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The Emperor of Japan is visiting my school in a couple weeks, and I've been chosen to meet him.

What should I do/say to him?

>> No.2859409

[X] GENUFLECT

>> No.2859408

Can you speak Japanese?

>> No.2859412

I played a game in which your great great grandmother is a wolf.

>> No.2859415

ORE WA NIPPON

>> No.2859416

Ask him if he likes lolis, then offer him your sister.

>> No.2859418

"Have you read your SICP today?"

>> No.2859419

>>2859408
Only a little, but I'm sure he can speak English/will have an interpreter.

>> No.2859420

How does it feel to be nuked twice by a country that is the equivalent of a big fat baby that hasn't even learnt to walk or speak yet?

>> No.2859423

What's your favourite loli manga?

>> No.2859424

As him if his daughter has pubes yet.

>> No.2859427

>>2859419
Ask him to reverse the eroge content ban. Even though he's a figurehead, his opinion has to have some say, right?

>> No.2859428
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2859428

Tell him he is the cherished relic of Major Asia.

>> No.2859430

Tell him he's piss-coloured and he should go home.

>> No.2859432

Convince him to convince the Diet to convince that eroge rating group to reverse the ban on deviant eroges.

>> No.2859433

Throw your shoe at him and call him a "Baka Inu! >__<::"

>> No.2859447

>>2859427
>>2859427
Or ask him why they're bowing to foreign pressure.

>> No.2859449

"You're an anus!"

>> No.2859453

>>2859427
Cloak it, though. Ask him about the controversy surrounding Japanese conglomerates restricting member companies' freedom of speech in the videogame industry, and the recent discussion going on about bans of potentially artistic material.

Make it as general sounding as this post and you'll have a question reminiscent of Bill O'Reilly.

>> No.2859454

>>2859447
Pressure him with FREEDOM.

>> No.2859461

sniff his crotch

>> No.2859464

Say "Do you ever wish you were the Emperor of Japan back when that actually meant something?"

>> No.2859466

Accidentally refer to the Sea of Japan as the East Sea and casually mention Dokdo.

>> No.2859470

>>2859453
If you should ask him anything it's this.

>> No.2859471

Wave a knife in his face and tell him to lower the shipping costs from Japan to Europe.

>> No.2859473

>>2859453
>a question reminiscent of Bill O'Reilly.
"Why don't you Spics just fuck off back to Taco Land?"

>> No.2859475

dress up like a maid he'll like that

>> No.2859480

Shake his hand and turn away.

>> No.2859523

>>2859406
OI PUNTA, BOKU NO HUEVOS SUCKTE KUDASAI

>> No.2859529

"Do you know Oyashiro-sama?"

>> No.2859558

When I stand next to important people I get a boner for some reason. It last happened when I met a Supreme Court justice. Try not to get one or he won't take you seriously.

>> No.2860945

>>2859406
"The pleasure of being cummed inside."

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