/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, we already saw this a few hours ago. Already downloaded and fapped.

[Anonymous No.]

is this the artist that draws those overeaction faces

[Anonymous No.]

Touhou porn makes me feel ill.

[Anonymous No.]

Why would Yukari be imagining Alice?

[Anonymous No.]

I love his stuff, but I can never fap to it because it's always the character daydreaming.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880034
Some of us are in a different timezone, either learn to bump threads for the entire world, or provide a source.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880052
Yukari's a pervert, she imagines everybody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880041
How can you browse /jp/ then?

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[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

http://www.mediafire.com/?tmzmov4mend

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880073
This media fire link had better not be a D&D 4th Edition rule book.

[Suika Ibogki No.]

>>2880079
nah, its just WoW

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880079
Agreed, I already have a ... physical copy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880088
4e pig disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880094
Agreed. 2e is superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880108
Naturally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880072
Her face is adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880059
When Touhou porn is posted, I go to my dakimakura and beg for forgiveness due to /jp/'s uncontrollable lust. It comforts me, and I feel better.

Then I read happy Touhou doujinshi that don't use sex for no reason other than wanking or random yuri appeal. I have not found a Touhou doujinshi that has actually used sex for anything other than wanking or random yuri appeal, but I'm sure it's out there somewhere.

Also, I beat off to other shit on pixiv instead of Touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880079
Oh lord, /jp/ links to /tg/ resources to troll?
We get the reverse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880177
We don't, the entire thing was just a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

I do not like this doujinshi, Kanako doesn't fit my own ideas at all, and they do not present their idea of Kanako in a manner that appeals to me.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=142858

I like some of this, picture related cause moé. OP's post is "yikes, dirty, touhous, sex, porn"

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking love this face

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>2880229
I like the artist because he turns mature touhous into moe touhous i love his yuka.

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>>2880199
I never understood why Kanako got labeled with the "overprotective and motherly" traits like Ran is usually associated with.

To me, Kanako seems like a venerable personage - even moreso due to being a goddess. I'd always thought her to take things very seriously, as opposed to Suwako, who just sort of goes with the flow. Kanako seems like she sticks strongly to traditional values (I mean, shit, she came to Genskoyo to gather faith since the outside world was getting to technological and faith-less), while Suwako is much more flexible in that aspect. Admittedly, using in-game dialogue to determine how a Touhou would act isn't very reliable at all considering how bad-ass Kaguya sounded, but turned out to be comparatively laid-back (among other such transformations from in-game to ZUN's written works), but with Kanako, goddamn.

"A god must eliminate all who oppose
their struggle for faith, one by one.

"What Gensokyo lacks ...
Is belief in god. "

"Shrines don't exist for the benefit of their shrine maidens.

A shrine exists to be the home of the gods.
I believe now is ...

Now is the time for you to seriously reconsider the meaning of a shrine!"

"Those without any faith of their own can never
understand the meaning of faith. "

"If a shrine loses its faith, it becomes nothing but a simple shack.

Now, you, who only goes to visit such a shack every day--

Experience this once -- the raging soul of a god!"

What a hard-ass, seriously. Hell, in UFO, she tells Sanae to go out to HUNT YOUKAI, not to mention the war she had with Suwako.

Seeing how the in-game stuff is the only thing we've got on Kanako at the moment, I really can't see how they picked up Kanako-mom from it, and I feel it's a serious pity it came out this way. If I had the art skills necessary, I'd make a doujinshi with this godly Kanako.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2880285

By now you should know well enough to know that the Fanon rarely, if ever, follows the Canon.

Like your example of Kaguya in-game and in fan works - in Imperishable Night she's a terrifying, forceful person, with all the command of royalty.
Whereas in the fanworks it's either LOLNEET or she's a stupid spoiled airhead.

sigh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880299
Even in canon, she gets mocked for being a shut-in. "Waiting for someone to play with you?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880035
>overeaction faces

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880299
To be fair, like I said, CiLR pretty much confirmed that Kaguya had some semblance of being laid-back, but Inaba of the Moon and Inaba of the Earth (which I don't think ZUN directly participated in) pretty much took that idea and boosted it to the moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880303
>>2880306

SLAPSTICK COMEDY = SOLID CANON

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2880303

I fail to remember where in IN she was shown sitting at a computer as so many of the fanworks show.

