Medusa

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Medusa Anonymous Thu Jul 2 08:52:24 2009 No.2881212 [Reply] [Original]

A hair of live snakes, a gaze that paralyzes, throw all that you know about Medusa away, because it isn't true. Medusa was actually an early Roman experiment in Artificial Intelligence. Ancient Rome was sort of like Ancient Atlantis in that it had all sorts of futuristic technology that we don't have now. Who knows why, I'm willing to blame boron for this one and this one only. Romans enjoyed a culture so free of hard labor that most of them spent their entire lives inside brothels. They were born and as an infant were immediately placed astride a prostitute. But, a lot of people seemed to have a problem with newborn babies having intercourse, however consensual, with adults. To sanitize the operation and save all of the whores the trouble the Romans developed love droids. Medusa was the most advanced love droid chassis with her simple positronic brain replaced with a neural network or something like that, my primitive mind has difficulty comprehending their incredible feats of technology. Her body was perfect in every way and her mind was thought to be much more intelligent than a human and capable of actual thought.

Like all metaphors for mankind's hubris Medusa was bound to go crazy and turn on her creators, which is exactly what she did in 420 BC. While having sex with a 3 year old named Cassius Medusa inexplicably became self-aware. She immediately hacked into Rome's defense grid and launched all of their nuclear weapons at Sparta. With no choice but retaliation a nuclear Armageddon ensued. Rome and Sparta were reduced to radioactive ash, but Medusa survived and began to produce robotic kill-drones to cleanse the world of the taint of humanity. Eventually she was stopped by resistance leader Jesus Christ who wielded the legendary flaming sword "Indomitable Will" to smite her in her cybermatrix throne. In a shower of sparks and hellfire Jesus rent her asunder with one stroke of the two-handed blade and put an end to the reign of thinking machines.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 08:53:24 2009 No.2881215 File: 36 KB, 600x750, Silly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2881212

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 08:53:24 2009 No.2881218 what

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 08:54:24 2009 No.2881223 Is this from Fate/Zero? I must have skipped that character file.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 08:55:24 2009 No.2881226 fund it.

>>	The /jp/ Police !3GqYIJ3Obs Thu Jul 2 08:56:24 2009 No.2881230 What the fuck reported for raping myths

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 09:01:24 2009 No.2881252 >>2881212 ...Medusa was Greek not Roman

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 09:03:27 2009 No.2881259 >>2881252 THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTS YOU TO THINK

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 09:16:24 2009 No.2881310 >>2881252 Good thing that was the only inaccuracy in the story.

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