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>>29342412
I think she wouldn't but who knows.

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