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>>2880199
>I do not like this doujinshi, Yuka doesn't fit my own ideas at all, and they do not present their idea of Yuka in a manner that appeals to me.

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>>2880052
>Why would Yukari be imagining Alice?
Because prequel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880311
In addition, Bohemian Archive has Kaguya hosting a Lunar Expo, and is relatively soft-hearted. There's really not much of a need to get too aggravated about it or anything since (at least to me) one of the good things about Touhou is the relative amount of free speculation people can make about the world of Gensokyo, whether it's reasonably serious, or if it's just lighthearted comedy.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2880338

That hardly bothers me.

What bothers me are the militant folks who insist that THEIR Gensokyo is the superior one and NO other interpretation is correct, usually because of some made-up illogical bullshit.

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>>2880351
It's like we're really interpreting the bible!

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>>2880173
Suwako rape.
>>2880285
She set Suwako up to be raped.
>>2880299
This picture explains everything you need to know about my Kaguya.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2880364

I just now realized that if you replaced 'Reimu' with 'Jesus' and renamed the most popular Touhous after the Apostles, all of the arguments surrounding Touhou sound exactly the same as the arguments surrounding the Bible and its extras.

[Suika Ibogki No.]

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[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2880365

>This picture explains everything you need to know about my Kaguya.

Regal, terrifying, dangerous Lunar Empress. Got it.

That is the vibe I got from IN.

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly, I was pretty sad when I found out that Kaguya and Mokou enjoyed each other's company because fighting each other gave them something to do for fun.

I like it in my head where Mokou's hate for Kaguya is still unquenchable after so long, and Kaguya just takes it in stride. I'm also not too much of a fan of the Kaguya in CiLR. As a matter of fact, someone mentioned this a while ago, and I've pretty much stuck to it too since I liked it a whole lot; It would have been nice if Kaguya wasn't too laid-back, and she kept most of Eientei under and eneternal state. Makign it visible in Gensokyo isn't a problem, but now it seems like Kaguya doesn't really have anything with her ability, even though she's actually used it for story purposes in making the Hourai Elixir.

Can you imagine how badass it would be for all of Einetei to be on fire while Mokou and Kaguya are fighting in there, but having nothing inside actually being burned down?

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>>2880401

I got a mental image of them fighting, but all the fires around them being frozen in time. (The blazes tossed from Mokou does the Dio Brando-esque slowing down and stopping in mid-air deal.)
Entrapped in a ring of floating, frozen fire and blood.

This shit is awesome.

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>>2880285
Honestly, I was pretty sad when I found out that Kaguya and Mokou enjoyed each other's company because fighting each other gave them something to do for fun.

I like it in my head where Mokou's hate for Kaguya is still unquenchable after so long, and Kaguya just takes it in stride. I'm also not too much of a fan of the Kaguya in CiLR. As a matter of fact, someone mentioned this a while ago, and I've pretty much stuck to it too since I liked it a whole lot; It would have been nice if Kaguya wasn't too laid-back, and she kept most of Eientei under an eternal state. Making it visible in Gensokyo isn't a problem, but now it seems like Kaguya doesn't really have anything to do with her ability, even though she's actually used it for story purposes in making the Hourai Elixir.

Can you imagine how badass it would be for all of Eientei to be on fire while Mokou and Kaguya are fighting in there, but having nothing inside actually being burned down? Well, at least if you think of her idea in the same way that I do.

I don't see her as being fucking crazy, just somewhat arrogant. And maybe bored. I don't mind if she enjoys the fun of fighting Mokou like a toy, but having them reconcile and becoming buddies seems like a bit of a stretch to me.

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>>2880411
I deleted the post you quoted because I wasn't making sense until I fixed it.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2880419

> I was pretty sad when I found out that Kaguya and Mokou enjoyed each other's company because fighting each other gave them something to do for fun.


