/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so sorry, I can't get outside the screen
I am a two-dimensional boy
No matter how strong my feelings,
I can't be touched by you.

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She's still waiting, you know.

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>boy

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>>286434
You shouldn't post in this thread if you do not know whats going on.

[Anonymous No.]

ALIIIIICE
STOP BEING SO TSUNDERE IF YOU WANT TO BE LOVED

>>286480
Majin Alice x1!
>FIGHT
>TALK
>AUTO
>RUN

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>>289231
[TALK]
Take what attitude?
>FRIENDLY
>THREATENING

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>>290329
FRIENDLY

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>>286423

I`m SO SORRY, Alice!
I`m SO SORRY! ;_;

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It was a quiet day in The Forest of Magic, just like every other day. The spring air flowed into the room through the open window, bringing with it a cool and refreshing breeze. A young girl was sitting elegantly at her desk, marveling the wondrous object that lay before her.

"I can't believe I let Nitori talk me into testing this thing out for her. It seems so complicated, I can't figure out what goes where and how to set it up. Oh heck, I can't even figure out how to turn it on!...

Oh well, at least it was nice talking to someone, even if it resulted in something troublesome like this."

The young puppeteer sat perplexed on her chair, tinkering with the modern piece of technology. Alice was anxious and determined to get the device to work, and thus she didn't stop until late into the night. The refreshing breeze turned into a stiff wind and darkness flooded the house's insides. Noticing this, Alice stood up, lit a candle, and closed the large glass windows. When she sat back down, she noticed that the device was nearly set up, and all she had left to do was turn it on.

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>>289231
Alice is too dere dere right now, she needs to be more tsunsun to win Anon back.

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>>290422
"Alright, I believe this button should do it.", she said with anticipation. To her excitement, the machine began to buzz and run, indicating that it was beginning to start up. Less than a couple minutes later, the screen of the strange device lit up with various icons and such. Alice remembered Nitori telling her that this was the "Desktop", whatever that was.

Eager to test out the device per her promise to Nitori, Alice put her hand on the mouse and started clicking frantically, until she realized that she was just clicking into empty space. She moused over an icon that she found quite interesting: a small blue and orange sphere. Below it was text that read "FireRan Browser".

"I wonder what this one will do if I click on it", pondered Alice. To her utmost enjoyment, as soon as she clicked on it her screen almost immediately changed completely. "Ah, this must be the Web Browser Nitori told me about. She said that this was probably the most popular feature of her invention."

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>>290422
WHY YOU DO THIS

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>>290426
In time, Alice got used to this new device Nitori called a "Computer", and eventually all the commands and whatnot would just come naturally as if she had been doing this forever. In that time, many other people took liking to this invention, including many people from the human village.

One day, Alice came across a website with lots of texts and images. When she asked Nitori about this, she said it was a Message Board, a place where people would post messages accompanied with images about various subjects. She noticed that one subject was very popular, a game called Uohout, created by a man called NUZ. She later learned that this was what they called a curtain fire shooter, and that it was really popular in the human village. Alice decided to try these out for herself, as many people exclaimed how fun they were.

The first time she decided play, Alice was quite confused. First of all, she couldn't decide which character to chose. There were many, after all. Anon, John, Steve and Ryan were the main ones, with many side characters as well.

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John is my favorite Uohuot, he's kind of an asshole but that's what makes him so loveable.

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>>290432
In the beginning, Alice wasn't very good, however as the days passed she got better and better and was eventually able to move up in the levels. However, one day Alice discovered that these shooting games weren't the only things about of this game called Ouhout. She also found out at the various doujins and fan-made comics existed, each one with great artwork and funny or dramatic story lines. Alice immersed herself in these stories, laughing at the hilarious jokes involving the stereotypes assigned to the characters, and sobbing at the stories of lost love and heartbreak.

Alice started developing a certain liking towards the character named "Anon", which was short for Anonymous. He was a lonely character who was always made fun of by everyone else. Day in and day out he was satirized and ridiculed, even though he tried his best to make friends with the others. As such, he spent almost all of his life inside his small, resolute home, practicing his Danmaku or reading manga. Although you couldn't see his face, you could tell that Anon was fairly attractive, which was a surprise considering his situation.

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>>290441
As time passed, Alice soon became infatuated with this heartfelt yet unbefriended character. She would fantasize being together with him, comforting him in his times of melancholy and going out together as an act of their love. She would lament over the though of being with him forever, enjoying themselves together, having kids, growing old as a couple, etcetera. She wanted to give him the love and appreciation that he desperately deserved, most of all because she knew exactly how he felt. It hurt Alice knowing how woebegone he must feel.

However, one day Alice came to an inconsolable realization. She realized that Anonymous was not real, and never would be real. She realized that both he and herself would be lonely forever, separated by 2dimensional and 3dimensional barriers. She realized that they would never be together, never share the beautiful view of the sunset, never hold hands while walking down a park trail, never have a peaceful picnic on the edge of the forest with a beautiful view of the lake.

"This isn't fair! This just isn't fair! Why can't he be real? Why has fate been so cruel, to present me with such a perfect man, only to be rejected by this barrier of woe, this realization of dismay?"

A single tear flowed down Alice's cheek, grazing her soft yet troubled face and shortly falling to the ground.

Alice cried herself to sleep that night, her hopes and emotions dashed, her future bleak and dim. Aside from the resolute sobbing, it was a quiet day in The Forest of Magic. Just like every other day. As such, it would stay that way forever...

[Anonymous No.]

So, someone hates me yet?

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>>290422

This pasta is the reason I made anonshock
;_;

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I fail to see the point of so many alice pastas, sure i'd like to fuck her in the ass but come on
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"Hehehe, what a newfag. Let me put him in his pla..."

For some reason, your hands went right through your trusty keyboard.

"What...what is this!" you tried to shout, but no sound came out. You began to suffocate and darkness started to overwhelm your vision.

"Is this the end?" you silently thought to yourself. "Am I going to die in my room, alone?"

Then as suddenly as it came, everything went away, but the rush was enough to make you sit up and gasp for breath.

"Honey...what's wrong!?" came the concerned voice of Alice.

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>>290349
"Die for me~♪"
They're in no mood to talk!
>SWORD
>GUN
>COMP
>ITEM
>DEFEND

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>>292317
>DEFEND

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>>290451
I'm sorry Alice, but..

I'm so sorry, I can't get outside the screen
I am a two-dimensional boy
No matter how strong my feelings,
I can't be touched by you.

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>>292329
Alice pointed at Anonymous!
Anonymous died!

GAME OVER

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Alice is snoozing right now... leave a message after the beep. *beep*

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The gift of learning to meditate is the greatest gift you can give yourself in this life. For it is only through meditation that you can undertake the journey to discover your true nature, and so find the stability and confidence you will need to live, and die, well.

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>>294515
Good advice? in MY /jp/?

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>>294515
Fuck, from this point on I'm going to start meditating. Thank you, 294515th poster of this board.

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You guys are assholes. Fuck you.

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>>294536
*squeeze*

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>>290422
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>>290451
WHY YOU DO THIS ;_;