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She's so sexy, isn't she?

>> No.2858902

She's so mentally retarded, isn't she?

>> No.2858905

Unf unf unf.

How old is she, anyway? I hope she's less than 13.

>> No.2858909

>>2858905
9.

>> No.2858910

>>2858905
Nine.

>> No.2858913

>>2858909
>>2858910
Fuck yeah

>> No.2858915

>>2858909
>>2858910
>>2858913
But wait. She has quite obvious tits, sort of like 13-14 year old level.

>> No.2858918

protip: she's the killer.

>> No.2858919

Why is there no good porn of her?

Japan, I am disappoint.

And I said GOOD, don't link to that shitty doujin on e-hentai.

>> No.2858922

>>2858915
Shitty art.

>> No.2858923

>>2858915
Early bloomer, plus she's a tad pudgy.

>> No.2858924
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2858924

Slut on right is superior.

>> No.2858926

>>2858919
Wait for the animu.

Umineko hentai hentai will explode.

>> No.2858927

>>2858915
You should see the adult characters. If she was drawn normally, she would be flat-chested. Someone even mentions that she has a flat chest.

>> No.2858928

spoiler: there's no way that crown would stay up there. She's a witch.

>> No.2858934

>>2858928
They are actually crowns like that. They stay up.

>> No.2858935
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2858935

One of the few design choices I liked.

>> No.2858936

Uu- my wee-wee feels funny uu...

>> No.2858939

>>2858935
I like her here because she actually looks 8 or 9.

>> No.2858946

>>2858935
Face needs to be fixed, really.

>> No.2858950

I hate to break it to you guys, but Maria is the killer but only because her mom had the witch reincarnate into her.

>> No.2858953

KUMASAWA IS THE KILLER. LOCK THE DOORS AND BOLT THE WINDOWS.

>> No.2858958

Are there any dialogue choices in this game?

>> No.2858962
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2858962

Stupid slutty tomboy.

>> No.2858963

>>2858958
Nope; it goes like a novel.

>> No.2858968

Gohda is the killer. Just look at his smug face.
>>2858958
No. It's not a game.

>> No.2858973
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2858973

More age questions:
How old is Jessica?
How old is Kyrie?

Actually, god damn it, where does it say the characters' ages?

>> No.2858977

I love that she's 9. I'm actually hard thinking about her being 9.

>> No.2858979

>>2858973
Jessica is 18, maybe 19.
I don't think we've been told Kyrie's age.

>> No.2858980

>>2858958
- Let Maria urinate on the candle.
- Stop her.

>> No.2858987

>>2858968
lol, when you just said that I didn't know who Gohda was; I was still on the boat trip over there. Pretty soon afterwards I saw a tremendously smug-looking cunt and thought "I bet that's Gohda" - it was.

>> No.2858993

>>2858980
That's not a choice; there's only one viable answer and it involves things getting dark, wet and smelly.

>> No.2858995

>>2858973
Jessica is the same age as Battler. Reread episode 1 some time, bro.

>> No.2859001

>>2858993
>it involves things getting dark, wet and smelly.
Stop her doesn't include raping her, so I'm not sure what you are talking about.

>> No.2859002

>>2858995
I'm on episode 1 now. VNs have so much superfluous text my brain filters a lot of it out.

>> No.2859018

Rosa = cock-hungry slut

>> No.2859030

>>2859018
You're just upset because you would never be able to satisfy her

>> No.2859032

Roses are magnificent uu-

>> No.2859041
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2859041

>>2858935

What the shit is this?

>> No.2859043

Oh god, I just saw Kanon for the first time and now I'm gay.

>> No.2859044

>>2859041
Her creepy face. Now with more retardation and drugs.

>> No.2859047

>>2859002
Learn to read

>> No.2859051

>>2859041
She's evil. She kills her mom and breaks Battler's dad's arm.

>> No.2859053

>>2859041
That's her "Kihihihihihi...." laughing face.

>> No.2859059

>>2859047
Yeah, someone writes a bad story that really needs a LOT of editing but the only reason people won't like it is because they can't read. Yeah, makes sense. Seriously, this guy spent hours writing a lot of amateurish text just to do what a tenth of the text would have achieved. Jap writers always seem to put quantity over quality.

>> No.2859062

>>2859059
>Umineko
>bad writing
Doesn't compute.

>> No.2859066

>>2859043
meh

>> No.2859070

>>2859059

Yeah, well thats just like...Your opinion, man

>> No.2859087

>>2859059
Translation is bad bro, don't blame that on the author.

Just keep on reading, it mentions Jessie's age a few more times in later episodes.

>> No.2859088

>>2859059
>bad story
Obvious troll

>> No.2859099

>>2859059
You're not even reading the original text, moron. Like translations are ever good.

>> No.2859124

>>2859099
This seems to be a big problem with many translations, makes me worried about games like Cross Channel were the text is a big part of what makes it good.

>> No.2859128

Seriously, why does she wear a crown?

And how does it keep sticking to her head?

>> No.2859162

>>2859128
Judging from the designs it's tied to her head there's the ribbon under her chin.

>> No.2859163

>>2859128
Some sort of headband or strap.

As for the crown, isn't it obvious? Magical beings (like witches and touhous) need a silly head accessory of some kind in order to survive.

>> No.2859167

>>2859128
Magic, duh

>> No.2859189

>>2859128
If you had seen >>2858935 it's kind of like a headband... thing.

Also, she wears a crown because she's the black King, and one of the last to die. (Excluding Episode 2 because Eva-Beatrice sucks.)

>> No.2859201

>>2859099
Some of the flaws in Umineko's writing are clearly not the result of translation, such as overexplication and a lack of subtlety in characterization and describing motivation. Although the latter is mostly just in Episode 1, it gets a lot better in later episodes.

Weaknesses in overall narration are generally not due to poor translation, so you can still judge some of an author's writing ability based on a translation.

>> No.2859228

>>2859201
The concept is still god tier though, you can't deny that

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2859275

>>2859128
Why DOESN'T she wear a crown? If her mom can't treat her like a princess, she can at least give strangers the appearance that she is treated like a spoiled princess.

Also, posting Maria pissing in fire for magical breeding power.

>> No.2859313

>>2859201

At least he's not Nasu. I think like 30 percent of the text in F/SN had to do with cooking and eating breakfast.

>> No.2859315

>>2859275
I don't get this.

I feel so...different.

>> No.2859328

>>2859315
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sKv0LqgoXU

>> No.2859336
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2859336

Wear a crown of any sort. People will think you're hardcore.

>> No.2859372

Why is she so uguu?

>> No.2859660

uuuuu~

>> No.2859680

>>2859336
Do you ever sleep?

>> No.2859709

>>2859328
what the fuck

what the FUCK

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