That suggested to me more that Kaguya would enjoy torturing Mokou to death over and over just to listen to her scream, and throw all caution to the winds as her hapless victim would simply rise up from the dead again and again.

Mokou just wants to die, but the elixir won't let her. So for her it is cathartic as well. They fight because Kaguya needs something to kill, and Mokou needs someone to kill her. They accompany each other nicely in that way.

Knowing this, I wasn't too bothered by what you mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880391
Grimsokyo has many advantages. They can still be in love, while loving only like crazed Gods can.

Speaking of Crazed Gods. I've not yet finished Tohonifun's Kyubi series. It provides a radically different picture of Ran.

[Anonymous No.]

I like Cirno. She's the strongest.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2880461

>Grimsokyo

Oh, but don't mention that to the secondaryfans. Growing up on a steady diet of IOSYS and Walfas means that they rebel furiously against anything that isn't Moe-moe 19 year old Virgins or DFC that is absolutely innocent and pure, with no one dying and everyone living in a happy fantasy land BECOZ THATS WUT ZUN WANTED DERP HURP.

All the while, they conveniently forget the scary Gensokyo from PC-98.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880471
I got Touhou DFC from the character sprites. They all look flat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880419
I prefer my Mokou to be cool-headed and mature in all cases except when it comes to Kaguya. There's something delicious about Mokou still having such a childish grudge on something relatively menial even though her personality otherwise is mature, and that the knowledge she's gathered over the years is much more than any normal child or old man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880471
I like that Doyora guy's Gensokyo the best. Everyone's crazy, but they get along just well because no one takes offense from getting her face blasted off. Plus the ridiculous art is good for a change.

I'd like Usually Dead too, if not for LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE

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>>2880471
Sure there's deaths, some youkai still have humans on the menu, and some humans are still hell-bent on killing all youkai out of hatred, but overall, from a human (Akyu) perspective, it's apparently pretty nice and peaceful for both humans and youkai alike.

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>>2880471
Some primary fans also hate Grimsokyo, because to be honest, it isn't canon. But canon is so sketchy that fan art is encouraged.

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>>2880471
>Oh, but don't mention that to the secondaryfans. Growing up on a steady diet of IOSYS and Walfas means that they rebel furiously against anything that isn't Moe-moe 19 year old Virgins or DFC that is absolutely innocent and pure, with no one dying and everyone living in a happy fantasy land BECOZ THATS WUT ZUN WANTED DERP HURP.
I don't even understand what you mean by secondaryfans. If you just mean people that haven't played the games, then there's plenty of people that meet that criteria, and like to believe that every character is completely batshit insane and feeds of the blood of freshly-squeeezed fetuses.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2880489

Well, we know that everything is not dying all the time and humans aren't falling before the Youkai like wheat before a scythe.

However, people die and there are fatalities. The major Youkai are not benevolent, the gods are petty and malicious, and the fairies are less playful, more impish and prone to trapping stupid humans.

That is Serious Gensokyo, or the Gensokyo from PC98 that I fondly recall from the olden days.

GRIMSOKYO is where all the above things mentioned in the first passage are true, along with such niceties as Kyuubi-Ran mauling people and splitting them open from throat to bunghole, or Yukari bathing weekly in virgin blood to regain her youth..or rubbing the sperm of dead human boys into her skin to smooth out the wrinkles, etc.

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>>2880500
This.

In addition, I really don't see anything to get pissy about if people would prefer an ideally happy moe-moe Gensokyo. I know for sure it doesn't affect me much, if at all.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2880505

My, you're slow. Don't worry, I'll teach you.

Secondaryfans are the people who insist that Fanon > Canon in every instance and ignore the games entirely.

They have a large blind spot regarding PC98 and seem to forget that Gensokyo was depicted as a fairly dangerous, wild place back then, with Reimu risking life and limb regularly instead of merely having Danmaku battles(see The Highly Responsive To Prayers).

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>>2880510
The problem with grim/dark is that it's the extreme opposite of cute/light. Canon is more of a middle ground.

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>>2880522

I'd point out your hypocrisy, but since you're Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6, I'm just assuming you're doing it on purpose to be annoying.

