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I love you /jp/
You're all family to me
I genuinely care about you folks
You're my friends
Group hug!

>> No.28811760
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>>28811299
agahagahagagaggagagagahaggahagaagg

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*hugs you and your mama*

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>>28811299

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRkgH7Uu-hA

>> No.28812770

>>28811299
First time lurker from a certain toilet board, this place is too wholesome for my black heart. ;_;

>> No.28824325

>>28811299
shut up faggot

>> No.28824980

>>28811299
I love you too.

>> No.28860372

>>28811299
>I genuinely care about you folks
I do too.
Everyone is a friend.
deja vu.

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>>28824325

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Hugging! With /jp/!

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>>28811299
/jp/ is one of the few boards where you can still find positive vibes from time to time. Seems like people have forgotten how to have fun and take it easy.

>> No.28896875
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I love /jp/, and I love our lord and saviour Iesua Nazarenus

>> No.28897020

>>28893148
Crazy how different it feels to the rest of the site, to me at least

>> No.28898947

8chnl and cutiegarden loves you too.

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>>28896875
I love Jesus so freaking much it's unreal

>> No.28901470

>>28898947
I don't love you cutiegarden

>> No.28901527

>>28896875
i'd impregnate our lord and saviour

>> No.28932650

>>28897020
>Crazy how different it feels to the rest of the site
It is.
Even looking through the catalog solidifies that this board was different from the others for quite some time.
The way it is now is certainly different from the rest of the boards on the site.

>> No.28939872

>>28865358
I recognize that marisa from another photo...

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That's very kind of you. I think I'd really like having friends or just a friend. Hope all is well with all of you and you're hanging in there okay.

>> No.28945361

>>28811299
I love you too anonymous. Please take care out there, alright?

>> No.28964969

>>28865358
that anon is in his 30s now
wonder if he's still here
kek

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>>28811299
Shut up and Sit on me

>> No.28965299

sex with anon

>> No.28966085

>>28865358
>>28964969
you wouldn't happen to be our special birthday boy, would you anon?

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I love you all, jay!

>> No.28966288

>>28966085
No, that's another person. My birthday was 4 days ago.

>> No.28966375

>>28966288
then happy late birthday! mine's in two weeks! nice hitler dubs!

>> No.28966520

>>28966211
but I don't know you
I'll never meet you
it's not enough, anon

>> No.28966776

i miss blog and chit chat threads, it's nice to just talk about random stuff with /jp/sies

>> No.28967092

Even us Hololive posters?

>> No.28967127

>>28966776
too bad anon
blog and chit chat thread?
b&!
innocent post about astolfo's feet?
b&!
fun?
b&! your b& will not expire!

>> No.28970029

>>28966776
Forget generals and politics and all that shit, the main reason why 4chan has declined so much is because the mods have absolutely no clue what they're doing. Everything having to be super on topic all the time was never what 4chan was like.
Lately I've been enjoying meguca because it isn't like this.

>> No.28970462

>>28966211
The fumo threads are still a delight all these years later.

>> No.28970640

>>28967092
no you guys can go and stay go

>> No.28970900

>>28970640
Keep it easy, anon.

>> No.28971751

>>28901527
Please do not speak about our lord and saviour inappropriately.

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>>28971751
Relax. When he is ready to confess, Iesua-sama will be there to forgive him.

>> No.29006796

>>28970029
i have to agree

>> No.29007002

>gives hugg

>> No.29007305

>>29007002
Who are you quoting?