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>>2880522
>Reimu risking life and limb

I seem to have stumbled into a portal that leads to hell. Oh, well, might as well wander around blasting things. Wonder what I should cook for dinner tonight.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2880500

GRIM FUCKING DARK Gensokyo is an exaggerated fanview of the series. It's a fun exercise in mental masturbation, but ultimately not quite what ZUN had in mind.

Serious Gensokyo is the Gensokyo pictured in the games, especially back in the days of PC-98.

MOE-MOE GENSOKYO is the nonsensical Walfas and Iosys buggery about little girls having tea in the forest and wearing silly hats, while exchanging chaste kisses and blushing furiously at the very suggestion of carnal affairs. No one dies, no one gets hurt, everyone is nice to each other - basically it's for Asperger's -suffering fiends who can't leave their hugbox.

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>>2880510
I love the spellcard system, or at least how I imagine the spellcard system to work outside of a gameplay perspective, and I like the idea of a benevolent age where youkai and humans can party pretty well overall.

Except the poor oni and all. Fucking humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880505

Real Youkai have refridgerated squeezed foetus, brought around by the foetus man every morning.

>>2880510

In Grimsokyo fresh humans are regularly gapped in to avoid depleting the village too much. Generally the murder of villagers is kept as a special occasion. For instance, before a wedding night the groom disappears.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2880541
>>2880550
>>2880531

I used to play THE HIGHLY RESPONSIVE TO PRAYERS a lot, so I got stuck on the 'PHANTOMS AND DEMONS AND HELLFIRE FUCK NO THIS SHIT IS SCARY' version of Gensokyo from the past.

It's far better than "Oh NO! Flowers are blooming! EVERYWHERE! What on EARTH could this BE?!" a few games later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880542
>Serious Gensokyo is the Gensokyo pictured in the games, especially back in the days of PC-98.

Not at all. Most of the events of Gensokyo are exactly what kids would do if they had great power and no adult supervision.

It's just a pity all kids are Chaotic Evil.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2880563

Except that there are many adult Youkai that feature prominently in the games. Yuuka Kazami comes to mind here.

No, there are Lawful Evil touhous out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880542
>No one dies, no one gets hurt
But isn't it like that in games too? In EoSD, Remilia starts visiting the Hakurei shrine daily and in PCB Yuyuko drinks tea with Reimu after she's been defeated. In Gensokyo, you don't even have to be immortal to avoid death.

[Anonymous No.]

Highly Responsive to Prayers makes me laugh because it's funny to watch Reimu flipping her shit on the bottom of the screen. I don't know what was happening otherwise.

>>2880562
>PHANTOMS AND DEMONS AND HELLFIRE FUCK NO THIS SHIT IS SCARY
We get that so much in other shit though, I don't know what's terrible about having a world where the supernatural manages to coexist (relatively speaking) with things we're already familiar with.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2880569

There are instances where people die, too. Everyone likes to mention where Reimu makes friends with her enemies, but no one thinks about the little people who die in her way.

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>>2880562

>HIGHLY RESPONSIVE TO PRAYERS

>'PHANTOMS AND DEMONS AND HELLFIRE FUCK NO THIS SHIT IS SCARY'

But Sariel is so moe.

Yuugan Magan can go eat a dick though. STOP LOOKING AT MEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880542
I am the Grimsokyo hyping anon.
I quite like MoeMoesokyo.

They're alternate tastes. But because I am sick in the head, while I admire and appreciate the concept and ideal of the pure world of Alice->Dere; I know that I am far too corrupt to even imagine it. Thus I stay where I am comfortable, in the hell of my own creation.

Have some 3d pig disgusting interplay between grimdark and moe. Now excuse me while I dig up my Sade's /120 days/

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880572
There's nothing wrong with it at all. Arc's just saying he prefers the PC98 universe.

>>2880562
>It's far better than "Oh NO! Flowers are blooming! EVERYWHERE! What on EARTH could this BE?!" a few games later.
I think it's fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880542
ZUN is the first blabbing about girls takin' it easy and being moe (and drinkin tea).

And AliceDere alluding to Marisa dying of old age leaving her (eventually) immortal lover alone invalidate your second statement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880562
After the continuity reboot from EOSD onwards it's been full of menial shit like that. Fansokyo is a little closer to canonsokyo than you'd like to admit, although MOE MOE ALICE and things like that are pretty bizarre.

I still like Fansokyo though.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2880572

>We get that so much in other shit though

And it's usually presented in a much less threatening context than in the old games. For example, in Highly Responsive to Prayers, the fiends actually destroy Reimu's shrine, posing an immense danger to her.

And in the backstory, there is an incident of many people dying all at once.

That's a far stone's throw from the new shit, I would say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880574
Windows games?

The faeries and shit? I don't think they stay dead, and I don't think Reimu gives enough of a shit if they're just going to come back anyways. Same with youkai and spirits, no one really knows how the danmaku system works in regards to them, and no one knows if Reimu does any actual "youkai extermination" in the hardcore spiritual sense anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880584
If you think that mortality is a horror rather than a blessing, then I've got a gateless gate to sell you.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2880586

>Fansokyo is a little closer to canonsokyo than you'd like to admit,

No, it's more like Fansokyo blew shit out of proportion. Cirno is portrayed as being of less than stellar where intelligence is concerned. So naturally, LOL BAKA BAKA.

Yukari can change into a younger form, so SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD VIRGIN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880590
In EoSD the lack of sun causes crops to fail, which is essentially a mini-famine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880568
One of two doesn't make a difference, say, Lunarians just want to keep to themselves, Yuka mostly doesn't give a shit about pretty much anyone, Ran and Iku are only interested in doing their business. Hell, Yukari is essentially Chaotic Good by some interpretations, in that she genuinely cares for Gensokyo (eating a human or two once in a while won't make much of a difference, though. ) Still doesn't mean those aren't exceptions, pretty much all lower level youkai are chaotic evil, they don't have morals to prevent them from doing whatever they want to do. Pure id.

That's why spellcard battles are there, they entertain youkai without causing too much damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880599
I meant Fansokyo itself, not the shitty iosys wet-dreams and things people take way too far

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2880595

> I don't think they stay dead,

Fan speculation.

>>2880579

I prefer Serious Canonsokyo if we're discussing minutiae.

GRIMSOKYO is very, very fun. It reminds me of a mix between an Anita Blake novel and the Song of Ice And Fire cycle - gritty, pseudorealistic historical fiction set in Feudal Japan. There's a dark, scary forest full of things that want to eat you, you run the risk of dying in very painful and humiliating ways, there's kinky sex, bloodshed, and such...for all its GRIM DARKNESS, it's a very colourful Gensokyo.

My main complaint with fansokyo is how very dull it is. Literally nothing interesting happens. Maikaze was some boring shit specifically because of that.

[Anonymous No.]

Windows isn't completely devoid of deaths or anything. I'm pretty sure it's canon that Mokou killed a man to drink the Elixir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880597
What does a collection of zen teachings have to do with anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880617
I'm not much for the Grimdark.

>My main complaint with fansokyo is how very dull it is. Literally nothing interesting happens.
I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Memento:_Monologue

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880617
Still, an individual fairy is short-lived(*1), but they immediately resurrect in the same shape.

Even if they suffer large injuries so that their bodies are in pieces, they heal immediately.

In a stricter sense fairies can't die.

Therefore they take reckless action, without fearing death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880617
Regarding Fairies:

From PMiSS
"Still, an individual fairy is short-lived(*1), but they immediately resurrect in the same shape. "
"Even if they suffer large injuries so that their bodies are in pieces, they heal immediately. "
"In a stricter sense fairies can't die."
"Therefore they take reckless action, without fearing death. "
"Since their concept of death differs from that of humans it may look so, it is also said that they simply are stupid. "

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880597
How could you get to that conclusion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880238

I always laugh when I see this face, it's fucking awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880471

>secondary fans

This is /jp/s 'Newfag', Touhou fans use this term to insult one another and tell others that their view of Gensokyo is wrong and basically act like faggots about it.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2880629

So you prefer Shit NOT Happening as opposed to Shit Happening. Nothing wrong with that.