>> No.29007419

how do i become part of /jp/

>> No.29007818

>>29007419

>>28100640
>>28100562
>>28100760
>>28116014
>>28253357
>>28263865
>>28296831
>>28424260
>>28579873
>>28579961

>> No.29009003

>>28964969
the average age here is mid 40s

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I have no one really safe to talk to. I'm all alone. Sadly, the board meant for bawwwing, /r9k/, I have no real connection to the people there, never really did. I don't get what I need from them. I would be able to from /jp/, if the mods were looser with what's allowed. I love you guys, and a few of you, you girls. I almost don't feel safe talking at all. I have no one to go to, anyway. Sorry for bawwwposting, but my anti-depressants have lost their effectiveness, and I'm regressing. Tried to kill myself last week. Didn't work, obviously. I believe in the supernatural now, because of it. Or at least, something beyond my feeble comprehension. I'm going to stop bawwwposting now. Sorry if this post bothers anyone.

>> No.29033325

>>29032453
you're not a bother at all anon. have you looked into trying supplements like ashwagandha, glycine/magnesium glycinate, zinc glycinate, rhodiola, theanine, l-tyrosine, 5-htp? i've heard very good things about them. please don't try to hurt yourself again anon.

>> No.29034120

>>29033325
No, not that I know of, but there's this medical trial shit going on that uses some kind of thing to stimulate areas of the brain that are underused, as a way to combat treatment-resistant depression. Hopefully, I'll be able to get in on it. I'll look up what you've suggested, though, I'll take anything that could work.
>please don't try to hurt yourself again anon
I won't, solely because I'm convinced that either quantum immortality or something equivalent in function to it wants to keep me alive. Thank you for talking to me.

>> No.29034819

>>29032453
>I have no one really safe to talk to. I'm all alone.
A very relatable statement. I find it difficult to truly connect with people. I've gone about a decade without significant human contact and my only true friend probably offed themselves a couple months ago. /jp/ is the only human interaction I get anymore since it still has some integrity left, online culture and people have changed too much to really feel like fitting in anywhere else.

The world's a tough place anon. I hope you can find a reason for living, or at least something that brings you some joy.

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>>28811299
I love all of you anons!

>> No.29068637

>>29009003
>the average age here is mid 40s
seriously?

>> No.29068906

>>29068637
nah, don't listen to him. humans are just envious and want to make you feel old.

>> No.29069603

>>29068637
Yes, about half are 10 years old and the other half are 80 years old.

>> No.29069736

>>28811299
I am just a home wrecking board nomad but sure i guess i can join in.

>> No.29120084

>>28982695
> "Eastern Wicked Star Chapter", also known as Touhou Jaseishou.

>An original Touhou fangame developed by ido, released on August 26, 2013. Official art for the heroines is done by Kanenoya while the bosses are done by Teitoku. Their drawing roles are reversed in ido's other fangame Mystical Power Plant. The storyline heavily features Christianity.

Huh, I didn't know about that until now.
Time to hunt down the game I guess.

>> No.29155068

>>28966211
Cute Miyoi dude
Does she have a fumo already?

>> No.29157630

>>28943355
me on the right, you on the left
hanging out on the jay, having fun sipping tea and trying on pretty dresses for all eternity! that's way better than reality, right anon?

>> No.29157748

>>28971751
making children is an appropriate and blessed activity

>> No.29184437

Would you even let your children browse this place?
Some dudes talk about shitposting with their kids on different boards.

>> No.29186731

>>29157630
But I want to drink tea and try on dresses IRL with jaypee...

>> No.29186893

>>29186731
Anon, not all of us would look good in dresses.

>> No.29190239

>>29184437
>children
Normalfags should all leave this place

>> No.29190703

>>29190239
Yet they post alongside you.
They're here to stay until they get bored or can't stand the atmosphere anymore.

>> No.29190885

>>28811299
i love you too anon :3

>> No.29204405

>>29184437
I'm not saying it's a good idea for them to be browsing here but there are many worse places where they could be posting.

>> No.29210527

>>29184437
Depends on what age you mean by "children" but I've been here since I was 13 and I turned out alright
I don't believe in moderating what teens do on the computer anyways, there's so many things they could be doing IRL with their friends that are much more damaging to them than seeing goatse on /b/

>> No.29212059

>>28967092
No, fuck you.