I can understand how people would prefer the Reimu who just groans 'Ara ara' and cleans up spilled tea when someone drops their teacup, instead of her leaping over the table, grabbing the offensive person by the collar, and screaming into their faces "IT'S ON NOW BITCH".

Shit does NOT have to GET REAL at every instance. But it's fun when that happens.

[Anonymous No.]

Clearly, canon Gensokyo is English Gensokyo.

>I have defeated you in our duel of wits, Remilia old chap! Cease this foolishness or I will be forced to ask you to stop *even more politely*! Come, let us resolve our differences over a pot of steaming Earl Grey and a plate of scones.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2880704

Duh, that's why ZUN makes everyone wear Olde English clothing like mobcaps, frills, laces, and bustles.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2880685

Unlike newfags, however, being a secondaryfan is harmless to no one.

There are some people who froth at the mouth at the mention of IOSYS, and immediately start screaming "GTFO WITH YOUR FAGGOTSHIT WEBCOMICS" if you mention Walfas. I am not one of them, but there it is.

That's usually what happens when you group a bunch of autistic manchildren in one place, however.

[Anonymous of Grim No.]

>>2880666
If you don't find consciousness a burden, then you're id driven and effectively a child, and it is perhaps improper to speak of you as fully conscious.

If you do find consciousness burden, imagine that magnified without end, perpetuating and perpetual.

Immortality is a horror, pure and simple. The only way Christian theology subverts this is to imagine immortality as a contact and subvention into a pure being (read Paradiso by Dante).

Picture grimlated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880723
I swear it's the same crowd who insists that Touhou plots are somehow meaningful, and flip out at the slightest criticism of their favorite characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880723
You mean the "secondaryfan" haters? Yes, they are autistic manchildren who overreact to everything. They ought to lighten up and enjoy things, instead of throwing tantrums.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880737
If you are immortal, you can slumber, thus eliminating consciousness (excluding dreams). Failing that, alcohol or powerful drugs.

Being dead just takes away options, it doesn't give anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880748
Lighten up? Enjoy things? Not on my serious discussion board.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2880743

I just want to let everyone know that if people discount GRIMSOKYO I'm not going to cry in my cheerios about it and write 500-word posts on /jp/ detailing how butthurt I am that someone disagreed with me.

I'm not going to stop liking it because you hate the idea of dear, sweet little Chen nibbling on someone's bone marrow, though.

>>2880748

Agreed.
I personally have no problem with LOL CIRNO BAKA and A-Alice RP threads.

I think it's funny when /jp/'ers pretend that they're so much better than /a/, Pooshlmer or Gaia or (INSERT LARGE, POPULAR ANIME/MANGA RELATED BOARD HERE), because they pretend not to like IOSYS or whatever.

I personally don't go in much for IOSYS and didn't read Walfas, but IOSYS songs don't make me rage my eyeballs out of their sockets if they're mentioned.

[Anonymous of Grim No.]

>>2880759

If the elimination of consciousness is desirable; why take half measures? Think of the agony of recovering into thought after the absence of mind? The horror of awakening.

[Anonymous of Grim No.]

> the idea of dear, sweet little Chen nibbling on someone's bone marrow

Sexier than Pedo-ran molestation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880776
>dear, sweet little Chen nibbling on someone's bone marrow, though.
To me, the idea of Ran being motherly and Chen being adorable and both being man-eaters are not mutually exclusive.
It makes them more interesting, I think.
>pretend that they're so much better than /a/, Pooshlmer or Gaia or (INSERT LARGE, POPULAR ANIME/MANGA RELATED BOARD HERE)
Being obscure (read "indie") means you're better than everyone else.
>don't go in much for IOSYS and didn't read Walfas
I kinda like them. In fact; I like both Cutesokyo and Grimsokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880351
>What bothers me are the militant folks who insist that THEIR Gensokyo is the superior one and NO other interpretation is correct
>Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6

Delicious irony.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

SLUTSOKYO -

The Gensokyo full of cockteasing, nubile Lolis who crave thick, spermfilled dicks, and Mistress-like, busty, curvy older women with rampant sexual appetites.