>> No.29230067
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Reality is underwhelming

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/jp/ daisuki!
>>28865358
where is your fn fiveseven?

>> No.29249835
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29249835

Even idol posters?

>> No.29287613

>>29249835
No. Historically, /jp/ has always hated them.

>> No.29292867

>>29190239
life is a puzzle. a quest to make and raise real children with 2d women.

>> No.29335090

>>29186731
that does sound pretty fun
maybe we could make out a little bit, too

>> No.29337041

bump for rare fun thread

>> No.29354464

>>28900423
As you should.

>> No.29354597

>>29335090
omg!!

>> No.29357527

>>29354597
and then cuddle together on the couch
I don't mind if you're a dirty stinky neet, I just wanna feel the warmth of another person
then other /jp/sies could join in, and we'd turn into one big lovepile, hugging and kissing, squirming and inadvertently rubbing our bodies against each other, showing our thanks to each other for all the good times we had together and making our waifus jealous!
doesn't that sound fun anon?

>> No.29357600

>>29249835
No, pls go and stay go.

>> No.29364931

>>29335090
>>29357527
This is super super gay!

>> No.29366397

>>29364931
shut up and get in the pile anon

>> No.29367860

>>29357527
Is cuddling and kissing considered cheating?
I don't want to make my waifu sad.

>> No.29368258

>>29367860
as long as no one gets a boner then its just a bunch of friends having a good time and taking it easy, so I can't see her having a problem with it

>> No.29368751

>>29249835
I'd rather drink toilet water from a public bathroom.

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>>29354597
...
>>29368258
ew.

>> No.29411841

>>29155068
Sorry it's not mine, but I wish it was
a jaypee in the /fumo/ thread made it out of a yuyuko

>> No.29412513

>>29368258
>as long as no one gets a boner
Quite a gamble, knowing /jp/...

>> No.29418906

>>29412513
Hey, it's not my fault other /jp/sies are so cute.

>> No.29428976

hey guys what's that poking into my side?

>> No.29444590

>>29428976
Just a pocket knife, don't worry about it.

>> No.29456170

>>29412513
i can proudly say i haven't had a boner for a whole hour now

>> No.29456867

>>29400735
quit being a prude and join us anon, its so warm in the pile
the worst that could happen is you get poked a few times, don't you love your fellow /jp/sies enough to risk that?

>> No.29457068

>>29428976
Good question. You should grab and feel it to figure out.

>> No.29459273

>>29457068
hmm, now I can't find it again
it must have been something small...

>> No.29469367

>>29186893
don't be silly anon, you're gonna look great

>> No.29495220

CUZ EVERY STEP THAT I TAKE IS ANOTHER MISTAKE TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.29519101

>>29456867
maybe he's what he's really worried about is that he might enjoy getting poked...

>> No.29524551

>>29459273
How about you bend over so I can show you exactly how "small" it is?

>> No.29526741

i would look cool as hell tryin on dresses with my boys

>> No.29528164

>>29007419
Hide the generals and join the fun threads

>> No.29529198

>>29528164
Is there a way to hide threads with titles that match a pattern? Having to re-hide new threads is cumbersome.

>> No.29529587

>>29529198
Yes. Make use of the filters and export your settings, so you can load them easily.

>> No.29534571

>>29524551
good idea, if I'm on all fours I'll be closer to the ground so I'll be able to see better, maybe then I'll find it again, whatever it was

>> No.29534966

>>29529198
Use 4chanX filters like a normal person.

>> No.29543732

>>29529587
How have I not noticed this? I feel retarted.

>> No.29559819

>>29526741
you'll look even cooler when you're taking yours off, cutie

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Great thread, I'm feeling thelove !

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>>29560227
Image mentt to e

>> No.29600934

>>29543732
>retarted

>> No.29621899

>>28939872
That's a lotta cu

>> No.29622193

>>28811299
Even if I'm only here for vtubers? Gee t-thanks!