Characterized by Ran fucking Chen, Yukari fucking everything, dickgirls and sluts everywhere, Yuuka giving footjobs and titfucks, and other fun things of the sort. Tewi Ass can be found here. Cirno sucks your dick in this Gensokyo. Keine will fuck your butthole roughly in this Gensokyo. You get the point.

I.E. the Gensokyo of hentai doujinshi. Yes, I just called your japanese porno comic books 'hentai doujinshi', eat a dick.

This Gensokyo is wildly non-canon and features pairings illogical to the canon works, but one day a Touhou VN will come along and turn Slutsokyo into canon.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2880803

>In fact; I like both Cutesokyo and Grimsokyo.

>i like both

lol no u dont u idort

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: Touhou. SERIOUS BUSINESS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880789
Because there's a difference between suppression of the consciousness and total elimination. It's just too excessive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880808
>Yes, I just called your japanese porno comic books 'hentai doujinshi', eat a dick.
I'd prefer they be called porno comics. That's what they are, after all.

[Anonymous of Grim No.]

>>2880835
See attached.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880776

Going a bit far with acceptability on this one. Nothing wrong with most fan interpretations of each character, or even basically making fun of Cirno and Alice in the usual ways, but there is a understandable point when it gets really fucking stupid like every meme and you get the same comment over and over and over again.

I understand being chill about the setting and mocking the characters, but it's always fine to hate pure stupidity.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2880849

Well, I'm sorry to tell you that you don't have a choice in that matter. You can only choose between eating a dick, and eating a dick.

j/k, I was purposefully being a cock about terms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880861
A circle? You lost me.

[Anonymous No.]

Well it's quite possible to like gensokyo, darksokyo, moésokyo, fansokyo, slutsokyo and anysokyo. Do we really have to have religious wars over it? Or does that make me metasokyo?

[Anonymous No.]

Smart Internet users hang at: http://www.EnonTalk.com/ (Enon = Anon)

Are YOU smart?

> shygymnvghnjfofssggh

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880776
>I'm not going to cry in my cheerios about it and write 500-word posts on /jp/ detailing how butthurt I am that someone disagreed with me.

...you mean you aren't going to do this ANY MORE, right?

Promise? Pinkies crossed and stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

Saying you like Touhou because "the story is nice/chars are cute" is like saying you're a basketball fan because you think Kobe Bryant is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880882
fucking westerner

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2880904

You have my word. It is not my business to tell people what to like on the Internets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880908
No, saying you're a basketball fan because you think Kobe Bryant is cute is like saying you like Touhou because "the story is deep, violent and dark". Both just make no sense.

Saying you like Touhou because the characters are cute is like saying you like baseball because players are well-trained and athletic. And, guess what, this happens quite often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880908
No, saying you're a basketball fan because you think Kobe Bryant is cute is like saying you like Touhou because "the story is deep, violent and dark". Both just make no sense.

Saying you like Touhou because the characters are cute is like saying you like basketball because players are well-trained and athletic. And, guess what, this happens quite often.

[Anonymous of Grim No.]

This is what Moésokyoists believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880948
Spoken like a true secondary fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880971
That's what Grim Dark Scooby Doo fans believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880910
Uroboro originated in western culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880991
That's a serpent eating it's tail, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880808
i like

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880948
Then you like the players and not basketball itself.
So don't claim to be a basketball fan because of that.
Same with touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2881020
Baseball cards have players on them. They don't have game winning plays displayed.

[Anonymous No.]

Grimsokyo and Moefun Gensokyo are both fine.

I like either one depending on my mood. Arc is suicidally depressed which is why he constantly forces his Grim tar down everyone's throats on /jp/. Give it a rest Arc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2881005
Yes. Yes, it is. It is also very much western.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ourobouros

[Anonymous No.]

>>2880971
Except we like our artwork better.

[Anonymous of Grim No.]

>>2881034
TBH, suicidal ideation is as sad as wanting to live forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2881027
Guess who those baseball cards were made for?
Yep, secondary baseball fags.
Just like all those Touhou doujins.

[Anonymous No.]

Raging over anything Touhou related is fucking pathetic. What will your supposed rage do? Cause whomever is inducing this rage to immediately stop what was causing it in the first place? (IOSYS or Walfas)

No, the only thing it will cause is for you, the one whom is raging, to get on /jp/ and piss, moan and bitch about it. Which is even more pathetic because then you believe we actually care.

[Anonymous of Grim No.]

>>2881039
Ensō fuckhole. You're on /jp/.

Sorry, we're not on /jp/, we're on /moé/, my mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2881068
spoken like a true secondary fag.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2881034
> which is why he constantly forces his Grim tar down everyone's throats on /jp/.

lol, hyperbole.

I rarely, if ever, discuss GRIMSOKYO with anyone because secondaryfans like yourself get tremendously butthurt and start crying about how we're pushing it down your throat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2881074
Spoken like someone who thinks I give a shit.
>>2881083
Compulsive lying is not a good thing Arc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2881070
No matter what, it doesn't explain why immortality sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

Geez, this thread is pathetic.
Why would anyone give a shit, you must all be masochists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2881083
>I rarely, if ever, discuss GRIMSOKYO with anyone because secondaryfans like yourself get tremendously butthurt and start crying about how we're pushing it down your throat.

lol, conclusion jumping. I mention one thing and you immediately retaliate with "SECONDARYFAN" and "BUTTHURT". Don't be so full of yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2881100
Discussion is the same as self-mutilation, you heard it here first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2881100
sup nihilist

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2881094

Here, apply some of this to your butthurt and then you'll realize that no one's forcing anything down anyone's throat.

[Anonymous of Grim No.]

>>2881095
Enjoy fapping to your christology or pseudochristological totalising secular thought system.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2881068
But I DO actually care. I like Touhou, I like the fanbase, I don't want it to be hijacked by idiots who can't even read the source material (Or, worse yet, believe Chado IS the source material). And, what's scarier, they're multiplying, for every newbie we manage to teach something, there's 1) an idiot who refuses to learn, 2) another newbie sprouting the same bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

Anonymous is like a woman; he doesn't know when to shut the fuck up.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2881106
>>2881094

Here, apply some of this to your butthurt and then you'll realize that no one's forcing anything down anyone's throat.

Least of all myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2881128
Running away are we Arc? So out of character for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2881094
Obviously, you do, because you keep on replying lololol.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2881137

>running away
>4chan

GOOD SIR, YOU SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT WE ARE ALL TOO OBESE AND FLABBY AND NECKBEARDED TO RUN.

What is this RUN you speak of? Is it some new kind of Animu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2881146
I was speaking metaphorically. As in you're running away from the conversation with the legs in your mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2881146
Isn't it a rap band? Run DMC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2881146
We all know you're a fit, healthy and smart person, Arc. Also, popular with the ladies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2881155
is he a lesbian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2881153
I just imagined what would happen if Run DMC and DMC made a few songs together. That would be so nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2881160
>he
I have news for you. Arcueid is a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2881160
/jp/ is entirely comprised of Polish women.

We discovered this four and twenty hours previous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2881173
That's just roleplaying, he's a guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2881173
We all know there are no women here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2881173
This may come as a shock, but the person posting here is not the fictional character you're thinking of. The fictional character is, you know, fictional, and therefore cannot post on /jp/.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2881234

Ushiromiya Battler, denying that Vampires exist doesn't mean that they do not exist...of course.

And you'll find me a sight more difficult to explain away than Beatrice or any other witch.

Now, let me clue you in on something very important.

You are the Vampires.

[bloodynose !ponpoNB7VQ No.]

>>2881182
Don't forgot, Polish women who are new Touhou fans.

[Anonymous of Gdansk No.]

>>2881257

I just cleared IN on easy slow mode with max starting lives!!!!! I captured one of wriggle's spell cards!!!!

The game ended a bit soon, shouldn't I have used continues with Marisa???!!!! XD