>> No.29622341 [DELETED] 

>>28865358
What are these figurines called?

>> No.29626145

>>29622193
He's talking about /jp/.

>> No.29626770

>>29626145
Vtubers is /jp/ culture!

>> No.29626979

>>29626770
You will never be a /jp/sie

>> No.29627166

>>29622193
>>29626770
Vtubers are a part of japanese culture, that does not make them a part of /jp/ culture.

>> No.29628413

>>29627166
Even mizuryu kei?

>> No.29637146

>>29628413
Wow, you really do know nothing about /jp/ culture. Never leave your h*lol*ve thread again.

>> No.29647321

>>29246187
>fiveseven
I miss the late night police scanner threads.
I never caught all of them but man it was fun to listen to the shit that happened.

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>>29249835
At least you guys aren't fresh off the boat.

>> No.29686157

>>29357527
i think it sounds kinda fun

>> No.29690997

kinda gay but alright bro

>> No.29691077

Flopping out my cock for slutty /jp/sies!

>> No.29704339

>/jp/ meet up gets arranged
>this one sounds interesting enough that lots of neets actually come out of their neet-dens and attendance is high
>richfag anon is generous enough to let us use his family estate out in the country as the venue while his parents are out on holiday, its basically a mansion
>bring your own tea bags, dresses will be provided
>the atmosphere is awkward while the tea is still brewing, this is the first time most here have talked to someone besides their parents in months after all
>then one anon breaks the ice by dragging out a whole suitcase full of doujins and passing them around
>the kettle boils and now everyone's sipping chamomile and lapsang souchong, flipping through doujins, playing vidya, having pillow fights, just taking it easy and having a good time
>even the terminally autistic start coming out of their shells and enjoying themselves
>then part two of the meet up starts
>big boxes of dresses are brought in and opened up in front of everyone
>we're all shocked, everyone thought this part of the original thread announcing the meet up was a joke
>but overexcitement from all the caffeine, the fun and crazy atmosphere and secretly being a little horny after reading those doujins helps everyone get over their surprise and nervousness and soon everyone is struggling into one
>most are cute and frilly, some are more sleek and serious, and a few are downright slutty
>there are some catgirls, a couple maids, lots of schoolgirls, some cosplaying as their favorite 2hus, there's everything you'd expect and more
>some anons are embarrassed about their shoulders poking out of the tops and their legs being a little too muscular, others are embarrassed about just how well the dresses fit them and everyone else telling them how cute they look
>most have lost all shame and are just going around admiring each other
>but a few of the anons are a little too cute, and after a while checking each other out some people start getting a little "uncomfortable" in their dresses, and with how tight they are everyone can tell
>suddenly everyone's all shy again, but the atmosphere and the horniness win out once more and we start daring each other to see how far we can take it
>anons start flirting and pinching each other's butts, then kissing, and soon people are sat on each other's laps and fully making out, all totally ironically of course
>a few extra frisky /jp/ses start dragging each other away to empty bedrooms, bathrooms, or just poorly lit stairwells and ripping off each other's dresses
>things quickly start heating up and soon the house is filled with moans, squeals, and the sound of flesh slapping against flesh
>nearly a hundred collective lifetimes of sexual frustration are released all at once in an explosion of lust and it descends into a full blown orgy
>we all enter a state of temporary madness and even though everyone blows their load in the first few minutes (/jp/sies are quickshots) we all keep going for hours and hours, fueled by energy we never knew we had
>anon who let us use his parents house for the meet up is on the couch taking five cocks at once, and more are lining up
>the yuuka cosplayers and the reimu cosplayers are competing to see who can make guys cum the fastest using only their mouths
>a lurker from /a/ with a 9 inch cock comes dressed as astolfo and starts plowing absolutely everyone
>meanwhile our tea is left getting cold
>one by one people start flopping down in exhaustion and satisfaction, leaving the floor covered in a pile of sweaty otaku all tangled in each other's arms
>a few people are trying to keep the party alive, bouncing lazily on whatever cock they can find that can still get it up, but the night is winding down
>people are exchanging numbers and already planning next months meet up
>after a few hours passed out together /jp/sies begin extracting themselves from the pile, peeling off the remnants of their dresses that got soaked in boijuices, and stumbling around looking for their old clothes, most giving up and going home in other people's
>giving each other one last kiss at the door when they go, and giggling when they smell the cum on each other's breath
>see you next time anon!
>theme song plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84fOsLdqDAM

sounds good to me

>> No.29704809

oops, forgot a line, that should say
>after a few hours passed out together /jp/sies begin extracting themselves from the pile, peeling off the remnants of their dresses that got soaked in boijuices, and stumbling around looking for their old clothes, most giving up and going home in other people's
>hoping their mom and dad don't notice them walking all funny tomorrow
>giving each other one last kiss at the door when they go, and giggling when they smell the cum on each other's breath
>see you next time anon!
>theme song plays
Sumimasen!

>> No.29704974

>>29704339
me on the right

>> No.29705510

>>29704339
I will be the /jp/sie that will dress up as Alice and masturbate alone in the corner

>> No.29705963

>>29704339
>>a lurker from /a/
Sorry, but only /jp/sies are allowed.

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>>29705963
mmm, now try saying that when you've got astolfo's monster cock down your throat

>> No.29706598

>>29705510
but anon its almost christmas, and even alice shouldn't be alone on christmas
come sit on my face, I insist

>> No.29706673

>>29705510
I'll be the /jp/sie that will dress up as Marisa and fill your insides with lots of love

>> No.29710914

>>28943355
>>29186731
are you coming to the meet up >>29704339, anon? it'll be great for making new friends

>> No.29711306

>>29704339
I'm happy to see the spirit of old /jp/ lives on

>> No.29711368

>>29704339
And I thought /v/ was the gayest board. How come /jp/ doesn’t do April Fools lewding? You’re all repressed.

>> No.29713282

>>29704974
you on the right
me on the left
op in the background
first anon to click the link in the middle
https://files.catbox.moe/0ja9xa.jpg

>> No.29713350

This used to be a nice thread.

>> No.29713585

>>29713350
we didn't mean to upset you anon, sorry
if you want you can just sit the orgy out in a comfy chair with a cup of tea, but I think you could have lots more fun if you joined in! no pressure though, its all up to you

>> No.29713625

>>29713585
You gotta suck our cocks first

>> No.29713673

>>29713585
Kill yourself, seriously.
People like you make /jp/ not fun.

>> No.29713907

>>29713673
sounds like you could be taking it easier, anon
we should find a way to help you relax

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>>29704339

>> No.29714757

>>29704339
kuso post

>> No.29715668

>>29704339
This is one of the few things I don't like about /jp/.

>> No.29716849

are you guys ever not horny

>> No.29728576

>>29716849
I haven't been horny since my wake up fap thirty minutes ago, so that's something.

>> No.29730588

I've been to a /jp/ meetup but there was no sex and only one person was crossdressing
I want a refund

>> No.29750629

>>29715668
its just some harmless fun anon

>> No.29753516

>>29730588
if you want sex that badly you should research the secret technique called rape

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>>29716849
Whenever there's too much time to think about things and the crippling loneliness sets in. I went from doing it 5-7 times a day to none at all. Melancholy is hell.

>> No.29763533

I want all of the #jp tranners to get out

>> No.29764422

>>29704339
kami post

>> No.29767433

>>29763533
>having a healthy sex drive and an appreciation for your fellow /jp/sies makes you a tranny now

>> No.29768790

>>29767433
Do not misuse the quoting function on the jay, ``kudasai''.

>> No.29769431

>>29768790
>I do what I want, nigger

>> No.29769439

>>29767433
die teen

>> No.29769943

>>29767433
>>29769431
go back

>> No.29771362

>>29769431
but why do you want to be insufferable cancer?

>> No.29771703

>>29771362
Stop replying, and the cancer will go away.

>> No.29778832

>>29767433
>>29769431
Who are you quoting?

>> No.29807974

>>28943355
I wanna lift Marisa by her waist to reach the top of the Christmas tree despite the fact that she can fly.

>> No.29809006

i dont know what to do anymore \jp\

>> No.29809491

Why do people have to make it sexual and weird?

>> No.29809574

>>29809491
Lonely virgin NEETs are very horny.

>> No.29814951

>>29809006
what's wrong anon? we can listen to your problems now and fuck later

>> No.29815844

>>29809491
human sexuality is surprisingly adaptable anon
if you're unable to attract a conventionally attractive female mate, for example because you're a shut in neet who hasn't seen a woman besides his mom in years, then you'll slowly lose interest in them and start drifting towards people more accessible to you, such as the /jp/sies you spend all day shitposting with. hang around here a few more years and you'll understand. then maybe you'll start looking forward to the next meet up a little more...

>> No.29817203

>>29769943
They'll never go back.
Hololive has ensured the redditards are here forever

>> No.29825128

>>29809491
prison gay

>> No.29852407

>>28811299
love you too /jp/

>> No.29853157

>>29809491
What do you mean? That's as normal as it gets.
By the way, did you see the thread about Sanae's 10 desires? They listed ass twice

>> No.29856358

>>28970029
this is what happens when you let zoomers be jannies/meidos

>> No.29856732

>>29856358
>-oomer
Keep that on /v/

>> No.29856940 [DELETED] 

>>29007419
>be in your mid 30
>bald
>fat/skinny
>incel
>weeb

you're welcome

>> No.29858704

>>29184437
you would prefer them to be raised in a hugbox instead of knowing all the pain we offer?

>> No.29858735

>>29856732
anon, it's a generic label for the generation born between late 90s and the the 2000s.

>> No.29858902

>>29528164
If you consider image dump threads to be generals - which they are - hiding all the generals leaves you with less than a single page of threads almost all of the time.

>> No.29860433

>>29815844
its true
ive lost all interest in my 2d waifu, i want to marry a /jp/sie now
they're the only people I understand, and the only ones who understand me
i just need to find one that isn't fat and hairy...

>> No.29865082

>>29858902
that'd be good
I don't know who decided that we have to fill up all the pages

>> No.29865506
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29865506

Hi /jp/
Its almost my birthday and I'm looking for a certain picture. Its a little dude sitting at a table all alone and he's got a party hat on along with some cake. A caption above him reads "Alone On Birthday"

>> No.29866010

any noticeable raid from /v/ here since Reimu won the Queen of /v/?

>> No.29888495

>>29866010
No. The board sped up a bit. Not many shitposts that I saw.

>> No.29888556

>>29866010
The fuck is that?

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29894685

i don't have time to make friends

>> No.29920151

>>29704339
I was waiting for the plot twist where it turns out the dresses were magical in which they transform their wearer into cute 2hus and their cocks vanish into their crotches and turn into cunnies, and their breasts fill out their dresses.
Would've been far less gay than whatever this is.

>> No.29920196

>>29716849
didn't jack off for 3 days yesterday

>> No.29924958

>>29920151
you're more gay if you wouldn't bang a cute /jp/sie in a pretty dress than if you would

>> No.29957140

bump

>> No.29957177

>>29894685
but anon, we're your friends!

>> No.29972951

>>29704339
but if we're all wearing dresses how do we decide who goes on top?

>> No.29974324
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29974324

i took my first shower in weeks yesterday
i dont have any friends to talk to at the moment
trying to hold off on watching shows i like or playing mahjong so i still have things to enjoy later
this is my only day off stressful holiday season at amazon warehouse

>> No.29975698

>>29974324
I can only imagine how stressful that must be, but please don't overexert yourself.

>> No.30007985

>>29974324
>trying to hold off on watching shows i like or playing mahjong so i still have things to enjoy later
don't do that.

>> No.30008014

>>29974324
>this is my only day off stressful holiday season at amazon warehouse
oof

>> No.30039687

i'm a little disappointed, jay. the most important thing in any community is to fulfil each other's needs, and i'm seeing a distinct reluctance here. if one of their fellow anons is too horny to bear, then it is a good /jp/sie's job to slip into that dress, do their best to look nice, and help anon relieve his frustration. if you really don't want to, then fine, you don't have to, but at least don't be judgemental of him for being horny, especially when its because you failed your duty to satisfy him! honestly, some of you should be ashamed of yourselves.

>> No.30039889

>>30039687
I can't take it easy with you here.
You're revolting

>> No.30041121

>>30039889
you mean you can't take it easy because you're so filled with hatred for your fellow board members? you don't say
angry, anti-relaxation seriousposters like you go against all /jp/ values and have always been the enemy of quality content
join in the funposting, or don't if you don't want to and respond to posts and threads you like instead, or go back to the /b/tards and /v/ermin you belong with

>> No.30041208

>>28811299
its weird how wholeome and considerate most parts are here, then you go to a 7th expansion or hololive general and they're filled with some of the creepiest shit ive seen on 4chan

>> No.30041476

>>30041121
>you're so filled with hatred for your fellow board members
>go back to the /b/tards and /v/ermin you belong with
That's not very nice. First you tell him that being angry at his fellow /jp/sies is an issue, and then you suggest that he should go to those awful places.
We should all try to get along.

>>30041208
Creepy in what sense?
I'm curious, but I don't want to go there.

>> No.30046403

>>30041476
it's full of incel losers obsessed with doxing female streamers

>> No.30049410

>>29704339
but as a joke haha

>> No.30049902

>>30041476
7th exanse is filled with pedos and new anime critics and every hololive thread is about finding out every single IRL detail about the streamers

>> No.30050321

>>30049902
in short, /v/tards and redditors.

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30052177

>>29975698
>>30007985
>>30008014
Saw a girl having a panic attack break down and cry in employee resource center.
Saw a guy pleading with a girl to hold out until at get more time off in January.
An entire team of 6 people just sat and watched me load boxes near death for hours without helping or doing anything of their own for entertainment like look at their phone or talk to each other.
I got this feeling that I was going to die so I leaned back and stared up and a maintenance guy 3 floors up dropped a wrench that bounced off a piece of metal right next to my head and got stopped by a net inches away from me.
I flinched and slowly limped away from my area, wandering around awhile.
Morale is low all around.
I have to train a new guy on an impossible task tomorrow.
There was an announcement on the screen with a picture of smiling Santa that said you can enter hourly associates going through hardship in for a chance to win a prize.
All today, dystopian feelings.
I know people have had to work much harder jobs and did fine but it is still unsettling to watch on a daily basis.

>> No.30053418

>>30052177
Those harder jobs were usually for essential things like serious construction. There's no reason to work people to death just to deliver stupid ass Christmas presents that will be thrown away in a month.
Godspeed anon, I hope things get better for you soon. Merry Christmas

>> No.30067074

>>29920151
>>29924958
this. if you wouldn't milk a cute hairless /jp/sie's small yet aesthetic cock for all their delicious creamy virgin juice while they squirmed around beneath your arms, and if you need to pretend they're women to be able to express your love and appreciation for your fellow anon, then you're the faggot and not a real man.

>> No.30068644

>>30052177
then we need to get you out of there, anon
/jp/sies are masters at achieving the delicate balance needed to maintain a comfy neet lifestyle, I'm sure we can help you out

>> No.30113657

>>29957177
You're so kind.

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